65 Pitch Meeting

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Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs with sci-fi weapons sounds like a surefire concept that’s guaranteed to be entertaining. But somehow, when 65 hit theatres, critics weren’t impressed and audiences weren’t present.
65 definitely raises some questions. Like why did they insist on spelling out this concept so much and ridding it of any mystery? Why do these aliens look, sound, move and measure things exactly like us? Why are all these dinosaurs so angry at these humans? What are the odds of them landing on Earth like a day before the asteroid hits?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to 65!
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[@rayeedaabir29]

Watching the pitch meeting for a movie you had no idea existed is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@jennyanydots2389]

Someone graped your dawg while you took the time to come up with that trash boy

[@user-sv9nb8ky2t]

you didn't miss anything

[@Yurrpp]

Exactly what happened here lmao

[@will_of_europa]

Watching the pitch meeting for a movie you had no idea existed is tite!

[@waitselljones8068]

Jeez guys can you stop upvoting these repetitive low effort comments every week so we get the ACTUAL funny or interesting comments?

[@Jonathan_Collins]

This movie really felt like "After Earth" with dinosaurs. And anyone who has seen After Earth knows that this isn't a compliment.

[@La5tnamE1]

I'm afraid it might only be me and you that get this reference. Edit: I stand corrected.

[@starkillersneed]

Before Earth

[@andrewsalhany5665]

This movie is way better than After Earth lol. But that is not hard 😂.

[@leonardoyramm1856]

Heeey!!! That was definitely not a compliment...not a compliment at all. 😉👍🏼

[@LuisSierra42]

@@La5tnamE1 I know about After Earth as well as I watched the Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting for it

[@OneTopic]

The first boiling hot geyser was simply to reduce the dinosaurs’ scale armour for the *SECOND* boiling hot geyser. Wowowow…. Wow.

[@marcosfern777]

Ngl it was steam not water the fist time so I get it

[@to819]

Seeing you in the Pitch Meeting comments is weird, OT.

[@made-line7627]

​@@marcosfern777I feel like boiling hot steam should do similar damage 💥

[@dangerousdays2052]

@@marcosfern777 Steam is literally hotter than boiling water, smh. Are you an American? 🙄🙄

[@cholatepnabangchang4834]

Just watched the film and realized the first geyser blast didn't hit the rex. The rex was just popping out of the steam afterwards, probably braked in time or something.

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

This channel single handidly is keeping me informed on what movies have come out.

[@delathenleso5793]

Same. I don't care about anything coming out, so getting the 5 minute parody versions is better.

[@rolanddenzel-authorcoach]

This is the 1st I'm hearing of this movie.

[@lucapepito]

But you should inform about movies by yourself, Ryan only pitch bad, ugly and lame blockbusters. There are plenty of good more indipendent movies out there to discover. You're never gonna find out if you only watch his channel. I love Ryan George and his video but they give you the perception that every movie is trash. They are not. He only chooses the bad ones.

[@Novictus]

​@@lucapepito ohhhh that explains the Ashoka one

[@egregius9314]

I remember getting hyped for movies, because I watched tv and commercials were on tv. Now I surf the internet with ad-blocker, and literally noone around me is spontaneously talking about whatever newest Marvel movie has come out, so I'm like: 'There's a Guardians of the Galaxy 3 film now?'.

[@aeden1001]

“Another thing that is sick is his daughter” That transition was impeccable. 0:49

[@joshuadull4192]

I came here to say this 😂

[@Handsomereviews]

Thanks for saying what we all were thinking. Perfect transition

[@gnaius]

That transition was TIGHT!

[@JustmeandmyTardis]

Closer to 0:52 but agreed

[@canadiannomad2330]

Followed by "Distant planets with American healthcare systems are tight!" was perfect.

[@Stormwern]

The dinosaur era lasted for 165 million years, and they arrived the day before it ended.

[@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462]

Only slightly better but it was the asteroids that crashed their ship.

[@user-et9de2hs5l]

That's what we're going with.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean yeah, for the story to happen. If they hadn’t then the movie would just not exist. Join us in fiction

[@dargossss]

Talking about being late, right?

[@B-rex395]

It’s currently believed that the end of the dinosaurs occurred 66 million years ago, so 65 would be 1 million years after the collision.

[@shanelucas8239]

"Distant planet with American Healthcare" made me spit my coffee out, thanks Ryan! Beautiful

[@SeraphsWitness]

Beautiful, yet dumb. It's generally Canadians fleeing to the States for healthcare access, not the other way around. The US actually has socialized healthcare for the poor.

[@Psilocybin77]

hahaha so like Ryan stealing jokes from other people. Steals this entire premise from Jenny Nicholson and jokes from Mr. Sunday Movies. TIGHT!

[@SeraphsWitness]

making fun of American healthcare is hardly fresh unique content.@@Psilocybin77

[@Celeste-hl1kw]

@@Psilocybin77”Stealing jokes”-Every Canadian has dissed American healthcare my dude, it’s not intellectual property.

[@Jebu911]

@@Psilocybin77 Ill just pretend all stolen jokes are homages because pretending is super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@kennywalters889]

The subtle “shut up nerd” had me dead 😂💀

[@LivingFire_BurningFlame]

Them conquering space flight before healthcare is the most believable part of the movie.

[@jennyanydots2389]

They didn't say one thing about any munging either.

[@savedbythebelldeepdives]

U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

[@B_Ahmed1234]

Haha, yeah We can send people to the moon and fuse atoms, but feed hungry kids, that's mission impossible

[@SherronOlivar]

ef

[@Quincy_Morris]

Things will always cost stuff. Nothing will ever be free, just cheaper.

[@PlayerOne.StartGame]

I feel bad for them. You can tell how excited they were to make and share their movie. It was like watching a kid trying to hatch an egg, only to find out that that egg was actually from a grocery store, and had no chance of becoming a chick.

[@hyperjank5129]

About that, There is technically still a chance

[@inigo137]

how so?@@hyperjank5129

[@ahabduennschitz7670]

​@@hyperjank5129Yeah a one in a Million chance

[@techpriest4787]

A video game like a first person shooter perhaps would have been a better idea because movies need interesting stories.

[@jaredpoon5869]

Wait...there’s a guy on KZbin who’s made videos about hatching quail from store-bought eggs.

[@Christopher-gv8yc]

"I've got to manufacture tension" is the perfect line! This Pitch Meeting was more thought out than the actual movie! Great job, Ryan!

[@benkoferenc3365]

I went to see it with some friends, and when the movie unloads its entire lore in like the first five minutes (flying through the stars like some screensaver), I turned to them and said, "They think we're idiots, right?"

[@eshaneshal1509]

U have exactly 65 likes, i dont wanna ruin it. Lol

[@benkoferenc3365]

@@eshaneshal1509 Well, now there's no choice but to shoot for... 65... million. Years Ago. Prehistoric Earth. Had a visitor. (Jesus, that title card...)

[@eshaneshal1509]

@@benkoferenc3365 wtf is wrong with u?

[@HuigffGjiih]

I mean, yall keep paying for movies. Knowing what kind of DOGSHIT their putting out

[@Critbuff]

Writer Guy looking down dejected only to say, “Star Wars,” got a big laugh out of me! Thank you for these gems, Ryan!

[@MusicoftheDamned]

It's even funnier since the Disney _Star Wars_ movies don't exactly help his case even if people seem to agree that Adam Driver ended up being the "best" part of them overall.

[@thepubknight6144]

Oh milking Star Wars nostalgia is tight !!!!

[@bobafettjr85]

@@MusicoftheDamned No need for quotation marks. He was the best part of those terrible movies.

[@stormtraitor6545]

@@MusicoftheDamned I don’t think that matters, Adam Driver has done pretty well outside of ‘Star Wars’, but mostly because of ‘Star Wars’. This movie being the exception.

[@MusicoftheDamned]

@@stormtraitor6545 I would argue while that he doubtless got better know due to the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy, especially internationally I imagine, Adam Driver was already doing quite well and generally being recognized as an actor even before that unfortunate disastrous clusterfuck trilogy. Fortunately being in those movies didn't ruin or really negative impact his career between his acting, far too many people thirsting for Kylo Ren (enough to harass his family in real life--sigh), and doing that well-regarded _Marriage Story_ movie (that I still haven't seen) right after that one. Oscar Isaac is probably the actor closest to the same deal from the laughably ill-planned trilogy since it would be weird to argue that the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy made Mr. Isaac "known" all of a sudden. I honestly can't think of any actor who got stuck in that trilogy actually applies to outside like Rose's poor actress and I guess Daisy Ridley (and both of those instances are unfortunately rather negative). Either way, yeah, _65_ was thankfully the exception to the seeming rule for Mr. Driver thus far, and even then for all that I've heard about the movie's faults Mr. Driver's acting isn't among them. Still, even great actors generally can't save poorly written plots, which _65_ sounds like another instance of on multiple levels--see also: ...the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy. Otherwise that live-action _Aeon Flux_ movie with Charlize Theron would be worth-watching--it isn't.

[@tymiller4689]

Pitch guy: “He’s an alien, which means he’s a Human in pretty much every way. Producer guy: “Sick!” Pitch guy: “Ya, and so is his daughter.” Got me rolling 😂

[@eradict]

"And another thing that's sick is his daughter." 💀

[@tymiller4689]

@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9 Amen, keep up the good work!

[@zephyr8072]

@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9 “Mercy is for the weak. A man faces you he is the enemy. The enemy deserves no mercy.” John Kreese 1:2 KK

[@tymiller4689]

@@zephyr8072 “But I tell you to love your enemies and pray for anyone who mistreats you.” Mathew 5: 44

[@graxxor]

Can I play? Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.’

[@ChillgameshGaming]

Thank you for pointing out that the "twist" being in trailer is insane. It would have been so good if it were an actual twist!

[@AbruptAvalanche]

The dinosaurs seem like a big part of the movie, not just an ending twist (I haven't seen the movie admittedly). It'd probably be tough to make a trailer and market the movie without showing any of them. Even if they didn't show them, I'll bet people would quickly figure out the twist based on the name anyway.

[@ChillgameshGaming]

@@AbruptAvalanche Yeah, it's not really an ending twist, but a basic part of the premise, but actually discovering it as part of the story unfolding would have been an amazing experience.

[@blupunk01]

I remember seeing the trailer for 65 and thinking "Whelp, I'm never going to watch that but hopefully there will be a Pitch Meeting someday." I was wondering if he would mention the fact that all of the dinosaurs still look like they were made for Jurassic Park for some reason despite the fact that we now know most of them would have been covered in feathers (the T-Rex being the exception).

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

I'm pretty sure it's only the coelurosaur dinosaurs that had feathers?

[@blupunk01]

@@retsaMinnavoiG Most of the discoveries so far have been coelurosaurian theropods, but they've also found early featherlike pelts on three species of ornithischia and the structures may go all the way back to the ancestral Archosaurs because veined feathers have been found on pterosaurs. Regardless, one of the antagonist dinosaurs in the film is a dromaeosauridae predator (most likely a utahraptor from its size) which we now know was covered in feathers.

[@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126]

T rex definitely had feathers. Yutyrannus, another large tyrannosaur, is positively covered in them. It only makes sense that T rex is as well.

[@mattm8870]

@@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 every skin fossil we got of T rex, Albertosaurus and Gorgosaurus (other large North American tyrannosaurids of the late Late Cretaceous) are all scale only. Yutyrannus is early Cretaceous China.

[@petrarafiki]

This discussion seems more interesting and has more angles than the movie 🍿

[@neco5740]

I just realized how massively they missed the ball by making the asteroid impact not somehow their fault by crashing their spaceship into an asteroid or something. Alternate history is just always very fun. And it would at least make *sense* why it happened at that exact time

[@loke6664]

That is a good argument. Homer Simpson and his toaster actually makes more sense then this, he at least killed of the dinosaurs with his own incompetence. Setting them down basically the day before the asteroid hit is incredible stupid, Producer guy must have been high when he greenlit this one. It is a shame too, a dinosaur movie should be more fun then this.

[@ThreeRunHomer]

You’re a much better writer than the Hollywood goons. 👍🏼

[@Narcan885]

But that'd require actual creativity, you know? Something even random youtubers seem to possess in higher quantity than actual screen writers. And then we're supposed to feel bad for their strike, lol

[@mikezerker6925]

They actually got it spot on… humans look like the Adam Driver aliens because they left their DNA on planet Earth and when the Dinosaurs died humans evolved from Adam’s DNA

[@KoBaC]

The Hollywood writer is gonna read this and feel big sad

[@denniskaufmann2889]

I loved how the escape vessel they needed to get off Earth was facing upside down and a T-Rex randomly flips it to face right side up. Thought Ryan was going to use that as the “Super easy barely an inconvenience” moment.

[@pseudotasuki]

Not even an inconvenience.

[@Rohald20]

Ah! Missed opportunity.

[@billybadass3056]

wow.... you actually seen the movie................

[@thunderrobots1980s]

@@billybadass3056 well somebody had to ,so better him than us

[@rosgamer_original]

I tripped and fell which is how i saw this movie; I honestly would have preferred to trip and fall off a cliff.

[@_Tomon]

Even if a movie end up disappointing us, there is always the Pitch Meeting to make watching it worth it

[@pugthecat-]

"that's 4 away from the funny number" got me lol

[@keylacmckemp1309]

I think a lot of people missed that.

[@LobsterHorde]

Yeah I dunno what’s so funny about the number 61, but I appreciated it nonetheless

[@MGD313]

Sometimes a movie can promise "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs," deliver on "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs," and still it isn't enough. Hollywood is tough.

[@gregbors8364]

The movie business is suffering due to lack of imagination and risk-taking, which are directly related to the insanely high budgets that modern “blockbusters” cost to produce

[@mellowfellow14]

I don't think anyone wanted "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs''

[@HariSeldon913]

Maybe it would do better if they delivered on, "Adam Driver gets a decent haircut"...

[@GeordiLaForgery]

Adam driver was the worst part of this movie they should of casted someone else.

[@roberthayes7737]

Probably going to be same with Ferrari (Adam Driver driving)

[@thedarkemissary]

What I really like is the subtle addition of "nerd" to the classic "hey, shut up" line. It realy shows growth and a commitment to comedic refinement from Ryan's writing.

[@Nostromo2144]

Shuddup nerd!

[@Cancun771]

Oh fudge! He's *character-arcing!* Quick, get the shotgun!1

[@ceasarsaran8573]

indeed.

[@ojeritoayala]

I'm still mad he replaced "get all the way off my back" for that one 😒

[@steeljawX]

@@ojeritoayala I don't think he replaced it, he just uses it for different nitpicks. Aliens using the metric system, that's a "Hey, shut up." response. Pointing out how everything in a film being complicated to the nth degree and not telling a coherent tale and infact breaks its own story trying to tell its story, that warrants a "Get off my back." So it's the difference between is the point a small nitpick or something that underminds the entirety of the movie? He's definitely moved from everything being a "Get off my back" to a mix of the two, but it's still around.

[@ryantippett3953]

I honestly feel like whoever designed the “dinosaurs” for this film had never EVER heard about dinosaurs and just had a child describe a couple to them.

[@80PercentAshamedOfU]

“Um. It’s big? And and it has scales? And um…big teeth? And some claws.”

[@sitcomchristian6886]

The filmmakers were very open about not creating realistic dinosaurs, and making up a few while they were at it. I actually thought it was neat. There are countless species we don't even know about, so it's fun to speculate.

[@SeraphsWitness]

It's supposed to be cool, not accurate.

[@F0xR0t13]

I'm terribly late for this, but if the filmmakers wanted scary alien monsters instead of actual dinosaurs they could have just made scary alien monsters inspired by dinosaurs and call them that instead of "dinosaurs"

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@F0xR0t13 who cares? They can call them whatever they want.

[@robomega3893]

I'm surprised you didn't mention that them hiding from a T-Rex behind a waterfall and saving a baby dinosaur is pretty much lifted wholesale from The Lost World

[@plucas1]

This Pitch Meeting is probably the best publicity that movie is ever going to have, mainly because it's studio obviously did not give it any.

[@scottslotterbeck3796]

Would you waste money on marketing this turd?

[@carlosb9261]

I disagree I saw so many trailers for this movie. It just didn't look good

[@king_supreme1102]

Nah there were def trailers going around

[@henkhenkste6076]

id be ashamed of this trash too

[@bloodred255]

this was the first I heard of it.

[@jeffhidalgo6037]

I'm very certain the pitch is going to be way more entertaining than the movie! Also, 61 is HILARIOUS!

[@gregbors8364]

That’s true 99% of the time

[@anaalicia5029]

Ah, it’s on Netflix so I’ll watch it.

[@SherronOlivar]

fe

[@reinholdw1800]

As most of the time, yes, the pitch is way better than this movie.

[@GeordiLaForgery]

If you love dinosaurs it's worth watching. The human story fell flat Adan Driver was crap not suited for this role.

[@leekenneth-walsh3545]

This sounds like it could've been a cool idea for a movie, it just sucks that they fumbled the execution this badly

[@justinhunt4767]

Adam driver has to become good at acting will see about the movie Ferrari

[@olisk-jy9rz]

Not really, the plot is basic, unoriginal and nonsensical.

[@Treblaine]

Like they left at the most interesting stage. The asteroid didn't immediately destroy all life on earth, it was a global firestorm that was quite survivable if on the other side of the planet, then a global ice age then a scorching earth, all three of those together killed off all the dinosaurs (except the small ones that could fly) And there had to be some specific reason a human would be at this particular time like Adam Driver was part of a security crew for some illicit time travel technology where "we're just going to stay in orbit, we won't alter the timeline at all" but "oh no, something went wrong!"

[@berniemargolis4288]

I didn't even realize this had been released at the box office. I saw it on my Netflix feed and assumed it was a direct-to-streaming release. The whole time I was watching the movie I could hear the Pitch Meeting in my head. This video came out pretty much as I expected, and I mean that in a good way.

[@guaposneeze]

I am really looking forward to the "Revisted" version of this in a few years where Ryan is just like, "I have no memory that this movie ever existed, and was only reminded by reviewing my own old Pitch Meeting archive."

[@demizson576]

*Revised ... or *Revisited (?)

[@jwismar11]

This movie was moderately entertaining, but it was VERY difficult to turn your brain off enough to avoid noticing the plot holes. More than just an inconvenience.

[@CorePathway]

Super difficult, barely a possibility?

[@kyleferguson4236]

Moderately entertaining? I didn't even bother watching the last half hour because it was such a dumpster fire piece of shit with ZERO redeeming qualities. The acting? Trash. Plot? Trash. cgi? Trash. U need to raise ur standards when it comes to cinema

[@johnglue1744]

Yeah plus the traiker ruined the movie basically . Not a great movie but not a bad film if you happened to catch it on a sunday type.

[@thepubknight6144]

Lost it at studio writer telling studio producer "Hey shut up nerd"😂😂😂

[@ntdscherer]

I would say even worse was there was basically no relationship between the main characters because they couldn't communicate. What a dumb idea.

[@fju1107]

Let’s all take a moment to thank Ryan for sitting through this dreck so that we don’t have to. Thanks Ryan!

[@peabrain6872]

It was good

[@thevikingsock8527]

lol no it wasnt. The movie was absolute garbage.@@peabrain6872

[@Blisterdude123]

@@peabrain6872 Adam Driver elevated what would've been an utterly forgettable film. It was like he was acting in a completely different movie.

[@Eblanco13]

It was worth watching the entire movie just to make this Pitch Meeting make more sense and be so much funnier.

[@raydunakin]

For a movie whose main gimmick is "fighting dinosaurs with futuristic weapons," it really went light on the dinosaurs.

[@NotaRealScientist]

And future weapons

[@potaterjim]

They look like they were ai generated...

[@Paint_The_Future]

Sometimes I have no idea a movie exists until Ryan George makes fun of it and this is one of those times.

[@theawesomeman9821]

me too

[@cultofgaurav]

Which one is Ryan George?

[@jamesmaybrick2001]

Wierdly i saw this film months ago and had completely forgotten every single detail of it, including its very existance until this pitch meeting. Its like some odd you tube pod person memory swap. The film only now exists as a pitch meeting in my addled brain.

[@tedferkin]

For me it's most of the time

[@sexydictator3241]

​@@cultofgauravthe guy with the beard. 😁

[@ceilingsintheireyes6288]

i love movies like this because they give us the best pitch meetings

[@commentswithtim5686]

I would absolutely thoroughly enjoy working for this company with these two people 😂😂

[@AnotherEmily]

Me and a couple of other palaeontologists got *not sober* and went to watch this at the cinema. Impeccable. Laughed my head off.

[@Carewolf]

"Laughed my head off." is that where palaeontologists keep their asses?

[@TheWhocaresusername]

i want to hang out with not sober palaeontologists

[@Ease54]

Next time, go with some Paleontologists...

[@smithchasea]

Ross, is that you??

[@AnotherEmily]

@@smithchasea this is disappointing because in real life I have business cards that I give out to people who say this. They say "yes, like Ross from Friends. No one has ever said that before"

[@michaelevans9712]

The beginning of this pitch meeting was pure gold, him being sad about the twist being ruined. I love your videos so much!

[@CodeNinj]

It feels like this happens SO OFTEN too, the script may have some really cool reveals, but they just couldn't resist using it in the trailer...

[@kdcpo6105]

Hey shut up nerd

[@FlexibleToast]

@@CodeNinj it didn't really even feel like a reveal in the movie though. It was established pretty quickly what was going on. It wasn't like Planet of the Apes in the closing scene.

[@The8merp]

I remember when James Cameron got mad at the studio when they revealed that Arnie was sent back in time to help the humans in the Terminator 2 trailer, because he had it setup as a twist in the movie, so now he has the rights to have the final say for the trailers to all his movies written in his contract lol. The thing is movie studios and theatre owners, distributors etc. have a setup such that in the first week of a movie release, a bulk of the ticket sales profit goes directly to the studio and then going forward that shifts to favor the theatre owners etc. So it's in their interest to get as many people into the theaters as possible in the first week, and that's why they go so far as revealing even the twists and cameo appearances in the trailers, instead of letting people get surprised by it.

[@KJYKJY1985]

@@The8merp I haven't seen the movie. How do they attempt to hide the twist? Do you not get to see what the "monsters" look like until a ways into the movie?

[@PumpkinKing-ruler-of-pumpkins]

wait 5:08 pumpkins? nice i now love this channel even more

[@kanedaku]

01:37 the "Hey shut up *_nerd"_* had me choke!! 😂🤣🙃😂

[@heathcliffO_o]

I love the "This time, there's a language barrier." followed by an immediate "Logan" 😂😂😂 Seriously, this site is chock full of channels that mock movies, but ryan George's delivery, format, and commitment to bits make this easily one of, if not the, best of its kind.

[@danavixen6274]

His engaging comedic timing looks super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@heathcliffO_o]

@danavixen6274 Ooooooooh, comments referencing running jokes on the channel are TIGHT!!! 😁

[@danavixen6274]

​@@heathcliffO_oLove the Deadpool thumbnail! ❤

[@GogakuOtaku]

Oh is that what he said?

[@Treblaine]

It's always a really little girl. It's never like an older teenage boy, always little girls. IDK why there's a reluctance to have a vulnerable supporting character who might personally relate to an older male role model, it seems they exclusively want a paternal fatherly protector role.

[@blackdragon6]

The lightning illuminating the T-Rex was legitimately scary and well done.

[@educatorofneedy5756]

If this makes you scared … you are the target audience for this shit 💩

[@duckofdeath3266]

Indeed. And also in the trailer. This would have been a much better experience if they hadn't done what suicidal Hollywood executives always seem to do: Spoil everything!

[@gregmiller7567]

I'm really surprised Ryan did not make any comment about the fact that the escape shuttle was only 15 km away (roughly 9 miles) and it took them DAYS to get there. Even in super rough hostile terrain there is no way it should have taken even a full day.

[@SeraphsWitness]

With a young kid? Man I walk about 9 miles every time I go to Disneyland, but I promise you that kid is not walking the entire time. And that's flat ground. And my feet are doubled in size by the end of the day.

[@olisk-jy9rz]

@@SeraphsWitness They were both aliens tho, and the kid never had any issue keeping up. They were just going in circles or walking backward or something dumb

[@SeraphsWitness]

@@olisk-jy9rz I mean let's be honest, they're not aliens in any meaningful sense.

[@grimzadi2480]

The most important lesson of this movie is that when someone doesn't speak your language, you should repeat what you just said slower and louder and they will understand. Thanks 65!

[@dogmgee3206]

Ryan George is such a person

[@DelightfulWalrus]

He's definitely one of the people of all time!

[@mikebar42]

Person's

[@Or_is_it_spelled_Charlie]

He's so human!

[@starwarsjoey228]

of all the people in the world, ryan george is definetly one of them

[@derpmang5539]

He truly is a specific individual.

[@greebo7857]

This is way more entertaining than the 35 minutes of the actual movie I managed to sit through.

[@dancrane3807]

Ha ha, I only wasted 20 minutes of my time. I'll die with an extra 15 minutes of life compared to you.

[@Nagarjuna18]

the long pause between pumpkin and apple is the realisation for RYAN that he had to watch this movie just for sake of pitch meeting...

[@bluicarys732]

The pitch meeting for Meg 2 will be amazing. "I bet thats going to come in handy later" can be used for nearly every previous scene.

[@cholakombe154]

if it aint broke, do it over and over again with every single actor 😂😂😂😂. Ryan you're AMAZING 😊

[@samuel5591]

I liked that it was also self-referential to the nth degree

[@SaintSimon111]

Watching the pitch for a movie you won’t see anyway is tight

[@damonrandall9844]

Hi Ryan. I’ve noticed in a lot of pitch meetings that the reason Screen Writer Guy writes a lot of stuff is because it will look cool. In your “Ant Man” pitch after SWG says that then Producer Guy says “The rule of cool strikes again!” I thought it was hilarious and should be a recurring bit. I mean, if your gonna say it looks cool, might as well highlight the Rule of Cool! I love all of your works. I can’t even count how many times I’ve watched Pitches, The guy who decided…..Your work is comedy gold! Love ya! Can’t wait to see more!😊

[@mustafa_F_M]

1:01 It’s even funnier when you realize that Ryan is a Canadian

[@tallulahbeaverhausen4382]

Ryan, please, do a "Jupiter Ascending" pitch : the WTF is off the charts in this movie !

[@ffs55]

YES OH PLEASE

[@mrquirky3626]

It still blows my mind that Mila Kunis' character finds out that she's basically a space princess and probably the richest person in the galaxy yet decides to throw all that away at the end to go back to scrubbing other peoples' toilets. I want to see the deleted scene where her family discovers they're actually rich and can travel anywhere in the galaxy but Mila purposely didn't tell them anything about that so they could stay cleaning people while she hangs out with her alien boyfriend. Probably one of the dumbest endings to a sci-fi film ever.

[@hazukichanx408]

@@mrquirky3626 Haven't seen it, but sure sounds like it... I mean, if she's into being very down-to-earth, cool. Just give your space kingdom to some trustworthy people (if you can find any, granted... not easy) and plow all the cosmic wealth into quality of life for your citizens and anyone else in need. Don't just ignore the power to do good...

[@inventgineer]

*YESSSS*

[@Steve_Kassiotis]

That movie was so bad I almost walked out while on a date. The fact she enjoyed it proved she had terrible taste and wasn't right for me.

[@Ozymandias1]

Ruining the ending on the DVD cover is also what happened with the original Planet of the Apes movie which showed the Statue of Liberty, which was intended to be a surprise because Charlton Heston thought he had been on an alien planet for the entire movie and it turned out to be Earth after a nuclear war. I'm glad I had seen it on TV before it was released on home media and remember feeling shocked by that scene.

[@guyledouche4102]

DAMN YOU!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!

[@a.r.e.j.1693]

65's marketing didn't ruin the ending. Ryan, like 90% of the people who watched this, didn't read the sign that appears on the screen at the beginning of the movie. You know it's Earth in the past from the very beginning. Still a bad movie, but that one thing wasn't a problem.

[@jamesbizs]

You’re saying, that enough people didn’t know the plot of the movie, all the way up until it was released on home video???

[@richmcgee434]

I saw the original Planet of the Apes in the theater as a kid. It's a fond memory of an era when all media wasn't spoiled pre-release by the internet. This youtube channel really is the inevitable future of entertainment, where no one ever watches the original of anything and just relies on snarky synopses instead before calling it a day. Of course, it's just a matter of time until he makes a Pitch Meeting about a Pitch Meeting episode and the universe implodes. His revisits are already halfway there.

[@ntdscherer]

​@@richmcgee434There's already a Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting if you didn't know. The 100th episode.

[@lamaansyed5953]

Me: *Why do you have enlarged eyes of movie character in your thumbnail* Ryan: *Because* Me: *That works*

[@martinbones681]

Just recently discovered these and I am totally hooked. Ryan George is veryy engaging and hilarious, I Could watch these for weeks on end. It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience 😂

[@thatoneguychad420]

Been watching for years, you're here forever now 💖

[@cepavrai]

I watched this movie like 10 days ago because i was hyped by the pitch. Alas, Every single minute was so filled with plot holes it could have had its own pitch meeting. When the movie ended, I literally said to myself "I'm too old for this shit". I hoped that Ryan would take care of it and here we are...

[@bloodbornduck9536]

I think it’s a testament to how poor the dinosaur design was in this film that Ryan couldn’t tell that the main antagonist monster wasn’t supposed to be a T-rex. It was some fiction giant dinosauriod created by the film. A pair of t-Rex’s DO show up however near the end, before the characters escape and continue to be chased by the giant fictional monster that they eventually kill at the geyser. The fact that people struggled to even notice the difference demonstrates the importance of unique monster design.

[@nicoladennis6543]

It slightly annoyed me , the T rex bit. Also i believe it wasnt entirely fictional, the main antagonist is supposed to be a Fasolasuchus, although i remember the legitimacy of that genus is still under question mark

[@kwirant]

It's pretty clear not a T-Rex IMO, its arms are much bigger. But the head and the rest of the body in general is quite similar, color too

[@sitcomchristian6886]

Wasn't the Big Bad dino on four legs, not two? I mean, that's a pretty significant difference.

[@qui-gonrick7002]

"65. That's four away from the funny number". 61 is hilarious.

[@MR_ARKANSAS]

the script for this pitch meeting might be the best i've seen!

[@khayakhumalo6116]

"Another thing that's sick is his daughter" i was not expecting that 😂

[@Ratzfourtyfour]

TBH I've not heard of this movie yet and I want to thank the production company for providing great Pitch Meeting content.

[@peterp2626]

This feels like a pitch meeting that most people weren’t asking for

[@TubenIt83]

Great job again, as usual, by my favorite Canadian named Ryan! I'd love to see some pitches for classic films, like The Big Sleep and The Wizard of Oz. That would be tight!

[@unclecreepy4185]

I never saw the trailers or anything for this movie before giving it a try. As soon as it started I was like “oh, I get it. He’s on another planet and is going to travel to Earth as it was 65 million years ago and the dinosaurs are going to eat people.” But then when the people in stasis died I was like “wait, you’re not even going to have dinos eat people? So this is just “After Earth” set in the past?” Oh look, two people from an advanced civilization speak different languages. I sure hope the universal translator isn’t broken.

[@morrit33]

That's exactly what I thought. I mean... they could have made it better by creating Dinosaurs that we didn't recognise, instead of ones we did.... then slowly have a reveal... we don't KNOW what dinosaurs looked like...some we do, most we don't. Would have been better to see the incoming asteroid, and THEN have the T Rex show up. That would have been a MUCH better 'Aaaahhh!' moment between the film maker and the audience...

[@user-so1yi2tm2r]

It's a tax write off movie. Somebody's mistress went a little over budget it seems

[@EricCabana-cj6se]

I think this is because the studios have to pay the dinosaurs' descendants a lot of money to use the dinosaurs image, so, none is left to have characters, or even writers, for that matter...

[@dawnfire82]

@@user-so1yi2tm2r That's not how 'tax write offs' work...

[@HessTruckBOOKS]

I love it when the pitch meeting is better than the actual movie

[@furtalance_x]

It wasnt that bad of a movie. Just more like a one and done type of thing more so.

[@tylerchristian2370]

That’s 100% of the time nowadays

[@xxkildarxx]

No idea this movie existed but this pitch meeting assured me that was for the best.

[@Marconius6]

I like the fact the Producer Guy is actually knowledgable about movies in this one...

[@Aballa9922]

Ryan made me rethink how I watch movies and tv shows now all what I end up saying in my mind when a scene comes up is “unclear” and “that’s what we’re going with” and “nope” and all his other jokes 😂

[@jasonwall7751]

I love, "I'm going to need you get all the way off my back about that." 😂

[@mavortius8768]

Or when things work out way too easily I can't help but think "that was super easy, barely an inconvenience" and then I start to wonder if writer guy will say it at the same part that I did.

[@michaelsnow3536]

As someone who ACTUALLY watched this movie, the only thing I had to say about it to my friend when leaving was "Well... that was DEFINITELY Adam Driver fighting Dinosaurs."

[@MissMisnomer_]

Yeah I watched it on the plane while my dad and I split our audio so we could hear it together and I think that was the perfect viewing experience for this particular movie. It delivered exactly what was on the tin. Good way to kill 2 hours on a flight to Canada.

[@ADTillion]

Funny thing is, it wasn’t even that. Those weird quadrupeds were definitely not dinosaurs. They just wanted creatures like Xenomorphs and Indoraptor because those are popular on mainstream media.

[@robmains3736]

One of my favourite pitch meetings 😂 but I also loved this film! Favourite popcorn film of the year!

[@battleborn1055]

"Another thing thats sick is his daughter" absolutely savage

[@chief3619]

At this point, I’ve seen more new movies in the past two years through pitch meetings than I’ve actually really seen.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I’ve always thought it’s so cool that Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy really do resemble each other even though we KNOW they’re different people because one wears glasses and PG blinks those bright blues at least twice as much as SG (:

[@alyeanna]

Wow Ryan George you're really flexing here, making 65 pitch meetings all at once.

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

It seems hard to make dinosaurs boring but the movie 65 found a way. Great job Hollywood.

[@MB-st7be]

Needed more locusts

[@Narcan885]

Right?!? I mean, they're freaking DINOSAURS! And yet i don't remember a single dinosaur movie after jurassic park 2 that was even watchable. How do you mess up that badly? (also, this movie's dinosaurs somehow look worse than 1993 Jurassic Park's ones lol)

[@pietropes1322]

Huge snore fest this one for sure. Great for my insomnia though

[@Bob-nc5hz]

@@Narcan885 if you can't remember a single watchable dinosaur movie after JP2, you have not watched Kung Fury. You should remedy that.

[@santishorts]

This was indeed a movie. Good job screenwriter guy, you did a movie.

[@AndiVx]

Brave of you, doing the 65 pitch meeting way after the hundred one.

[@NGamerNolan]

This was a great pitch meeting! I would've loved to see you mention how they kinda made up dinosaurs for the movie when there's already a library of hundreds to choose from. But this was still a great video. 👍

[@ScreamerProductionss]

My favourite part of this movie was all of the new growth forests and trees somehow being on ancient Earth, and all of them being so small.

[@jbrown8601]

Good one

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

I have wondered what happened back than when there was a fire with the higher oxygen concentration. Was it just a crazy inferno even when not very dry.

[@psikopat57]

"That's the one from every dinosaur movie!" I love it when producer guy does that

[@MK-Y88]

"That's four away from the funny number, so why is this called 65." That joke went over my head first i watch this. 🤣🤣🤣

[@fanasiufoh3665]

Ryan not missing the 69 joke shows that he’s goated 😂 0:09

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

As a kid, my favorite dinosaur films were the Land Before Time series. As an adult, I mean, come on, the first Jurassic Park is near perfect.

[@jamielondon6436]

It is.

[@ElMundoDeHadesOK]

the first jurassic park, is literally a MILESTONE ((when it comes to VFX))

[@ErikaDali]

Near? If Jurassic Park isn't a perfect movie, I don't know what is.

[@mrquirky3626]

@@ErikaDali All the computer scenes are pretty weak. It's a great movie but I always laugh whenever the girl dramatically says "It's a UNIX system".

[@jennyanydots2389]

Director's cut had two gRape scenes between Dr Sattler and Dr Ian Malcom, in the middle was a sub plot about Dr Grant's charachter verbally abusing Timmy and while repelling open sexual advances from Timmy's older sister the whole movie. It was a full 45 minutes of hardcore action cut out because Stevey SpealBurg had another Thom Shanks movie to make about volleyballs in concentration camps.

[@trinaq]

"That's four away from the funny number!" Haha, Ryan actually echoed my initial thoughts! 😂🤣

[@mathieuduval7544]

.... 61....wait thats not a "funny" number!?.... yeah i dont get it!?

[@trinaq]

@@mathieuduval7544 The "funny" number is 69. If you know, you know.

[@MGD313]

61 is hi-larious!

[@mrquirky3626]

@@mathieuduval7544 A "61" is when a fat person sleeps with a skinny person.

[@jennyanydots2389]

Sounds like we got an offender on our hands folks. WAtch this kid for sure!!

[@SirEukalyptus]

That sad little "Star Wars :(" gets me everytime 0:39

[@conradaster3764]

@ 0:56 bruh I when through my WHOLE DAY before this joke hit me 😂😂😂

[@gregolonious]

I literally had to rewind the part about the dinosaur surviving the boiling hot geyser, only to be killed by a boiling hot geyser in the very next line, just to make sure I wasn't on drugs like the writers were.

[@seewhaticcurious1]

This made me literally LOL

[@HarryMbise1]

That was one of the weirdest parts of the movie. Maybe the dinosaur had a single-use boiling hot geyser shield or something 💀

[@thesilentportrait]

Honestly I really enjoyed this movie. Ryan is spot on with the marketing campaign ruining something that could have been a much better reveal had they left for movie goers to find out

[@jimh472]

Agreed. It wasn't some "Sharknado"-level bad but was mishandled on many levels.

[@brickosaurus2276]

Definitely agree. It's a 6.5 or 7 for me

[@ashleighcochrane]

Same. I loved the concept, and while execution wasn't the best it was actually decent.

[@villainus957]

I didnt even know this movie existed before seeing it with friends but it was still absolutely the worst movie I had seen in years.

[@brickosaurus2276]

@@ashleighcochrane The CGI was amazing as well

[@user-ix2wm3qp7l]

Idea for a sketch..... Diamonds. Did you know that diamonds are actually worthless? It's true. The only reason they are so expensive is because advertisers have made us think that we need to buy them to get married and be a precious gift to prove our love. It's a huge scam if you think about it. Love your videos! You are really talented and your sketches get me through my boring ass work day. Keep up the good work!

[@saraloking5993]

Personally, I think diamonds are boring looking. I'd rather look at jade or mother-of-pearl any day.

[@AlBrownComedy]

You know what? I low key really enjoyed this movie. First saw it on a flight.

[@andrewgreen5892]

Accidentally watched this movie on a flight quite sleepily and instantly knew it was great Pitch Meeting content

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

If this film had any marketing at all, I missed literally ALL of it until the pitch meeting came along to give me the most experience with it I would have planned on getting in the first place! Tight!

[@Juiceboysbox1844]

Watching pitch meetings while hurtling through the infinite void is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@randomdude189]

Thank you for all the carefree content you supply.

[@jonteaches]

I like the subtle “hey, shut up, *nerd* ” tweak. 👌 1:30

[@holahola-ym1xv]

i suggest making a space between * and " for *it* to work

[@Laarye]

The dinos should have had feathers. It would look accurate, but also so different to any dinosaur movie we've ever seen that your brain probably wouldn't place it as Earth right away.

[@SeraphsWitness]

You can tell it's earth, literally just from the title. lol

[@barbaraseeberger4587]

0:10 "65 - that's four away from the funny number"

[@bramverhees755]

“Very sad…probably” was just the perfect way to describe bad writing 😂

[@HellfireClub242]

How does Ryan George single handidly pinpoint all major movie flaws? He does it with so much ease, that its Super easy barely an inconvenience!

[@jennyanydots2389]

He has a team of joo's writing races jokes all night for him.

[@PeamThePanda]

I think he actually mentioned in some Q&A section in one of those Revisited videos that it takes him a bunch of time to research what people's complaints are about the movie he's making a pitch about. So it's actually not super easy; he's just very dedicated, barely ever lazy,

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@PeamThePanda None of what you just said is true, literally none of it.

[@greylithwolf]

handedly**

[@mori1bund]

@@jennyanydots2389 trollollollollo