Planet Raptor is Not the Movie We Wanted But It's the One We Deserve

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[@dootguy1579]

Okieeeeeeeeeee

[@dootguy1579]

Also your vid title has a re instead of we

[@matthewzablocki5310]

In defense of J.W. Dr. Wu did say in the first J.W. that if the dinos look like the orginally did, they wld have very different looking dinos. So they basically do admit that what they created was genetic monsters. Spin offs, for lack of a better term.

[@Akunai_]

@@LEONbiohazard4 cooking up some spear soup

[@matthewzablocki5310]

And ppl take the name J.P. to literal. There were dinos from all eras, but they need one short name. Triassic Park wldnt of caught. Clearly Michael Crichton tested some titles out and Jurassic Park caught. If i want accuracy, I'll watch a documentary. I watch movies to have fun.

[@robertobrosful]

He just... He just slapped a scientifically accurate velociraptor....

[@zvenafnazbalji7539]

And fucking mauled it to death.

[@silverscorpio24]

And called it a prick

[@SarcasticPossum]

Possum don't give shit.

[@winzigerflashendeckel6894]

It was hitler

[@maddoxmakesvideos]

I'm not liking this comment because it should say at exactly 200 likes

[@swiftfoxmark2]

"Why did the goblin turn on the stove?" Gets me every time.

[@meilikino]

As said by Possum himself, “Just because you can do CGI, doesn’t mean you should.”

[@theruq7171]

words to live by.

[@glennco8609]

Walgter

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Y'know, Beast Wars Dinobot was made decades ago and looks better than these raptors...

[@Limbbiscuit]

Ehemmm... "can"

[@Alondro77]

Food Fight, "This isn't even my final form!"

[@tachyon8317]

I'm actually impressed that a goblin, that was trapped in a well for centuries, knew how to turn on a stove.

[@Fandom_Junkie]

I think it's funny how "why'd the goblin turn on the stove" has become a running joke

[@tachyon8317]

It seems to have become the channels catchphrase, and I have no objection to that.

[@jackb.530]

It always get me 😂😂😂😂

[@wpeniche]

It just works.

[@hansjuker8296]

Everyone asks WHY the goblin turned on the stove, but no one ever asks HOW the goblin turned on the stove.

[@samuelturner6261]

“Ok, guys, we have access to a medieval village set. What kind of movie should we make?” “....” “Sci-fi alien dinosaurs it is.”

[@darthfox45]

The only reason they're called "velociraptors" in Jurassic Park is because of a discovery of a big raptor in Montana, they called it velociraptor antirhopus. It was a deinonychus.

[@Hapokas112]

Interesting.

[@Veritech2011]

In the Jurassic Park novel the portrayal of the Raptors were based on the research of John Ostrom's Deinonychus. In the novel Allen Grant acknowledges this however, Dr. Wu explains that the amber used to create the Raptors was discovered in Mongolia so they assumed it was a Velociraptor Mongoliensis. Steven Spielberg in preproduction did use the accurate name of Deinonychus but later changed it Velocirator for dramatic sounding reasons.

[@danielm.595]

And another is that they said that they mixed their DNA with one derived from a frog species, essentially giving them a "free pass" for their inaccuracies.

[@necrogenisis]

Not exactly. Crichton based the raptors on Deinonychus because of a hypotheis by Gregory S. Paul, who wanted to merge Velociraptor and Deinonychus into a single genus.

[@sortedevaras]

I figured they just named it Raptor because marketing said it sounded cooler.

[@TacDyne]

"Why'd the goblin turn on the stove?" That needs to be a shirt.

[@charl4478]

I would buy that

[@scarysara9364]

Would you believe that line made it into 'Urban Dictionary' ? Apparently It's how you respond to a question that you have no better answer to.

[@igorkluev5682]

Why does the raptor have a German accent? Why did the Goblin turn on the stove?

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

Quantum Physics, don't ask stupid questions!

[@xyvgamer2411]

Why did the goblin turn on the stove

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

@@xyvgamer2411 Quantum Physics!

[@terrynewsome6698]

Rickraptor105

[@polaknasieci1331]

The goblin turned on the stove so the energie will aventually create a black hole destroying the entire solar system. As a prank, or in short as flame end cyborg guy said quantum physics

[@ablosch2452]

0:35 I've seen that Velocipastor one. It was basically some priest loses his family, takes a trip to another country, then suddenly gains the power to turn into a velociraptor himself, and then he uses his new dino form to fight ninjas. It's as crazy as it sounds.

[@dr.claudiafinch1088]

But is it good?

[@ablosch2452]

@@dr.claudiafinch1088 No, not at all.

[@dr.claudiafinch1088]

@@ablosch2452 Is it as cringy as this one?

[@ablosch2452]

@@dr.claudiafinch1088 I'd say it's even worse because they don't even use CGI for his Raptor Form, just the pastor in a badly made plastic costume. Also it has awful dialogue like "That's what parents do, they die on you," and a pimp saying "My name is Frankie Mermaid, because I'm swimming in hookers!"

[@r.j.penfold]

@@ablosch2452 I think my entire body dehydrated itself so I could die and unread that pimp's quote...

[@xenomorphfromlv-4263]

Why do we have such horrible films? Why are directors and writers so dumb? Who would think this is any good? Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@konstantinschafer2122]

Because he can.

[@imnotpayingchildsupport4506]

Too advance the plot for movie that's why the goblin turned on the stove

[@owenbuell2407]

The world will never know.

[@xenomorphfromlv-4263]

@@owenbuell2407 alongside with the question "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

[@owenbuell2407]

@@xenomorphfromlv-4263 Yes! I was hoping someone would get that.

[@ozzymand1as]

"Here there be dragons" is actually clever. On old maps they would put that on unexplored or dangerous sections of ocean as a warning

[@advertisingadrian]

The SCP "Here be dragons"? I think a tear just ran down my face just from remembering it...

[@moa9188]

@@advertisingadrian i feel you

[@r.j.penfold]

@@advertisingadrian I'm too lazy/not motivated to read the story but I always wondered why everyone claims that it's so sad

[@lukemorgan9231]

@@r.j.penfold What I heard that the dragons didn't really make it to the end or what not. Because the science lads put them in a smaller room.

[@r.j.penfold]

@@lukemorgan9231 Well that's rude of them

[@LucyWest370]

Seriously though, why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@brianaguilar8283]

To heat up the fireplace poker

[@swayeddrunk4763]

I’m still trying to wrap my head around that it made no fucking sense

[@czernobog8069]

For the soup

[@PFiction24]

The probably wanted to blow up the house but forgot to edit in the stock footage of a house exploding.

[@Juntasification]

Ffs. To heat up the poker he jammed in the fat guys *ss.

[@Nash1t0]

"Your whole childhood was a lie." Bro, why you gotta do me like that? :'(

[@randyrichmondiii3415]

Possum sounds more depressed in each episode

[@yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082]

Well he is a possum.

[@unhamster8410]

Can you blame him?

[@zvenafnazbalji7539]

He also sounds like he's about to collapse and die from alcohol poisoning in any second.

[@silverscorpio24]

He's just more drunk

[@polaknasieci1331]

He's still trying to figure out why the goblin turned on the stove

[@bilbobloodaxe6598]

"...and why did the goblin turn on the stove?" I was caught off guard and laughed way more than I ever should have at that bit

[@arthurfox1733]

Same!

[@airboyaaron8870]

Why did the dinosaur native to Mongolia have a German accent? What do you have planned for your next review? Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@madarpauser2133]

Let's call the raptor Adolfus. In the honor of Duke Adolf Friedrich of Mecklenburg.

[@andrewjones9547]

there is a german youtuber named rickraptor105 probibly him

[@hugoreeves9912]

Possum: 'Scientifically accurate raptor' Raptor: Talks

[@haillobster7154]

Still more accurate than any dinosaur in any movie.

[@cocacola4blood365]

And with a German accent, no less.

[@betulalenta9987]

Finally someone who knows what velociraptors actually look like.

[@winzigerflashendeckel6894]

Why the fuck is the raptor German

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

To be fair Velociraptor sounds a lot more badass than Deinonychus.

[@tylerjames3488]

The thing is that Jurassic Park actually knows it's an inaccurate portrayal of Raptors. In the book for Jurrassic Park there is a longer section that explains why they look more reptile than bird. The movie has a scene for that but it's short and not very important so you don't have as long of an explanation.

[@jaystreet46]

Yeah along the majority of people 🙄 I know you were just trying to appear smart but no

[@AB-bg7os]

Shut up

[@kingbash6466]

Dinosaur movies 🤝 Shark movies: Being oversaturated and generally terrible

[@comradesam3382]

Having 1 good franchise about them and having it ruined

[@sortedevaras]

3 headed shark versus Meca raptor when?

[@polaknasieci1331]

@JapaneseGiant Lizard1234 Yhea, the dinosour island trilogy! (Dinosour island, dinosaur island and dinosaur island)

[@Arbit042]

@JapaneseGiant Lizard1234 dinosaur train

[@mysteriousstranger5873]

@@Arbit042 dinosaur train slaps idk what you mean

[@Pecogo1]

"Weird meat jungle where it rains piss or something" is now something i want to see unironically.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Oh, so the Terraria crimson biome. It's full of meat and piss.

[@polaknasieci1331]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 and the corruption is cancer and cum

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@polaknasieci1331 Ok, I don't get it.

[@polaknasieci1331]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 Neither do I

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

A possum ree's at a movie about raptors and gets day drunk at 9.

[@rohanghoshdastidar1047]

A possum gets day drunk at 9 and ree's at a movie about raptors .

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

@@rohanghoshdastidar1047 Order of operations is important.

[@rohanghoshdastidar1047]

@@MalleusSemperVictor Agreed

[@kidcharlemagne1002]

PEMDAS

[@sad_knight1827]

I hope “why did the goblin turn on the stove” remains as a part of this amazing channel forever.

[@SkorpTS]

That scientifically accurate raptor joke got me good, but then it just made me think about how big Possum actually is. He's roughly the same size as Bigfoot, so does that mean Possum is some kind of oversized mutant possum?

[@Khadharphak]

It's all that rooting around in garbage like this movie, the exposure transformed him into a hat-wearing alcoholic skaven

[@613harbinger316]

He could just be a smaller, pointier Bigfoot who calls himself a possum.

[@zvenafnazbalji7539]

@@Khadharphak D-did you just called him a rat? *YOU JUST LOST YOUR FACE PRIVILEGES.*

[@dentheman1797]

Bigfoot? You mean suburban Sasquatch? “Buluwuhuleh” (best try of it’s matingcall)

[@scottricklaroque7428]

Well, look how small the cans of what I assume to be beer are to him. They could even be 40's, we don't know.

[@onefloofyraptor]

I wish they'd make a movie about troodons, they've got the ferocity of a velociraptor with a small size that'd allow em to do shit like crawl through vents or hide easily, they're also one of the smartest carnivorous dinos.

[@Shines.22]

Planet Raptor 2: Re-wanted: Electric Boogaloo

[@gundamthatateataco4729]

him slapping that scientifically accurate raptor at the beginning was all I needed to see, I was happy

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

Why they flip the table to fight a raptor? why a scientifically accurate Velociraptor speak with German accent? and why Goblin turn on the stove?

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

On that last part: Quantum Physics, don't ask stupid questions!

[@insertmemorableusernameher6795]

Germans are time travelers

[@venusharuna4187]

“why’d the goblin turn on the stove” will NEVER get old

[@haillobster7154]

Like the goblin actor's career.

[@MidnightSt]

In my headcanon, these sets are the first, and rejected, attempt at some Hercules TV show sets. The director came, looked at them, and said something like "You serious? I'm supposed to be shooting in THIS SHIT? TEAR IT DOWN AND START AGAIN!" Upon which the director of the Planet Raptor jumped in there are begged for them to delay the tearing down for 8 hours, they agreed, and that's when he shot the movie.

[@magmadude35]

Oh shit i think that bug man was the same one from that Bruce Campbell movie where him and his fellow astronauts come back to earth that's been taken over by bugs

[@PossumReviews]

I just Googled "Bruce Campbell bug movie" and you're right. It's recycled from the 2005 Syfy Channel original movie Alien Apocalypse.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Please don't watch the upcoming Monster Hunter movie, I will genuinely beat my own head until it is a crater. Capcom needs to learn not to let stupid people handle their IPs.

[@tazzreviews1578]

Wish they gave the directing helm to someone better.

[@LalaRojas-jd5rc]

Love Monster Hunter but absolutely hate Capcom movies. I'm suprised they're still going through with making movies. We get it Capcom MHW was a success but I don't want to see it like THAT.

[@eddiehunter1887]

Monster Hunter wouldn’t work as a movie, who tf thought that a game with mininal story about killing monsters would make a good movie?

[@timyuusis3372]

@@eddiehunter1887 Does it even have an actual story?

[@spinosaurusstriker]

@@timyuusis3372 it has, a rich lore actually.

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

3:00 "Here be dragons" means dangerous or unexplored territories, in imitation of a medieval practice of putting illustrations of dragons, sea monsters and other mythological creatures on uncharted areas of maps where potential dangers were thought to exist.

[@Khadharphak]

Huh, I'm pretty sure the sexy scientist lady was also a sexy scientist lady on Stargate SG-1. Which also had a character called Carter.

[@RiylanCorma]

Yeah, and IIRC, Gary Jones was the Stargate SG-1 gate room tech guy. And the set looks suspiciously like the village from the later seasons of SG-1. Edit: Different Gary Jones.

[@dustyhurd424]

She was also a super hot science genie on the TV show for "Wierd Science".

[@Vedlom]

She was! Her name was Freya, a Tok'ra host.

[@dustyhurd424]

@Jason McCann A great proformance by her and one of the best comedies of the 90s without and mother fuckin doubt! I had a feeling though that this reply thread is only for when she played hot science chicks I was thinking 🤔. LOL. Thumbs up none the less

[@afrightenedsloth]

I finally know why the goblin turned on the stove, to slightly hasten global warming by a nanosecond

[@rollingrocker666]

I think the goblin turned on the stove because the director originally wanted for him to cause a gas explosion but once he found out how much destroying the house would cost him he then decided to pull back on the the idea and forgot to take the stove scene out.

[@IamEscBoy]

a note on 2:14 : in the cretaceous period where dinosaurs really thrived (for 99% of it) it was far warmer than it is now (we're technically still in/recovering from an ice age) and there would have been MORE oxygen in the air: not less. we know this because there was enough oxygen to support giant bugs, which breathe through their abdomens.

[@DieselWeasel]

"Oh, no! A scientifically-accurate Velociraptor!" ...... *smack* XD Also, I love that the goblin turning on the stove has become a running gag with these reviews.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Hello fellow furry.

[@percyjackson3311]

Where can I find the video that started the gag?

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

@@percyjackson3311 Uhhh... I could be wrong but... maybe the Goblin review?

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 hello fellow furry!

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@brunobucciaratiswife *What the actual fluff is your profile picture?*

[@thesugar5832]

I absolutely love the mystery behind the goblin and the stove.

[@mumblerogre2455]

Who would win: Stupid 2019 Predator Or Cgi raptors

[@stormshadow2470]

Scientifically accurate CGI 2019 Raptor

[@argon2474]

The CGI raptors for sure.

[@ms.chomper5024]

CGI Raptor

[@theshocker7637]

Obviously a possum that finds garbage will win

[@poweringaccounttermination4026]

The "or" would win

[@Deform-2024]

There actually was a giant prehistoric opossum, not human sized, but still huge: "Thylophorops was a large opossum that roamed South America during the Pliocene, about 3 to 2.5 million years ago. Its teeth indicate it was pretty carnivorous, certainly more than today's opossums. It was also much bigger than today's opossum, up to 9 kilograms as suggested in a recent study."

[@savionday8836]

Still don't know why the goblin turned on the stove

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

I explain it to you: Quantum Physics, don't ask stupid questions.

[@polaknasieci1331]

To create a black hole in the house

[@MustangChuck]

To be fair, IIRC shortly after the release of Jurassic Park, they found a new species of raptor that closely resembled the raptors portrayed in the franchise: The Utahraptor.

[@rhorynotmylastname7781]

Weren't velociraptors like 3 feet tall and more like Turkeys (Made before the gag) Edit: moreover like how are these effective war creatures?

[@josuepviana]

I guess if a bunch of them come at a person and he has nothing to defend himself I could imagine the person getting wrecked

[@spinosaurusstriker]

The monsters in jurassic park are not the same as real velocirraptor, they are actually based on other species that is actually the same high, but still, it doesn’t serve as a war weapon, more like a pet for hunting, like a dog or a Wolf.

[@rhorynotmylastname7781]

@@josuepviana I mean they're just animals, I'd imagine they'd be as effective as combat dogs

[@sortedevaras]

Using them as weapons of war was also a subplot of Jurassic World, so even big budget films are not safe from hack writers.

[@robertb7293]

One of these days, one of the raptors targets is going to accidentally shoot one. Then everyone will be shocked that the multi-million dollar bioengineered gene-monsters are nowhere near as effective as a gun that I bought from Walmart.

[@GloryHulle]

You're the best North American marsupial movie reviewer of all time, Possum! Keep up the excellent work and maybe someday we'll figure out why that goblin turned on that stove. 🖤

[@jacobjones8112]

Suburban Sasquatch and velociraptor need to get together and figure out who's got the better sound editing

[@JJ_Jonah]

Suburban Sasquatch had the “best” sound editing because of the Sasquatch roar

[@SoulSir5vr]

@@JJ_Jonah Rowroarrr Rowroarr Rowroarr Rowroarr.....Rowoooor?

[@BlackMetalGraffiti]

Wow “tough lady” is Sindel from mortal Kombat annihilation. Glad to see she’s improved as an actress and made it to the big time.

[@edmondantes4338]

18:48 I'm pretty sure flipping the tables over would be almost as useless even if the raptors had guns. Even 15th century arquebuses could probably shoot through an inch of wood.

[@JoeTAC]

I love how Possum will never ever get over the goblin turning on the stove.

[@Mausyboi]

I love the raptor screams in the animation. Also, why did the goblin turn on the stove?

[@Kartelek]

Raptors in Jurassic Park, are based on Deinonychus, just the name sounds cooler

[@spinosaurusstriker]

Yeah, those ones you can't defeat by slapping them on the face.

[@heavyweaponsguy3074]

I thought it was based on the Utahraptor

[@manacress85]

I think it's just easier to pronounce

[@psal8715]

@@heavyweaponsguy3074 Utahraptor was still unknown when Jurassic park was being made. it was based of deinonychus according to Crichton.

[@ilkebabbarosupremo1723]

They make the jurassic park film before the discover the first utharaptor fossil. Is simply Stephen Spielberg "genius"

[@NodDisciple1]

00:53 Yeah, the real danger of those things was that they were pack hunters. It was originally Deinonichus (sp?) that were the man-sized pack hunters in the Jurassic Park Novel.

[@jordanator7199]

I’ve been waiting for the “why did the goblin turn on the stove” line and I’m glad I heard it here

[@mr.medievalpinecones2815]

Genuinely liked the dinosaur facts you added in. Today I learned something.

[@Kevin-vz6dv]

I never thought the phrase, “Why did the goblin turn on the stove?” Would bring me so much joy

[@toiletsponge]

I'm incredibly glad that Possum has knowledge about dinosaurs.

[@robertemerson1087]

1:31 When Hansel and Gretel ruin the potato salad it took you 3 days to make.

[@justmedavid2977]

"Here be Dragons" is an old phrase implying the area is unknown and full of potential dangers. It was often used on ocean maps for places not yet explored.

[@cinnamontoasterroll518]

The fact that every velociraptor in every dinosaur movie is scientifically inaccurate has always annoyed the hell out of me.

[@tvbnine793]

0:16 that moment when a cartoon Possum knows more about Dinosaurs than most people nowadays

[@windigee3848]

Ogre 2008, modern couple go back in time to old colony Town and fight an ogre, last movie i watched before my grandma died, only reason I remembered it back then, might be fun

[@Vjakfu]

My favorite part in your videos is when you announce your patreons

[@7LayerLord]

It turns out apparently the raptor in JP where named that because a different dinosaur had the same name

[@jak6247]

i enjoy your continued existence, possum man

[@praz409]

The 4 questions: Are we alone in the univers? Is the Loch Ness monster real? Why is we? Why did the Goblin turn on the stove?

[@SoulSir5vr]

And...Why is Gamora?!!?

[@praz409]

@@SoulSir5vr That one is good

[@antediluvian777]

Was Jack the Ripper really the Loch Ness Monster?

[@flameendcyborgguy883]

Qunatum physics mate... Quantum physics...

[@DioDeezBrando]

The fact that you keep your stuttering in your videos makes it 100× better

[@MmaSmarty87]

"Sexy scientist lady walks off with some guy..." Me: I bet the some guy gets killed "errrah then the guy gets attacked and dragged off by a raptor"

[@woundedone]

I mean what are you expecting? A fuck scene?

[@MmaSmarty87]

@@woundedone yes

[@BigPuddin]

@@MmaSmarty87 SUBVERSION

[@rikkuna7518]

I only recently found this channel and it has already brightened my internet experience given current trends. Keep up the greatness!

[@crocidile90]

I would want to see a review on "The Velocipastor"

[@teejaylecapois9741]

The best channel on KZbin so far

[@benthomason3307]

I really love the German velociraptor. I hope he becomes a recurring character.

[@cameronrook3273]

I really like the running gag that is the Goblin turning on the stove, really gets me going

[@XmortoxX1990]

Is this a Syfy "original"? just wondering

[@oddball3586]

i just discovered that you're dr. shaym and im mind blown 2 of my favourite channels actually being the same person and not a theory, fantastic

[@iguanaboi3921]

I feel like feathered dinosaurs could definitely be scary, like imagine a giant flightless hawk with a mouth full of teeth chasing you down. I'd shit my pants

[@ashkebora7262]

Yea, I don't get why people think scales make them scarier. I guess the always cool and disconnected nature of reptiles make them less relatable? Still... even seeing ostriches hassle someone is surprisingly intimidating. lol A proper meat eating predator would definitely be pants-shitting territory. Even if it was a turkey sized one. Sure, you might survive a 1v1, but I don't think the small ones hunted alone? It'd be like getting jumped by several cougers.

[@saucelickers7060]

Are we not gonna talk about how great timing his videos are the ads are perfect timed

[@Dreadjaws]

Why _"I like my dinosaur meat well done!"_ when they could have gone with the much more classic _"Now we're gonna get some tools...and we're gonna fix that raptor's engine!"_ ?

[@catpoke9557]

Dromaeosaurs are one of the coolest dinosaur groups, they're in Jurassic Park, and when they're big they're really scary too. I am not upset they show up in so many dinosaur movies

[@igodreamer7096]

17:36 And we still looking for answers! Damn it!

[@ChaplainRaziel01]

I did not expect “why did the goblin turn on the stove?” in this video, but I appreciate it for laughs. Thank you Possum.

[@theactualTVB]

I’m more scared of the MEME-pact font opening credits than I was with the entire feature.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

Your profile picture is Roger cosplaying Ryuko. Ryoger. Roguko. I needed this

[@thatguydiddi7967]

I love those random patron transition skits

[@loganrutledge4157]

hmm yes, "re wanted" who is re

[@antimanti4666]

Smh typos are for Babies 🤣😂😂🤣

[@matthewgood5499]

Re Mama

[@MikuChanAnimations]

Who’s we? He speaking French?

[@scottricklaroque7428]

@@antimanti4666 Then why did you capitalize babies? That's a typo. So you're telling us you're a baby?

[@antimanti4666]

@@scottricklaroque7428 aren't we all babies in some way....🧐

[@atomwolf6774]

I looked it up and here is what it says because i was wondering that too: "Here be dragons" (hic sunt dracones in Latin) means dangerous or unexplored territories, in imitation of a medieval practice of putting illustrations of dragons, sea monsters and other mythological creatures on uncharted areas of maps where potential dangers were thought to exist.

[@mr.delirium5854]

Yeah, *Re* didn't need this movie

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

"Here there be dragons" is actually a fancy way ancient cartographers would identify areas they didn't actually explore. It literally means: I don't know.

[@hansjuker8296]

No, it FIGURATIVELY means that.

[@unblockablz]

The first strand-type movie

[@src9143]

The velicipastor deserved an oscar

[@criticalsurria6773]

Me, a girl who wears beanies in the summer: *starts crying*

[@Morboeatspeople]

3:01 "Here there be dragons," is another way of saying you're in uncharted territory/waters unknown/a strange land/off the map. From old sailor's maps, where it would be written in unexplored areas.

[@vizualedit0r481]

The raptors went extinct because of the uprising of possums.

[@hackeridoit4128]

love that your still referencing that goblin scene.

[@lordcthulhu627]

What I don't understand is... they have a small but manageable budget, but they don't try to make an ACTUALLY good movie! Are they that determined to make money, that they would throw a lot of things together without caring?

[@darkwilliam94]

I love more and more the sketches in between scenes.

[@matteozambetti4373]

Technically Velociraptors weren't apex predators because there were larger carnivores such as the Tarbosaurus and such.

[@gagoogasv1064]

ICP tattoo was such a surprise special guest appearance, my favorite part

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never ask a woman: her age a man: his salary a goblin: why he turned on the stove

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Let's just juxtapose Possum's best animation to date with the best the movie could offer.

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Does anybody knows the music from the patreon section ? Edit : It looks it's Hodová from Kortina but not quite... more like a cover or smthing