7 LAZY WAYS TO MAKE INSTANT NOODLES - budget living

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[@fujiwaramisaki5244]

1.OPEN PACKAGINGGG 2.EAT NOODLE BLOCKKK 3.DRINK BOILING WATERRRR 4.SNORT SEASONING POWDERRRR

[@Cheesemongle]

fucking metal as FUCK, dude

[@majorblitz3846]

Fujiwara Misaki Eyy, Fella with Satori Komeji Profile pic.. ..That's a very good method, But i Prefer Smash the noodles, Mix it with seasoning, Use a spoon to take them up and cook it in hot water :D

[@williambaltman8514]

Fujiwara Misaki nice i will try that thanks

[@bassemb]

5. HEADBANG A FEW TIMES TO MIX EVERYTHING

[@jakeb.3497]

i thought i was the only one who doea this

[@edfreak9001]

"Honorable Mentions" I mean i can't imagine there's that many more ways to make instant noodles (pulls out toaster) *FEAR*

[@Sneha-ij8rt]

There is also another way ....*have no water*...no problem...take the noodles and burn it slightly over a campfire like how you do with marshmallows....now your noodles isn't raw and it's somewhat healthy to eat

[@Sneha-ij8rt]

Oh yeah it's also beneficial if you dont have a pan

[@xandercreates6766]

This comment made me laugh

[@ndyoyo1905]

666 likes

[@admiralicywolffeyt1465]

You can probably deep fry them too

[@betoexpress1385]

Diet method: Open package Throw away noodle Throw away flavour packets Eat packaging

[@gchowder]

XD

[@alexalder1028]

And that's the healthiest way

[@ra_alf9467]

And you will get a perfect body in a few days 😂

[@yaboipatrick]

Of course frt, I enjoy this recipe every single time

[@nemesisgamingandmore3588]

Thats the turtle method

[@TaterCrusader935]

1: open package 2: throw away noodle block 3: add seasoning packet to hot water 4: enjoying while contemplating what your doing with your life

[@TaterCrusader935]

@Dougthepugz4evr yes!!!

[@curtgavin7845]

This brought me genuine pain

[@theplayer12312]

2: eat the noodle block

[@anglepsycho]

Shit, it's beef or chicken or pork soup for weak ass degenerates who can't handle noodles!!!

[@sussyamogusman2248]

Soup

[@neetboi9807]

i have tried this: 1. crush the noodles inside the packet 2. throw in the powder 3. shake well 4. E A T

[@starskream66]

I see there a russian men of culture

[@gasmaskedcitizen]

O bĺyat, is this a russian school boi?!

[@syk9043]

i have donne this so meni time ohh boi

[@etwl1798]

Do you mean mamee monster

[@AweSumBoy]

I do this and call it a "Hunger Buster"

[@PlutosSpaces]

Probably healthier way Open package Throw out noodles Throw out packet Throw out package Eat bowl Eat spoon/fork Explode (recommended but optional)

[@CORVIDZZ_]

The true way to eat n o o d l e

[@jeffreywinkelman8671]

eat S P O R K

[@anileaf7267]

Just eat the seasoning.

[@xristopanagia2693]

Your humor is weird and I love it

[@dratinibrah]

@@anileaf7267 lol sonetimes I eat the seasoning when the noodles cook

[@The_Yxel]

Main cooking rule of Boris: If you see flame coming from pot you have gone too far. Start over.

[@snorkgp-5949]

And *always* celebrate that you didn't burn your house down

[@lordofshades9497]

товарищ Димитрий brother

[@nicolapalmieri7344]

I do noodles in the Italian way. It's like the pot way only you boil the water Before inserting the noodles

[@LiewLmao]

I ΛM DΣΛD so

[@crackermix7793]

That must-ard be Felix ketchup. I know. No, I am not a western spy.

[@cronchobar]

Coffe that tastes like noodles doesnt sound as bad as spicy coffee my dad accidently made from using the same pot he made chilli and washed it without soap

[@TearDaTaco]

oh

[@ravenouself4181]

Try a salty coffee, something my aunt did by accident when she mixed-up the salt and sugar.

[@xzy7196]

@@ravenouself4181 same my mother also did it

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Southern India has version of coffee with spices. Maybe you can look into that.

[@ZacklFair]

It is actually good to add a super small amount of salt into the coffeepowder. Will reduce the bitter taste.

[@mrflipflop1321]

the caveman deluxe: *literally eats the unopened package*

[@JohnDoeSmokem]

ooga booga

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

Yabba dabba do

[@justacavemanwithinternetac717]

Approved

[@ynog0978]

Extra calories

[@deanwalsh9360]

Caveman ++ just eat package

[@soulassassin0g]

1:56 "Some people eat this 7 times a day." Me: **laughs nervously**

[@xAkito]

Lmao same

[@Chordny]

wHaTeVeR BrO how are you alive?

[@geraldinefranco4673]

@@Chordny I once did that too, then later on I was hospitalized with kidney stones

[@buuuub1104]

@@geraldinefranco4673 seriously?

[@geraldinefranco4673]

@@buuuub1104 yeah that was back when I was studying away from home and had to live alone in an apartment. I have more than enough money but I often use it on useless stuff so I often eat instant noodles for a month or two before I got UTI then I held back a bit but still ate some then when I knew it I got kidney stones

[@suspenceful7426]

Boris you forget the washing machine method

[@hebert3863]

!!!!!!! hahahaha

[@personator]

Suspenceful IT IS CAULDRON YOU IDIOT.

[@jack8946]

That only works if you bring Satan

[@personator]

Numi Nex Is triggered

[@bigfish821]

Suspenceful thats only for ramen eating contests with the devil

[@kingKabali]

I've heard University boys cooking noodles with clothes iron.

[@toastwell6488]

Jesus... that’s dangerous!

[@compass_bat]

yum

[@comradeapplejack2633]

@@toastwell6488 it is not dangerous it is sign of true Slav.

[@anglepsycho]

I would be surprised but knowing people in general, sounds about right.

[@YandiBanyu]

Hahahaha, I do that for anything. Not just noodle. The problem is my room doesn't have a kitchen and using electric stove is too much load the MCB just trips. So I use whatever heating element I have that doesn't trip the MCB.

[@dougdimmadomeownerofthedim1141]

"is poisoned" rasputin: delicious finally some good fucking food

[@SigmundOrthodoxy]

Lol

[@native2020]

Doug Dimmadome!? owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome?!

[@shantanurajsingh2206]

That was dark

[@Username-u5e]

Boney.M

[@boot_epik]

Literally 80% of these methods have a risk of summoning a demon

[@Connor.214]

"Why is my furniture floating?"

[@eira6844]

There is a weird circle ritual sign in my pan

[@ismata3274]

Lord salmonella being the first. Those are the signs of his most deadly power, dehydration.

[@extrility7086]

Yes and it was my mom

[@ConfusedBear]

That's the true Slav way!

[@ebinnisti1769]

1. Hammer the noodle block into powder 2. Add some water 3. Put in the oven Noodle cake

[@the_miro8303]

Aw hell nah

[@mariocraft3067]

First you use sickle on noodles, THEN hammer.

[@entity8536]

why did i try to click noodle cake

[@benjfrog99]

Raman halva

[@theonedood6345]

i would actually try that.

[@babymetalenjoyer]

"and put appropriate sign on top" The sign: *is poison*

[@Cpt_Zed]

It's a good tactic that's why he does it blyat!

[@MonaFromAnotherPlanet]

He's not wrong. It is poison.

[@loris5271]

@@MonaFromAnotherPlanet yes

[@soulassassin0g]

Best way to eat Instant regret: -Cook noodles. -Add seasoning. -Drain. -Add cut up hotdogs and ketchup. -Enjoy your prison spaghetti.

[@pandoratheclay]

Thumbnail:instant regret Me:what could go wrong

[@austinbutcher8106]

You 4got the can of wolf brand chilli

[@shinanodafloof4491]

CAPTALIST FOOOOOD

[@RickSigma]

1. Eat raw block of noodles 2. Drink boiling water 3. Snort flavor powder

[@soulassassin0g]

@@RickSigma yeah, I already saw like 20 top comments that have that exact same method. Copy and paste much? Be original, don't steal other people's work. Become a leader, not a follower.

[@Archangel486]

When I was in University, we were not allowed to have hot plates or coffee makers in our dorms, but we WERE allowed to have an iron for our clothes. So, I'd put a towel in the sink, put the iron upside down in the middle of the towel (which holds it in place), place the pot on top of it, and crank the iron to maximum temperature.

[@wolftaffy2162]

Wait they banned hot plates and coffee machines? Did they also ban toasters as well?

[@akshooter7746]

That's probably how to burn down the whole University

[@Hyonyx]

PookAcrylic damn ur life surley sucked

[@manojpatra2840]

i rather live in north korea

[@georgebrown1407]

For the past 5 years instant chicken noodles has been the soul thing keeping me alive. And helping me keep my record blood pressure of 1000 psi

[@Karothhal]

George Brown So, about the equivalent of 68 earth atmospheres? I don't see a problem here.

[@alexanderdol]

Add some lime juice. Room mate got scurvy cause he had like zero vitamin c for a year and a half. We still call him ARRRR

[@VitoTorpedo.]

Why wouldn't you just call him "Scurvy"? Has a better ring to it.

[@Sawsquatch]

You could rent yourself out to run ferris wheel hydraulics.

[@jebrooks]

*sole

[@microwavedbananapeels]

"Debil" in Spanish means "Weak" Debil in russian means "Moron" I'm pretty sure it's normal Edit: Scrap everything, Debil is Debil.

[@dewannabe8845]

It doesn’t mean moron, it means dumbass

[@100GTAGUY]

@@dewannabe8845 тупица

[@carborizado]

Debil in brazil means someone with dementia

[@AmraithNR]

@@carborizado Makes sense. In polish debil comes from debilizm, which was used for mental disabilities

[@Arthur-fz5xw]

In slavic Countries,it means Dumbass

[@gresmaster2279]

List of *MOST* unhealty things: 1 Ebay instant noodles 2 instant noodles 3 Plutonium 4 Uranium 5 Sand

[@ShujitoDM]

6. Y O U R • E X

[@deeremies2266]

@@theq53 No gopniks in chernobyl only old people

[@hm_12321]

@@ShujitoDM No it is 1.

[@dianak8656]

Sand killed Anakin so I guess it checks out

[@نابليونمياوبارت]

Nooo uranium is me best meal ever!!

[@theonlineitalian213soldacc6]

"Eating noodles on a regular basis is as healthy as sunbathing in chenrobyl." Me: **Chuckles** I'm in danger.

[@Triadii]

Yeah imma try stopping

[@cyrexi3378]

@@Triadii He meaned eating them daily as major meals is not healthy, as they are not really that rich in stuff that your body needs.

[@cheesers9314]

well if normal noodles are as healthy as subbathing in chernobyl then might as go sunbathing

[@nuunoali8173]

@@cheesers9314 chernobyl is a nuclear radioactive powerplant

[@cheesers9314]

@@nuunoali8173 that was from 1 year ago

[@gardenmaster414]

I have never heard of the "original way". I've always put square in bowl, cover with water, cook 3 minute, drain water, mix pack. Makes it stellar tasting

[@minecraft-nq7qm]

What he means by original way is the original lazy way :P cooking it in the pot is what is described on most of the good noodle packs

[@compass_bat]

i eat it with spicy

[@MarioLord14]

The water really does make the flavor disappear if you think about it.

[@plushluigi7417]

i eat with water.

[@sirrivet9557]

This is a lazy method it instead of on a stove you cook in a microwave

[@mergat2970]

3:45 I always thought this was the standard way of preparing ramen noodles...

[@izek402]

Demon

[@zenin7219]

I do it too

[@boldandbrash6170]

Same, i never heard of making them by covering them

[@zhapok]

it is not a RAMEN noodle tho... and in post-Soviet countries, it is written on the packages of instant noodles that you must cook by covering them with smth

[@Jeansowaty]

Honestly that's my favorite method of doin them. Greetings from Poland, blyat.

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Here's another way: Let's say you're camping and drunk gopnik forgot to bring a pot. I've never actually tried this so send me to gulag if it doesn't/didn't work. 1. You open the packaging without destroying it. 2. You take the seasoning out and fill the package with water. 3. Squat down for most comfortable position 4. Set the packaged noodles ontop of the fire so the water boils 5. Now, because i'm a blin and noticed how idiotic it is mid-writing, notice that the plastic has molten and fused together with your still hard and now even more unedible noodles.

[@R0ck4x3]

It's actually not as dumb as it sounds, some prison recipes involve a similar proceedure, except a chip bag is usually used instead of the ramen packet(s) and the ramen is usually crushed up before hand.

[@WashedDorito]

Solomon the kaiju demon Worked 👍

[@watterztrail7870]

I can here boris saying it

[@weslynkimbler4926]

i didn't work for me

[@zeta138]

Me an italian: *see ketchup* *my heart stop* Me again: noodles aren't real pasta you can use ketchup on them *my heart start again

[@cesare4214]

@@Aeternum_Gaming thats not what he means you idiot, he said this because pasta is the most common italian dish, who cares where they come from

[@honeytea5626]

@h3lix86 chill my dude

[@xxanaxx2783]

If it’s noodles pasta no difference for me I eat them whit any sauce 👍

[@zun1111]

@@Aeternum_Gaming *204 ad*

[@MaxPlayerIta]

@@Aeternum_Gaming you donk, Italian Pasta is not like Chinese noodles

[@jordanwong9957]

This is the first video i am watching from this guy and i alr love him

[@goldfishislovely1937]

Also watch slav king

[@strawbrryCoral]

Jordan Wong same

[@mintyfresh6458]

Western spi

[@ashura.itadori]

Jordan Wong same

[@skyolo4923]

Welcome to slav world!

[@dova9836]

"What is this? A western spy camera in my food???" I died

[@adanthedriver1982]

Boris? Who sponsored you with money to buy these packages? I am pretty sure you couldn't afford all these noodles.

[@LifeofBoris]

+Adan The Driver people on Patreon clearly

[@adanthedriver1982]

Next tine try lasagna

[@Wavemaninawe]

Adan The Driver Nothing like toasted lasagna.

[@thotdestroyer4j164]

Adan The Driver *_PATREOOONNN_*

[@davedave8986]

Life of Boris I just tried this today and it was a bad idea but it was like 7 years old

[@lionsmith3944]

The most slavic way to eat instant noodles. Boil water Swallow noodle blocks Swallow boiling water Snort flavor powder Spend saved time playing Russian roulette

[@panzerschiff9805]

Or do it straight away because it is going to kill you anyway.

[@coughme]

@@panzerschiff9805 r/wooosh

[@panzerschiff9805]

@@coughme I think I have a better Idea -Smoke the seasoning -Crush the Noodles to power and snort them -Go and Rush M(oskow)

[@v.t1947]

My friend that is suicide

[@jgillylikesbudsalot7436]

@@panzerschiff9805 russian roulette is a game with a chance of being shot you stupid plus noodles don't kill the people who eat too much do

[@sillyfly9530]

I think your microwave is broken - you set it to potato but it stayed microwave...

[@art1695]

LMAO! hahaa

[@guycxz]

I really wondered why my CS:GO fps went to 3 all of the sudden. Better tell boris to set it back to computer

[@trumint821]

Fuck off blyat.

[@trumint821]

FUCK OFF CYKA BLYAT

[@englebertmagentaschweiger1447]

Best comment ever.

[@brianherlihy1624]

"How to survive college in 7 CRAZY ways!"

[@englishatheart]

How to survive if you're poor.

[@stillgeneric6270]

How to commit suicide with noodles

[@rbxless]

You WILL be SHOCKED!

[@courtneycasey823]

234 LIKE @@rbxless

[@APOKALAKAZIBOIZ]

Only Boris who would do crazy shits with food

[@Pyovali]

True Slav way: 1. Bring the noodles 2. Implode a nuclear reactor 3. ??? 4. Profit

[@ansgaming5807]

Tonni 3. Shit on Western Spy Camera

[@williamdonohoe8837]

Tonni you for got to yell cheeki breeki and squat

[@nakkiperuna5723]

Tonni se oli tonnin seteli

[@Pyovali]

TheRaniel03 ...

[@nakkiperuna5723]

ok

[@enaam69]

He showed us *7* ways "Lazy Noodles" has *11* letters This video is 7:11

[@filipvujkovic9779]

Ok

[@Sid37612]

Ok.

[@aki-kanbukka]

Noice

[@s1r_steve]

bruh

[@SF3L]

He also bought the noodles at 7-eleven

[@hipsterdoggo7604]

"What is this? a Western spy camera? in my food" Damn it! He got use... 😡🤣

[@kasparjurgenson8624]

Us*

[@lilosurmer4466]

4:51 "What is this, a western spy camera?" I died 😂 😂

[@tbg2735]

Why can I smell the noodles

[@sampsonanang2610]

Potato Man it will kill you POISON

[@kristdg]

Potato Man are you on end of month and cooked them accidently blyat

[@ahmadeshal9114]

Potato Man me too blin

[@Sofi00]

Bcz I just ate some😂

[@edragoninja317]

Probably your neighbor vadim using your microwave again

[@lulu_luvsu]

1. open packaging 2. put dry noodles and seasoning in bowl 3. add beans 4. eat the beans

[@anglepsycho]

No no no, 1. Open package 2. Swallow noodles 3. Drink boiling water 4. Snort seasoning 5. Wake up in sewer of Chernobyl naked and poor 5 hours later

[@Piper331]

​@@anglepsychoFAST BUSINESS!

[@mercyojo3328]

I actually watches all of the ads before his videos to make sure he gets his money.

[@drpringles436]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[@drpringles436]

Oh. Damn

[@dappitydoo4774]

Mercy Ojo speech 100

[@archymedes986]

you don't have to. the companies pay him to show the ad. 5 seconds or 1 minute, he still gets payed the same.

[@jacksmith8689]

Miiranga if they have ads on their videos they earn money so if you don't think they deserve money don't watch them

[@sneezeyfreez352]

This is what my life has come to...watching a ruasian guy making instat noodles for 8 minutes straight (No offence to boris im a huge fan and no regrets watching dis)

[@HaNZ_UCF]

Lol he's Estonian

[@Rypiiee]

"What is this western spy camera doing in my food!?!"

[@glyndaholman4751]

Rypiiee2004 *W E S T E R N S P Y C A M E R A*

[@Maddog3060]

"Sir, he's found the camera." "Cursed, clever Slav! Right then, time for plan B; deploy the gopnikdroid."

[@DoomMater]

But seriously, there was a actual camera there. Stupid westerns.

[@awesomestuff9715]

Oy blien

[@stormsreach2519]

@@DoomMater we westerns never said we were smart

[@flybirdg2436]

ah yes... the first boris video i ever watched this will always have a special lace in my heart for showing me such an amazing channel

[@drunkenwhaler9507]

> special lace in my heart > lace in my heart > lace I think you might need a trip to the surgeon.

[@1assassyn]

Mine was the Slav your Car video

[@johnlorenpelayo]

how to do it cheeki style 1.put it in your mouth 2.put hot water in mouth 3.put the seasoning 4.cover mouth 5.when soft,put in bowl now enjoy

[@Peachyj06]

I agree, screw the bowl. Best method bc bowl and utensil not needed.

[@discovaria9507]

@@r4hmed r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@eloiseann8606]

Lol

[@kondoiiall3681]

@@r4hmed double wooosh

[@r4hmed]

@@kondoiiall3681 This might be woooooshception

[@miscielrossvillegas6307]

I remember eating the seasoned but uncooked noodles while working in the office to the the horror of the french clients that I didn't know were visiting our studio. There was no water but hey we have a local snack thats basically just flavored uncooked noodles (but super cheaper) so it's perfectly valid.

[@fedor4655]

True slav way: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of noodles 3. Drink boiling water 4. Snort seasoning 5. Rush B

[@bigturn1051]

Fedor stolen comment

[@fedor4655]

Quantum Ridley You can't steel comments. Also, I gave my own twist on it and I haven't seen it around here

[@sakuraace4086]

Fedor more like 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of noodles 3. Drink vodka 4. Snort powdered mayonez 5. Rush B

[@rishiparekh4312]

Fedor If you haven’t seen it around, how do you know you gave a twist on it?

[@fedor4655]

Hey Ghost I saw it like a year ago. It is quite a well known meme, so I thought I gave a own twist on that meme. Also; why the fuck do I still get comments on this comment

[@Dzonssi]

Instructions Unclear. Attacked random Gopnik on the street.

[@ChipCheerio]

JoVi eh, is fairly normal occurrence anyway

[@feralhiker6816]

JoVi it's OK I did the same just repeat till you have 5 western spy scalps

[@averagecoloniser4586]

JoVi I attacked a church what were in the noodles boris

[@DonPatrono]

instructions not clear blended noodles to create blin's dough

[@DonPatrono]

let's count that as a victory

[@banditfox]

now this is the quality content i'm looking for

[@czechoslovaktankist3750]

finally a recipe that matches to me :)

[@_...m]

Boris: "everything is healthier than this." Uranium: "am I a joke to you?"

[@mondou2493]

How we do it in germany: Buy Punch Throw away oil Put flavour in Shake Eat

[@safihi07]

HAHAHHA YUMYUM

[@heidenmensch4809]

Niemand mag das Öl.

[@gmgunnhildr2711]

There’s actually a Malaysian snack meant to be eaten like that

[@jeffreywinkelman8671]

We in the netherlands do the exact same

[@justinysghost5298]

@@gmgunnhildr2711 they don't have the royalty of mamee..... xD

[@griffen3319]

"Set microwave to potato" Instructions unclear, microwave stuck in noodles

[@skyscall]

Easiest way to make instant noodles: 1)Throw in toilet 2)Flush Considering how little of it will actually be used by the human body you might as well hurry up and put it where it's gonna end up anyways; not like you're losing anything :D

[@buttersquids]

Sky Eye You forgot step 1.5, sniff the 'flavouring'

[@zztopz7090]

Sky Eye Not true. We use the salt.

[@invaderderpygirl]

Im poor my friend i need those

[@karkussthesupreme5454]

Sky Eye it's takes like weeks for the stomach to fully digest ramen noodle.

[@heyimfroge1383]

17 cents is what I'm losing. 17. Cents.

[@MadamFoogie]

I don't cook instant ramen very often. But when I do, I go for the pot method. This allows for extra ingredients. Personally, I like to throw in a whole can of mushrooms, water included for flavor. If you have some leftover meat lying around, that works nicely. Also, you can substitute the packet with whatever powdered gravy goes along with your meat, or even a small bullion cube if you don't want it so thick. Using actual broth is a power move, but if you have enough money to afford that, you shouldn't be eating ramen.

[@shadyfsmusics]

I mean, you can totally make some discount noodle soup using instant ramen with whatever scraps of uncooked chicken you have left! Just be sure to season it first

[@zyriantel9601]

@@shadyfsmusics Also make sure it hasn’t gone bad yet. If the chicken smells like death incarnate, congrats, you’ve officially made something objectively less healthy than instant ramen.

[@plsno782]

KZbin subtitles at: 0:01 0:22 0:48 2:00 2:28 2:48 3:42 4:18 4:40 5:48 5:54 6:18 7:02 and 10:26 are blyatiful

[@undergtplays2238]

Lmao

[@flyingspacebrainedidiot]

**blyat splat*

[@user-pq3do4wt6c]

im not stupid the video is 7:11

[@delipara3754]

no no 1. Boil water, drink it 2. just eat tge ramem crunchy hard 3.snort the powder sauce

[@rishiparekh4312]

Deli Para Dude why the fuck are there so many copycats like you stealing the top comment?

[@deve643]

4. Learn how to spell

[@bryanbrett6037]

Dude that is fucked up!!

[@ukuleletechgeek6996]

get this person a Nobel peace prize

[@thediam7682]

*powder sauce* What kind of seasoning do you have?

[@iiruehgrhr7179]

"Set the microwave to potato" 😂😂I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@kingjoyce6414]

Iiru Ehgrhr I think microwave is of the potato

[@oleadsr8186]

I dont understand whats funny here. Some microwaves have potato mode. so set it to potato 🥔. (Gopnik from Moscow)

[@secretone1559]

😂 I’ve never heard someone call ramen noodles “artificial food”.

[@secretone1559]

What the freak…lmao eww putting making blender ready noodles😂…it was so mushy😂😂.

[@generalsquirrel9548]

Probably bcs they so cheap its arguable how much of it is actual food. Also boris said in another video that you have to check packaging if its made of flower, so i think that says enough dont you think?

[@Ignisan_66]

Because it is artificial junk food. Absolute garbage.

[@melissalin1274]

instant noodles were invented after ww2, japan had food shortages, america felt bad for nuking so they gave wheat and said "sorry for dah nukes, you can hav wheat to make bred" so this guy "we dont even eat bread"so he made the idea, and so the idea was make noodle block thats easily reheatable. and instant noodles and cup noodles were born. now a phew billion units are sold a year

[@bamers404]

Me too, but I cant agree more, so truth 😂

[@rokii_n7099]

"What is this? A western spy camera? In my food?" *Once you have cleared up the surveillance cameras--*

[@MarkyIsNow]

@@MrChaosCL yep we did sir....and yet I liked it 😊

[@1d10tcannotmakeusername]

What is this trend of quoting a video and getting 100 upvotes?

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

@@1d10tcannotmakeusername Who calls them upvotes?!

[@1d10tcannotmakeusername]

@@DrewFr33m4nn You just answered your own question.

[@redink8379]

That's where the vitamins are

[@nateinsane4023]

I am a culinary student, and you Boris, are an inspiration. Thank you!

[@jacobmercer1701]

Instant spaghet

[@mediocremanlp6251]

R Λ Z Ξ R No

[@ukuleletechgeek6996]

Dead meme

[@jacobmercer1701]

SeanTheSkater hello, ‘young youtuber trying to start new beginnings’, i commented this a month ago. Fucking hit puberty before you speak to me you infant

[@ukuleletechgeek6996]

Jacob Mercer uncalled for dude. I wasn’t trying to rag on you. I was just wanting like a “haha.” I understand that’s not your bag, and it’s cool

[@cyanide7401]

Instant sphragrett

[@jimfromdiscord.8904]

Funnily enough, we actually use the pot method, albeit we add enough water to drown it for soup. Yes, I am one of those people who eats the soup after eating all the noodles.

[@goddamnitgloria3946]

Me too! I've actually never heard of making them anyother way til now

[@lipingsong1345]

Me too

[@speedskeleton250]

I use the classic/original way, but i am one of those too who eats the soup

[@isimsoyisim460]

1:43 "But i am sure worse things have been done to kettles in dorm rooms and motels. That is true, Boris. Minus the dorm rooms *people used kettles to clean underwear blyat*

[@anndrei1857]

*highschoolness intensifies*

[@elpresidente6553]

How do you call a company which produces pancakes? A BLINdustry 😂😂

[@pattran4057]

Craziest GermanEUW I don't get it

[@pattran4057]

making a joke shouldn't be that hard to figure out

[@altenoo3747]

Craziest GermanEUW What feeling then you are Russian and your surname is BLINov

[@cameronnorris7089]

Craziest GermanEUW my pancakes are better I'm gonna put you outa blinsiness

[@wirhanpandutama7610]

Craziest GermanEUW z

[@HotaruJuno]

After 20 seconds i came to understand he is speaking english

[@gardenmaster414]

After a few videos you can decode his accent easy

[@sksnet]

I thought he was speaking Russian

[@unterdessen8822]

I watched this with a Russian friend, who's an English teacher (used to work at a grammar school, now teaches conversational English for university students). His reaction: "I can't understand a word."

[@bronze1324]

I don’t want to know what your pfp is. *It scares me.*

[@Ven52422]

@@bronze1324 i literally had the same reaction

[@hyperlanceitex6149]

You know I find it interesting how he mentions that some people have never heard of making noodles in a pot. In America that's the exact directions they print on the packaging

[@harunazhar3309]

Another way: open packaging, put seasoning, and pour boiling water inside. Consume with bare hands

[@kristdg]

Harun Azhar Proper instructions: Open Throw noodles away Eat pack Drink seasoning Boil water Make kvass Drink kvass done, is healthy

[@DamirAsanov]

Harun you will have besh barmak food after that process.

[@BondTheOGYT]

Cheeki Notification 😉

[@BondTheOGYT]

Breeki

[@nopeahuoli]

why are you everywhere?

[@emolnoddan7636]

Bond We watch the exact same vids... you're fucking everywhere!

[@DyaraKing]

Another way to eat instant regret is to smash the noodle in the package and when you smashed it open it and add the spies you like in the pack and shake it a bit for it to be even and eat like a snack Boom Instant snack for you No boiling needed

[@Korbanial]

I dont have any personal spies I can add though.

[@maksimusblack]

@@Korbanial he means seasoning, which is inside

[@BassBoostingBrony]

thats actually a freakin genious idea

[@pei9376]

Thats mamee lmao

[@DaKing08]

*burp* MAMEEEE.....

[@VeLe777]

Here is reason why making noodles in a pot is better. The sack where the noodles are in it might be sitting in the ship for years. You put the water first in the pot and put the spices in (you can also put meat and some vegetables in it to). When its boiling the bad bacteria *might go*. put water on the noodles and you're done. Bonus: you should leave the soup in it, so the noodles will keep the taste and eating the noodles while drinking the soup together tastes good.

[@anxiousweeb8753]

3:48 every Asian laughing rn

[@thekrieger2959]

Xd ikr

[@wzr3293]

Use A Wok

[@SF3L]

TheHypedDude yes, I cook a wok in the pan instead of noodles

[@NERGYStudios]

Every time lol

[@Arachnatronic]

Uk

[@DarkCT]

"A guy living on ad revenue in 2017" ...eh...heheeheh....*cries*

[@crabbygeuino1310]

Instructions unclear, ramen stuck in ceiling fan

[@lesterdesalvo7098]

You should try the ramen burrito. 1. Open one end of the ramen package, take out the seasoning. 2. Crush the noodles into little pieces. 3. Add the seasoning back and hot water, 2-3 tablespoons is enough. 4. Stir it around with a fork and press the water out. 5. Make the mixture tight and not loose. 6. Put a weight on top of it for about 5-8 minutes You'll get a ramen burrito that is flavored but not overly pungent or salty. And it holds it's shape and you can pick it up and eat it on the go.

[@nigredoooalgown6245]

Or you throw away that heart attack packet and mix in cheese and flavored chips, then you have good burrito without it being a salt bomb.

[@BluFirefox101]

4:51 this part actually killed me 🤣🤣

[@ss_super_steve]

rip

[@Screechette]

Rest in peace.

[@davidshiwlal9802]

I dont know why. But i read the title as " 7 ways to make instant regret."

[@Booyakasha787]

Works too

[@thecrabempire5767]

same thing

[@thisisntevenmyfinalform6623]

Didn't subscribe for the content. Subscribed for the accent.

[@ДжейМейсон]

This isn't even my final form Estonian Russian? 😅

[@joefng4573]

I think this guy is a western spy.

[@zeecaptainz]

Subscribe for accent AND content. Boris is a gem, a slav one to top

[@Webexplr]

I don't even realize there is any content other than the accent..

[@RavynMoon2988]

When I was a student I used to have a second kettle for the specific purpose of boiling saveloys in.

[@thorobliterator1934]

I slav squat every day. Is hard. But I just channel Boris and shout CYKA BLYAT and the strength flows through my loins.

[@fallenangel4052]

"Listen to hard bass while making noodles for best effect." ............. *Blasts the Soviet Anthem*

[@univrsal_mystery]

Me: *Makes noodles in a pot* Hmmm..... feels...empty. *Blasts the bass boosted Soviet Anthem*

[@DaKing08]

*blasts memes*

[@sinanereyli9969]

Now OUR noodels are komunist.

[@sagisdoodleverse9696]

At that point it just becomes our noodles.

[@RyuakiraX]

It'll transform the soup into vodka if you do it right.

[@IlFoqri]

You forgot franku's classic method of taking a bath in noodles blin!

[@gasmaskedcitizen]

You know Boris is RICH when he buys not "Anakom" but something else for the noodles

[@guillaumepatin-ottawa2101]

This video was made after Boris drank a little too much and walked too far east!

[@unclephil9889]

Oi blin, I just now realized that

[@tonelias6649]

Blin! Boris in Asia now?

[@jakemachado3612]

Ton Elias 🤦‍♂️same continent

[@kolsveinnskraevolding]

How east we talking here, Sybyr or Mongolia?

[@raras889]

I love instant noodles, I eat them at least twice a week, often more. From Indomie you can get the soup variety and also the dry "fried" variety, which is basically just draining the water away. Right now I am eating soup noodles as I am watching this video. I added a little bit of diced garlic, sometimes some onions, bok choy, and egg stirred into the noodle as it's cooking, sriracha, chili flakes, garlic powder. Sometimes I add chopped sausage. For "fried" noodles I like to add a fried egg as well. Instant noodles are beautiful. Oh, but sometimes I also just crush a packet in my hand, pour the seasonings inside and eat the noodle crumbs like chips.

[@otterwoods8881]

What about putting the flavor and seasoning in a bag and crushing it and eating it like popcorn

[@irgiindrastaramadhani1735]

Otter Woods Thats good

[@kaptenlemper]

Fun fact: there are childrens' snacks sold in Indonesia which are exactly that.

[@muhammad_ghanar3459]

@@kaptenlemper wkwkwkwk fun childhood memories

[@andersonrobotics5608]

Fun fact : it's called mamee monster

[@kaptenlemper]

@@muhammad_ghanar3459 micin memories

[@certifiedomlayoo]

Eat a block of ramen Country with Mamee noodle block: *Ok*

[@frds_skce]

Mamee was actually the tastiest instant noodle block i ever tasted. It was literally edible as raw

[@nisaame]

And my favourite mamee itik coz it taste like Mamee monster 😁✌️

[@MetallicTophat]

My 6th grade class crave this. Now graduated and don’t really see them anymore in the cafeteria

[@TheMelvinV]

WAIT WAIT WAIT this stuff can kill me? WHAT A GREAT WAY OF DYING

[@xandercreates6766]

Melvin V If your body is in budget Survival mode it won’t kill you Unless your body is a stingy fuck (If you woosh you identify as an attack helicopter that doesn’t have its armaments, and has 25 seconds of fuel left)

[@Xarian]

the boiling dry method is also great with an egg mixed in, you know, for a little bit of nutrients so you don't die

[@mjafar]

Thou shall not skip ads on Boris videos

[@englebertmagentaschweiger1447]

*shalt Sorry, I had to

[@euphoricsalad7809]

+Englebert Magentaschweiger you arent a true slav no vodka for you

[@englebertmagentaschweiger1447]

What do you think turned me into a grammar nazi in the first place comrade?

[@euphoricsalad7809]

+Englebert Magentaschweiger csgo

[@englebertmagentaschweiger1447]

No, nooo, I mean too much vodka maybe there was some csgo.... I don't remember.

[@lulxors1235]

05:42 THAT IS A FELIX KETCHUP BOTTLE YOU ARE SWEDISH BORIS I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT

[@fatbastard9147]

I think he received that in a fan mail video

[@1david1r47]

hes estonian

[@3mmmmmm]

He is the shashlik king, we shouldn't bother figuring which country he came from, all we need to know is to never forget the bay leaf.

[@ravenouself4181]

@@1david1r47 He's a Russian, he has lived in Estonia... nut he's Russian

[@AatiNiiranen]

We have felix ketchup in finland too

[@ОливиерПетрович]

Is that a ring I see on your hand? ...so who's the lucky gopnitsa?

[@heitorsilva6897]

Stalin himself

[@nicestofpeople9432]

Instructions unclear. Final result- cooked dog. And what do I do with the cat once again?

[@lennyerdody]

Mama just puts left over semechke shells on plate for dinner. Good fiber. I can't complain or else... *the rolling pin* Aiii! Mama no it's delicious see! *crunch* Mumbles- да супер! Sadly my appendix is as corrupt as 1965 Romania. That's why I love mama.

[@caseydarrah]

Add noodles to small pot with enough water to come halfway up the noodle block. Add seasoning packet (and maybe some crushed garlic if you have it), and cook over medium heat until noodles are done. Serve with the broth- that's seriously the best part.

[@Tharivol69]

Gourmet Instant Noodle Salad: -Put raw noodles at the bottom of a big bowl -Add diced cucumber, diced red pepper, maybe some corn/red beans -If you're burgeois; some roasted/boiled/panfried chicken -A generous heap of MAYONEZ and the seasoning from the packet -Mix thouroughly, put aside The water from cucumbers and moisture of MAYONEZ makes raw noodles soft, but still firm, perfect texture. Keep in fridge, perfect for evening snack/next day breakfast/dinner/any meal

[@colzen925]

The pan one was hilarious. Spy camera? Just like my dad would say.

[@DINBINPLAYS]

sup early gopniks

[@albinas1702]

DINBIN PLAYS zdarova

[@nasraliproductions2571]

kak dela brat

[@ClawzerYT]

Healthiest way: throw noodles, throw seasoning, throw package, throw water, just eat the air

[@zsu-23-4shilka2]

Psychopath way: Eat noodle block Drink boiling water Snort seasoning powder

[@Maviolo.]

Am I the only who drinks the soup like what's wrong with it?

[@justinbaxter7640]

Lt_Outlaw To be honest, I think the broth is the better than the noodles

[@hajoon1260]

It has like 7 kilos of salt in it. Please stop

[@denisrodrigues1432]

You gonna get a cancer son

[@retard1643]

@@hajoon1260 just dont put the whole fucking spice bag inside

[@duartecruz5635]

Always drink the soup. Alternatively, throw some bread in there to soak up the liquid and boom! More food in your belly.

[@aminturajev4502]

Life has broken this man to his core

[@billygames864]

Not even kidding some kids in my school do number 3

[@MidshipRunabout2]

why wouldnt you it still tastes like food

[@bighotcreamyjakepaul3618]

lmao I eat it like that

[@ripoffpingu]

who wouldn't?

[@MichaelLanceCarrollJr]

Wait... That isn't how you eat ramen noodles

[@mlggamerlv5928]

Big Hot Creamy Jake Paul me to

[@Kacp3rrak]

Boris will be my go to guy in 4 years time when I'm going to live by myself with a minimum wage job