7 Motorcycle Dealership Dudes You Will Meet

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Yammie Noob

Yammie Noob

Күн бұрын

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@yammienoob
@yammienoob 4 жыл бұрын
You can't run away from a persistent salesman trying to sell you a turbo BOOSA with some nasty junk. Clean yourself up with the Lawnmower 3.0! Get yours at mnscpd.com/39m2VLD
@kahlil-khaos9996
@kahlil-khaos9996 4 жыл бұрын
Why is this 2 days ago? Explain papa yam!
@karlkukk7080
@karlkukk7080 4 жыл бұрын
nuts but neat Penaflor the video was private and was now made public.
@yammienoob
@yammienoob 4 жыл бұрын
I can travel through time, the procedure is listed in the Busa's owner's manual
@pl3a5enophotoz
@pl3a5enophotoz 4 жыл бұрын
The lawnmower clipped my balls what do I do?!?
@dannythechosenonehernandez4235
@dannythechosenonehernandez4235 4 жыл бұрын
Yammie Noob, I just got my first bike can you do a maintenance video for me please!!!!
@davidtennyson4908
@davidtennyson4908 4 жыл бұрын
Every good shop has a "Jimmy". Ours was Mike Bryant, aka, Goose. Boating accident took him a few years back. Knew most part numbers from memory. RIP Goose.
@Obsidian0Knight
@Obsidian0Knight 4 жыл бұрын
You know they measure a mechanic by the size of his boat. I bet Mike's was the biggest.
@johnkellogg2888
@johnkellogg2888 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Goose
@gw5479
@gw5479 4 жыл бұрын
Rip goose indeed :(
@milmex317th
@milmex317th 4 жыл бұрын
You're not really dead If someone remembers You. Rip Goose.
@VoltzyBoi
@VoltzyBoi 4 жыл бұрын
Rip the man Goose 🕯
@jeffhudspeth6397
@jeffhudspeth6397 4 жыл бұрын
And then there’s the guy who goes on and on with his manscaping sales pitch...
@hdjake8803
@hdjake8803 3 жыл бұрын
Manscaping??? You mean man-splaining?!?!
@jaydasupreme1
@jaydasupreme1 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@justink2101
@justink2101 3 жыл бұрын
@@hdjake8803 Did you watch the video?
@ghettosled1976
@ghettosled1976 2 жыл бұрын
Says Angry man with Afro protruding from his speedo, what part of the speedo we can see under his fold over gut.
@Razworth
@Razworth 2 жыл бұрын
@@hdjake8803 hes talking about the add
@jeffmorris739
@jeffmorris739 4 жыл бұрын
Best line a salesman used on me was at a Harley Davidson dealership near where I live. He told me and I quote "Your wife is gonna really be turned on when you bring this bike home because now you're a Harley Davidson man. I replied to him "if I bring this bike home and pay the $25K you want for it she will divorce me". He walked away.
@anis6800
@anis6800 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@UncleBensChannel
@UncleBensChannel 4 жыл бұрын
I bought my first liter bike a week after my divorce finalized. YUP.
@badtzmaru17
@badtzmaru17 4 жыл бұрын
Bought my first bike, my GSX-R 600 while separated. I since reconciled, BUT am back separated again. I'm thinking about a liter bike after the papers are finalized!
@RLB9844
@RLB9844 4 жыл бұрын
Got my first bike (ZZR600) soon after separation. Totaled 2 months later. Got up and back on a new bike and all is well.
@Sean-lf8oq
@Sean-lf8oq 4 жыл бұрын
And you had to wait to get one? Thats dumb
@SouthValleyKnifeCo
@SouthValleyKnifeCo 4 жыл бұрын
You know there is more direct ways to self terminate right?
@renerodriguez6300
@renerodriguez6300 4 жыл бұрын
U wont be missing that my friend!
@robcape
@robcape 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Harley service writer that tells you they can't put air in your Ninja's back tire because all their tools are standard and can't work on your "POS metric non-american japanese crotch rocket"
@VndNvwYvvSvv
@VndNvwYvvSvv 4 жыл бұрын
Not even a piece of crap crotch rocket. It's a piece of crap crotch rocket wannabe piecer-of-crappier scooter
@romanrapoz4813
@romanrapoz4813 4 жыл бұрын
@@VndNvwYvvSvv boomer
@robcape
@robcape 4 жыл бұрын
Minnesota Scramber I know right, that sound of starting up every time and running reliably, so annoying.
@byeyote8544
@byeyote8544 4 жыл бұрын
It's not that man alot of the guys at harley davidson have multiple bikes and some are metric super sports. It's just because harley has a company policy against working on only harleys for legal ass-covering reasons
@josh8494
@josh8494 4 жыл бұрын
I walked into an HD dealer once to look at a V Rod years ago. Dude refused to talk to me about it. Said he said I couldn’t ride one without dying and took me to a Sportster. Refused to talk to me about anything other bike. And so began my long term love affair with the M109R. Never looked at another HD since. Had several bike bought new since then but never considered another HD.
@resiflo99
@resiflo99 4 жыл бұрын
I met another guy in a dealer yesterday! He’s called “the rep”. After talking with him for a while he finally lets out “well I don’t actually work here, I’m just their Kawasaki rep”. I realize he’s wearing a Kawi sweatshirt and hat, how could I have not seen it before now. No wonder when I said I was thinking of a DRZ 400 he told me the KLR 650 was the best adventure bike out there. This guy know all things Kawasaki and nothing else even exists. You like this guy because he isn’t trying to actively sell you a bike but in your mind you are thinking when I buy one, it’ll be a Kawasaki.
@christopher7310
@christopher7310 4 жыл бұрын
Made a salesman laugh and walk away when I told him "I'm using cash, and nothing anyone says will make me buy a bike, my ass will tell me which bike to buy." He laughed and said to let him know if my ass had a question. Great guy. Ended up buying used though. Much better deals to be had without dealer fees, taxes, and mark-ups.
@merwanyavuz4121
@merwanyavuz4121 4 жыл бұрын
Christopher he’s probably happy, there is more money in used bikes then new.
@Tiralful
@Tiralful 4 жыл бұрын
Depends on where you go and what you're buying. My new Z900 was only about $100 more than lightly used OTD with discounts.
@OriginalAustinOblivion
@OriginalAustinOblivion 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I bet he found the humor in that statement, I'd hope
@tangentfox4677
@tangentfox4677 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Didn't say that, but my choice was between the Z650 and Versys. My ass liked the Versys more.
@bravobob1
@bravobob1 4 жыл бұрын
Dont man scape ! You need that cushion when you slam on the brakes and slide into the tank !
@yammienoob
@yammienoob 4 жыл бұрын
TANK GRIPS my dude. You'll never take a tank to the sack again
@petertorregrossa4447
@petertorregrossa4447 4 жыл бұрын
I've crushed my nuts so many times on the tank. Mostly just getting on other times on massive bumps in these shitty SC roads.
@s0nicfreek
@s0nicfreek 4 жыл бұрын
Yammie you nailed the divorced guy. I work at a bike dealership and that absolutely killed me. You forget the line most say, "Never trust a woman, cuz she'll take everything." Nice job! This was a riot
@everestsdriveway366
@everestsdriveway366 4 жыл бұрын
mike brink I’m 16 so obviously I got no experience with divorcing someone, hope if it happens to you it goes ok!
@asvegas777
@asvegas777 3 жыл бұрын
Divorce can suck indeed. Random bike buying isn’t gonna make you heal from it though. For many it’s more $$$ and a reminder how old you got when you realise that Tuono isn’t agreeing with your arthritis! Ouch...
@DRum886
@DRum886 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, the guy is right. Don't trust a woman.
@jimmyevans5206
@jimmyevans5206 4 жыл бұрын
My name is Jimmy and have I have been a " jimmy" for countless people in my time for all things mechanical.... thank you for for the props Yamm🔧
@stalstonestacy4316
@stalstonestacy4316 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's are the best people to know. They actually do pretty much know everything, usually chill as can be and very calming to be around. Their minds love order or at least making chaos into order, they're organised and efficient, friendly and to the point, a little on the quiet side. Nearly every shop, garage or gearhead has a "Jimmy" or wishes they did.
@jimmy7628
@jimmy7628 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jimmy good name
@gregmccauley1687
@gregmccauley1687 4 жыл бұрын
In an ironic twist of fate, the most likely vehicle to be broken down on the side of the road is a Jimmy. My buddy and I have a game where we share pictures of sightings.
@diamondflaw
@diamondflaw 4 жыл бұрын
@@gregmccauley1687 My step dad for some reason still drives a S15 Jimmy that's more rust than metal now... he's probably led to a few of these sightings.
@twowheelseatingmeals-motoj8080
@twowheelseatingmeals-motoj8080 4 жыл бұрын
Please teach me the way. 🥺
@menopillion9853
@menopillion9853 3 жыл бұрын
I know the divorced dude can be too much, but try to be kind to him, the shit he survived would scare Freddie Kruger.
@zorikos_
@zorikos_ 4 жыл бұрын
Good ol Jimmy... He knew
@redsquarejay
@redsquarejay 4 жыл бұрын
And then there was my salesman. The guy who acted like he DIDN’T want to sell me a bike. I literally had to ask him, “can you sell me this bike”?
@gregmccauley1687
@gregmccauley1687 4 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same experience in the parts department. This high pressure woman sold me my bike, and that's fine and all because I got exactly what I went in there for, but she sends me to the parts guy for modifications. This part I'm dreading because I don't want to end up with tons of mods. The guy goes over some stuff, says I should do my own research and order stuff direct from Yamaha. Dude, I'll just pay the 30$ for you to order that for me.
@alpurl
@alpurl 4 жыл бұрын
That last guy, the Technician that could put any Zen Master to shame... Used to be Honda of Saint Petersburg before she sold to Barney's Yamaha. Small, small dealer. Her technician was a God.He knew his stuff, and always talked to you like you were a human. If you didn't understand, he would explain so you did. Was keen to let me in the back and talk to me while he worked. I learned a ton from Randy. He taught me what I needed to know, was quick to give advice, help me be independent, and was always willing to let me pay him to do the work if I was unable or unwilling to do the work myself. The parts guy, Jerry, was just as knowledgeable. I miss that shop. I no longer live in the area, and that was over 20 years ago. I hope they are all doing well.
@scottstetson2879
@scottstetson2879 3 жыл бұрын
Too funny, my 80 year old Father (at the time) and I were at a motorcycle shop once and ran into the divorced guy you mentioned. He bragged about how he had two Harleys, but needed to sell them to settle with his wife. He told my Dad that his wife and he grew apart. After about fifteen minutes of looking at the bikes, the guy came around again and started talking to us again and my Dad asked him how long he was married before his marriage fell apart. Gee , I thought the guy was ready to throw down with my Dad, he yelled, we didn’t fall apart, we grew apart.
@Boberation
@Boberation 4 жыл бұрын
Most knowledgeable my ass lol. Me: Im looking something that sits more upright and IS NOT A SUPERSPORT Her: Well the gsxr 600's are pretty popular Me: That's literally the exact thing I don't want
@nunoflorido582
@nunoflorido582 4 жыл бұрын
well that's not the most knowledgeable guy for sure xD
@queen1nena
@queen1nena 4 жыл бұрын
@@nunoflorido582 😂😂😂😂😭
@stevedowney4056
@stevedowney4056 4 жыл бұрын
I went into the dealership to buy a 250 dual sport they were trying to get me to buy a crotch rocket. I looked right at the guy and said how the fuck is that getting me up in the woods to go deer hunting
@Susblabla
@Susblabla 4 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy
@jimmy_with_a_K
@jimmy_with_a_K 4 жыл бұрын
Suus everybody is in love with jimmy
@dylantroutman8011
@dylantroutman8011 4 жыл бұрын
Ur manscaped commercial is scary. You are looking into my soul at the same time as trying to tell me the sharp machine in your hand is harmless.
@asylom4049
@asylom4049 4 жыл бұрын
Your description of the "All knowing Tech" is pretty spot on. My dad is that type relative to Heavy Equipment (or anything Diesel). He'll be 60 this year, still works as a field tech, and lives for the puzzle. Like a Dr. House of Heavy Equipment, minus the opioid addiction, similar personalities too.
@meat-hook
@meat-hook 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the sales woman who's never been on a bike. Doesn't even know how to start it, or maybe that its even a vehicle. Wearing a low-cut shirt, and ass-jeans. She's the master of not implying that she'll blow you for a sale, yet somehow conveys the lie clearly. If you bring a referral in she'll put an arm around your shoulder like you're sort of broken up, but still friends. Then she'll smile at your buddy like he just got invited to a three-way, and have the paperwork ready before his half-chub goes away. ...I tried really hard to not emulate Yammi's prose, but I couldn't help it...
@italiaboyfresh87
@italiaboyfresh87 4 жыл бұрын
Bro sounds like you have a very personal problem
@meat-hook
@meat-hook 4 жыл бұрын
@@italiaboyfresh87 No. Just worked at a few dealerships.
@heyfamilyguy
@heyfamilyguy 4 жыл бұрын
Nailed it
@themidsouthcyclist8880
@themidsouthcyclist8880 4 жыл бұрын
This post is gold
@meat-hook
@meat-hook 4 жыл бұрын
@@themidsouthcyclist8880 Thanks. I try to entertain. Lol.
@ruthpicknell224
@ruthpicknell224 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmies are the best!!!! I have met a few it’s like meeting a dad you never had!
@scottfree9994
@scottfree9994 4 жыл бұрын
Some of these characters are there in some dealerships for sure. But in my case I did research on the bible of motorcycle's "Cycle Trader" had a trailer ready to rent and leave to another state. In the last moment I swung by my local Honda dealer and asked if they'd match the price. Well being smart they knew that they'd rather have a customer and build a rapport with them because a smart sales person knows......there's always going to be another bike. So I got great treatment and great service and later I found they fired that sales person so I'm like.........hmm maybe the dealer is just about money only and screw the customer.......sooooooo I may not be going back there after all lol. But the dealerships that PISS ME OFF are the ones that say Kawaski/SUZUKI and you think LETS GO LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE! Only to find out there's not one God damn motorcycles in there. It's just 4 wheeler's and Water Crafts and you say ummm where's the bikes and they just laugh. Your like GOD Damn it don't waist my time!
@ZeronXL
@ZeronXL 4 жыл бұрын
Guys if you are not buying a brand new bike, the easyest solution to avoid those first 6 people is just don't enter a dealership, if you are buying a used bike, buy it from a private person.
@atarool
@atarool 4 жыл бұрын
When i went to a honda dealer in dubai he tried to sell me a honda cb1000r even thought i told him i have only driven a 50cc moped all my life. Thanks to this video i knew what i was dealing with thankfully
@stevenlouton6381
@stevenlouton6381 4 жыл бұрын
Great video, I am always looking forward to them. Keep on awesoming and take care. Early congrats on 600,000!!! Keep doing it dude.
@The1860th
@The1860th 4 жыл бұрын
Are 3,4 and 5 all TJ’s? I’ve ran into all of those there and #5 was my buddy lol. #1 was at AF1 Racing and that dude damn near sold my fiancé a Vespa.
@saltedcashews269
@saltedcashews269 3 жыл бұрын
My names not jimmy, but ive gotten to be many folks' jimmy. And its a good feeling.
@pepa007
@pepa007 3 жыл бұрын
I came for motorbike advice, but that ball shaving section actually caught my attention :D
@amberroper1320
@amberroper1320 4 жыл бұрын
Amber went and got her own bike, coz the divorce was a good thing for her ;)
@TrashedRedPanda
@TrashedRedPanda 4 жыл бұрын
Sucks for him but good for you i guess
@ripem1417
@ripem1417 4 жыл бұрын
Went into a Harley dealer a year back to check out some sportsters and the salesman was trying to convince me to buy a $20k Fat Boy... as a first bike...
@ControlRider
@ControlRider 4 жыл бұрын
I once had a dude tell me this. "Honda, Kawasaki, and Kymco are all made by the same company"
@addicz2
@addicz2 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. You re right. Honda 'teach' Kymco. Kymco made Kawasaki. So if you ever meet Kawasaki scooters. Its a Honda
@BusinessWolf1
@BusinessWolf1 3 жыл бұрын
@@addicz2 i have to read that again
@Bags2723
@Bags2723 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, I finally had to Subscribe!. I've only seen handful of your videos so far, and I cant say I always agree, but you've got some great content and I haven't seen one yet that didn't make me laugh. Keep up the great work.
@jquiznos2283
@jquiznos2283 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, DOOOOOD! WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING CONTENT THAT MAKES ME WANNA SUBSCRIBE??!??! I already have a ton of subscriptions that I look at regularly and you post stuff like this? How dare you?!?! How dare you try to make me add to my subscriptions with such good content. That's it. I'm getting divorced and buying a turbo 'Busaaaaa.
@mto5570
@mto5570 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is like the nicest guy ever😊
@aristo32za27
@aristo32za27 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy comes out like a brain surgeon 🤣🤣🤣 funniest thing all weekend dude 🤣🤣🤣
@adamprater6216
@adamprater6216 4 жыл бұрын
I wish more dealers had a Jimmy!
@Misszx14
@Misszx14 4 жыл бұрын
Shweet gear
@rburnside7802
@rburnside7802 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the 17-18 year old kid that works at dealerships in the summer time. He is socially awkward, and just trying to make extra money while going to school to pay for race fees and fuel because he races pro-am in MX or hare scrambles, and you know you'll never be as fast as him... EVAR! You might even make the mistake of taking him up on the offer of riding with him out on the trail. The only time you'll see him is when your gearing up before the ride, and then the next week back at the shop because he is that fast... Too many times have I encountered this person at a dealership.
@pedrobrazon6610
@pedrobrazon6610 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, i’m just trying to get into bikes so in my curiosity, i entered a dealership that works with BMWs, Kawasakis and Hondas....i walked up to the front desk and said “I’m interested in motorcycles but i have no idea on what would be good or not for someone like me, so if someone could help me i would greatly appreciate it”. The lady pointed me to a salesman and i told the guy more or less the same thing as before and he just kinda shrugged and showed me a BMW 310 R or G or something, said the price and that was it...well shit man, i’m sorry for being such as newb that i warrant such a lame ass help. I could have bought a freaking S1000RR but i guess i wasn’t worth his time. Completely different from when i bought my first car (and that was like 3 years ago), dude was all specific with details, showed me several brands, models with different features and characteristics, buying options, etc, etc..Your videos have been way more educational in contrast.
@craighigdon3330
@craighigdon3330 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry he was not enthusiastic, but that bmw 310 is the right bike for you.
@clover8673
@clover8673 4 жыл бұрын
I own a BMW car 08 528i. But I say get an R3, Asian vehicles in general aren't going to wring your neck with maintenance, I do all of the maintenance on my car but am looking at a bike to use in it's place. Because a 12 year old car driving 800 miles every 14 days isn't going to last that long
@charlieryan1736
@charlieryan1736 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for another interesting and entertaining video 👍🏻
@jodyayers7234
@jodyayers7234 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the tongue tied bloopers.
@errbourne
@errbourne 4 жыл бұрын
Yammie... I love watchn your vids... They have truth, whit, and make me laugh while sitting in my office alone... Dreaming about being on my bike... People got to be like, what is this guy doing in there lol.
@1CaptainMoose1
@1CaptainMoose1 4 жыл бұрын
Dude - I love your monologues .... keep up the content my noob...
@dimitrispratling4785
@dimitrispratling4785 2 ай бұрын
Well my local Honda MC dealer/owner was an anomaly. His sole salesman was super nice, knowledgeable and accomodating ( shout out to him if he is even still there) HOWEVER the owner could care less if you bought his products and treated me like I was stupid, unworthy of his motorcycles and wasting his time. In fairness I was warned not to got there because of his rudness and lack of customer service but his store is literally 15 minutes driveway away so I went anyway and they were right. I ended up buying my then new 2018 Goldwing tour from a dealer in a neighboring city (also like I was advised) which was a totally pleasant experience ( shoutout to Honda of Norfolk!😊). Waiting on the colors and features for the 2025s (anniversay edition?) now and guess where I'm going back to to get it? Customer service does make a difference folks.
@Timman57
@Timman57 4 жыл бұрын
Went from a 79 gs750 to a 2010 stateline to a 2015 zx14r lol good times, and my god when I finally twisted the throttle all the way, first thought, "how is this legal?" Lol
@alanlevesque7180
@alanlevesque7180 4 жыл бұрын
In 59 years old. When did this ball shaving thing start? I see 10 ads per day for this.
@SavageZebra67
@SavageZebra67 4 жыл бұрын
lol okay boomer. its good hygiene
@s19pajua13
@s19pajua13 4 жыл бұрын
Naked Zebra didn’t have to disrespect him...
@chrisnelson3691
@chrisnelson3691 4 жыл бұрын
It's one of those things you don't think about if you're married, because you're not getting laid when you're married.
@jquiznos2283
@jquiznos2283 4 жыл бұрын
@@SavageZebra67 you shave your pits too?
@eddiebones20
@eddiebones20 4 жыл бұрын
Boomer here, in the 80s and 90s. I remember going through reenlistment, room full of naked recruits standing in line and the Doctor asking (Jamaican accent) a couple dudes down from me "Why do you shave your pubes?" 😂😂😂😂 I was oldest guy in the room, so glad that question was answered before he got to me. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 If you're single, you gotta trim the shrubbery.
@SauvikRoy
@SauvikRoy 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this video. I know a salesperson at a dealership, who will just follow me wherever I go. Whatever I touch, he will try to sell it. He's so annoying. Say, I wanted to buy adv boots, he will try to convince me that racing boots are all I need, just because I might be looking at one of those, because they were new. One of these days before I lose it, I am going to thrash him real bad.
@waynetendo1172
@waynetendo1172 3 жыл бұрын
had a good laugh at the written will bit
@tbroschat81
@tbroschat81 Жыл бұрын
I'm the divorced guy! I mean I'm not gonna tell you all about it but I need the 2 wheeled therapy 😂😂😂
@serpent645
@serpent645 3 жыл бұрын
I always learn a lot from your videos, but I'm NEVER going to shave the twins!
@kero5376
@kero5376 4 жыл бұрын
Just bought my first bike from the best dealership ever. I can't pick it up for a few weeks due to Corona curfew, that sucks tho
@t_c5266
@t_c5266 3 жыл бұрын
The woman one was true lol. I went to pick up some gear, and this girl knew it all and was very helpful. Went back a few weeks later for something else and the 2 guys helping me sounded like theyve never seen their own inventory
@BeginnerTeddy
@BeginnerTeddy 4 жыл бұрын
this is gonna be me for my birthday in May... first bike
@kitko33
@kitko33 4 жыл бұрын
Number 8 - when you walk into an empty showroom, there are 4 sales guys, 2 service guys, no customer and nobody says Hi and they only approach you when you try to sit on the only bike that doesn't have the 'Don't sit' card on it... and ask you not to sit on it. Send my best regards to Honda Jarov, Prague, Czechia.
@KR4Qep
@KR4Qep 4 жыл бұрын
My dealership is sick. Joplin Missouri. The first time I went in I had just bought a CBR from marketplace and was trying to get a jacket but ended up window shopping bikes. A guy came up to me and asked if he could help me, hold him I just bought a bike and just checking out their stock and he bullshited with me not even trying to sell me anything. I go there to get my CBR serviced and they're so cheap and let me sit on all the bikes. This is the best sales technique because I'm definitely buying a bike from them in the future.
@Gwall-dd5fz
@Gwall-dd5fz 4 жыл бұрын
Which one did you go to, I need to buy gear still and I would love to just sit on a few bikes to see what I like
@Biker4life420
@Biker4life420 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy knows what u need to fix that motorcycle...
@JCook-dx5pf
@JCook-dx5pf 4 жыл бұрын
Really loving the outtakes/bloopers you've started including in the last couple vids!
@johnbeck2170
@johnbeck2170 2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered #8 today: a Fort Worth, TX power sports dealership that was advertising a slightly-used Suzuki GSX-R750 for a great price; but when I called, they mysteriously couldn’t find the motorcycle in their inventory. They asked me for a SKU number, and I gave it to them multiple times. I even sent them screen shots from their own website, but they played completely dumb about the whole thing. I spoke with five different people, and no one knew anything. Either they are all incredibly stupid, or, the bike is a fake deal to lure buyers in, in order to look for an alternate deal. It was complete bull-crap, and a frustrating waste of my day on the phone. Yup, check it out for yourselves. And add it to your list of motorcycle sales people to avoid. Yup, Fort Worth, Texas.
@gotstakeeprollin1903
@gotstakeeprollin1903 4 жыл бұрын
I always like when Jimmy does motorcycle sounds... Cracks me up..." When it was cutting up was it more like a ' balumlumlumlum' or like ' balumlum-uh-lumlum-uh-lumlum"
@CountryCarReviews
@CountryCarReviews 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the guy you find at a Harley dealership. The old guy with the beard named cookie or Ralph that works in the service department EVERY Harley dealership has a old guy with a beard.
@sarahgraves6759
@sarahgraves6759 4 жыл бұрын
So... Did that kickstand spring happen to you? That was a hell of a story.
@rayman8991
@rayman8991 4 жыл бұрын
The CycleTrader app was helpful. It gives you time to think and do some research, before going in to make a purchase. Thank you technology
@johnnythemenace9926
@johnnythemenace9926 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy also rips dank 12o’clock nooners on a carbed evo FX without an Authorized Motorcycle Endorsement; and nobody questions him.
@niccatipay
@niccatipay 3 жыл бұрын
Because he makes the endorsment. Also he partly certifies bikes in his side job as an inspector.
@KG-wn7fm
@KG-wn7fm 4 жыл бұрын
Those dam springs. Same thing happened to me... but I figured it out.hehe
@ajinkyabandagale2221
@ajinkyabandagale2221 4 жыл бұрын
That Jimmy story was awesome in the way Yammie explained it 😂🤣 and the outro 🤣
@fr9mu
@fr9mu 4 жыл бұрын
when i bought my bike the person that sold it to me was the owner and he even helped me pick the right bike (its my first). funny thing is he told me he would did not want to sell me a bike over my knowledge so no 1000cc.
@karlfonner7589
@karlfonner7589 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the opposite of Jimmy. The The mechanic that says” yep, you got 80,000 miles on that Honda, you need to just get a new bike!
@hqqw99
@hqqw99 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, that one time I went to suzuki dealership to ask for something like 48hp restrictor for sv650 and they said it would be 1000$ and then tried to sell me gsxr 250 for 4600$. Be warned these deals aren't even good. They will always try to sell you gsxr 250 thats been sitting around for a year. Run (if they chase you on gsxr 250 you can just walk) before it's too late.
@renerodriguez6300
@renerodriguez6300 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I won't go str8 to Suzy den dam volchures , sometimes no choice
@Antares2
@Antares2 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy sounds like a great guy!
@gabzsy4924
@gabzsy4924 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh Yammie...that's where you're wrong. We DO watch the videos 👀 👎🏻
@sabbottart
@sabbottart 3 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of going to look at Vespas and gave the dealer my number out of niceness. That a-hole started calling me off the hook. Had to block him. Annoying AF.
@jamesengle1296
@jamesengle1296 4 жыл бұрын
The number 7 is a unicorn
@lars808
@lars808 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is so cool.
@baslerfam15
@baslerfam15 4 жыл бұрын
Started riding motorcycles gotta 250 dual sport then gotta Sportster 1200 iron needed something more powerful so I gotta Softail Standard 107 good enough now but want more
@vaggelisdogas
@vaggelisdogas 4 жыл бұрын
The example with the "Jimmy" sounds really specific, like the thing you described actually happened......nah I don't think so
@neowolf09
@neowolf09 4 жыл бұрын
The timing for this is too good. I just passed my MSF course!!! See you out there on the road soon!
@st.george9404
@st.george9404 3 жыл бұрын
He needs to add the 8 type of person you will find in a dealership. I was in a Harley dealership and a salesman was trying to sell a new rider a Electra glide cvo. The guy stated he wanted to ride around town with his friends and occasionally go on a group day ride. I stepped in and explaind that the electra glide was for highway riding and was a bit heavy and pointed towards the mid size dynas and softails were more for his type of riding. He needed to match the bike with how he was planning on riding. I also told him the biggest he would want is something like a street glide. He asked me if I worked there and I stated no I am just an enthusiast here for some parts. That dealership went out of business since then.
@percivalgooglyeyes6178
@percivalgooglyeyes6178 3 жыл бұрын
Most of that background riding video is of Hwy 89 going the "backway" to Prescott. Fun road, I know it well.
@r.matthews594
@r.matthews594 4 жыл бұрын
Oh God, the time before last at the dealership, almost got drawn into the dark orbit of the divorced guy. "Finally going to scratch that itch, the ex hated the idea of a bike, but I'm done with that. So what do you ride...?" I was tempted to say a Vespa and run away.
@FatherBasil
@FatherBasil 3 жыл бұрын
I met the mechanic at the dealership I bought my motorcycle from. He worked for Honda for 50 years. My first service was the last motorcycle he ever worked on. I was a little honored about that. His daughter however was very much like the owner's wife in the video. She kept shoving helmets on my head because she was worried about me dying on the way home. XD
@imperialspy8202
@imperialspy8202 4 жыл бұрын
2 year old me: drives tricycle with fast and furious theme playing in my head 30 year old me: I am speed float like a Cadillac sting like a beamer lololololol
@Accurize2
@Accurize2 4 жыл бұрын
The Jimmy the Tech Guru story was oddly specific. ...Yammie...did “Jimmy” briefly touch you in your happy place with his words at a dealership once?
@jameswood3580
@jameswood3580 3 жыл бұрын
You thought Jimmy knew. Put that on a t-shirt.
@zx6rkilla196
@zx6rkilla196 4 жыл бұрын
Only real g’s remember the old jimmy from the first vid u did on 7 guys at the dealership. (RIP almighty and all knowing jimmy)
@matthewcroft9958
@matthewcroft9958 4 жыл бұрын
Had to stop the video to find out what that bike at 4:29 is. It's a Puch P800, made for a couple years by an Austrian company during the late '30's, with two cylinder banks opposed at 170 degrees (like the bastard offspring of a flat 4 and a V4), and the clutch located in the rear wheel hub, rather than at the engine-transmission coupling. There are apparently only like 90 of them left, and I want one.
@wheeliehunter6937
@wheeliehunter6937 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly im the only jimmy in my area D: everybody else fits everyone else in the bike world pretty well hahaha, you forgot the friend of the salesman who's always in the store hyping up the store/salesman or just making noise
@GeneralPanobi
@GeneralPanobi Жыл бұрын
I met the owner of a shop near-by recently. He was the friendliest, most informative and least pushy salemen I've ever met. Only time its ever happened lol.
@Firestorm637
@Firestorm637 4 жыл бұрын
A Busa is a great beginner bike. Just ride it slow at first
@davidkelley9509
@davidkelley9509 4 жыл бұрын
Divorced guy is everyone I’ve ever seen at my local dealership
@dpats54
@dpats54 4 жыл бұрын
My jimmy at my dealership is actually named jimmy. Super old dude that will tell you about every one of his 73 bikes he’s owned with his binder of pictures. The man saved me a lot of money by just telling me what’s wrong instead of making me take it to a tech and even letting me borrow his tools
@redswift31
@redswift31 3 жыл бұрын
A friend and I had a good long talk with the #3 guy. We talked for a bit and he later brought us in the back to show us the 1903 Harley they had in storage. Overall nice guy.
@timothy930
@timothy930 4 жыл бұрын
Got a great Knowledgeable sales dude really kind just wants the best for you suggest me to just leave it and check out some other dealerships before buying a CBR 600 he reckons i need something like a Africa Twin
@michaelterry8644
@michaelterry8644 4 жыл бұрын
We don't get pulled over! 🏍
@kimtoy3089
@kimtoy3089 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmys are the best! Find you a Jimmy and never let him go!
@kahlil-khaos9996
@kahlil-khaos9996 4 жыл бұрын
Well I'm an early squidlet...
@jamiev1560
@jamiev1560 4 жыл бұрын
Great video! Although if you know the owner and greet him by name while you’re negotiating price your salesman makes the best face you’ve ever seen.
@Zeroplanetz
@Zeroplanetz 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry but I’m skipping that 52 minute ad!
@FlatLiner184
@FlatLiner184 4 жыл бұрын
You were good, until you brought in Ted Cruz. Great agenda. Politics on motorcycles. Thanks. Make motorcycle ownership racist. Bro.
@SmokinNate
@SmokinNate 4 жыл бұрын
I met the divorced guy. He was divorced but he talked more about how the world was flat than anything else. I had to be an ass hole to get him away from us.
@murrayoutdoors5753
@murrayoutdoors5753 4 жыл бұрын
I Hate going into dealerships I went to one with my dad the other day to get some new tires and the salesman kept asking You ready to step up from that sportster like there’s something wrong with my sportster.
@sohighfashion6450
@sohighfashion6450 4 жыл бұрын
I got a 2019 iron 1200 and the harley dealer near me wasn't like that, before buying the bike going around to all the harley dealerships in my area. Literally had a salesman like #1 but not as bad lmaooooo pushing hard of just buying literally anything. That deal they had with all the gear plus the street 500s were cool but street 500s... no thanks
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