8 Incredibly Weird Stats Video Games Keep Track Of

[@Mavenkumz]

Hey Jules. Still going to ask for that tribute to my dad. Top 10 father figures in games. Would really mean a lot to me. Thanks man.

[@madalice5134]

That would be a great one. Vesimir from The Witcher should be on that list, along with Kiryu from Yakuza.

[@ashleycox8480]

Yes I love this one. I doubt it would make the cut but Rost from horizon zero dawn is one of my favourites especially taking into account why he was an outcast for wanting revenge against the outlanders who killed his family and other tribe members

[@madalice5134]

@@ashleycox8480 Agreed. Rost is great and got such a raw deal. Like wtf?! Of course he's going to want vengeance, who could blame him? I was yelling at the screen when that revelation happened.

[@KnivesMcBride]

Gotta have Harry Mason on that list.

[@axelmauriciolugo5811]

I hope they make it a list one day

[@calebwhyte6957]

First thing that came to mind was the “Bunnies slaughtered” stat in Skyrim

[@YouTubecanfuckagoat]

Yep.

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

Yep

[@thecoffeeobsessedgamer5106]

I was just thinking about that, as I was watching the video!

[@chubbsthestuntmonkey7262]

Samesy

[@michaelkearney1262]

Same

[@0osha]

Sneaking in an old "one per list"... NOICE!

[@Hitomora]

Ah the old "One Per List" been a while old friend...

[@NotContinuum]

I thought "one per list" meant insulting someone's mother.

[@jasonstoryteller8060]

@@NotContinuum he did it during the spoken word piece

[@leeman27534]

kinda prefer it to the depression pep talk, really

[@masonmills1499]

Top 10 Bald Characters of All Time!!!!

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Well we all know Agent 47 would win.

[@masonmills1499]

@@Lawrence_Talbot Eh, possibly. There's Kratos, and many more.

[@jmanmusix]

@@Lawrence_Talbot facts

[@masonmills1499]

If I'm not mistaken, aren't the Spartans from Halo all bald under there helmets?

[@vivekkparashar]

Jules, Jules and Jules the hairless one

[@AevasHouse]

“Alpha protocol keeps track of how many orphans you make” my initial reaction “thats metal af”

[@Dnomike]

If you do pacifist, it keeps track of the cost of all the hospital bills of the guys you've beaten black and blue.

[@PulaskiSkater71]

Such a badass underrated game.

[@Mr3ppozz]

R O F L M A O xD xD xD At both of them btw xD

[@bigfoot12118]

I loved in fable 2 they had how many stds you got me and my buddy had a competition to see who could get more I forget who but one of us got it up to 300+

[@darkmyro]

dang I'm glad that STDs aren't fatal in fable XD

[@nikmcgarity]

I was also really hoping "sex acts purchased" from gta would be on this list, but considering gta, that's really not that weird.

[@amyhoard1222]

I never noticed that stat, I just had my char have their way with the ladies, then run them over to get my money back then copy/repeat til I decided to use the cheat codes to get all the guns/infinite ammo to cause mass murder for quite while.

[@Gucci_Lou]

@@amyhoard1222 Maybe not for GTA Story Mode, but GTA Online is an entire different beast. All it takes is one Terrorbyte Service Vehicle scan to find out that the lvl 10 squeaker in the session has had 47 hookers in his car. The Truck exposes pretty well.

[@Mimori97]

Top 10 dumbest decisions side characters ever made in gaming history.

[@michaelkearney1262]

Yes great idea

[@SnuSnuDungeon]

Yes please that would be one hell of a list!

[@amyhoard1222]

That would be one of the hardest list to narrow down that it may be easier to list the smart npc's 😂

[@vivekkparashar]

Top 10 unintentionally funny side quests/missions

[@noahleonard2481]

“We’ve stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars.” (Props to those who know where this is from)

[@giganixon6994]

@@noahleonard2481 DESTINY!!!!!

[@KnivesMcBride]

I'm not sure if the Cup Noodle quest from Final Fantasy XV counts under this or not. It's like it's recursive- it's meant to be funny I think, but it ends up so bad. And then it's so bad it becomes good again? Maybe? Depending on your outlook, I suppose.

[@andyfish1993]

Top 10 custom character creators of all time

[@NicoleMarie.]

I feel like they may have done that already?

[@goldminer1173]

Yea

[@thecreed1993]

They just did useless today 🤷‍♂️

[@ericb3157]

reminds me of that weird "fake-out" in MGSV. (spoilers) near the beginning of the intro level, a doctor says he will give you a new face, and a character creator pops up. BUT as soon as you finish, the doctor immediately gets killed, and you are only saved by the unexpected help of the mysterious "man with a bandaged face" from the next bed. MUCH later you have to re-do the hospital scene, then you are told you're NOT the real Snake, you're someone who had his face changed, and you originally looked like...THE FACE YOU CREATED! after that your self-designed character becomes playable. oh, and where was the real Snake for the last 7 years? IN THE NEXT BED! HE was the "man with the bandaged face"!

[@asteriondeltoro124]

Fable keeps track of how many times you've been widowed. Especially awkward since the only realistic way to get widowed is to do it yourself. BTW, can I just say how good it is to see a nod to old-school Infocom?

[@SomeRenegade]

@Dixie Normus legit?

[@SomeRenegade]

@Dixie Normus I've never got the chance to play them and I guess I've missed them on gamepass. I'll definitely give them a try now.

[@riveramnell143]

Should someone tell him that there’s easier ways to get STDs?

[@MarlonShakes]

@@SomeRenegade it will ask you if you want to wear protection, just say no. You wont always get one as well. its random.

[@amyhoard1222]

I don't remember which Fable game kept track of the number of STD's you had, but that was disturbing and never truly stopped the cause of those STD's....

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Any game that tracks how many of your companions you’ve screwed

[@gotsghostrider666]

10 Most Wholesome Moments in otherwise non Wholesome games

[@Doureo]

The weirdest video game enemies you have to fight.

[@jamalvargas6146]

Top 10 forgotten console exclusives of all time surprise me

[@WickedFamix]

Top 10 games you can't play anymore due to being exclusives

[@rez0k782]

8 character deaths meant to be Dramatic!!! But you couldn’t care about

[@kolling93]

AC 2 Ezio's family... Wasen't really attached to them that much

[@WickedFamix]

Top 10 characters who didn't stay dead after they died in story (remember the master in Assassin's Creed 3)

[@timothyoswald8618]

@James LaBrie absolutely true. Even your spouse from Fallout 4 had more emotional impact than Luna.

[@Pfromm007]

0:33 - Sometimes he leaves me speechless with his motivational speeches.

[@travishaugen9158]

10 games with long cut scenes that are actually enjoyable to watch.

[@sotirisgounaris9635]

As i have said once before: Top 10 endings that were predictable from the very beginning (in fact maybe the title)

[@michaelkearney1262]

I know a game its little hope

[@seanjablon5083]

Top ten most disturbing collectible notes in video games: Keller Family Holotapes (FO3), Serial Killers notes (Far Cry 4), etc!!!

[@arnoldhardik4244]

One word: Ish...

[@merciful_poseidon]

Pre-comment: If chicken kicking isn’t here, I’m rioting

[@oneteetx]

Top ten idea: Top 10 times a game coddled the play where other games would have taken advantage of the players, rather than hold their hands with no regrets! Love the vids!

[@cryptidconn]

The most infuriating levels from the last 5 years.

[@TheIncredibleEdibleWeeman]

I usually laugh at all of your video Jules, but your reaction to the timesplitters series may be one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Genius.

[@richardtherichard26]

Really? Funny? I found it incredibly disturbing actually

[@lynchkid003]

I think my favorite stat trackers (for raised eyebrows) was in Fable 2. The stat of "made love", or "brothels visited".

[@Blobby_46]

"fisting your own throat"... Jules, you good, lockdown getting to ya pal! XD Stay Safe Everyone!

[@ravelord_nito2611]

4:47 or when your looking at the stat menu for an rpg, not knowing what half the stuff does

[@Tomaldinho21]

This was infinitely better than "spoken word" as it actually rhymed and didn't make me want to rage, unlike those horrific Nationwide ads....

[@jamesianhutchison1165]

The Timesplitters games were the very definition of replay value and the idea of a remastered or new entry with a community sharing map designs is my idea of heaven. It seriously NEEDS to make a comeback.

[@brycestrife5605]

Top ten castlevania levels that kicked your ass. Seriously, I'm replying through the collection and this stuff is killer!

reminds me of my least favorite levels in Castlevania 64, the "castle center". the WORST part is when you need to carry some "magical nitro" halfway through the level. ONE hit from ANY enemy, ONE tiny fall, one JUMP, and BOOM YOU DIE! VERY nerve-wracking. AND you have to go through most of the level 3 times...re-killing EVERY enemy in EVERY room...

[@brycestrife5605]

@that sounds like a nightmare😂 I played the 64 games on emulator and they were SO hard to get used to. The movement was so bad.

[@kcollier2192]

Top 10 Classic Games That Should Be Remastered

[@masonmills1499]

Blast Corps! Or now might be a great time for a Turok, or even maybe Gauntlet? I would kill for Half Life 2 though.

[@koeryn]

Drakan: Order of the Flame!

[@ArReaper45]

As far as fighting games go there are two I have a child hood love for. Any MK game from Deadly Alliance-Armageddon and Def Jam Fight For New York

[@axenia1309]

Legacy of kain series hands down

[@kazyman92]

Colony wars

[@jsevans8247]

Thank you for your service Jules “Emperor Egg” Gill

[@dallyomalley23]

Wishing tues your own adventure was every day, which would defeat the purpose of it all lol love you Jules! Thanks for making me laugh in uncertain times.

[@draxsis]

10 ‘Allied’ NPCs who turned out to be the Big Bad leading your hero around by the nose.

[@liston709]

"would you kindly......"

[@Revenent666]

A certain douchbag elf would fit in that list.

[@vincevvn]

Patches

[@43njdevils]

You didn't mention GTA V. At the end of the game it shows you a bunch of odd ball stats on how you acted on your playthrough. I remember one of them being how many women you punched?

[@idontlikesand9186]

Top 10 video game characters that made you lose hope in the game entirely

[@boltthepanther6259]

Its course and rough, and it gets everywhere

[@idontlikesand9186]

@@boltthepanther6259 i see you too are a man/woman of culture

[@themetalone7739]

Suggestion: 10 Strange Movie References in Games For example, the consistent appearance of the "Holy Hand Grenade" in the Worms series-being an obvious reference to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

[@gillianc592]

I wouldn't say thats a strange reference, funny undoubtedly. The holy hand grenade is also referenced in fallout 3, there are frag grenades in a box in the cult basement outside of Megaton.

[@darrenlestage9626]

Top 10 plot twists that actually shocked you

[@WickedFamix]

Would you kindly not spoil them?

[@withoutthejuice7193]

Came to this channel for the chatty faces and lists, stayed for Jules.

[@melkridhelrend9849]

You Sir are truly a blessing to have. Wish I could know you personally. Anywho thanks for all your work and especially your message. Keep ruling it you Emperor of Kindness.

[@mkprovince]

Ah, the entitlement of seeing those stats soar to the sky above.

[@joshshear5940]

I didn't even make it through the whole video.that golden chef's kiss had me dieing lol

[@kelllee7647]

I'm so glad a one per list was done... need more of these...

[@tiamcclelland8736]

Npc's we'd rather play as (instead of the rubbish main character).

[@cphtfluke7565]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Fable 2 keep track of How many people you've married How many times you've had sex How many people you sacrificed How many spouses you sacrificed It was for this last reason that I had my hero marry a lass whose least favorite location (because the game also tracked which NPCs liked and disliked certain areas) was the temple of darkness. I then took her there, though it was very tricky as she kept trying to run away, and sacrificed her. The wheel of death even turned her into a statue so her expression of sheer terror could be immortalized in stone. Imagine that. Oh, and the cool sword I got from it was nice too.

[@caseyhall2320]

Your loving endings are top notch and legendary Jules, they legitimately make me feel better. Thank you, man!

[@chubbsthestuntmonkey7262]

Oh, and I know everyone always asks for "Top 10 Bald Video Game Characters." Don't get me wrong, that's a good idea. But, I'd almost rather see, "Top 10 WORST Bald Video Game Characters of All Time." I think that would be a far more interesting list.

[@merricehenderson6399]

He did it... Your mum! That's the “one per list"

[@johnnymoles318]

10 characters meant to be inclusive, but came off offensive would be interesting. Great video man 👌

[@TreVotheJoke]

Everyone at WhatCulture are fucking legends!!!! Thank you Jules your a wholesome hero!

[@Top_Nepper]

This one isn't weird but pretty funny tbh...Mafia 2 kept track of how long you looked at Playboy

[@MattChoo93]

"so corny the green giant wants a piece of it".....this is the BEST.

[@stu_chew]

I don't appreciate you cannibal shaming me Jules. I use that perk in 90% of my Fallout playthroughs. 😂

[@chrishouterman4772]

Instantly thought of Fable 2 telling you how many std’s you have acquired throughout your adventures.... not all heroes wear capes, but they aught to wear a hat ; )

[@mrb7261]

My favorite weird stat is “Bunnies Slaughtered” in Skyrim. You’re not even encouraged to do that or anything, but it keeps track of it

[@filip9587]

I can't believe the Testicle Shots from Sniper Elite Series isn't here. I mean, is it not considered weird to kill some Nazis' manhood?😂😂

[@cardin701]

Love your segments Jules and love your checking in on everyone's mental health. My wife got a cancer diagnosis two weeks before the first lockdown and times have been hard. You've helped me get through it, so thankyou and keep it going!

[@crisisamonginfinitedarthsa4220]

Please tell me there is a fart count.

[@brendanblanks4438]

10 most useless attributes in video games (like strength/agility style, not unlocked abilities)

[@davethepunkyone]

Alarmingly accurate description of Torquay there!

[@timothyoswald8618]

Having an interlude at the beginning is more of a prelude... otherwise, perfectly brilliant

[@jaywolf2395]

How many funniest glitches, bugs , looks ,items and things in video games

[@keif2827]

You bald beauty, with the gourgeous facial hair, im subscribed.

[@anthonywhite6784]

Top 10 Longest Cancellations for Highly Anticipated Videogames

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Cyber punk is on its way to win that title.

[@idokmieh2354]

This is my guy man keep going you make my day everytime I watch you guys keep it up and thank you so much for all the funness lol

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Top 10 hilarious random dialogue said by NPCs

[@gamejew123]

mafia 2 counts how long you look at the playboy magazines

[@mrflawless1165]

Okay. So! I paused this video to post this. I haven't seen or heard a second of this video. But Fables chicken kicking stat better be on here! Otherwise this needs to have a series of its own as there are MANY games with MANY weird stats to be tracked!

[@AliG-fr9oj]

A video on 10 best video game villains from side quests.

[@Pulpfraktion]

Killed zombie babys in dying light.... Yikes.

[@chrisramirez7649]

Needed this weeks positive message definitely need to take the foot off the gas

[@Pyrisk]

Top 10 terrible things you did as the "Hero"

[@MazogaTheDork]

Another little detail I love about the "orphans created" stat is that you create fewer orphans per kill in Taipei because of China's one child policy.

[@nobodyfamousX]

That's hilarious. I was wondering if they were vary the number in different occasions. Like do some kills give you a zero and others give you 2 or 3

[@kriz2432]

"Humble Rump Pie" ... that has two meanings, doesn't it?? XD

[@sergioholmes2358]

Is that war hammer in the back ground?😃

[@JediMasterGeoff]

Can't forget Skyrim's "bunnies slaughtered" statistic.

[@michaelkearney1262]

Same

[@michaelkearney1262]

Its so random

[@IndiaAssassin]

10 wierd items video games made you collect

[@germanapplemullentree6152]

10 Best looking Weapons in Games

[@cordellriemer5177]

Top 10 hard levels in easy video games

[@jaywolf2395]

10 best video games storys OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

[@jaywolf2395]

The best story meaning most popular or well played out ,twists and even shocking endings and stuff ...

[@TacoBoy-sm1oc]

Top 10 Video Games that ruined a company's reputation.

[@justicestiles1741]

We need more than 10 lol

[@shirosaki_gaming]

Top 10 Over the Top Attacks in JRPGs. (Thats any JRPG. Tactical, Strategy, etc)

[@mr.noir98]

1:56 start button thank me taler

[@Mr3ppozz]

Suggestion: 10 weirdest stats...... Video: 8 weirdest stats.... Does Jules have a problem with numbers xD xD xD xD

[@CrystalTikal]

Someone just recommended Suspended to me the other day.

[@christianm1672]

I love your wellbeing posts at the end of every video, using your platform to help where you can.... you sir are also an absolute ledg!

[@boonski]

STDs Fable 2. Jules you know that 007 Goldeneye did the same thing as Time Splitters. The titles you achieved after a multiplayer match such as Most Dishonorable, Most Cowardly, Best Marksmanship etc etc

[@synashilp]

Fallout's cannibalism is even better with a hidden perk in New Vegas. If you eat the bodies of President Kimball, The King, Caesar, and Mr. House, you get the "Meat of Champions" perk that gives a boost to your SPECIAL stats for a short time after eating a corpse. Forget the quantity of the corpses you eat, that game keeps track of the quality of corpses you eat.

[@sanethpierre8560]

8-10 forgotten video games that need a revival and/or sequel

[@justicestiles1741]

Yes I would put Skies of Aracida on top of my list

[@cornlips7247]

Time splitters where the best first person shooters of my young life. My younger step brother and I bonded playing multi-player vs and eventually coop and vs with bots. Much like the 007 games multiplayer evolution on ps2. They started basic and got to a top tier experience. Thankfully timesplitters ended before it went the way of Rogue Agent.

[@Hungryghost01]

1:57 Fallout: Corpses Eaten 4:26 Alpha Protocol: Orphans Made 5:06 Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 5:57 Time Splitters 1,2,3: Arcade Wars 7:33 Suspended: Machines Mangled 10:14 Vanquish: Distracting robots with cigarettes 11:51 Dead Rising 2: Have a zombie fall in your own vomit 13:19 Postal 2: Urine You've Sprayed 14:26 Comic Jumper The Adventures of Captian Smiley: The Stats Song

[@CobaltMilsim]

Any list that involves KKND Krossfire 2 😁, something to do with dystopian futures or RTS' 🤣

[@getshwifty3101]

12:05 Jules... Egg Daddy... HOW did you accent become even HEAVIER for a skit. You could've talked normally, but instead when x10. This is why I love you lmao (Edit) 13:30 As a fellow cat lover. Thank you for not talking about it. I can handle everything from Postal 2 except the cat silencer.

[@RLPelly]

10 more strange ways 2 regain health in videogamesl..... Like eating a whole bottle (or 2) of random pain pills found around all of the Max Payne games plz!? Also draining life energy from people in InFamous 1 & 2. Or Yoshimetsu's meditation in Tekken. Plz do a volume 2 of this video!! Plz?? Cause there were SOOOO many others....

[@danielharrison8273]

HE HAD A ONE PER LIST- HE GOT A ONE PER LIST FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME IN A LONG TIIIIIIIME!!! .... Sorry- had to say it. He may not have called it 'and that's my one per list', but we all know better.

[@jmace2424]

Question for you, Fallout. Which is grosser, eating fresh corpses or eating Radroach meat? So judgmental.

[@ericb3157]

wait, you got part of the plot of "suspended" wrong. actually some people think the system going haywire is YOUR fault. BUT you can convince them it's not by having one robot steal their toolbox and lead them to a leaky pipe. they will then fix it, allowing your robots to get past a different place that would DESTROY them before that! note that only one robot actually has ears, so if you sent a different one, you won't know why they are there. also, the number of people who die is affected partly by how LONG it takes you to fix things. you can improve this somewhat by turning off some of the humans' transportation systems, so that fewer people will die when they crash. but DON'T turn off the AIR travel system or they will ALL crash at ONCE!

[@exstatik788]

10 Video Games So Complicated, They might as well be rocket science. Im thinking games that have too much going on to just pick up and understand. Like KERBAL space program (Kinda is rocket science tho.)

[@TheZipperDragon]

Top [Insert Number Here] games that let you cheese/cheat your way to a good (or bad) ending. Games where you can easily get the ending of your choosing & screw up hours of progress with one simple method. A few examples. Fallout 3, just donate tons of caps to the church to get the good ending. The dark pictures anthology games both have easy decisions to affect your ending completely. Man of Medan gets the military to come & kill you if you radio them & Little Hope...Well...Just play the game & get mary burned as a witch

[@waycooljrplays]

Oh man Alpha protocol. That was/is my favorite, terribly made game. Matter of fact, has that been a list yet? Games that could've been so much more? And was Alpha Protocol on it? It's obsidian's like final terrible product before Stick of Truth.