Haven't watched this yet. If I don't hear a single mention of a gator, this video is fake.
@dwarfchicken5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, dude
@dwarfchicken5 жыл бұрын
@G0LIATH Ja
@kalebtrejo33885 жыл бұрын
What are y'all talking about? There was a slight mention of a Gator. The singing lady!! Duh
@cricket_lover4945 жыл бұрын
Well, you are right. He mentioned gator 😂
@itslorn44005 жыл бұрын
Ohhh you are in luck!
@lamchopz93105 жыл бұрын
Lived in Florida during hurricane Andrew. Enough Florida for me. Keep up the good work Joel 👍👌👊
@michaeljaysonbanua48704 жыл бұрын
I always think everything in Florida is scary. All I hear and see in the news is just crazy.
@justingaga845 жыл бұрын
If a story like the one about the terrible mother is going to be THAT long.....it better have more payoff than THAT.
@ashleyburger52565 жыл бұрын
Right?! I can see how this would be terrifying for a child, however, way too long.
@PrimateProductions5 жыл бұрын
As someone who is from Destin and the surrounding areas, the girl walking down the street in the miniskirt...well I can tell you by no means was she unique and evidently the guy was just a freak who wouldn't take no for an answer...it had absolutely NOTHING to do with her wearing a miniskirt or to do with her being in Destin, Florida (which believe it or not does not even have prostitutes that street walk)!
@GardenCrawler5 жыл бұрын
"The window shopper" 😂
@frankmccracken11603 ай бұрын
Never live by a lake or water in Florida! I live here, had a friend who had a condo whose slider opened towards the lake here in Seminole Florida. He showed me a picture of the morning he got up for work only to find a 9 foot alligator sitting in the grass of his back yard staring at the sliding glass door!
@janellerubi21395 жыл бұрын
love you bunches let’s read
@prettyricky96765 жыл бұрын
There's a Pittsburgh story here. That's not Florida.
@LoveTrish165 жыл бұрын
Oh lovely Hawthorne lol
@jakeb40232 жыл бұрын
ADD WHAT THE STORYS ARE ABOUT IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!
@Will-jg2zs5 жыл бұрын
there are way MORE than *eight scary* stories in Florida. Just ask Floridians.
@squidsquiderson5 жыл бұрын
As a Floridian, I can confirm.
@anitajinfla97625 жыл бұрын
I second that.... 😊
@hotjazzbaby5 жыл бұрын
Or ask crocodiles...
@kiika.5 жыл бұрын
There's some strange ass people here.
@ajglider15 жыл бұрын
Wish I lived there
@ordinaryservingofjell-onah14355 жыл бұрын
Her: "I was expecting beaches and mickey mouse" Me: **Laughs in Humid**
@red46435 жыл бұрын
Truth
@brittaolson65505 жыл бұрын
OrdinaryServingOfJell-O Nah I have seen the seamy side of Florida. All you have to do is go there without a lot of money.
@redtajl74493 жыл бұрын
*cries in mosquitoes*
@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376 Жыл бұрын
@@redtajl7449 The Alligator in the thumbnail he looks like he's waiting for food.
@sociosanch3748 Жыл бұрын
Straight up
@REfan0015 жыл бұрын
Here's a scary Florida story Ive lived here my whole life
@italiangirl24405 жыл бұрын
😂
@Rainy..Day.5 жыл бұрын
U poor thing. I'm sorry. But hey my hubby is from St Pete and he was able to get away. U can too
@newmanoutdoors15645 жыл бұрын
Funny friend
@red46435 жыл бұрын
Born n raised in Florida myself. This place is..... Interesting to say the least
@RustyNail58565 жыл бұрын
Born n raised in Florida myself.
@vickenn315 жыл бұрын
"BUT I FOLDED THE CLOTHES!" Lmaooo, the best part
@hb-dc31705 жыл бұрын
👇 💀
@marcusjones60985 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that's probably my favorite story out of the 60+ hours of stories I've listened to.
@vickenn315 жыл бұрын
@@marcusjones6098 SAME LOOOL
@mrbobert42365 жыл бұрын
"I FOLDED THE CLOTHES!" Me: Oh, okay, you can stay as long as you do the dishes next.
@marcusjones60985 жыл бұрын
@@vickenn31 It's not even just the laundry guy. I think it was really well written. Like, the characters and rhythm were really good. It was 15 minutes long but I didn't get bored by any of it.
@bojanaaa5 жыл бұрын
There’s at least a few hundred scary stories in Florida per day. Just go to Walmart.
@benhenderson89525 жыл бұрын
Floridians: “Oh, just a typical day in Florida lmao”
@tawnasparks93904 жыл бұрын
Totally
@ryanhicks6322 жыл бұрын
Youre definitely not wrong! Lmao
@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376 Жыл бұрын
@@ryanhicks632 The Alligator in the thumbnail would be perfect for Florida Scary Stories like similar to Crawl.
@itslorn44005 жыл бұрын
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE KIDNAPPED!" 🙃
@blahhcookiiee4 жыл бұрын
I almost pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣
@MatthewMaddox-ss3zp5 ай бұрын
Lmaoo, tbh its similar to a drill I made up for getting employees to react faster to emergencies. Basically, the idea is that you treat everything as potientially life or death. i run the timer and if they take too long, "Good job the guest is dead!"
@jumpyourbone4 жыл бұрын
story number four could be a story directly out of my own childhood growing up in florida. in retrospect, my mom was exactly like that, and throughout my upbringing, put me into situations very similar to all the ones the writer described. kind of unsettling to hear narrated aloud as a horror story. but, fair!
@melindat21552 жыл бұрын
Am so sorry 😔 U WENT through that 🙏😘
@ghosttoast63175 жыл бұрын
Every day is a horror story in Florida.
@red46435 жыл бұрын
Tell me bout it
@brittaolson65505 жыл бұрын
Ghost Toast Truth, Ghost Toast. Here’s another true story. My dog is named ghost and we feed him toast. And, trust me, saying that would be really lame if it wasn’t true.
@Nene_7605 жыл бұрын
what I was gone say lol
@pewdiepielover18335 жыл бұрын
Every day is leg day
@suzii66905 жыл бұрын
Not true. I've lived here all my life and I love it here. So.
@texmex0075 жыл бұрын
South Florida horror story: No A/C during the Summer. Honestly though, thanks for the video!
@ekramer24785 жыл бұрын
Did two years at University without. They wanted to charge to reinstall it every semester, didn't matter you still lived there. Was like....yeah I'm poor. Paid for it myself.
@brittaolson65505 жыл бұрын
Sierra Ace Extrordinaire Oh, my g_d, that truly is. People have died!
@COOLWAMM4 жыл бұрын
Are you trying to give me nightmares?! 😱😱😱
@MissTapsit4 жыл бұрын
16:30 “Chasing anyone she found with a large kitchen knife. You know, typical childhood....” Me: 😳..Right. Because that’s your average standard childhood for everyone’s mother.
@Isaac_Romano76 ай бұрын
Nah, you don't understand! It's actually dad's fault for not being understanding enough 😂
@daveyleeriot5 жыл бұрын
First story: Among the hundreds of bizarre tales we've heard about stalkers, turns out the cops in Florida (of all places) actually take it seriously.
@red46435 жыл бұрын
With how many exist in Florida and how many people have issues with stalkers, they kinda have to
@ekramer24785 жыл бұрын
So glad to hear they do now. Sure didn't back in the early nineties when I was there! OMG.
@LEGOBOSS2008 Жыл бұрын
@@ekramer2478I don’t think anyone really took stalking seriously in the 90’s
@ekramer2478 Жыл бұрын
@@LEGOBOSS2008 Oh trust me the victims did, and it was coming into being noticed. Florida was just that EXTRA step of poo hole. By then had I been in NY it would have been. In the eighties though no, but laws were changing.
@graceful_enigma4 күн бұрын
Whoa.
@johnathoncastro5 жыл бұрын
That mom sounds like a real buffoon. That story actually made me really upset!!! Be safe kids!!!!
@emocutie45 жыл бұрын
Johnathon Castro kids can’t be safe when u have a mom like that putting them in danger
@TabbyAngel25 жыл бұрын
The mother is a POS
@KStone97115 жыл бұрын
As a mother of two babies, I cannot fathom EVER putting my children in even one iota of danger like that.
@alliexmt86603 жыл бұрын
i know right??? letting basically a stranger, let alone a man, alone in the house with no other adults and her only two children... CPS should have been called
@catsupy5 жыл бұрын
The story with the mother who partied and left her kids alone, I honestly feel like the kids SHOULD have been taken away from her. That's ridiculous.
@masayangbuhay50275 жыл бұрын
This is a sad reality for sooo many kids!! The system fails them, along with the selfish parent/s.
@catsupy5 жыл бұрын
@@masayangbuhay5027 very true!
@mamamia55563 жыл бұрын
No wonder they got divorced 🤣
@codylabelle7993 Жыл бұрын
It must of took place in the 1980's. Adults leaving their children home alone unattended was pretty common with degenerate parents back then. I figured out it took place in the 1980's since she was talking about giving under her Pound Puppies.
@artemis2520 Жыл бұрын
Still a thing in the state today, I have a family member who is insane and who is definitely not fit to raise her own kids... but the state will not do anything to her because she is the "mother". The system in Florida honestly sucks, the law sucks here and definitely fails many kids. That is why this state has so many mentally messed up individuals. I am originally from Illinois, and after spending a decade here in Florida, I seriously want to leave. Not everyone is insane here, but so many messed up and crazy things happen here and it only gets crazier as the years go by and as the population grows.
@seyyidasarahh5 жыл бұрын
scary florida story: My cousin lives there and says girls eat hot cheetos in the morning and yell loudly
@rockstarphantom81125 жыл бұрын
Omg where's the lie? 😂😂
@ashleyburger52565 жыл бұрын
I prefer regular Cheetos, actually
@TheWedabest5 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@Gnoght5 жыл бұрын
very accurate
@ryankasik79115 жыл бұрын
Yup
@pisces.__.84955 жыл бұрын
The picture is just terrifying but in aesthetically pleasing way
@brittaolson65505 жыл бұрын
Pisces .__. True
@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376 Жыл бұрын
@@brittaolson6550 I like the picture thumbnail of the Alligator.
@ShadowyFigure835 жыл бұрын
Whats the deal with Florida, is there something in the drinking water?
@savagemacc5 жыл бұрын
PhantomAudio83 the mix of humidity, alcohol, drugs, and the fact there is nothing to do here sorta forces people to go insane
@racerx0095 жыл бұрын
Swamp gas.
@raspberrysig31145 жыл бұрын
I mean I wouldn't doubt it 😂
@thecluckingdead7945 жыл бұрын
And a lot of transient people.
@rockstarphantom81125 жыл бұрын
Uhhh the deal is it's awesome here.
@alilbitcheeky77845 жыл бұрын
I lived in Florida in Punta Gorda. It's in the golf. Anyways I met the craziest people there. Idk why but Florida is full of crazy people.
@pewdiepielover18335 жыл бұрын
AlilBitCheeky girl me tooo it’s crazy right here
@davidlalhmingmawia23885 жыл бұрын
I'm from India..love to listen to your stories and love your voice, its easy for us to understand your English...thanks a lot for giving us this scary, mysterious stories to listen to.
@benedicamusdomino85465 жыл бұрын
What an ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE PARENT!!! They believed there was someone in the room with their daughter and they locked themselves in their bedroom instead of trying to help their daughter!!! Who knows what could have happened!! That's seriously disgusting behavior. You shouldn't have children if you dont put them first and if your more worried about your own safety then theirs.
@Annlind525 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you heard that right...his daughter wasn’t there that particular weekend when he heard the woman
@benedicamusdomino85465 жыл бұрын
@@Annlind52: No his daughter was home, otherwise why would the women come by to sing to nothing and why would he have his baby monitor on.
@Paddy-if3nd5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sorry, but someone who murders and dismembered someone should be locked away for life. No matter what age they are.
@Lily_of_the_Forest5 жыл бұрын
Paddy 2890 agreed. That takes a choice to do all that.
@someoneslick9915 жыл бұрын
Paddy 2890 someone who has the thoughts fucked up enough to do something like that will never change
@ashleyburger52565 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhh.. if you’re dismembering a human at any age, you’re fundamentally fucked up and should be institutionalized for life.
@Paddy-if3nd5 жыл бұрын
@Zzzz Dddd I can agree with that.
@ashleyburger52565 жыл бұрын
Zzzz Dddd I do. It’s called taxes.
@booberry50923 жыл бұрын
"Kathy thought she was having a heart attack in the elevator, she wasn't, it was flatulence" im screaming
@3emeraldangel5 жыл бұрын
Next time my uncle wonders why I dont move to Florida, I'll send him this.
@gbw23triumph4 жыл бұрын
My heart dropped when the little girl said she was hiding by the rocking chair in the dark and a black figure came in serching for her, when he said "Then I felt a hand on my face and my shoulders." Let's Read I love your videos!!!!
@jinellkanach1745 жыл бұрын
"But I folded the clothes!"
@bigladsubaru35235 жыл бұрын
"I...I folded the clothes! I folded the clothes!"
@johnwoyurka53735 жыл бұрын
Congratulations you've just been kidnapped!
@SpicyMartina5 жыл бұрын
I'm moving to Florida in December for my husband's job and after listening to these I'm having second thoughts 😱
@TheUKisThere Жыл бұрын
How has it been?
@crystallaws7050 Жыл бұрын
Don't. We love it. Thankful for it every day
@mercuryy945 жыл бұрын
That third story was so long and boring, cant believe i wasted 20 min waiting for it to get interesting
@iamthebaroness81484 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until you remember you live in Florida
@diviengii5 жыл бұрын
And the award of mother of the year goes to.....
@loluchiha74005 жыл бұрын
The scariest story ever is waking up and being told your from New Jersey. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.
@Lil__ichigo5 жыл бұрын
hey it's not that bad...
@luciadozier12675 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@julianmitchell57762 жыл бұрын
You’re *
@lisaschaeffer5 жыл бұрын
Florida the land of hurricanes, sinkholes, venomous snakes, pythons, alligators and other swamp creatures. I am glad I don't live there.
@tekbarrier5 жыл бұрын
Either this is a re-upload, or I've heard all these same stories from another KZbin horror narrator
@ally15255 жыл бұрын
I've heard these before too and I don't really listen to anyone else
@domo1hundo5 жыл бұрын
i’ve also heard these stories before it has to be and upload
@yeet16905 жыл бұрын
Wait isn’t every day a horror story in Florida?
@ReverendWin-id9gp3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ReverendWin-id9gp3 жыл бұрын
You don't live here... ...you Survive it
@katied38495 жыл бұрын
Scariest story is that woman was able to make baby's that she put in harm's way. I can't deal.
@backwoodstoneyy5 жыл бұрын
*also I have never heard any South Carolina stories and I would love to!*
@iminyourhousebro5 жыл бұрын
I've never heard any Arkansas stories. I've never met anybody from there. I'm beginning to think it's not a real place..
@backwoodstoneyy5 жыл бұрын
iminyourhousebro I’m pretty sure I heard one on mr nightmare’s channel bro if I’m not mistaken but it’s definitely real 🤣 met a girl from there. She was wild
@oliviaconway15965 жыл бұрын
yess south carolina😂
@backwoodstoneyy5 жыл бұрын
William Villa yea I don’t think I have either bro
@backwoodstoneyy5 жыл бұрын
dont_fall_aw_ay 🤣 I know they would be good. We got some crazies down here
@susansewall66325 жыл бұрын
I'm laying in bed listening to this and just got to the 36 mark when my normally lazy dog started going off. This dog never barks unless someone is coming in the house. I got up to see what was going on and got scared by my husband who was looking to see what the dog was barking at...
@AnaxErik4ever5 жыл бұрын
I remember the first story and the "I folded the clothes" home invader story from a "stalker story" collection on this channel. Even still, this brings back memories of the half month I spent in the Florida Keys in 2011, doing service hours in beach clean up, coral polyp maintenance and transplanting, and kayaking through Long Key State Park surrounded by alligators and mosquitos.
@realprettybasic5 жыл бұрын
For more scary florida stories , just search "flakka"...
@samirzayo28705 жыл бұрын
I will tell my grandkids about a urban legend by the name of THE FLORIDA MAN
@anywaysso5125 жыл бұрын
thank you for doing stories from where I live 😂 never expected this but thank you 👋
@gemineye97965 жыл бұрын
Haven’t you covered the first story in a previous video before? Or am I tripping lol
@REChronic545 жыл бұрын
I think he does repeat some of the stories. Other times I think I follow too many scary stories channels and they narrate the same stories at times lol
@oceansfinest5 жыл бұрын
Your voice is like therapy for my sleep. Thank you for such good content. Been a fan for a long time.
@carlito85825 жыл бұрын
Let's read: tells 8 stories.. People who live in Florida; That's it?
@thecluckingdead7945 жыл бұрын
Florida is a weird state. It’s like the weird uncle for the US- it makes life less boring and you can’t wait to see what happens next, but you also know it’s a train wreck at times. I moved to the the Tampa Bay Area from Texas.
@carlito85825 жыл бұрын
@Ardissia Thompsom same
@carlito85825 жыл бұрын
@@thecluckingdead794 lol true
@ashleyburger52565 жыл бұрын
Carlito R. Honestly, yeah. That was my exact reaction lol
@coolperson76965 жыл бұрын
What do you witness or seen that makes Florida weird? Cause I'd love to go to a trip to Florida then New York or Los Angeles....
@kreuger20625 жыл бұрын
Number one: florida exists. Number two: there's people there Number three: the people are alive Number four: the people do whatever the hell they want Number five: the police force consists of trained soldiers due to the abnormal abilities of the Floridians Number six: there are gaters there
@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376 Жыл бұрын
Krueger I like the one with the Alligators.
@marcf40245 жыл бұрын
One day I'm in Florida driving down the road and on the side of the road I see a very large older woman standing under the awning of a corner store wearing only a weave hat, sunglasses, and her bra and panties.......her dress was on the ground next to her as if she just dropped it. There's a scary Florida story for you.
@backwoodstoneyy5 жыл бұрын
*BLUNT TIME*
@lllunasutra5 жыл бұрын
literally sparking up rn
@backwoodstoneyy5 жыл бұрын
kamari h. It’s a must 🤷🏻♂️ best way to relax after a long day of work
@TheWedabest5 жыл бұрын
That koolaid mom story is absolutely needlessly long!!!
@raycollete84575 жыл бұрын
The true scary story: *Florida*
@dynodish5 жыл бұрын
Florida...where pedos and serial killers go to semi-retire and the gators wait for fresh meat.
@azi.q5 жыл бұрын
who else likes listening to horror stories before going to bed
@sandycole1975tc Жыл бұрын
Me
@Davidpostingshid5 жыл бұрын
But he folded the clothes!
@bean70395 жыл бұрын
You forgot the one about jeb Bush being elected governor..... Scary stuff.
@bunnnyyyy5 жыл бұрын
We're basically the Australia of the United States
@tdez60603 жыл бұрын
More like the Africa of the United States
@SnowyWolborg5 жыл бұрын
Florida itself is a scary story.
@crecent31454 жыл бұрын
"BUt I fOlDeD tHe CloTHeS!"
@lorumipsum11295 жыл бұрын
Florida existing is a scary story in and of itself.
@i.j.mtarynpraditngan79405 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@prettyricky96765 жыл бұрын
We say the same thing about snow down here
@insecdroid5 жыл бұрын
The first story: Honestly, it seems you got off easy by not knowing until the day he was arrested. The second story: Bullshit excuse, the woman at best wanted to harass your daughter, worst kidnap her. Also, I though Gator Patrol, was Gater Patrol, or some sort of slang for looters/burglars. The Third Story: That family is amazing for helping you with their kids there. Some people won’t help because they don’t want to put their kids in danger.
@cherrydarling34615 жыл бұрын
Watching this from next to the South Skyway Fishing Pier in Manatee County, Florida! Sitting in the dark, under the stars, looking out at the water and the Skyway Bridge. Perfect spot for listening to scary Florida stories!
@stirredbutnotshaken76985 жыл бұрын
Grew up in Bradenton..beautiful place.
@cherrydarling34615 жыл бұрын
@@stirredbutnotshaken7698 It is. I grew up in the Maryland/Pennsylvania/Virginia area. One visit to Florida and I never looked back. I love it here.
@rockstarphantom81125 жыл бұрын
That's a great spot. I miss driving over that thing.
@ToniMortenson5 жыл бұрын
I could have told you some. Still love my home though ☀️🌴🐊
@haleywalsh83545 жыл бұрын
Scary Michigan stories next??? 😯
@bishopbeelzebub82565 жыл бұрын
You have a "gripping" voice. It fits that story really well. I'm looking for more like it.
@JordanMayjor3p75 жыл бұрын
“Congratulations! You’re kidnapped!”
@reynaaveria72775 жыл бұрын
I love your Spotify it puts me to sleep REAL QUICK
@farrakh64565 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR VOICE I GO TO BED WITH YOUR PODCAST ON
@Moon-cake-pixie5 жыл бұрын
Voice so relaxing love listening to you when I’m painting my house!
@XxJasqerxX2 жыл бұрын
Me as a Floridian just kinda looked up Florida horror stories to get scared, then heard the words Busch and Gardens and freaked out lol
@RustyNail58565 жыл бұрын
Born n raised in Florida myself.
@angelfarr58245 жыл бұрын
Honestly, craziness is everywhere. Florida isn't that bad. I've lived here my entire life. I don't like the heat or the annoying people but it's not that bad.
@LoreleiCatherine5 жыл бұрын
I lived in Florida for a grand total of 21 years and oooooh the stories I have in this cranium of miiiiiine 😂😂
@thornuhh5 жыл бұрын
Greetings you fabulous Earthlings and Happy Sunday!!! 👋👽I bring Keto friendly cookies to all you friendly Earthlings 🍪Don't mind me, just cruising by:::::::::::::::::🛸
@ChaoticUrges5 жыл бұрын
But he folded the clothes
@Higinio-vw4fz4 жыл бұрын
The only scary thing about Florida is sharks, bugs, alligators, crackheads, crazy old people, Florida man, school shooters, club shooters, hurricanes, tornadoes, extreme heat, weather that gets 60 degrees and under, and etc. Trust me I’m a Florida Native.
@annie_xo5 жыл бұрын
Perfect. Just what I needed to wind down after a long and stressful day. Thank you let’s read, as always 💕
@bobbisue3135 жыл бұрын
you posted this at the perfect time again. 💙💜💙 omg it's like you know me. 🧐 . just got home from work ready to chill get stoned and listen to you. Thank you!
@darahjudah5 жыл бұрын
I wanna hear about the gators 😬
@bobtooley5 жыл бұрын
That girl from that story that was pansexual sounds like the girl that talks abt all the guys she denies even tho she looks like a fat lesbian😂
@hiseminence20735 жыл бұрын
Oh man, mommy's koolaid story.
@DKCGamerGirl Жыл бұрын
But... He folded the clothes! Give the guy a break man. He just didn't get time to get to the dishes and sweeping. 😂 Seriously. This story was a great one!
@bretalleman93525 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO OHIO TOO
@msriffle04225 жыл бұрын
Aye let's go! Where I'm from this should be good! Thanks let's read
@karenroot4504 ай бұрын
Another older video in the bucket. With the way you post these I’ll probably be still watching older videos next year. I absolutely love this channel!! You do a fantastic job! Thanks
@pheosands84125 жыл бұрын
Who else lives in Florida?
@mleighqs5 жыл бұрын
I love your narrations, I look forward to your vids all the time, great stuff :)
@bevkenny18435 жыл бұрын
Hey Let’s Read. Massive fan of your work. Keep up the good work! 💕
@devinpaul90265 жыл бұрын
I feel genuinely bad for couch guy.
@sarahanderson45085 жыл бұрын
Right on time for ny mid day nap :)))
@deadbeatangel5 жыл бұрын
yoυ need тo do мιcнιgan neхт- we нave wendιgoѕ and aѕylυмѕ owo
@maxisblondeandgone5 жыл бұрын
Hi I’m from florida when i was 5 i was circled by 100 mantarays in the wild then i picked up a gecko that night little did i know that it was a baby alligator then the mom came out of the shadow my little dumbass was like “ Oh, hi Ms.Alligator here’s your baby” and I literally put it on her head i could have died