9 Sarcastic Achievements That Made Us Feel Like an Idiot

[@thenot-socoolkid1014]

Someone should make an achievement called "LISTEN TO MY BACKSTORY!" if you skip a cinematic introduction.

[@demonoverlord-ri9cc]

true

[@tarriiusxd6318]

The Not-So cool kid 101 if I ever become a game dev I’ll make one. Good idea

[@MrLodii]

FUCKIN GENIOUS

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

The Not-So cool kid 101 yeah.

[@frozenfox2896]

I think it should be called " You never were somebody to listen. "

[@memegamouth]

Oh, how about the Minecraft advancement "Serious Dedication," which is; "Craft and completely use a diamond hoe, then rethink your life choices."

[@hantrazaveri1566]

Memegamouth that’s the first think I thought about lol

[@lanthan598]

There is one

[@nameman9997]

I’m great at using hoes

[@zapdragon5942]

Since 1.16, its requirements have been updated: Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a diamond hoe, then reevaluate your life choices.

[@diamondguycarlosortega4075]

@@zapdragon5942 oh god now it’s not rethink, its re-evaluate

[@jillstingray7848]

Call of Duty Logic: Soldiers with Assult Rifles stay in corners Soldiers with Sniper Rifles run around the map

[@Forestxavier20]

Team Fortress 2 logic - Soldiers with Rocket Launchers are in the air Snipers with Bows and Arrows are right behind enemy lines Spies are on the other end of the map sniping with a revolver Scouts are taking teleporters Engies are turtling in the enemy team base Medics are killing people Heavies are healing people Demo is blowing himself up And Pyro is extinguishing people.

[@triborg7919]

@@Forestxavier20 and that's why I love that game

[@reach_hitz9984]

yep so true I always run in middle of map with a sniper

[@buildawall5803]

@@triborg7919 I don't like the hole sniper do more damage than a assult rifle of the same caliber is bullshit

[@triborg7919]

@@buildawall5803 there's no assault rifles in tf2

[@philiphunn194]

Getting the achievement for pointlessly licking all the way through a candy cane barrier in Saints Row IV is funny, especially since the game itself can't quite believe you're wasting your time doing it.

[@CommodoreMudkip]

theres one earlier on in the same game which is finish eating your pancakes instead of answering the front door

[@drewidlifestyle7883]

HyalineJustice I did the candy cane one I didn't realize the pancakes

[@Ravenite456]

What about the You Chose Poorly achievement?

[@JoriDiculous]

Up there with "Click on door 430 five times" in Stanleys Parabel.. (And of course the "Go Outside" where you wait 5 years to play the game again. I want even mention the baby mini-game :O

[@pahman3070]

You can go back to the packakes?!?!?

[@EddyMac1903]

There's also the achievement in the Ghostbusters video game for hitting yourself with your own weapon. Proud to say it is also the only achievement I have in that game.

[@EddyMac1903]

Also, the real sarcastic achievement in CoD: WaW is for completing the game on Veteran difficulty... ... After you've pushed past the billions of enemy grenades, one shot snipers and useless teammates...

[@TheDark4light]

wait.... how? I assume you mean grenades and the like since I dont imagine you can shoot yourself.... can you?

[@GTAVictor9128]

Lol your profile pic though XD

[@EddyMac1903]

TheDark4light I honestly don't know. All I remember is a big explosion and an achievement popping. I don't recall any grenades, though.

[@guitarman0365]

wouldn't there be a achievement for crossing streams i cant imagine anyone not trying that first thing or the developers not doing anything about that.

[@XenosSavior]

My addition would have to include "Darwin's Parachute" from Battlefield: Bad Company. The description before unlocking reads, "Parachute to safety". So once you bail out of the helicopter and frantically spam every button imaginable before finally meeting your fate on the ground, it pings. The unlocked description reads, "Wait, there is no parachute." Genius, haha.

[@litskypancakes2638]

I actually got the HALO 4 Pitchin' A Tent; I killed a couple enemies, found a nice quiet spot, went to get a snack and drink, came back and left my Spartan sitting in the same spot while I ate, heard the little trophy sound, pressed the button as I was bewildered what the achievement was, and when I saw it was for camping, and called "pitching a tent" I started cracking up. Still one of my favorite gaming stories to tell to this day, glad to see it get some recognition.

[@dappercrown46]

Litsky Pancakes back in 2010, during a reach match, I hijacked an enemy Falcon, but there were still enemies in the turret seats, so I drove the Falcon into an ocean, killing me and the two enemies

[@gotho1346]

Tobi Logar calm your tits mate

[@ejzeida3478]

Good cover up story...

[@steppin-razor]

Cool story bro

[@MercuryA2000]

@@dappercrown46 Totally worth it.

[@bluewarbler9034]

My favorite achievement is the achievement "I Knew Someone Would Do It" from Enter the Gungeon. To get this, you need to shove a table into a pit. The flavor text is "Why" and nothing else. It's basically a direct insult for doing something pointless and stupid. But it does unlock an item that stops you from taking damage from falling into pits, so...

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

Darkest Dungeon has an achievement for dying to Wilbur, a little piggy that is mostly harmless and does very little damage. The achievement is even called "That'll do pig, that'll do..."

[@MS2000LIGHTMARKERDISTRESS]

camping? no no no its tactically holding position

[@Severin69]

Fuck off noob.

[@reggaepotato6692]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol it was a joke....

[@Severin69]

Conor McNaul Fair enough dude.

[@MS2000LIGHTMARKERDISTRESS]

but really in certain games (games that are realistic like arma and so on) camping is a tactic that is not fround apon for reasons.

[@Severin69]

Campers are cowards.

[@Denis-ip7dm]

This is like watchmojo but actually good and interesting

[@Denis-ip7dm]

yes

[@Underworlder5]

maybe because they know what they are talking about

[@archive9796]

And fans don't pick the ranking so there's so point of watching Cous normally the most watched/popular thing is top no matter if it's good or not

[@thisisodsmith]

...and with actual thought put into their lists.

[@mitch33v]

* continues shitting on watchmojo and praising ox *

[@GenghisKhanner]

I love "There was a car?!?" from Payday 2 during the Meltdown heist. My buddies and I legitimately did not know there was a car and spent around 2 hours or longer trying to secure the nuclear warheads. We did it, and then that popped up. Went back in and were able to do the same mission in 20 minutes using the car.

[@hipersonic999]

I did knew there was a car, but I didn't knew I could get the warheads on to the car, so I was like " WHAT THE HELL, WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT????". Bruh.

[@Rhino-n-Chips]

That expert marksman achievement gave me a chuckle. It would've been better if it said "Nice shot".

[@moe_lester2628]

XD true

[@Kos4Evr]

Make it Hey Man Nice Shot for the Filter reference

[@jdjackaa6915]

"You want a cookie?" An achievement in Battleblock Theatre for dying 20 times in the same level

[@thenot-so-smartfox4145]

That game is hilarious!

[@notaspider4084]

very surprised I don't have that one yet.

[@billnyethegamerguy4408]

*Puts on Stamper Voice* Rated T For Blood,Violence and Crude Humor,what’s that like French or something

[@nikitapoletaev905]

Another one: Consolation Prize: "Die enough times and you get a reward" (something similar to that)

[@Dusty1213]

JDJackaa I got that

[@AnarielAnastil]

Assassin’s Creed 3: “How About Them Apples?” I’ve never felt so betrayed. You lied to me, Haytham!

[@StriderOwO]

I'd suggest the "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" achievement from PAYDAY 2 (I think it's only on the Steam version). You get it by completing the stealth-only Shadow Raid heist with a minigun and an RPG. Best of luck.

[@captaincorelli123]

or DW ecm rush

[@IndyRevolutions]

stride99 or the f in chemistry on deathwish or higher. (explosion that takes out the map)

[@tokatstorm9270]

Or, as it's known in the UK, "Miking it!"

[@tomrenard756]

no the worst one is FUCKING JUMPING A A A-A ACHIEVMENT FOR JUMPING

[@Goldenkitten1]

But that requires actual skill (or good friends). Most of these are mocking you for being horrible.

[@JamesUnderscoreZero]

"Touchdown!" in Fallout 4 gave you an achievement for dying by being hit by a Super Mutant Behemoth's Nuke Toss. It really makes being turned into Jam satisfying.

[@outsidexbox]

Haha, yup, we've got that one -_-

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

And touchdown, for getting hit by a super mutant suicider's NUKE.

[@jamesgrieves2669]

Actually , it was called Touchdown!

[@MihirParmar74]

Joomes Shistie ohhh thats what i needed to do to get that achievement.

[@JamesUnderscoreZero]

That's what I said. I didin't edit it. No. Psh.

[@pianofry1138]

I'm not sure how to be a sniper without camping that's literally their job description

[@killerreborn34]

Have you never heard of quick scoping?? You don't have to camp to snipe, your aim is probably garbage

[@brutusjudas5842]

KillerReborn34 , quickscoping is as bad as camping though. In fact, It’s an automatic disqualification to all reasonable human beings.

[@Theshocker0045]

Actually, a sniper does not have to sit in one spot, if the enemy knows the location of the gun shot then your screwed, so you are gonna move and then take another shot

[@brutusjudas5842]

the shocker0045 , you *occasionally* move. Enemy at the Gates depicts it fairly well.

[@Theshocker0045]

@@brutusjudas5842 mhm, but when you wanna say snipers in games it's different

[@stefanjames7559]

I like how Halo 4 just subtlety throws shade at you for camping, but 40 F*CKING G?!?!?!

[@lazyturtle1343]

Stefan James ITS A LEGITIMATE STRATEGY

[@OsakaLover]

lmao is it bad or good that I read that in the same way that one guy from Red vs Blue said it? xD

[@Severin69]

I hope you're fucking joking.

[@OsakaLover]

The Vicious Chicken of Bristol Why? I love the old RvB seasons, they're still hilarious. Also I love your name, Holy Grail is one of my favorite movies

[@851852093114208513]

If a camper kills you more than twice, you're the one with the problem

[@falconcourt8740]

you forgot the killing yourself in portal 2 by coming back when the villian asks u and jumping into a hole when the villian asks u

[@joosuu1366]

i did it about 5 times

[@CaptainSuperFly797]

FalconCourt I was about to say that. It's called Pit Boss. The description: Show that pit who's boss.

[@cameronmartin9791]

you mean Wheatley

[@punkser]

Ferd Boyd These bots man...

[@azb3124]

That description sums it up perfectly, especially when Wheatley put so much effort into convincing you, I jumped in because I felt sorry for the poor guy

[@hunting_fiver]

dark souls 2, the achievement "this is dark souls" awarded for die for the first time

[@hunting_fiver]

for not putting this on your list YOU FAIL

[@S0renz]

Literally the first achievement I got from that game.

[@billnyethegamerguy4408]

Anarchic Doktor I did that 1 on purpose cuz I knew that I was gonna die anyway

[@JargonMadjin]

Everyone knows about that achievement though, like 99.99% of all DS2 players have gotten it

[@rivenwebsta6281]

follow de way . i got that acheivment falling off a cliff :3. It was particularly funny becase i had wandered off the edge. Not messed up an action or been. Killed by a boss. So it was like. This is dark souls were you will die by cliff XD

[@Karonis124]

I deliberately chose to get the "Good Listener" achievement, I swear. I just wanted to see *how* GLaDOS would kill me, and I definitely didn't actually fall for her diabolical trap.

[@bhull242]

Pnevma Ton'Dason I'd probably be more likely to believe you if you were less defensive about it. Personally, I did it for the achievement.

[@lazerbeams2536]

Pnevma Ton'Dason I got it after I beat the game, I started over for it.

[@Dargonhuman]

Personally, I was just genuinely curious about what would happen. I mean, I figured nothing *good* would come of it, but I wanted to see just how bad it was, and I wasn't disappointed; got a good laugh out of it.

[@katzen3314]

Personally, I didn't do it lol.

[@cameronmartin9791]

begrudge look metal ball your not fooling anyone you totally fell for it HAHAhahahah

[@jesseclark7105]

Portal 2 also had "Pit Boss," which you get for throwing yourself into a spiky death pit because you were told to.

[@SixshotRevan]

I was expecting THAT to make this list over "Good Listener".

[@maximilianreeves6699]

Show that pit who's boss!

[@ericatrent89]

Jesse Clark XD

[@SteveHarlow-j6o]

Barde Kennedy Want COD points? Google ihatethesecomments

[@rulyhyperion8277]

you didnt do pit boss from portal 2 by jumping into a bottemless pit wheatley says you parents, a pony farm, a boy band, an escape ift, and a "triple portal device". the third portal wouldnt even do anything

[@gamesandglory1648]

The third portal would work as it would be one side for either portal the other fore the other .

[@somekindaaltezsearchpls9053]

Hmm, it would probably clone you

[@CodPatrol]

Rulyhyperion82 That was so funny when I played it a few months back. That game was amazing man.

[@Dutch_is_a_Weird_Language]

TF2 has an achievement called 'consolidation price', which is earned when you've got backstabbed no less than 20 times while playing Sniper.

[@DewaKrishna_]

Sterkens Maxim i know that achiev, it's hilarious to get imo

[@Underworlder5]

what about photostroika? (as heavy, provide a freezecam of you taunting while ubercharged) shows you care more about achievements than winning

[@restinpeas1284]

I have put in like 1000 hours into TF2 and since I never play sniper I don't have that one yet.

[@countrybluegrass]

Looks like someone is on bad terms with fun. That's the fundamental point of taunts in TF2 to begin with, to use after killing someone so they'll see it in the killcam shot. That's why they're called "taunts" and not "emotes." They were there for that purpose (that is, since the beginning,) before any achievements related to them were added.

[@Underworlder5]

countrybluegrass i completely understand. i have the achievements for freezecam while taunting as sniper (for some reason got both at the same kill). its just that you are probably expected to actually fight when you get ubercharged and ruin it by taunting instead

[@latebakr]

I went afk to take a shit and got pitchin' a tent

[@yyz8845]

latebkr that is awesome

[@reller82]

same thing happened to me

[@user-cz3yk5qf7m]

latebkr You're not alone

[@latebakr]

i see

[@davidbowie-sama-senpai-sen6748]

I went afk to have a fap and got pitchin' a tent... I thought it knew

[@L1zPl4y]

"I'm not camping, I'm just waiting a second to formulate my battle plan ..." - Love it! :D

[@dasuberkaiser6]

3:44 "It's a legitimate strategy!"

[@willherondale6367]

dasuberkaiser6 I love you

[@willherondale6367]

dasuberkaiser6 RvB?

[@MajorDerpington]

dasuberkaiser6 who is she btw

[@_narrows]

What about Carbon Faceprint(I think that's the name)from CoD: Ghosts? The description: Catch the falling copier with your face. For those who haven't played:It's in an action scene where you're climbing a skyscraper and a copier falls out the window and if it hits you, you get the achievement.

[@taliyeth]

They've already mentioned it in a previous top ten list about achievements!

[@_narrows]

+Victoria Talyarin Oh, thanks. Do you know what it's called?

[@thatonedemonic]

Top (something) funniest achievements you need on your gamercard

[@thatonedemonic]

I think

[@PrinceLeviathan]

I got that. It barely touched me.

[@snowycoffee3609]

Wheatley: That is beyond her edge of hearing! GLaDOS: Look, *Metalball*

[@GizmosMonster]

"You Cant Jump" from Stanley Parable.. made me laugh though

[@bhull242]

Gizmos Monster Me to. The Stanley Parable had some hilarious achievements.

[@jrbviwiz]

Commitment: Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. Go outside: Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years

[@brandonwithnell612]

then theres the literally impossible achievement lol

[@tyrus1235]

I think there's one for exploiting a glitch to get yourself out of bounds from the beggining. There's even some special narration when you do that, too!

[@GamerTreeProductions]

I thought the Payday achievement would be Fish AI, the achievement for throwing a bag of coke into the water.

[@shane1460]

XD me too, I got that one without realizing it was an achievement.

[@TomStapo]

My friend got that for accidently _throwing the bag through both helicopter doors and into the ocean_.

[@ChronoTau]

Zeb Williams Listen fucker, what the hell does COD points have to do with Payday 2?

[@phatraptor]

A Perticularly Drunk Bird I know right

[@clashmanthethird]

Well the achievement name was a joke about COD's Advanced Fish AI.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

In the Rats mission in Payday 2 I've found that most people purposely fail the meth lab part so they can get that part over with because on the hardest difficulty it provides a lot of EXP so they want to be able to repeat it as much as possible.

[@NotChicoAndPico]

Then they must suck...rats isn't that good of a map for exp farming.

[@Quackily]

@@NotChicoAndPico Try holdout 9/9

[@marceletta]

I unlocked the pitching a tent from being afk XD

[@lma0718]

Hahaha so funny

[@lma0718]

And not possible you would have been kicked

[@dadmoo12]

@@lma0718 fuck off

[@egyptspar]

Halo 4?

[@spiddyman0079]

Xkingpredx afc!!!

[@wahlex841]

Fuck me, we needed those damn cooks. I'm going with caustic soda.

[@JamesUnderscoreZero]

FIYAH, FIYAH, FIYAH!

[@Kevin-bs5tv]

sooo, acid?

[@JamesUnderscoreZero]

***** All jokes aside I fuckin hate it when he changes his mind.

[@jacobchildres8261]

Alex Krycek I thought you died in the eighth season

[@wahlex841]

homerheartdonuts 1 Well, Smoking Man is supposed to be dead too. This never stopped him.

[@sneakyninjax1progenji602]

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ

[@BlueGriffin20]

"Get scared by a plant" achievement from Outlast. Not exactly sarcastic, but a harsh to own up too.

[@outsidexbox]

+BlueGriffin20 That's not a real achievement!

[@benjaminyork2707]

Ooooh you got called out!

[@mugundansridhar3835]

I get the reference m8 XD

[@dansaunders1655]

the only time i got scared by a plant was [SPOILERS] Omega Flowey.

[@ventrility3667]

Bl

[@Sinsystems]

You forgot to include the Dark Souls 2 achievement that you get when you die.

[@HanabiraKage]

Which one? "Welcome to Dark Souls"?

[@maybemaeb]

Your journey, it began because you died. Out of your cell you ran and then you died. You pause to catch you breath And die another gruesome death So now you creep around each corner terrified.

[@BrandonGrantSplash]

very true

[@timothymclean]

Well, Dark Souls 2 being Dark Souls, that's not so much "sarcastic" or "makes you feel like an idiot" as it is "I'm surprised it took this long".

[@barcalounger1234]

they did in another video and its not sarcastic... the game creators just put it in for you to learn that dark souls 2 ain't gonna be easy

[@The_King_of_Chefs]

"Oh no, look at him. He's not angry, he's just disappointed." That absolutely cracked me up

[@619Gotenks]

Dark Souls - Die for the first time. Trials Fusion - Get run over by your own bike.

[@Attaxalotl]

Well, it is Dark Souls.

[@danielllitpek2014]

I got pitching a tent in halo 4 by accident. I gave my vote for ragnarok, went off to get a drink and when I came back the match was already going. Then I put on my headset and it plopped up. I was like: "The fuck did I just do?". I didn't even know about that achievement! 😂

[@danielmckee1594]

Daniel LLITPEK Lol it rewarded you for getting a drink

[@punkingx2740]

I got mine by getting a snack and getting sidetracked by a call

[@discountyoutuber6707]

It rewarded you for returning to the game, it is super easy to get distracted when you go to do something. Had COD Ghosts drop me from a game because I went to pee and it started. I wasn’t even gone long

[@Minecraft27Xbox]

I got mine when I was going to the toilet. I think I pretty much stood in the enemy base and I didn’t even get killed... Back when people wouldn’t get the free kill, huh.

[@deadby2534]

Y’all are talking about achievements and I’m focusing on how much I like her Lisa Simpson shirt

[@emilandersen1356]

I am a PC gamer but I love to watch OutsideXbox and PlayStation Access. :)

[@lifeincolour09]

I'm exactly that too.

[@lifeincolour09]

But only Outsidexbox . And it really doesn't matter at all. This channel isn't only about Xbox related stuff.

[@emilandersen1356]

I think they have included games from other platforms too in their videos. This is a great KZbin channel.

[@Anijah2001]

Emil Andersen I'm a PlayStation and a PC Gamer but I still watch these people even though I don't have an Xbox

[@Lord_Deimos]

Same. Both channels have likeable people, unlike some other channels that make me nauseous.

[@duktoralecus761]

What about LEGO Star Wars The Force Awakens "Stormtrooper Syndrome" for missing your target ten times.

[@michaelmay5109]

Duktor Alecus yeah, I got that one easily.

[@StonksNZ]

"Use your powers to protect the citizens of Earth." OutsideXbox: *LITERALLY BLOWS UP A CAR AND LASERS A HUMAN.*

[@lorisbauer9053]

I would like to add the 'Touchdown' Achievement from Fallout 4 to the list 4. You get it for being blown up in to million pieces by a super mutant suicider.

[@SilentCanScream]

4:50 what I find way more hilarious is, that ingame characters will actually mock you if you die by falling off a cliff near them.

[@radvactor8415]

It's not camping, it's tactilely waiting

[@SilentShadowPlay-ming]

Tactically

[@orestisgeorgatos6725]

MC JC exactly

[@ReformedSooner24]

Its not camping. Its simply digging in and going on the defense. After all, a good defense is the best offense 😉👍

[@sploinky2135]

Sporky wooosh

[@someinterneter9372]

Copied

[@troyking464]

What about the achievement you get when you enter Zero Gravity in the Moonraker level of 007 Legends? You get Zero gamerscore. ZERO G.

[@yliasquirryns4637]

Lol G

[@horrorgurke6669]

Get back in that box 5G- Watched an entire outsidexbox Video (Now get a life)

[@Underworlder5]

bronze trophy - regularly watch outsidexbox videos despite being a PS player

[@restinpeas1284]

Boxed In 7G- Watch 10 outsidexbox videos - Your Wife's Box 10G- As a husband, have your wife watch outsidexbox, or being a wife, just watch one yourself. - Boxing Champion 0G- Watch every outsidexbox video to date.

[@FourOverZero]

very mad guy I unlocked that too

[@pepsia6508]

Good taste 4G-watch 10 outside Xbox videos after watching 100 Watch Mojo videos Traitor 1G- Watch 10 PlayStation acess videos after watching ALL outside Xbox videos

[@melahill4257]

Pepsia Gaming Welp, looks like I have that Traitor achievement.

[@Wandergirl108]

I honestly got the GLaDOS achievement on purpose, and wouldn't have gotten it if I hadn't known there was a trophy involved. I also got the Wheatley one on purpose, the one where you jump into the pit you just escaped from because he tells you to. What can I say? I'm a completionist. V_V (BTW, no sarcasm, I truly only did those things for the trophy.)

[@lanematteson4203]

Me too. I have literally every single player achievement

[@jacesman2927]

Well, unfortunately, I'm guilty of falling for that "Good listener" thing!

[@lemin5508]

Conway Kelley fuck off mate

[@DixonYamada737]

Yesterday Payday 2 got an update that added a sort of ingame achievement Its for pressing a button to burn all of your offshore cash The button unlocks at $50,000,000,000

[@RedAssassin]

O rly?

[@jaderabbit898]

Yep and all worth it for an ugly ass picture! :D

[@mrbummble4570]

Detective「Jorge Joestar ||」 50,000,000* I have it at 745,000,000

[@wahlex841]

Wait, wasn't that a requirement for upping infamy rank?

[@mrbummble4570]

Alex Krycek the requirement was to burn all your spending money, your offshore just got 200,000,000 taken out.

[@delivrex]

An "achievement" with '0' G is NOT an achievement and hence the sarcasm.

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

lol

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Kameo Elements of Power has many of those. -_-

[@shadocub]

8:12 He's not dead. He just gave up on trying and is currently coming to terms with his life choices.

[@Psoewish]

This reminded me that I should replay Portal 2 this weekend.

[@eetuhalmela9361]

Thanks for the info

[@Psoewish]

You're very welcome :)

[@tjmoore2356]

sold mine

[@tjmoore2356]

needed crack

[@globness4509]

octoberlarone Ookayyyyyy...

[@PikminandOatchi]

08:05 I could have sworn that was Nathan Drake for a second.

[@pepsia6508]

The Ultimate Braixen same voice actor

[@IbrahimAhmed-jk2cl]

the Bourne conspiracy one is when a pc gamer plays with a controller for the first time

[@thatguy_1097]

ibrahim ahmed Coming from the perspective of a PC gamer, you're 100% right.

[@nemoku1071]

ibrahim ahmed It's also when a console player tries K + M for the first time. We should just all stick to what we're used to. Lol.

[@reonthornton685]

And then there's me who is used to both.

[@douglasaranda2010]

Last time I played console was the game Constantine in PS2, great game, and I was wrecking those demons, also played BLACK and I was better than the owner of the PS2, there was one level that he got 1 health literally, I managed to kill some guys without being hit, get a health pack and finish the level after, never got a console myself, always bought PCs

[@FearDeFreak]

Reon Thornton - ahh you're the Jack of All Trade (but master of none) type

[@bluestar7335]

Shit I realized i got the f in chemistry achievement.

[@cainsoren8963]

On the Xbox or your report card?

[@bluestar7335]

Cain Soren Xbox mate

[@ajpershing8034]

BlueStar it's Bain's fault, it's always Bain's fault.

[@ajpershing8034]

Horatius Wood what?

[@tanith117]

Remember it wasn't you, it was the lvl 22 noob with a suit and ECM.

[@SharklordZerato]

This one's kinda out there but "My God, It's Full of Stars" from the game Contrast is given if you fall into the void during your first time confronted with the possibility of doing so. The part that really stings about getting it is that there's another achievement for making it across the jump on your first try without falling into the void

[@TwilightWolf032]

Camping is the right way to do the job. Imagine a bunch of soldiers running heads first into the enemy territory without any strategy. A single soldier camping could take them out without moving an inch. And that's exactly what happens in online shooters, the campers get the advantage over the stupid flies that keep flying aimlessly on the battlefield. It doesn't help that developers don't make their games more focused on the strategies of wars and fully utilize camping to enhance the experience, but rather make games were you are supposed to be a stupid fly! I don't get mad at campers for each kill they get, I get mad at developers for never addressing this particular mechanic in their games!

[@adonix6621]

TwilightWolf032 Bo3 improved anti camping by making each room 4 way in

[@pepsiipep7842]

Rainbow Six Siege does it right in my opinion.

[@jamesgarrett5858]

TwilightWolf032 Camping itself isn't bad, but when people do it for free kills (damage-blocking wall in the corner of a room with two ways in, where neither of them can get behind you, for example) is when it gets annoying.

[@Underworlder5]

you forgot the fact that real people have real lives to save. this is what i never understood with people trying to justify camping by comparing it with real life

[@ntdonat]

uhmm, thron a granade in there!

[@freddernaut1497]

Said it once, will say it again : how about a episode of ''Times when you were sure you were fighting the final boss when there was an other one lurking in the darkness'' ? Among others, quote MGS Peace Walker, Final fantasy Crystal Chronicle, Super Paper Mario, Fable 1, Bayonetta 1.

[@axlthesnake]

Fred Dernaut and undertale

[@thefunny1359]

Brant DeGroat shit ain't on Xbox Aldo its just shit

[@mychaelslaten3975]

Fred Dernaut every dark souls ever?

[@SneakySkitz0]

Tales of Vesperia comes to mind for me. I wasn't ecpecting Duke to be the actual final boss since I only remember seeing him a few time during the entire game and I don't remember thinking he was a bad guy before then. Unless I completely missed something which is possible. I can't remember which boss I though was the final one before that. It's been years since I played that game. Tales games always go on for longer than you expect though.

[@bluecaptainIT]

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance is another example: you destroy the Excelsus, you think it's finally over and then you get football-ed by an US Senator. Also Nanomachines. Well... Expecially Nanomachines!

[@sethgilbert2340]

Did anyone see that guy in halo who shot a grenade and it bounced back?

[@FateHasWritersBlock]

Whaaaaa?! I loved Max Payne 3!

[@outsidexbox]

Haha, we did too, but it was so long!

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

outsidexbox Is that a bad thing?

[@FateHasWritersBlock]

+outsidexbox That's what she said

[@PhoenixPhil]

he didnt say he didnt like it he said it was too long

[@FateHasWritersBlock]

"Relief that you don't have to play Max Payne 3 anymore" Obvs misunderstood that....

[@italianlovecake]

I knew about Good Listener being a bad choice, but I wanted that achievement!

[@keithrockel410]

I got "Pitching a Tent" on the Valhalla map on matchmaking while contributing. I was using the dmr while crouched near the man cannon on the base opposite the sea/ocean and I sat there like a quarter of the match. It was a pretty good match

[@thatnewguy23]

I remember unlocking the Purple Heart achievement because I was playing on veteran. It all makes so much sense now. Plus veteran is HARD!

[@spudacusgaming8561]

"time to go outside" from pvz gw2. you get it by maxing out one of your characters.

[@karibeauchamp6459]

there's "Huge Success" in Thomas Was Alone for dying 100 times and "Why Are You Like This?" in Superliminal for cloning an apple 100 times ANDDDD "The Dusty Toss" from The Big Con for getting kicked from a moving train

[@Doc41295]

The grassy knoll comment got me.

[@shawnmaclees1506]

Yes, but do any of the games released over the past few years have an achievement of "Is this Mike playing?"

[@CyrusLagom]

I wish...

[@tonimi137]

I am legitimately watching your videos, even these old ones, right now because I feel like utter crap and your videos generally improve my mood. So Andy's comment at the end definitely got a smile. Thanks.

[@austinslaughter319]

the reason why Jason Bourne doesn't look like mat Damon is simply that mat Damon looks nothing like Jason Bourne, Jason Bourne according to the books looks more like what you see in the game.

[@canisqmajoris]

Right, Bourne obviously looks just like Richard Chamberlain.

[@williamedward1666]

9:00 To be fair, that's actually what real life gun fights tend to be like. That's why they last longer than 15 seconds.

[@kyleo91]

I'm a bit surprised 'Pit Boss' from Portal 2 wasn't on the list - Wheatley literally asks you to come back and jump in a pit after he screwed up his elaborate plan to kill you.

[@LavenderSystem69]

I cant be the only person who intentionally earned good listener knowing the consequences ahead of time just for that sweet 100% completion, right?

[@ThatIrishLass]

How about 'No Excuse' from the Sims 4? Yeah, it's not *strictly* sarcastic, but I was pretty embarassed when that got on my cheevo list. (For those not in the know, it's for a character who loses control of their bladder on a lot with five or more bathrooms)

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

The description of the Purple Heart achievement isn't really all that sarcastic. It shares its name with an actual military decoration that was awarded by the president to those wounded or killed in action. "Show courage and persevere" is basically telling you "you can get through this, just keep trying!," not "get good, skrub!" And it's telling you this genuinely. If it was being sarcastic, it would say something like, I dunno, "try not to suck so bad" or "die a million times over until you finally get through it". It would actually be an honor to get this 5G/Bronze achievement, not a bad thing.

[@hollowPoet_]

Also Undertale perseverance soul is purple!

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

@@hollowPoet_ I never made that connection! 😂 But anyways, the Purple Heart is a decorative medal given to soldiers that were wounded or killed in action.

[@PastelVampire]

the only non-bad one is the "purple heart" achievement, since purple represents perseverance. :3

[@discountyoutuber6707]

the buty of song 23 I wonder if they considered that when they made it, it makes sense

[@discountyoutuber6707]

the buty of song 23 I wonder if they considered that when they made it, it makes sense

[@bobstery6288]

You mean it is kinda similar to undertale’s perseverance soul? Purple soul?

[@QuestionableLogic_]

bobstery 7977 stop

[@hollowPoet_]

@@bobstery6288 I agree! Undertale is my favorite game!

[@notsosuperpete1689]

How come you beep the f-bombs that Team OXBOX use, but leave in the ones from in-game dialogue? Always wondered that :)

[@outsidexbox]

Seems funnier that way.

[@notsosuperpete1689]

Heh makes sense!:D Thought it might've been some weird copyright thing about editing game footage or something.

[@ElectricalSwift]

Not how copyright works lol

[@belzyk3dg122]

Why is dark souls 2 "THIS IS DARK SOULS" not on here.

[@harveyquinn3535]

2:27 that JFK reference geeked me out

[@FaithfulHorrorhound]

At least they can say games have snarky humor.

[@w0ahverynice525]

Jason Brown

[@alexocana1865]

Jason Brown Jesus Christ it's... oh, my bad

[@FaithfulHorrorhound]

First, understand the context of the comment, then comment.

[@ninjayajnin]

What about the "Butterhands" achievement in SuperHot VR? When you use an entire mag and hit no one, a sticky note falls down that reads "ButterHands" with a little picture that looks like a dude with paralyzing anxiety.

[@CVL13]

A Call of Duty game giving you sarcastic attitude? The nerve! Is there, by any chance, a sarcastic achievement in the CoD games called "Greatest and most innovative video game franchise of all time"?

[@F0XHunter]

L

[@henryjohnston6452]

Coremensch You must be 10

[@TheDark4light]

Wouldnt that go to doom? or Ocarina of time? Hell Id accept gears of war.

[@CVL13]

Aldrich Leblanc Neither is the CoD franchise.

[@furrywolfy966]

Noob

[@scotchgaming.5438]

Wait what's wrong with Max Payne 3 ??? Games mind blowingly good

[@стрелок-ч7р]

ScotchGaming I'm assuming they're talking about the grind achievements

[@thecaledonian7643]

ScotchGaming The shadows rushed me... go for that achievement and then you're done with the game forever.

[@Antisocial.Cultist]

"Miller! You're okay; thank god. We're going to make them pay for what they've done." Is this World at War or The Phantom Pain?

[@rynebell5362]

I expect to see Welcome To Dark Souls

[@teamatfort444]

CGN- Fan Ryne I don't know because I expect to die at some point in the game so I didn't really feel like a idiot

[@Altoryu]

It's expected for you to die in that game so I doubt it's so much of a sarcastic achievement as it is just showing you that you will be dying a lot in the game. I'd consider it more sarcastic if they gave you an achievement for getting through the entire game without dying from the get go.

[@FourOverZero]

Is it wrong to love you guys and Rob from PlayStation Access?.. If so I don't want to right.

[@emilandersen1356]

Four OverZero I do the same and I don't even own a console :)

[@FourOverZero]

Emil Andersen 😏

[@vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520]

Four OverZero we are all console gamers except for the PC Nazis

[@usagifang]

The camping achievement in halo 4 was the hardest to get. I dont camp but i wanted the achievement. It seemed so easy to do. Just stay in one spot. No. It took me 6 matches to try.

[@WithanIna]

Nice grim fandango shirt. where to get?

[@outsidexbox]

Gametee.co.uk!

[@WithanIna]

outsidexbox thanks so much. I love the game, glad to see its still out there.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

A single calcified tear! ~ TDG

[@willowzshire3701]

Inaqui Loza

[@ChrisThorntonUK]

OMG yes

[@blazep629]

I think you guys forgot the "Gonna Need a Bigger Boat" and "Should Have Swam Faster" ones for GTA V and Mafia 3, respectively. (Become shark/gator chow)

[@Underworlder5]

come on, getting that first trophy took a great amount of psychological effort...

[@bhull242]

very mad guy More than walking into an obvious trap?

[@emilygoodman6779]

4:36 *Vulture*: “Uber Eats, you do not disappoint!”

[@wakemeupinside5526]

Legend has it if you come early outside Xbox will respond

[@theyoutubetraveler4208]

Wake me up Inside but only outside the xbox

[@ValdemarMRLenschow]

It does not seem so

[@ValdemarMRLenschow]

They are propably to scared of stuff.. because it is now international stuff day... and nothing they can do will change that

[@theyoutubetraveler4208]

Valdemar M. R. Lenschow okay?

[@Dargonhuman]

The only thing that happens when I come early is a disappointed wife who has to finish herself. ... Should I be worried that she's been referring to her vibrator as her husband more than me lately?

[@BigSkylar]

I think they should of included the achievement for jumping into the pit from Portal 2

[@loganm881]

The risen achievement should've been fallen

[@cagycylinder6246]

Logan M that's the whole point of a sarcastic title you goosebum

[@Intr0vertical]

How about a Mike achievement?Description reads....You just Miked up the game good job.

[@outsidexbox]

Petition for it to be added to all games.

[@Intr0vertical]

outsidexbox​ I'd sign it.Also who's replying this time?

[@kidaakashaayers5351]

5:35 Oops... I might've fell for that one😹😹 But I didn't rly want to escape the tests were fun and easy

[@FuriousMaximum]

Blazblue: Words hurt, too. Let an opponent get a 5000 health lead on you, and then taunt you.

[@WhammyTime91]

Oh please Jane we all know your Halo skills are legendary. Legendarily bad. But legendary none the less.