90s Time Traveler Discovers Google

[@thermalghost3027]

Man I remember watching this back in the 90s didn’t believe a word he said...now I believe everything he says

[@y2123-l8c]

Me too 😥

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

Ugh, same for all the fortune tellers in the dark ages. So many people got burned as witches when they accurately predicted furries

[@joeysgames1084]

Man I wish I believed the news about the virus

[@davidforlong]

Quick what did he say for 2021

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

@@davidforlong they make another season of game of thrones and its even worse

[@PaulPaulPaulson]

No "The future is dumb"-t-shirts available? Seems like the future is actually dumb.

[@Cash0311]

XD

[@123userthatsme]

@@lemonferret Can confirm. Am present and dumb.

[@pattibookworm7626]

You could make your own!

[@alabalaportocala1290]

666th like, noice

[@TeaBurn]

I want it in a very 90's-esque design.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

To be fair to all of us who don't read the terms and conditions... it doesn't really matter. They pretty much all have a clause saying they can do anything they want at any time and reserve the right to change the ToS as well without notifying you. Simply put most ToS can be dumbed down to "You have no rights, and any rights you do have we will take away from you later".

[@silverletter4551]

It would be good for humanity to abolish these companies altogether.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

@@silverletter4551 While the companies are mostly corrupt and bad, the real issue is the law and how it works for civil court. Simply put any one can sue any one but only the rich have the money to throw at lengthy court cases and to hire private investigators and such to find evidence they need to win. Or you know just make it up... In the case of many Terms of Service they won't actually hold up in court. However the average consumer does not have thousands of dollars to fight a court case over a $50 video game or a $20 toaster that burned their house down. The best most buyers can hope for is a settlement. If the case is bad enough a company might pay you to keep the issue quiet, but no matter the mountain of evidence you'd likely never win out right in court. Or if you did it would cost so much it would never be worth it.

[@marktester5799]

Even my TV asks me to agree to terms and conditions whenever it updates... the internet age is dumb.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

@@marktester5799 Ah yes the age of technology in where you can't get a coffee because your coffee maker is downloading an update.

[@jeffbenton6183]

@@JustaGuy_Gaming Based on what I learned in my paralegal courses, I believe what you said is all or mostly true, and it needs to change.

[@michaelwilson5114]

The Adstronaut even makes the Raid ads worth watching - and thats saying a LOT. -This message brought to you by Raid:Shadow Legends.

[@kennethnwebb]

he makes everything more interesting

[@xcake88]

Ikr

[@brybjarn3358]

Start now for free

[@EddyA1337]

I know man I always skip ads but Ryan knows how to make them watchable and funny

[@RegiRuler]

Internet Historian has the best Raid ads tbh

[@SamanthaMidgleyIsANerd]

“You die in 2004” “How?” *immediately changes topic* He definitely murdered him lmao

[@jayjayx5x1]

Samantha Midgley I think it is implied that it was the crabs he has a lot of.

[@OvSpP]

Murdering that guy seems super easy, barely and inconvenience.

[@equinoxxed_7502]

@@jayjayx5x1 the lore is so deep

[@akn3288]

I think he died in 9/11

[@crowmosome5002]

Khaled Nasry that was in 2001

[@forger42]

It's a testament to how good Ryan George is at this, that I never think of any of the characters as the same person. I don't think I've ever watched any of his videos I didn't like

[@generalsavage4103]

@Eternal-X Entertainment I have a super confused as to what I said

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Your channel either dies a hero, or lives long enough to be sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

[@amp7980]

But money though. money is tight!

[@julianfalken8861]

Why do i see you everywhere?

[@rital3309]

you again..

[@samuelkibunda6960]

@@amp7980 yes sir it is

[@NeoMicy]

But at least Ryan dont lie like the others. He didnt mention the phenominal graphic

[@7thsaga662]

Im just gonna ask; Who made the theme song for this sketch? Love it. It's short and I wanna hear more. Also, great skit.

[@tahatahirijotey3793]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoC2f4dti6ZljqM

[@leroylowe5921]

It sounds very 90s. Which is probably not a coincidence.

[@wuhoolife]

Moriah Elizabeth used to use that theme song

[@thomashanke4857]

@@tahatahirijotey3793 thanks 🙂

[@marclewis5505]

I love it but it kinda sounds more 80s to me.

[@IoEstasCedonta]

"So how is everything in 2020?" "I don't like it very much. The weather stopped making sense, and everyone is intermittent fasting." ...*checks upload date*.

[@KoryFae]

Same, lmao. Ryan sure jumped the gun on making this video.

[@jaredf6205]

@@KoryFae everyone knew it would be bad by the end of February.

[@Ashwagur]

Woh ok yeah this was the beginning of the year

[@michelkhairallah2788]

Ummm actually 2020 was very good for me my grades at school got better it is normal school not online also i got into movies so that was good i am now good at video games I am having my sleep schedule back I got rid of my fear of the dark and i live in Lebanon so everything here is 10 times the price and the salaries are the same

[@pocket1578]

Were we fasting in February? Because so much happened that I can’t remember what that means anymore

[@kadenprows8079]

"But then back rub turns into something much more intense" "That is how back rubs usually play out" 😂

[@baronsengir187]

Also true

[@daviswhite3591]

The "go to" since '92 baby.

[@DudeinatorMC]

Tell that to the girl that rejected me 😒

[@hardwirecars]

@@DudeinatorMC she says sorry but we are very happy together.

[@josharntt]

@@DudeinatorMC Well to be fair you are supposed to ask them if they want a back rub first

[@satyamgupta2182]

"And how much do these services cost?" Let's just say you don't pay...with money.

[@cjhepburn7406]

Let's 'just' say that...lol.

[@cjhepburn7406]

I feel like making people pay without money might be a problem. 'Turns out no, Super Easy...'

[@echothemyth3160]

You pay with the curses, right?

[@PirateKingRoger-x1y]

@@cjhepburn7406 barely an inconvenience

[@jesusmora9379]

radio and tv are also free

[@TheEmeraldSwordMusic]

I'm so glad Ryan decided to put up these old episodes of the 90's Talk Show on his channel! They're so fun to watch!

[@billybegood466]

"60% is more than 0.5%." Hold on, let me Google that. ... Yup, checks out.

[@imvipox9776]

Doing math is tight

[@JoseYTPlayz]

Math is super tight

[@musicbyleandro]

@@JoseYTPlayz wowowowow.

[@JoseYTPlayz]

LEANDRO very tight

[@jakefoxx7978]

That was super easy!

[@orcherastic8102]

"In 1995 only like 0.5% people used the internet, now it's like 60%" Ryan full with confidence: "That's more"

[@ranjankumar2484]

That sums up my observational skills.

[@FabiosTheName]

No no, he's got a point

[@ItsAsparageese]

"It IS!"

[@quoudan1021]

Good work buddy you said what he said whant a cookie?

[@shaymayo6]

hey that was in the first movie!

[@princessaria]

Man, the “Google a number instead of answering the call” thing is too relatable.

[@AiseStyle]

And I thought it was just me.

[@mefirstyoulater]

When 95% of calls are scammers...

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

I wasnt actually aware that was a thing 😅

[@penelopegrier5073]

@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia me either. That’s crazy.

[@dude9318]

@@TheAnimeEncyclopedia yeah i just pick it up or ignore it

[@wolfhawk1999]

Imagine a future with just Ryan, and no Screen Rant...

[@TheAlmightyZing]

I just search for 'Pitch Meeting' once a week because I don't care about all their other stuff flooding my sub feed.

[@Aakash_Goswami1]

I'm not even subscribed to Screen Rant but I've watched so many pitch meetings that new videos automatically appears on my home feed

[@ram3rz]

@@Aakash_Goswami1 same

[@TheWhiskeyDictionary]

@@TheAlmightyZing same!

[@oliverasensio9429]

Beautiful.

[@internationalfailure9997]

Ryan probably made the best advertisement I've seen for Raid: Shadow Legends Still not buying it

[@eiad1251]

It’s free

[@internationalfailure9997]

@@eiad1251 I'm counting the Microtransactions

[@Theron101]

@@internationalfailure9997 fair

[@eiad1251]

International Failure hmmmm I’ll let it slide

[@PixelParanoid]

Watch Radal's

[@FreeStyle786]

I love how the street sign in the background says “BACKFLIP” Random easter-eggs 🐣 are TIGHT

[@jonathanbozarth1787]

This is like this reporter's fifth trip to 2019-20 and he just discovers google?

[@MichaelSBaram]

Maybe it was his first trip you know,. Time travel is complicated...

[@alextrill5829]

Google only appeared in our timeline as consequence of his previous trips, due to butterfly effect.

[@johndoe86135]

@@MichaelSBaram it would have to be at least the 2nd time since he has already looked up when the other guy was going to die

[@MichaelSBaram]

@@johndoe86135 well, aahh, maybe he ahhh yea you're right :(

[@jovalleau]

Knock knock? Who's there? My back, and I need you to get ALLLLL the way off it.

[@timpower4922]

“Google does not pay taxes”. “Oh, holy shit-“ Exactly.

[@bradluthi4697]

News Guy: Why? Report: Cause they make tons of money. News Guy: So shouldn't they be paying a lot of taxes? Reporter: Whoops! News Guy: Whoopsie!!!

[@malta7406]

Wait, are you serious? Are they legally classified as a nonprofit?

[@bradluthi4697]

No with smart lawyers finding a bunch of legal loopholes they can avoid paying a lot of tax money

[@kylemorrison6162]

@@malta7406 no they don't pay certain federal taxes because like Amazon, they technically haven't broken even yet so they don't pay one form of taxes. They certainly do dish out fuck tons of money to the government

[@wikansaktianto9215]

Hmmm...Hmmm...so, a new draft for merchantilism?

[@TaytahniTorra]

He even got the old TV fuzzy screen effect right. The effort this guy puts in👏🏾

[@jmurray1110]

Yeah though I feel an old CTR filter would have been better than some flashing pixels and a green border occasionally showing up

[@1umbreon4life]

Reporter: "It's not ok to call people." News Anchor: "Wow, the future is dumb." Me: "That's my favorite part of this decade."

[@Alex-rh8mr]

Sean Marchant same😂

[@MrMate8869]

Google might give you a call

[@MachineHead783]

Y'all very dumb

[@Jake1702]

I don't answer calls if I don't recognize the number. If I don't, it means I don't know you so it's probably a wrong number anyway. Check the fucking numbers you're dialing before you call them.

[@ineffable_ezra]

And then 2020 did a backflip, snapped health's neck and ruined the year

[@foxlyticalxd2562]

Wow.

[@ilovenoodlesoup]

Alya???

[@thealaskancamper8439]

Barely an inconvenience

[@anmoljhamb8775]

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE, TELL MEEEEEE

[@anmoljhamb8775]

@@JoseYTPlayz THANKS!

[@Usaman50]

“2020 sucks” It’s about to get a whole lot suckier

[@mingzeyyy8574]

Little did they know...

[@Brandonhayhew]

2021 is just another dumpster fire

[@namesAdversity]

69th likw

[@aristizle8797]

2020 never ends.

[@TylerTMG]

@@Brandonhayhew i live watching them

[@inst4rmin.x4_onYT]

"... Metaphorical pies" - "they make those in the future" lololol

[@ScionStorm1]

Google make pies? No but they tried making Glass. Wait- whut? Google Pi is just a matter of time.

[@tobyharris4777]

I mean blackberry pi already is a thing

[@youresohot1392]

@@ScionStorm1 Google pie is android 10 tho

[@Ty-vj4wg]

@@tobyharris4777 There is also the raspberry pi.

[@kallsar]

Wait the pie is also a lie???

[@jerryjones8470]

"Then backrubs turn into something more intense" "That usually is how backrubs play out"

[@graphaite9876]

“And I definitely have CRABS.” ouhf.

[@aionicthunder]

Well, we should probably ban them. They are menaces to society

[@Custerd1]

Having crabs is TIGHT.

[@soupcake3092]

@@aionicthunder I second the ban on crabs. I am also going to denounce Venice.

[@aionicthunder]

Mark Strouthes I denounce you

[@lancechristopherlelis210]

fun fact: that's how he died

[@WiloPolis03]

*"I find everything almost instantly using something called-"* Half expected him to say NordVPN.

[@drewwelbourn3961]

It could have been a great segue after the part about Google collecting your data. "Yes, they collect all this data but there is this thing called NordVPN..."

[@Sienisota]

NordVPN is tight.

[@cjhepburn7406]

Even the mighty Ryan George has...bills!

[@georgelinford5576]

If this is wasn't already sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends I would expected the same

[@henrymarckisotto9025]

I love how him dying and ignoring telling him how has become a running joke

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

I love how all these end with the host saying "oh holy shi-".

[@elymoore4528]

Eh, it's barely an inconvenience...

[@IKnowThisSoundsGayBut]

The music played in my head after reading this.

[@bluefletcherfish]

News casters always swore on TV in the 90s, remember?

[@Luigiman-rc9fi]

@@bluefletcherfish No, I don't remember. I'm 15 :)

[@ellariel7457]

Tayce Sells LOL And *you're* half MY age, kid ... The realm of missed references between us would fill Encyclopedia Britannica ... if it had still existed in your lifetime.😂😂😂 No worries. Just because the future is dumb doesn't mean that I think the people who came in along the way are as well. Hope you feel the same about those of us who fell to Earth in days of future past. 😉 ✌🏼 Peace out, ✌🏼 dude. 😂

[@xahal]

"Accept these 1000 pages terms of services to signin" "barely an inconvenience"

[@LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn]

...and end up bein' part of a human Centi-Pad!

[@007dalal]

Wow wow wow

[@anitapreciosa2830]

Googling unknown phone numbers before answering is so me. First time I feel Ryan is making fun of me... and I am laughing along!!

[@novafilm5644]

How is this guy so fucking good at making me feel disappointed and hysterical at the same time

[@osamabukhari7504]

I'm sure it's cuz of his glasses

[@madeofsteel23]

“Then he did a back flip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day”

[@obuIisk]

Nice

[@ra-eesdaniels35]

What pitch meeting is that

[@waterlemonandfriends]

@@ra-eesdaniels35 It's from one of Ryan's videos, "the first guy ever to write fiction" or something like that.

[@sidecharacter3193]

Another

[@Ezper-2099]

Maybe he died because HE was the BAD GUY *duh*

[@Purpleturtlehurtler]

The running joke about the host dying in 2004 is my favorite.

[@lotusleila5281]

Your "it's the nineties" is so convincing I tell ya, I'm loving it

[@camelopardalis84]

I mean, he was alive through all of them. All of the nineties.

[@runthenumbers9698]

@@camelopardalis84 Yeah, that's the first decade that I 100 percented

[@camelopardalis84]

@@runthenumbers9698 Me too. 1984 woman.

[@marie-helenemartel7147]

"Isn't that a canadian cookie brand?" Ah les Goglus... Your québécois is showing Ryan. Je suis fière de te compter comme compatriote, sérieusement. 😁

[@ShoutingDerek]

You know, I was wondering if he was, considering his great french accent in his travelling video Now I know he's one of us!

[@Simonporter89]

One of us!! ONE OF US!!!

[@marie-helenemartel7147]

@@ShoutingDerek yes, and we shall be proud

[@c.g.silver8782]

Well I suspected before he said as producer guy that he wants to buy Canada that RG is Canadian (not long ago practically confirmed in the human sacrifice sketch). And I'm not Canadian :) but last time I liked a KZbinr's humour so much was Jon Lajoie and for some reason Ryan reminded me of him :D

[@Simonporter89]

@@c.g.silver8782 Jon Lajoie! That hit my nostalgia bone hard

[@MandyGBX]

Time Traveling Reporter: Also, there are people wearing masks for some reason. Not sure exactly why. Also, I have a sore throat. Talk Show Host: I'm sure it's fine. See you back in 1995!

[@blackmber]

Time travelling reporter doesn’t get to go back to the 90s for a while, or maybe ever

[@MentalAmanda]

Apparently my Ryan George addiction is out of control because my 9 year old uses your catch phrases at least a dozen times per day. Always makes me smile. Thanks for giving us something to bond over and enjoy !

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

I absolutely love The 90's Talk Show. This is the kind of fair and honest reporting you just can't find anywhere else.

[@Alteori]

You can plan arguments as you're having them 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wait Google's name used to be back rub? 😐

[@kamenanew9867]

Yep, started off creepy ah, ended up creepy af.

[@firstNamelastName-ho6lv]

Everything makes sense now

[@djarcas]

This has to be the only channel - ever - I actually enjoy watching the ads on.

[@mohsinakram1998]

Daniel thrasher?!?

[@jibrael5705]

Nux Taku???

[@Half_Finis]

@@mohsinakram1998 dude I found him like yesterday and I totally agree!

[@nii_amart]

"win arguments as you're having them" Best use of Google

[@RustinChole]

When a guy is so good I watch his ads. Sometimes he makes them hilarious. “I am ruthless!”😂

[@HeathenMaiden]

Loved the AltaVista reference! That was definitely my search engine of choice back in the '90s. It's fun to think back on those early innocent years when the Internet was still so new and exciting and unknown. It felt like you were kind of in a secret club, those few of us worldwide who were brave enough to venture into this technology.

[@josiahreynolds7501]

I like how the top of the sign in the background has “backflip” written on it

[@EeekGeek]

Logan Shaw no actually the stop sign did a backflip snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

[@J.Stevens.]

You definitely need to do another one now. There's so much that has happened.

[@awesomeruben]

Hopefully it will be super easy barely an inconvenience

[@user-mh9od2hl5w]

"People don't like picking up the phone in 2020" you got me on that on

[@hoyquarlow6908]

"on that on" apparntly school tsts and tir lists mad vryon forgt th lttr ""

[@bigal6274]

"It's not okay to call people" Seriously thought, it's 2020, don't be calling me.

[@cjhepburn7406]

Amen...and if I don't pick up plz send me a text. 'Then u might figure out what I'm trying 2 rinse u 4, that's never gonna happen.' Ok then.

[@eugenecbell]

You can text me, unless you are family I’m not going to answer.

[@MachineHead783]

dumb x2

[@danhoppy5517]

I thought it would be super easy to call people, barely an inconvenience!

[@NaruSanavai]

@@MachineHead783 So, you'd really rather have a phone call that wastes 10-20 minutes of your time over something mundane? Now, that, is dumb.

[@waerden]

Ryan: Today we have a sponsor and it’s- Me: just the usual... Ryan: Raid: Shadow Legends *BRUH*

[@samssoniv]

Ryan, I have been going through rehab after a bad car wreck last September and finding your sketches have made it easier. You make me laugh and smile! thank you thank you thank you!

[@kingbronco1015]

When are we getting a Pitch Meeting for Time Travelling Reporter Guy: The Movie?

[@nicolai6257]

Would've been a great april fools video

[@thesoupin8or673]

...And then the Time Traveling Reporter Guy did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day!

[@worlds1ep3enthusiast92]

It's been delayed due to Covid-19

[@Cyberlisk]

01:25 To be fair, Google does indeed distribute a lot of cookies.

[@bigbrainproductionsandthei7675]

Ryan George: Raid Shadow Legends *YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE*

[@patriceperry8784]

Other channels not yet sponsored by Raid: Hello There

[@EddyA1337]

lol

[@Atomix50972]

ADzhahahaha

[@MastaSmack]

Someone chose...poorly.

[@GM15_Official]

You've become the very thing you swore to destroy

[@masterjedi343]

"So you got a movie idea for me?" "YES SIR I DO - RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!" "Is that the entire pitch...or?" "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!"

[@barrythegoon]

Can't wait for the raid shadow legends anime

[@darthtroller]

😂😂😂

[@ryanjohnson3861]

@@barrythegoon same apparently it will be very good

[@dorsa8250]

@@ryanjohnson3861 it will it's going to be animated by the best studio in japan after all

[@Aussie-boi]

Why are you pitching a phone app to me? Because money! Oh ok then :)

[@toxicprophetking]

That was the first raid ad anybody ever anywhere has watched all the way to the end . Ever. Thanks Ad-stronaut!

[@Jarsia]

2:20 I felt that. But to be fair I've just started answering and if it's a telemarketer I just hang up and block the number.

[@gogeterdone]

To be fair, alot of those strange calls don't leave messages so it's pretty justified.

[@FuburLuck]

They are using spoofed numbers. It's not the one they are calling from. You are blocking some random person's number, who hopefully will never need to call you, like the HR desk at some company you apply to.

[@Jarsia]

@@FuburLuck so if I go all Led Grossman on them, can i get them to remove my number from their list?

[@ScionStorm1]

@@gogeterdone my policy is if I don't recognize the number I ignore and wait for a voicemail or text follow up. If they don't bother with either then it must not have been a call worth answering anyway.

[@FuburLuck]

@@Jarsia When you answer the phone, your phone number gets listed as a 'live' number. That means they will call back (probably from a new spoofed number), knowing that their is a person using the line that will pick up, so at least they will get the chance to rattling off their speel, so at least one step closer to making a sale. They will then sell their phone list to other scammers, with yours being worth more because it's 'live'. Congratulations, you are making other scammers want to call you more by picking up the phone for unknown numbers. Legit people will leave a message.

[@silverstrike1575]

show runner: is using google hard? time traveler: "no its super easy barley a inconvenience"

[@CoriLane3060]

“So that’s a no on the cookie than” “That’s is a no” His voice makes everything funny😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@astrobookwormsinger]

You need to do one of these about Mindvalley, Headspace, and all these seemingly overly helpful apps for mindfulness and living life to the fullest and all that

[@BBoy4040]

Damn I have lost every KZbin channel I love to Raid: Shadow Legends.

[@ScionStorm1]

"You may have heard of it if you've been on wwwdotyoutubedotcom"

[@notsocube8452]

When he said: "the future is dumb." I felt that

[@trevortiernan8510]

You almost convinced me to play raid shadow legends.. me: whoops. You: Whoopsie

[@ThatSlovakGuy]

The guy that did a backflip and snapped bad guys next: Oopsies poopsies

[@singleasasin]

[installs Raid Shaddow Legends] ... [Radi Shadow Legends] : Wanna get a better hero ? ... Welcome to the world of micro-transactions 😂😂😂

[@aciooica4469]

Or wait a few months...

[@dorsa8250]

i can't wait for raid shadow legends anime adoption it will be lit

[@singleasasin]

@@aciooica4469 , as a friend of mine said : "nah, dog ! Tey do that sh!t from day one !" 🤣🤣🤣

[@singleasasin]

@@dorsa8250 i have mixed feelings about that event 🤣

[@christinacascadilla4473]

Wow, putting this out and February 26, 2020, you had no idea how dumb the future would get.

[@sladewilson9741]

At least when you took that juicy RAID money, you made me crack up.

[@mr.person4050]

The timeline must be really messed up in the Ryan George universe.

[@Saint_nobody]

It's a side effect of having two first names.

[@RealCaptainAwesome]

February 2020 was decades ago.

[@Doctor4077]

"What do they use this amazing power for?" Me: porn "Lots of, a WHOLE lot of pornography." Me: called it

[@blakegibbo8606]

Lol same

[@Haannibal777]

Porn is an early adopter in almost every technology. Take a guess what people used the printing press for when it was first invented?

[@dewey7543]

Haannibal777 printing

[@nathanairman9991]

Lol

[@samiraperi467]

And cat videos.

[@jameslomax8297]

Time traveller discovers Ryan George: *The future is epic!*

[@KohenBlassingame]

James Lomax if he dies in 2004 and I was born in dec 2004 I might be station guy reincarnated

[@ilikepigeons6101]

@@KohenBlassingame I'm also born in 2004, this proves the point of Ryan George clones' existence . I guess were all Ryan George clones

[@KohenBlassingame]

I LiKe PiGeoNs u are a scholar my friend genius

[@michellebobier4471]

“ The future is dumb.” At the time he made this video, Ryan didn’t know the half of it

[@phil2160]

*People in the comments* : But why is the video sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends ? *Ryan George* : Because *People* : That works

[@ytmikelol]

Because money

[@tokyworld]

@@ytmikelol if anyone deserves to get paid is ryan george.

[@leroylowe5921]

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this!

[@tajicbladeofthelegion5474]

@@ytmikelol Oh, I like money!

[@briant7265]

It's super easy.

[@jordankent3701]

Did anyone even notice the time traveller is on Backflip St? Lmao

[@jamesanderson6373]

*traveler

[@hiimdanii]

@@jamesanderson6373 where im from, traveller*. Shut the fuck up, people spell things differently around the world.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

So he had this 90s Eurodance cassette tape blasting "I got the power" and "Rhythm is a dancer" at full volume, ruining people's day. So what'd you do? I nicked the bad guy's Snap! and saved the day.

[@SimoraCheeks1]

LOL thank you for pointing that out!

[@jordankent3701]

@@jamesanderson6373 I'm from Australia and we spell it like that here so...

[@tarakmax3620]

I love how the sign in the background says backflip

[@toasteduranium]

3:07- “metaphorical pie. They make those?”

[@antonnym214]

I didn't know Google doesn't pay taxes! That was a "Holy shi.." moment for me, too!

[@DuraDigi]

Not many big corporations do.

[@marktester5799]

I don't want to defend Google, but the "[insert giant company name here] pays no taxes" is an ill-informed statement. There are multiple kinds of taxes. What people sometimes mean is that the company pays no corporate income tax. Other taxes include the payroll tax, sales taxes, property taxes, and local/state taxes. Corporate income tax is levied against *profits* the company makes during a given year. Profits don't include employee, CEO, President, etc... salaries and bonuses. All the rich people in the company still have to pay personal income tax on whatever monies they get from the company each year. Those personal income tax filings are not available to the public.

[@tyrongkojy]

Eat the rich.

[@jackmorgan8931]

@@marktester5799 Just add that those "corporations" are "legal fictions," i.e., corporate "persons" and you are one of the few people I have ever "met" here in the nonphysical reality of "social media" who knows about "taxes" and that's why politicians can and do so easily play both sides against the middle when talking about "tax" cuts and "tax" breaks and "tax" increases 'cause they can mean anything they want it to mean depending on their targeted audience and now I am ranting.... Mark, stay safe and be well and "Bravo"!

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

Somebody learned about quotation marks for the first time about a month ago and got a little carried away...

[@dygon7663]

Ryan's "oh my god" gets me every time 😂

[@majorknight859]

IKR 😂

[@wolfgang2477]

“That’s more” killed me😂😂

[@vedanshbudhia8148]

"wow so what do these people use this great power of the internet for?" "A whole lot of pornography."

[@starwave9476]

You are the best things come out of my, or our, generation in a long time together with Oiland Rogers with Final Space, keep it up man!

[@purplepizza2159]

Its finally 2020 i cant wait for time traveling reporter the movie, ive always wondered how he got those glasses

[@mr.freedom3068]

So did the reporter got his leg back because if not that would not be super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@FizzleFX]

1:30 actually google DOES have cookies!

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

That Time Traveler must have been January 2020, He sure dodged a bullet there!

[@little_bean6591]

January 1st probally

[@АртемДерещук]

Imagine him bringing COVID to the past.

[@quinnschiano8542]

You should make a “first guy to ever ask for an autograph”, I could explain more but I assume that you can go off of that idea alone, it is pretty self explanatory. I really think this is a good idea but I sought that you will see this comment

[@nickvliet4614]

"can I have a scribble that represents your name? it's worth a lot of money I've decided."

[@fournierman]

"Can you sign your name on this photo of yourself? It will make people think I am friends with you."

[@zoeishahaha]

"Hey Celebrity Guy, can you write your name on this piece of paper?" "Oh why, is it a school assignment?" "Oh, no no no. I just want you to write your name on this paper so I can show it to my friends and say that I met you."

[@jilly6765]

@@zoeishahaha "Why can't you just tell them you met me?" "They wouldn't believe me" "Why not?"

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@jilly6765 cause nobodies like to lie about knowing famous somebodies. And unless you have proof you know a famous somebody you are just a lier. You could also just take a picture with me

[@Fogmeister]

The last video from the before times 😢

[@SHIZZLE71]

*Gotta love “The Future Is Dumb” video from Ryan* 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@KamikazeN0w]

BLANKAR it’s the 90s

[@Lemochii]

"But in 2020 its like 60%" "Thats more!" "It is!" Ye it is😂

[@roadhouse39]

no lie was shocked to find out only 60% of people use the intent

[@whatup4055]

I love this guys video because the content is good and the sponsors aren’t boring. I don’t know how he does it.

[@humanperson8732]

"I think I have a platypus lying around. And I definitely have crabs." Well played Ryan, well played.

[@cornishphilosopher]

"You die in 2004." "How though?" "Anyway, "

[@Pastor_Madeline]

What a difference a month makes...this video was uploaded Feb 26th. We need an updated 2020 future video!

[@arazrealtheforgotten3795]

Future reporter: "You die in 2004" 90's reporter: " Oh my God, could you tell me how?! Future reporter: (skips to next subject) 😂😂😂

[@cdh79]

someone made a backflip, snapped his neck and saved the day...

[@MFCMG23]

Thanks I did watch the video

[@arazrealtheforgotten3795]

@@MFCMG23 just pointing out how funny that part was to me. That's all. That's what the comment section is for right?

[@steelrz44]

Making obvious comments is "Super Easy' Barely an Inconvenience"

[@PeaceLoveAndGuns]

EULA: We will take your first born son. ME: Super convenient. Barely and inconvenience.

[@vladquebec]

For those of you who don't know, the Canadian cookie brad is "Goglu", they're mostly local to Québec.

[@cristhianmlr]

I expected Ryan to integrate his RAID SHADOW LEGENDS add into the actual sketch. Dissappointing me was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@unbeknowistsoul6099]

"People search up the numbers on Google instead of answering them" That's me right there lmfao I'm scared to pick up the phone call I don't recognize xD

[@Simonporter89]

Dept collectors as well my friend? 😅

[@EddyA1337]

I don't like it either. For me it's not because of debt collectors I'm just afraid that if it's a number I don't recognize that isn't an obvious spam call it'll me like, bad news or something, idk kind of hard to explain. I really wish mobile carriers could put a stop to robocalling right now. RIGHT. MEOW. MEOW

[@JJDemon]

People search numbers that call them. Instead of picking up the phone...It's not ok to call people.......So true.

[@dolphinpower1107]

the scariest thing about the future is raid shadow legends

[@ffflikesmarvel7497]

I see why Ryan hates the 21st century now