A Completely Accurate Summary of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3

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[@Williaso]

RIP Bob Barker, August 26, 2023

[@christophercarey165]

You killed him will

[@nuclearreactor395]

will how could you, why did you kill him

[@liamkalfayan9770]

WTH will

[@Outlaw_Actual11b]

Will WTF how could you do this

[@VictorYang96]

The price is wrong

[@onion7067]

"I adjust my FOV" *screams in pain and horror as his eyes retract into his skull*

[@thatrandomguy8157]

I feel like Call of Duty is gonna make Williaso forget how to open doors

[@Racecarlock]

He should play deus ex so he remembers.

[@MikoDraw]

I’m a time traveler here from December 16, 2023 and yep, MW3 ‘23 is about the same as you expected. Also Spider-Man 2 is pretty great, crazy how they did Venom.

[@hushravelle]

hello, time traveler from December 17, 2023. Don't trust this person, MW3 '23 was great and you should enjoy it before the aliens wipe out humanity

[@Separikakku]

I'm time traveller from 2025 and the aliens didn't wipe us out since their immune systems couldn't handle the common cold

[@luggystykz]

yeah spider man 2 was good but i just feel like venom throwing so many racial slurs at miles was a little too much tbh. loved the sex scenes tho.

[@datonreed2329]

Screenshotting lmfao

[@MindfulGP]

So it’s shit?

[@h3r0ofhyrule]

Will, I don’t mean to alarm you… but the C in AC-130 stands for coconut

[@bruh69694]

Attack coconut 130

[@rogue_sebass8770]

The coconut nut is a giant nut...

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

​​@@rogue_sebass8770 "coconut nut"?

[@johnnycraft4583]

Bro, reall missed opportunity for "spay and pray, but I'm gay".

[@Williaso]

Is it really a missed opportunity if I'm not gay?

[@johnnycraft4583]

@@Williaso yes, cause everyone has done some gay stuff in their lifetime

[@Beardieee]

@@johnnycraft4583 What does this even mean lmao

[@johnnycraft4583]

@@Beardieee you know what this means Theodore

[@CherryBotV2]

@@johnnycraft4583 True

[@NaiveChicken]

19:17 if you are curious as to why frost wasn't there, its because he was doing his own solo mission on a jet ski (its a spec ops dlc mission)

[@cacbishop]

bruh the spec ops arent canon. in other specops missions like hostage taker, the end of the mission doesnt alter the campaign whatsoever

[@Krosstic]

@@cacbishopWho tf cares either way

[@cacbishop]

@@Krosstic because the guy you are playing as half the campaign disappears for no goddamn reason

[@DrkTheNewGuy]

​@cacbishop It's pretty convincing that's frost tbh, since overlord addresses the player as "Metal 0-4" which is frosts call sign. In the dlc mission, Frost works his way to the mines to plant a dsm that will self destruct the cave, and near the very end of down the rabbit hole the mine starts collapsing. I don't know though, maybe this is just some weird coincidence of the devs did this on purpose since they never (or atleast I never heard) specifically said if some dlc is Canon or not

[@crazedmimic]

"Its the canvas from Fallout 76 bags" has to be the deepest cut i've heard in a long time

[@the1andonlybelac]

Bro didnt give the helicopter uber the MUCH deserved 10/10 for not crashing

[@andrewowens4421]

I guess he was so confused about it _not_ crashing that he forgot to give it a raving review.

[@scarthumb7835]

The first time MW3 allows us to open a door on our own, we die. It was protecting us, and we didn't know

[@boxfoxscoot1614]

the subtitles looking like cod ones is a nice touch

[@Beardieee]

You better appreciate the extra effort from our local colorblind youtuber

[@johnixburriis]

Love that little Rainbow Six Siege joke in the first mission

[@jer103]

Modern Warfare 3 was one of the three Call of Duty games I've bought/played. (Black Ops 2 and Advanced Warfare were the other 2) So, this was a trip down memory lane...

[@greendragon8396]

can we all appreciate williaso being one of the best KZbinrs thank you for giving all something to laugh about.

[@AlqhemyA]

Yeah, gives me big Mitten Squad videos

[@nuclearreactor395]

I like how it’s barely been a week since this video came out and now Bob Barker is actually dead. RIP Bob Barker he shall forever be immortalized in this MW3 vid

[@metalclawsteelheart]

20:00 the worst part is, that transition loops the whole thing so everyone can just get shot as many times as you want

[@PumpkinPain]

"I think all Trans people just have a shit diet" *Me sitting here eating nuggets for breakfast* ... true

[@mattiemcdoink8445]

Me who just got done scarfing down an entire Little Caesar's Hot and Ready... Why you gotta call me out like this?

[@michaelkirschner7471]

There’s actually Estradiol in the blue Baja Blast

[@mattiemcdoink8445]

@@michaelkirschner7471 Why does ***this*** have to be how I find out I'm immune to E? I drink a ton of Baja and I'm still a hairy Bara built like a fridge. Fuck.

[@spiral7576]

Only ate a protein bar and fries so far today

[@PumpkinPain]

@@spiral7576 Thats me normally, the nuggets was just a lil extra

[@baadwlf3798]

considering how much Williaso loves QTEs he should do a summary of the 2013 Tomb Raider

[@dashythefoxxo6453]

As a trans person I love all the trans jokes lol

[@MrMegaMetroid]

"I looked straight at em and the RPG goes 'nah, lets go somewhere else'" The call of duty® Modern Warfare™ experience... Doesn't matter which entry. Will the rpg take down the enemy hind? Lets spin the wheel to find out!

[@andrewowens4421]

RPG? More like _RNG._

[@MrMegaMetroid]

@@andrewowens4421 fr tho

[@johnprice4847]

a couple of corrections: 1. the sas mission in the subways was in london, not paris 2. soap does in fact die from the knife wound being reopened because of the fall. the wound you're keeping pressure on is literally the same one from the second mission

[@Williaso]

No, it's not the same wound. I double-checked. It's a different place. As for the SAS mission, look at the screen when I say Paris

[@Romrojal]

@@Williaso wierdly enough According to the wiki and even a plot summary in Wikipedia, Soap does die because the wound reopened and he bled out. I guess the reason Yuri puts pressure on his lower part is because if it was done on the area where he did get stabbed there would be a lot of clipping given Yuri's hands would go through Soap's webbing gear.

[@Williaso]

@@Romrojal Which means either the Wiki or the game is wrong lol

[@Romrojal]

@@Williaso I mean it's COD, someone fucking up somewhere isn't all that shocking. And I'm saying this as someone who liked the first 2 games and the expansion for the first as well as the OG modern warfare and modern warfare 2 and Black Ops 1-Cold War (Disregarding 4 since A) no plot and B) Fuck battle royale modes)

[@frxn211]

​@@Romrojali mean, it just showcases how MW3 was a very rushed and poor way of tying things up in a way-- fitting because until 2019 everyone hated this damn game lmao

[@dienkhungtung]

really like the addition of subtitles. Please do it from now on xD

[@a_rice_bowl3663]

I’m scared, what would constitute for 1 star Uber for Will

[@irishfox09]

12:20 with the pov and the hands it looks like your aggressively pissing on the enemy

[@pyrosomebody]

Love watching the live streams and then seeing what gets put into the script

[@AlbeitBasilisk]

"Why would I be unable to see people in a sandstorm expect a flashlight, game is so shit"

[@Williaso]

You act like designing a firefight in the middle of zero visibility conditions isn't an active choice they could've chosen to not do.

[@AlbeitBasilisk]

@Williaso yeah and it's interesting, unlike the nvg fire fights where using tbe nvgs are basically pointless.

[@Williaso]

@@AlbeitBasilisk it was not. Sitting behind a single piece of cover and shooting at lights while you don't move is the opposite of interesting combat design.

[@hambo4579]

shooting lights is interesting?@@AlbeitBasilisk

[@xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

Maybe their eyesight is bad. They said AC-130 missions are blurry, like it's so bad that it's hard to play.

[@HistoryMonarch1999]

It’s so funny the game just assumes Russia rolled through Poland. I wanna believe that went around because they didn’t wanna deal with that insanity cause the war would’ve ended right there

[@filthyshoggoth]

Right. Because not being invaded and occupied is totally Poland's thing.

[@HistoryMonarch1999]

@@filthyshoggoth talking about modern Poland. Mr “please give me an excuse for article 5”

[@DrkTheNewGuy]

*Let's just imagine Mw3 is living in an alternative universe where Russia is a military power, only then it would make sense*

[@cmnbillybob9127]

Tali was hilarious also I think the thing in GI joe if I am know which one it is the Rods from God I do recommend reading about it also it is used in the intro of COD ghosts

[@foxgaming1084]

17:49 griefar Jesus theme plays

[@silent7637]

He decided to make other people suffer in a different game rather than torturing mato for the 100th time

[@Empress-Sky-of-Brynn]

I'm convinced that Call of Duty is the video game version of that Dungeon Master who railroads the campaign and only lets his super cool, not self-insert, DMPC do all the cool stuff

[@PrinceSheogorath]

I would but Tali as many crunch wrap supremes as it takes to successfully gaslight Will into believing Halo 5 has good story elements

[@FSGTACHANKA]

This dood sounds like he never been happy in his life

[@Beardieee]

I've seen him happy a few times!!

[@grouchz1130]

bro reviewed the most PTSD-inducing COD in the funniest way possible

[@xXREDACTEDGAMERZXx]

Ngl the mission where you fly in on a black hawk and land on the beach and you use rocks as cover makes that mission modern d-day

[@adrianoferreira5846]

9:30 i dont know if some pepole know this, but you dont need to kill that 2 guys, just hit the melee and you will kill the dog and that 2 guys will be dead

[@ShadowMark3_]

14:33 I hope thr original devs see this part and this part alone.

[@Guessnought]

Its incredibly funny to see that flashback scene of wounded Yuri stumbling through the airport, sped up.

[@itsterra9381]

I feel so spoken to with the baja blast

[@pdq114]

I remember when I didn't like that Russians are evil or bad in video games or movies. I miss those days

[@saibot1246]

I am sure for the tumnail of MW4 in 2028 it will be an hologram or a ghost of Price if the trailer of 3 doesn't lie

[@nickwilson3399]

9:30 As a trans girl, that is 100% accurate, I'm omy to the dollar tree to stock up on cheetos, pepper jack cheese and caramel chocolate lmaoooo

[@Adam_TG]

This was definitely wasn't on Veteran because he didn't die every 3 seconds

[@Williaso]

Or maybe I'm just really good

[@Adam_TG]

True

[@ilikespoons1]

Fo76 canvas joke is deep cut old joke and I approve.

[@JayFochs1337]

2:40 too easy! Spray and Slay

[@Creen_Crayon]

2:34 if he were atheist it’d be spray and science or something idk I’m also agnostic

[@Beardieee]

Agnosticism and atheism pretty closely align on that. Agnostics just say they are open to proof of a higher power

[@SpartanWolf047]

Rest In Peace Bob Barker

[@crafter3355]

Darude sandstorm, god the halo 2 videos were so long ago it feels like I just went on a memory trip

[@filthyshoggoth]

That's not where the canvas for Fallout 76 bags went, that's all sitting in the basement closet of the neckbeards who cry about the bag quality for their plastic toy helmet, collecting dust. Back in my day, you got a nylon bag with GTA4, and you LIKED it.

[@chubmastachan]

6:52-7:14 What? What was the joke!?!?!

[@thedayzgod]

love these

[@christophercarey165]

12:17 one week later. Well that didn’t take long

[@cjhawk002]

I literally watched this the day after Bob Barker died-

[@diegeticfridge9167]

Calling out rdr2 for a lack of player freedom is crazy 😭

[@confidential837]

6:54 Makarov:"No ni-"

[@Michel-hq7kb]

I’m a time traveler from 2026, sm2 has been revived and we’re on our third dlc

[@arizona-hunter6684]

Two Stars is my favourite joke in the video.

[@masterridley8593]

You had me at, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

[@arkgamer153]

The moment I heard the music I was like GRIEFER JESUS

[@tankman839989]

4:43 hearing this now, is comedic because of all the stuff that’s been happening with Boeing

[@Williaso]

It's been happening for a while. Obviously more relevant lately but we were making fun of Boeing covering stuff up at the time too

[@AnonymousPhantom3]

There’s no way he referenced rainbow six siege while playing COD 💀

[@ActrosTech]

"Macaroni", "Dont Drop", "Lesbian Hentai" & "Bob Barker's Game Show" names just had me going through the video alone, talk about creative nicknames man.

[@Anwyn58]

1:28 big hot thing joke missed Roth there

[@Nsc385]

Amazing how they did venom 5

[@OmegaCT55555]

6:50 we don’t talk about Belgium in this moment

[@Edge66628]

I love that his name is red.

[@coltonbarnes7861]

Bob Barker died 8 days later, thats what you call dramatic irony RIP Bob Barker

[@smilingnid4276]

My diet isn't shite, at least half the time.

[@jacineyatrakos3149]

Will as a trans fem I can confirm we do have a shit diet as in university I lived off of energy drinks and chicken mayo wraps from the canteen at my uni

[@CLNCJD94]

Oh I didn’t realize Tali was a trans woman, when did that happen?

[@Williaso]

As long as I've known her

[@CLNCJD94]

@@Williaso neat, now I know how to better address her in the future. Thanks for the CAS of Tali.

[@Louis-LeBeau]

Soap is just "Dont drop"

[@Arnatta336]

Im a time trabelef from 1993, doctor sam becket

[@purple-eyessilverdrago6895]

If you wanna be technical, there is a helicopter in BO1 that doesn't crash. Granted, there is at least two before then that do, but still.

[@whatIfindinteresting]

accept my power of time travel peasants. But seriously just showing your video some love

[@Catconsumervfx]

12:20 imagine seeing yuri floating on the air with helicopter guns 💀

[@spompofleks]

Dont mind me im testing time travel chair...

[@Average1GE]

Im watching on november 10th

[@themouldiestpotato7743]

7:21 white wood laminate, white wood laminate, white wood laminate

[@Halolover29]

RIP Bob Barker

[@willb.7417]

gee i wonder if this guy likes call of duty

[@thehumbegod5235]

good vid. feels familiar.

[@spartanrandom1904]

That may be transphobic to say, but as a trans-femme myself I agree

[@adammissildine8027]

Who agrees the frost welcome mat rework was a stupid change

[@Jbush69]

Predator jokes are just 👌🤣

[@KenAgaro]

I have a question what joke you and Tali was thinking about at 6:53? Don't worry. Im black im pretty sure it's not that bad.

[@agentsloath144]

It’s odd that this is the second video I watched where someone mentioned has died in real life after. Am I like the bringer of death??

[@leakmybowls]

spray and slay

[@gerardoleon8643]

Time travel

[@alphtheor.879]

I fall tower joke?

[@MasterDerek118]

He killed him!

[@Intels_]

5 months ago but 1:30 why did Frost A-pose 😭 it isn't hard to add the animation of using predator

[@beardedgearhead1327]

In the words of Reginald from TDT, "Aimimg is for poor people"

[@user-xd2py4pj5l]

11:02 damn wish i was in europe at the time

[@jacksondavenport9296]

Uhhh bob barker literally just died will. WHAT DID YOU DO

[@leonardrolandi1710]

Spray and... uhhh...?

[@Gearparadummies]

Not to mention the Eiffel Tower wouldn't collapse into the Seine from that angle. Scaling and sheer ignorance does that to your games.

[@VSB_313]

@6:55-7:13 I don’t get the joke and I’m scared to ask

[@RA4DOM]

Bro how did you find out

[@GordonFilms]

0:18 hi from 7:49 Monday august 21

[@user-ky8xz2xr9u]

this is the only modern warfare 3, the new one is just a dlc they made into a full game

[@kristoferbye5633]

Pray and slay