a computer wrote this harry potter story (and I animated it)

JK Rowling who?!?! This brand-spanking-new Harry Potter story was created using Botnik's Predictive Text Keyboard found here: botnik.org/
This is Harry Potter and the Jeans that Know How to Make a Fool do Anything. Join Harry Potter and Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger as they look for death eaters and for some reason Ron really likes blue jeans. bye
Hedwig's Theme Recorder Cover: • Harry Potter Themesong...
Final scene music by my epic brother
Art and animatic / animation by me -_- as usual
tumblr: / glumby
ig: / dumbobighead

[@sofiazin6743]

The computer nailed Draco's personality

[@therealslimshawty1854]

Truee. Draco was oddly in-character here, wasn't he?

[@C4DD1333]

THEY DID

[@melodyzhuang9501]

TRUUEEEE

[@spentlizard353]

@@therealslimshawty1854 Yeah, complete with his Bulgarian Blackmail practices.

[@gingivitis9148]

No way Daddy's dementor was the AI. I don't understand that sentence, but; "Aww Dracoo you gonna set Daddy's dementor(snape) on us?", It's like a three in one insult

[@chteretreeart]

Every thing about this video is comedy gold "I think we might be some stupidest youth but we are Dumbledore's favorite " That's it that perfectly describes Harry Potter

[@ASHERUISE]

I can't like this comment because it's at 777 likes and I don't wanna break the jackpot combo.

[@shedoesntevengohere7655]

@@ASHERUISE dont worry jackpot is gone

[@СофіяАндріюк-ц3ш]

Harry, Ron and Hermione aren't stupid. They have solved most of Hogwarts mysteries.

[@alyx5491]

There is something very funny about Hermione being the smart one and the third dumbest person at Hogwarts at the same time.

[@Kaylee-Bear]

​@@alyx5491the veil between intelligence and stupidity is far thinner than most would like to know

[@elekkitty]

“Young witches want me so much. Oh! But you don’t know what a woman is!” CRACKED ME UP

[@dune-cat-pharaoh]

same😂

[@marcomendez4259]

Draco’s just saying harry’s gay

[@jaxvipre8606]

Reads just like Shakespeare tbh

[@WhoStoleKirya73]

"No witches?"

[@Kaylee-Bear]

This reply section has no right being this funny

[@PRNDBCH]

"Dumbledore simply rolled away" fantastic writing

[@doodle1804]

For the first time, AI is better than human creativity

[@clonetrooper2003]

@@doodle1804way better than cursed child am i right

[@andistansbury4366]

Dumbledore, use Rollout!

[@user-nt2nw8qi9w]

"I'm harry potter, and I'm one hundred percent appealing and cool and perfect. I've come to kill whoever it is that will be damaging to my fun!" yea that's harry

[@ellisdee5304]

He has the personality of James

[@annapotat0987]

basically

[@Kaylee-Bear]

​@@ellisdee5304"you have your mother's eyes, and the.... whatever that is of James"

[@RushWheeler]

He seems more like an exaggerated Draco

[@josephrion3514]

I also laughed at that bogus line. Oh that harry he's so self centered.

[@Ooffoop]

2:16 “it was a very ugly female Weasely” Shell: unreasonably attractive got it

[@gbloxgamer2063]

exactly- she's so preetttyyy why is no one talking about it lol

[@celeben9463]

@@gbloxgamer2063 She was the most beautiful in that vid, Draco being second

[@juliamavroidi8601]

The other female Weasleys are even more attractive

[@Lawfair]

@@celeben9463no one is more attractive than Draco.

[@celeben9463]

@@Lawfair That's what I'm saying! :D

[@dallasdull5808]

the way the death eaters are defo a married couple. Harry's ego. Hermione's hair being the portal to an alternate dimension. J E A N S. this is so beautiful

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

And Ron is bisexual lol he was checking everyone out

[@annanas9122]

​@@SleepyHollowKnightNO. NO. NO. YOU'RE WRONG. He was CLEARLY JEANS-sexual. Who knows, maybe underneath his robes Snape, too, in fact, wears jeans. And Ron can SENSE them on spiritual level.

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

@@annanas9122 lol true

[@nerdymaple2637]

@@annanas9122 Ah yes, the three genders, man, woman, and jeans

[@nahicorua]

And Snape's perky bottom LMFAOO

[@ceciliabernal3241]

I love ron's fascination with jeans

[@pomaranczowaszarlotka]

He has never seen them before

[@idkman6873]

"jeans"

[@stev5703]

they do know how to make a fool do anything

[@silvercandra4275]

"jeans" is a funny way to spell "butts". Bro kept looking at people's booties.

[@QueenMonny]

Which is funny really. He complains to Hermione about the jeans she packed for him in her beaded bag. Spooky.

[@crispyein8601]

I see harry’s personality was taken from the potter puppet pals canon

[@unclewiley1986]

Mix of PPP and AVPM Harry

[@mrtuwnbr]

Their personalities are the ones form AVPMA lol, and I love it

[@foxtatertot]

And also AVPM.

[@TigerTigerII]

I once saw a post that said PPP Harry is just what would happen if Sirius had raised him instead of the Dursleys.

[@QUBIQUBED]

lmao

[@daisydollstudios3454]

"Hermione concluded he was not particularly ugly but that he was still fat and rubbish." Well dang-

[@lucierodriguez1532]

I love that no matter the story AIs write about Harry Potter, the death eaters always kiss each others or have something to do with kissing.

[@Leader7353]

And Harry wants to be seen as handsome

[@lucierodriguez1532]

@@Leader7353 Yes ! « The handsome one ». You’re right.

[@rexthelegend3180]

I think it’s cause they refer to death as “the kiss,” like what Lucius Malfoy was sentenced to? Idk. It’s funny though.

[@justsomeferalminor]

"Oh you're evil? Gay lmao."

[@virbstery]

Are the computers mixing them up with dementors or something??? IDK but it's hilarious 🤣

[@caitlinsnowfrost8244]

What is it with predictive text Harry Potter stories and the trio being cannibals? First Ron eats Hermione's family, then Harry dips Hermione in hot sauce, and now Hermione's putting Harry and Ron in her mouth.

[@iamproudofyouiloveyou]

it's a wizard thing.

[@molly-molly925]

You're too muggle to understand it.

[@OriginalGameteer]

Wait... you mean you DONT do that?

[@ThatDigitalDemon]

I love getting buckets of dip for other Wizards to jump in so I can unhinge my jaw and swallow them whole. Don't you?

[@MBRSims]

AI is proficient at cannibalising pre-existing art, so I guess it makes sense.

[@riversbend9783]

Why does dumbledore make just as much sense in the books and in this video-

[@Pu94]

because he doesn't make any sense? so making sense doesn't make sense?

[@Nora-no9gx]

*dumbledore just rolled away*

[@virbstery]

NOOO LMBO FR THO

[@kaylaa2204]

“Hermione gave Ron a very small pile of junk because Ron was being stupid” Oh my god 😭

[@quinintheclouds]

me with my cat

[@Rognik]

It's as if Rowling herself wrote it...

[@riversbend9783]

What’s are you talking about? Who is this “Rowling?” We all know Daniel Radcliffe wrote Harry Potter with the help of Starkid

[@ionabab7274]

@@riversbend9783 Don’t be silly, Daniel Radcliffe didn’t write Harry Potter, he PLAYS Harry Potter. Obviously Hatsune Miku wrote the Harry Potter books, silly.

[@iragurijala7158]

@@ionabab7274 don’t be ridiculous…We all know it was Saske who killed Hatsune Miku and then continued her stories and then voldemort and him made out

[@AdiG1]

Nah. Too much magic, not enough homophobia or antisemitism

[@luciusmalfoy7778]

@Xaid the Nobody There's not enough transphobia either.

[@marcelathacat2739]

I'VE NEVER READ A SINGLE HARRY POTTER BOOK AND I'M SO CONFUSED BUT I LOVE THIS

[@sandwichwitch7191]

I feel like you should get an obligatory gasp for that comment, but honestly I feel like it's more of an achievement than anything

[@imawkwardsorrysorrysorry9950]

I'VE READ THE BOOKS SIX TIMES AND I'M AS CONFUSED AS YOU

[@myname.1602]

@@imawkwardsorrysorrysorry9950 Def not as. He prob doesn't know the characters or what deatheaters even are

[@surleru204]

Same

[@anastajiiaa]

Then how dare click on this video???

[@blockappella]

I love that every time someone feeds an AI the Harry Potter books the computer always without fail determines that Harry, Ron, and Hermione are troublemakers and they always have the attitude that they can do whatever they want because they're Dumbledore's favorites. Also, in this one I love Ron's absolute fascination and obsession with jeans

[@ivoryphoenix7]

The trio do usually break a lot of rules and then get off easy at the end of the year lol

[@denzeldubois4978]

fr they broke basically every hogwarts rule in the 1st book@@ivoryphoenix7

[@theflyingspaget]

Is this not canon? That's everything they do of their own volition. Besides terrible interpersonal drama in the later books.

[@ThePenguinMan]

This honestly sounds like Harry wrote it because, 1 Hermione straight simps over him then destroys his enemy Draco, 2 every five seconds it says Harry is so handsome and beautiful, 3 there’s literally a part where Harry says “I am 100% appealing and cool and perfect.” That sounds a lot like he wrote that so that is why this robot is secretly Harry Potter.

[@Beaisadweeb]

YES

[@riverfaith877]

Best persuasive essay I’ve ever read (although a bit short)

[@F1CTI0N4L]

FRRR THATS SO HIM

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

HARRY BOT-ER

[@AmythestAnimations]

eye 👁 @@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse

[@creatorofthemind]

This is the only interpretation of death eaters I will except from now on

[@nevergonna-give-you-up]

*accept

[@jessicakaemery]

@@nevergonna-give-you-up *accept

[@FluffySylveonBoi]

They are so polite and cute and kissy, they plan to kill Harry, but their plans never get realized, because they smooch and cuddle all the time

[@Mayamicbaya]

@@FluffySylveonBoiyou can’t forget their fascinating jeans

[@nails8647]

"Daddy's dementors will not train their cryboy next time" genuinely good burn oo yeah get em hermione

[@garfieldweezermug4975]

dang those jeans sure do know how to make a fool do anything

[@ThomastheDutchie]

"She put the other two in her mouth" Is that just revenge for Ron trying to eat her family, or?

[@Thom_Foolery]

And Harry dipping her in hotsauce and trying to eat her

[@ThomastheDutchie]

@@Thom_Foolery kinda sus that Harry dipper her in hot sauce as he was hungrier than ever

[@Poodle_Gun]

Don't worry, Ron rubbed her head to make it bigger, so it was fair.

[@Thom_Foolery]

@@ThomastheDutchie oh yeah forgot that part

[@nevermindthegermans6242]

If she breathes, shes a thot.

[@girlleavemealone--]

dumbledore: about to break his old man neck from the amount of stunts he's doing harry: flashy as heck hermione: strangely out of character ron: *has an iq equal to a bag of chips*

[@Kaylee-Bear]

Dumbledore is prequel Yoda Harry is just James Hermione probably got her braincells fried out of her And Ron is in character

[@SillyGirlie.]

Ron is being Ron

[@AJB_twoleftwings]

⁠@@Kaylee-Bearor Hermione had her brain cells eaten by Ron when she put them in her mouth

[@saanvi3399]

Correction: Ron is being movie Ron but worse

[@rosevalety3408]

Ginny : very ugly Snape : has THE booty Malfoy : is fabulous The Deatheaters : GAY

[@rosanishelios]

THE INTERACTIONS BETWEEN THE CHARACTERS ARE SO FUNNY AND ON POINT LMAOO the "powerful children" part was so out of place but it gave me chills xD

[@kellabdjfoo]

I LOVE HOW RON WAS LITERALLY IN HERMIONE’S HAIR THATS SO CUTE LMAO

[@sylarsshades4921]

Harry's expression are gooold, all those "i am perfect" poses are killing me xD

[@guusjesuper3371]

I'm starting to suspect my dreams are all written by a computer, because they kinda feel like this (also, love the drawings!! ur style is nice)

[@VoidKing666]

Oh my gosh, the computers are in the earliest state of development of conscience 😨

[@SleepyHollowKnight]

Same bro

[@seeexy]

omgosh goldd🤣 ikr 🔥 🎉love it

[@ethereal_7]

I was abt to sayy

[@sighthoundstars]

Damn those jeans will make a fool do anything...

[@shruthis3783]

computer: 'a very ugly weasely girl' animation: **definition of beauty**

[@ArbitraryEverything]

I love how Hermione makes such a sick burn that everyone who witnessed it becomes deeply uncomfortable, and her friends have to send her to bed and leave.

[@lofluff3355]

"but we are Dumbledore's favourite" says Harry, after their singular interaction where Dumbledore walked up, said nothing, smiled at them, fell down, and then rolled away.

[@princeleefelix]

dumbledore in jkr's books: incredibly powerful wizard dumbledore in this: gay clumsy rolling bird with bad taste in favourite students edit: also, i now say "don't you know that you are doing massive interruptions?" whenever someone interrupts me in the middle of something

[@Poodle_Gun]

But he's being a good lad, so that's a bonus

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

That's just Dumbledore in canon

[@Floorbie_Nana]

“Young witches want me so much. Oh! But you don’t know what a woman is!” Why is that something that Draco would actually say to Harry 😭😭

[@KachellZ]

Your art style is somehow giving me a crush on Harry, Ron and Hermione at the same time. Bisexuality awakened, I guess.

[@pers0n3]

bro SAME why do they look so pretty like wtf????

[@MoonLightPlayz_]

Especially Harry 😭

[@Dntaskmyname]

@@MoonLightPlayz_ for me it's Ron :')

[@thefilmrookie3099]

Pixels turn you on?

[@Ace_thehuman]

@@Dntaskmyname same for me lol

[@ActuallyYoda69]

I'm 2 years late to this video, not a clue why it has been recommended to me, but I am laughing and sobbing hysterically and choking on my own spit, and my face hurts. This is amazing i am dead

[@ashe5109]

Me too im dying too 💀💀

[@meshell420]

Oh that’s why I’ve been getting so many notifications 😭 idk why KZbin is recommending it NOW

[@ActuallyYoda69]

@@meshell420 It is a wonderful video, a shame it wasn't recommended sooner! I also looked at your most recent stuff, very good like it very much :)

[@QueenMonny]

I feel like KZbin recommended this after I watched Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash.

[@doodle1804]

Just 5 seconds of this was enough to kill me.. you have power my friend

[@jehnyappyx3]

Harry is exactly like AVPM's Harry and I'm living for it

[@paloma-alfaro]

HE'S HARRY FREAKING POTTER (and he wants us to know it)

[@giannamation]

Draco Malfoy too lol

[@pomaranczowaszarlotka]

What does this acronym mean?

[@giannamation]

@@pomaranczowaszarlotka A Very Potter Musical. It’s a parody musical.

[@yerimsfangirl]

@@pomaranczowaszarlotka A Very Potter Musical, go watch it, go watch it now, it and its sequels are the best harry potter related content to ever come out, including the original books, in fact they are so much better than the books that I have completely replaced the books with them in my mind and they are the original source material now.

[@Tomsonic41]

"Ron rubbed the top of Hermione quickly to make her head slightly more big" As if Hermione wasn't already big-headed!

[@QueenMonny]

She's not big headed. She's confident in her knowledge and not afraid to use it. She isn't frightened off if people are intimidated by her.

[@drawingdoritu]

@@QueenMonnybig brain = big head

[@BombusADHD]

Dumbledore is peak character design, and also nonverbal communication king

[@whooville]

"he was not particularly ugly, but he still was fat and rubbish" is probably the best line in this entire thing

[@dolphin_of_death9344]

I positively do not want to know what the "horrible thoughts" Ron had were

[@ilovecats52fandom]

Severass

[@daisydollstudios3454]

"I am Harry Potter and I'm a hundred percent appealing and cool and perfect. I've come to kill whoever it is that will be damaging my fun" If Harry said this to me I would drop my wand and literally hug him

[@aidanmahoney9865]

“Dumbledore simply rolled away” perfect, 10/10, character nailed down perfectly

[@justaddsugar915]

“The truth was that they were indeed the powerful children.” WOW that’s a surprising deep and cool line in the midst of quite the chaotic story haha great job!!

[@TheSunIsPurpleStudio]

Dumbledore simply rolled away. He did so calmly.

[@poltercat_]

jeans really do know how to make a fool do anything

[@jaschabull2365]

3:02: Love Hermione's getting revenge on she and her family being on the bottom of the food chain in Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash, ha ha!

[@huaiscrblol5077]

I was cackling through the entire video! The way you draw everyone and their expressions makes it 100x funnier

[@allitoons8348]

this has no right being this good

[@adelak]

I swear I don’t even care how little this makes sense, I just love your art style.

[@o0brabble0o]

GINNY IS SO UNBELIEVABLY PRETTY??

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

right?????

[@audrexa]

Harry throwing a tantrum because Ron and Hermione werent looking at him was my favorite part lol

[@d1nonlybaby36]

3:38 THIS PART IS SO FUNNY THE WAY HE SQUAWKS AT HARRY, AND THEN WHEN HE RUBBED HERMIONIE'S HEAD AND IT JUST STARTED TO GROW 🤣😭😭😭😭

[@tillytakestallys]

2:08 he do infact be rollin

[@denkikaminari8039]

"I think we might be some stupidest youth, but we are dumbledore's favorites" CANNON

[@LillianNunyabizniss]

fr fr fr

[@djefgydhusjimofrunybeftv]

"A very ugly female weasly" gives the same vibes as "dumbledore said calmly"

[@aguywholikesstuff6602]

The Death Eaters' Funny Holiday Cloud is the single greatest thing to ever be thought of

[@garmadonthesensei59]

Your artwork is absolutely STUNNING I need an animated series ASAP 🥺

[@np8366]

Goddamn your character designs are (chef kiss)

[@cryptid_cactus]

The title drop at 2:55 had me shaking and crying 🗿

[@aminaM303]

Ah yes, this was delectable, might I add

[@TGITC993]

“The death eaters were scurrying away” The best line of the video

[@denedoesthings]

beautiful, I love Hermione's thought process is like "oh he's so dumb, here have a pile of rubbish."

[@riversbend9783]

WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO A DRAWING OF GINNY HELP

[@alfiesmith7078]

this showed up in my feed years after being created to find me SPECIFICALLY when im high. i dont know if this is easier to understand sober but i am living for it

[@thelocalcalifornian]

the way harry just randomly strikes poses kills me every single time 💀💀

[@unclewiley1986]

I feel like when you start and episode halfway through the episode on like the fifth season, but for every sentence

[@HeyItsIDK]

"Dumbledore simply rolled away..." Why did that kill me?💀

[@toasterstripes]

ron’s fascination with jeans

[@clarissacortez250]

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOSH

[@sighthoundstars]

Anyways this is my new favorite video I haven't stopped smiling

[@mandelaexe]

0:36 DAMN SNAPE-

[@unknownghost2177]

loves the sass of the two death eater 3:18

[@constantTVstatic]

3:46 IM IN A RAGE! THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN ‼️ *cue Harry acting exactly like his avpm counterpart*

[@kittyroid8123]

That computer has been reading too much hp fanfic

[@SaraestheticEdits]

THIS WAS SO GOOD! i laughed so hard i cried! 😂 it had strong avpm vibes! also your art is so amazing!

[@garmadonthesensei59]

3:51 I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER 😂😂😂

[@optimisticlight_]

I love how the story makes sense and doesn't at the same time.

[@peacepadvalley9840]

Is this how Avery potter musical wrote it's script? Cause this is exactly how their characters would act

[@emilyprice1688]

the narrative arc is breathtaking

[@justsomeferalminor]

This is better than the cursed child. Change my mind.

[@angelinasurzhyk6655]

I am fighting for my LIFE trying not to cackle in the bus😭😭😭 also, these might be one of my favorite depictions of Harry Potter characters I have ever seen in my life, I am absolutely in love with your artstyle!!!❤

[@nyxx707]

this was not obly hilarious but it also had great characters depictions. Like they are a carbon copy of what I pictured them to look like in my mind while reading the series

[@utkarshinireddy7694]

This cracked me up. It is absolutely hilarious! "I am a bit funny... he didn't know that we were going to do this," Harry said. 💀💀💀

[@loserchips1112]

YOU ARE SO GOOD AT ART I PRAISE YOU - THE HANDS AND EXPRESSIONS AND LINES ARE JUST MWAH

[@amandaa8472]

This story's fascination with jeans just makes me think of Carry On when Simon was stunned to see Baz wearing jeans.

[@viosey3723]

Harry making a face everytime he finds himself pretty is hillarious 1:16 [] 3:33 [] 3:51

[@pinkdragon4830]

”I think we might be some stupidest youth but we are still Dumbledore’s favourite” honestly,great summary of the HP franchise

[@elliotgandersen]

There wasn’t much of a story but the heart was there, as well as the comedy. I love how a death cult just wears jeans.

[@crispyein8601]

I am not used to you being so active 😳😳 ur rlly spoiling us these days

[@makokitsune6487]

I fail to comprehend what I just witnessed.

[@BlackenedSunsets]

Same man-

[@Stevethehair345]

Dumbledore rolled away

[@DragonGirl48]

This got on my recommended page and I'm glad it did, i couldnt stop laughing 💀💀 also your art style is amazing

[@yurinotkagarin]

I love how this entire story is clearly all over the place, but the one thing that stays absolutely definite is Ron’s fascination with jeans. The AI even brought it up twice. *j e a n s*

[@emmabrown9432]

0:56 DId SOMEONe SAy DraCO MALFoy

[@Cupids_fiction]

“Hermione concluded he was not particularly ugly, but he was still fat and rubbish.” I LOST IT

[@chr13]

4:40 So the jeans that _know how to make a fool do anything_ have taken over the bad guys as well as the good guys and have even convinced the protagonists that they're great. Now the fight between good and evil will end as everyone will be forced to willingly serve the great jeans, whose purpose we will never know. Perhaps they do not need a purpose and simply exist to sustain their own existence, like a virus. But can they really be compared to a disease if they bring peace and if the infected are happy? Besides, those jeans _are_ great.

[@evan10307]

4:17 my fav part fs "the truth was that they were indeed the powerful children" IS A RAW LINE NO?? 😭😭

[@lavenderotaku2481]

“Dumbledor simply rolled away.” The Ai said calmly. Dumbledor: **Gay Sonic noises intensify**

[@ahemahem8106]

omg. hermione is so fine in here, she looks STUNNING.

[@lindalaufer2949]

Just as hilarious as the portrait of a pile of ash. Great video!

[@Annagator-ze8oo]

I’m so happy I found this again! I first saw this about a year ago, and haven’t been able to remember the name, but it popped up in my recommended and I was so happy!