A Heist with Markiplier | BLOOPERS

Here are almost all the funny bloopers and deleted scenes from A Heist with Markiplier!
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Thank you so much for watching the show! It's been such a treat to be able follow along as you discover each and every special surprise we had in store for you! And congratulations to everyone that managed to crack Darkiplier's code and find these Bloopers early! Thank you so much for being such amazing fans!

[@markiplier]

Hey, thank you to everyone who went through and solved Darkiplier's code to get to the bloopers early! I'm gonna be making this video public tomorrow so everyone can enjoy them but I'm pinning this to immortalize all 98,990 of you who found this video at the time of this comment. You're all amazing!

[@cb1459]

It was really fun!

[@FetacciniAlfredo]

Aaaand, I'm just barely late for the party per-usual...

[@birbelle]

It was really fun :)

[@danktoi4189]

This is awesome OWO

[@ItsSahendra]

Boi it was a fun ride, but I finally made it here!

[@mystery5793]

Mark: * trying to be dark * Mark: * accidentally does a mark doing a dark impression *

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

Sounds like hes doing the 2014 darkiplier hence to his voice XDDD

[@kurtyu3972]

well in a scene mark sunfs like jack thoo

[@jw5386]

Huh?

[@keegan9783]

Time stamp?

[@nutella_wewerehere]

@@keegan9783 The very beginning, i’d assume

[@someoneidk5673]

Dark: casually applying eyeliner Us: enters room Dark: *shit*

[@mx_squishy_rat33]

Every theater kid ever getting ready for a show

[@hadihussein44]

by us, you mean the united states right? you can always call me a genius partner *tips fedora*

[@MARINE_VIRUS]

@@hadihussein44 *_sTeaLs yO giRl aNd lAugHs_*

[@colorsrrealduh]

“Moooooom, I’m not ready yet! Get out of my rooooom!”

[@reveadozier8772]

Colors R Real, duh no >:)

[@chiachimariachi4682]

*Mat and Mark’s chaotic theater kid energy is unmatched whenever they’re on screen together*

[@joshc5613]

did Mark actually do any theater stuff? I know he did band

[@sirpuggington1496]

@@joshc5613 I don’t think so, but at this point I’m pretty sure he’s an honorary theatre kid

[@cidercake4373]

I'm gonna do timestamps for all Mat and Mark moments- alrighty then, first one. Ooh! 5:24 6:44 No-no! 7:09 AHH- 7:31 Lookie look!

[@majesticeagle5461]

@@sirpuggington1496no

[@kinglark1398]

"Let's put it on your little pretty head here, shall we? "It's a big head!" "It is such a huge head! I thought this was one size fits all but apparently not." UNDERRATED

[@hxneyedbellsss]

YESSSSS I WHEEZED AT THAT

[@cloudjelly97]

*Laughs both awkwardly and also about to be at each other's throats*

[@T.As.AbandonedAdventures]

999th like 🎉

[@sharplily]

matt is amazing

[@voshi8845]

5:25

[@feartheoldbllood]

"you having a sea stroke? a sea spasm?" I was waiting for a "sea-zure"

[@deviousvillain0621]

no no that is genius

[@cowboybarbaryn1302]

Sea-epsilepy

[@The_sweetish_chef]

@@cowboybarbaryn1302 Did you mean epilep-sea?

[@dinopiggy8606]

PUNSSSSSSSSS

[@lenejpm]

SAME

[@disneykid7557]

It's confirmed. Darkiplier is nothing more than an edgy teenager

[@mixedbagmixesmusic1967]

They're broken enough to be a shitty emo at this point. Give Damien a break, he's tired.

[@professionellspieler3717]

I mean... your not wrong

[@AaronHuiYoutuber]

dang it i was about to comment this

[@lukewarmfishwater]

He is a dorky dork XD

[@bubbleshi5110]

Emotionless,Edgy and civilised, that's the Darkiplier we know and love ...

[@lexiparks6013]

i love how ethans cast has "heapass" in large letters

[@coolgirl3580]

sameeee

[@LemonPepperPie]

Heapass is the new Connor

[@voshi8845]

8:34

[@sicilybruh4294]

11:15 “don’t make me look bad in front of mah bois ... and G O I R LS”

[@Furan05]

Markiplier: Airplane: *Im about to end this man’s whole career*

[@dereknight861]

Furanshisu FUKK YOU! NO ONE WANTS YOU! AH HATES YOUUUU

[@Furan05]

Derek Night ok boomer

[@roystone777]

@@Furan05 i think he was not offending you but the airplane

[@hadihussein44]

@@roystone777 okay boomer

[@roystone777]

@@hadihussein44 ok boomer

[@Brethemagicgirl]

Why is NO ONE TALKING ABOUT: “I thought this was one size fits all but, apparently not...” *sarcastic* “hahaha” Mat really got Mark there 💀

[@Jay_Blayde]

Mat actually played out a sick burn them mark just gives off this laugh that sounded like he was 10 seconds before killing.

[@kurd-qw6wk]

well big skull means big brains zombiez like big brains

[@oldassaccount4790]

YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 666 LIKES ON THIS THEREFORE I WILL LET IT STAY PERFECT

[@Brethemagicgirl]

Shumatsu Chan I just wanna thank uhhhh, SATAN 🙌🏽

[@oldassaccount4790]

@@Brethemagicgirl aye

[@lilithriou4536]

"If this man would make a choice" "Man?" "Person of indistinguishable gender." "There we go" "It's a spectrum" *I fucking love A Heist With Markiplier*

[@cowboybarbaryn1302]

"What? You're alive?" Ethan, probably very high: "Hey"

[@FuryMcpurey]

He definitely looks high lol

[@wilbur9094]

honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he either smoked weed or was really sleep deprived

[@greythomas6199]

@@wilbur9094 or both

[@katsuma859]

@@wilbur9094 he does smoke weed lmfao

[@anib8863]

@@katsuma859 He does? I know Mark did twice, I didn't know Eef did/does.

[@Iloveowlets]

Mark: are you having some sort of sea-stroke? A- a sea-spasm? Me, an intellectual: *a sea-zure*

[@phoenixablaze649]

A missed opportunity

[@theminifirefly546]

@TagForcer TLX.14 I should not be laughing at this but I am 😂

[@rodrigosantos5258]

@kellan conner how dare he indeed

[@alphagreen2040]

I SEA what you did there

[@rodrigosantos5258]

@@alphagreen2040 ok, enough of the High Sea Jokes, im already Getting Marooned XD

[@Shidetsa]

the darkiplier scene in the beginning is actually before the second to last split up in the game thats why he said “now is not the time for us to meet” which implies he actually wants to make a good impression when he meets us.

[@gracewinchester-baggins4205]

ObsidianX he wants to make sure he looks put together and sounds nice and scary. We just ruined his big plan for our reunion. Poor bb.

[@crystalgaming3914]

ooh Is that a theory or sumthin'?

[@KuratCTA]

I thought that was fairly obvious?

[@bod-7268]

Why the heck are there 2K likes and only 3 Replies? well Now 4

[@Justaspacequeen]

And that fact that he sounded flustered like we caught him off guard-

[@Randomness823]

Mark then: "Which one, dark or light?" Mark now: "Both is good. Memento Mori."

[@gamerbtw2166]

argh the pain!

[@aadasilander1653]

unus annus, Unus Annus, UNUS ANNUS!!!

[@texasroze2371]

That hits hard...

[@inactiveaccount9869]

Unus Annus

[@norbertmoses7134]

It's the dance of Italy HoAhWoAhWoAh

[@bluebunanimates6590]

9:27 Mark: *gestures to arm* you wanna kiss? Director: CuT!

[@CRLTV721]

LOL

[@inakigonzalez6089]

Markiplier: "It will probably take you guys a week to finish" Every Markiplier fan: *Laughing in the background*

[@luccamalualves8261]

Iñaki Gonzalez I did it in three hours while sleep deprived 😂

[@DainboRash]

I DID IT IN 2 HOURS

[@ashlesnec44]

I did it in three hours and wrote down everything xD

[@callforththerats]

If you don’t count my breaks, it took me about 7 hours lol

[@erinnicole442]

It took barely two days without me fully contributing a whole day

[@LadyMoss17]

Something about Dark sitting on his bathroom counter because he’s too short to reach the mirror is absolutely hilarious.

[@Corviidei]

I DIDNT SEE THAT AT FIRST JSJDHDJS

[@fox-fluffl9002]

I do it too, Dark is among sympathising people X3

[@annengland6845]

Honestly same though

[@colorsrrealduh]

No-how could that be-Mark is UNBELIEVABLY TALL, AS YOU *ALL* KNOW-

[@GippyHappy]

Well it’s not necessarily about height. It’s more comfortable than leaning over and having the counter dig into your hips

[@sophiamthompson1149]

I have this image of Celine taking a break/going to sleep and Damien, the soft boi, deciding to take Dark to the bathroom to practice lines like a theatre kid while Celine can’t judge him sibling-style XD

[@drcaradoc]

imagine sitting in the plane at 4:36 being blissfully unaware that markiplier is on the ground below you

[@KTWT7]

I would be screaming my head off if i found that out i wouldve just made the pilot go around im late i know

[@lilcricket543]

Darkiplier: *is manipulative, scary, handsomely evil* Also Darkiplier: *practicing in front of mirror while doing eyeliner* I sense maniplualtive dorkiness.

[@mard1_a]

Dorkiplier

[@alexjohnson1619]

Sander sides had virgil the edgiest character useeye liner

[@incognitospaghet1452]

I live that so much

[@lilcricket543]

@ZoixivTheCat Damien is a dork, I love him

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

@@mard1_a no! Ohghad! 😂😂😭

[@randomartist2756]

Mark: *attempts to say his line* Airplane: let me introduce myself

[@CherryBlossomOhka]

I hate fed x too

[@ejw2354]

I love how that applies to more than one of the bloopers

[@levanhuy1791]

That part broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oceanman7122]

It would have been better if you said Airplane: allow me to introduce myself It was a funny joke tho

[@randomartist2756]

@@oceanman7122 big *O U C H*

[@chrisdarling3212]

9:56 Bob: "Drop your weapons, please!" Mark: "O mae wa mo shinderu. You know what that means?" Bob: "...No." That got a chuckle outta me.

[@Randomness823]

It took me until 7:10 to figure out THE CRAZY MAN IS *MATPAT* I only managed to identify him by the scream... that man is a crazy good actor

[@CRLTV721]

I read a comment about that but I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL THEN! 😅

[@JM-gj1oe]

"THE MATH CHECKS OUT!" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCIENTIST NOT A MATHEMATICIAN!" "Goodbye.." "Tshp- _no?!"_

[@bugeatbark]

I am the k

[@mustashee]

You gotta do math to do the physic

[@tishiundercover8467]

"My sweet child"

[@aurora_boreali5702]

they sound like mpc's

[@annemathis6650]

"why is mark wearing logs on his feet?" "he likes to be tall"

[@fandomshipper8674]

Anne Mathis Later Mark: **bumps his head on a low hanging branch** Me, a short 13 y/o: **laughs microscopically**

[@megashark1013]

It was fleeting, but he got to spend some small amount of his life being over 6ft tall.

[@xanmanskaggs216]

Something he can't have in real life

[@samgreen6493]

Time stamps: 0:00: Theater boy Darkiplier 0:53: Mark breaks the bomb 1:05: Airplane? 1:20: How to say “apocalypse” 1:26: Ed can’t keep his balance 1:34: This thing…? 2:00: Ro tries to talk 2:10: Ro tries to talk again 2:16: Grapple troubles (and a map) 2:22: More grapple troubles 2:25: How to say “box” 2:34: Bush camping 3:00: Mark is confusion 3:06: Mark can’t read 3:11: “Stoic” guard 3:20: Nice cock 3:29: Duh, no! 3:42: Mark Sidious 3:53: YEET 4:00: YEET again 4:05: Let’s save the world! 4:14: Fed-Ex invasion 4:36: Line? 4:53: I declare a thumb war 5:10: Butterfingers 5:16: Mark’th lithp 5:25: Yeah…this is big brain time 5:34: Gender spectrum 6:03: Mark still can’t read 6:12: Mark can’t speak either 6:21: THE HAT 6:29: Mark is a hypocrite 6:38: MatPat the creep 6:44: MatPat stutters 6:51: Sea sick 6:58: RIP 7:10: Yowza! 7:13: Meat 7:22: BONK! 7:32: Mark can’t speak again 7:36: CLUNK 7:45: Stuck 7:55: Stuck again 8:03: Short stubby arms 8:13: Geronimo Part 1: Bottoms up! 8:25: Geronimo Part 2: Dominos! 8:39: Geronimo Part 3: Amy’s opinion 8:43: Geronimo Part 4: Germanium! 8:50: Mark’s RPG 9:01: Bob the undercover f**k 9:05: Can Mark dig? 9:11: Bob the confused cop 9:23: Flex 9:32: How to put down an RPG 9:50: RIP again 9:56: The correct response is, “Nani?!” 10:02: Mark really can’t speak 10:21: Omai Wa Mou Part 2: Electric Boogaloo 10:28: Yancy-Vision 10:38: It’s still going…Bang? 10:47: Mark just can’t help it… 10:57: Screaming 101 with Wade 11:04: Yancy is sexist 11:19: Screaming 101 with Bob 11:29: Here’s how this is gonna go… 11:39: More of Mark’th lithp 12:07: Ethan? 12:22: The legs 12:30: Where’d that flashlight come from? 12:51: Return of Fed-Ex 13:03: We were recording? 13:11: Trucks and planes… 13:19: HangMark 13:26: Another truck 13:40: Bennett Foddy Style RAGE 13:58: Sexy Darkiplier

[@ravenvamps607]

Not me watching this a year later after Unus Annus is gone and crying over Mark saying "My sweet child". 🥺😭 Why is Mark so wholesome???

[@dogep1119]

"NoW iS nOt ThE tImE fOr Us To MeEt!!" Darkiplire 2019 - 2020

[@WillShakes423]

Now is not the time for us-HURRY UP!!!!!!

[@BroomCEO]

L I R E

[@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo]

"darkiplire" -Doge :P 2019-2020

[@SeerIncYT]

everybody gangsta until damien meets us before we should meet.

[@VickiiL]

Mark was probably like: "I'll give them a week to solve it" Well would you look at how many people are here already

[@StepOne1]

I mean most of us found the password thanks to other people XD

[@Onchigo]

I'm pretty sure this is not the secret we have to find

[@LarusFotia]

While it is true that some people came here after seeing the password, but Victoria still has a point, there's a group of people on Reddit combining efforts to compile all the codes into one cutting the time needed to get the password immensely.

[@TorchicEX]

I spent so long finding this on my own...wished I would have just went to reddit to find it. Now to see if there is anything aside from bloopers in this.

[@Not_Ciel]

@@Onchigo I agree. I'm sure there's another secret and this was just the start of it.

[@tetherhandle]

8:35 ethan has heapass written on his cast lmfao i love that

[@swaggyconyt]

Ok so, I’m watching this after In Space and I’m willing to gamble that the crystal on the object at 3:50 is the same one attached to our hand during In Space. Really ties into the multiversal theme

[@sophiamthompson1149]

There’s actually an ending in heist where the box has a portable temporal displacement device inside it! I think it’s ending 30?

[@doctoreggman5537]

I'm here from the future, you called it.

[@dappercuttlefish9557]

Sitting on a sink while doing makeup and running lines? Dark is a theatre kid confirmed.

[@ethan8975]

an emo theatre kid lmao

[@mcthlady]

Litteraly what we have to do for each show in my drama class xD

[@CoasterRoastersStudios]

A theatre kid who should be a techie but got a main role who also hates the 'true main role'

[@materdoit5667]

How else did you think he got his forehead so shiny

[@MaphiaCPK]

So.... ...I laughed, then realised I do that. ... ..pride?

[@scratchedcds]

Ethan: * laughing * _“d o m i n o s”_

[@natkatmac]

G E R A N I U M

[@Maukiki]

*O O F*

[@2dsimp225]

Dark: *tries to reach mirror* Jim: I guess we should call him Tiny Jim! Dark: *incoherent screeching*

[@chinalebeau8021]

11:09 the guy on the right silently urging you to shake his hand killed me 😂

[@moonnrocks9973]

Mark: People will spend all week trying to find all the endings ! Everyone after an hour:

[@sebastianianmagallanes3997]

Yeah, it didn't take me that long. On the same day it was released, I believe to have finished everything and this is my final video from this series

[@theanxiousone5344]

XD YEAH

[@retrorebootmusic]

Yeah, if you go about it systematically, it's super simple

[@xXHydroDragonXx]

It took me two days... but that's because I started at 11pm and finished 12am :)

[@TKBold]

Hey, the journey was short, but damn if it wasn't fun.

[@ang4007]

nobody: dark, trying to be scary: perHAps

[@axep3785]

He's that Peter Griffin meme

[@LynxLycan2]

Jschlatt?

[@Kai-iy3kk]

PerHAps I'M the CRazY oNe

[@greythomas6199]

Sorry but i love your icon WE.STAN SCHLATT

[@akish302]

Your pfp did war crimes in 1999

[@luvrgirlzoe]

12:13 “ *_YOURE ALIVE!?_* “ “ _hey :)_ “

[@hannahsproul8824]

3:28 Gold moment right there, just Mark going "Tpsh-NoOo!"

[@nomib4023]

Does anyone else crack up every time he stays in character when he makes a mistake

[@hxneyedbellsss]

lmao yes i was just thinking those are my favorite types of bloopers lol

[@ferociousfeind8538]

You might break a passable scene if you break character as soon as you make a mistake! A mistake met with in-character nonsense might be workable, a mistake with out-of-character nonsense absolutely cannot work. At least that's how I'd see it. Also, there's a chance that much of it is improvisation and so any of them could be exactly what we're looking for?

[@harptastic]

@@ferociousfeind8538 yeah!! and they can’t break until the director calls cut

[@whack5695]

“Omae Wa Mou... Shinderu..... You know what that means?” “.....no?!” *_You are already dead_*

[@Jomalthe3rdjr]

Nani

[@Jomalthe3rdjr]

@@Iwillhavevengeance fnaf fan boi

[@Secret_Takodachi]

Somehow saying this phrase with an RPG is much more threatening than it is with a sword!

[@ashlesnec44]

NaNI?!?!?

[@BokuWaSaber]

he meant to say nani but then tried to say noni

[@bluelfsuma]

The best part is when people keep talking in character after they flubbed. "Oh no, me map!"

[@cronian2372]

Mark: What? You're alive?! Ethan: hey

[@smartmars603]

7:07 I love how MatPat scares Mark and Mark in turn ends up scaring MatPat.

[@Frank-et3pb]

Return*

[@tywandafloyd5432]

Wait game theory guy was in this? I did not know that

[@bluebunanimates6590]

That's such a "me" move, for some reason XD

[@Randomness823]

It took me until that moment to realize it was Matpat playing that character. The man can act.

[@bluebunanimates6590]

@@Randomness823 *yes he can*

[@calloutthedylan5762]

Intro: *starts creepy* Me: uh oh Intro: *Dark gets embarrassed* Me: aw

[@2dsimp225]

Aww...so precious!!! My precious boy!!!!

[@SeerIncYT]

his inner damien is showing.

[@lilyanaalmodovar7378]

he looks evil on the outside. but on the inside (Damien), he's a cinnamon roll

[@TheDigitalWeeb]

@@SeerIncYT absolutely hilarious

[@Justaspacequeen]

He’s got a reputation to uphold 🥺

[@debirb]

"An airplane, a fucking airplane. God, i'm an idiot, sorry." pure gold

[@Cupcak-rv6sg]

Me watching this confused: “I should’ve watched a heist with Markiplier before I watched this.”

[@theglassesgirls2440]

Darkiplier: gets embarrassed me: aw Dark: *angry dark noises*

[@nosleep9816]

Ikr cute

[@theglassesgirls2440]

@@nosleep9816 exactly

[@purelyhiddenmask7421]

Time stamp??

[@CaLypSO4456]

:3

[@didjetskulkextra]

You mean Angy Derk Noises

[@rachaelcohen6407]

Next is A Flight With Markiplier, to take his revenge on planes

[@klaudiso]

This comment made my day

[@clarycekoonce586]

Lets fund that

[@bluegloriousgames]

Yaas

[@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys]

Careful

[@rbmac110]

I would so fund that

[@vader567]

Unus Annus got deleted so I am crying and eating chicken and watching these

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Same 😭😭😭

[@greythomas6199]

Nice i want chicken now and unus annus

[@jillianearley2779]

Ethan dying over "dominos" is my new favorite thing lmfao

[@joshc5613]

this is the same man who forgot the word "skillet"

[@xenodragonlord6007]

Imagine being on an airplane and looking down and just seeing this disgruntled man yelling at you.

[@caylaweinberg2327]

lmao

[@Kai-iy3kk]

Lmao

[@paggetio8847]

lmao

[@serinawong3019]

Her: "i've done the calculations, the math checks out" Mark: "I thought you were a scientist not a mathematician" Her: "why?" When people forget that science and math ties together

[@owenjames8575]

She says goodbye

[@alexmudkip5974]

"Math and Science are related!"

[@imarock.7662]

"Is math related to science?"

[@Anonymous-we9vj]

Mark being mean to a FedEx Plane for nearly 10 seconds is fresh content :)

[@thae427]

8:35 I never noticed the "HEAPASS" on Ethan's cast

[@jaeg6988]

I love how Ethan just died when you said “Dominos” instead of “geronimo.”

[@kingamity1985]

Amy regretted the last 5 years of her life

[@lilykcleary]

7:45 there is something unreasonably funny about mark opening the door and the skeleton jamming its head in the door like 'excuse me what do you want'

[@yujinc]

Me after my parents check on me after the finals.

[@dustyrose192]

I lost my shit laughing that

[@ace_pace_face2466]

Everyone: commenting on how dark is on top the sink doing make-up Me: 12:20 ₕₑy

[@a5hmustd1e]

it’s so good 😂

[@FuryMcpurey]

Eef is a goober, we love to see it

[@isaacamis7878]

This is getting me hyped for the inevitable In Space bloopers.

[@cookiepixals057]

12:13 Mark: "Your alive?" Ethan: "hey" I died XDDD

[@JoseTheLine-NewHope]

Me too xD

[@shacochad7052]

You're

[@calico5304]

Ethan legit looked like a raccoon that had been caught going through the trash can at 2am

[@jillianearley2779]

Ethan is soo fucking cute there lmao

[@sophieester9445]

12:20

[@NumoNG]

Mark: You wanna kiss it? The person behind the camera instantly: CUT!

[@flyingfoxx356]

“Wait never mind keep rolling”

[@NumoNG]

@@flyingfoxx356 XD

[@user-jw9kz1kh1p]

Every time Mark messes up in a scene he says “I’m sorry” and I’m crying-

[@mint1776]

mark and matt improvising together is my favourite thing

[@feliciamelix180]

Darkiplier: *rehearsing and putting on makeup in the bathroom*. Me: *internal screams*.

[@Phoebe5448]

Me: DAYUM BOI 😍🥰😁👏😏💘👌

[@fanairean406]

Same. I fucking loved that scene

[@gachajames3035]

I can see him actually doing that.

[@phoenixablaze649]

I was looking for a comment about that! We stan an awkward got-caught-in-bloops Darkiplier lmao

[@maisieconejo1621]

Isn't it *Markiplier*?

[@toni-mv9to]

My favorite part was: Mark: hi there are you alive Ethan: *waves*

[@dolopdieren]

And don't forget the faint "hi" from Ethan. That was hilarious!

[@arandomperson5694]

What about 7:22

[@ankitasaha9414]

Where was that lol

[@yipeee]

You got his name wrong... It's *wingus*

[@yourlocalloser4244]

3:40 _``My sweet child``_ *...Dad?*

[@GippyHappy]

7:09 this bit makes me want to see more Matpat acting. It’s so adorable and he does such a good job being in character.

[@DeathAngel-ft8oz]

"Now is not the time for us to meet!" Damien/Dark yells this, in his PJs, in the middle of brushing his teeth in the bathroom

[@a.ro5]

Wasn't he putting eyeliner on ?

[@ruz01_7]

How did you? WAT?!

[@strawberryduchess656]

Catching Dark off guard is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[@scp6106]

Same

[@LUIGIMAN309]

I like how someone messes up but the camera person is just like: *you're doin good lad, keep going*

[@doineedaname2686]

Dark: *Sitting on the sink applying eyeliner and running lines* Me: *Walks in* Dark: Fuck. Me: How sweet. Dark: GET OUTTTTTT!!

[@spoonman5184]

"This thing was gonna be worth alot of money on the black market-" **Skelton drops from ceiling**

[@rafasilva1265]

****Raises skeleton's head****

[@angelusioritan1763]

Yes, that's exactly what happened

[@huckleberry5794]

SKY

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

Plane in the sky

[@gergogadget4262]

"StOp fIgHtiNG Me!!"

[@sammy-sam.25]

Darkiplier doing his makeup- That is the best thing I've ever seen.

[@WillShakes423]

Now is not the time for us to meet!!!!

[@javholmes]

Me: *Hyperventilating because Dark blew me a kiss*

[@iwantsleep8079]

Darkiplier is now confirmed physical embodiment of the “Actually Cassidy, I am busy” vine

[@mrvector5369]

Mark: Maan? MatPat: Person of indistinguishable gender. Mark: *Proud Mark Noises*

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

*markiplier said gender rights! No, it was neutrality! Frick!*

[@lunarose7914]

Who is MatPat? I always thought that was Ethan.

[@jacker2110]

@@lunarose7914 the "he is mat pat" thing is just a theory, a game theory!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH....... he is the owner of the channel game theory.

[@robina.c.6380]

"it's a spectrum!" **proud handshake**

[@robina.c.6380]

@@jordy469 this take is so cold that it made the Titanic sink

[@gloomygamerz3369]

Dark: Trying to be scary Also Dark: Putting on Makeup in the mirror and saying nice things about himself

[@erikoinenuori]

Mark at the end saying ”but that’s all I’m going to give you” with his low Dark voice....... I had a chill going down my spine.

[@paIapin]

It would be so cool if this video ended with a "The ending...!" The Revelation 0 out of 31

[@will_danz]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE DAMN BAWHHX!!!

[@will_danz]

I hope it's actually tiny box tim.

[@itsarocklol]

El Palapin 69*

[@YourBoyTrue]

@@will_danz It's not what's in the box... it has to be... THE BOX ITSELF! That's it! It's a multi-dimensional Schrodinger box! Everything in the box must exist at the same time in different universes until the box is opened!

[@jadeaim]

that was what i was literally hoping 4

[@d.8332]

“The math checks out.” “I thought you were a scientist, not a mathematician!” “...Goodbye.” *”NoOo”*

[@zubaydi]

Is math related to science?

[@jjstyle8847]

@@Black25284 chill

[@jjstyle8847]

@@Black25284 not really but k

[@minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133]

nick pilar22 aren’t you a wonderfully charming person, so full of unbelievable charisma.

[@therealakiyama]

ulysse delanoe scientific formulas are related to math

[@the_mushroom_system]

Dark: *gets embarrassed he was caught putting on eyeliner and practicing his lines* Me: Awe can I just hug you Damien! Celine!

[@irgendwerausbayern1999]

5:18 - Tongue twister - the hardest one for a pirate!

[@caydent.3124]

“This thing...ooh, this thing. Oh, this thing, oh yeah, this thing. This thing. PPT- this thing-PT-PTP.”(1:34) ~Markiplier 2019

[@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo]

You forgot the "Stop fighting me!"

[@Kai-iy3kk]

S t o p f i g h t i n g m e

[@milleniam]

this thing

[@creature8911]

**eds skeleton is thrown at him**

[@firebreathingguy561]

What episode is that btw? I saw an edit of that before.

[@raykaminski9425]

“If this man could make a choice” “Man?” “Person of undistinguishable gender. Its a spectrum”

[@SqepFray]

Mark: "there we go"

[@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125]

Everyone: *being professional* Mark: *starts cussing out a plane*

[@heartofonyx9763]

5:51 If a random cannibal on a desert island accepts the new definition of gender, everyone should. 😂

[@VladIsLove22]

I won’t

[@GrapeScentedEboy]

Mark: "I'll give my most dedicated about a week" Me: "Challenge accepted" **finishes and solves the puzzle in 3 hours**

[@pinkwolf2019]

My god that is me

[@pinkwolf2019]

@@r2-d2withatophat Actually me too...but hey did get to see Dark again ^^

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

R2-D2 with a Tophat Yeah.

[@colorsrrealduh]

I award us all the annoyingly devoted fan badge

[@colorsrrealduh]

R2-D2 with a Tophat YES. SCREW IMPORTANT WORK HABITS BEING TAUGHT IN SCHOOL, I NEED TO MEMORIZE EVERY GODDAMN SENTENCE OF THIS MASTERPIECE Even if that means I have to stay up until 3:00 to finish any homework I missed godammit-

[@AlphaStallion101]

My favorite blooper has to be the one at 4:20 of Mark losing his shit over a plane and flipping it off. No question, that made me laugh so damn hard 😂😂😂😂.

[@tracyrnbsn]

420 BLAZE IT

[@sirnoobsalot101]

@@tracyrnbsn the plane was blazing over them

[@MikhailYT]

Ha ha is a funni number

[@dmlppspringtraplover]

Yeah

[@sirultim8643]

FEDEX!?!?!?!?

[@skitmations1731]

7:27 LINES NOT TO BE CROSSED YOU SON OF A PIRATE!

[@CRUCIFIEDHAM]

6:38 I... I can't describe how much joy this one form of matpat brings me

[@cherrydere]

Mark: “Omae wa mou shinderiu, you know what that means?” Bob *visible confusion*: “...No” What an icon

[@poco4756]

NANI!?!?

[@colorsrrealduh]

meme music *aAAAgGGHH!*

[@therealdeal822]

9:57 lol

[@juliey20]

WHO LIKED THIS TO MAKE 667 LIKES?

[@Jessica-nz5hk]

That means you're already dead

[@NekoInACup]

"Oh, you're... early." Considering Markimoo expected it to take us a week or so, yeah a little early.

[@eZeero]

I think the whole point of it was most likely...a set up.We won't get the whole truth yet "Now is not the time".He must've made it so only after a week the "truth" comes out.He only said that it will take us a week,it doesn't mean he really thought that.Maybe he expected us to find it early.Who knows?Maybe it was all intentional and only after a week it will be revealed.

[@daybreak2127]

@@eZeero knowing Mark, it is probably hidden deeper than numbers appearing under question marks.

[@TheCelticTrio]

Which choices get to the Pirates?

[@BlueFlagAlpha]

@@TheCelticTrio Wait For Rescue

[@TheCelticTrio]

@@BlueFlagAlpha Ok. I've almost exhausted the 'paddle home' route I think

[@jorbles_]

I don't believe the fact that Mark was gonna be an engineer, he seems like the most theater kid ever

[@EctoSpaceCadet]

I love the matpat blooper “If this man would make a choi-“ “MAN?” “Person of indistinguishable gender.” “There we go.” “It’s a spectrum.” That handshake just made it too xD

[@laurenjones8196]

Mat: "If this man would make a choice-" Mark: "Man?" Mat: ". . .Person of indistinguishable gender" Mark: "There we go." Mat: "It's a spectrum." Had me dead

[@blakejeffries3365]

Madame Jelly I was hoping to find a comment about that clip 😂

[@valentinewhite9298]

he's right tho

[@txkyosins_]

Those are words of my entire life...And I hate explaining the spectrum

[@BitterJoyXx]

Madame Jelly haha I was watching that as I read this comment 🤣

[@deadgir1walking31]

🤣🤣🤣 Edit: 1000th like♥️

[@xcodesniper275]

“Now is not the time for us to meet” Well mark *Perhaps we’re the crazy ones*

[@nc-sharkbait776]

Thirs a password

[@xcodesniper275]

Bengt Bagels pues yo soy, pero no sé lo que eso significa entonses 🤷‍♂️.

[@jflintgaming6832]

5:38 Matpat 10 years after trying to salve fnafs lore!!

[@henkerton8738]

Imma say it now, Virgil from Thomas Sanders and Darkiplier would get along lmao