A HFY Story : A Gold Star | 1987~ Deathworld, War, Terran & Humans

[@sansneel1542]

"An undisturbed humanity is a docile creature, a provoked humanity is a fucking APOCALYPSE" - i like this one

[@imjang2430]

Well, to be fair, we ARE able to make our own apocalypse right now. So imagine in the future as innovation progresses. Nuclear war? Child's play, compared to what we'll be able to do

[@Jason-sm4oc]

What odds do I get that the President is Human?

[@PhoenixThunderheart]

I'd put money on it

[@sgtwhisker26]

Probably the same amount of odds that the prince crapped his pants

[@usafriptide1719]

I'll do a gentleman's bet on him being human. That's $1 for those not in the know.

[@alfredsutton4412]

$100 to a hole in a donut?

[@StarForgers]

@Alfred Sutton What if it has so much cream it's self sealing?

[@PhoenixThunderheart]

Should have turned off the distortion just so the elf could see he was human. Really, who would he tell? The others sure wouldn't believe him

[@acem556]

Remember the president isn't a child, for that would be childish. He's teaching the new warlords, next generation in the ways of evil management.

[@anathardayaldar]

But if he did that, the Elf might think this was actually self-serving propaganda and thought he could call the human's bluff.

[@ProfessorRaiParadox]

They already knew

[@midgefidget5796]

No humans present in the story. Just humans as the topic of discussion. I like it

[@truekurayami]

No humans were confirmed as present, though I'm pretty damn sure the "President" was a human.

[@Mad_Overseer]

I mean the boss could be human like humans infiltrated this organisation and they change the head without the others knowing because of the disguise

[@smaragdwolf1]

@@Mad_Overseer by all means, it could be humans who FOUNDED that organisation. That whole class lecture, gold star and all? Thats TO human to be used by another species.

[@Hopalongtom]

@@smaragdwolf1 it's an interesting means for dealing with intergalactic crime!

[@fanOmry]

@@Mad_Overseer Please, humans *established it.*

[@daniel_f4050]

Do not anger the dragon called humanity, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

[@conniewilkinson9347]

I prefer mine with horseradish. ;-p

[@Joshua-fo9zw]

Story 2. Magic cow give free milk do not disturb magic cow. Disturbed magic cow tramples all before it, do not disturb magic cow.

[@britishneko3906]

touch the cow *do it*

[@slimeinabox]

Now THATS how you Overlord!

[@markotisovic8233]

Love it. for the Author, for the Bard and for the amlighty Algorithm

[@DisIzDaName]

Huh...Give humanity a little time to adapt a few things and I'd bet the plastic surgery industry will have a new and VERY enthusiastic customer base in those guys. Imagine being hunted down and killed because you fell off your bike and scraped your knee as a kid.

[@meanderthelost6029]

Well no since surgery of any kind would be impossible in the first place and just make even more nasty scars from the near instant over healing.

[@SNaKeEyexxx]

@@meanderthelost6029 the cosmetic industry on the other hand, no one will know you were injured if you have good enough makeup

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

@@meanderthelost6029 There are drugs that suppress the healing factor, so no scarring will form. It 'll take some experimentation to find the right dose, but tell an elfian they can be free of scars , free to return among their people.. they will sign the release forms without even looking. Doable , just time consuming and expensive. Can you imagine the power over Elfian Policy, once the former scared ones start returning? Whoever perfects and patents the method, own them!

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

@@SNaKeEyexxx There is no make up that can hide Keloid scarring. We're talking thick ridges protruding from the skin, like ropes. No make up trick can hide that.

[@SNaKeEyexxx]

@@peterwalls-qf7ii oh damn, that’s tough

[@robertgarner2471]

Here's your Gold; some odd reason you had me channeling Winston Churchill.

[@morgankuikka4940]

Blacl market boss: ".....they will fight you on the beaches, in the air, and on the landing grounds...... wait wrong speech."

[@ICountFrom0]

*nods sagely* leader's a human.

[@Luthor_]

Not only human, probably from an intelligence/counterintelligence agency.

[@VATROU]

The President reminds me a little of the Phantom. A hero based on old Pulp fiction who wore a costume to hide their identity. I say this because when one got too old to continue fighting crime a new Phantom would take their place keeping the mythos alive that they were immortal and a vengeful spirit. Obviously the President has been many people, maybe even many different aliens. But more likely a human has been at the reigns for a long time.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo I rather suspect that the Black Market President *is* a Human.

[@greenrena8503]

Anybody else wondering just *what* there old teacher from back then is doing now? In retirement, with time at there hands and nobody suspecting them.

[@666stonewall]

A fun sequel!

[@acarrillo8277]

What was the first part?

[@coadacatalin4510]

Sequel to what?

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@EdibleFuture]

Space elves? Who else immediately though if space dwarves

[@SiegeTF]

I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm terrified of teacher.

[@zaiahnova8829]

I feel like the president is human

[@robertbemis9800]

One guess what species is behind the curtain?

[@KevinSproul]

Anyone else thing the "President" is human?

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

[@peterwalls-qf7ii]

HA! Does he slip that badly often? The prez i mean, i think you might want to start looking for the next one. This one ..Lets just say the way he handled the elfian Prince, was..not optimal! I can understand the anger, but its too reveling. Those idiots will talk, you can take that to the bank and earn interest on it, they will talk. Assuming (yes i know) the rest of the galaxy is not filled with idiots, someone will make the connection. Knowing the species, is a start to unravel everything. The list canot be that long. What happens next is irrelevant! The attempt has been made. Where one failed, another may succeed, or damage the organisation enough, to draw public attention to them.

[@smaragdwolf1]

the princess is a spoiled Brat. After that tear down, he will hide in a Bunker and scream at every Sound from outside. There will be no threat from him. The other Warlords may guess what their leader is... but even if they do, after THAT Speech, they would not dare to go against him. The moment the president entered via teleportation and active camouflage, these Warlords already showed how much they fear him. A single hint, that they maybe revealed his identity, would be their instant Death.

[@randolphphillips3104]

Is this a sequel? It sounds familiar, but not "I have heard this story" familiar.

[@martinwyke]

The black market is Terran intelligence. 🤭

[@Darksoulpoetry]

Everyone knows its a human... BUUUTTT I think prob a girl! Military and mad as hell she has to be the kinder garden teacher.

[@sjmcc13]

Not just elven arrogance, but Lorwyn level narcissistic elven arrogance and egotism???

[@shayneevans4260]

is that a new voice you're using for the president ? i'm not sure

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@lanceknowlton1871]

Obligatoire algorithm comment

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@bastiaanzoetaert9628]

Good schow

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@dingo5362]

FTA

[@CT-1035]

FTA

[@wyattrodgers2844]

FTA

[@Donosauros_Rex]

we are at 1987 soon we will reach 2023

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@WingManFang1]

Lol

[@cmmpr111]

Meth

[@merlinwizard1000]

1st, 27 January 2023