A Human Supercarrier & Don't lie to the humans, they will believe you | 2329 | Short Sci-Fi Story

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00:30 A Human Supercarrier by FoxKorp
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@thatotherguy8138]

"That's not a Supercarrier. THAT's a Supercarrier." -Admiral Michael Dundee, United Earth Navy

[@serpentinious7745]

Not to be confused with the Super Duper Carrier

[@InternetGravedigger]

Supercarrier? Nah, we just use these for weekend hunting trips...

[@user-kp7yt6mf8t]

1st Crocodile Dundee film ‘that’s not a knife. Now this is a knife.’ 😂😂😂

[@orclev]

Aliens: What the hell is THAT! Humans: Oh, that's a Megacarrier. Aliens: But WHY? Humans: Well, we needed something in between a Supercarrier and an Ultracarrier. Aliens: Wait, what's an Ultracarrier? Humans: Well... that's no moon.

[@bignasty4874]

Classic.

[@RevokFarthis]

'It took us 80 years to match them" And that's 80 years we've been outpacing you.

[@shawngill9286]

sounds like the American spirit of building to what the enemy says they have is still a thing

[@predaking50ae]

@@shawngill9286 Yeah. The title of the video had me thinking of the Foxbat/F-15 Eagle situation.

[@shawngill9286]

@@predaking50ae yep agree

[@roberine7241]

The aliens accidentally started another cold war

[@TheStarMachine2000]

Yeah, Humanity has never exactly been big on "reasonable threat response." To quote a chubby electron mover, "If it is a fair fight, you are doing it wrong"

[@chrislaf89]

This one comment....applies wonderfully to both stories.

[@davidjones341]

Ahh yes the Fat Electrician a fellow man of culture I see.

[@mattbrown5511]

No such thing as over-kill. There is prepared or defeat.

[@venator-fb7yy]

Lol, if you ain't cheating then you ain't trying!🤣

[@InternetGravedigger]

@@venator-fb7yy EXACTLY!

[@xessq1]

1st story: Empress, that ship that we see is ALMOST on par with our Super Carriers, I believe the humans call that part of their fleet the "Coast Guard" .. intel says that they are not really intended for battle, but rather merely just for taking care of the occasional pirates or smugglers

[@benova2093]

I think there was a story where the aliens attacked Earth and thought the Coast Guard was the Navy until the Navy and the Marines showed up in their home system

[@zharpain]

Lol imagine the pirates that humans deal with requiring that kind of firepower probably would make her rethink going anywhere near those systems. Could her fleets take the pirates? maybe but probably isn't worth it.

[@nathanielhill8156]

​@@zharpain No, the fleet isn't allowed in Sol without gravity tugs to realign our orbits. Our supercariers are in a neighboring solar system that we converted into a trinary.

[@EricPoehlsen]

I would have loved the first story ending with: "That, Empress, is a human supercarrier, it holds 200 of what the humans classify as Cairo Class Light Assault Vessel."

[@NeSeeger]

Lying to Humans just makes a benchmark for us to cross. Its when we misconstrue something (IE MIG-25) that we panic and react with something incredibly deadly (IE F-15).

[@nightrunnerxm393]

Well...there is a bit of logic to that. If you overestimate your foes, you limit their ability to surprise you. The tricky part is to not overestimate so badly you create a non-existent boogeyman, nor underestimate them so badly they can catch you unawares (which is a common flaw among the Xenos, for some reason) because you grew overconfident and stupid.

[@taitano12]

Even if you know they're lying, it's best to assume they're not, just in case. Just like how the U.S. has been dealing with the U.S.S.R and China for decades.

[@jonmiller9534]

I see I was not the only one thinking about the MIG-25 and F-15 with that story.

[@NeSeeger]

@@jonmiller9534 You could probably look at comparisons of the current state of the Russian federation as well.

[@chkmcgee]

​@nightrunnerxm393 there no such thing as being overprepared.

[@tracewallace23]

"Walk softly but carry a big stick" is a premise that has always worked well for me

[@sysbofh]

A big, spiked and filled with lead stick.

[@Wastelandman7000]

First story, Humans: Go big or go home. Second story, Oh feck! They called our bluff!

[@Kualinar]

That first ship classified as a super carrier is a mere support, or escort vessel for their actual super carriers. Merely a «light assault craft». This one carries a few 100's of the former. Empress : Let see how we can make peaceful contact with the humans and hope that we can become allies.

[@stephenleslie6961]

I hope that when we do reach the stars we are as badass as we are portrayed in these stories.

[@user-kp7yt6mf8t]

Are you kidding even if the military doesn’t build it you can be sure someone else will. It will be done independent family owned ship that their 20y old son has just inherited let’s be honest it’s what we do with cars all the time.

[@merlinathrawes746]

And hopefully as smart as only some of the stories make us out to be.

[@user-kp7yt6mf8t]

@@merlinathrawes746 I noticed your name and it jumped out at me as I’m rereading the safehold series right now. 😀

[@Speed001]

Doubtful, we live on a paradise. Unless they are made of gasses or mercury, our temperatures are nothing to fear. We are well protected from radiation. I think our gravity is lower than many. And ultimately our weather is routine, predictable.

[@quinnhasse9170]

i assume they lied about weapon capability and we took it at face-value? - second story, cold war 2 in SPACE.

[@MrGoesBoom]

So Space Russia and Space USA response?

[@Kualinar]

@@MrGoesBoom Except that one was bluffing and the other didn't bluff, or even understood the meaning of bluffing.

[@ThePelican12]

Sounds like the F-15 program all over again.

[@quinnhasse9170]

yes, to all of it

[@Attaxalotl]

F-15 moment

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

also mistake human fighters as super carriers lol.

[@artyd42]

Well... you gotta put the military mindset on it. We're in space... the only limitation we have is how much weight we can still swing at speed. From there it's standard "hold my beer" mentality of how many guns can you put on a ship and still maintain maneuverability to specifications requested.

[@aoki6332]

@@artyd42 No there also another huge limitation at how big something can be how much pressure it can exert or the like how a dyson sphere is not possible for the fact that at that size any material we know of will exert so much tension on itself it will just destroy itself

[@Kevinm1025]

Aliens: We have hundreds of ships, you'll never match us if you try Humans: Yes please

[@jukkiivi4282]

That is not a Supercarrier. THIS is a Supercarrier! Humans will match any threat - real or not. For the Algorithm! May it allways favor the Skverrel! For the Authors! May they write MOAR! For the Narrator! May he reach 100 k subs! For the Beard! May it grow in peace!

[@alfredsutton4412]

TWO great stories by two creative authors. 👍 For the talented voice actor 👍 For the algorithm that rules all 🎉

[@mnspstudioful]

"Therein lies the problem, General. They have 218... and they class these as Battle Cruisers. That... that shadow blotting out their star, is their Super Carrier."

[@copperboltwire320]

"A-And they got 10 of those..."

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

@@copperboltwire320 "That we know of .. "

[@Speed001]

Seriously should have started with that, kinda important

[@ravenouself4181]

@@Speed001 Yup. Something along the line of "Shut the fuck up You donkey. Are Your trying to get us all killed? That is not more than an escort ship. That.... that is a Super Carrier."

[@TheGreyGhost873]

DONT TOUCH MY BOATS “says the USA”

[@Warutteri]

There's no such thing as "overkill" when it comes to war 😁

[@AlanMyronPrivate]

Only in total war.

[@mattbrown5511]

And it's not a war crime if you are the victor.

[@Dedjester-to9uk]

Used to play Steiner based merc unit in Battletech. Lot of heavy and assault mechs. Our motto became "ain't no kill like overkill".

[@TheSlipperyjimbo]

It's not a war crime the first time it's done.

[@mattbrown5511]

Or if you happen to be the victors.@@TheSlipperyjimbo

[@ts25679]

How about: "Don't give your enemies accurate information about anything and if you do, don't be surprised when they use it against you."

[@iglidor]

The second story is about the different military mentalities that we can see right now in our world. One, where you overestimate your army and make it seem much stronger than it is to deter your enemies from making any moves. And one where you underestimate your army, where you are hiding your strength to lure your enemies into false sense of security. Both have their merit depending on your actual goals. Tragedy is when you lose sight of real state of your own army and forget which of those two you are actualy going for.

[@rupertmiller9690]

I asked an AI to write a comment for this channel. Minimal direction was given, (praise narration and story choice) this is what it came up with: I love Agro Squirrel's videos! He has such a great voice and he always picks the most interesting stories to narrate. He makes me laugh, cry and think with his amazing storytelling skills. He is the best narrator on KZbin, hands down!

[@peterkleemann1653]

Like the story of super carriers. You need to make sure that you are using the same scale than your opponent.

[@AlanMyronPrivate]

I really love OP humans. That should be our place in the stars.

[@Wastelandman7000]

WE ARE THE HAMMER! ~Grey Knights battle cry, Warhammer 40k

[@Wastelandman7000]

This is good too, "No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!" ~The Black Templars, Warhammer 40k. The reason these things come to mind is that's exactly how the Imperium of Man thinks.

[@zapbranigan8239]

Aliens: Submit! Humans: Heard, but tell us more

[@ussnautilus1225]

Your mandatory engagement, sir. And as always, your readings deliver!

[@lamenter7612]

I was thinking that 170 craft was rather light for a super carrier.

[@chrislaf89]

Especially in space.

[@wolfoffenris9951]

The second one souds just like 2 superpowers today.... what a coincidence

[@iceebuffalo5130]

I heard both of these previously on the tikytoky from one of the AI talking heads. I cannot even begin to tell you how much better it is to have this read by an actual person and the voices you do. Thank you for your work 💛

[@LordofWar609]

100k here we come

[@trevorstephen7977]

Keep up the real story telling. Really enjoying the proper inflection and voice changes.

[@ForWeAreMany]

Aliens: so what we call Super Carriers, Humans call "Light Assault Craft" and what they call Super Carriers... is nothing less than an Extinction-Level event made manifest.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Thank you for the stories. Here is a like and comment for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@desertmaker]

Congrats on 100k been enjoying your readings for a while now. Nice to see your efforts appreciated.

[@chronus4421]

The best addition YT has made to the interface recently is the live update and animated rolling graphic to the Like button; it catches your eye as you're watching and it makes me click it as well. 100k!

[@jasonmarsden6205]

100k we will get there😊

[@Jakes3130]

LOL! lying has a tendency to eventually bite the liar

[@kronosch72]

Your ship and the ship she tells you not to worry about.

[@yomogami4561]

100k or bust!! i enjoyed both stories and the narration. thanks

[@InternetGravedigger]

Story 1: Space Texans, everything is bigger. Also, there's no such thing as overkill, just 'open fire' and 'reload'. Story 2: Don't bet everything on a bluff, the opponent may just call...

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

Never expect the enemy to enact your dream engagement :)

[@judahschultz]

It’s funny that the aliens considered a light cruiser as super carriers…

[@thomasmandell3002]

A light assault carrier.

[@LustyDwarf95]

This channel deserves to be on 1M subs. Absolutely amazing work

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

nice hit the 97k now

[@Ryarios]

For the super carrier, I think I would have written that the Humans didn’t call the Cairo a super carrier but just a carrier. Their super carriers carried 150 Cairo class ships.

[@lumberluc]

What we call Supercarrier, the humans call Light Assault Craft. Oof. They got you beat there

[@markfergerson2145]

For the Al Gore Rhythm! For the Embodied Voice! For the author(s)! 100K look out, we’re coming for you!

[@flaxtube322]

The Mighty Agro is approaching 100k. Awesome.

[@scotthinger6397]

Good stories today. WITH ENERGY!!

[@ardermis]

Ah yes the foxbats legacy in space lol

[@td6647]

They built a space force large enough to take out the one we lied about!😳😂

[@JB-mg5lw]

So excited to see you get to 100k!

[@Goulmy86]

Loved the second story. Have heard the super carrier a 3th time now...

[@lucaslubbers6659]

BIG thanks for the great narration

[@craigwatkins3569]

Found your channel back in 2021. When i was out of work do to an injury. Couldn't play video games or much of anything else. Was so bored i would hope you had dropped something that day or just listen to an old one. Back when i didnt know what you looked like. For the algorithm!

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Great stories; Excellent narration! Go BIG or go home!!! LOL!!!

[@davidragan9233]

Carriers are nice and all as the backbone of a fleet, but battleships are making a possible comeback because it is more cost effective to yeet warheads on foreheads than expensive missiles. They also can't be hacked in route. They can also be armed with Rods fro God, Casaba Howitzers, ship-sized Macron shotguns, then your choice of FAE or Nuclear options.

[@ZeraSeraphim]

Everyone's gangsta till Humanity shows up, screaming "FOR DEMOCRACY"

[@anathardayaldar]

Both stories are prime examples of the best in HFY. I wonder why then the letters "HFY" are missing from the titles.

[@najroe]

for the AlGoRiIThM and BIG thanks for the great narration

[@Skelethin]

"it's not our fault that we spent the last 80 years building for what they *said* they had, and now one of us is hopelessly out gunned."

[@thomasschulz2167]

Pretty sure that's ingrained into modern American military doctrine. Take what the enemy says they have and build something to defeat it.

[@zuzax1656]

The second story is pretty much what happened between the Soviet Union and the US in the early 70's. The USSR introduced the Mig-25 "Foxbat" as an interceptor. It set many 'time-to-altitude' and speed records for fighter aircraft. Obviously, the Soviets propagandized the hell out of it. The US had nothing that could touch it. So, we came up with the F-15 Eagle. Then, we got ahold of a Foxbat. Turns out it was not a good fighter, just a good interceptor of bombers. It was heavy, not very agile, and very short ranged. The radar used vacuum tube technology! I wonder if the author knew of this.

[@Aim54Delta]

We had vacuum tubes in our aircraft for some time. ICs which could directly handle microwave signal processing are a relatively recent thing and solid state microwave amplifiers and their limitations until more recent process innovations. While true the Russians hyped up the MiG 25, it's also true that some design limitations were common to the era. Of course, Russian philosophy was also a bit different. While the MiG-25 scared the hell out of us, the F-5/20 scared the bejeesus out of the Russians and led to the MiG-29. For the Russians, the F-15 was a glorified F-4. The F-5, on the other hand, could be present everywhere, produced by the thousand, and was a nippy little thing to strap missiles and bombs to as needed.

[@zuzax1656]

@@Aim54Delta True. I think the BUFF had vac tube backups for navigation and radios, and might still. It just seems like it's a bit backward for a plane designed to intercept bombers to not have the best radar to lock missiles with. I mean, if you can't shoot down an enemy bomber before it delivers its payload, you won't have a home to go back to, especially if they're nukes.

[@Aim54Delta]

@@zuzax1656 Vacuum tube technology is still perfectly capable. There are some analog processing circuits which need the use of complex vacuum tubes. The low voltages and use of switching power supplies of today's digital systems are a huge hurdle for mixed signal processing. Vacuum tubes could produce more sensitive radars - arguably are still superior to modern methods. Things like a magnetron are still one of the most efficient ways of producing microwaves for radar signals. There are disadvantages as the frequency is fixed, which is why AESA arbitrary frequency antennas are used - but the magnetron is still perfectly valid. As is a reflex klystron tube - one of the few ways to achieve voltage multiplication at RF and microwave frequencies. The newer technology is not always "better" than old technology. All of design/engineering is a compromise of goals. The F-4 ran on vacuum tubes. The B-52's navigation system ran on vacuum tubes and ferrite core memory. The F-117 used a miniaturized version. Part of the system was a way to zero out progressive error by referencing fixed markers visible from the air. These systems were very capable and more accurate than today's GPS. I imagine the Russians had similar systems - though whether or not the production quality was up to the standard of the design is a question of how hard Atlas was shrugging. It was a 1950s radar which tracked and shot down an F-117 over Yugoslavia in the late 90s. While, in theory, the most modern digital systems could achieve a similar feat automatically regardless of operator skill - a modern AESA radar is an enormous investment in design and production resources and has over 70 years of innovation more than the 1950s radar. Do you need the latest and greatest to be effective in your role? Though, true, Russia's semiconductor industry lagged significantly behind the west and has only recently begun to make strides toward catching up.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

I have now heard the first story from 3 different people or AI's (Not sure on that) But you are still by far the best reader as you put effort and acting into your readings. Thank you for the readings

[@anathardayaldar]

Story1: X: Then... that's your supercarrier? H: LOL, no.

[@vrwhammer001]

thenk you for these stories. they are excellent

[@paulalain2798]

great stories

[@MZeora]

For Agro, For the Algo

[@Randy-jc2su]

Nice to see you growing

[@medicentio]

Story 1: Humans don't know of the term "small". Be afraid. Story 2: As the old human saying goes, "put your money where your mouth is". Be VERY afraid of bluffing to humans.

[@KalijahAnderson]

Let that be a lesson to let your scout finish his damned report.

[@RW-kn3xp]

Excellent as always

[@captbart3185]

This is a truth most dictators don’t understand. First time I heard of it was the book’Alas, Babylon’ from the ‘50s. Actual example was the Iraqi war I think it was possible that Sadam actually believed he had weapons of mass destruction, his downfall was that the US believed that lie and acted accordingly. We believed the Soviet Union’s stories of their capabilities and we got the F-22. We believed China’s claims about their capabilities against our big deck carriers so now we have the ‘Lightening’ carriers with F-35s on board. A deterrent too well hidden deters nothing but a believable lie can lead you enemies to develop weapons and strategies that you CANNOT deal with. They have been warned but they don’t seem to understand. Sad.

[@scottmorigeau7274]

Thank you so much, love the streams!

[@sottedkraken9971]

Always enjoy your stories.......

[@TS-bj8my]

Another set of good stories and great narration! Thanks.

[@harleymoore441]

ah thank you this helps scoutmaster please leave. AH thank you scoutmaster for saving us from out own destruction.

[@IceFiction404]

Nice. I love the stories

[@Caigul]

always happy to see a new vid

[@Skyfighter64]

That second story sounds a LOT like the Cold War in a nutshell. Soviets claim an enormous bomber fleet (Flying bombers from base to base during U2 overflights to make their bomber force look bigger), and the USA responds by building up a force to compete with the theoretical capability. Intelligence reports their new MiG-25 is a superfighter that will wipe the Americans from the skies? The Americans build the F-15, one of the most successful fighter aircraft in history.

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Bravo Sir Encore!

[@bradwolf07]

Second Story: Those Xenos better not play poker with humans, they will get wrecked

[@lornbaker1083]

Even when we get lied to about an enemy's proper power, we assume they are lying about what it can actually do so we make something that is even greater. And then we happen to lie about our stuff we are saying It's not as greatest it can actually be. After all we are strong when we appear the weakest.

[@noneofyourbuisness1679]

TD;LR Story 1: Ignorance really is bliss . . . if YOU AREN’T human, that is Story 2: Ignorance really is bliss . . . if THEY ARE human, that is

[@mangafan6261]

Thx for the good reads

[@deussalt4479]

For the Agro-rythm!

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

100K Now! Another great read of 2 great stories

[@BrokenCurtain]

I think I've seen recommendations for about half a dozen videos where an AI voice reads that exact same supercarrier story. The content farmers seem to have found a new niche.

[@richardorta8960]

"Could you move the tin can and show me the super carrier?" "Tin can? That is our super carrier!" "... Your frigate is a carrier?" "What do your people call a super carrier?" points to a spot without visible stars "That."

[@rhodoraruba2940]

Couple years later: Empress: so now Ular how many Supercarriers do the humans have Ular: forty eig- Empress: by the gods THEY HAVE 48 OF THESE

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

His mistake was starting with the human equivalent of a fighter carried by the super carrier.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

Correction comparing not starting

[@evilatredes]

HFY!!! FTW!

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@queenbee8045]

Story two. Russia is learning this lesson the hard way.

[@FuzzyMarineVet]

That second story brings to mind the historical rivalry between the USSR and USA. When the Soviets began to brag about their "Foxbat" interceptor, the Americans believed them and designed and built the F15 Eagle to counter it. When the Soviets realized the the Americans built the plane that they were falsely claiming to have they forbade Foxbat pilots from engaging Eagles in battle.

[@thomasmandell3002]

The Syrian's lost a couple Foxbat E's over the years to Israeli Eagles, but most of the time the Syrian Foxbats did a high speed burn to get out of Dodge.

[@Paulie4President]

Woot Woot on the way to 100k

[@bignasty4874]

"Peace through superior firepower."-- somebody

[@JefferyScout]

Thank you very much Joy Peace Love Jeffery

[@richardstone5552]

Brilliant

[@anathardayaldar]

Story 2: X: And and our ships are a hundred miles long, and ... has a hundred plasma cannons on each side, and can go twice, no, five, no TEN times the speed of light!!! H: Oh.. ok give us a week.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Ah yes, the old biggest stick gets dwarfed by the human industrial complex. The galaxy should fear anything that leads the humans into total war. That Scoutmaster just saved his species.

[@benlis735]

Not sure where else to post it, If you can get the rights to it i think you should narrate "The Gentle Vultures" by Isaac Asimov. Best HFY ever if you ask me.

[@thewizard8032]

So close to 100k!

[@urbypilot2136]

I just found your channel, and your the first one I found not using those thrice be damned awful AI voices. Cheers, for you have earned a subscriber.

[@TheJMPD]

To 100K! And above! 🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸