A 'Light-Year' Of Water

www.curiositybox.com/

[@angelfelix138]

There’s literally no other person that could sell a water bottle to me this convincingly

[@nrdkraft]

Same.😂 I’ve been meaning to buy a bigger water bottle but haven’t. But I simply can’t pass this one up if at all possible. I will not buy any other water bottle if I can’t buy this one.

[@Yourlocalwordrobe]

SAME

[@Dunkopf]

Wish i wasnt poor

[@jameslloyd2540]

*Linus Sebastian has entered the chat

[@impendio]

Linus wants to know your location.

[@Kyuuwai]

*_" I sucked a lightyear of water "_* seems a pretty reasonable talent

[@JS-rv3et]

instructions unclear. buzz is singing a weird song now

[@sroy7982]

"I drank water of 20 human hearts"

[@WHITEPERSUAS1ON]

Do you mean a liter? No. No I do not.

[@AlienXfoldsgoku]

@@JS-rv3etnahhhhh

[@d.lloydjenkinsjr]

Gotta say pause after that statement

[@Nn91.]

…did he just pour his eyeballs on me?

[@elsievessey222]

it gave my a jumpscare

[@Loyd4797]

Yes yes he did

[@fahrenheit2101]

Nah, the gag is (probably) that it's the amount of water in 2 human eyes both because... it is, and that he just poured it into your eyes.

[@theoldworldkitten]

@@fahrenheit2101 He rehydrated our eyes🥲😏

[@SuperGD501]

yes he did

[@_aliabdullah_]

*AND YOU'RE WEIRD* That stare knocked me out cold

[@genesisextra7855]

Weird*

[@d4rkl3g3nds9]

@@genesisextra7855wired*

[@hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa]

True for me.

[@doublet6953]

lololololo

[@_aliabdullah_]

​@@hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa Bro what even is the name 💀

[@greatwhitesufi]

There's no one who knows their audience as well as this man

[@ovencake523]

nor a man whose content is better fit for shortform

[@konstant_ly]

​@@ovencake523 I've been telling people this for weeks now! Michael is absolutely thriving in reels/shorts/whatever because it allows him to deliver whatever random bite-sized shit he thinks of without having to make a whole video connecting it to several other things

[@pappi8338]

​@@konstant_lyNothing compares to his full length films though

[@konstant_ly]

@@pappi8338 oh absolutely

[@pulvenberg1709]

Well, it's not just that he knows his audience. He is popular and he is popular among people who want to know strange facts. But at the same time, if it wasn't for him and his stuff would we ever wonder about things like this? What value does that knowledge actually have or is it only valuable because it's presented by Micheal. This is manipulation peeps. He doesn't know us, but he can mold our experience to the point where he will indeed, know us.

[@ChodyRay]

Glad to see Michael knows exactly what kind of fan base he has

[@Mjlovesupersoakers77]

Exactly, he has a whole army of weirdos ready at any time of need.

[@kannants2651]

Finally someone understands weirdos

[@Harukanatsuki1]

is not any normal weirdo fan base, we are an unnecessarily smart and nerdy weird fan base which means we are weirdly capable 😂

[@h3corptempbutevadinganass]

He knows us TOO gd well......i swear hes working for the cia. At this point. ....moon............moon....meeEeEen

[@kcrtxbw.4349]

Well, its easy when you can see through the camera and into ones soul like him. 👍

[@JillMarie582]

“And you’re weird.” “Relatable.”

[@_aliabdullah_]

True for you

[@_aliabdullah_]

I don't see anything weird in my videos Maybe that's weird for you

[@NawleyRoblox]

“How many light years of water, can you suck???” I fucking died 😭😭😭

[@dangerous_fire]

"how much you drink water in a day?" "1 light year"

[@redacted-tn3tp]

for me its 3 Lightyear

[@Ashen-One1]

25 warm beating human hearts.

[@freedustin]

That is not nearly enough water...especially after I read your name.

[@Thawhid]

Do you believe that tho? It's very lengthy and girthy

[@ExternalScientificCorporation]

for me 20 light years

[@Nothing-_-0024.]

bro told everyone to be scientists in the weirdest way possible

[@guieming3018]

@@InstagramUser69 jeez wtf

[@dickyarya8204]

Weird? Nah it's fun

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@fluffybbpeachhun6768]

That was uncalled for

[@aGodTierIdiot69696]

@@fluffybbpeachhun6768no, it wasn’t. Also, what’s the guy on the top saying? Is he cursing us with some ancient curse?

[@markpeene4757]

For people wondering he is not lying calculation 1040 ml of H20 is approx. (1040g / 18.016 g/mol) =57.73 mol of H20. That is 34.76 × 10^ 24 molecules ( h (avogadro's number)× 57.73. A water molecule has the size of 0.275 nm so multiplying 34.76×10^24 molecules ×2.75× 10^-10 m per molecule is a total length of 9.56 ×10^15 meter. A lightyear is 9.46×10^15 m so with some error in mind it is true what he says

[@juker59]

If it that’s big how come it fits in the bowl all the molecules are there that’s literally like 7 feet in water at just height ur dumb af

[@Lapis-lazauli]

R/theydidthemath

[@Matyas_Ceo_Of_Matyas]

Wdym some error in mind?

[@markpeene4757]

@@Matyas_Ceo_Of_Matyas That means that it is really close. Nobody can get exactly 1040 grams (the only variable) of water because a really small bit of changes the actual lenght a lot.

[@fionarogers983]

I have absolutely no idea that all that math is but okay👍

[@TheRedLampPost]

“How many light years of water can you suck?” I don’t think I’ve ever been so motivated to drink water.

[@naomisbrainjunk578]

“Because I know you, you don’t just live a life of action, you live a life of the mind. And you’re weird.” I guess he really does know his audience

[@Thee_Znutz]

And I'm all for it

[@deborahbarry8458]

He gets me

[@scotginger4690]

He's just like me fr.

[@namesurname7332]

I felt a sting

[@stevegoodson9022]

It's like he's met me

[@leviticusstowers8117]

I need 'Drink Length' on a shirt asap

[@djbrut33]

On a goblet

[@Blobbyo25]

How about "how many light-years of water can you SUCK?"

[@marysueechols2845]

​@@djbrut33on one of those "yards" of beer

[@wasp795]

wait that’s sus cuz drink length

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

Misinterpretation...no one will know without the bottle as an icon on the shirt what that phrase actually refers to.

[@MusicPerson-to3wb]

“And you’re weird” he’s not wrong

[@munkhjargaloyun-erdene8294]

Take that out of context "How many light years can you suck?"

[@ciaranbromhead1001]

When he said “Because I know you” somebody knocked on my door, I shat myself😂😂

[@Skyhigh_9905]

LoL.

[@danolantern6030]

The foretold prophecies are arriving. Your special day of reckoning will come.

[@Orange_74_1]

They’re here for you

[@deecollinssuperitandficays863]

Watch Out , They will be a dark enemy coming to your house once your finishing reading this comment... -------------------------------------- . ruoY emiT sI gninnuR tuO , esaelP nuR roF ruoY yefaS . m'I gniyarP roF uoY

[@jessicaraye]

😂😂😂

[@shubhsrivastava4417]

That "suck" was heavy 💀

[@bionicsuger8988]

No shit

[@Nightmare2.03]

@@bionicsuger8988You must be real fun at parties, huh?

[@theskullemoji]

​@@bionicsuger8988no

[@yllcoat]

@@Nightmare2.03you must also be fun in circuses 🎪

[@andry4313]

@@bionicsuger8988 My butt can't suck in poop.

[@faisaladi4822]

"sell me this pen" ahh short

[@f3m80y]

The fact this is basically an ad for a water bottle and is actually more entertaining than most yt shorts just shows how great this guy is

[@cosmosreality222]

How many light years of water can you suck? -Vsauce 2023

[@ThatRandomBeing]

Let’s find out!

[@WindbreakerHakura]

Ayo🤨📸

[@itsmenotjames]

I love chugging a lightyear of vsauces stuff

[@madmax82988]

Yeah we all watched the same video

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@jetlag1488]

"Don't drink volume. Drink length. How many light years of water can you SUCK?" Holy shit Michael lmao

[@The-Average-Noob]

I'm sold I'm sold!! You can stop convincing me!

[@The_egg142]

​@@The-Average-Noob💀

[@ElronHumpperdink]

☠️ 🧼

[@yo_utub-e]

it aint gay if its water

[@SmellyMan-lq3dv]

Man I gotta get one of these bottles

[@LibertyForceOfficial]

Damm bro we only need 4 water bottles to reach the closest star

[@mikeklotz7068]

“How many light years of water, CAN YOU SUCK?” “Is this practice or something???”

[@doodleguy5936]

"And you're weird" the nicest compliment I've ever received

[@Killbayne]

as a guy its the only compliment ive received in weeks

[@rojannoevirbornazal1208]

The detectives be like: I KNOW YOU

[@LRAVAU]

And it was the nicest “ you’re weird” too

[@DarkParagon]

Imagine someone coming up to you and saying 'You're totally normal'. I'd be offended.

[@user-mn7ot9bf1u]

ditto

[@pastorofmuppets9346]

"Because i know you" The home security meme is officially canon

[@twelved4983]

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! But where is “here?”… Well, as it turns out, I’m inside your home right now! *cut to that one image of him on a FNaF camera layout* …or am I?…

[@user-ik2iv2oj7z]

The curiosity box won't be the only thing coming to my door then

[@TropicalFoggg]

"hey vsauce! michael here. Your home security is great. ..or is it? 🤨"

[@camarao5590]

pastor of muppets my beloved youtube commenter and metallica fan, glad to srr you here

[@breadanbuttwr]

It is 😭

[@capebala5273]

"Don't drunk volume, drink length" -Michael

[@masela01]

"You don't just live a life of the action, you live a life of the mind. And you're weird." My mom jokingly calls me an alien sometimes

[@FlaxGalax_FG]

This is funny and sad at the same time.

[@spirityt7068]

"you got some water?" "Ye about a human heart amount" 💀💀

[@koolaidkid1112]

thats like nothing

[@hmm_monkey]

I still have about a human head, is that good?

[@oyortizen]

New American metric system

[@Baba_babaA]

​@@oyortizenyou mean measuring not metric?

[@spirityt7068]

@@Baba_babaA no it's called the metric system

[@I_forgor_tbh]

He is the most terrifying yet calming man ever

[@rssfake28]

he is of the mind . the darkest tower ye must heed into not

[@butterbox155]

he sees through our sides. he has ruled all our spirits. give up, as you must

[@doublet6953]

lolololo

[@jab6235]

"How many light years of water can you suck"

[@emb3rke]

Manager: Sell me this water bottle. Michael:

[@vervetwrydavigy3006]

"don't drink volume, drink *length* " is going to be my senior quote

[@SketchyGrandpa]

Geere he have jt guys the next Galileo

[@roldiboot1367]

That is kinda geh

[@mikemeetstec]

🤨

[@efskan]

​@@roldiboot1367get your mind out of the gutter

[@SladerTheTater]

NOOOOOOOO

[@JDOverclock]

"Oh I'm on my last eyeball of water!"

[@flushedface255]

💀

[@dreadblock7592]

Americans: anything but the metric system

[@Sen-ki-]

​@@dreadblock7592spotted the American

[@tylerxgregory]

​@dreadblock7592 as an American, we use the metric system more than our own measurements... like you're weird

[@dreadblock7592]

@@tylerxgregory just the a joke buddy, no need to get so serious.

[@La_unidad354_]

Him:And you are weird Me: well he ain’t lying

[@krystalqueen8821]

This guy is the example of: You dont know me, but I know you.

[@OtherPeople159]

"Hey buddy any water left in your bottle?" "Yeah about a weight of a warm human heart beating"

[@KeithPhillips]

Better than 2 adult human eyeballs...

[@jonahhofmeyr8306]

(Vsauce talking to his hallucinations)

[@pippi-_-]

​@@jonahhofmeyr8306do we have to retrieve him from Davey Johnson's locker now?

[@hasanabduqayumov]

Said Dwight K. Schrute

[@OrcyPoo]

I dont need much man. Just some adult tears worth

[@romulus9990]

“Don’t drink volume, drink length” 💀💀

[@FranciumBoron]

*_That’s what she said._*

[@ComicWolf19]

gladly

[@emojigran]

Why not both 😈

[@cjlg1822]

@@emojigrancause that’s gay

[@richardstone530]

When 12 inches isn’t enough to quench your thirst ass.

[@Santaclause2061]

"You're weird" You know what a beating human heart feels like to hold.

[@somebody700]

The math is simple: 1ly = 9.461e+24 nm 1 water molecule = 0.3 nm Water molecules per 1ly = 3.15367E25 Water molecules per 1liter (1000ml) = 3.34E25 1ly of water molecules in ml = 944ml, just shy of a liter as shown in the video.

[@zeldaforlife]

Huh

[@aquafox_x]

“And you’re weird” Best line. 10/10. It is very true.

[@RobertAbbott-yy1ix]

Same

[@JosiahFickinger]

I can't believe he tried calling us weird when he's the weird one 😅

[@mannatkumar803]

​@@JosiahFickingerwe do watch him so yea we all are weird

[@Buttery_toasty]

My god he's a genius

[@Patrick-zr8tv]

"omg I'm so quirky"

[@lophilofi3285]

no one has ever sold me a waterbottle more effectively

[@matthewkukowski4638]

Ikr, I'm beyond tempted to buy this, my nerd ass is fiending for more weird shit

[@DreyPlaysGames]

I’m so sad I’m poor

[@Goldfinch23]

Drink length is such a great line for a commercial 😂😂

[@raj_srikar]

Idk why I blinked when he emptied the bottle on the camera.

[@sorio99]

“And you’re weird.” Damn, dude knows his audience.

[@leafburst2658]

256

[@averageday]

I feel seen and heard

[@Chigger]

Michael saying we're weird is honestly the best that any KZbinr has known the audience.

[@AionAeon]

'Cause we're weired.

[@Raigius]

It takes weird to know weird and I must defer to his incredibly qualified expert opinion.

[@jonathandonley3299]

Personally, I felt it was the highest compliment I've been given in a while.

[@STICKOMEDIA]

​@@AionAeonfr

[@AionAeon]

@@STICKOMEDIA cause i d.

[@TuftyTaltan]

"I know you" is one of the most threatening things Michael VSauce could have possibly said

[@ecernosoft3096]

“And you’re weird” that couldn’t be more true

[@Sugarglidergirl101]

He knows us. He’s so real for that.

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

He gets us.

[@kuhnville3145]

*We’re weird.*

[@stanleybochenek1862]

*We’re a set of strange species.*

[@EyeOfThePhi]

@@kuhnville3145 well most of us are redditors so it makes sense lmao. redditors unite!

[@anthony8241]

That alone made me want to buy 40

[@coco_branchflower]

“Don’t drink volume, drink length.” Possibly the weirdest but coolest description for drinking water that’s measured in ly, lol.

[@munyarte]

That’s what she said…😅

[@Garlicbreadsupremacist631]

Getting called weird by Vsauce is probably the sickest burn i will ever face

[@user-pb4hl5hu5t]

Dont drink volume drink length -micheal stevens 2023

[@Cheinz74]

Only Michael would have a measurement on a bottle for the weight of a human heart 😂

[@ColorWheel87]

He got that measurement from the people in his house

[@wayneswonderarium]

Xkcd prefers volume of blood in a small rodent

[@LtCdrXander]

Michael regularly hangs out with the cultist guy from Indiana Jones 2

[@4Ninjastarz4]

Specifically one that still beats in your hand

[@Tocinos]

amd human eyes... I wanna know squid eyes

[@awa_de_uwu__-]

'murica: gallons Europ: liters vsauce: _light years and human organs_ bro, take a joke about aLl tHe wOrlD uSeS mEtRiC bUt aMerIcA

[@djalilattabi]

This comment is under rated 💀💀💀

[@cyberpunk.386]

…and existential crises

[@simonnading]

I, for one, welcome our new perfect measurement system.

[@DragonTheOneDZA]

News trying to be international: washing machines

[@meanteen]

Me 9.46 trillion kilometers... ( Americans what the hell is a kilometer!!!!?)

[@zakchg84]

Him: bcz your weird Me:Fair enough

[@lolooo8509]

why did I flinch when he poured the water into the camera?

[@Chungaysuar]

Getting called out *weird* from Vsauce is an absolute achivement

[@user-he6fw3vv7r]

"I can suck 0.5 Lightyear of sem-...I mean water"

[@jaredreynold6336]

Yep, he had me at *weird*

[@Jai_Lopez]

it's an absolute acknowledgment coming from Michael. "that's my dude"

[@MyklesChannel]

At first I was gonna say he's become weirder and weirder over time, but then I remembered his very first video was about Mario farting all over the place

[@notdreppy]

@@user-he6fw3vv7rI can suck the entire observable universe of sem- I mean water

[@ApologeticPyro]

“How many light years can you *_suck_* ” 🤨

[@joaojoao6423]

its finally time to found out. i have been sucking for so many years, preparing myself to this day.

[@BlackenedSunsets]

@@joaojoao6423 📸🤨

[@Goku17yen]

😢

[@InFlightAce]

Not funnt

[@Tungsten_robloxian]

Buzz better get ready cause im comin

[@flappyjay_gaming]

possibly the only skippable ad ive actually watched entirely

[@rincyviju6600]

Best ad I saw in 2024

[@corvusway]

he knows his audience so well

[@ventithedrunk9506]

Too well 🤣🤣🤣👀

[@zikrizikai3422]

1.8k and 1 comment? Let me help

[@McArlecchino69]

​@@ventithedrunk9506i see why ge called us weird XD

[@napkinyouidoit9394]

“How many light years of water can you suck” bro is making me go trough training 💀

[@vShelter]

😂

[@asher5002]

Feel the same way

[@tanked30]

15 if you stranded me in the desert for 4 hours

[@tanked30]

If not 5

[@Naderium]

​@@tanked30my gf be like:

[@egalva1]

“Because I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.” - W. Goodman

[@TotoLakay]

"Don't just drink volume, DRINK LENGTH". The best sale's pitch ever, I even imagine that logo at GNC.

[@Unrealyt6]

188 likes and no reply’s let me fix that

[@dieg0anguiano]

How is no one else talking about this??

[@jacetaneneko_vt]

“And you’re weird” i felt that on a personal level, and i couldnt agree more 😂

[@King14278]

Same !!

[@LordRegexYT]

OK but Vsauce is even weirder

[@kennethcortez3586]

​@@LordRegexYTno he's just smart Too smart....

[@LordRegexYT]

@@kennethcortez3586 weirdly smart. Bro sometimes creeps me out...

[@sjonesie1]

Embrace the weird.

[@gridvid]

"Don't drink volume, drink length" 😅

[@BloxxingDinosaurus]

Michael never fails to project and gaslight us.

[@xweert711]

This is legitimately the first time I have actually wanted a water bottle.

[@SICresinwrks]

Just said the same thing

[@Lazaran]

​@@SICresinwrksyeah same here, I actually NEED to get one of these :D

[@adambushman2928]

It looks like they are sold out

[@mysterio-_-n]

@@adambushman2928where can you see that it is sold out

[@gotusgotus]

That's wild AF. I love my water bottles

[@Lestyrin]

The scariest part about vsauce is that he knows how much a heart weighs 💀

[@ALSCHC]

warm human heart still beating 💀

[@BandannaBreadClipsOld]

​@ALSCHC dont worry after he ripped it out i got a pacemaker

[@charlottearmer9859]

and I don’t want to know how

[@cicero_21]

Hey, vsauce, Michael here. You have great home security! Or do you? *Theme music*

[@Silent-Mind-Revolution]

Now u do as well

[@dm_playzyt6216]

The only time an ad has ever made me want to buy something

[@jacobgarcia7918]

When Michael calls you weird, it's one of the greatest possible complements.

[@mask_jpeg4000]

The marketing and idea is so on point I NEED THIS

[@fpsgod3028]

It's probs going to be sick but I've been waiting for this curiositybox for literally months. They keep making excuses and delaying it. This is supposed to be the spring box but it's mid July

[@adustycat]

I NEED IT TOO 😭

[@noinfo5630]

Shut up and take my money!

[@fpsgod3028]

Change my mind! They literally sent them out last night

[@Darth-Vater]

Shut up and take my monkey!

[@urison7]

Vsauce calling me weird is the biggest compliment I’ve ever gotten in my life

[@kilookuoma]

sad

[@user-gm5nv6tk5p]

Down bad

[@seronymus]

You're beautiful and I love you

[@RodieLEE]

​@@seronymusim gay

[@S0CC3R_FR34K_]

Wth is this reply section💀

[@cubercooper5221]

“How many light years, CAN YOU SUCK?”

[@ThatSoddingGamer]

Well, I felt like a real smartypants when I muttered to myself _"Ummm, maybe a light year or something?"_

[@iternal4823]

"hey bro how much gallons you drink in your workout?" "3 light years" "excuse me"

[@realcopoolman]

This meme made my day my guy

[@Iniosiun421]

"Around 85 beating human hearts"

[@BobRossCat]

@@Iniosiun421Yeah but I’m asking about the water

[@Lawn_Clippings29]

Yeah my bad, I meant 5 still beating human hearts

[@-nym]

I know from experience straight from the source is best especially when they’re still young,growing, and full of vitality. Hopes this helps your diet of hearts 😊

[@v1-from-ultrakill]

This man's therapist has things to tell his therapist

[@triniteewalker4414]

Lol😂

[@heartoflightning]

Probably the best comment on his videos. Thanks 😂 "Heart🫀still beating...in your hand" 💀

[@fart63]

Bro has a grand-therapist

[@v1-from-ultrakill]

@@fart63 ayo why does everyone replies me after 1 Month ı commented???!?!??!?!

[@v1-from-ultrakill]

@@heartoflightning Thanks

[@SomeonesVideos]

"Because I know you." Yeah. Sounds about right.

[@TraceyIsNotMaryGrace]

This is awesome. This is the only person I’ve ever enjoyed watching who’s merch I genuinely think is awesome, and that I want to have.

[@klee625]

“how many light years of water, CAN YOU SUCK?” why did he say that so aggressively 😭

[@aRAf7382]

"About a 2 light years i think"💀💀💀

[@insertcoolnamehere232]

💀

[@shardhoney]

im at a lil over 6 light years myself

[@RolkReal]

87 light centuries im not joking

[@Twoskittle]

Now ppl wonder why I have 7 light years marked on my ruler💀

[@hurricanedude5090]

“Because you’re weird” He’s one to talk

[@ericamann2533]

They say it takes one to know one. I assume he knows one when he sees it.

[@ropisluemoore274]

Yes, yes he is.

[@PureMiko]

The top of his head has more surface area than the exoplanet TOI-849b

[@badoem5353]

@@PureMiko that's a tiny miniplanet sir

[@PureMiko]

@@badoem5353 Well It was a gas giant, I mean, it once was

[@schmoke.]

"How'd you guys come up with it's a lightyear of distance?" "..."

[@lowendgamerleg1227]

Interviewer: "so what is your talent ?" Michael: *YES*

[@AidaSarai22]

okay I have never been more excited about a water bottle than now

[@piiinkDeluxe]

Same

[@paraklasdespoite3858]

It sadly doesent get sold individually :(

[@piiinkDeluxe]

@@paraklasdespoite3858 and the box is sold out 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cmendez4205]

Nk

[@akhilm9851]

"warm human heart still beating" is an oddly specific measurement

[@ThaG001]

I just wonder how they measured that

[@dydy974fr]

​@@ThaG001bro did a glory kill

[@vgrants1717]

"Sir, what would you like to order today?" "A latte." "What size?" *"A warm human heart still beating"*

[@drunkenhobo8020]

@@ThaG001 Ever wonder why Vsauce3 stopped posting?

[@ThatSocialKid]

Thats Just An Average American Measurement

[@Sarthak_Darker]

Multiply the volume by density. You get mass of the water, divide that by molar weight of water. You get number of moles of water, multiply that with the avogadro's number. You get total number of molecules of water, multiply that with the molecular radius of a water molecule. You get the distance travelled by a photon in one year. Weird how all of these terms are related.

[@stephelder3236]

After all these years, Michael is still curious little werdio with clever-but-dumb camera tricks that we all fell in love with. Over a decade bud Don't ever change ❤

[@thebadegg8937]

When he said “Because I know you” I felt like I was in danger

[@endertrade4893]

your home security is great, or is it?

[@Thesauceman-dh9qd]

​@@endertrade4893*Vsauce music plays*

[@Sports_bottle]

Same

[@mrwofl1015]

​@@endertrade4893security is great but lockpick is better - Vsauce

[@AlbertPenson-sm1nk]

Because you are

[@TheWizardsOfOz]

"How many light years can YOU suck?" -Vsauce in context, 2023

[@GoofyAaaMsmtuber]

"and your weird"-Vsauce 💀

[@cheezdoodle96]

If there's _one_ thing I wish they'd just straight up sell, it's that water bottle. Might honestly be the coolest bottle I've ever seen.

[@mauriciotorres7622]

"How many light years can you suck?" He knows exactly what he's doing

[@gasi-kxrma]

S U c k *

[@nagitokomaeda161]

Bout 3 at a time

[@megaspawn0]

​@@nagitokomaeda161Ayo💀

[@lawrenceholmes511]

Infinity

[@butterpeanut1933]

Is 3 light years above average?

[@SirApic]

I just love how Michael always stares straight into my soul.

[@meerschweinchenfan5919]

700 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that!

[@Dengar97]

All the while he's talking about sucking water and a bottle weighing the same as a still-beating, warm human heart.

[@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore]

@@meerschweinchenfan5919 nuh uh

[@AAAUUUGGGHH]

he helps me finish

[@ordelian7795]

Now listen to his words. "How many light-years can-. YOU SUCK!"

[@weirdogirl1275]

Imagine filling the whole water bottle with eyeballs

[@hhhpestock951]

I drink length all the time but it's not exactly something I wanna do in public

[@unitgamex2972]

Micheal is getting more insane as each year passes

[@ThomasNimmesgern]

And we're loving every second of it!

[@richardkapowsky6073]

I think all those drugs he did in the jungle that one time really had an effect on him. He's either losing his mind slowly or his perception has been altered beyond our understanding. Potentially both.

[@davenotstaine5646]

He always has been. We will never forget Mario Fart

[@tabularasa]

​@@richardkapowsky6073That jungle brew is just a diagnostic tool. It doesn't make you lose your mind. It helps enable you to see what you might need to do

[@razor_ramon_]

​@@richardkapowsky6073he was actually scared of midazolam even more

[@MrHeuvaladao]

Knowledge is a hell of a drug

[@mrigankamaulichakraborty7088]

Hell yeah man

[@kosukohei]

Dude your quote is amazing

[@logithemoosechugs-gp2wu]

A good drug though, like heroin

[@xtraalexx909]

I hate it but I still need more says other people

[@xtraalexx909]

​@@logithemoosechugs-gp2wugood pick but but 1800s coke hits different

[@cabbage_cat]

"Sell me this water bottle" Michael:

[@YourLocal_BillCipher]

"And you're weird." Knocked me and made me forget how to do magic tricks

[@JelliedMedal530]

"How many light years of water can you suck"-relatable 🗿

[@itsyaboizakyree]

"How many buzz light-years can you suck?"

[@RIPxxhh]

​@@itsyaboizakyreeout of pocket 💀

[@will_ofFye]

I miss her she used to suck them good light years 😔

[@Da-savage-clan]

@@RIPxxhh Your right he should get back in the pocket.

[@chrisjfox8715]

Babygirl what that mouth do?