A Quiet Place Pitch Meeting

Step inside the pitch meeting that led to A Quiet Place!
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John Krasinski, who made a name for himself as Jim Halpert on the hit comedy The Office, stepped into the director’s chair to bring us A Quiet Place in 2018. The movie, starring Krasinski and his real-life wife Emily Blunt, was a massive success and was one of the standout movies of the year.
The movie does raise some questions though. Like why was the Abbott family so irresponsible in the opening scene? Why are the alien/monsters so inconsistent in what they can hear and how they attack? What’s up with that waterfall scene, and that nail scene on the stairs? Did Lee really have to sacrifice himself at the end? And what’s up with the happy quirky ending?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to A Quiet Place! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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[@Grinningd]

"She's pregnant?" "It means she's gonna have a baby" This sounded so condescending I'm dying

[@Dayvit78]

It's a play on the ambiguity of English grammar. From Airplane! (1980) Dr Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can, this woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine: A hospital! What is it? Dr Rumack: It's a big building with patients and doctors and nurses but that's not important right now.

[@88Fallon]

@@Dayvit78 Flying High!

[@Circuitssmith]

@@Dayvit78 Ohhhhh, drawing inspiration from classic works of comedy is TIGHT!

[@charlesludwig8672]

@@Dayvit78 surely you must be joking. I'm not and don't call me Shirley.

[@livewireOrourke]

Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three. Frank: Awfully big moustache.

[@marlzz92]

“What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?” - brilliant 😂

[@stupid-idiot-555]

*a dark one*

[@airotiv7916]

Agreed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maxwellreed5135]

I died when they said that

[@LightofJoshua]

Seriously I’ve seen this a lot and just got that one

[@timopper5488]

The headspace where your young son has been eaten by a blind alien.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Day 1: The monsters attack when noise is made. Day 90: We realized that children make noise

[@deeya]

I get that he's a kid, but I feel like 90 days would be enough time - especially given the gravity if the circumstances - to indoctrinate you child with the quiet game. There was literally no opportunity for relapse, in the 90 days Beau would've been taught and or supervised to not make noise. Or they would've died some time before that...

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

Something has to give.

[@isurumaddumage1922]

How many people wear masks....

[@last7509]

but instead of disciplining your kids we know how yall prefer to handle that 😂

[@DrTae233]

🤣

[@nikagogibedashvili6476]

I was laughing so loudly, 3 monsters showed up in my room

[@LeanEre]

They probably came to see what's so funny. Try show this video for them xD

[@SuperPrestogamer]

@@LeanEre they can’t see though 😂😂😂

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

@@SuperPrestogamer they can hear it tho

[@vanhopecomedy]

lol

[@ALANA-hu8qo]

um Nika hasn't reaponded yet should we do a wellness check...quietly?

[@CahCorinthians]

“What headspace do you have to be in to try that for the first time?” “Oh, definitely a dark one.”

[@florentdemeyere4779]

LMAO!

[@tambarijohnson9428]

😂

[@Zapporah85]

Probably the one I'm in 😅

[@Korilian13]

Well he did see his kid being ripped apart in front of his eyes...

[@areyoufriendly]

He’s an insightful one, he is, with them jokes.

[@jychilly]

"If they can be as loud as they want by the waterfall, why don't they just, you know, live by the waterfall?" "I don't know!"

[@southpark645]

jychilly I read somewhere that the moisture would’ve made it hard to build a house. I don’t know, I just enjoyed the movie and did what I was supposed to do, not think too much into it lol

[@franciscolaurean8550]

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back

[@stephanewd]

You guys do know that the weather exists right? If it gets really cold at night, there's a chance that the kids might get sick, and when winter rolls around they will need to go back to the house anyway.

[@jebeda]

@@stephanewd Sure, but being sick and cold might be preferable to being dead.

[@stephanewd]

@@jebeda... You do know you can die from illnesses, right? From pneumonia to hypothermia, there are plenty of serious illnesses that makes it not a good idea to stay near the waterfall without proper structures to provide protection.

[@LittleHobbit13]

"Couldn't he just throw his axe against the barn and make noise that way?" THANK YOU

[@TheSuperappelflap]

the dramatic self sacrifice is so overdone in hollywood movies i dont get why they keep going for it like yea i get it its a jesus metaphor can we just move on please jesus christ

[@brandonden795]

Why wouldn't you have noise distacters set up literally everyone as diversions. Like bottlerockets far off

[@jaredmdobson]

Seriously!!!!!!!!!!

[@mehrazpk]

@@brandonden795 for that wouldnt sell the movie XD

[@brandonden795]

@@mehrazpk "Because the movie needs to happen" 🤣

[@cyberwebr2758]

"It's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience" Never gets old.

[@cdorman11]

Always fun to see how he's going to work it in. Amazing how many movies have a plot weakness that fits.

[@blzahz7633]

Oh really?

[@Gambit08]

I hope these guys are standing at least 6 feet apart during this pitch meeting...

[@tomasbourgois235]

Yeah me 2

[@Lwsss933]

Social Distancing is TIGHT!

[@trinaq]

Likewise, it would make sense, considering the dire circumstances! 😂🤣

[@Asiis]

@@Lwsss933 If it is, you're doing it wrong!

[@jimlaw8199]

WHOOPSIE!

[@footofjuniper8212]

"Completely empty streets in 2020? Can you imagine?" Best joke I've ever heard on this channel. And this channel has millions of great jokes.

[@odil7583]

Tenderfoot Prepper I also wrote that

[@Marquis-Sade]

Its just a current year joke. In 5 years its not that funny anymore. That being said: it was a good joke. The best one in this vid, but the best overall? Nah

[@footofjuniper8212]

@@Marquis-Sade I thank the gentleman from the Autism delegation.

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@footofjuniper8212 I dont see this gentleman.

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@footofjuniper8212 Come back in 5 years and tell me if you still think this is the greatest!

[@glasshalfempty1984]

5:21 that "sacrifice" was so frustrating because he seriously could have easily distracted the alien without screaming. I'm a big cryer when it comes to...well anything really, but both bo and his deaths were SO easily avoidable that I couldn't cry, or even feel sad. I just felt frustrating towards the writers.

[@updownbrodown215]

I imagine your mind isn't too nimble when you're watching your kids get terrorized by a monster.

[@gameglimpses8861]

Writers are idiots

[@AmythefirstA]

@Productive Centaur Exactly! If I am walking my small child through a dangerous area, you bet I'm not letting go of his hand!

[@TimTE01]

It’s a better explanation to say that he thought he’d die from the wounds anyway.

[@iambicpentakill971]

@@updownbrodown215 It's especially hard to do the smart thing when the writers don't have consistant rules. Who knows what could happen?! Random BS probably.

[@thomasjohannesen1003]

I fell over laughing at "Her husband just died" "He did, but this is a cool moment to cut to black on" 5:50

[@somehighlights2851]

I hope Ryan is getting AT LEAST 70% of the money that Screen Rant makes. He is the only reason most of us suscribed to Screen Rant.

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

Speak for yourself, I subscribed for the other awesome screen rant conte.....,man, it's tough to say that with a straight face

[@jawill24]

I Wish I could mute the other stuff and only get this

[@RawWrtochi19]

They should see this

[@martinwesterstrand]

THIS times a million. He is the ONLY reason for my being here.

[@franciscolaurean8550]

It was funny when they posted the thanks for 7 mil subs and most the comments were about people only subbing for Ryan

[@THX11458]

"Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?...Why take that chance?" "Well they're both very attractive."

[@jessejive117]

R B1229 I don’t know how long after she gets pregnant when all the aliens come, or whatever, because she have gotten pregnant before all the monster showed up for the first time?

[@Nirwanda001]

@@jessejive117 if it is day 472 over a whole year has gone by since the monsters came. A baby only takes..you know, nine months

[@Lonestar512]

@@Nirwanda001 come on.... Math is hard

[@jamesbrooks2288]

@@jessejive117theres a time skip in the film after the kid dies, but something like a year? So it seems like "oh he ded. Try agin?" "OK LOL"

[@theherooffire007]

No TV or smartphones means big families. Aliens or no aliens. 😉

[@OneTopic]

the small *huegh-huegh-huegh* of suppressed sadness 😢

[@famousthaneus9810]

Studio Guy: Oh a sand empire! Anakin Skywalker: *heavy breathing*

[@hydriumstudio]

Denis Villeneuve: *heavy breathing*

[@michaelsong5555]

"Waterfall makes lots of noise." "So why aren't the aliens trying to kill the waterfall all day long?" "Oh, get off my back about that." "Oh, okay. Let me get off of that thing."

[@gortab]

"So why don't they just... I dunno, turn on a wood chipper or something and let this alien thing solve itself?" "What?" "Or maybe install some speakers on the side of a cliff that play loud music so the aliens fall off the cliff if they try to attack the music?" "I dunno, maybe the aliens are good climbers." "Or have some noise makers playing in the middle of a minefield?" "Okay, I'm really going to need you to get off my back with ways to survive these monsters."

[@michaelsong5555]

@@gortab Well, if the aliens destroy the wood chipper or the speaker, then it gets quiet (they would slash at the source of the sound). And it seems the aliens can "stick" to the walls (to some level) -- their stick ability won't help them from a concaved pitfall though (a big jar-like pitfall). And I assume they have high durability to take mine explosions -- otherwise, they'd be dead long before the movies began.

[@frostfang1]

@@gortab I'm now imagining tucker and dale versus the quiet place aliens.

[@8584zender]

@@michaelsong5555 No doubt. These aliens have to be able to survive 7.62 rounds or they would have been handled. Presumably they can also penetrate through steel armor plating and concrete. Also, they must have some ranged weapons and not just their limbs and teeth given that there are about a billion guns on the planet.

[@PenheartKings]

@@gortab So, think of it like this, must hit brain...And all of the things you mentioned don't hit brain. Cheers.

[@samuelhowe3465]

I love how this channel makes every single movie ever made sound like it was written by a child who should never be left alone with pen and paper again

[@corsewonder4761]

even without this channel, most contemparary american movies makes you feel this way or rather, like they were made for children and not the sharpest of the lot.

[@iambicpentakill971]

@@corsewonder4761 LOL "contemporary"

[@Madmonkeman]

Yeah I loved this movie and it does sound a little ridiculous now

[@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126]

This movie probably was written by a kid.

[@dropboxmoabit384]

well, this one was.

[@opedromagico]

i came here again just to laugh a lot hahah catharsis!

[@pjbpiano]

Hey, you're verified. So it means you're someone important.

[@txbuzzkill6276]

Yeah... me too.

[@urieldaboamorte]

ah lá é pedroca

[@sgtsongbird]

Catharsis is t i g h t

[@pedroresende9833]

Olha ele aí de novo

[@anvos658]

You really hit this nail on the head, if you think about it these monsters would be "super easy, barely an inconvenience" for humans to stop before they turned the world into a horror scenario.

[@Macrochenia]

They'd be only slightly more difficult to deal with than the "can smell fear but apparently has no other senses" monsters from After Earth.

[@kh6853]

​@@MacrocheniaThose would be super easy, barely an inconvenience to deal with

[@Macrochenia]

@@kh6853 I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back.

[@agraciotti]

"he forgets where his own nose is" KILLED me. Lmfao

[@zephaniahharrison5171]

André Graciotti SAME DUDE I WAS LITERALLY ROLLING

[@azgharrashdi3493]

Thats what we call Fear Factor.

[@spaghettiman3757]

forgetting the location of your nose is TIGHT

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

​@@zephaniahharrison5171ok

[@greynotgray6808]

"Wow. What are the chances of that?" "I don't know, math is hard."

[@rike94]

'Odds', not 'chances'. Pay attention to the video. Sigh.

[@ishowedyouthat2575]

@@rike94 you're annoying

[@qqqfuzion2582]

@@ishowedyouthat2575 no one is the same as the other people who a bit of the film and I have a great use of the day

[@rike94]

@@ishowedyouthat2575 I need you to get all the way of my back now, please

[@stephanies5281]

@@qqqfuzion2582 lol what? 🤗

[@KravMagoo]

"Wow! What are the odds of that??" "I don't know...math is hard." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@livewireOrourke]

"Could we have it be a little more consistent?" "No." "Dang it." 😂😂😂🤣

[@96grunge]

“So was it hard to give birth to a child without making any noise?” *“Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”*

[@tarantinoburrows1406]

"Oh really?"

[@trinaq]

Haha, I also love how Ryan manages to conjure up ways to fit this line into every single one of his pitches! 🤣

[@christinastafford3806]

Saying super easy barely a inconvenience is tight

[@nobodyuknow2490]

wow wow OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

[@JR-sx3gl]

It's not the "not screaming while birthing" part, but the "keeping the baby from crying loud enough for the monsters to hear" part that is the most challenging There was a whole generation of women giving birth in the soviet era when if they were too annoying for the medical staff they were bullied and abused. That meant not making too much noise. Back than you were not allowed anyone with you till it's over. It's only way into the 90's when the whole initiative of giving birth without abuse got friction. You could bring someone with you, which meant a more respectful atmosphere, better support and help and made all the difference for the young mothers who didn't have to rely on bribing half of the staff or being married to some important party leader or general.

[@fieryeurochick3194]

It just occurred to me that the sand trail would’ve had to be redone whenever it rained or at the very least every other time.

[@dominikinimod]

You see him fix the trail.

[@omeganova4332]

@@dominikinimod it doesn't change how ludicrously difficult it would be to maintain and the amount of resources and work it would take, I mean, just wind in general blows sand, it's not practical in the least

[@theunknown4645]

Yeah like just put carpet down or something

[@jamssnana4084]

No, the sand would just settle into the ground a bit, pack in to the basic shape he put it down in on the trail. He'd have to add more as time goes by, but it wouldn't wash away because of rain. Added bonus: everybody's feet are soft as baby's bottoms from walking on the sand so much. No pedicures needed. 😂

[@beady0081]

What about a windy day? It would blow thd sand everywhere Why don't they just gave something soft on their shoes?

[@rustyshacklford245]

I just realized that part of this movie would take place during the emergence of brood x cicadas, what the hell would the aliens do with all that noise everywhere?

[@felynecomrade]

Probably ignore it, same as they do with rivers, waterfalls, and other areas of constant loud noise.

[@KrillLiberator]

@@felynecomrade Wow - cicadas save the world! for two days, every fourteen years...

[@marthamryglod291]

@@KrillLiberator lol

[@martinwettig8212]

I can totally imagine John Krasinsky giving this exact movie pitch.

[@Jaerayy]

“It’s 2020 so all the streets are deserted “ “Oh wow completely empty streets in 2020 could you imagine” *looks outside* .....well played

[@Alondro77]

Coronachan can only get you if you make too much noise.

[@mikaelarose6277]

Oh my gosh.. ITS REAL GUYS

[@transendentemcorp]

Woah 😳

[@randomhuman97]

The joke just aged into a fact

[@amzxfreddy1323]

Gotdam

[@dhollsynthmusic]

"Evelyn is pregnant" "She's pregnant??" "It means she's gonna have a baby" hahaha...i love Ryan's absurdism, could watch a whole movie of it

[@mmariankaa]

I hope Netflix is reading this :)

[@trinaq]

Me too, his absurdism REALLY makes these videos! 😂

[@spookyboy101]

I would absolutely watch a pitch meeting about that movie

[@TheMarkster245]

A baby what is it? It’s small human that cry’s a lot but that’s not important right now

[@davidbjacobs3598]

I mean I've probably watched a couple days worth of Ryan by this point. Like a whole Breaking Bad length of just Ryan talking to himself. Pretty sure I've already watched that, but then again I don't know math is hard.

[@silastmales1516]

15 seconds in and I've already Lol'd😂 Edit: "Then later her water's gonna break" "Oh yeah, that's when the baby pees to let you know it's on it's way" "That's not what that is" "Well" 😂😂😂

[@WorldBreaker42]

Imagine if the pitch meeting was just Ryan being quiet the whole time 😂

[@Darith926]

That would be consistent. Gotta pitch the movie the way you want it to be, and in this case: Not consistent.

[@DrTae233]

Yeah

[@optimusprime4090]

I will never tire of hearing "so you have a movie for me?"

[@Cuzjudd]

Me either prime

[@jaxonkruz7477]

yes sir i do

[@gnaius]

If Ryan ever leaves ScreenRant, I hope the last Movie Pitch video is simply: "So you have a movie for me?" "Nope" *end music, cut to 'Ryan leaves ScreenRant' shot*

[@AntonAdelson]

I'm like a Pavlovs dog at this point...

[@holly_ween]

So, you have a movie for me?

[@johnnythesnow253]

4:57 I absolutely love when the producer guy is confused and says "What?" while grinning:)

[@lukebrehm1986]

"So lee shushs him so hard he forgets where his own nose is!!" 😂😂 Omg.... Id like to subscribe 5 more times just for that line alone. 😂😂😂

[@thorondor1593]

"A sand empire!" (nervous jedi noises)

[@nurse425]

@Vash the Stampede YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!

[@arkadebmandal6963]

Why is a lotr fan commenting a star wars quote on a horror movie video

[@thorondor1593]

@@arkadebmandal6963 You've only scratched the surface.

[@amakky1989]

Thorondor scratching surfaces is TIGHT

[@feynstein1004]

-Giving birth is Tight! -That's part of the problem

[@bruceleeds7988]

Then he said "You never complained before"

[@asabee1055]

4:55 IM DEAD XDDDDDD

[@albogypsy2842]

"I don't understand how these aliens behave..." "That's ok" 😃

[@acgonzales7]

"The alien is gonna kill the raccoon....but later when it's quietly walking through a field" "What? Like as revenge for having made a noise earlier?" LMAO

[@dreamybombstudios724]

You made a noise >:(

[@horseoperamarker]

“you killed the quietness now prepare to die”

[@Pikachuzap212]

Trying not to laugh cuz it’s late but goddamn this almost got me

[@yamanibryant-mccray2243]

lol that part really got me

[@dswill2264]

Lmaooo

[@dyios]

0:15 was Ryan trying to hold back his sneeze to stay in character or??

[@krimson_flux]

He was on the verge of crying

[@mothmanprophet11]

"I'm sad all the time." I'm laughing but now I feel bad.

[@thecouncilofnine4692]

Producer: Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine? Me: *Nervously laughs in quarentine.*

[@lahlybird895]

Probably the point

[@ZylonBane]

thatsthejoke

[@Boeing-777-X]

You just explained the joke 🤦🏻‍♂️.

[@justaddressmeasking6625]

🚨WE GOT OURSELVES A JOKE EXPLAINER HERE🚨

[@citizencj3389]

Good comment lol

[@noctis69something95]

“The more you think about the the more survival solutions you’re gonna find and Im gonna need you to get WAY off my back about that”

[@phoebez7914]

Ok, let me get off of that thing

[@briananekea7480]

"Oh, you have a movie for me?" "Yes sir I do.* Best words I've been hearing the past two days.

[@antonioortiz4544]

I peed my pants at about 3:20. "Listen, the more you think about this concept, the more survival solutions you're going to find and I'm going to need you to get off my back about all of them."

[@geardog24]

"Why risk bringing a screaming baby into the world?" "Accidents do happen." *Spoken like a true parent.*

[@jillruff1655]

...or every cast member on Teen Mom ever. Not that Ima fan of Teen Mo- ...nvmnd. This quarantine's got me watching all kindsa crap TV lately. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ursaminor9780]

Yeah. As much as I like this movie, that was a pretty big goof. I usually rationalize it by saying that these two people who are obviously attracted to each other have no one else to help them cope with not having sex. They have no friends around, they clearly wouldn’t discuss it with their children, which just leaves each other, whom they’re both (pardon my gutter talk) horny for. But even then I concede it’s a pretty weak argument.

[@dre4mzzy735]

Spoken like my parents after they had me! Wait....

[@ninadouglas6289]

It goes to show you that even when birth control is free people still have unprotected sex.

[@cjwrench07]

Nina Douglas that’s exactly it. they had access to a nearly unlimited amount of birth control pills, which skipping the placebo week also means no periods, during an apocalypse.

[@mmariankaa]

*”Oh forgetting the location of your nose is TIGHT”* That sentence combined with John’s image of his finger missing his nose made me laugh harder than I should.

[@deveousdevil]

I laughed so hard an alien killed me.

[@mmariankaa]

@@deveousdevil Whoops.

[@jesuguru2394]

@@mmariankaa Whoopsie!

[@beewell1600]

"the more you gonna think about this concept, the more survival solutions you gonna find" i cant

[@MadamInsanity88]

I was just eating Pez 4:41 I am no longer eating Pez

[@peanusbenis5631]

"I'm sad all the time." Before these videos, so was I.

[@JohnDoe-dj3lw]

"He sets off fireworks FOR HOURS?" "Oh no she gives birth in like five minutes" LMFAO

[@johnpotts8308]

...though it is her fourth delivery, so being relatively quick is quite reasonable (though probably more than five minutes).

[@RooftopRose079]

@@johnpotts8308 Can you imagine the human race if women were able to give birth in five minutes?

[@refineddoggo6657]

@@RooftopRose079 there would still be child growth for a few months before birth, so largely the same:/

[@toniodejimi3905]

that’s what I said! she’d had to give birth for HOURS

[@suisinghoraceho2403]

Depends on how wide you want to define the process of “give birth”. The final push (which is usually the loud bit) could quite possibly be over within 5 minutes.

[@englishislit7720]

I just don't want you to think about the implication that ambient sound would solve a lot of the problems with these aliens. . . . Gold!

[@cesarhugs]

I can't wait until you make part 2 !!!! I'm sooo looking forward to that.

[@danielattrell]

So you have a movie for- *Monster breaks into office*

[@joshstern3940]

Why does this not have a billion likes. It's the best comment Ive ever seen🤣🤣🤣

[@spookyboy101]

Oh haha I get it now

[@fawzigramajo]

Be ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WolfRamAndHart]

Quickest, Pitch Meeting. Ever.

[@Charmer4856]

Yeah so a sand empire! 🤣🤣

[@kanyewest9591]

The best thing I need in this forsaken quarantine.

[@trinaq]

Agreed, KZbin videos are the definite highlight of this global quarantine!

[@WillOfMyD]

Did you mean for that to rhyme?

[@CrypticRite]

Don't forget to look up the song "Terryfolds"

[@roigergoololo3966]

Ditto from Italy.

[@TheRAMBO9191]

i read that so fast i saw foreskin hahahhahh

[@jordanpratt606]

*"The movie is set in 2020"* Honestly blind aliens would not be the weirdest thing to happen in this godforsaken year

[@WebDeva7]

It’s November. There’s still time for more things to go wrong this year.

[@RooftopRose079]

Let's all agree that when future generations ask about 2020 we all say "We don't talk about that."

[@nadiacalembe1546]

I think it was suggested on the pitch meeting for 2020, but they agreed it was a step too far.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

Murder hornets and nunchuk bears are watching.

[@janewinslow9268]

Mishka it's May 13 and it's getting worse.

[@abhimattripathi6727]

So....Was it hard to make pitch meetings during quarantine??? Ryan: ''ACTUALLY IT WAS SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE''.

[@captainamerica7800]

He never yells it.

[@priscillajimenez27]

No worries of personal contact with another lol

[@theoneintheback3783]

“They fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.” “What.” “Anyway,”

[@joecoolberry911]

That’s like the definition of why these are so darn good

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

@@joecoolberry911 what's good?

[@RedInside_live]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 the corn

[@inr9751]

"Oh God, I hope they don't... you know... put any handprints on car windows?" "Gross." "I know, right?"

[@pocketofus7428]

“Isn’t it gonna be hard to make pitch meetings with the same script each time interesting.” “Actually it’s gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience”

[@aaaaaaaaa6470]

"WOW, what are the odds of that?" "I don't know, math is hard!"

[@YETTheShow]

“I dunno...math is hard.” Ryan you just summed up every trip of mine to the dollar store.

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

Me buying anything for my hobbies.

[@liveactionlink8736]

This joke is underrated. I think it went over people's heads lol

[@theherooffire007]

The upside down pez dispenser joke was great. "Oh I don't like that visual at all." Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks Ryan. 😂👌

[@sukikurai]

J. Joshua Sterling there was an animal planet show that described the way kangaroos do things as a pez dispenser to we were laughing for ages

[@xanderkubec7053]

400th to like

[@wetstinkysocks490]

J. Joshua Sterling your welcome 🤗

[@csgobotato]

pez dispensers are TIGHT!

[@criticallycheesycaleb6681]

I saw part two a few days ago... It was fantastic so I'm ready for a third one.

[@CaptainReedo40]

This is the best one yet, Ryan! Great cross-cutting and funny!

[@EweChewBrrr01]

"So you have a KZbin channel to carry for me?" "Yes sir I do. It's called Screen Rant"

[@theatre721]

Oooooooh snap

[@batnacks]

“Oh, what’s that channel like?” “Well they make videos of lists of things about other things” “What kind of lists are we talking about” “A bunch of stuff that people already know about” “Why would people click on those videos?” “Well you see they give these videos really clickbaity titles to trick people into thinking they they’re going to be interesting” “Oh, tricking people into watching your videos is tight” “It is sir. So anyway they suddenly start making these different kind of videos called pitch meetings” “So what kind of pitches are we talking about here?” “Mostly movies” “Oh really?” “Yeah. And you see these videos start getting just super popular, in fact so popular that people just start asking them to only make those kind of videos” “So they stop making the list videos that people don’t like and only make the pitch meetings?” “Well no, that would mean having to care about their content” “Oh that makes sense”

[@savageprince9829]

@@batnacks that was amazing

[@csillakaszas7285]

fyi, there is a pitch meeting for pitch meeting

[@jarink1]

Pitch Meeting is the only reason I don't block this channel. The rest of their videos are garbage, often with liberal-slanted politics thrown in.

[@trinaq]

Completely empty streets in 2020?! Preposterous, who would ever imagine such a thing that would be scarier than a monster movie?! 👹

[@uno23sleep]

Hahahahahahahahaha. xD

[@rossdiamondthief6627]

Trina Q John Krasinski must’ve made a deal with the devil lol

[@Charmer4856]

....sounds like my ex-wife” 😂😂🤣🤣

[@marchantofcabbage3517]

Actually it's super easy barly an inconvenience

[@davidbjacobs3598]

I live in Astoria and still can't imagine it because people don't understand that they're going to die.

[@HasufelyArod]

1:37 Darth Vader would like to know your location.

[@fatosdour2518]

“Super easy, barely an inconvenience” is one of the best quotes ever. 😂

[@adamwishneusky]

“Hope you enjoyed that pitch meeting” lol as if any of them aren’t hilarious!

[@nadakhalil3869]

Enjoying pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@samuelguetta8445]

Ryan: "An empire of sand" Dark Vader: *Heavy breathing*.

[@VindicatorNeyya]

Lolol genius I love it

[@LOLKrlos]

Dar... D-Dark?

[@bigballoftape5343]

How about lightly shaded Vader?

[@LnPPersonified]

DARK Vader?! XD

[@joeypoil9370]

Dark? More like person of colored suit.

[@samaelament]

This was my favorite use of "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

[@mrrainbrow423]

"What if someone brought nachos?" "They're screwed."

[@QJJ245]

Wait...are the streets supposed to be empty during a quarantine? Me: Yes. Everyone driving around and walking about anyway: Whoops Me: Whoopsie

[@jessejive117]

DaQueen245 The streets aren’t supposed to be empty and shouldn’t be empty lol

[@L16htW4rr10r]

They sometimes need to resupply, though

[@trentrossdale638]

Lol

[@Theultimateginger]

This quarantine is gonna be super easy barely and inconvenience

[@EweChewBrrr01]

I need you to get ALL the way off my back ... and stand 1.5 meters away from me.

[@sir_will_iam]

Being an introvert during a worldwide lockdown is *TIGHT!*

[@smithcubs]

I love these comments.

[@Cuzjudd]

@@sir_will_iam barely an inconvenience

[@quacknatetv7837]

@@EweChewBrrr01 Oh whoops!

[@joshuaprietophoto]

Thank you Ryan for perfecting putting our thoughts on this movie into effect I didn't understand why it was so well received with all its problems

[@Jorah123456789]

Because it had an interesting spin having basically no dialogue. However, this spin was interesting for maybe 15 minutes, then the movie just became boring. This also brought some other negative impacts on the movie, for example there was basically no character development.

[@Limrasson]

@@Jorah123456789 It sounds like this movie could have been a very nice short movie, like 10-15 minutes maximum, likely with a single monster.

[@jujubee2141]

I love ❤️ this channel! I check all the time to see if there’s new movies.

[@ColdHawk]

“Completely empty streets in 2020, can you imagine?” COVID HUMOR IS TIGHT!

[@DrTae233]

Yeah

[@ALANA-hu8qo]

its infectious

[@meanderingmarley3910]

@@ALANA-hu8qo Excellent! Do you write your own jokes, or do you have a staph? 😬

[@anthonybellecomo8385]

Considering the whole thing was a joke yes.

[@anthonybellecomo8385]

@@ALANA-hu8qo It DOESN'T exist you brainwashed fool

[@AlphaCentauri24]

00:15 "Completely empty streets in 2020! Can you imagine?" That hit hard.

[@alecpowers3453]

Not here

[@StevenRerani]

He shushes him so hard, he forgot where his nose is! Lol

[@persona2grata]

Lol, it never even occurred to me that you could set up a bunch of speakers to raise the amount of ambient noise, effectively neutralizing the aliens ability to hear people with precision. But once he mentioned that it raises the obvious question of why the military didn't establish huge speaker systems at fortified locations and just tear the aliens apart when they came to investigate. Also why they didn't experiment with different frequencies, noises, and volumes once they realized how sensitive the alien's ears were.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I woulda went straight for feedback. I've got speakers that are ABOVE the amp limit for the amplifier, and specialty ear plugs. So I could go to town. You'll never overload. Btw, how does Dr. Emmet Brown in Back to the Future NOT figure this out in the 1st scene?? But develops a TIME MACHINE, huh? Lol

[@Thunderbender18830]

Screenwriter: The more you think about it the more survival solution’s you’re gonna come up with so I’m gonna need you to get off my back about it. Producer: Okay I’ma get off of that thing. Aww he’s learning. It usually takes him much longer to get off of that thing.

[@TaytahniTorra]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@clementsimunyu5616]

“The truck doesn’t make any noises when it moves?” “Apparently not”. 😂😂When you realize that all those names that are shown after the movie ends couldn’t pick up how ridiculous that logic is...

[@stelonous]

The movie just insults your intelligence all the way through.

[@maxnaz47]

Considering 99.9% of those names at the end of movie have nothing to do with the script, be pretty hard for them to pick up on anything you are implying...

[@Unforgiven11]

I remember them just like.. putting it in neutral and rolling down the hill not actually starting it. But I could be wrong!

[@thanatoast4389]

Unforgiven11 the do, it’s still a couple of thousand of pounds moving down a dirt road.

[@mmmchestnut4085]

See I figure since it had just killed their dad that maybe it was busy eating him and didn't bother to chase the truck

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@0:13. That half laugh/cry may be my favorite human reaction ever

[@josephfoxton5257]

I wonder how many times I’ve seen every pitch meeting? I just listen to this constantly

[@itsjavy]

“Well, they fall into some corn and reenact a scene from Titanic.” 💀💀💀

[@hester234]

Next week: Pitch meeting for "I am Legend", screenwriter guy and producer guy wearing gloves and masks

[@worldwarchamp1959]

I can't stop watching these.

[@dinocha0s]

"So the aliens dont kill the racoon straight away but kills it later as revenge for making noise?"

[@TEXAS2459]

"completely empty streets in 2020...can u imagine?!" ohwww yeah baby ohh yeahhh

[@briankehinde6712]

"Get off my back about all of them." "Yeah, I'm gonna get back off of that thing." I love that part.

[@Jaleelk0]

Part 2 please! 😊

[@Vyufta1]

"I, Robot" "Shutter Island" Pitch meetings

[@artembentsionov]

“Well, you know those stories written by one of the greatest science fiction authors of all time?” “Yeah.” “Well, this movie has nothing in common with them.”

[@Trias805]

I prefer bad movies, like "Prometheus" or "Alien: Covenant". Pitch Meetings are funnier then.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

@@Trias805 I agree. They are the best! Kinda wish he had time to do low budget movies. Ya know like DIsney/Lifetime/Syfy original movies!

[@TheSuperappelflap]

@@Trias805 in what world are shutter island and i robot not cheesy bad hollywood movies

[@bruno1700]

"shooshis him so hard that he forgets the location of his nose " "foregetting the location of your NOSE is so tiGht!" got me dead

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

I almost died laughing when he forgot where his nose is 🤣🤣🤣

[@bruno1700]

@@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 cant believe this was 4months ago..

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

@@bruno1700 I can't believe I actually watched this movie 😔

[@adilsaju]

Dead laughing 😂😭

[@strangerkids4185]

Did you laugh so hard the monster get you😂🤣

[@dirgewordsmithe]

0:13 yooooooooooo, I straight LOST it!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@liaj8928]

This is the best thing I've ever seen. I almost had to pause in the middle because I was laughing so hard.🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@oscarbuckley6980]

"I'm sad all the time" "NICE!"

[@robbedballondorwski4487]

4:44 "Like an upside down Pez dispenser" I laughed so hard I'd would have attracted all the aliens on the world if I would have been in this movie

[@MrTony-rx7tk]

“Oh, forgetting the location of your nose is tight!”

[@matthewgilliland2163]

00:14 was producer guy about to sneeze or something? That caught me so off guard hearing that lol 😂😂