A song made entirely of PUNS

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MALINDA

MALINDA

Күн бұрын

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@Malinda
@Malinda 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you all for your tremendous puns on Instagram and Twitter! Follow me there at @missmalindakat to participate in whacky songs in the future! DC!!! COME SEE MY LIVE SHOW IT WOULD MEAN EVERYTHING!! bit.ly/2TJaJCu
@imworthless3204
@imworthless3204 4 жыл бұрын
*why must this song pun-ish me?*
@CinematicInsanity
@CinematicInsanity 4 жыл бұрын
This just made my day! It’s so ridiculous but beautifully so.
@jur4x
@jur4x 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody been reading Technology Connections twitter lately? lol
@bingussussy4757
@bingussussy4757 4 жыл бұрын
Hiiiii
@guilhermepaulino4841
@guilhermepaulino4841 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me this song will be in Spotify
@rainbow_zone
@rainbow_zone 4 жыл бұрын
I've never both hated and loved a song so much at the same time
@bennypinto
@bennypinto 4 жыл бұрын
First time here,bud?
@serenity_gone8990
@serenity_gone8990 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@annakuti3455
@annakuti3455 4 жыл бұрын
What is there to hate? This song is purrfect. I have a new cat-alog of puns to use meow.
@anotherperson7362
@anotherperson7362 4 жыл бұрын
Statehumans?
@elwoodblues9613
@elwoodblues9613 4 жыл бұрын
Calzoneifornia considers this song to be cruel and unusual pun-ishment.
@leonlebail
@leonlebail 4 жыл бұрын
This song: *exists* Dads: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN
@therealtebek8141
@therealtebek8141 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, very much so...
@quodekash6266
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
oh my gosh yes
@TragicTortellini
@TragicTortellini 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *proceeds to tell every single pun to my family*
@gracey8442
@gracey8442 4 жыл бұрын
Charles The French?
@quodekash6266
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
@@gracey8442 That's what I thought lol
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not a blender, but I got mixed feelings about this music.
@molly.dot.8019
@molly.dot.8019 4 жыл бұрын
Celso de Sá ᒪOᒪ
@napstablookbutno666
@napstablookbutno666 4 жыл бұрын
i would like this comment but it has exactly 200 likes... and i want to post a pun about this song...but i got nun
@moore8289
@moore8289 4 жыл бұрын
Lll
@alekseyeykhmanpersonal7257
@alekseyeykhmanpersonal7257 4 жыл бұрын
whY *you -.-*
@somethingyesbutcooler672
@somethingyesbutcooler672 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@pian816
@pian816 3 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, I sued the airport because they accidentally got rid of my luggage." "Did you win?" "Nah, I lost the *case."*
@bluupers
@bluupers 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@user-ks3nc3qb6t
@user-ks3nc3qb6t 3 жыл бұрын
LOL xDDDDDD
@WoodlouseChucker
@WoodlouseChucker 3 жыл бұрын
That's not *cool* of them to be so *cold-hearted*
@pian816
@pian816 3 жыл бұрын
@@WoodlouseChucker Yeah it was a bit *icy* to give them the *cold* shoulder
@supercalifragilisticexpial7371
@supercalifragilisticexpial7371 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you looked pretty fly at the court
@jyavant
@jyavant 4 жыл бұрын
I did not know it was possible to cringe, smile, and laugh all at once.
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies!
@micahwright5901
@micahwright5901 4 жыл бұрын
Two of those are already associated.
@cryoslimeenjoyer1626
@cryoslimeenjoyer1626 4 жыл бұрын
The only comment that isnt a pun
@dottiet6688
@dottiet6688 4 жыл бұрын
Oh but it is... And it is both wonderful and horrible at the same time.
@bigbruhmento7731
@bigbruhmento7731 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@louisepepino872
@louisepepino872 4 жыл бұрын
I told someone the sodium joke and his immediate reaction was, "K, I'll make one about potassium. Edit: How are y'all so funny in the replies? I envy y'all and your comedic prowess
@savannahwestover2538
@savannahwestover2538 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, that was a perfect comeback
@OpRaven-62
@OpRaven-62 4 жыл бұрын
Savannah Westover indeed
@gamsssreal
@gamsssreal 4 жыл бұрын
@@OpRaven-62 Hello Officer.
@gamsssreal
@gamsssreal 4 жыл бұрын
Can you find my dad?
@gamsssreal
@gamsssreal 4 жыл бұрын
He's been a wafer for to long
@cyan789
@cyan789 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to make a joke about pancakes, but it would just fall flat.
@stevenoct11
@stevenoct11 4 жыл бұрын
you flournderd that one
@shasta_le_bab
@shasta_le_bab 4 жыл бұрын
You butter stop
@taxesstuff
@taxesstuff 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, these puns are really crepe.
@noideawhattosaysrslly5388
@noideawhattosaysrslly5388 4 жыл бұрын
youre just MILKing this joke Edit: spelling
@newbiegamelover4767
@newbiegamelover4767 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, you guys! You are going to make me FLIP! (EDIT: grammar error)
@samanthaangeli7851
@samanthaangeli7851 3 жыл бұрын
I love how “they’re unbearable” isn’t even a pun but if there’s a picture of a bear then it still counts
@miriga3927
@miriga3927 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nicolask.3825
@nicolask.3825 Жыл бұрын
Yeah some of these "puns" are actually visual gags
@theunwelcome
@theunwelcome 8 ай бұрын
cutest bears ever, though!
@freelanceorsomething
@freelanceorsomething Ай бұрын
frrrr
@malderolo
@malderolo 4 жыл бұрын
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work." This was the one that really cracked me up the most, and I know it probably shouldn't have. XD
@bsmith6784
@bsmith6784 4 жыл бұрын
It _cracked_ you up. Now, you must be _broke,_ like those unemployed yeah, I know.
@SaplingofSpunk
@SaplingofSpunk 4 жыл бұрын
@@bsmith6784 Okay but... why are you all so EGGcelent at making TEARible puns that CRACK me up?
@quodekash6266
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
So you're an egg?
@DinosaurNick
@DinosaurNick 4 жыл бұрын
I'm unemployed .. I still laughed XD
@danballe
@danballe 4 жыл бұрын
Beverly Kell Another unemployed guy over here , I was going to do a word play with "ployed" and shovels and stuff, but I do NOT have solid grounds for any.
@revenant9382
@revenant9382 4 жыл бұрын
“Ok I’ll stop now but before I go” 4 minutes left to the song
@Retroist2024
@Retroist2024 4 жыл бұрын
You know what is the benefit of a live show? You don't see how much time left!
@revenant9382
@revenant9382 4 жыл бұрын
plarq Ok nice but I don’t remember asking
@ricardozk
@ricardozk 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@EmeraldBat67
@EmeraldBat67 4 жыл бұрын
I was reading this as she said it.
@ricardozk
@ricardozk 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmeraldBat67 lol me too
@RowanWasHere
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
This song is easy to get lost in, because it's so a-MAZE-ing. Yes I just went there. Haven't found my way back yet, though. 4 likes, no views, wow. Usually I get here after it's already happened, this the first time I've actually witnessed KZbin being drunk.
@brunomcleod
@brunomcleod 4 жыл бұрын
Nice job. 😂
@RowanWasHere
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
@@brunomcleod Thank Ewe.
@RowanWasHere
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
@TheFooxy Foox please don't.
@FulcrumAhsokaTano
@FulcrumAhsokaTano 4 жыл бұрын
or a-maize-ing
@RowanWasHere
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
@@FulcrumAhsokaTano Sorry, that joke was just too corny
@141lucky141
@141lucky141 3 жыл бұрын
As a dad, I really enjoyed this song. I appreciate the effort to bring a smile during this pun-demic
@moosefishman180
@moosefishman180 4 жыл бұрын
I entered ten of of these puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did.
@quodekash6266
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
That is literally something my dad would say. Meaning it is hilarious and amazing. Well done
@DinosaurNick
@DinosaurNick 4 жыл бұрын
Love this XD
@ashlees.fantasies
@ashlees.fantasies 4 жыл бұрын
I know that one. Nice job.
@simp2534
@simp2534 4 жыл бұрын
moosefishman180 hoping PUN would win ;)
@tagtube420
@tagtube420 4 жыл бұрын
why did that take me so long to understand 😂
@mythmage8231
@mythmage8231 4 жыл бұрын
My friend had a dream he was a race car. Guess you could say it was an auto-body experience I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest I wanted a brain transplant. I changed my mind. I asked a French guy if he played video games. He said Wii.
@smwa6773
@smwa6773 4 жыл бұрын
good ones
@saimahaych
@saimahaych 4 жыл бұрын
i got one of them
@phoebusapollo8365
@phoebusapollo8365 4 жыл бұрын
Why the f*ck does this comment have lower likes than a hundred? This deserves thousands!!!
@edmundcanlas135
@edmundcanlas135 4 жыл бұрын
e
@inbd157
@inbd157 4 жыл бұрын
Lol i make lots of puns in kids game to be their dad and annoy them
@andrewbond1552
@andrewbond1552 4 жыл бұрын
This song felt like it would easily fit into a phineas and ferb episode, that's a good thing
@lemoncardboard3270
@lemoncardboard3270 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Bond Oml true
@rabiiess
@rabiiess 4 жыл бұрын
What about undertale
@Blaze23124
@Blaze23124 4 жыл бұрын
@@rabiiess Undertale songs have no vocal lyrics
@rabiiess
@rabiiess 4 жыл бұрын
@@Blaze23124 yes but as an instrumental, or maybe an anime/cartoon opening but idk you do you
@kiricamel
@kiricamel 4 жыл бұрын
Omg that's qhat I thought!
@EntergeticalakaBot
@EntergeticalakaBot 4 жыл бұрын
"Puns are just like paper they're tear-ible" I... *wheeze* ...cant..
@user-ks3nc3qb6t
@user-ks3nc3qb6t 3 жыл бұрын
same!
@EntergeticalakaBot
@EntergeticalakaBot 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot that I even posted this 293 likes Wow
@dragonslayer3279
@dragonslayer3279 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the fist comment said shame
@coacobird
@coacobird 3 жыл бұрын
My sister came over to see what I was listening to and heard this one. She did a facepalm and walked away while I continued singing it to her lol
@EntergeticalakaBot
@EntergeticalakaBot 3 жыл бұрын
@@coacobird lol
@demonspawn5797
@demonspawn5797 4 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever tried blindfolded archery, you don’t know what you’re missing” You don’t know what you’re hitting either
@TPNsBiggestFan
@TPNsBiggestFan 4 жыл бұрын
the archer's hurlfriend
@joemamacaprisun
@joemamacaprisun 3 жыл бұрын
sounds like a shot in the dark
@youseinokiri
@youseinokiri 3 жыл бұрын
"Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous" sans: *am I a joke to you?*
@belalabusultan5911
@belalabusultan5911 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like this one, it Hit me real hard.
@mustardcat8
@mustardcat8 3 жыл бұрын
could be a person
@BCubedus
@BCubedus 4 жыл бұрын
TITANIC Oh sorry I thought it was a good ice breaker.
@chrisdriver7776
@chrisdriver7776 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chrisdriver7776
@chrisdriver7776 4 жыл бұрын
I might hold on to that joke... And I'll never let go Jack... I mean Adaaam!!!
@corrynhockney8059
@corrynhockney8059 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdriver7776 It may not bother Elsa but Papyrus will not be happy to meet you first time in forever
@Jaxgotscared
@Jaxgotscared 4 жыл бұрын
👏..
@quodekash6266
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
I sat at my desk for like a whole minute laughing this is amazing
@devanshouse5027
@devanshouse5027 4 жыл бұрын
"How many puns can you put into a song?" Her: yes EDIT: Holy shit, 2.2k likes! Thank you everyone!
@lovrebrnas7394
@lovrebrnas7394 4 жыл бұрын
Her has a name, but k... i guess...
@8888BALL
@8888BALL 4 жыл бұрын
It’s malinda
@King-cv2gb
@King-cv2gb 4 жыл бұрын
Lovre Brnas wow i wantend to say that
@demonfoxfilms3570
@demonfoxfilms3570 4 жыл бұрын
I love that most of the replies to this awesome comment are just corrections. I bet the person who commented must LOVE that.
@LiterallyEly
@LiterallyEly 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like this comment but it had 666...
@kristme
@kristme 3 жыл бұрын
"You can never trust an atom, they make up everything" My brother named Adam listening: are they talking about me???? Me: NOT THAT KIND OF A- you know what, I'm not gonna even
@lydiaboyle4158
@lydiaboyle4158 3 жыл бұрын
Adam was a trash bin in the corner.
@Roxas13XIII
@Roxas13XIII 4 жыл бұрын
I played this song for my cat. She started meowing to certain parts of it. That was quite a-mew-sing.
@elwoodblues9613
@elwoodblues9613 4 жыл бұрын
Purrfectly done.
@funnyfox204
@funnyfox204 4 жыл бұрын
These puns are clawesome. tabby honest, I wouldn’t have thought of them myself! Pawesome work, everyone.
@georgea.4855
@georgea.4855 4 жыл бұрын
Good job guys on making sophisti-cat-ed puns in this sections
@molly.dot.8019
@molly.dot.8019 4 жыл бұрын
Lᴏʟ
@tortoise5383
@tortoise5383 4 жыл бұрын
Are you CATering for any parties? It’s my purrthday
@milesofmagic6730
@milesofmagic6730 4 жыл бұрын
The perfect video doesn't exis- MALINDA: Here's a song made up of puns.
@cryofpaine
@cryofpaine 4 жыл бұрын
You might say it's the pun-nacle of videos.
@Streunekater
@Streunekater 4 жыл бұрын
It's like a cat: purr-fact.
@milesofmagic6730
@milesofmagic6730 4 жыл бұрын
@@Streunekater We got the MEOWst of it
@andrewcheng1948
@andrewcheng1948 4 жыл бұрын
@Crocoshark \@miles of magic-that's a scratch of watts to come
@mw864
@mw864 4 жыл бұрын
1300th like sooooo satisfying
@intalcu5610
@intalcu5610 4 жыл бұрын
This song is egg-cellent. I’d *shell* out money to see a sequel. But that would probably be *hard (boiled)* and would *scramble* your thoughts. Y-okay then.
@theravenmonarch9441
@theravenmonarch9441 4 жыл бұрын
You people will always find a way to milk those puns. I have a beef with that.
@TPNsBiggestFan
@TPNsBiggestFan 4 жыл бұрын
@@theravenmonarch9441 the soup pulls out an umbrella inside cause it's not souperstitious
@ethson6915
@ethson6915 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment it needs more likes!!
@lararob6284
@lararob6284 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethson6915 I know right?
@Lu13s
@Lu13s 3 жыл бұрын
I would make a pun here but that would hawkward. And on top of that I'm late.
@manlingsun8928
@manlingsun8928 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how talented she is? She is amazing at singing, writing music, and playing the guitar. WOW!
@ctrleltdelete4276
@ctrleltdelete4276 3 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure it's a uke but you're right! It's very impressive :)
@dewrus2153
@dewrus2153 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to tell a time travel joke but you guys didn't like it.
@akhilharah2108
@akhilharah2108 4 жыл бұрын
That is a good one
@basilscottage3032
@basilscottage3032 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, that was actually really good
@goorodo6949
@goorodo6949 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@redballoon9007
@redballoon9007 4 жыл бұрын
AHHHH-
@yakijacob
@yakijacob 4 жыл бұрын
I woke up my parents laughing so loud I hope your happy
@PuffyPhoenix
@PuffyPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
Would love to see this go through google translate, but I don't think the puns would translate well
@Morgain85
@Morgain85 4 жыл бұрын
its even hard to understand all the puns when you're not native english speaking.. (like me) but i got the most.
@PuffyPhoenix
@PuffyPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
@@Morgain85 Then google translate would just add an extra level of fun for that confusion XD
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 4 жыл бұрын
I was born a man in a woman's body but I was held back from becoming myself, so I'd trans late Iunno what to tell you, making puns up on the spot is cardio surgery. I mean it's heart work. Typing this on a phone, so I better keep it short, because like the new Star Wars movies, the reception is bad.
@koolkitty108
@koolkitty108 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! That’s what I said! It needs to happen...
@sirk603
@sirk603 4 жыл бұрын
MorgainTheFey who h ones did you not get? I understood all of them, I can help.
@JoshuaMorgan
@JoshuaMorgan 4 жыл бұрын
...this may be one of the greatest things you've ever made.
@ethanwang2863
@ethanwang2863 4 жыл бұрын
It aMAZEing right
@robertmounce2667
@robertmounce2667 4 жыл бұрын
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but , honestly none of them WORK" Malinda
@jeffskarma
@jeffskarma 4 жыл бұрын
Bread is like the sun It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
@wendyleeconnelly2939
@wendyleeconnelly2939 4 жыл бұрын
why make a joke about sodium, as it could be taken as an in-salt.
@R.M.MacFru
@R.M.MacFru 4 жыл бұрын
You just had to pepper that one in, didn't you?
@LukenUSee
@LukenUSee 4 жыл бұрын
That one is Na-turally Cl-ever!
@TheGoldenRosie
@TheGoldenRosie 4 жыл бұрын
Why that is so tru they are Barking up the wrong tree
@cosmicdraconian6712
@cosmicdraconian6712 4 жыл бұрын
@@LukenUSee BRUH
@Ten2
@Ten2 4 жыл бұрын
I had a joke, but it’s sodium funny I can’t say it!
@marcopohl4875
@marcopohl4875 4 жыл бұрын
as one of those crazy people who genuinely enjoys puns, this was perfect
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 4 жыл бұрын
I'd actually not heard of two of these puns before. Got 'em now!
@gauthamishenoy1201
@gauthamishenoy1201 4 жыл бұрын
Nu it's purr-fect
@noxk1992
@noxk1992 4 жыл бұрын
Yea I enjoy it alot (I was thinking of a pun but then I did not have any)(well you thought that one was gonna be a pun huh)(that one two right)
@dusksnothere2690
@dusksnothere2690 4 жыл бұрын
I also LOVE puns sans the skeleton is my favorite character of all time
@sprinklepie3784
@sprinklepie3784 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@gachacados
@gachacados 3 жыл бұрын
What did the grape say when he was stepped on? Nothing he just let out a little wine 😂
@lolamunchkin9504
@lolamunchkin9504 3 жыл бұрын
Why
@XorbityXorbGlowbe
@XorbityXorbGlowbe 3 жыл бұрын
**Whyne*
@gachacados
@gachacados 3 жыл бұрын
@@lolamunchkin9504 lol
@sparkleandfriends8127
@sparkleandfriends8127 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣✨🤣😂🤣😂🤣✨🎉🎊✨
@DreamingBlindly
@DreamingBlindly 3 жыл бұрын
Candle: hmmm kinky
@littletravelblog7589
@littletravelblog7589 4 жыл бұрын
Is this song full of Berylium, Gold and Titanium? Because it's *Be-Au-Ti-ful!* (When you love puns, but also are a chemistry freak) Edit: Guys, thank you so much for all the likes! That's my most liked comment yet)
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 4 жыл бұрын
I'd slam my hands on the table in laughter but it's on a rotating platform passing me by in even intervals...
@ginnybayliss2885
@ginnybayliss2885 4 жыл бұрын
That joke seemed like it was made of cobalt, radon and yttrium. It was so CoRnY
@PixelSheep
@PixelSheep 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@erich5162
@erich5162 4 жыл бұрын
I have never hated a pun so good ever in my life and i'm confused
@txaggyraf
@txaggyraf 4 жыл бұрын
Xd I feel sorry for you,I’m not really a chemistry freak but- dID yOU knOW tHAt iF a tARAntULA fALLs frOM a hEIghT 5 or 2 feET taLL thEY wOULd dIE?-
@dewrus2153
@dewrus2153 4 жыл бұрын
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was very tense.
@quanticansh
@quanticansh 4 жыл бұрын
that's a google assistant joke for sure lol
@dewrus2153
@dewrus2153 4 жыл бұрын
@@quanticansh - For full transparency, I have to actually give credit to my high school English teacher. Every day, he would write some funny pun or English-themed joke on the chalkboard. I jotted down the ones I liked best and the above was one of those! So, credit does not go to GA...it belongs to Mr. John Monsell, Chief Logan High School, Mifflin County PA (1988).
@n8rtotplayz647
@n8rtotplayz647 4 жыл бұрын
If they were all there, shouldn’t you say, “it was every tense”?
@ryanweible9090
@ryanweible9090 4 жыл бұрын
an old groucho Marx joke-"doc you gotta help me, sometimes i think im a teepee, and sometimes i think i'm a wigwam" "calm down, you are too tents."
@stickii_B
@stickii_B 4 жыл бұрын
I remember the last thing my father said before he kicked the bucket, it was: *”HEY HOW FAR DO YA THINK I CAN KICK THIS BUCKET?!”*
@ImJustToddy
@ImJustToddy 3 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the Shoe Factory disaster? A Real tragedy. 100 Soles were lost.
@elwoodblues9613
@elwoodblues9613 3 жыл бұрын
How many were injured? I hope they get heeled soon.
@donaldengelmann6906
@donaldengelmann6906 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like using 'defeat' rather than 'de-feet' is a missed opportunity.
@magmamusic2348
@magmamusic2348 4 жыл бұрын
It's that joke from Penguins Of Madagascar
@curiosamente
@curiosamente 4 жыл бұрын
A misstep, if you will.
@RhizanthellaSlateri
@RhizanthellaSlateri 4 жыл бұрын
@@magmamusic2348 "I do not want to suck seed! I want to win!"
@Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick
@Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick 4 жыл бұрын
These jokes have no grounds to stand on! 😁
@legendofzeldarules44
@legendofzeldarules44 4 жыл бұрын
@@magmamusic2348 no, it's a riff off of a song from mulan called "I'll make a man out of you" the original lyrics: let's get down to business, to defeat, the HUNS, did they send me daughters? When I asked for suns?! If you don't know the story of Mulan you should look it up, it's pretty good, the original Disney cartoon using too bad either
@funeralruiner
@funeralruiner 4 жыл бұрын
It’s really funny, it’s all going *a-chord-ing* to plan. You should add more skeleton puns, they’ve got *tibia* amazing. Man, this is so cheesy, but the puns are *grate.* Maybe you would do a lion pun, but nah, that’s no *mane’s* land. I guess you could make a pun about ice, but maybe it wouldn’t be *cool* enough Some people make constant wheel puns. I guess you could say they’re *on a roll.* Maybe don’t do glass puns, they’re really *pane-ful* to hear. They’re definitely not your *window* to fame. Try some fishing puns, they’re the *reel* deal. Perhaps some digging jokes, but I’ll warn you, they’re a *hole* thing. Cat jokes might be *purrfect* for this, but I’m not really *feline* it. You could make some firewood jokes, but you’d *burn* through them pretty quick. But, those jokes are so common you could even say *they grow on trees.*
@idontwantahandle651
@idontwantahandle651 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@sykostrawberries
@sykostrawberries 4 жыл бұрын
This just made my day so much better
@rubenvanderark4960
@rubenvanderark4960 4 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes
@meetmeintheorchard111
@meetmeintheorchard111 4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@heidi_1love
@heidi_1love 4 жыл бұрын
Ha 69th like!
@pebbleyt1357
@pebbleyt1357 4 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend: “Whats your favourite song” Me: “Ah- erm, its complicated”
@Erebu5_
@Erebu5_ 3 жыл бұрын
Complicated you say..
@anghuthachahp3119
@anghuthachahp3119 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3-zc3ytht6Djac
@the_singingguy1021
@the_singingguy1021 3 жыл бұрын
@@anghuthachahp3119 really expected a rick roll there
@isaakhan004
@isaakhan004 3 жыл бұрын
@@anghuthachahp3119 Great Joke
@feleciaflare1123
@feleciaflare1123 3 жыл бұрын
Have you listened to "My OCD" ? It is a fantastic song
@AnanyaGoyal7
@AnanyaGoyal7 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfold archery? You don't know what you're missing." Lol well you don't know what you're hitting either.
@niamhgallagher9841
@niamhgallagher9841 4 жыл бұрын
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium:) Blame my chemistry teacher for that one😂😂
@xflipsyx9878
@xflipsyx9878 4 жыл бұрын
Well at least make the effort to curium before he dies :P
@niamhgallagher9841
@niamhgallagher9841 4 жыл бұрын
xFlipsyx bruh😂😂
@killerqueen7675
@killerqueen7675 4 жыл бұрын
* This is not an original comment this is for the people who bitch about unoriginal comments * What do you do with a sick chemist: You can Curium, but if you can’t Helium, you Barium.
@bottomofthebookshelf937
@bottomofthebookshelf937 4 жыл бұрын
If u can’t helium and u can’t curium you BARIUM!
@ashlees.fantasies
@ashlees.fantasies 4 жыл бұрын
My science teacher is punny too!
@chrysopelea1986
@chrysopelea1986 4 жыл бұрын
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
@shahiqyarbouti2635
@shahiqyarbouti2635 4 жыл бұрын
I take offense to that comment. Dyslexic are teople poo!
@arnerademacker8548
@arnerademacker8548 4 жыл бұрын
A blind man walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. Someone help him before he hurts himself.
@marveldreamworks5330
@marveldreamworks5330 4 жыл бұрын
@@arnerademacker8548 Unless he's named Matt Murdoch...
@charlimorris1545
@charlimorris1545 4 жыл бұрын
@@shahiqyarbouti2635 I am dyslexic and I genuinely thought it said people too to the first time I looked
@theemeralddragonyt9315
@theemeralddragonyt9315 4 жыл бұрын
that moment when you have dilexics sry that was a little insensitive a guy with dyslexia that i know says that so
@BigSwede7403
@BigSwede7403 4 жыл бұрын
Every dad ever (and quite a few others): "Sing us the song of our people!"
@Re0Dacted
@Re0Dacted 4 жыл бұрын
*Sans has joined the chat.*
@corrynhockney8059
@corrynhockney8059 4 жыл бұрын
*Papyrus has left the chat with a note saying: NYEH-VER TO RETURN AGAIN*
@elwoodblues9613
@elwoodblues9613 4 жыл бұрын
I resemble that remark.
@quodekash6266
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
I am one of those others
@TeamTDMInnit
@TeamTDMInnit 4 жыл бұрын
*Sans Undertale has joined the chat*
@kakaboos2606
@kakaboos2606 3 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are people who have been traumatized by dad jokes, stay strong, you'll get through it
@TheCrimsonPope
@TheCrimsonPope 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing!" - i didn't know this one and I had to pause to lol
@Ash-ih4sd
@Ash-ih4sd 4 жыл бұрын
English teacher: Spell underrated Me : M-A-L-I-N-D-A
@jkbutterfly3142
@jkbutterfly3142 4 жыл бұрын
Me: 100% score!
@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х
@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х 2 ай бұрын
SPELLED WITH AN A!
@DYT-er7de
@DYT-er7de 4 жыл бұрын
My friend: Why are you laughing at a tree Me: Oh, you WOOD-n’t get it
@elwoodblues9613
@elwoodblues9613 4 жыл бұрын
That's a dogwood tree, right? You can tell by its bark.
@robertmounce2667
@robertmounce2667 4 жыл бұрын
*SLOW CLAPPIN'*..................… lol!
@ad-skyobsidion4267
@ad-skyobsidion4267 4 жыл бұрын
Hey sans
@Sophrosyne-d7b
@Sophrosyne-d7b 4 жыл бұрын
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 yep THATS him alright
@yourlocalmculover6664
@yourlocalmculover6664 4 жыл бұрын
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 wait....that isnt me....
@RecklessFables
@RecklessFables 2 жыл бұрын
0:24 That animation and physical reaction worked so well
@bessieburnet9816
@bessieburnet9816 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh boiling water, you will be mist (missed)." Shoto Todoroki: Not to me.
@anastasiawasylinko5482
@anastasiawasylinko5482 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought too!
@Rohan-lh5je
@Rohan-lh5je 4 жыл бұрын
ahhh so a man of culture I see.
@etonbachs4226
@etonbachs4226 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rohan-lh5je Bessie's a man? Cutest damn man I've ever seen.
@Rohan-lh5je
@Rohan-lh5je 4 жыл бұрын
@@etonbachs4226 dammit you got me
@lucikka3674
@lucikka3674 4 жыл бұрын
Todoroki is *lit*
@rainbowbutterflyfan
@rainbowbutterflyfan 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time in high school I wrote an essay on puns, in puns. It was senior year
@RowanWasHere
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
What grade did you get for it?
@rainbowbutterflyfan
@rainbowbutterflyfan 4 жыл бұрын
MinaLaFrare since it met the requirements, I got either a low A or a high B. It’s been two years so I don’t remember which
@RowanWasHere
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowbutterflyfan Mkay, cool.
@rainbowbutterflyfan
@rainbowbutterflyfan 4 жыл бұрын
Books, Broadway And BTS thank you 😁
@sheanentheong
@sheanentheong 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me this idea. My teacher wouldn't approve of it tho
@Alex-qh3vz
@Alex-qh3vz 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: writing puns Me: "I wonder what life would be like if there were 10 Malinda."
@veronica_sawyer_1989
@veronica_sawyer_1989 3 жыл бұрын
This sound was a ground breaking invention, just like shovels!
@coco_1507
@coco_1507 4 жыл бұрын
CEO of dad jokes: hmmmm we need an anthem *this song comes out* CEO of dad jokes : we have a winner!! Edit: thanks for 1k ❤️❤️
@ivy-re6qo
@ivy-re6qo 4 жыл бұрын
Dad Joke Squad: *Yes*
@branwe8053
@branwe8053 4 жыл бұрын
Yess
@noelward7491
@noelward7491 4 жыл бұрын
Actually they would take all the puns that say puns are bad. DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH......
@uwumaster9483
@uwumaster9483 4 жыл бұрын
*sans was the judge*
@elisaagarrado8128
@elisaagarrado8128 4 жыл бұрын
*CEO of dads:* this is eggcelent 🥚
@mayamaya6182
@mayamaya6182 4 жыл бұрын
This is literally my spirit song I must be on an elevator when i listened to this coz this really lift my spirits 🍵
@carbonbeaker409
@carbonbeaker409 4 жыл бұрын
This is an underrated style of punning/wordplay! It makes my heart rise to see this comment
@corrynhockney8059
@corrynhockney8059 4 жыл бұрын
Lol British talk I love that it's being used
@everythingkeira2543
@everythingkeira2543 4 жыл бұрын
Me in my English class: "Puns are just like paper, they're tear-able. Oh, make it stop, they're unbearable.."
@MattMussett
@MattMussett Жыл бұрын
Papercuts 😂
@ksierra4444
@ksierra4444 2 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️ a friend of ours who just passed away two weeks ago always shared puns on fb (and in person)... It was his thing. I just shared this video on his page for family and friends. Thanks for this!
@celine_cielo
@celine_cielo 4 жыл бұрын
Me: I can't seem to find a song to cure my depressi- Her/KZbin recommendations: wanna bet?
@angimac22
@angimac22 4 жыл бұрын
True
@uwu7123
@uwu7123 4 жыл бұрын
Pun Song: exsists* **Papyrus has left the chat**
@andrewcheng1948
@andrewcheng1948 4 жыл бұрын
**Sans has joined the chat**
@AshleyIsCool101
@AshleyIsCool101 4 жыл бұрын
thank you
@Lownsomere
@Lownsomere 4 жыл бұрын
*SANS HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
@shroomie266
@shroomie266 4 жыл бұрын
I commented one of Sans's puns! Glad I'm not the only one here that loves Undertale!
@imnotashley1101
@imnotashley1101 4 жыл бұрын
Papyrus: "sans, did you write this song?"
@RubyDaLynx
@RubyDaLynx 4 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the cow jumping over the wired fence? It was an udder disaster.
@lindseycassella3015
@lindseycassella3015 4 жыл бұрын
That was shocking
@Nightwing9597
@Nightwing9597 3 ай бұрын
I could watch an entire musical of songs like this… A Play on Words.
@jpase
@jpase 4 жыл бұрын
2:42 Jokes about skeletons ARE very humorous. That's why it's COMIC Sans. I hope you don't cringe a skele-ton.
@shroomie266
@shroomie266 4 жыл бұрын
**Papyrus has left the chat.**
@spacebiker69420
@spacebiker69420 4 жыл бұрын
TIBIA honest, your puns could use a FEMUR adjustments.
@ashleynewsome
@ashleynewsome 4 жыл бұрын
This comment really *cracked* me up Lol
@reasonablyobsessed
@reasonablyobsessed 4 жыл бұрын
@Looped Rap UlnaO! The AUs joined! Well, tibia honest I didn't expect anything else from the Fangirls
@TeamTDMInnit
@TeamTDMInnit 4 жыл бұрын
I love how many comments are about Undertale on this video X3
@awildtoadappeared7709
@awildtoadappeared7709 4 жыл бұрын
Is your favorite Disney princess, Ra-pun-zel
@rainsdizzy
@rainsdizzy 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@NyehNyeh12
@NyehNyeh12 4 жыл бұрын
Yes... Yes it is...
@josephrusso9342
@josephrusso9342 4 жыл бұрын
Omg wow
@Kiwisy
@Kiwisy 4 жыл бұрын
... If she didn't put the Mulan references... Maybe
@shadowbd2068
@shadowbd2068 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@cupiowaffles
@cupiowaffles 4 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Sans laughing hysterically and Papyrus have a mental break down
@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017
@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 4 жыл бұрын
Yea im sans in this situation (:
@teraspeXt
@teraspeXt 4 жыл бұрын
It breaks Papyrus' *funny bone.*
@cupiowaffles
@cupiowaffles 4 жыл бұрын
@@teraspeXt Papyrus: NO NOT YOU TOO HUMAN!
@cupiowaffles
@cupiowaffles 4 жыл бұрын
@@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 same
@rabiiess
@rabiiess 4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes Sans loves it a skeleton Papyrus, on the other hand, does not like them At all
@dominicnevins2144
@dominicnevins2144 4 жыл бұрын
At the young age of 25, I have officially found my favorite song.
@yelitethebeast
@yelitethebeast 4 жыл бұрын
At the age at 9 I found my favourite song kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqXUc6dph8eNnNU
@angel_x5355
@angel_x5355 4 жыл бұрын
The official song of dads everywhere
@catluvr2
@catluvr2 4 жыл бұрын
I just sent this video in a text message to my dad, to be honest. I know he's gonna love it.
@jessegoestaconas199
@jessegoestaconas199 4 жыл бұрын
@@catluvr2 me too 😂
@valhersa29
@valhersa29 4 жыл бұрын
Song: **exists** Chat Noir, Sans and Danny Phantom: **happy pun noises** Patton Sanders, Yang Xiao Long, Barbara Dunkelmann and every dad out there: **happier pun noises**
@margheritaparacini7729
@margheritaparacini7729 4 жыл бұрын
Add Patton Sanders
@f.xes.
@f.xes. 4 жыл бұрын
Yesss so true omg
@kennethfajardo9102
@kennethfajardo9102 4 жыл бұрын
Add Yang Xiao Long and Barbara Dunkelmann.
@bennypinto
@bennypinto 4 жыл бұрын
Can't forget our dads :D
@copper_rose137
@copper_rose137 4 жыл бұрын
YES SANDERS SIDES!
@jameshumphrey8860
@jameshumphrey8860 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Malinda, welcome to the rewords of being punny! I feel your tree jokes didn’t quite get to the root of the problem though. Oak, eh, I’m sure you’re sycamore of these, so please take the ‘elm and branch out!
@amanekabbaj
@amanekabbaj 4 жыл бұрын
James Humphrey I’m hanging onto your every word!
@R.M.MacFru
@R.M.MacFru 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Humphrey, you have me stumped beyond belief. But then, its late and I'm pining for rest.
@RedZeshinX
@RedZeshinX 4 жыл бұрын
Make like a tree.... and get OUTTA HERE. 😎
@garrysmith1029
@garrysmith1029 4 жыл бұрын
I don't like the punny one I always thought that pun needs to be punish (I said this before this video came out)
@kittycat-sc7je
@kittycat-sc7je 4 жыл бұрын
She couldn't seed the opportunitys
@outofcontext42
@outofcontext42 4 жыл бұрын
2:13 really should become a meme format
@juniperberryyyy
@juniperberryyyy 4 жыл бұрын
The likes: all the dads The dislikes: all their kids
@somangiscute6370
@somangiscute6370 4 жыл бұрын
lol This is the opposite for me.
@kelthekid6940
@kelthekid6940 4 жыл бұрын
There’s going to be a lot of gay dads or nonexistent children
@RedK5
@RedK5 4 жыл бұрын
Panic Panda 9994 I have no dad and I love puns
@coyotix
@coyotix 4 жыл бұрын
Panic Panda 9994 I’m a kid
@gabzwithazed
@gabzwithazed 4 жыл бұрын
Somangiscute same 😂
@bisexual_disaster5223
@bisexual_disaster5223 4 жыл бұрын
Dude: why are you boiling water Other dude: I'm making holy water Dude:how is that making holy water Other dude:I'm boiling the hell out of it
@WoodlouseFairy
@WoodlouseFairy 4 жыл бұрын
The HELL out of it
@josiahtrelawny6306
@josiahtrelawny6306 4 жыл бұрын
Quality comment right here 👌
@bucketbrains2137
@bucketbrains2137 3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@yessewesse
@yessewesse 3 жыл бұрын
Glad i’m not the only one who knows this ancient vine
@angelapawluk3614
@angelapawluk3614 3 жыл бұрын
Lol this is somthi g I never knew in needed in my life
@staypawsom3
@staypawsom3 4 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day, we’re all just human *beans* But together we will *rice* *Lettuce* pray *Ramen* (I’m sorry) Edit: That’s not an original, but I think the one below is :) Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the *calf-e*
@inbd157
@inbd157 4 жыл бұрын
I must say your joke is a blender
@littlemissfinch
@littlemissfinch 4 жыл бұрын
*mayo* please make more? these are so much *butter* than all the *otter* ones. Don’t worry, I’m already on my way home.
@kmckinley7151
@kmckinley7151 4 жыл бұрын
@@littlemissfinch I must say, that last joke *cracked* me up. I never *egg*spected that. The use of an animal is such a *sunny* (side up, if you get confused) joke. Although the first one quite confused me at first, it really *scrambled* my mind. If you really think about it, alot of puns and be made *egg* -celently. Im really *egg* -specting my mom to make eggs for breakfast arent I? I know ive used the term "egg" in multiple puns, are you *egg* -specting me to be that creamative? (Like a creamy egg) I need to leave...
@gabriella5516
@gabriella5516 4 жыл бұрын
w͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞w͟͟͟͞͞͞
@elechronic
@elechronic 4 жыл бұрын
Sans: I'm not a human but ok kiddo
@mogalactic13
@mogalactic13 Жыл бұрын
THREE YEARS AGO?!! I remember when this was first posted.
@lidiafsr
@lidiafsr 4 жыл бұрын
"Let's get down to business to defeat the puns" HAHAHAH I recognized the inspiration instantly! You're awesome, Malinda
@DeaconTaylor
@DeaconTaylor 4 жыл бұрын
i was hoping for a long dark of the shoe reference.
@lidiafsr
@lidiafsr 4 жыл бұрын
@Avatar Avatar "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" by Mulan. The first line is "let's get down to business to defeat the huns"
@saphicxx
@saphicxx 4 жыл бұрын
Mulan
@MultiSteveB
@MultiSteveB 4 жыл бұрын
The problem with elevators raising everyone's spirits... is sooner or later they let you down. Just subscribed bacause I just found this channel. Why didn't I find this so much sooner? :-/
@Animallord365
@Animallord365 4 жыл бұрын
Stephen Ball I only found it yesterday
@SkyHighSkylar
@SkyHighSkylar 4 жыл бұрын
Here before the comments are filled with *puns*
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about that, they'll comment go.
@kzcreationzmore
@kzcreationzmore 4 жыл бұрын
I know and you know there will be way more cheesy ones than gouda ones 🙄
@ericandy88
@ericandy88 4 жыл бұрын
But you know those cheesy punsters. They just do not give edam.
@pengweng3795
@pengweng3795 4 жыл бұрын
I’m here for the comment puns
@pleejithoj1712
@pleejithoj1712 4 жыл бұрын
Stop these cheese puns i camembert it anymore 😭
@emimimimimimimi
@emimimimimimimi 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfolded archery" Wei Wuxian: been there done that
@amandaa8472
@amandaa8472 2 жыл бұрын
XD I appreaciated this comment.
@JovanLemon
@JovanLemon 4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time ever that i actually watched a sponsored ad, that means you make good content
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 4 жыл бұрын
a content goddess! or (I cannot stop myself) a puncess!
@Tuqa_127
@Tuqa_127 4 жыл бұрын
A pun song: *exists* Sans: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN
@IndieDoodlesSometimes
@IndieDoodlesSometimes 4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Fuck yes.
@rigure
@rigure 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude😂😂😂😂👌🏻
@stevenoct11
@stevenoct11 4 жыл бұрын
YES UNDERTALE FTW
@toddmycat3197
@toddmycat3197 4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes
@makaylabeatty5785
@makaylabeatty5785 4 жыл бұрын
papyrus: *runs to Undyne's screaming*
@CaptainNim
@CaptainNim 4 жыл бұрын
The sponsors' code should have been "10MEALinda"
@Caerulean
@Caerulean 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. 😏
@josephrusso9342
@josephrusso9342 4 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х
@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х 2 ай бұрын
Still spelled with an A! :D
@derekbaker3750
@derekbaker3750 2 жыл бұрын
I’m learning about atoms and the periodic table (Sodium aka, Na) in science at school!
@longshot7064
@longshot7064 4 жыл бұрын
Jokes about skeletons are twice as humerus then other jokes
@TeamTDMInnit
@TeamTDMInnit 4 жыл бұрын
Sans: -Y E S- I'm sorry for my Undertale ref.
@rayzoralphamimic8431
@rayzoralphamimic8431 4 жыл бұрын
Sans would love this lol
@astrumnihilum
@astrumnihilum 4 жыл бұрын
@@TeamTDMInnit SANS
@dallyhall
@dallyhall 4 жыл бұрын
Meh I would make one but I don't have the *guts* incase I copy someone
@ziondoesrandomstuff3906
@ziondoesrandomstuff3906 4 жыл бұрын
I would make a pun, but I can think of nun You, the player, who completed genocide and deleted their local save data to earase what they had done, feel your sins crawling on your back!
@aparnasrijith5654
@aparnasrijith5654 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, now translate these puns in Google Translate and there u go.
@bacontheshoe
@bacontheshoe 4 жыл бұрын
great idea!
@raynahvaughn6347
@raynahvaughn6347 4 жыл бұрын
They will be mist.
@starlight72733
@starlight72733 4 жыл бұрын
(part 2) It depends on the little enemies. What can I do? When you look into your eyes, you will never know what you need. Your water is right Hairstyle because I do not want to drink (ok) The iPad Titanic has been updated and redesigned. He did not shout I want to talk about jokes. But I have no problem I want to bring some bread I can do you
@starlight72733
@starlight72733 4 жыл бұрын
(part 3) Cut pieces and paper ... The fear of dust was already broken Manage your business Is this my priest the devil? He said: “I have published my work, I speak and I speak What influenced me?
@starlight72733
@starlight72733 4 жыл бұрын
(part 4) The feeling of thirst never ends I need a Latin number Travel to this country is stressful I'll get it! Do you want to kill an Italian cook? Photographic shadows One of the parks is Mandok Todd. My job is to make a cake. Sorry for not waiting for your father for a long time. I missed something and I have to keep going
@r0qyx
@r0qyx 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who absolutely LOVES puns, *This was a masterpeice*
@wolfower1326
@wolfower1326 3 жыл бұрын
So true, it's pure art!
@rcschmidt668
@rcschmidt668 3 жыл бұрын
Count me in! 1, 2, 3...
@witoldtadeusz
@witoldtadeusz 3 жыл бұрын
Right. ...Right? This? You meant this person liking puns? Not gramatically perfect, I'd say ;)
@mcmike4144
@mcmike4144 3 жыл бұрын
Well. Thats just a part of the puzzle
@GeetoBurrito
@GeetoBurrito 3 жыл бұрын
You know that you’ve reached pure dad level when you laugh at this.
@craftycookie9288
@craftycookie9288 4 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "Let's defeat puns" Also Malinda: *Sings a song using only puns*
@kanewolfstar
@kanewolfstar 4 жыл бұрын
Sans: yas Papyrus: NO! Sans: *expression "I'll use this to destroy your life"* yas. Papyrus: SANS, NO. Sans: sans yes.
@danwar2489
@danwar2489 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't Sans more of the prankster of the two bros? Papyrus between the two makes more puns during his phonecalls, and even in his intro sequence, the paper-named skeleton cracks one right in response to the serifless skeleton.
@FlintDaFlunk
@FlintDaFlunk 4 жыл бұрын
*S A N S Y E S*
@summer5156
@summer5156 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@wahidamuhammad7397
@wahidamuhammad7397 4 жыл бұрын
@@danwar2489 yup
@kiaraunderfell
@kiaraunderfell 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@MBTimes
@MBTimes 4 жыл бұрын
I came here for the puns, they did not disappoint.
@YuzuLeMoon
@YuzuLeMoon 2 жыл бұрын
How did I find you so late? I love your songs! They simply put a smile on my face. Thank you!
@dewrus2153
@dewrus2153 4 жыл бұрын
Attention employees: Don't go into the break room. Everything is already broken.
@stevenoct11
@stevenoct11 4 жыл бұрын
well, I break the rulers so this might be my thing! :)
@REDACTED1818
@REDACTED1818 4 жыл бұрын
Cleanup on the break room
@nataliecrowe5019
@nataliecrowe5019 4 жыл бұрын
CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR!!
@bl4cksp1d3r
@bl4cksp1d3r 4 жыл бұрын
"I for one like roman numerals" Is my favourite and also true :D
@bag.n
@bag.n 4 жыл бұрын
She should wear a tuxedo. They really suit her.
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Guitar Malinda looks like your bro that comes to jam but must put on with whatever you chose as lyrics x)
@Tizzy_Rose
@Tizzy_Rose 4 жыл бұрын
Hey I got a good one that I came up with myself hehe Why do people without toasters don’t drink milk? Because they’re lack-toast intolerant Hehehe
@Iputtheunctionalinfunctional
@Iputtheunctionalinfunctional 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@Izzisntfizz
@Izzisntfizz 4 жыл бұрын
nuuuuuuu this is un-bear-able
@hopesworld9850
@hopesworld9850 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahehehehehe good one 😆🤣👍👍🤣😆
@saimahaych
@saimahaych 4 жыл бұрын
○h n○ my brain hurts s○ badly
@morgankovac3632
@morgankovac3632 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty good lol
@pinkapopch654
@pinkapopch654 4 жыл бұрын
"Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous" Sans want to know your location
@wintertheampharos4725
@wintertheampharos4725 4 жыл бұрын
Guess he has a BONE to pick with her for that one
@pinkapopch654
@pinkapopch654 4 жыл бұрын
@AliyahA 25614 2:42
@anzain8064
@anzain8064 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Re0Dacted
@Re0Dacted 4 жыл бұрын
Tibia honest, if I was a skeleton, I wouldn't give you a comeback because I wouldn't have the guts. I know i''m bonely. I'm chatting with you know with my telebone right now.
@underfan2656
@underfan2656 3 жыл бұрын
Sans is proud kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpyukp6jaNiJmLc :D
@idk-tx6xu
@idk-tx6xu 4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock WHO'S THERE Broken pencil BROKEN PENCIL WHO Oh nevermind it's pointless 🤡
@Soran-Sarah
@Soran-Sarah 4 жыл бұрын
can i take this joke? its a good one
@idk-tx6xu
@idk-tx6xu 4 жыл бұрын
@@Soran-Sarah it's all yours
@Soran-Sarah
@Soran-Sarah 4 жыл бұрын
@@idk-tx6xu thank you
@idk-tx6xu
@idk-tx6xu 4 жыл бұрын
@@Soran-Sarah not problem
@delayedstwr
@delayedstwr 4 жыл бұрын
UNTERTALE Edit: I meant undertale for sone reason I didnt notice it for 2 months
@sparkypi
@sparkypi 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when I meet people from other countries we get into discussions about language, and one of the hardest things to explain is puns. From now on, Malinda will do all the work for me. Thank you so much for this video! Hahahaha
@chazxtwo
@chazxtwo 4 жыл бұрын
this song is my actual heaven i can’t wait to pun-ish my friends
@wombattakat
@wombattakat 4 жыл бұрын
You missed the opportunity to say “10 Free Meal-indas”
@tobybartels8426
@tobybartels8426 4 жыл бұрын
It would make people more likely to misspell her name and mess up their discount.
@reecegraham5780
@reecegraham5780 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve used all of these on my friends. these puns are absolutely fantastic thank you
You made me write a song about puffins...
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