Thank you all for your tremendous puns on Instagram and Twitter! Follow me there at @missmalindakat to participate in whacky songs in the future! DC!!! COME SEE MY LIVE SHOW IT WOULD MEAN EVERYTHING!! bit.ly/2TJaJCu
@imworthless32044 жыл бұрын
*why must this song pun-ish me?*
@CinematicInsanity4 жыл бұрын
This just made my day! It’s so ridiculous but beautifully so.
@jur4x4 жыл бұрын
Somebody been reading Technology Connections twitter lately? lol
@bingussussy47574 жыл бұрын
Hiiiii
@guilhermepaulino48414 жыл бұрын
Please tell me this song will be in Spotify
@rainbow_zone4 жыл бұрын
I've never both hated and loved a song so much at the same time
@bennypinto4 жыл бұрын
First time here,bud?
@serenity_gone89904 жыл бұрын
Same
@annakuti34554 жыл бұрын
What is there to hate? This song is purrfect. I have a new cat-alog of puns to use meow.
@anotherperson73624 жыл бұрын
Statehumans?
@elwoodblues96134 жыл бұрын
Calzoneifornia considers this song to be cruel and unusual pun-ishment.
@leonlebail4 жыл бұрын
This song: *exists* Dads: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN
@therealtebek81414 жыл бұрын
Yes, very much so...
@quodekash62664 жыл бұрын
oh my gosh yes
@TragicTortellini4 жыл бұрын
Me: *proceeds to tell every single pun to my family*
@gracey84424 жыл бұрын
Charles The French?
@quodekash62664 жыл бұрын
@@gracey8442 That's what I thought lol
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not a blender, but I got mixed feelings about this music.
@molly.dot.80194 жыл бұрын
Celso de Sá ᒪOᒪ
@napstablookbutno6664 жыл бұрын
i would like this comment but it has exactly 200 likes... and i want to post a pun about this song...but i got nun
@moore82894 жыл бұрын
Lll
@alekseyeykhmanpersonal72574 жыл бұрын
whY *you -.-*
@somethingyesbutcooler6724 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@pian8163 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, I sued the airport because they accidentally got rid of my luggage." "Did you win?" "Nah, I lost the *case."*
@bluupers3 жыл бұрын
XD
@user-ks3nc3qb6t3 жыл бұрын
LOL xDDDDDD
@WoodlouseChucker3 жыл бұрын
That's not *cool* of them to be so *cold-hearted*
@pian8163 жыл бұрын
@@WoodlouseChucker Yeah it was a bit *icy* to give them the *cold* shoulder
@supercalifragilisticexpial73713 жыл бұрын
I bet you looked pretty fly at the court
@jyavant4 жыл бұрын
I did not know it was possible to cringe, smile, and laugh all at once.
@geraldfrost47104 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies!
@micahwright59014 жыл бұрын
Two of those are already associated.
@cryoslimeenjoyer16264 жыл бұрын
The only comment that isnt a pun
@dottiet66884 жыл бұрын
Oh but it is... And it is both wonderful and horrible at the same time.
@bigbruhmento77314 жыл бұрын
Same
@louisepepino8724 жыл бұрын
I told someone the sodium joke and his immediate reaction was, "K, I'll make one about potassium. Edit: How are y'all so funny in the replies? I envy y'all and your comedic prowess
@savannahwestover25384 жыл бұрын
Oh, that was a perfect comeback
@OpRaven-624 жыл бұрын
Savannah Westover indeed
@gamsssreal4 жыл бұрын
@@OpRaven-62 Hello Officer.
@gamsssreal4 жыл бұрын
Can you find my dad?
@gamsssreal4 жыл бұрын
He's been a wafer for to long
@cyan7894 жыл бұрын
I was going to make a joke about pancakes, but it would just fall flat.
@stevenoct114 жыл бұрын
you flournderd that one
@shasta_le_bab4 жыл бұрын
You butter stop
@taxesstuff4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, these puns are really crepe.
@noideawhattosaysrslly53884 жыл бұрын
youre just MILKing this joke Edit: spelling
@newbiegamelover47674 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, you guys! You are going to make me FLIP! (EDIT: grammar error)
@samanthaangeli78513 жыл бұрын
I love how “they’re unbearable” isn’t even a pun but if there’s a picture of a bear then it still counts
@miriga39272 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nicolask.3825 Жыл бұрын
Yeah some of these "puns" are actually visual gags
@theunwelcome8 ай бұрын
cutest bears ever, though!
@freelanceorsomethingАй бұрын
frrrr
@malderolo4 жыл бұрын
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work." This was the one that really cracked me up the most, and I know it probably shouldn't have. XD
@bsmith67844 жыл бұрын
It _cracked_ you up. Now, you must be _broke,_ like those unemployed yeah, I know.
@SaplingofSpunk4 жыл бұрын
@@bsmith6784 Okay but... why are you all so EGGcelent at making TEARible puns that CRACK me up?
@quodekash62664 жыл бұрын
So you're an egg?
@DinosaurNick4 жыл бұрын
I'm unemployed .. I still laughed XD
@danballe4 жыл бұрын
Beverly Kell Another unemployed guy over here , I was going to do a word play with "ployed" and shovels and stuff, but I do NOT have solid grounds for any.
@revenant93824 жыл бұрын
“Ok I’ll stop now but before I go” 4 minutes left to the song
@Retroist20244 жыл бұрын
You know what is the benefit of a live show? You don't see how much time left!
@revenant93824 жыл бұрын
plarq Ok nice but I don’t remember asking
@ricardozk4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@EmeraldBat674 жыл бұрын
I was reading this as she said it.
@ricardozk4 жыл бұрын
@@EmeraldBat67 lol me too
@RowanWasHere4 жыл бұрын
This song is easy to get lost in, because it's so a-MAZE-ing. Yes I just went there. Haven't found my way back yet, though. 4 likes, no views, wow. Usually I get here after it's already happened, this the first time I've actually witnessed KZbin being drunk.
@brunomcleod4 жыл бұрын
Nice job. 😂
@RowanWasHere4 жыл бұрын
@@brunomcleod Thank Ewe.
@RowanWasHere4 жыл бұрын
@TheFooxy Foox please don't.
@FulcrumAhsokaTano4 жыл бұрын
or a-maize-ing
@RowanWasHere4 жыл бұрын
@@FulcrumAhsokaTano Sorry, that joke was just too corny
@141lucky1413 жыл бұрын
As a dad, I really enjoyed this song. I appreciate the effort to bring a smile during this pun-demic
@moosefishman1804 жыл бұрын
I entered ten of of these puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did.
@quodekash62664 жыл бұрын
That is literally something my dad would say. Meaning it is hilarious and amazing. Well done
@DinosaurNick4 жыл бұрын
Love this XD
@ashlees.fantasies4 жыл бұрын
I know that one. Nice job.
@simp25344 жыл бұрын
moosefishman180 hoping PUN would win ;)
@tagtube4204 жыл бұрын
why did that take me so long to understand 😂
@mythmage82314 жыл бұрын
My friend had a dream he was a race car. Guess you could say it was an auto-body experience I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest I wanted a brain transplant. I changed my mind. I asked a French guy if he played video games. He said Wii.
@smwa67734 жыл бұрын
good ones
@saimahaych4 жыл бұрын
i got one of them
@phoebusapollo83654 жыл бұрын
Why the f*ck does this comment have lower likes than a hundred? This deserves thousands!!!
@edmundcanlas1354 жыл бұрын
e
@inbd1574 жыл бұрын
Lol i make lots of puns in kids game to be their dad and annoy them
@andrewbond15524 жыл бұрын
This song felt like it would easily fit into a phineas and ferb episode, that's a good thing
@lemoncardboard32704 жыл бұрын
Andrew Bond Oml true
@rabiiess4 жыл бұрын
What about undertale
@Blaze231244 жыл бұрын
@@rabiiess Undertale songs have no vocal lyrics
@rabiiess4 жыл бұрын
@@Blaze23124 yes but as an instrumental, or maybe an anime/cartoon opening but idk you do you
@kiricamel4 жыл бұрын
Omg that's qhat I thought!
@EntergeticalakaBot4 жыл бұрын
"Puns are just like paper they're tear-ible" I... *wheeze* ...cant..
@user-ks3nc3qb6t3 жыл бұрын
same!
@EntergeticalakaBot3 жыл бұрын
I forgot that I even posted this 293 likes Wow
@dragonslayer32793 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the fist comment said shame
@coacobird3 жыл бұрын
My sister came over to see what I was listening to and heard this one. She did a facepalm and walked away while I continued singing it to her lol
@EntergeticalakaBot3 жыл бұрын
@@coacobird lol
@demonspawn57974 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever tried blindfolded archery, you don’t know what you’re missing” You don’t know what you’re hitting either
@TPNsBiggestFan4 жыл бұрын
the archer's hurlfriend
@joemamacaprisun3 жыл бұрын
sounds like a shot in the dark
@youseinokiri3 жыл бұрын
"Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous" sans: *am I a joke to you?*
@belalabusultan59113 жыл бұрын
I don't like this one, it Hit me real hard.
@mustardcat83 жыл бұрын
could be a person
@BCubedus4 жыл бұрын
TITANIC Oh sorry I thought it was a good ice breaker.
@chrisdriver77764 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chrisdriver77764 жыл бұрын
I might hold on to that joke... And I'll never let go Jack... I mean Adaaam!!!
@corrynhockney80594 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdriver7776 It may not bother Elsa but Papyrus will not be happy to meet you first time in forever
@Jaxgotscared4 жыл бұрын
👏..
@quodekash62664 жыл бұрын
I sat at my desk for like a whole minute laughing this is amazing
@devanshouse50274 жыл бұрын
"How many puns can you put into a song?" Her: yes EDIT: Holy shit, 2.2k likes! Thank you everyone!
@lovrebrnas73944 жыл бұрын
Her has a name, but k... i guess...
@8888BALL4 жыл бұрын
It’s malinda
@King-cv2gb4 жыл бұрын
Lovre Brnas wow i wantend to say that
@demonfoxfilms35704 жыл бұрын
I love that most of the replies to this awesome comment are just corrections. I bet the person who commented must LOVE that.
@LiterallyEly4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like this comment but it had 666...
@kristme3 жыл бұрын
"You can never trust an atom, they make up everything" My brother named Adam listening: are they talking about me???? Me: NOT THAT KIND OF A- you know what, I'm not gonna even
@lydiaboyle41583 жыл бұрын
Adam was a trash bin in the corner.
@Roxas13XIII4 жыл бұрын
I played this song for my cat. She started meowing to certain parts of it. That was quite a-mew-sing.
@elwoodblues96134 жыл бұрын
Purrfectly done.
@funnyfox2044 жыл бұрын
These puns are clawesome. tabby honest, I wouldn’t have thought of them myself! Pawesome work, everyone.
@georgea.48554 жыл бұрын
Good job guys on making sophisti-cat-ed puns in this sections
@molly.dot.80194 жыл бұрын
Lᴏʟ
@tortoise53834 жыл бұрын
Are you CATering for any parties? It’s my purrthday
@milesofmagic67304 жыл бұрын
The perfect video doesn't exis- MALINDA: Here's a song made up of puns.
@cryofpaine4 жыл бұрын
You might say it's the pun-nacle of videos.
@Streunekater4 жыл бұрын
It's like a cat: purr-fact.
@milesofmagic67304 жыл бұрын
@@Streunekater We got the MEOWst of it
@andrewcheng19484 жыл бұрын
@Crocoshark \@miles of magic-that's a scratch of watts to come
@mw8644 жыл бұрын
1300th like sooooo satisfying
@intalcu56104 жыл бұрын
This song is egg-cellent. I’d *shell* out money to see a sequel. But that would probably be *hard (boiled)* and would *scramble* your thoughts. Y-okay then.
@theravenmonarch94414 жыл бұрын
You people will always find a way to milk those puns. I have a beef with that.
@TPNsBiggestFan4 жыл бұрын
@@theravenmonarch9441 the soup pulls out an umbrella inside cause it's not souperstitious
@ethson69153 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment it needs more likes!!
@lararob62843 жыл бұрын
@@ethson6915 I know right?
@Lu13s3 жыл бұрын
I would make a pun here but that would hawkward. And on top of that I'm late.
@manlingsun89283 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how talented she is? She is amazing at singing, writing music, and playing the guitar. WOW!
@ctrleltdelete42763 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure it's a uke but you're right! It's very impressive :)
@dewrus21534 жыл бұрын
I was going to tell a time travel joke but you guys didn't like it.
@akhilharah21084 жыл бұрын
That is a good one
@basilscottage30324 жыл бұрын
Ok, that was actually really good
@goorodo69494 жыл бұрын
Lol
@redballoon90074 жыл бұрын
AHHHH-
@yakijacob4 жыл бұрын
I woke up my parents laughing so loud I hope your happy
@PuffyPhoenix4 жыл бұрын
Would love to see this go through google translate, but I don't think the puns would translate well
@Morgain854 жыл бұрын
its even hard to understand all the puns when you're not native english speaking.. (like me) but i got the most.
@PuffyPhoenix4 жыл бұрын
@@Morgain85 Then google translate would just add an extra level of fun for that confusion XD
@onkelpappkov26664 жыл бұрын
I was born a man in a woman's body but I was held back from becoming myself, so I'd trans late Iunno what to tell you, making puns up on the spot is cardio surgery. I mean it's heart work. Typing this on a phone, so I better keep it short, because like the new Star Wars movies, the reception is bad.
@koolkitty1084 жыл бұрын
Yes! That’s what I said! It needs to happen...
@sirk6034 жыл бұрын
MorgainTheFey who h ones did you not get? I understood all of them, I can help.
@JoshuaMorgan4 жыл бұрын
...this may be one of the greatest things you've ever made.
@ethanwang28634 жыл бұрын
It aMAZEing right
@robertmounce26674 жыл бұрын
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but , honestly none of them WORK" Malinda
@jeffskarma4 жыл бұрын
Bread is like the sun It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
@wendyleeconnelly29394 жыл бұрын
why make a joke about sodium, as it could be taken as an in-salt.
@R.M.MacFru4 жыл бұрын
You just had to pepper that one in, didn't you?
@LukenUSee4 жыл бұрын
That one is Na-turally Cl-ever!
@TheGoldenRosie4 жыл бұрын
Why that is so tru they are Barking up the wrong tree
@cosmicdraconian67124 жыл бұрын
@@LukenUSee BRUH
@Ten24 жыл бұрын
I had a joke, but it’s sodium funny I can’t say it!
@marcopohl48754 жыл бұрын
as one of those crazy people who genuinely enjoys puns, this was perfect
@geraldfrost47104 жыл бұрын
I'd actually not heard of two of these puns before. Got 'em now!
@gauthamishenoy12014 жыл бұрын
Nu it's purr-fect
@noxk19924 жыл бұрын
Yea I enjoy it alot (I was thinking of a pun but then I did not have any)(well you thought that one was gonna be a pun huh)(that one two right)
@dusksnothere26904 жыл бұрын
I also LOVE puns sans the skeleton is my favorite character of all time
@sprinklepie37844 жыл бұрын
Me too
@gachacados3 жыл бұрын
What did the grape say when he was stepped on? Nothing he just let out a little wine 😂
@lolamunchkin95043 жыл бұрын
Why
@XorbityXorbGlowbe3 жыл бұрын
**Whyne*
@gachacados3 жыл бұрын
@@lolamunchkin9504 lol
@sparkleandfriends81273 жыл бұрын
😂🤣✨🤣😂🤣😂🤣✨🎉🎊✨
@DreamingBlindly3 жыл бұрын
Candle: hmmm kinky
@littletravelblog75894 жыл бұрын
Is this song full of Berylium, Gold and Titanium? Because it's *Be-Au-Ti-ful!* (When you love puns, but also are a chemistry freak) Edit: Guys, thank you so much for all the likes! That's my most liked comment yet)
@onkelpappkov26664 жыл бұрын
I'd slam my hands on the table in laughter but it's on a rotating platform passing me by in even intervals...
@ginnybayliss28854 жыл бұрын
That joke seemed like it was made of cobalt, radon and yttrium. It was so CoRnY
@PixelSheep4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@erich51624 жыл бұрын
I have never hated a pun so good ever in my life and i'm confused
@txaggyraf4 жыл бұрын
Xd I feel sorry for you,I’m not really a chemistry freak but- dID yOU knOW tHAt iF a tARAntULA fALLs frOM a hEIghT 5 or 2 feET taLL thEY wOULd dIE?-
@dewrus21534 жыл бұрын
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was very tense.
@quanticansh4 жыл бұрын
that's a google assistant joke for sure lol
@dewrus21534 жыл бұрын
@@quanticansh - For full transparency, I have to actually give credit to my high school English teacher. Every day, he would write some funny pun or English-themed joke on the chalkboard. I jotted down the ones I liked best and the above was one of those! So, credit does not go to GA...it belongs to Mr. John Monsell, Chief Logan High School, Mifflin County PA (1988).
@n8rtotplayz6474 жыл бұрын
If they were all there, shouldn’t you say, “it was every tense”?
@ryanweible90904 жыл бұрын
an old groucho Marx joke-"doc you gotta help me, sometimes i think im a teepee, and sometimes i think i'm a wigwam" "calm down, you are too tents."
@stickii_B4 жыл бұрын
I remember the last thing my father said before he kicked the bucket, it was: *”HEY HOW FAR DO YA THINK I CAN KICK THIS BUCKET?!”*
@ImJustToddy3 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the Shoe Factory disaster? A Real tragedy. 100 Soles were lost.
@elwoodblues96133 жыл бұрын
How many were injured? I hope they get heeled soon.
@donaldengelmann69064 жыл бұрын
I feel like using 'defeat' rather than 'de-feet' is a missed opportunity.
@magmamusic23484 жыл бұрын
It's that joke from Penguins Of Madagascar
@curiosamente4 жыл бұрын
A misstep, if you will.
@RhizanthellaSlateri4 жыл бұрын
@@magmamusic2348 "I do not want to suck seed! I want to win!"
@Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick4 жыл бұрын
These jokes have no grounds to stand on! 😁
@legendofzeldarules444 жыл бұрын
@@magmamusic2348 no, it's a riff off of a song from mulan called "I'll make a man out of you" the original lyrics: let's get down to business, to defeat, the HUNS, did they send me daughters? When I asked for suns?! If you don't know the story of Mulan you should look it up, it's pretty good, the original Disney cartoon using too bad either
@funeralruiner4 жыл бұрын
It’s really funny, it’s all going *a-chord-ing* to plan. You should add more skeleton puns, they’ve got *tibia* amazing. Man, this is so cheesy, but the puns are *grate.* Maybe you would do a lion pun, but nah, that’s no *mane’s* land. I guess you could make a pun about ice, but maybe it wouldn’t be *cool* enough Some people make constant wheel puns. I guess you could say they’re *on a roll.* Maybe don’t do glass puns, they’re really *pane-ful* to hear. They’re definitely not your *window* to fame. Try some fishing puns, they’re the *reel* deal. Perhaps some digging jokes, but I’ll warn you, they’re a *hole* thing. Cat jokes might be *purrfect* for this, but I’m not really *feline* it. You could make some firewood jokes, but you’d *burn* through them pretty quick. But, those jokes are so common you could even say *they grow on trees.*
@idontwantahandle6514 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@sykostrawberries4 жыл бұрын
This just made my day so much better
@rubenvanderark49604 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes
@meetmeintheorchard1114 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@heidi_1love4 жыл бұрын
Ha 69th like!
@pebbleyt13574 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend: “Whats your favourite song” Me: “Ah- erm, its complicated”
@Erebu5_3 жыл бұрын
Complicated you say..
@anghuthachahp31193 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3-zc3ytht6Djac
@the_singingguy10213 жыл бұрын
@@anghuthachahp3119 really expected a rick roll there
@isaakhan0043 жыл бұрын
@@anghuthachahp3119 Great Joke
@feleciaflare11233 жыл бұрын
Have you listened to "My OCD" ? It is a fantastic song
@AnanyaGoyal74 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfold archery? You don't know what you're missing." Lol well you don't know what you're hitting either.
@niamhgallagher98414 жыл бұрын
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium:) Blame my chemistry teacher for that one😂😂
@xflipsyx98784 жыл бұрын
Well at least make the effort to curium before he dies :P
@niamhgallagher98414 жыл бұрын
xFlipsyx bruh😂😂
@killerqueen76754 жыл бұрын
* This is not an original comment this is for the people who bitch about unoriginal comments * What do you do with a sick chemist: You can Curium, but if you can’t Helium, you Barium.
@bottomofthebookshelf9374 жыл бұрын
If u can’t helium and u can’t curium you BARIUM!
@ashlees.fantasies4 жыл бұрын
My science teacher is punny too!
@chrysopelea19864 жыл бұрын
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
@shahiqyarbouti26354 жыл бұрын
I take offense to that comment. Dyslexic are teople poo!
@arnerademacker85484 жыл бұрын
A blind man walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. Someone help him before he hurts himself.
@marveldreamworks53304 жыл бұрын
@@arnerademacker8548 Unless he's named Matt Murdoch...
@charlimorris15454 жыл бұрын
@@shahiqyarbouti2635 I am dyslexic and I genuinely thought it said people too to the first time I looked
@theemeralddragonyt93154 жыл бұрын
that moment when you have dilexics sry that was a little insensitive a guy with dyslexia that i know says that so
@BigSwede74034 жыл бұрын
Every dad ever (and quite a few others): "Sing us the song of our people!"
@Re0Dacted4 жыл бұрын
*Sans has joined the chat.*
@corrynhockney80594 жыл бұрын
*Papyrus has left the chat with a note saying: NYEH-VER TO RETURN AGAIN*
@elwoodblues96134 жыл бұрын
I resemble that remark.
@quodekash62664 жыл бұрын
I am one of those others
@TeamTDMInnit4 жыл бұрын
*Sans Undertale has joined the chat*
@kakaboos26063 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are people who have been traumatized by dad jokes, stay strong, you'll get through it
@TheCrimsonPope4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing!" - i didn't know this one and I had to pause to lol
@Ash-ih4sd4 жыл бұрын
English teacher: Spell underrated Me : M-A-L-I-N-D-A
@jkbutterfly31424 жыл бұрын
Me: 100% score!
@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х2 ай бұрын
SPELLED WITH AN A!
@DYT-er7de4 жыл бұрын
My friend: Why are you laughing at a tree Me: Oh, you WOOD-n’t get it
@elwoodblues96134 жыл бұрын
That's a dogwood tree, right? You can tell by its bark.
@robertmounce26674 жыл бұрын
*SLOW CLAPPIN'*..................… lol!
@ad-skyobsidion42674 жыл бұрын
Hey sans
@Sophrosyne-d7b4 жыл бұрын
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 yep THATS him alright
@yourlocalmculover66644 жыл бұрын
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 wait....that isnt me....
@RecklessFables2 жыл бұрын
0:24 That animation and physical reaction worked so well
@bessieburnet98164 жыл бұрын
"Oh boiling water, you will be mist (missed)." Shoto Todoroki: Not to me.
@anastasiawasylinko54824 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought too!
@Rohan-lh5je4 жыл бұрын
ahhh so a man of culture I see.
@etonbachs42264 жыл бұрын
@@Rohan-lh5je Bessie's a man? Cutest damn man I've ever seen.
@Rohan-lh5je4 жыл бұрын
@@etonbachs4226 dammit you got me
@lucikka36744 жыл бұрын
Todoroki is *lit*
@rainbowbutterflyfan4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time in high school I wrote an essay on puns, in puns. It was senior year
@RowanWasHere4 жыл бұрын
What grade did you get for it?
@rainbowbutterflyfan4 жыл бұрын
MinaLaFrare since it met the requirements, I got either a low A or a high B. It’s been two years so I don’t remember which
@RowanWasHere4 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowbutterflyfan Mkay, cool.
@rainbowbutterflyfan4 жыл бұрын
Books, Broadway And BTS thank you 😁
@sheanentheong4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me this idea. My teacher wouldn't approve of it tho
@Alex-qh3vz4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: writing puns Me: "I wonder what life would be like if there were 10 Malinda."
@veronica_sawyer_19893 жыл бұрын
This sound was a ground breaking invention, just like shovels!
@coco_15074 жыл бұрын
CEO of dad jokes: hmmmm we need an anthem *this song comes out* CEO of dad jokes : we have a winner!! Edit: thanks for 1k ❤️❤️
@ivy-re6qo4 жыл бұрын
Dad Joke Squad: *Yes*
@branwe80534 жыл бұрын
Yess
@noelward74914 жыл бұрын
Actually they would take all the puns that say puns are bad. DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH......
@uwumaster94834 жыл бұрын
*sans was the judge*
@elisaagarrado81284 жыл бұрын
*CEO of dads:* this is eggcelent 🥚
@mayamaya61824 жыл бұрын
This is literally my spirit song I must be on an elevator when i listened to this coz this really lift my spirits 🍵
@carbonbeaker4094 жыл бұрын
This is an underrated style of punning/wordplay! It makes my heart rise to see this comment
@corrynhockney80594 жыл бұрын
Lol British talk I love that it's being used
@everythingkeira25434 жыл бұрын
Me in my English class: "Puns are just like paper, they're tear-able. Oh, make it stop, they're unbearable.."
@MattMussett Жыл бұрын
Papercuts 😂
@ksierra44442 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️ a friend of ours who just passed away two weeks ago always shared puns on fb (and in person)... It was his thing. I just shared this video on his page for family and friends. Thanks for this!
@celine_cielo4 жыл бұрын
Me: I can't seem to find a song to cure my depressi- Her/KZbin recommendations: wanna bet?
@angimac224 жыл бұрын
True
@uwu71234 жыл бұрын
Pun Song: exsists* **Papyrus has left the chat**
@andrewcheng19484 жыл бұрын
**Sans has joined the chat**
@AshleyIsCool1014 жыл бұрын
thank you
@Lownsomere4 жыл бұрын
*SANS HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
@shroomie2664 жыл бұрын
I commented one of Sans's puns! Glad I'm not the only one here that loves Undertale!
@imnotashley11014 жыл бұрын
Papyrus: "sans, did you write this song?"
@RubyDaLynx4 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the cow jumping over the wired fence? It was an udder disaster.
@lindseycassella30154 жыл бұрын
That was shocking
@Nightwing95973 ай бұрын
I could watch an entire musical of songs like this… A Play on Words.
@jpase4 жыл бұрын
2:42 Jokes about skeletons ARE very humorous. That's why it's COMIC Sans. I hope you don't cringe a skele-ton.
@shroomie2664 жыл бұрын
**Papyrus has left the chat.**
@spacebiker694204 жыл бұрын
TIBIA honest, your puns could use a FEMUR adjustments.
@ashleynewsome4 жыл бұрын
This comment really *cracked* me up Lol
@reasonablyobsessed4 жыл бұрын
@Looped Rap UlnaO! The AUs joined! Well, tibia honest I didn't expect anything else from the Fangirls
@TeamTDMInnit4 жыл бұрын
I love how many comments are about Undertale on this video X3
@awildtoadappeared77094 жыл бұрын
Is your favorite Disney princess, Ra-pun-zel
@rainsdizzy4 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@NyehNyeh124 жыл бұрын
Yes... Yes it is...
@josephrusso93424 жыл бұрын
Omg wow
@Kiwisy4 жыл бұрын
... If she didn't put the Mulan references... Maybe
@shadowbd20684 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@cupiowaffles4 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Sans laughing hysterically and Papyrus have a mental break down
@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu40174 жыл бұрын
Yea im sans in this situation (:
@teraspeXt4 жыл бұрын
It breaks Papyrus' *funny bone.*
@cupiowaffles4 жыл бұрын
@@teraspeXt Papyrus: NO NOT YOU TOO HUMAN!
@cupiowaffles4 жыл бұрын
@@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 same
@rabiiess4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes Sans loves it a skeleton Papyrus, on the other hand, does not like them At all
@dominicnevins21444 жыл бұрын
At the young age of 25, I have officially found my favorite song.
@yelitethebeast4 жыл бұрын
At the age at 9 I found my favourite song kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqXUc6dph8eNnNU
@angel_x53554 жыл бұрын
The official song of dads everywhere
@catluvr24 жыл бұрын
I just sent this video in a text message to my dad, to be honest. I know he's gonna love it.
@jessegoestaconas1994 жыл бұрын
@@catluvr2 me too 😂
@valhersa294 жыл бұрын
Song: **exists** Chat Noir, Sans and Danny Phantom: **happy pun noises** Patton Sanders, Yang Xiao Long, Barbara Dunkelmann and every dad out there: **happier pun noises**
@margheritaparacini77294 жыл бұрын
Add Patton Sanders
@f.xes.4 жыл бұрын
Yesss so true omg
@kennethfajardo91024 жыл бұрын
Add Yang Xiao Long and Barbara Dunkelmann.
@bennypinto4 жыл бұрын
Can't forget our dads :D
@copper_rose1374 жыл бұрын
YES SANDERS SIDES!
@jameshumphrey88604 жыл бұрын
Oh Malinda, welcome to the rewords of being punny! I feel your tree jokes didn’t quite get to the root of the problem though. Oak, eh, I’m sure you’re sycamore of these, so please take the ‘elm and branch out!
@amanekabbaj4 жыл бұрын
James Humphrey I’m hanging onto your every word!
@R.M.MacFru4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Humphrey, you have me stumped beyond belief. But then, its late and I'm pining for rest.
@RedZeshinX4 жыл бұрын
Make like a tree.... and get OUTTA HERE. 😎
@garrysmith10294 жыл бұрын
I don't like the punny one I always thought that pun needs to be punish (I said this before this video came out)
@kittycat-sc7je4 жыл бұрын
She couldn't seed the opportunitys
@outofcontext424 жыл бұрын
2:13 really should become a meme format
@juniperberryyyy4 жыл бұрын
The likes: all the dads The dislikes: all their kids
@somangiscute63704 жыл бұрын
lol This is the opposite for me.
@kelthekid69404 жыл бұрын
There’s going to be a lot of gay dads or nonexistent children
@RedK54 жыл бұрын
Panic Panda 9994 I have no dad and I love puns
@coyotix4 жыл бұрын
Panic Panda 9994 I’m a kid
@gabzwithazed4 жыл бұрын
Somangiscute same 😂
@bisexual_disaster52234 жыл бұрын
Dude: why are you boiling water Other dude: I'm making holy water Dude:how is that making holy water Other dude:I'm boiling the hell out of it
@WoodlouseFairy4 жыл бұрын
The HELL out of it
@josiahtrelawny63064 жыл бұрын
Quality comment right here 👌
@bucketbrains21373 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@yessewesse3 жыл бұрын
Glad i’m not the only one who knows this ancient vine
@angelapawluk36143 жыл бұрын
Lol this is somthi g I never knew in needed in my life
@staypawsom34 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day, we’re all just human *beans* But together we will *rice* *Lettuce* pray *Ramen* (I’m sorry) Edit: That’s not an original, but I think the one below is :) Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the *calf-e*
@inbd1574 жыл бұрын
I must say your joke is a blender
@littlemissfinch4 жыл бұрын
*mayo* please make more? these are so much *butter* than all the *otter* ones. Don’t worry, I’m already on my way home.
@kmckinley71514 жыл бұрын
@@littlemissfinch I must say, that last joke *cracked* me up. I never *egg*spected that. The use of an animal is such a *sunny* (side up, if you get confused) joke. Although the first one quite confused me at first, it really *scrambled* my mind. If you really think about it, alot of puns and be made *egg* -celently. Im really *egg* -specting my mom to make eggs for breakfast arent I? I know ive used the term "egg" in multiple puns, are you *egg* -specting me to be that creamative? (Like a creamy egg) I need to leave...
@gabriella55164 жыл бұрын
w͟͟͟͞͞͞o͟͟͟͞͞͞w͟͟͟͞͞͞
@elechronic4 жыл бұрын
Sans: I'm not a human but ok kiddo
@mogalactic13 Жыл бұрын
THREE YEARS AGO?!! I remember when this was first posted.
@lidiafsr4 жыл бұрын
"Let's get down to business to defeat the puns" HAHAHAH I recognized the inspiration instantly! You're awesome, Malinda
@DeaconTaylor4 жыл бұрын
i was hoping for a long dark of the shoe reference.
@lidiafsr4 жыл бұрын
@Avatar Avatar "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" by Mulan. The first line is "let's get down to business to defeat the huns"
@saphicxx4 жыл бұрын
Mulan
@MultiSteveB4 жыл бұрын
The problem with elevators raising everyone's spirits... is sooner or later they let you down. Just subscribed bacause I just found this channel. Why didn't I find this so much sooner? :-/
@Animallord3654 жыл бұрын
Stephen Ball I only found it yesterday
@SkyHighSkylar4 жыл бұрын
Here before the comments are filled with *puns*
@onkelpappkov26664 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about that, they'll comment go.
@kzcreationzmore4 жыл бұрын
I know and you know there will be way more cheesy ones than gouda ones 🙄
@ericandy884 жыл бұрын
But you know those cheesy punsters. They just do not give edam.
@pengweng37954 жыл бұрын
I’m here for the comment puns
@pleejithoj17124 жыл бұрын
Stop these cheese puns i camembert it anymore 😭
@emimimimimimimi4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfolded archery" Wei Wuxian: been there done that
@amandaa84722 жыл бұрын
XD I appreaciated this comment.
@JovanLemon4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time ever that i actually watched a sponsored ad, that means you make good content
@geraldfrost47104 жыл бұрын
a content goddess! or (I cannot stop myself) a puncess!
@Tuqa_1274 жыл бұрын
A pun song: *exists* Sans: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN
@IndieDoodlesSometimes4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Fuck yes.
@rigure4 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude😂😂😂😂👌🏻
@stevenoct114 жыл бұрын
YES UNDERTALE FTW
@toddmycat31974 жыл бұрын
Yes yes
@makaylabeatty57854 жыл бұрын
papyrus: *runs to Undyne's screaming*
@CaptainNim4 жыл бұрын
The sponsors' code should have been "10MEALinda"
@Caerulean4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. 😏
@josephrusso93424 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х2 ай бұрын
Still spelled with an A! :D
@derekbaker37502 жыл бұрын
I’m learning about atoms and the periodic table (Sodium aka, Na) in science at school!
@longshot70644 жыл бұрын
Jokes about skeletons are twice as humerus then other jokes
@TeamTDMInnit4 жыл бұрын
Sans: -Y E S- I'm sorry for my Undertale ref.
@rayzoralphamimic84314 жыл бұрын
Sans would love this lol
@astrumnihilum4 жыл бұрын
@@TeamTDMInnit SANS
@dallyhall4 жыл бұрын
Meh I would make one but I don't have the *guts* incase I copy someone
@ziondoesrandomstuff39064 жыл бұрын
I would make a pun, but I can think of nun You, the player, who completed genocide and deleted their local save data to earase what they had done, feel your sins crawling on your back!
@aparnasrijith56544 жыл бұрын
Yep, now translate these puns in Google Translate and there u go.
@bacontheshoe4 жыл бұрын
great idea!
@raynahvaughn63474 жыл бұрын
They will be mist.
@starlight727334 жыл бұрын
(part 2) It depends on the little enemies. What can I do? When you look into your eyes, you will never know what you need. Your water is right Hairstyle because I do not want to drink (ok) The iPad Titanic has been updated and redesigned. He did not shout I want to talk about jokes. But I have no problem I want to bring some bread I can do you
@starlight727334 жыл бұрын
(part 3) Cut pieces and paper ... The fear of dust was already broken Manage your business Is this my priest the devil? He said: “I have published my work, I speak and I speak What influenced me?
@starlight727334 жыл бұрын
(part 4) The feeling of thirst never ends I need a Latin number Travel to this country is stressful I'll get it! Do you want to kill an Italian cook? Photographic shadows One of the parks is Mandok Todd. My job is to make a cake. Sorry for not waiting for your father for a long time. I missed something and I have to keep going
@r0qyx4 жыл бұрын
As someone who absolutely LOVES puns, *This was a masterpeice*
@wolfower13263 жыл бұрын
So true, it's pure art!
@rcschmidt6683 жыл бұрын
Count me in! 1, 2, 3...
@witoldtadeusz3 жыл бұрын
Right. ...Right? This? You meant this person liking puns? Not gramatically perfect, I'd say ;)
@mcmike41443 жыл бұрын
Well. Thats just a part of the puzzle
@GeetoBurrito3 жыл бұрын
You know that you’ve reached pure dad level when you laugh at this.
@craftycookie92884 жыл бұрын
Malinda: "Let's defeat puns" Also Malinda: *Sings a song using only puns*
@kanewolfstar4 жыл бұрын
Sans: yas Papyrus: NO! Sans: *expression "I'll use this to destroy your life"* yas. Papyrus: SANS, NO. Sans: sans yes.
@danwar24894 жыл бұрын
Isn't Sans more of the prankster of the two bros? Papyrus between the two makes more puns during his phonecalls, and even in his intro sequence, the paper-named skeleton cracks one right in response to the serifless skeleton.
@FlintDaFlunk4 жыл бұрын
*S A N S Y E S*
@summer51564 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@wahidamuhammad73974 жыл бұрын
@@danwar2489 yup
@kiaraunderfell4 жыл бұрын
lol
@MBTimes4 жыл бұрын
I came here for the puns, they did not disappoint.
@YuzuLeMoon2 жыл бұрын
How did I find you so late? I love your songs! They simply put a smile on my face. Thank you!
@dewrus21534 жыл бұрын
Attention employees: Don't go into the break room. Everything is already broken.
@stevenoct114 жыл бұрын
well, I break the rulers so this might be my thing! :)
@REDACTED18184 жыл бұрын
Cleanup on the break room
@nataliecrowe50194 жыл бұрын
CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR!!
@bl4cksp1d3r4 жыл бұрын
"I for one like roman numerals" Is my favourite and also true :D
@bag.n4 жыл бұрын
She should wear a tuxedo. They really suit her.
@NWolfsson3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Guitar Malinda looks like your bro that comes to jam but must put on with whatever you chose as lyrics x)
@Tizzy_Rose4 жыл бұрын
Hey I got a good one that I came up with myself hehe Why do people without toasters don’t drink milk? Because they’re lack-toast intolerant Hehehe
@Iputtheunctionalinfunctional4 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@Izzisntfizz4 жыл бұрын
nuuuuuuu this is un-bear-able
@hopesworld98504 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahehehehehe good one 😆🤣👍👍🤣😆
@saimahaych4 жыл бұрын
○h n○ my brain hurts s○ badly
@morgankovac36324 жыл бұрын
Pretty good lol
@pinkapopch6544 жыл бұрын
"Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous" Sans want to know your location
@wintertheampharos47254 жыл бұрын
Guess he has a BONE to pick with her for that one
@pinkapopch6544 жыл бұрын
@AliyahA 25614 2:42
@anzain80644 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Re0Dacted4 жыл бұрын
Tibia honest, if I was a skeleton, I wouldn't give you a comeback because I wouldn't have the guts. I know i''m bonely. I'm chatting with you know with my telebone right now.
@underfan26563 жыл бұрын
Sans is proud kzbin.info/www/bejne/mpyukp6jaNiJmLc :D
@idk-tx6xu4 жыл бұрын
Knock knock WHO'S THERE Broken pencil BROKEN PENCIL WHO Oh nevermind it's pointless 🤡
@Soran-Sarah4 жыл бұрын
can i take this joke? its a good one
@idk-tx6xu4 жыл бұрын
@@Soran-Sarah it's all yours
@Soran-Sarah4 жыл бұрын
@@idk-tx6xu thank you
@idk-tx6xu4 жыл бұрын
@@Soran-Sarah not problem
@delayedstwr4 жыл бұрын
UNTERTALE Edit: I meant undertale for sone reason I didnt notice it for 2 months
@sparkypi2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when I meet people from other countries we get into discussions about language, and one of the hardest things to explain is puns. From now on, Malinda will do all the work for me. Thank you so much for this video! Hahahaha
@chazxtwo4 жыл бұрын
this song is my actual heaven i can’t wait to pun-ish my friends
@wombattakat4 жыл бұрын
You missed the opportunity to say “10 Free Meal-indas”
@tobybartels84264 жыл бұрын
It would make people more likely to misspell her name and mess up their discount.
@reecegraham57803 жыл бұрын
i’ve used all of these on my friends. these puns are absolutely fantastic thank you