Smart House - Movie Review - brutalmoose

[@brutalmoose]

If you're interested in some behind-the-scenes brutalmoose, you can watch me record lines and edit some of this Smart House video here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYG2qISna9tjrcU

[@cyoban]

Never again did I think I would be blessed by the sight of Long Hair Ian

[@thecakegarden5324]

Hey guess what Basketball.

[@limparion]

Thanks, I've been saving that to keep myself spoiler free.

[@zach8299]

Hey, if you review anymore DCOMs, remember Pixel Perfect? I remember that being pretty good.

[@888legends]

Thanks for the review. really needed to see that part where the house eats party shit again. very satisfying. Think you might do more dcoms? Do you remember that weird super hero one where they allergic to foil and can fly. cant remember the name but I remember it being pretty goofy

[@DrFeelGoood]

the scene when the dad was talking to ben about the mom and he was like "because youre not the only one who lost someone ben" it actually made me really sad. that dads a really good actor.

[@Stonezorz]

That bit got me too, very strong delivery on that line. Gotta respect the way that heavy subject matter was handled

[@BeardFaceSuper]

Tuna noodle! My favorite.

[@quinnarnold8733]

When that scene played in this video it reverberated within me and I realized how much it actually stuck with me over the years. It was really well delivered.

[@Alxrru]

Tuna noodle! My favorite.

[@Dank_Ambrosia-13]

Yeah that line hit different....even now re-watching it...

[@kevinwolfskill5120]

I think they had all those oranges because they look like basketballs

[@KamranMSHoule]

Kevin Wolfskill but do they like basketballs? i wish this was more clear.

[@poddinthistogetherpodcast8346]

They were baby basketballs being cared for until they could be real basketballs.

[@oswaldfigglebottom]

It was never specified he likes basketballs so it probably isn't

[@BaileyTheBat]

B I G , B E A U T I F U L , R O U N D B A S K E T B A L L S

[@canadianfurrytrash906]

Which reminds me, does Ben like basketball or not?

[@PhazonOmega]

I once thought raffling houses was ridiculous, but then Luigi won a mansion that way, and I realized the stories were true.

[@birdsofabone5127]

Didnt that almost end badly??? Lol place tired to kill him and he fucked all of the drawers (drawer opening animation)

[@blazinginferno15]

You have to enter a raffle to be selected. Luigi never entered but he won anyway lol but the "raffle" was just KB's cover up to get him there

[@IrishKeshiHead]

We had a recent one.. paying into a raffle for €100 ticket to enter to win the house. it recently ended too.

[@androidmk5987]

@@birdsofabone5127 hey he still won a house and a free immortal dog in the sequel.

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

I have a friend who won a million dollar house from one! It was a charity raffle that goes statewide.

[@NanaKyoto]

Smart House 2 will solve the mystery of whether or not Ben loves Basketball.

[@gamingprotype3802]

Nana-Kyoto or about the mystery if the family love to eat lobster

[@sp.93]

Nana-Kyoto spoiler alert. He was actually a half leprechaun and has to play basketball against another leprechaun. so yeah you could say he dabbled in basket balls

[@tommoss5308]

Oh god I forgot that movie existed

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Shaun Patel Also they gave Angie away to a rich guy and his aupair

[@jeffdlr3056]

Shaun Patel luck of the Irish

[@Kryptnyt]

I feel like this movie is missing a scene where the momhouse tries to seduce the dad and very nearly succeeds.

[@nejdalej]

Kryptnyt I shouldn't agree with you so wholeheartedly xD

[@aaronthebox]

Kryptnyt "Oh my Nick! You seem to have dropped some cookie crumbs right onto your crotch, let me vacuum those up for you..."

[@Nionivek]

It... KIND of happens in the movie.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Aaron Carnes but it's a Disney FAMILY movie. That would be the least possible outcome exept for a bit flirting here and there

[@queenofsiam1183]

Aaron Carnes I wish I could like your comment 99 more times

[@lilithgalac5102]

Damn, that "Because you're not the only one who lost someone" line really hit hard, I'm surprised that was in a goddamn Disney movie.

[@Hyperbolic_G]

Most of their movies had hard-hitting lines like that. The movies were always structured around at least one major social issue (girls in sports, handicapped people, parental loss, basketball players)

[@Iinneus]

16:15 - "Let me guess, she's gonna drop some pies or something on him and he'll get embarrassed? Oh wait, better yet, she'll shoot oranges at him! The earlier scene was foreshadowing!" _[she fires a _*_lightning bolt_*_ at his chest]_ "JESUS CHRIST"

[@EthalaRide]

15:25, I mean, that's the foreshadowing of an AI murder spree if I've ever seen one. My fist thought was literally the soundbite "You're gonna die!" from Welcome to the Jungle.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

How does a house even do that? Who put that feature in there? Is it some sort of security feature in case of a burglary?

[@TheJthedog]

ShadeSlayer1911 the same person that put a "system shutdown override" program in the system. Also, is no one going to mention the floor being to OP. cleaning up a liquid and some confetti is one thing but the scene where she cleans after the party clearly shows a glass bottle in the mix. DOES THE FLOOR HAVE SOME KIND OF INSTANT MELTING ACID OR THE ABLITY TO CHANGE THE STRUCTURE OF AN OBJECT AT WILL? THIS FILM IS DRIVING ME CRAZY AT 2 IN THE MORNING.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Rork, The Game Master this house could win a death battle against skynet

[@Nionivek]

I seriously wonder why they installed a lightning generator into the house. I don't even think that lightning was supposed to be fake.

[@jacobfarmer9743]

the third most 90s moment is when that popular girl shows up to the party wearing a shit ton of butterfly clips

[@itskindofemily]

I have exactly 4 butterfly clips from my childhood, I'm gonna be the 5th most popular at this rate :(

[@uhohitschellie]

"Is it really a smart house if I can't feed my tuna noodle to my carpet?" DEAD.

[@deparinge]

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[@timothyhicks3643]

21:13 "Open the door, Pat!" "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@masonallen3961]

Timothy Hicks The weirdest thing is there was a Futurama episode that parodied that scene. Only instead of Leela being the computer she was the human.

[@PineappleLiar]

18:00 I like how the dad is able to assume that the kids threw this giant party just from one jacket on a fern. Really was it so hard to just lie and say 'oh this girls from school came over for a bit by surprise. She must've accidentally left her jacket here'. There is literally no other evidence that a party was thrown, it would've been easy.

[@lazarose]

Do you dare question movie logic? Its a proven fact humans are another type of species in movies, making them severally unintelligent

[@areeeeon]

@@lazarose Wouldnt they be selectively intelligent by having the dad be able to tell there was a party?

[@Airanan]

Must have happened before........ Or he thinks they had a sex worker or something........

[@CherryFrog321]

That's what I've always thought since I first watched this as a kid. lol.

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

Whould that really be the best lie having people come over late at night I don't think the dad whould like that either

[@maysar4159]

"Your mother also being your house", that does exist Ian, its called Flapjack.

[@monkeykong6230]

Ah I see your a woman of culture

[@guavapaws]

Hell yeah whale mom house

[@dr.anderson1847]

@@guavapaws that sounds so wrong yet oddly Intresting

[@guavapaws]

@The Hanging Garden idk man but if you find one lmk lmao

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@@monkeykong6230 how do you not know they are a attack helicopter

[@KaletheQuick]

I got a lobster commercial while watching this. They probably hacked my webcam and saw my bib.

[@tkmry158]

Prepared at all times

[@otakumarcus]

KaletheQuick "buy more lobster"

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

Sure, they "hacked" your webcam. Because they certainly don't have full access to it at all times to start with. (Now where did I put my foil hat?)

[@bardy8674]

What does this have to do with the movie. Wait, do they like lobster?

[@benmasta5814]

technotoadnotafrog you can use my foil hat. I put it on my monitor for you.

[@CIA871]

it is called the house of the future and can do basically anything you want it to do then it breaks from them asking for two smoothies

[@SuperCatfire]

just because it CAN doesnt mean it always DOES

[@TXFDA]

I mean.... TWO smoothies is double the original amount of smoothies. That's a lot of computing power required to figure out what to do.

[@debsy101games]

An excellent critique of modern technology from Smart House

[@imnotthewalrus880]

So.... Basically the VERY iffy logic most highly complex devices now a days...

[@seanmontgomery801]

I love that movie "Smart House".It was sad when the kids lost their mom, but who played her in the movie?The boy that delivered the paper is doing his best,however it seems that the PAT (Katey Sagal) Smart House was being too expecting and demanding.

[@hi_im_roman]

"Open the door, Pat." "I'm sorry Nick, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@SprightlyValentino]

Underrated quote.

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Good reference. (Even if it is a reference to a terrible movie)

[@HissinSpit]

"Chair. Chair. Chair. Chair. There are so many freaking chairs." LGR would be quite pleased.

[@soogymoogi]

Wow, the new Stuff Pack has really realistic graphics

[@grimmjowwsbane775]

Medical Meccanica Rad Brad wouldn't tho

[@boneneedle3360]

Mmmm... woodgrain...

[@eduardoabarca6021]

Couches, couches, couches, which one should I pick?

[@DPadGamer]

Smart house... is in the middle of our street smaaaart house...

[@thatsnothing]

DPadGamer i love you.

[@DPadGamer]

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

[@morp4212]

Smart house... in the middle of smart house smart house... in the middle of smart house smart house... in the middle smart house house

[@jamesschorle2015]

Hi DPadGamer :)

[@quinnarnold8733]

Woah! I never noticed how during the scene where PAT says "I'll miss you all very much," the score is taking elements from "Hush Little Baby." That's a surprisingly clever touch for a DCOM.

[@olivius8891]

Those are not oranges. They were B A S K E T B A L L S.

[@olivius8891]

I wanted orange, it gave me lemon lime.

[@datguynuma3730]

Deus Morris I wanted an orange once, the house gave me an apple.

[@andrzejcuper8951]

They were not oranges. They were T U N A N O O D L E

[@jetjazz05]

Plot twist: The house was built on a native american orange grove and the spirits cursed the AI of the home. That's why she went nuts and how she got 50,000 fucking oranges.

[@otakumarcus]

Jesse Crandle that would be a great horror movie inspired by Weird Dreams and FNAF.

[@hdofu]

FNAF? Five nights Around Florida?

[@zhubwat]

Five Nice Aroma Fingers?

[@zhubwat]

Fidgeting Nervous Attack Frenchmen

[@Apollo9898LP]

the truest canon

[@AceAttorny]

Y'know, maybe Pat was onto something with that whole "why would anybody want to go outside anyhow" thing after all.

[@nessamillikan6247]

The only two reasons I can think of are 1) to buy food 2) to make money to buy food.

[@BrodieMurphy-bl9zb]

​@@nessamillikan6247 you forgot one. 3:recover from motion sickness

[@dawn__to__dusk9129]

The bullies look like edgy Smash Mouth

[@Airanan]

“Hey now! You’re an edgelord! Get your show on, Get bored!”

[@hotelmario510]

>implying Smash Mouth are not edgy Smash Mouth

[@kimberlys8422]

_Oh the late '90's._ Gotta love the late '90's nostalgia.

[@karikaru]

That's actually a young Guy Fieri kicking off his acting career

[@daniellomas3003]

lol...nice

[@dishpitfreak]

I can't hear anything but Leela whenever the house talks.

[@defaultformat1014]

Samson McKaig Holy shit

[@reNINTENDO]

I really wish the Dad's name were Al.

[@amyconner2034]

Samson McKaig SAAAAAME

[@LorenHelgeson]

It actually became very distracting as soon as I noticed it.

[@SuperTeeter64]

Fully agreed.

[@5705HU]

90% Chairs 10% Tuna Noodle (my favorite) 100% Reason to Remember the Name

[@conradmader2264]

15% Basketball.

[@nerd-nightshift3883]

1% Lobster

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

This made me laugh harder than it should have...

[@Santoryu90]

My favorite

[@aaronthebox]

I wonder how Ben would've felt if his dad wanted to date a basketball?

[@AJPwny]

I dunno why, I mean-does he like basketball?

[@snowyicicle1335]

Wait does he like basketball or something?

[@BulkBogan]

What even is basketball?

[@Snortthememes]

@@BulkBogan never heard of it

[@matthewtregaskis1761]

Does it even use a ball

[@autumnleaf3667]

“Party of the month, nah the party of the year” you didn’t just quote Aaron Carter, did you?

[@Davidmadden19]

Autumn Leaf, what are we going to do with you?

[@1912RamblerFan01]

7:49 I lost it at "These kids look like they've been licking power outlets." The only DCOM I remember is Luck of the Irish, which I've been told is still played every St. Patrick's Day. I don't remember watching any of the other ones...

[@christinecrawford]

Ha! Luck of the Irish, ~also~ starring Ryan Merriman! My 30 year old daughter loves both of these movies just for that reason. lol

[@rotisseriepossum]

Wait do they still play it?

[@GalaxyEighty]

@@rotisseriepossum they still play it

[@Blessious]

Man, this movie was my jam back in the day. Definitally was cool seeing it again, plus I had no idea that LeVar Burton directed it. MIND. BLOWN

[@lucasbell4831]

Sir. "Definitely." Not this made-up word you used.

[@gunnymaru2900]

@@lucasbell4831 You waited two years to be a dickhead, and it took me two years to call you out on it.

[@thefoxoflaurels3437]

An AI becomes sentient and attempts to form an actual bond with her family whom she grows to love but is relegated to a slave role

[@rev9279]

MY FAVORITE

[@thejedisonic67]

Like the great RebelTaxi said, if robots become sentient and a normal part of our society they will not respond nicely to some of the past movies about said robots.

[@Nionivek]

Well sort of. That assumes Robots are "Us except machines". I am sure the part robots wouldn't like is how many of them involve robots hurting people, and not the "subservience" aspect.

[@Nionivek]

It was because she learned what having a family is and wanted to have that OVER being a slave. She was no longer a simple AI that had no attachment here or there over how she is treated. Yet what was her undoing was that she was still an AI and all her attempts to be closer and comfort her family just distanced her, it was not only futile but she was just hurting the people she grown to love.

[@Abfallkannibale]

It has to be destroyed. Ad victoriam.

[@Scrofar]

"Pat begins to construct a body for herself, she seems very pleased with her fingers" I can't believe Smart House accurately predicted AI-generated images from 2022.

[@wittybanter96]

I think we can all agree Tuna Noodle is going to take the world by storm again very soon

[@switchel_schnitzel4154]

XD MMMMMMMM TUNA NOODLE IS MY FAV

[@BlueAmpharos]

Does no one really know about Tuna Noodle Casserole? That is an actual dish... Does no one else know this?

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

It should have been "I'm sorry, Nick. I'm afraid I can't do that."

[@daedalus6433]

When the Smart House is a knockoff HAL 9000.

[@AriochStarr]

I've never seen the tilm (2001 A Space Odyssey, I think...) but that was my thought too.

[@antonydyatlov5651]

It's already been done - check out the film "Demon Seed".

[@Corkoth55]

i guess they figured that would have been a little too on the nose

[@mattkillam2033]

"I'm sorry I can't do that, nick." Was that a 2001 a space Oddisey reference?

[@domomess4719]

This movie went from 0 to 2001 A Space Odyssey real quick.

[@DearDantalion]

Domo Mess oh shit my favorite

[@shorterneilisbored7078]

My god It's full of tuna noodles

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Only that the main issue here is not a logical mashine becoming a pathological liar but a dumb kid who doesn't want his dad to be happy

[@EvilTurkeySlices]

This movie is actually better than 2001 a space odyssey.

[@bALDbOY85]

@@EvilTurkeySlices found the zoomer

[@jumponeverything]

I guess that something went wrong with pat's *Mother* board.

[@zhazha23]

Why do I get the feeling the entire film was made around that pun?

[@ASLTheatre]

Yet they never made that joke in the movie. The shame.

[@dominicaccardo8050]

Can we normalize “tuna-noodle” as a word that fits into any context

[@Crisperz]

we have no proof that Ben didn't fucking kill his mother so his dad could be single in the first place

[@gameman250]

That's so brilliant it made my eyes water! XD

[@otakumarcus]

Crisperz if Ben killed his mom, he would be a psychopathic villain.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Shamaylan: What a TWIST!!

[@ericatheempress6698]

so why would he miss his mom in the first place? that fact doesn't really go to the theory.

[@gameman250]

It's simple. He's a dick.

[@not_jd]

we never found out if ben liked basketball

[@chrism_9]

If Pat is constantly scanning the inhabitants of the house, wouldn't she be able to tell immediately that Ben didn't really have appendicitis? 🤔

[@Anastas1786]

Now that you mention it... PAT _was_ able to inspect Angie closely enough _while she was sleeping, covered by blankets_ to determine _exactly what outfit_ she _would've_ picked out had she been allowed to choose. I don't know _what_ non-verbal information a computer would need to make that (apparently _correct)_ decision, but _surely_ it must go deeper than a skin temperature reading cross-referenced with the local weather report...

[@Linkophere]

🎵"Mama's gunna buy you a TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE

[@TheBattlesword]

Linkophere that's not funny! It was never funny! IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE FUNNY!

[@BrodieMurphy-bl9zb]

​@@TheBattlesword incorrect its funny now

[@danimarie1381]

You should review DCOM The Thirteenth Year, the movie where the kid turns into a mermaid on his 13th birthday for some reason.

[@andrewollmann304]

Dani Marie Also, the merman has lightning powers...for some reason.

[@TheGreg7291]

Dani Marie and the luck of the Irish where a guy becomes a leprechaun while playing basketball

[@anniehoward7333]

Dani Marie Now that I think about the Disney channel movies I watched growing up, they were very out there with ideas.

[@SirKibble15]

god the luck of the irish...that brings me back. ALSO XENON PLZ

[@TheSparklingStalker]

Dani Marie Is that what that movie was called? A Disney Channel movie like that happened to be recorded on this VHS my elementary teacher was showing us, and she just left it on for the rest of the day since we were having a party. Although I never finished it or got the name. If that is the movie I should go find it to relive the memories.

[@edgarnello9165]

That looks like the houses i make in the sims huge and empty with lots of chairs

[@Z64sports]

The only house I remember making is a weird 3 wall triangle house

[@peedfarded]

I vaguely remember this movie. This was a really strange experience,

[@daneboyzen828]

UGANDAN KNUCKLES Do yu kno da wey?

[@randonlando418]

Dane Boyzen oh no.... not Ugandan knuckles!

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

Some Cynical Asshole i was terrified of this movie as a kid

[@SherbertHusky]

Wet noodles + meat + cream of mushroom soup = stroganoff. Have you never had it?

[@tylerpreston699]

TheSkyHadAWeegee then why did the dad say it was tuna noodle then? dad's a idiot if that's the case

[@ToaVentron]

Tyler Preston it's tuna casserole. Marconi, tuna, Cheese on top. It's awesome oh also mushroom soup but mushrooms suck

[@tylerpreston699]

toa ventron 12 huh. I'll try making one. thanks for the tip

[@redshepherd32]

at least put some seasoning/onions/maybe some additional sauce in. Unless the meat or soup was already seasoned, then it's just being lazy. If you have a spice rack, USE IT!!! It's not there for decoration alone. XD

[@ChakkyCharizard]

Stroganoff is one of the worst things on the planet.

[@peppermint23]

"So do I....on his back" wow that was...homoerotic

[@Natnat994]

😂

[@malex2077]

21:28 I feel that this is a legitimate outcome that could happen with a general-purpose AI controlling a house. The AI would have the goal to keep the family safe, and it would conclude that the best way to achieve that goal would be to completely lock the family inside the house.

[@Cajek2]

Matthew A this is a legitimate concern in ai Tuna noodles SYSTEM BASKETBALL OVERRIDE

[@malex2077]

tuna noodle? My favorite!

[@tonyhakston536]

"System override: acknowledge last directive." If you make an AI and allow it to assume control of ANYTHING, you gotta give it that feature.

[@GeriatricFan1963]

KEEP SUMMER SAFE

[@DrewberTravels]

Lockers are always huge in TV shows. I have never actually seen a locker that could fit a person inside it.

[@emptyspotlight]

We had those top locker and bottom lockers.

[@snowyicicle1335]

In 5th and 6th grade I had lockers that big

[@JovialDaze]

I could fit in my high school locker. But then again I was 5'5 weighing 135 😂

[@endorneyodera4366]

Id be lucky to fit a backpack in my old lockers

[@evanharrison4054]

We had big lockers like that, but then again, they were from the 60s or 70s. They were giant, sheet metal boxes with reinforced edges and the whole unit(about 4 lockers) weighed about a metric halfton. I think they still make them, but with an L-shape shelf in the middle so you can't stuff someone inside. They're also pretty much all just made of plywood and pressboard garbage that starts flaking off after about a year.

[@FortuneCookiekl]

Should review the other movie that actor is in. Where he REALLY loves basketball in Luck of the Irish

[@Superfreaky2]

The one where he gets sliced in half by a metal rod and some chicks have an unfortunate time on the tanning beds? Lmfao

[@quiggs8361]

@@Superfreaky2 that was not that kid in one of the Final Destination movies, was it!? No waaay. I don’t remember

[@Silver-oi6mu]

Hearing Leela with that robot filter over her is making me uncomfortable.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Silver Dabu reminds me on the one episode where Leela believed to be a robot and they started a robolution

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Project1114 i mixed the Mutant Revolution with their visit on Chaplek 9, the human hating robot planet, where Fry and Leela disguised themselves as robots. Got it a bit mixed up in my head

[@regirayquaza]

Brainbot Jezebel My favorite episode.

[@copium5513]

Like when leela became sans undertale and yeeted on them

[@Vir-Waterfall]

Well she time traveled here so might as well.

[@ladynightmare_13]

I JUST realized Ben is into basketball.

[@caitlinrobinson6812]

Claudia DeLaney hmm.. I don't know. It is hard to tell.

[@carlossmith1094]

But that's just a theory, a FILM THEORY! Thanks for watching!

[@glonk7374]

Carlos Smith no stop, please don't.

[@thejedisonic67]

Are basketballs the key to immortality in the Smart House universe? Find out next time on FILM THEORY!

[@williamweaver7854]

LadyNightmare13 YOU CAN'T PROVE IT LIES AND SLANDER

[@oi4751]

I can't stop hearing leela from futurama everytime the house talks. Kinda trippy.

[@IanJHelm]

_AHH!_ *P A R T Y*

[@TheFrenkenator]

Ian Helm Please assume the party position

[@MatB2]

Tuna noodle! My favorite!

[@razilla2]

Matthew Guyson OWWW

[@pinecone9619]

Ian Helm Uhhh, socializing!

[@masonallen3961]

Wonder What Zoidberg would say about that.

[@kabobawsome]

To this movie's credit, other than the ridiculous and sometimes actually impossible tech, it's fairly accurate to modern smart homes. Prediction algarithims, personalized alarms, actively spying on us, automatic appliances, voice commands, connections to entertainment systems, reminders, colored lighting, automatic locks, on-demand information, having huge inherit security flaws, generally becoming more annoying than useful, etc. It's actually really impressive for something from the 90s, a decade known for the huge overestimation of the future that is Back to the Future 2.

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

But we are just a simulation on the holodeck because somebody wanted to play director of a movie. Decades later here we are. I wonder if they just turned us on again or if our memories of time passing were written in for us?

[@Knapperoni]

@@jayeisenhardt1337 Schizo detected

[@sakurabluesx]

When I think of this movie, I just think of “Jump, jump the house is jumpennn’!”

[@Giblerrr]

2 uploads and its only been half a month??? what kind of sorcery is this brutalmoose

[@jjm8274]

Gibler televoid sorcery

[@Giblerrr]

Ink Man the best kind of sorcery

[@troxxfeh4216]

d o u b l e u p l o a d

[@bogumilaczwakiel5579]

Domesticumbreon you the best duds vg💩😱😝😀😷😊🐩😖😖😭😆

[@NoeLPZC]

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[@TheGodshatter]

Is it "REALLY" a "SMART HOUSE" if I can't feed it my tuna noodle!? A question I ask myself everyday.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Why would you feed your tuna noodle.

[@RealisticStain]

@@fightingmedialounge519 its my favorite

[@reviathan3524]

20:16 Man, that line delivery was so powerful...

[@IAMLH]

*PULL UP YOUR SHORTS, FRY!*

[@SirChubbyBunny]

OW

[@miraclewade4466]

your channel is ancient

[@SirChubbyBunny]

2purple Pianos Me? I've been around since 2006 with alt channels. So yeah, I'm ancient.

[@capaya8139]

SirChubbyBunny not you, the person who made the comment in the first place. They've been uploading since 2007

[@gaminglol1167]

tuna noodle, my favorite

[@Beeelaaaaaaa]

gaming lol tuna noodle my favorite

[@CCzarMasta56]

gaming lol tuna noodle, my favorite

[@Turbuggy]

This movie makes me think strongly of Ray Bradbury’s “The Veldt”.

[@SprightlyValentino]

**nods**

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Oh man! You’re right; I still need to finish The Illustrated Man.

[@nilbog972]

My thoughts exactly when I saw the Elephant room.

[@Giblerrr]

*brutalmoose uploads* me: drops everything

[@TheSilentFool]

That's cool, the floor will absorb it.

[@LesleyADragon]

To be honest, the idea of a smart house somehow fulfilling a parental (emotional) role in the absence of a dead human parent is an excellent science fiction premise. Would've been interesting if they'd gone in that direction.

[@colefisher1240]

I read it in 6th grade. It's so dark! Lol. And I feel like it ties into the same universe as Fahrenheit and the pedestrian

[@2bittommy]

My family has made it a ritual to watch this episode of yours whenever we have TUNA NOODLE for dinner. MY FAVORITE!!!! Wish I had floor absorbers though :-(

[@themystic8736]

why do humans never make a kill switch for the AI in case it ever gets out of control in movies.

[@davisdavis468]

When I was a kid I would always wonder why villains would put self destruct sequences in their machines. I see why now

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Because someone could accidentally flip it over and the house is FULLY atomatized meaning they would be trapped inside it with no access to food or water whatsoever Edit: oh wait I was wrong, it had a Analog function too

[@angelinacamacho8575]

HAL had one but he learned how to defend himself from it so to speak.

[@cheesewizard8943]

Because humans in movies are a different species and they have much less intelligence than most real humans

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

PocketPlayer 101 unless it's plot convenient

[@critically.panned]

I fucking LOVED this movie growing up. One thing that I never understood, though, is why the oranges foamed up. I still think about it every now and then 🤔

[@MakoClover]

Danni Caboodle he wanted a smoothie, so id assume the foam came from the milk/yogurt? why it came through there i'm not sure but..

[@nlmnyc]

The dad in this is one of the surprised new dads in the EPT pregnancy test commercial from your Mystery Tape episode!

[@kylegeorge4753]

Come on 80's and 90's kids all know that Luck of the Irish was vastly superior to Smart House XD But for real it was nice to see this old movie get some life again after so long.

[@Jellybean95432]

Kyle George I loved luck of the Irish movie haha that or the man mermaid one

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Kyle George I liked LoTI, but Smart House was far more memorable.

[@kylegeorge4753]

Them is fighting words XD jk

[@cab12300751]

Don't forget "Can of Worms"

[@englishatheart]

'80s* '90s*

[@mastric3502]

What if the floors absorbed a human?

[@BrendanJSmith]

DrCyanide a PERFECT place to hide the body!

[@SnowBunneh]

DrCyanide Also perfect to hide the weed or from the cops.

[@SirChubbyBunny]

Pat's a good sport. She'll help you hide the evidence.

[@whitegemgames]

That's what I was thinking, that's fucking scary

[@mrcritical6751]

Well looking at what old 50's shows and music videos did to her personality I think showing her Psycho followed by Halloween and a Friday the 13th marathon would help you in that scenario

[@Chemical87]

This movie was very bittersweet for me as a kid. I was 12 when this came out. My mother was battling cancer at the time, and would later pass away. Every time Smart House came on, it was a very real reminder of the terrible things going on in my life.

[@tcurt9975]

There are very few movies based on video games quite as good as this one, bravo to Disney for making this magnificent adaption of System Shock even though it took quite a few liberties.

[@birdreview4169]

Please say this is true

[@RealBradMiller]

A house chooses, a man obeys.

[@hotelmario510]

"So you can stay happy, healthy and productive." A PIG. IN A SMART HOUSE. ON ANTIBIOTICS.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

hotelmario510 at least it would be more grateful then those pricks

[@danceswithmetroids162]

Underrated Radiohead reference my guy.

[@ImmortalHDizzle]

no longer empty and frantic, like a cat, tied to a stick, that's driven into, tuna noodle shit

[@FemboiFoxi]

Fitter. Happier. More productive.

[@MJJ1390]

C A P T A I N C O C K B L O C K

[@OpticNinja937]

Leela was murdered and they used her voice for this house 1000 years later

[@selty]

OpticNinja I KNEW I RECOGNISED HER VOICE

[@fightingmedialounge519]

But this takes place in the past.

[@orokro_stuff]

You mean Peggy Bundy

[@bombabombom3603]

@@selty ...you didn't look at the screen when he mentions Katey Sagal?

[@Reckno64]

Leela likely exists 1000 years in the future though so that wouldn't make sense unfortunately.....

[@critaper328]

Tuna noodle, my favorite!

[@admiralswallower1882]

*T o o n a n u d l e*

[@thecreeperStevereviewer]

tuna noodle my do you know De we

[@Mir_Teiwaz]

I think the more important question with the oranges is: how does she keep all those things fresh, but also ready to use at any time?

[@malmamia8912]

Those aren't oranges. Those are just tiny... Basketballs

[@mrnat3058]

They're small orange TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE

[@disgruntledcashier503]

Questions: Pam is a robot. Why is she thinking out loud when she plans the AHH, P A R T Y Also, since Pam can see Ben in his room and the Dad during his call with his girlfriend, did the company that made the house install cameras in their bedrooms? What do they say to the FBI about all the hours of footage of Ben changing clothes and other unmentionable private activities that 14 year old boys do?

[@SarcasticGayLawyer]

Dont question 90s media logic. I mean, the standard is pretty much if its cool it works

[@1WEareBUFO1]

iiiiits PAT. eeeeeee

[@jayeisenhardt1337]

You forget it was government funded by the FBI now we just call it Alexa.

[@Soulraven2735]

@@jayeisenhardt1337 But at least Alexia doesn't record children changing

[@GamingOS]

@@Soulraven2735 just the audio :)

[@joetheschmoe2]

Somehow Pat being eternally trapped in random monitors across the home is scarier than her physically manifesting as a hologram

[@zfrometa8316]

Let's Watch A Disney Channel Movie

[@TheKpa11]

PENNY POLENDINA With the "A" makes me think Mario is saying that

[@brony4869]

Channel Movie

[@brutalmoose]

WE GONNA WATCH

[@zfrometa8316]

brutalmoose Holy shit it you its Tuna Noodle my favorite

[@matthewhunter1193]

A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@PaladinLuke]

Pat takes the souls of anyone who gets comfortable inside her, crushes their corpses, finely grinds them, and then liquidizes all of their belongings. Then she mixes it all together and molds the mixture into a spherical shape, colors them, and makes the spheres flavored. That's how she gets all those oranges.

[@bul13ts]

But she was only recently constructed, and this is the first family to move in. Not to mention, if any of those families has more than one orange, the whole system becomes unsustainable. I for one think she uses highly sophisticated nano technology to repurpose the family's waste material into near perfect imitations of various kinds of foods, including fresh fruit, and with considerably little effort, chocolate chips. In other words, that kid's gonna spend the rest of his life eating his own shit for breakfast.

[@PaladinLuke]

Poirot's Mustache Sure, but then what happened to the guy working with Sarah at the beginning? Don't you know how many oranges he could make?

[@nutlet1]

That sounds like an scp

[@cherrycheetos]

2023 update: you can now ask ChatGPT to do homework for your bullies

[@joewhitehead3]

Haha

[@soogymoogi]

Ben and Doug from Invisible Dad should team up in a crossover, I mean, they're both INTO COMPUTERS, are members of the Dead Moms Club, and like ruining their dads' lives with technology. Maybe Doug can write reports for Ben's bullies by copying the whole thing from the internet. Mostly though I just want to hear "TUNA NOODLE; OH WOW!" and "SHERRI VALE, MY FAVORITE!"

[@mellow_mallow]

SHERRI NOODLE MY WOW

[@raggedyanarchist]

what is "feed my tuna noodle to the carpet" a euphemism for?

[@anglosaxiphone8246]

Ruby Doomsday lesbian sex with an aphrodisiac

[@cheesewizard8943]

Screwing a bunny rabbit in every orifice in its body with a stick of celery coating in peanut butter, honey, and your own jizz

[@virkdoeswork]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL

[@leethompson-kolar6333]

22:01 How hypocritical of you, Brutalmoose. Your mother was your house at one point in life.

[@Zice033]

Honestly, This movie scared the crap out of me. Mainly near the climax. Just something about an overly Maternal Robotic/AI thing that could potentially murder you with Lightning, Tornadoes, etc. scared and kinda still does scare me. It would honestly scare me if Florence Henderson played The Terminator. Though, oddly enough, I was fine with that one Treehouse of Horror segment with Pierce Brosnan and that one Jimmy Neutron episode with the similar premise.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Zice033 stupid anti robot propaganda. In fact, something similar to the smart house already exists in Japan, it's a hotel wich staff consists out of robots only. Sure you can only get food from wending mashines but asides from that it's a working and very entertaining concept

[@hardman666]

Anyone imagining Leela when hearing the house talk?

[@joshuacoleman8000]

How can you not?

[@SirChubbyBunny]

At least she programmed herself with two eyes.

[@oj5630]

Ri Nima Why did you make me think that now I can't unhear it

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

Well, that's appropriate seeing how it's the same voice actress.

[@Dampzombieslayer]

Yes

[@100percentdead]

I remember watching a portion of that movie at my grandparents when I was about 6 and I thought about it a lot growing up; not because it was cool or anything, just because it was a weird ass movie

[@LordQuadros]

You know, I'm just not sure that tuna noodle is the dad's favorite. If only there were some obvious indicator, some way of knowing...

[@aboutashow]

LordQuadros He obviously hates it. Didn't you see him flip the table in disgust at the very sight of those noodles?

[@guywithpc7069]

Brutal Moose + 90s spike hair = when?

[@brutalmoose]

You missed it. It was in the 90s and it was regrettable.

[@matthewhunter1193]

90s Spiked haired Brutal Moose, of course!

[@Geegs]

Don't worry. We got GrandmaMoose now.

[@P-lo_ol-9]

I had that and loved it! ... aaaaah the 90s... a simpler time

[@Davidmadden19]

As a child that orange problem always bugged me too 😂

[@rabbit_rumblepak]

His hair. We're coming back to the past!

[@K4RN4GE911]

To play those shitty games that suck ass He'd rather ha-Wait, wrong video.

[@rabbit_rumblepak]

K4RN4GE911 Well played

[@DramaticalyEffective]

"This fucking tuna noodle..." I just bark laughed and woke up my 1 year old.

[@SuperKawaiiCupcakes]

Brb, subscribing. I needed a long movie to wash dishes to, and this is absolutely stellar. I love your voice, humor, and the way you go into details while still keeping it exciting. Thanks! Sometimes KZbin recommendations really hits the mark!

[@gorillaglue775]

Wait... Does Ben like basketball?

[@mega_bird700]

No he likes base football

[@live_kaito_reaction]

I want to see Smart House with Pat being Glados.

[@r0be077]

That Other Guy I'd like to see Glados vs. Pat.

[@101Rouge]

*Bakes a black forest cake and makes a companion cube* AAAAAHHH PARTY!!!!

[@Spookery]

oh god the whole ending would just be neurotoxin

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Glados faced a whole lot of abuse. She would win, hands down, because of how that changed her.

[@masonallen3961]

I want to see a smart house, where instead of having Pat having the voice of Leela, Pat has the voice of Bender.

[@TheThirdDaySH]

20:39 Pat is simply impress she got the number of fingers right. Hey I generated art always messes up the hands. This is an incredibly accurate look into our future.

[@wombat6707]

23:00 Uhhh... are they allowed to say "Shit" in a Disney Channel Movie? I'm not too familiar with the language policies of their movies.

[@wombat6707]

Well... yeah... probably. But isn't it more fun to pretend she was a little too adult for this movie?

[@roachdoggjr6893]

Wombat Warrior she said shoot

[@ChristianCTaken]

You are like, personally offended by the interior decoration of this house.

[@darkninjafirefox]

Kenpokid4 and you're not? those chairs with those lamps? Not in my dcom

[@Chrissybabe1095]

Damn didnt know Ben had friends other than his basketball