Abandon Your Family for the Bit | Castle Super Beast Clips

[@ngmajora6986]

I returned after 18 years and my son said I'm the king of comedy

[@soswuiffjkhhujuvg]

That's a light novel title if I ever heard one

[@Mr.Faust3]

Your honor in my defense it was the funny motivation man that convinced me to abandon my son

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Your honor I was provoking black clouds in isolation

[@iller3]

Jr: _"my dad stepped out for a new Controller, but never came back"_

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

@@raccoonofmotivation20 "I was reclaiming my name, Your Honor".

[@BaldurOverlord]

For the bit, your Honor!

[@Samael1113]

And on the D/L, if you need a... "You Know" Pass :wink: I can hook you up with him... same guy sells those passes on the cheap. You hear about the guy that dressed up like Justin Trudeau :wink:? Same guy gave that guy the pass to do it. Most trustworthy man in the business.

[@richardjohnson8991]

My dad doubled down and asked for 500$ after not talking to me for 12 years because he'd rather be an alcoholic than a father...and you guys ARE FUCKING RIGHT, hardest I ever laughed in my life. Good bit

[@loganwernicke7604]

The no swearing Era of Pat is coming

[@Vanity0666]

There is absolutely zero chance of that happening

[@BaronQmark]

Pat Jr's first words are gonna come when he gets bored of his alphabet blocks and says "this game is fucking trash"

[@g.d.8065]

Crazy Talk *【Radio Edit】*

[@EduardoFlores-bt4fo]

@@Vanity0666 Pat will get a kid one day "There is absolutely zero chance of that happening" Pat will marry "There is absolutely zero chance of that happening" Pat will find a goblin like him one day "There is absolutely zero chance of that happening"

[@Vanity0666]

@@EduardoFlores-bt4fo so true I personally said those things

[@nicolaschaves7758]

"Hey Paige have you seen the old family album, the real one not the photoshop one "

[@zerwif]

"Also, not the haunted one."

[@fishbiter9409]

@@zerwif It's just a folder filled with pictures of Paige's wombees.

[@TenseDudemeister]

My dad never came back from the war, all-timer bit I'm telling ya. Helluva comedian that guy

[@Horatio787]

My mom was crying as she put his uniform in an empty casket, man the COMMITMENT.

[@WaketheFallen131]

my favorite tiktok that haunts me regularly is someone saying “POV: you’re a small child and this is every formative memory you have in the last 5 years” and it’s just a phone camera shoved in your face as a mom tells you to say more to the camera about how awesome your color-blindness glasses are. and that it’s okay and you don’t have to cry but also make sure you talk to the camera tho

[@phantomgoblin5540]

The idea of constantly playing the imagining game or basically pretending with your family for years sounds like an actual nightmare. It kinda reminds me of one of the old popular prank youtubers who divorced because they couldn't tell what was real or a prank video and could take anything seriously due to it

[@ohmygoditisspider7953]

I'm colorblind and 32. I dodged a fucking bullet. Kids these days have it hard enough without the internet fucking complicating things man. you remember being a kid? shit was horrifying

[@Levitz9]

I still feel like we were robbed of the amazing bit of Woolie reacting to some random two-foot redheaded kid eating pickles in the background of a shot some five years from now where Pat goes, "Oh yeah, Woolie, this is Patrick 2: Crazy Talk Harder", they were born a few years ago. Surprise!".

[@Nabs-xd2qr]

While I get that, Woolz is one of Pat's best friends. Im sure he would be a little hurt if Pat didnt share in that good news with him.

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

Is that a DBZ reference?

[@Brave_SJ]

There's still hope that Paige might have twins and Pat will just never show more than one on camera at a time and act as if he only has one kid

[@Nabs-xd2qr]

@@Brave_SJ Man you guys need to let this go

[@thewraithwriter22]

​@@Nabs-xd2qrno, hold onto it forever

[@franciscoc905]

It is really a fatherless upbringing if you can see your dad Mon thru Sat Night and send Bits to him and super chats?

[@m.czandogg9576]

Jesus lol

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

Oh god. There has to be at least one child, right?

[@SoaringLettuce]

Jesus Christ in heaven, that is fucked up lmao

[@skruntfanatic]

God damn that’s hilarious lmao

[@wselfwulfwulf9746]

I award that the fattest YIKE

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Coming back in 18 years with the milk and the bread like "I did the meme, son!"

[@PixelatedFlu]

"Your honor; it was so my child would gain POWER"

[@pickledparsleyparty]

That new "do what you love" adage makes me think about fishing. "Give a man to fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and now he's stuck as the village's fisherman for the rest of his live."

[@kotl7]

Oh damn! I recognize that profile pic! Thanks for the Raam tech back in the day mate!

[@pickledparsleyparty]

@@kotl7 whoa thanks a lot for this shoutout! Glad you liked the RAAM stuff.

[@danherondraws]

7:38 wow, Pat's face changed really quick when Woolie mentioned the life influencers. Perfectly understandable, tho

[@Kango234]

I don't think Pat reads these comments, but someone should tell him that Mr Sunday Movies has been doing the "replace pictures of your son with your own face" thing for at least 4 years now so he's in good company.

[@helloimtom100]

is woolie a pig that rolls down a hill?

[@EduardoFlores-bt4fo]

@@helloimtom100 I don't get the context of this joke, but the image of a pig rolling down a hill is so funny to me

[@stevereallyevil]

pat will be a funny father

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Pat. Please. Use the 'Invisiblessed face' if you photoshop your face onto the baby

[@theangriestpigeon4403]

Oh man, you leave and your wife gets a new man that raises your kid better than you ever could is like the best bit!!!! Especially if you come back wanting money!

[@Zeikier]

I am so glad I streamed 13 Sentinels. That was one of the best damn streams I had on my channel, it was like a watch party of an anime with my friends just shooting the shit about what could possibly happen next and theorizing about the information we had at the moment and whether or not certain beats landed.

[@Dragonsmana]

Next video: Pat moves back to the other side of Canada and streams with Woolie. Without his family.

[@GrassToucher-]

SUPER BEST FRIENDS REUNION (ABANDONED FAMILY EDITION)

[@Dragonsmana]

@@GrassToucher- NOT CLICKBAIT

[@verymelonman12]

This is basically the Daddy Five-O channel in it's entire history, and it's really sad and messed up.

[@gameb9oy]

It debatably would have been better if that “dad” had never got involved with his kids lives

[@Kirkenburer74]

The only good thing about Daddy o Five was when Jim made that amazing video calling him the fuck out and showcasing that type of abuse for people to see. I was raised like that without realizing it wasn't normal til way too late.

[@GayBrain]

​@@Kirkenburer74What video? Can you link it?

[@MetalGearRAY675]

My friend and I wanted to stream a co-op game together and just to make sure it worked, we did a test run of the first level. We had to consciously stop ourselves from making jokes because we thought we were wasting good material on something people would never see. Content brain sucks.

[@_Jay_Maker_]

Just make the jokes anyway and submit a VoD.

[@MetalGearRAY675]

@@_Jay_Maker_ it wasn't being recorded, the run was just to see if the game ran properly and was fun in co-op. We started from scratch with the actual playthrough.

[@Nabs-xd2qr]

I started a YT channel and did 3 full LPs on it. Ofc the views were terrible cos I was just starting out but oh my god I hated it. I just wanna play games like I normally do.

[@MetalGearRAY675]

@@Nabs-xd2qr that's why with some games you just have to say No, this game is for me, I will never broadcast it in anyway. I did that for Zelda, it was the hot new game and I was really tempted to stream it but I wanted to enjoy that just for myself.

[@Nabs-xd2qr]

@MetalGearRAY675 Youre right but tbh I just quit. I realised I love games too much and dont wanna ruin it for myself. If I ever do stream again, itll be exclusively for games that are extrenely replayable like crusader kings, frostpunk, darkest dungeon, etc

[@michiganmajin7284]

My dad went to get some milk. Still hasn’t come back. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@Celt420]

"I wanted to ask; funny or offensive? Abandoning your kids"

[@TheNobleShade]

I've heard a few hololive members mention games that they enjoy that they want to save for themselves. One that immediately comes to mind is Ina and FFXIV.

[@johnrivers3813]

Yeah my dad did that bit too. Pretty funny, my therapist and I laugh about it every week

[@tylerhenderson5871]

Who needs love when you can have CONTENT!

[@breaksystembse]

"We still take about it" Pat losing it there made me lose it

[@hiroprotagonest]

Oh man, so I watch StephenVlog, very funny guy, love him, he does a daily vlog and has a LP channel and does a chill breakfast stream twice a week with his wife Mal. Last month they had FamilyJules hanging out on stream and he was talking about having something in his life separate from content and Mal went "Gee I wonder what that's like. We can't enjoy anything without Stephen going "hold on I have to record this.""

[@Samael1113]

Man, if there was a chance any pictures of THE BABY didn't have Pat's face on them before, That's certainly no longer a possibility.

[@firmlygraspi1]

My quarantine brain was like "this game looks cool, but there's no online multiplayer, how can I get my daily stale crumb of human interaction with this?"

[@Carlos-Mora]

There's an actual genre of life vlog channels on KZbin by single moms making content about their toddlers. This bit has promise for both Pat and Paige is what I'm saying.

[@themissinggene]

Pat should stream more kenshi so that he can do something he hates for work for a change.

[@TealWolf26]

Dude...I got anxiety from Content Brain BEFORE even streaming. My own mind goblins are threatening to ruin my ability to enjoy games after just dipping my toes in. I mean some of it is just general social/performance anxiety but that constant mental calculus of saving/playing games I enjoy because they could be content later SUCKS!

[@SoaringLettuce]

I'll pat myself on the back, I've always known the whole "do what you love..." thing was bullshit. Turning the thing you love doing into something you HAVE to do to live only makes sense if it's incredibly easy, or you're incredibly good at it.

[@kaita2292]

Yeah, I think one good alternative is to try to make a living out of something you like but isn't your passion, and leave your passion as a hobbie or a side job at most, not something you feel the pressure to do for a living, but do it just because you love it. Both scenarios are better than making a living out of something you don't like, though.

[@GrassToucher-]

The lesson I've learned throughout my life is "do what you kinda like". Like its enjoyable enough that you don't mind doing it 40 hours a week but not so enjoyable that youd wanna do it after work too.

[@HRIgnomious]

The adage "do what you love" was from a time before being a content creator was a thing, I think they were talking about simple things like gardening and not depending on video monetization to live. Also this whole bit just screams of the "DJ Khaled Suffering from Success" picture. Guaranteed that both Woolie and Pat would be way more miserable if they were still in their old line of work. Not to mention that Pat has a baby on the way and if it wasn't for the fact that he has made a career off of it, he would've had very little free time to actually play games in the next few years.

[@Neer-yy5nm]

​​​@@HRIgnomious a young dad I'm always really annoyed when I see streamers doing hours and hours a week of streaming videogames because I imagine if I'd have done that when mine were still infants/toddlers and how much pressure and how hellish my wife's life would be during that time while I get to yuck it up and play videogames. Be a fucking responsible parent/husband or boyfriend and contribute more than money.

[@annenxf]

I picked making streaming and gaming videos as a hobby and I still get some content brain. I started doing it just to come out of my shell since I am shy. Now I have a list in Steam of games set aside for streaming and have bought games specifically with the idea of streaming them in mind. I do make the judgement call to not stream big titles that I'm excited for, like I wasn't gonna do a full playthrough of FFXVI. Only exception being Elden Ring which I would make progress off stream still. It helps me to some extent to still be able to pick up some games for fun. Also love to pivot to the bit.

[@IstasPumaNevada]

They say you should never see how the sausage is made, but this is definitely an exception. This is Acceptable Sausage.

[@malikoniousjoe]

OOHHHH MYYY

[@fraserking4747]

Familial abandonment is a damn good bit, really sticks with you. Still laugh about it years later.

[@phantomgoblin5540]

Sorry Son or Daughter i have returned home chat kept spamming "next bit next bit"

[@DetectiveOlivaw]

I don’t even stream but sometimes I don’t even play a game by myself because I want to share the experience with someone else, like a friend! This is not great!!

[@CasketSanctum]

Being an artist is hard cause you have to remember when you post art for content, you don’t have to post everything - and everything shouldn’t have to be a finished picture all polished and ready to go

[@malikoniousjoe]

But god forbid anything unfinished go in your portfolio lest they think that’s the best you can achieve so now everything has to be polished and perfect because otherwise why are you even working on it? Younthink you can get into the industry doing projects you love? What are you stupid? Everything has to be topical, current, high quality and finished, your artistic desires be damned

[@CaffeinatedKing]

The content brain conundrum is why I don't really stream, even though I have tried to get into it many times as a hobby, just because I do like chatting sometimes while playing stuff. I generally start and then end up stopping after a few weeks because I find myself wanting to play the game I've been streaming but not want to do the stream set up for it, and sometimes I just want to sit in silence and play it while listening to say, a podcast or something I'm interested in, That desire eventually wins out every time. (which I'm glad for)

[@Pyrozoid]

I watched Anthony Padilla's new vid where he was talking to Tyler Oakley and he said that he used to do end of year montages of all the things that he did that year but then throughout the year he would think about and say yes to things that he thought would be cool to put into the montage, not for his own satisfaction and enjoyment which is just a fuckin scary thought.

[@alephnole7009]

Future Pat needs to alter the timeline in the next loop to ensure he streams 13 Sentinels. His live reactions would have been amazing.

[@theotherjared9824]

Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.

[@vincenzopaollogrieco9385]

I been a fan for years now and one thing I have to disagree with Pat and Woolie is that them playing a game they have already played is as enjoyable as their first time, in fact the times when they had something more to say because of their experience with it made it more enjoyable I think

[@malikoniousjoe]

Yeah, I like watching people play games because they love them and want to share them. Blind reactions can be great but passion shines through on your 40th playthrough too. LA Noire was great watching Woolie see all the crazy story beats, but watching DMC or RE were just as good because we’re hearing all the fun trivia and watching seasoned veterans style all over classics.

[@MakiKuronami]

Surprisingly the biggest example of this was Metal Gear Rising. Apparently that wasn't a blind playthrough at all.

[@williansnobre]

Pat having kids, Woolie looking younger each day. This timeline is being good for them.

[@VaSoapman]

What do you think the under-over is on that crazy Mom letting the dog run away?

[@KoopySandwiches]

It’s nice to get a CSB email that isn’t novel-length.

[@majinmafia4740]

When someone calls me a bastard, I tell them they’re right 😢

[@stevelopez6957]

This is just an extension of Pat’s Resident Evil 2 release date moment

[@TheZangetsu322]

my stance on this is if you stream/create content you have to have a separation between work and fun it's ok to have a series that you don't stream and can just enjoy because otherwise all video games which are supposed to be fun become work and a work/life balance is very important, as the old saying goes all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[@jorgamund07]

Don't think of it as abandonment, think of it as an 18 year setup to a viral video, "Seeing My Son For The First Time In 18 Years". (both of you gotta do thumbnail faces for that one though)

[@stevereallyevil]

you know whats fucked up? war.

[@kodymcbride6901]

What is it good for?

[@stevereallyevil]

@@kodymcbride6901 winning

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@kodymcbride6901 Resource acquisition, showing force, elimination of threats and the achievement of political objectives

[@iller3]

@@kodymcbride6901 money laundering

[@wselfwulfwulf9746]

@@kodymcbride6901To hear the lamentations of their women

[@mightymediocre3352]

This is one hell of a way to find out Pat is going to be a dad. 😂

[@Garl_Vinland]

@@saradingein Bursting with Patpoles

[@mightymediocre3352]

@@saradingein been watching different stuff and haven't seen Woolie mention it so yeah, only just finding it out hahaha

[@mightymediocre3352]

@@saradingein It's not like Woolie is talking about it in his playthroughs... Dunno, didn't hear about it till now.

[@imlaffytaffy]

Yo, are we talking about Pat-face now? I'm in.

[@axelskull]

get in the gamercube paddy

[@MiniatureMorpheus]

Bonfire fans know this as "The Gary"

[@visoreyes6393]

What if Pat Jr. was home schooled.

[@MiraiGen]

I've seen the people I love who do streaming for a living - I don't want their job. Ever. You have to ruin it for yourself to be a job.

[@conked944]

I’m gonna make being a bastard my whole personality! Watch this!

[@malikoniousjoe]

On the other hand, I’d rather be doing what I love and creatively fulfilled even if it means a bit of passion burnout over my current situation of working 10-13 hour shifts doing menial, physical, and boring labor while still not being able to enjoy what I love due to limited, restrictive off time. Every version of life sucks in its own way haha

[@beast5200]

Lol. Pat streaming home schooling pat jr.

[@9clawtiger]

Life Hack: Monetize the Baby

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

I literally never play games for relaxation anymore. Sucks, for sure. Once it becomes your job, you know longer play in your free time.

[@Biodeamon]

people who become reaction streamers eventually become consumed by it no fun allowed off camera, you're a product now and you can't "waste" or spoil fun. no fun allowed is a hellish ironic curse

[@BreboVR]

I doubt this question will be looked a but when you do play games either on stream or in your off time has it become painful? almost like it feels more like a chore then it does any kind of enjoyment, or are you able to still enjoy them enough in both circumstances?

[@RottenPizza801]

Fatherless behavior

[@cyberninjazero5659]

OH NO IT'S A SELF PERPETUATING SYSTEM! The Content ™ WILL NEVER STOP!

[@pranavarora9976]

@@cyberninjazero5659 perpetual motion content delivery system

[@fishbiter9409]

It's not a "life influencer", it's a fleshfluencer.

[@ValdVincent]

The real question, is if Pat Jr, is going to become a streamer too?

[@krewl1252]

i heard that Justin bieibers dad this bit and his mom thought it was pretty cool

[@mr.pikmin4804]

Pat jr? Omg is pat going to be a dad? If so that’s fantastic 🎉🎉🎉

[@malikoniousjoe]

Yeah, he feeds his third child. They are growing strong

[@ShayneRawls]

Pat and Woolie can you two take your Wildfires back please. This smog is ruining my chicago summer

[@heartlesshealer]

I don't know if Pat reads these comments, but he should totally photoshop every single picture of the baby that touches a digital anything. People get fucked up

[@profeseurchemical]

the wont read this but the internet doesnt need ur first impression, they may want it but they dont need it. theyll watch ur second playthrough

[@10kRats]

Not true! I need a first impression

[@Mantis47]

Nah, people demand "First Reactions" there are whole channels of people that do nothing but that. Blind playthroughs bring so many more viewers, it's how it is.

[@profeseurchemical]

@@Mantis47 let me repeat. they may want it real bad, they donot however need it and are not entitled to it. also these guys would still make money doing second playthroughs, maybe they could even hustle the blind playthough heads via lying and trickery

[@10kRats]

@@profeseurchemical "Are not entitled to it" is a whole different convo than "need it". If you're an entertainer then by and large you wanna give people what they want while not going insane yourself. What I tried to say with my first comment is "I am not going to watch a second playthrough". Remember the DMC5 playthrough? Like understandably Pat wanted to play that game by himself, I'm not gonna shit my pants over that being his second playthrough, but it was disappointing!

[@profeseurchemical]

@@10kRats right, what i mean to say is that people will still buy the product, and like it really sounded like doing thier content creation as they are, has been unhealthy for them not having that boundary in place. like dont feel guilty about that on our end as thats on them. but i think itd be worth them thinking about or being brought up to them by someone who has thier ear. like they dont need to continue to ruin freetime gaming for themselves to pay bills yaknow?

[@MKhelobUltra]

I GOT TO FIND OUT HOW TO MAKE MONEY OFF THIS, I REALLY WANT TO!

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

Yikes, I hope things get better for them, that sounds rough to look at games like that.

[@stnrodriguez]

Boo hoo.... man who gets to play video games for a living is sad....

[@someguy3263]

​@@stnrodriguezI feel bad for them and you.

[@muamua101]

Look how loose they're shirts are on them. Both Woolie and Pat lost so much weight! 🎉🎉🎉

[@ratking1608]

Looking forward to Pat's reaction to Dishonored 2 actually not being as good as the first one

[@kingofbel6499]

I dont think Pat really understand how much time consuming a baby can be

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

He will...soon.

[@blorfenburger]

Officer, arrest my son. What do you mean why, because he is cringe

[@21_315]

This is depressing

[@The-toast]

youtube is heck... youtube is HECK...!

[@cozbyv3]

Pat is gonna ve a good dad, but his negatuve fatherhood bit will be getting really overly frustrated at his kids modern memes and games

[@kiana5066]

"1st time playing" LPs are extremely overrated

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Like.

[@supervoltekka593]

Literally an American Dad plot