Abortion and 'The Sanctity of Life' - George Carlin | Reaction

Shmo, Josh, and Noah react to George Carlin's hilarious "Abortion and 'The Sanctity of Life'" bit
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[@ticnatz]

Forget Joe Pesci, this is the celebrity I pray to.....

[@Itsant33]

My prayers still get answered 50/50.

[@fifieuskadi]

George Carlin is by far THE BEST comedian ever, simply because he's being himself telling the truth. A truth that is very inconvenient for a lot of people. R.I.P. George.

[@NouinouH]

Carlin is more of a philosopher that can make you laugh than a comedian

[@dericanslum1696]

..."if you're going to tell people the truth about themselves you better make them laugh"...

[@Mottleydude1]

I saw George Carlin in the mid 80’s in Dayton, OH which is where his wife was from and where he they were married. I was and still has a large Catholic population. The first joke he said was “ Have you ever noticed that the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to f¥€k anyways?”. That began a steady trickle of snowflakes who got up and left as George was on a roll and had something to offend everyone. Best live comedy show I ever saw before or since.

[@christhornycroft3686]

First or second wife?

[@Mottleydude1]

@@christhornycroft3686 First wife.

[@F1rstWorldNomaD]

If you wanted him to keep going, the immediate follow-up of this joke is the clip called "Death Penalty".

[@hendy24]

And it's brilliant

[@F1rstWorldNomaD]

@@hendy24 indeed

[@presbytis]

being one of the folks who recommended this clip, it was an absolute joy watchin y'allz's reactions.

[@presbytis]

@Reverend Mr Black "pray" away, "Reverend"! As for me being dealt "with in very severe ways", i suggest watching this clip (specifically 0:39-1:15): kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqOQlmWEebiHq6c

[@presbytis]

@Reverend Mr Black go get a life "Reverend"!

[@presbytis]

@Reverend Mr Black Dude, u need help...ure a troll and come across as very disturbing and downright creepy.

[@emcsquare5045]

Carlin spoke the truth even if people didn't want to hear it. Have you guys seen his Life is worth losing?

[@emcsquare5045]

@Reverend Mr Black well, nothing you said is true, and even sounds a bit crazy, but hoofully you can find some pro help sometime soon before you become a danger to others.

[@emcsquare5045]

@Reverend Mr Black and your weird scare tactics don't work on the thinking class.

[@emcsquare5045]

@Reverend Mr Black you're twisted up by you're weird cult. The idea of a God being real is superannuated in the age of reason, and you take it 4 steps further into fundamentalism which makes it not just weird but dangerous.

[@late8641]

@@emcsquare5045 He has deleted his comments, was he some sort of religious zealot?

[@ZapperguyLOL]

Great reaction guys. You got cheated out of 5 more minutes of material on this topic that preceded this clip. It is from his 1996 HBO special 'Back in Town' filmed in NYC. He 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 his special with the following: "Why... why... why is it, that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna f#ck in the first place, huh?" George is the GOAT IMO.

[@sagnyc]

No, he quit Catholicism long before he got married or had kids.

[@brianpatenaude2321]

Jim Jefferies famously said, "I'm telling jokes. This is not a TED Talk." He is one of the funniest living comedians. George broke that rule. He gave TED Talks, featuring special guest star: some jokes.

[@PhazonInfuser]

I always tell people, George Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was one of humanities greatest thinkers and philosophers, who also happened to be funnier than shit and tell jokes that will leave you gasping for air.

[@karencarl6130]

So glad to see Millennials coming to know George Carlin. His monologues are timeless. I wish he were here now to comment on the comedy fodder that is Donald Trump.

[@Mottleydude1]

Oh another Carlin routine that’s hilarious is “Guys named Todd”. It’s not only funny as hell but the rhythm, flow and timing of his word play is an amazing use of language. Pure art. I’d also recommend you listen to some of his album work from the 70’s. His demeanor is more laid back but his use of language is still brilliant. Seven dirty words is probably the best example of his work from that era and it literally led to a Supreme Court case on free speech and censorship.

[@HoldMyBeerWoman]

Happy to see more people are getting introduce to him, thank you gentlemen.

[@SoulxUntamed115]

George Carlin is my spirit animal!

[@ms_scribbles]

It's like with Jim Jeffries and his bit on gun control, where he said he doesn't accept "bullshit arguments and lies". George didn't accept bullshit arguments and lies either.

[@mandalamaker3876]

Are you pregnant in a Red State? If you are pregnant in a Red state, then contact your elected state representatives and demand they send your Fertilized egg a Covid19 economic relief check, then let us know whether you get a Covid19 relief check, or an admission from your Republican Representative that a fertilized egg is NOT a human being.

[@robertk2007]

Wonder how Carlin would have dealt with MAGA?

[@brianmccauley3267]

There's no 'anger' there dudes. Just contempt. So plain and simple.

[@MsKeylas]

exactly. He is just acting out behaviour of religious fanatics who look exactly that. enraged

[@odorousobject8165]

I was raised on Carlin. My first book I remember truly enjoying was Brain Droppings (he wrote it). I was only 12, so a bit early to be reading that stuff but I brought it to science class one day to read on the side. My teacher saw it and laughed and just told me to not let other kids see it.

[@DOCTORJAN714]

Watch these guys' reactions. Further proof that high school never ends.

[@johnnymiller6355]

I could watch George Carlin all day

[@patticrichton1135]

There was more to this that was at the beginning, but for some reason this particular video started in the middle of this routine. LOVED your reaction, HOPE you do MORE George Carlin reactions. I MISS him, he was the BEST!

[@ingobordewick6480]

Goerge Carlin was more a "funny philosopher" than a comedian. He was a genius.

[@Mahan07]

You guys gotta check out the bit that follows this one called “Death Penalty”. He starts into it at the very end when he says “The same way we made up...” and then the video cuts off.

[@davdaninja]

Modern man from George Carlin is a short but wonderful bit, so i think anyways.

[@ivorysteele]

Bro, if you guys did "a list of people who oughta be killed" you guys would be in awe of George

[@martinpalleiro8135]

You guys really need to check out Greg Giraldo’s roasts

[@luciferexperiment8553]

AH hes funny ......

[@kutamsterdam]

Carlin was the best!.

[@sethshockey1114]

Tim Minchin- Thank you God

[@austenhead5303]

Fuck, yes.

[@rabbitshady499]

Pleaaaase do more George Carlin..

[@Sunny-jz3dy]

He was a wordsmith! He wrote his own material and definitely studied society! lol

[@HEAVYMETALmovie1981]

George - *Expressions and sayings* and *Free floating hostility* please😎

[@Yoshidoce2006]

I don't know if you guys do documentaries but "Freddie Murcury's Final Days: From Miracle to Innuendo" is amazing.

[@theearms6338]

Guys if you hop on the carlin train....you gotta react to the full 7 dirty words video. Other than Pryor that was the main video that opened the door to our new age of comedy

[@Sam-pv7bd]

There’s so many George Carlin bits that you should react to. Modern man, losing things (the version that’s part of his HBO special Playing With Your Head) people who oughta be killed, time, sports, baseball vs football, proud to be an American/god bless America, taking off your hat, things we say when people die, keeping people alert. Those are just some of the many George Carlin bits that you should react to.

[@brom00]

The segment that came after this in this 1996 HBO show was "Capital Punishment". Haven't seen if you reacted to that one yet or not. you can also see it listed as "Death Penalty". Nice to see the younger gen enjoy the OG's.

[@TheWynch]

We always called George the greatest Philosophical comedian ever.

[@TheElricBrothers]

if you haven't heard of him, or heard his stuff, I'd love to see you guys react to Christopher Titus

[@shinebritechosen]

We need to fight these librals. So im starting a church of george Carlin.

[@mikefigures5075]

Guys- One of Carlin's earliest jokes about abortion. 'Did you ever notice that women who are against abortion...........are women you wouldn't want to **** in the first place !!' .

[@IASP17]

George was on fire here

[@mooncritter721]

If Christ came back today, he would sound alot like George Carlin.

[@travisyarbrough4033]

George goes after everyone. With truths

[@katec8796]

George Carlin - Extreme Human Behavior (full video) LINK:kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZqyaoOeZZaMoq8

[@turt4533]

pro life guy watching executions bahahahaha it so true

[@Menhtrol]

Carlin: We kill people because they are pests and it's fun Me: And in some cases cause we are hungry

[@itsjustmaddisen]

“Delightful few days.” Awww that’s cute.

[@dianab9688]

Good job, guys. Enjoyed your review of good 'ole George, a true prodigy among performers.

[@Glasgow_kiss]

if you think this wasnt scripted, you have a lot to learn about comedians, every pause is scripted.

[@JoeZamecki]

Y'all should check out his album called FM and AM. It's brilliant.

[@32720mjp]

You have to remember how long ago this was as well. Still relevant today.

[@bobshort2149]

Could you guys please react to Kathleen Madigan's and Maria Bamford's stories from "This Is Not Happening "? They're both hilarious. Love you guys. Thanks.

[@LRenee86]

Seriously need to see some more people react to Kathleen Madigan. She is my absolute favorite and most under rated comedians.

[@chesterzimmerman7752]

Yall should check out incomplete list of impolite words

[@DeletedUser73926]

0:00 is that a reference to how they tell brass instrument players to articulate?

[@HTHAMMACK1]

LOL! They skipped the "conservatives" part.

[@dericanslum1696]

..."righteous indignation" not anger...

[@jonathandelmonte1130]

Who would not hate a religion which had and still does give false hope and misery to the world.

[@Nati_Native_Noise]

George Carlin was a prophet

[@samdiego1046]

Great video. I had never seen this bit either.

[@dannomikos6334]

check out george carlin - we like war.

[@maynunal]

He's a Philosopher disguised as a comedian...

[@thomaswest7746]

Definitely makes you think

[@lewismaddox4132]

You got the wrong clip. You missed "Cause chickens are decent people". Also the intro. "Why is it that most of these people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to bleep in the first place?"

[@alanthompson2753]

Try Bill Hicks - Dinosaur in the Bible, you'll love it

[@rodneysteffan3073]

George Carlin the American Dream

[@danbadd]

Still hoping you do Theo Von's Darryl Strawberry story

[@andyknapp9270]

Glad to see young dudes appreciating the genius of George Carlin.

[@homeoftek5844]

Not a surprise. We got more sense than the Boomers. That's why we don't make the same decisions they do

[@PayoFyah]

Only because you guys are Carlin's fans and pretty much understand his way of saying things ("It's funny, but it makes a lotta fucking sense"), welcome me to your channel. Another millennial tuned to your vids. Greetings from narcoparamilitary-ruled Colombia.

[@paintedhorse6880]

He was wrong on one thing though. Period eggs are NEVER fertilized. That's literally why women have periods. That's also why women can't get periods while pregnant.

[@jambeydixon7427]

Yeah this ones my favorite - of course, almost all of them i say that....

[@Zarkarian64]

Hey guys, remember he said "when he reach the age of reason". You have to also remember the man's mind/intellect was as sharp as a blade. For people like him every question, regardless of the question, is thought about seriously. Otherwise, what's the point of thinking? There are NO thought experiments! So if there's anyone to make a legitimate argument about religion, wouldn't it 'be' him? You know he's not a liar! If you were to give the same weight of thought as to what he was saying... ...where would you actually land!?🤨 I mean ...yeah ...he's hilarious! But 'is' he making a legitimate point? If so, then why aren't 'you' taking it [your life] more seriously?🤔 Inquiring🧠's would like to know...🕵🏼‍♂️ 😜

[@reginthehoneybadger8957]

I don’t understand your inquiry

[@Zarkarian64]

@@reginthehoneybadger8957 It's an expression used a lot in my day (56) to invoke one to think. Sort of a joke & being serious at the same time. Those guys are smart and have good heads on them. I guess the thing that bugs me the most is their lack of initiative. Then again, they would have MY generation to thank for that. Now wouldn't they!?🙄

[@reginthehoneybadger8957]

Zarkarian 1 if you are agreeing with George Carlin then I likely agree with you

[@Westcountrynordic]

Should check out Billy Connolly on religion and if you can find a good copy of the Glasgow airport terror attack.

[@cynthiaschultheis1660]

Birth control and abortion have let men "off the hook" of responsibility!!

[@jstanek333]

I Promise if you watch everything George put out in his short lifetime....you Three will be the smartest of your generation and probably half of mine too...lol!!!

[@diltberg9627]

I'm sorry but I believe that abortion should not be allowed if you didn't want a kid you should have worn perfection

[@mikek8729]

Love watching you guys become Carlinites!! Keep on it 🙏🙏

[@lizli8339]

This video is the separation of those who are and those who are not. How about motive of those who are doing this things. It's what will condemn or justify someone.

[@picolo4102]

Check out airports and flying george carlin

[@thecoogs]

He took a year on a show

[@sundial_roshi]

React to George Carlin - Stuff , please !

[@bvx1000]

Trillion uncle Dave!! Next

[@handsomestik]

I do have a problem with the late terms though

[@reginthehoneybadger8957]

Huh?

[@dericanslum1696]

@@reginthehoneybadger8957 ...he has a problem with late term abortions...

[@travisyarbrough4033]

Catholic gut check !!!! Backed up with scripture !!!!!

[@brianmccauley3267]

Yeah. But didn't get the whole thing.

[@pantalon4917]

12 minutes joke,Norm Mc Donald

[@dodosolsollalasol2642]

Please react to Rose's solo stages

[@argilbertson]

SJSU, lets GOOOOOOO!!!!

[@terrymcnamara1099]

You have to pause it to laugh?

[@cazper420]

Theo von darryl strawberry

[@peepnox7747]

What’s the chance that this comment gets liked

[@vdejesus99]

Reductio ad absurdum arguments do not establish logical inconsistencies.

[@alexandrabelloso2176]

Y'all need to react to more Andrew Schulz! Pls do The Crowdwork Special👏

[@frozenflava]

This is abit incomplete

[@jimtatro6550]

If you thought Carlin had balls talking about religion, you should check out Sam Kinison talking about Jesus never had a wife.

[@papsphaks4408]

Yall edited this clip! The best part was when he shitted on conservatives! Dishonest 👎🏻

[@47imagine]

You guys act like parodies of Millennial Men ... "He's dope, he's dope ... " Seriously?

[@Eric-vq7jr]

You’re a parody of a boomer.

[@47imagine]

@@Eric-vq7jr Did I hurt your feelings? No regrets.

[@Eric-vq7jr]

@@47imagine Nope. I love fighting with people online. I once got in an argument with this guy online and told him I would kill his wife. I did a little sleuthing and found out he was my dad. People talk shit. You talk shit. I talk shit. Point is I’m on my 10th beer and I’m all out.

[@47imagine]

@@Eric-vq7jr Lol

[@Eric-vq7jr]

@@47imagine Seriously I want more beer.

[@crashcorrigan9733]

You CHOSE to watch this piece of Baby butchery crap? Prayers, boys. And I do mean "boys." Jeesh.

[@Deanrite]

Your god performs more abortions than any human ever could, but that's fine with you because as God, he can do whatever he wants.

[@jstrahan2]

His earlier stuff is funnier. He slowly became an angry old man who's last HBO special wasn't nearly as funny as his first.

[@late8641]

But I think his last special made people think the most

[@jstrahan2]

@@late8641 : Perhaps, but I watch a comedian to laugh, not to think.

[@richardjones4662]

It was both hilarious and made you think. All I saw on the reaction was laughter. My guess is jstrhan2 is anti-abortion, which is why he isn't laughing. And also why Carlin making him think, is annoying him.

[@jstrahan2]

@@richardjones4662 : Yes, I am anti abortion, as any sane person should be. However, this has nothing to do with my opinion as to Carlin's decline in 'funniness'. It is quite obvious. BTW, I have all his stuff and have watched his HBO specials several times. My conclusion is based on all this. I am not 'annoyed' at all, just sad and disappointed. IMO, his decline in 'funniness' started about the time of the death of his first wife.

[@FAIL155]

There is hope for sinners. When you die, you are going to stand before God and give an account for your life. Because God is good, He is going to judge you according to the perfect, moral standard of His Law. If you've ever lied, stolen, or taken His name in vain; He will find you guilty of breaking his Law. Because God is good. he must punish your sin; and the punishment for all sin against God is eternity in Hell. But God is also merciful, loving and kind in that He provided one way to escape that punishment; and that was through the gift of His Son Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ: fully-God and fully-Man, without sin. He Died on the cross a death He did not deserve, in order to take upon Himself the punishment you rightly deserve, for your sins against God. And then three days later He forever defeated sin and death when He rose from the grave. What God requires of you is that you repent (turn from your sin and turn toward God) and by faith alone, receive Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. Repent & Cry out to Jesus our only savior today!!! He can save you. Cry out to Him! Please do it today!

[@lilaclise4304]

There is a God of whom my prayers poor as I am, no favor request; I watch the world and its affairs Cherish the good, forget the rest; And Pleasure, regardless of how priests may prate, My modest creed does not offend Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! Beside my pillow, Poverty Sits brooding, but I heed her not Thanks to Love and Hope, you see, I dream a bed of down my lot. Mine's no stern God that priests create, Gentle is he, to whom I bend; Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! A conquering depost drunk with Power, Nations and dynasties down flings, The dust his charger's proud hoofs shower Begrimes the sacred brows of kings, Crawl on, crawl on, ye fallen great, What reck I how your glories end? Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! Oh, our forebonding friend the priest With all his prophesies of gloom! On hellfire how he loves to feast, The end of time, the crack of doom! Come, Ceridwen, your cheeks inflate, In flame, and thunder-cloud descend! Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To God, the good folk's friend! What, God a God of anger? Pooh, He made all and loves all he made; The wine he gives; my dear friends; you; Love which is his creating aid The charms of all these dissipate The nightmares priests rejoice to send Gaily I drink, and leave my fate To my God, the good folk's friend!

[@sylvestergutierrez5176]

@Christopher Horner basically god makes a giant pros and cons list about your life, then he goes from there.

[@Deanrite]

Well, you can think that, but if there really is a god, I'm going to ask him why if he so loved the world as he claims, he ordered Joshua to kill the Amalikites including hacking children and infants to pieces. And yeah, I can judge God. Because of all the horrible things attributed to God, it doesn't square that he was all goodness and love. In fact, with all the horror man generally does to one another, just seems to me, just seems to me that most of these tales that are written are tales written by men to justify the savage brutality as devine providence. Total BS.