Absolute Mad Lads - The Ice Cream War

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[@NiraSader]

“Convicted Van-smasher” Or as we call it, “Van-dalism”

[@simplyanobserver]

Big_Brain_Kai’sa_Main sad trombone intensifies

[@AJPwny]

*Crowd goes nuts*

[@phantomwraith1984]

CSI Miami: "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

[@user-cq3ui2ci4z]

@@UNRR who gives a fuck??

[@ZoanBlade90]

Just take my upvote and go. =D

[@HaloMadness007]

"convicted van smasher" only in Scotland could such a vocation exist

[@_s_9920]

he got his GCSEs and everything!

[@novatortuosi7677]

@@_s_9920 it was called an O-Level in scotland back then i think

[@novatortuosi7677]

@noxxi knox im pretty sure its only standard grades in collage and university. in schools they're called nationals since like 8 years ago.

[@KingLamink]

Maybe only Florida or Australia could rival Scotland for bullshit that shouldnt happen but happens anyway

[@novatortuosi7677]

@noxxi knox they change it all the time for no apparent reason

[@maiqtheliar2465]

"Convicted Van Smasher" That's a hell of a fetish

[@Mace2.0]

Sadly, this war doesn't involve an overweight fiery-headed clown driving a weaponized ice cream truck.

[@thedarknesscallingme]

"It's not a 99 is it you f**king robber" Well it's good to see you got over it

[@taxidrivercarl6074]

All across the nation, the unresolved anger of British people who paid more for a 99 than 99p still simmers to this day....

[@samarno1976]

Try a mister softy with a crunchie😂😂

[@slappy8941]

The 1980's Middle East: War between Lebanese, Palestinians, and Israelis; war between Iraq and Iran. Northern Ireland: War between Catholics and Protestants Scotland: War between ice cream vendors.

[@joannaedssay5988]

What an underrated comment. I'm Scottish so Im familiar with this story but I still lmfao at your comment.

[@slappy8941]

@@oldskoolraver2067 Did you run that through Google translate a few times before you posted it?

[@seanoconnor5730]

Smack dealing ice cream vendors to be exact.

[@vlgnetdragon9757]

Don't forget the russians in Afghanistan and the u.s in central America.

[@slappy8941]

@@oldskoolraver2067 lolwut? Have you had a stroke or something?

[@naota3k]

According to those clips, Dank is the only Scot I can understand.

[@BonesCapone]

Thanks to the internet and cheaper travel, all regional accents are fading, some faster than others.

[@jimtaylor294]

...while we're getting flooded with people who cannie speak English of any kind 😅

[@bogganalseryd2324]

Listen to him today and he's started to clean up his accent quite remarkably

[@Brendan0114]

Since it’s Mother’s Day can we all recognize how pretty Danks mom is

[@martintodd9944]

Celebrating mother's Day by simping over a milf?

[@robertgash4555]

And since it's any day of the year what the fuck happen to the count🧛

[@brovid-19]

I wanted to say something, but I was too afraid to. I don't need a viking lookin' ass mother fucker ripping my bones out as trophies.

[@moonmannd7501]

"I was that child." Well no wonder you're going to prison.

[@leemsvg]

Lol

[@JF-xm6tu]

Why is he going to prison?

[@themadhammer3305]

@yo wtf put the mask back on he should have paid it in pennies lol

[@viyhexe131]

He's lucky he lived long enough to train his pug. I knew kids that would have broken his fucking neck for doing that shit.

[@viyhexe131]

@Alyssa Richardson Jesus Christ, what jumped up your ass and died? It's called a joke. Take a fucking chill-pill, lady.

[@ItsLerez]

Came for ice cream memes and battles. Got a sad story and corruption

[@shw1306]

Me too

[@rurilavulpe7469]

It's just sad.

[@glameow12345]

I was expecting ice cream truck battle royale or something

[@stephencampbell9099]

LeRezwarrior I grew up with it 😕

[@jakublulek3261]

And so much Scottish accent, my god!

[@nemanjaz.9113]

The Four Horsmen of the Mad-pocalypse Russia Australia The Brittish Isles Florida

[@ec3495]

Ireland isn't part of the UK

[@nemanjaz.9113]

@@ec3495 My geography is a bit wack but i think a part of ireland (Northern ireland) was in the UK and if not i apolgize for the misconception!

[@bsk3760]

@@nemanjaz.9113 northern part of Ireland is but I heard some brits and actual irish(rest of Ireland) consider people from Northern Ireland to be brits and not Irish

[@nipplecollector7256]

@@bsk3760 Let's just consider the lot inhabitants of the British Isles

[@WingMaster562]

​@@nemanjaz.9113: Too late sonny jim, you hear that? The sound of angry Irishmen raging drunk in the distance. Once you group UK and Ireland together, you shall run. Jokes aside, there's a reason why Ireland got the famine despite being surrounded by water, why Ireland hates the British, why there were wars between them, and why "taking the soup" was an insult.

[@nate590]

The police were trying so hard to “solve” the case it honestly makes me think they were probably the ones pushing the drugs as well

[@Flat_Earth_Addy]

Yeah, how do you not find ice cream trucks?

[@jimtaylor294]

​@Flat_Earth_Addy Yup. A handful of undercover Cops would have bust the entire ring within months... had the plod not been indifferent to / complicit in the whole thing.

[@Bred0nSch00lV2]

Thanks for giving context to the ice cream factory mission in GTA Vice City

[@sirswagabadha4896]

That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title Cherry poppers rise up

[@gingeralex4009]

GTA being made by developers in Edinburgh, happy to use the degenerates on the Scottish West Coast for entertainment purposes

[@zachelkins1229]

Seconded, yay for Cherry Poppers make more sense that what Vice City gave me.

[@hodoupmer]

not only vice city, but also GTA2 and 3 have ice cream van themed missions

[@tyzer32]

Hal Motley oh shit yeah. I thought it sounded familiar

[@TabbuEme]

Why'd Dank throw all of his life savings onto the ground?

[@BJ-zf6tq]

to grow potatoes, wait wrong country

[@Rob_Ironballs]

@@BJ-zf6tq to grow whisky

[@illogicalbear6200]

Dddddaaaaaaam

[@quillclock]

@@koriharpoon3357 lol that works ;D

[@adamyork5612]

As kids do. Lol

[@XXStrong1]

Virgin Ireland: The Troubles/Irish War of Independence Chad Scotland: Da AiZ CrEeM WaH!

[@harryennis601]

We didn't name it the Troubles tho 😂

[@lukko6117]

Wait till you get a car bomb outside your damn house!

[@hysterical5408]

I wish we had an Ice Cream War, hell of a lot more fun compared to car bombs and shit.

[@blackquagmire5205]

hey man dont blame ireland now, bully northern ireland for that one

[@austinjackson7103]

Are Scots orcs?

[@kyleshuler2929]

"One of the darkest days in Scottish justice." What justice?

[@Super-Sheepy]

When you say you were overcharged for a 99, you sure it was ice-cream?

[@CallanElliott]

I don't think I've ever had a 99 that costs 99... I don't want to think about it now that I think about it.

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

99: the number of years the driver would have gotten in prison if he was found selling it to ya.

[@beeft999]

99s were 99p until i was like 8 years old and then they increased to £1.50

[@Super-Sheepy]

@@beeft999 yep and 1p sweets were actually 1p lol

[@pyromen321]

Your new(?) ring light around your lens makes you look like you’re possessed by the corrupted spirit of some chap who died in 1945

[@fgjfjdfghjsfghjsfj]

He had a staring contest with hypnofrog..and won

[@skyrocketautomotive670]

"AM HAVEN A BAG THANK!" Might be one of the funniest things any Scotsman has ever said. Beautiful 🤣

[@ScoutOW2]

- Uses icecream trucks to be discreet - Destroys everyone elses making it obvious why.

[@FestusOmega]

Oi, you got a license to question your government, mate?

[@aeinzalot]

*You got a permit for that oxygen you’re breathin’ there, pally?*

[@ToddlerAnnihilator666]

lmao learn grammar, its oi, yar got a loiscense to question yar goeverment

[@annamay8858]

pongi chan oi ya got a permit for that licence for your right to question the government

[@Tickerchicken]

No one has that license, the government don’t allow it

[@holasenoir8605]

@@Tickerchicken no

[@Neo2266.]

a dude escapes from prison 3 times and he tries to go back to the corrupted government and speak the truth... mate this man sees too much good in the world

[@Runswithfoot]

not a matter of seeing to much good but a hope somebody will notice and save him, or live a life on the run.

[@NODnuke45]

I was thinking if anything in the fucking world could prove his innocence the fact that he planted himself firmly in the royal family's front yard despite having escaped their governments custody would show he had something to prove, and they still didn't pardon him.

[@MatthewNJDavis]

I sure hope the falsely accused men were compensated with the pensions of the police who co-ordinated the attack on them.

[@sron-adharcach950]

Honduras and El Salvador: We had a war over football! Scotland: Hold my ice cream.

[@Antoniusan]

Scotland criminals: Ice cream?! *violence*

[@heavymachete6235]

sweet innocent thing that everyone loves: *exists* mafia: its free real estate

[@litfurher4206]

That's how mafia work

[@JimmehRulez]

@@litfurher4206 ok

[@aheccinlemon6879]

Reminds me of that one episode of the boondocks

[@HeilRay]

Mexican cartel : Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN! Also buy a taco truck straight cash.

[@ellenesse1]

My man with the memes

[@666andthensome]

...and then these fine officers went on to investigate hate speech crimes in Scotland... 😂

[@necr0danc3r29]

They seem very well versed in fabricating crimes that don't exist

[@SEEYAIAYE]

Oi mate, got a license for that offensive Tweet?

[@stephencampbell9099]

Two of the police that done the fitting up actually committed suicide. One gassed himself in his car. Can’t remember what the other scumbag did.

[@Assimandeli]

@@stephencampbell9099 Good riddance.

[@tjgsasquatch2308]

wonder if this is what inspired the missions in older GTA games where you sold drugs in Cherry Popper ice cream trucks

[@bennlewis6763]

I was thinking the exact same, I do love them missions in vice city

[@CancerGaming56]

Rockstar is a Scottish company, so it would make sense if it was used as inspiration.

[@assassinonprozac]

@@CancerGaming56 Rockstar North/DMA Design Limited is a Scottish company Rockstar Games is an American company. (Rockstar North are the ones who make the game though.) They most likely did use it for inspiration but the board meeting about the new side mission was probably pretty awkward.

[@dankruptcy2800]

as soon as I heard Glasgow, I immediately knew some shit went down

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Seems to have that sort of rep

[@b0leg23]

"So... sir, what is your occupation?" "I'm a convicted van smasher."

[@laurencebetteridge8633]

Ms. Mommy Countess Dankula , in the most respectable way possible, would get it

[@MorganHunter92]

Ass to mouth?

[@mathphysicsnerd]

You say that, but what if her accent is thicker than Kim Kardashian?

[@GoyBenius_0901]

@@cranekraken24 Based brapfag.

[@mutinyontheark]

I would take her out for a nice seafood dinner, have a wonderful evening, and never call her again

[@averagedude9378]

She did

[@toddhitchens6272]

This just shows 100% if you want truth, jurors must be held accountable in some way and Judges even more.

[@alexkoziel3461]

Absolute mad lads Ned Kelly: Australian Arthur Morgan

[@robertl6196]

So did the crooked cops and prosecutor go to prison? Nah.

[@stephencampbell9099]

No but a few officers did commit suicide when the truth came out. Most of the CID will be old word dead now.

[@chibi-chibi97]

Hi Mr Icecream man, one cone of smack please

[@Drewster195]

And dont forget the flake

[@yumgum5145]

I'll have some bubble gum sauce aswell pal.

[@novatortuosi7677]

£99? Its called a 99 because its 99p mate

[@Polaris589]

I'm starting to think that the police aren't completely trust worthy.

[@mkvector9539]

Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal be like: Nobody messes with my van, I'll have their heads as hood ornaments and their hands as window dice. And their bodies tossed in the freezer.

[@maximusmawle2904]

* video quality improves * Community: What did it cost? Dank: My audio

[@squabbbb]

...IMPROVES!? he's fuckin radiating!

[@rileywags]

Maximoose 2005 the audio is way better lmao

[@proudtitanicdenier4300]

@@rileywags Are you deaf??

[@Shaun_Jones]

Earnest E. Evans, the man who had his clothes blown off by enemy fire and kept commanding his ship butt naked.

[@peterbanderas8184]

He also did it with a shattered arm and while standing in plain view of the enemy on the fan tail of his ship.

[@Dredan143]

I love how the biggest take away from this video is that Dank has a hot mom

[@berkkarsi]

1:34 I laughed at that Ice Cream rant more than I should 😂

[@bab916]

do one on "the great toyota war" A war between Chad and Libya between 1983-1987

[@JudgeNicodemus]

Bump this shizz

[@mattgill8248]

Hell yea thatd be a gr8 mad lads. We've yet to cover full on wars yet

[@JeremyScout]

Chad vs Virgins

[@gangiskhan6948]

DEVEN Da FREAK 1 massive chad destroyed a virgin Libya

[@nickthomas7844]

Even today, the only time I hear an ice cream van around Glasgow is about ten at night. Big Thinks indeed

[@Bzorlan]

@yourjoking Right that's a big brain play

[@onerandomboi5246]

To grow bucky

[@midgetman4206]

@yourjoking Right that's actually somewhat smart

[@simonpeter5032]

He apologized for being a child. I’m amazed Scotland doesn’t claim you as a national treasure. Edit: And he shoutouts his mother. This is a supreme gentleman. Edit2: You couldn’t imagine the seasoned criminals actually don’t mind going back to jail... So wholesome ..

[@Vinegaryhippo]

His eyes look dope with his light reflecting perfectly on his pupils 😂

[@areguycole7336]

Oh yay, a video on the ice cream wars *watches a video on the corruption of Scotland's law enforcement*

[@lukedeakin7124]

You must be new

[@tetchedDesert0]

And it hasn’t changed since. Dankula can tell you all about that.

[@toxicity4818]

"That's mah mum" Idk why but I laughed my ass off at this for a few minutes. That's a neat fact tho

[@realhxq]

toxicity , who’s that cutie , oh! 😅

[@andrewb8698]

Most wholesome danklore ever.

[@Saibotan]

How does Dankula only have 1 million subs, man is single handedly teaching me history decades of teachers have failed to. All the while being interesting and fun to listen to, love ya Dankula!

[@Alex-pc1hw]

Dank over here looking like a borderlands character.

[@WolfJett]

Can’t be much better than “Convicted Nazi-pug sympathizer” Lol

[@cambs0181]

Going to find that Comfort and Joy looks like a good film.

[@jacktheripper7735]

"See her? That's mah mum" your accent is probably my favorite part about your videos the content is second only to that.

[@OhBombii]

When you’re still whiter than Dankula In over exposed lighting.

[@BoleDaPole]

He looks more red than white

[@PoohhNani]

Lmaooo. Definitely me

[@warpspeeddontrainbowreadme9179]

I said it once and say it again: By now im pretty sure Scotland is some sort of free-for-all sandbox rpg

[@FishbedFive]

>terrorists bomb airport and promptly get beat to hell while a terrorist is on fire hyped on morphine

[@Joe-oi6eh]

😆

[@Gyaruwitch4011]

LMAO

[@DimitriTacoEater]

I see where Rockstar games got their idea from...

[@LimaFX]

Vice city anyone ? GTA

[@JayG666]

Mr. Whoopee ! I loved the jingle, still do.

[@mkvector9539]

GTA 2 also had icecream trucks.

[@combatcactus6892]

@@mkvector9539 boomer game

[@themermazingunicorn5882]

My hubby lived on the other side of the scheme in Ruchazie when this happened, my mil says she remembers hearing allsorts of commotion and then hearing what had happened with the fire, I've heard many war story's over a cup a tea and a joint with my mother in law about growing up in Glasgow, honestly she could write a fucking novel, she was a teenager in the 60s going to the dancing and the barras, and she told me once she thinks she had a close call with bible John after a night at the barras! Fuck knows if that's true but I could listen to her story's all day long! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Lopfff]

The name of my new band: Convicted Van Smashers

[@poyoloco6501]

sounds like a decent 80's punk band name

[@samt3412]

Yeah, CVS is my favorite band

[@FourOf92000]

4:21 there's something about low-budget '80s films' cinematography that I just fucking love, never could place it tho

[@Mike-oxlong1029]

The smile and pause gets me every time

[@redmaleficarum7546]

Bro the light is brighter than my future

[@devonthomas303]

Way brighter

[@vladtepes2667]

The light it burns say can you spare a fellow soem blood its killing me to be out here.

[@ciangraham6099]

Not hard to be fair

[@amiller112]

So is darkness XD

[@Gumyumb]

Damb the vid must be really fucking bright. Fuck you I'm making it positive

[@moodydolphin7325]

Bro wtf, Joseph Steel? what are we dealing with modern Bolsheviks?

[@sasukekuniski1959]

??????????

[@moodydolphin7325]

@@sasukekuniski1959 bruh YOU DONT KNOW BOLSHEVIKS?

[@thedolorousnomad7495]

Joesph Stalin (Man of Steel)

[@Dajudge06]

Well getting wanted levels in grand theft auto vice city doing ice cream can missions make sense now.

[@spanglelime]

24:07 At this exact moment, a shittonne of emergency sirens just went by outside my house. They know what kind of child you were and they’ve come to arrest you for making an ice cream van driver count out a handful of 1 and 2ps in exchange for a lemon ice lolly 😂

[@GherkinGarboi]

This honestly seems like a perfect concept for Sweet Tooth in Twisted Metal.

[@Noperare]

Loved that he used an image of Sweet Tooth truck on the left monitor

[@ACcool2970]

Do a absolute mad lad video on pedro rodrigues filho, *The Serial Killer Killer*

[@kennethleo4471]

Well that was an interesting read, the guy is like a real life Red Hood.

[@mysteriom1341]

Pedrinho Matador

[@LucasMartins-dy6no]

vai ser foda

[@bigballahswag8839]

You mean The "Serial "Serial Killer" Killer"

[@kennethleo4471]

@@eastsideresident5814 Red Hood, DC Anti-Hero. Former robin who got beaten to death by the Joker with a crowbar before getting revived. His basic motto is, "There's bad, then there's worse." He goes out killing criminals and takes over their enterprises with a few moral changes, such as taking over a drug cartel by beheading all of the lieutenants and adding the rule of, "no selling to kids."

[@taxidrivercarl6074]

Haha I'm in Lancashire and my ice cream man in the 90s sold weed and cheap foreign baccy too. It meant that the pliky-plonky music of the ice cream van was a delight to hear, long into my teenage years 🍦👍

[@voicelessscooby]

Me when the teacher looks at me during the test. 20:44

[@str8904]

Area of expertise: *Convicted Van Smasher*

[@oldschool8077]

Literally 'Twisted Metal' on the streets of Scotland.

[@whome5933]

TM 2 w/ Sweet tooth

[@tillyt4054]

Thanks for this , I’d heard of the Ice Cream war but never really knew what it was all about

[@sanamsingh3297]

This series is an amazing binge, thanks for the great content my man

[@flavio9536]

Jesus christ you are the Mad lad for using that brightness. Tune it down m8. Cheers.

[@conagherdenson2194]

@@CatNerfer3000 I WAS THINKING THAT

[@HSAC.WDTK.DTKT.LFO.]

Dat ring light in da eyes!

[@J-SH06]

Would you like to see him by candle light?

[@exzyyd392]

Holy shit, I'm from south England and now live in the north and we were NEVER told about any of this despite doing about 2 years in school covering 'Crime and Punishment' Wouldn't want to teach kids the police might be wrong

[@TheMunch97]

Hydraxion Voltage I covered a lot of cases where the police were suspected of changing evidence whilst studying law in the U.K. There’s literally millions of cases they can’t cover every single one

[@demonvictim]

Or enjoying a absolute shit show

[@bagelboy-yt877]

@@TheMunch97 So thats an excuse to manipulate evidence and suspects.

[@Tenrytheone]

What a beautiful duwang

[@sheddinator]

@@Tenrytheone chew

[@justaperson6555]

It's called a 99 because of the address of the shop the inventor owned which was ('99' Portobello High Street.)

[@plucktwang]

Amazing. Haven’t looked into this for myself but what an amazing story. Will definitely be looking into this one.

[@kenny187ful]

"Convicted van smasher"

[@irishbear8383]

People: Count Dankula: I need to be brightly

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

nobody: count: *GONNA STRAIGHT UP BURN MY EYES OUT LADS*

[@aeinzalot]

* insert dead spongebob meme here *

[@BridishBuffoon]

The rest of the U.K in the 80s: *at war with an oppressive Argentinian regime* Scotland: i c e c r e m e

[@woden_the_wanderer]

I think the Scots guards, Welsh Guard, the Royal Ghurka Rifles, Marines and the Paras fought together showing how much better the UK is together

[@BridishBuffoon]

Woden The Wanderer Agreed

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

U.S. in the 80s: War on crack, AIDS being a huge problem, blaming and the attacking the LGBTQ community. Scotland: Ice cream bruv

[@dansfilms7901]

We didnt start the fire, the door was burning since the cream was freezing

[@dr.sweetlove7859]

Mad Lad: Lachhiman Gurung- Gurkha soldier during WW2 that held off 200+ Imperial Japanese soldiers with one arm cause the other got blown to hell from a grenade.

[@ThatGuyRBY]

Should do a big 30 minuter on the Gurkhas in general.

[@GorillaBorg]

Dude's only complaint was the flies bothering his stump.

[@GoyBenius_0901]

@@GorillaBorg Based.

[@gilgosseyn6602]

holy crap it's Countess Momula!!!

[@numbnuts375]

She's fucking hot

[@JessZomb]

@@numbnuts375 See I thought you we were joking... you were not

[@jaysin8969]

Mumula*

[@miss-nomer]

Countess Mumula was cute. WTF happened with her son?

[@kennethleo4471]

@@miss-nomer He became a fat fuck.

[@BigBangAttack-mt6pz]

I genuinely love this series

[@LuvboneX]

Thats typical when you have some corruption going on. its obvious that someone involved in the ice cream truck drug business had connections to law enforcement.

[@gamermcgameface5470]

Your dad did well, your mom is a looker. He must of won her over with a pringles can of his own.

[@imchipjames]

Snack size or?

[@alphacentauri34]

@@imchipjames fun size 🤙

[@vladtepes2667]

Most decdents that i have seen are weak they lack what made their ancestors strong but as for Dankula his lineage has maintened thier strength. But thats enough of my ranting now if you dont mind me am gonna raid a blood drive ill see you in Abosulte Vlad lads.

[@imchipjames]

@@vladtepes2667 wot. I mean i can't argue the contrary but... how'd you get there from pringles can?

[@vladtepes2667]

@@imchipjames As a mad lad my brain is an enigma say do you enjoy a good impaling? My favorite part has to be the screm mixed with th agnoizing fear on their face as the blood piters and patters down. Sorry am rnating again please forgive me.

[@chrisweidner4768]

"I hereby formally apologise." I echo. "That's my mum." A good lad indeed.

[@noobboii420]

1:19- this melted my heart.

[@speedfingers1234]

LOL We use to take our bikes and block the road in front and behind the ice cream truck and tell him to give us ice cream and he can leave. This worked three times until he followed us home and told on us. When our parents found out, we got beat for trying to scam someone without working for it, but then we got pizza and movies that night as a reward for our organizational skills. Good times!

[@torachan23]

*Count Dankula walking to the court room with a handful of coins* Which censorship law can I break for this?

[@GokantheHusky]

LOL

[@ScipioXII]

Anyone remember that mission in GTA vice city to blow up the cherry ice cream trucks? I see where they got their inspiration from.

[@rallokkcaz]

OMMBoy well Rockstar is originally from the UK so it makes sense haha.

[@DetectiveBrisket]

@@rallokkcaz Scotland too I believe

[@cheesegaming5155]

@@DetectiveBrisket no we were celts we got invaded and took over then the UK was founded some time along It's something like that

[@cheesegaming5155]

I'm fucking stupid shoot me

[@jayive34]

I don't remember that one, but I remember driving one to sell drugs.

[@pete8420]

2:02 when you're thread fills up with memes from reddit

[@TheYgds]

I remember this going on in Macon Georgia in the US. I stayed sometimes in a rather mid-low grade apartment facility. At around 3:00 a.m. or so the ice cream truck would drive by and wake me up with its music. It was quite a common thing for them to sell ice-cream during the day and crack at night. Hilarious to know that it went on in Scotland.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Only in Scotland could they turn innocent ice cream vans into a drugs ring. Dank's mother is quite the fitty I must say. Also, I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only kid who gave the ice cream van man copper change. And yes, it's a rip-off and a joke that 99s are £2.50. You might as well start calling them 250s... Great video as always Dank!

[@NuclearFallout1]

When i was young i dont even remember taking money to the van just a plastic bag full of glass cheques.

[@antimattercarp2720]

All the time in the US do they make ice cream trucks sling drugs.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

@@antimattercarp2720 My parents used to live in New York and they thought the same thing. As there were ice cream vans driving round at 2-4 in the morning. They were aware that kids would be asleep at that time. So they joked about the drugs being in the ice cream. If only they knew how close to the truth they were...

[@rasputin7633]

@@NuclearFallout1 Master P has a song called "The ice cream man". Drug dealers the world over use ice cream trucks.

[@danconrad920]

Never played GTA Vice City have you

[@Ringworm1281]

Turn the screen upside down , and look at his mouth/piercings.

[@junkiejackflash]

Why did you notice this and why have you forced this discovery on to me

[@PoohhNani]

Hahahaha oh my god! It cant be unseen now. I'll forever see that creatures face

[@dr.spycrab4089]

Hehehehehe

[@djpandup]

Massively underrated comment ;D

[@ReD_2022]

I'm dying!

[@weeddude2333]

My first thought when that man stopped stalking was "and ice cream"

[@DirtyZ914]

I don't think I can ever get tired of the mad lads videos.

[@synonymous1079]

Markus' mom has got it goin' on

[@jesusskelly7632]

Markus can't you see, you're just not the memer for me

[@ottovonbismarck7094]

Witold pilecki as the next mad lad. The Polish man that volunteered to become a prisoner at auschwitz.

[@ferrumcaedum9782]

Inmate in hell or a hero prison

[@BoleDaPole]

Was his family there or something or was he just crazy

[@ottovonbismarck7094]

@@BoleDaPole He wanted to serve his nation

[@Tronathon242]

He also served during the Warsaw Uprising in '44 and survived. He did ALL of that only to get executed by his own nation which was headed by an Auschwitz survivor.

[@pokemongo-py6yq]

Nintendo Station 1 He was spying. He formed a resistance in the prison and later escaped and told the polish resistance. But the information he gave was so horrific that he wasn’t believed.

[@seanknot]

if this guy was out before the internet he would be a beloved lefty cult hero. How a few years changes things.

[@ColinsEagleEyeView]

"Wit can aget fur this?" Took me right back tae ma childhood dank.