actually good greentexts

[@tylerwilson5769]

>be me >human >live >do things >die

[@Bupboy]

So true, it's almost poetic

[@darkmatter9643]

He’s literally me

[@GAMERTHEODOR420]

>be me >need to pee badly >go to toilet >pee >wake up >ohshitohfuck.jpeg

[@tylerwilson5769]

@@GAMERTHEODOR420 >be me >barely awake >mind has not adjusted to reality >deluded and unadjusted mind >mind tells me to pee myself >does >wakes up from the conscious but dreamlike state >#^!*.jpg

[@GAMERTHEODOR420]

@@tylerwilson5769 >be me >dreaming >about to kiss a girl >right before I kiss her wake up >cry >fml.jpg

[@NeonBobert]

bro that runescape one is diabolical. destroying a 2 year old runescape account and then leaving your friend after your friend had just lost his mom is wild

[@kat07122]

nefarious, even

[@NeonBobert]

@@kat07122 quite dubious

[@nahfr.]

What the hell was the point 😅

[@kat07122]

@@nahfr. profit

[@Vinemaple]

I'm hoping it was just satire. I remember the days when kids went around stealing each other's accounts like that, Runescape actually put a "security dungeon" in the game to teach kids account security, it got so bad. The point was, kids would shamelessly steal their friends' passwords, and everyone was doing it, back when Runescape was new or fairly new. From the outside it looked like some sort of mania.

[@cheeseburgerfee8323]

2:15 - is transfem - has a computer sciences degree yup that checks out

[@zartexkrontaculys1097]

W family response, and I do agree 100% should have come out sooner, before any degree was gotten that is

[@awesomesauce-kg9xn]

Every IT guy has a furry pfp so that makes sense

[@RandomGal_]

⁠@@zartexkrontaculys1097 one day you will think about that comment you wrote and cringe really hard

[@Nemless6661]

@@zartexkrontaculys1097 dude you have a furry pfp your family would also disown you if they saw what you were doing lol

[@Mpkki]

​@LowQualityPillow I think it's more of a bronie or something(whatever they're called)? Never got any further into that other than their name and surface level of what they're into, so pardon for my surface level understanding.

[@amberfox9543]

Uhm if the father didn’t hesitate to punch op in the face, it’s no wonder op was so quick to punch his sister in the face

[@AeyakS]

Maybe, but that's not something to go unpunished. Sounds like the younger sibling was absolutely young enough to be solved in another way without excessive violence for her age.

[@sussusamogus4714]

​@@AeyakSI think you missed their point. Op of that story is clearly being raised in a casually violent household, and the father is the culprit

[@awesomestyles]

5:49 Maybe when that father dies, it can be written on his tombstone, "So long, and thanks for all the fish.".

[@retinazer7652]

perhaps “SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE”

[@thebronywiking]

42

[@CiphersVII]

LMFAO

[@Classic_Tomfoolery]

Yo that's a nice reference

[@graeme2418]

@awesomestyles Maybe even have the wake at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe?

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Here before the storm knocks out my power UPDATE: I survived.

[@KuiperbeltPluto]

Good luck

[@calahs]

😂😂😂

[@hydration_enthusiast]

good luck indeed

[@Rowen_elliott]

Real

[@peckneckanimations]

Stay safe dude I live in a state that has tornados a lot this type of year so I understand the dangers

[@ActionYakPolice]

nothing pisses me off like teachers who use their position to power trip and/or refuse to ever admit they were wrong about anything. you're supposed to be the adult in the situation, grow up

[@derflerp538]

Dropping out of high school saved me from another two years of stunted development thanks to shit like that. I had some good teachers, but the profession certainly doesn't attract them often.

[@DavidVanVlerah]

Brother, have you seen adults lately?

[@Vampire_Bat-]

The worst part is when they get mad and say you’re “disrespecting“ them

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@Vampire_Bat- Yeah, it's funny. My parents drilled it into my head that I absolutely must respect everybody! A wonderful lesson, but they left one person out when they gave me that advice. They forgot to tell me to respect myself, and I became everyone's doormat. Love yourself, anyone reading this, and respect others based on their actions. You aren't perfect, but good lord, nobody is. Peace

[@hedgergd]

@@Vampire_Bat-one time i legit had a teacher who got mad and said i was disrespecting her cause i couldnt read what she was writing.

[@TheDiplococcus]

"With every dying breath I have" Dude, I'm pretty sure you only get to have one of those.

[@feha92]

Nah, you get one each time you have a moment where you are dying inside.

[@roadtoplatbutimbad4738]

​@@feha92That would be quite a few

[@wtflol3657]

17:36 If I studied this hard and still flunked not because I failed but because my teacher arbitrarily decided I'm not going to pass, I'd immediately go to the school board and give them two options: either that teacher gets his ass fired, or there'll be a media circus.

[@turner15]

That one left me extra confused because they used “professor”, which implies they’re paying thousands of dollars for college if they don’t have a scholarship. Is it legal for a paid service that certifies you (not sure if that’s the correct terminology but you know what I mean) if you meet it’s qualifications to _not_ certify you if meet it’s qualifications if it’s reasons for doing so are groundless? Like the professor admitted their reasons were groundless.

[@charliehedrick6414]

Professor, you do realize It's only you and I in this classroom, right? Maybe you want to rethink your answer before an accident occurs?

[@danbrew2487]

Getting 100% on tests given by a teacher that didn't like me was proof of cheating.

[@dubstepilluminati1823]

my grades were considered optional at best in language arts, in math my teacher gave me high school level papers, in science i was put in the back of the class even though i couldnt see far, in navajo class we were all told to speak navajo even though my speech impediment was told to the teacher earlier in that year, principle approved a retention notice for me when i corrected the teacher on a spelling of a word, in computer class i had the most outdated computer that was forgotten in the storage, in pe we had to run a half mile around the school campus but i was told because i was taller than the other students i had to do a full mile even tho i had asthma, during lunch theyd always run out of metal trays so i had to eat from the plastic trays they use for school events, now that i think about it nobody liked me at the school was it because i didnt change how i talked to people from how i talk at home (family are a sarcastic bunch) or because my dad that stepped up was bros with the navajo nation president

[@SunnyDmanjan]

@@dubstepilluminati1823holy crap u were treated sub-human did u ever do anything against them? Also what grade r u in?

[@seerai-42]

17:00 "is rowling a hack or am i missing something here?" couldnt have hit the nail harder on the head than that lmao, she is

[@tomc.5704]

Excellent characters, adventure, and writing a world that feels magical -- I wouldn't call her a bad author by any means. ...but damn, that line in the first book about wizards not having an ounce of logic feels like lampshading looking back. Did she know her plot points wouldn't hold up, and tried to excuse it? Because if that was an intentional worldbuilding choice to cover for her weaknesses that's actually really clever. Or I'm reading too much into it, that line only existed for the purpose of the one drinking cup puzzle, and she just couldn't write a logically consistent story to save her life.

[@marcog.verbruggen674]

I'm portuguese and i read the books as a kid, translated. Extremely fun reads and the emotional beats she hit were so good as a growing kid/teenager, plus somehow she managed to be one of the few examples of a person with hateful ideas NOT leaking them into their writing, somehow. Later in life I grabbed the books in the original english and was pleasantly surprised at the prose as well - a lot of her style was lost in translation so my original experience was of a much dryer, standard writing style. But yeah, even when i was still making my way through the series the first time around i remember thinking "some of this stuff makes no gods damned sense" towards the end. Shame shes so compelled to retroactively make her own work worse (thank you rowling i really needed to know that wizards just shat themselves on the go until like a few decades ago or whatever). Not to mention all of the nasty shit she says just souring the whole memory for me..

[@edwardsimpson119]

"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" really got me. 😂

[@Midwinter_Snow]

Reminds me of a time when I was a student a guy on crutches was indirectly threatening to rob me after I told him I had no money to spare and I just said ok, walked away and ignored him calling after me to only process what actually happened like 30 minutes later on the bus. Like 10 years later and im still confused at how a guy who's struggling to stay upright threatens to rob somebody who's casually walking away already.

[@ThePieOfTheUnknown]

>be me >still has chemistry ptsd >reads thumbnail >"rats are ions?? how the hell did they un-ionize themselves???"

[@consumingkazoos]

rations? more like rat unions

[@Cl-2048]

petition to rename anions to rations

[@thatnautilus2118]

@@Cl-2048 I hope they don't get chased by the cations ^ ^

[@thundrr1929]

3:55 No fucking shot, it's a fucking "cover yourself in oil and fly in the rain" meme.

[@rudysmith1445]

Why is this comment not higher up? That shit was funny as FUCK!

[@runningthemeta5570]

The story with the person that saw the eclipse with their welder father is the type of relationship I wish I had with my father. Too bad that’s never gonna happen.

[@darkstarr984]

Taxes suck… except for when they’re actually used to pay for services that benefit all members of the governed community, either directly (like roads) or indirectly (like schools).

[@kiiturii]

without taxes society would mostly not function. I think people mostly just wish they had more control over what their taxes were used for

[@iclynnx]

Yeah, I'd rather pay some money to the goverment which goes to hospitals and schools, rather than lose out on free / almost free healthcare, for example (in the country of Sweden). As much as it sucks to come from an economically unfortunate family.

[@hmnhntr]

​@@kiituriiAgreed. We tried no forced taxes with the Articles of Confederation. It didn't work; those with the money didn't pay enough voluntary taxes to sustain things. Among other problems.

[@Mentallyheld]

@@kiiturii most of the tax money goes to millionares or the military, they never get anything done in the US with them other than just keep them

[@daneverharen1694]

People don’t actually hate taxes, they hate the way their taxes are being spent

[@Champion_Kiki]

This is If r/wholesomememes and r/greentexts collided (kinda)

[@AverageJoeMama]

This is r/greentext yeah

[@a.random.cat.22]

"wholesome memes" the runescape one:

[@Champion_Kiki]

@@a.random.cat.22 that’s why I included the word “mostly”

[@a.random.cat.22]

@@Champion_Kiki ik lol its just that the runescape guy was a complete maniac

[@TheProtogenBoi8902]

> be me > emkay uploaded > “honey, emkay uploaded a new video!”

[@Creature_of_god]

> "realize honey doesn't exist" > *Mega sadge*

[@allanodin512]

>depression.jpg

[@MoronvilleUK]

>"What?" >Sad.jpg

[@allanodin512]

>horse walks in

[@AWizardAndaMouse3432]

>I don’t like where this is going.

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

18:05 Thats straight up illegal, and if it isn’t, it should be. File a lawsuit.

[@ukraineme96]

Bring the exam to the dean.

[@BluKilla7]

7:09 An art school dropout who is a "natural leader" I think we all see where this is going

[@jan_Eten]

=(

[@tygical]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@DerangedPacman]

coincidence? i say NEIN!

[@spencerdykes4590]

0:07 speaking of brothers. My brother for my entire thought that I was annoying even though I never bother him, one time I even confronted him about this and you know what he said he said “ idk”.

[@dubstepilluminati1823]

i voiced my frustration about being left in the dark about important things and woke up on the porch in a puddle of blood a black eye and a broken nose

​@@dubstepilluminati1823wait, what?!

[@dubstepilluminati1823]

what

[@TheActualRealDrPepper]

Average brother behaviour

[@DavidVanVlerah]

Hmm. The kid punched his sister, and his father decided that was unacceptable behavior, so he punched him. Hmm. Yes. Yes, makes perfect sense. 🙄

[@THY_LEMON_LORD]

well he hit someone so he should know what it feels like

[@DavidVanVlerah]

@@THY_LEMON_LORD I guarantee you he knows what it feels like.

[@xxforeskin_gamerxx4395]

Punching your sister for doing fornite dances makes you an asshole, getting punched for punching your sister for doing fortnite dances is just karma.

[@DerangedPacman]

@@xxforeskin_gamerxx4395 replying to a comment makes you a replier, somebody replying to your reply is just fate

[@DerangedPacman]

@@xxforeskin_gamerxx4395 also, karma is a passive force it being enacted from somebody MAKING IT happen is just an event that happens afterwards the correct term would be self served "justice" but its a bit too uncommonly used so i understand why you would say karma instead

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

11:58 >be me >autistic >deltarune fan >see susie >think anon's talking about kris >he/him dot mp3 >about to make comment about kris's pronouns canonically being they/them >realize this event never happened in game >later realize that short kid and little hispanic kid are two different characters mfw

[@mrmissingno10]

Same lol

[@EMan-xj5cz]

So real

[@joliealbury6936]

To be fair, that story totally does sound like something Susie would do.

[@Xx_Obsidian_Tears_xX]

and then the next pic being kris

[@DerangedPacman]

well susie does shove kris into a locker, just not INTO a locker

[@spacesharkwriter6554]

20:13 Tf2 meet the spy music kicks in as he turns to the girl and realizes in horror

[@Grimmmmy-boy]

*YOU’VE SEEN WHAT SHES DONE TO OUR COLLEAGUES*

[@Lumiirac]

The firetruck greentext was so wholesome ❤🥺

[@michaelsearcy587]

-Be me, like 2013-14 -Finally got a new 3ds -got grounded for random reason -was told I wouldn’t get it back until it’s out of style -10 years later, not being sold anymore -asked if I could get it back -was told she lost it a while ago -never got to play it again

[@Bupboy]

That sucks man, there's always emulation if you feel you missed out on some cool games (which you did)

[@tacticabbage]

0 views 2 comments. This is a message, I shall consume fluids.

[@LegitChemist]

sigma gaming

[@AJOlaks]

were the fluids good?

[@nonexistentsquare2092]

@@AJOlaksit seems we may never know 😔

[@Sulferlines]

Being interviewed by a cop for asking for permission to display your own father in a knights armor is the dumbest thing possible when it comes from a country where you can get a PERMIT TO OWN AND SHOOT ANTI TANK WEAPONS.

[@JamesTDG]

17:33 the trick is simple, if you're the executor of his estate, then it is your job to handle his body. You're gonna unfortunately need to do a lot of the hard work, like serial killer grade butcher shit to get the skeleton. I will not elaborate further as I already have the FBI on my ass enough as-is with my frequent visits to the bay.

[@IronPikachu724]

5:46 - The mentioning of autism gives me an idea. I need to get a thought process of bringing a frozen fish when visiting my sister once we both achieve adulthood and maybe a stable life if I'm going to afford all these frozen fish. Better to plan a thing to do to benefit my autism somehow in the future, and this might be a funnt gag to do with my sister, just to be funny and maybe piss her off (depending on what happens in the future that is), it is what I got to do as her older brother.

[@whifle1445]

7:34 How tf did that teacher get hired 😭💀 Bro thinks he's still the bully 💀💀🙏

[@AmyraCarter]

> be me Nope. You'll never be me.

[@joshuahunt3032]

11:27 I think not only did OP on this post improve “short kid”’s life, but I’m starting to wonder if she accidentally awakened something in him, as it were…

[@Kermit_E_Frog]

14:58 This was such a spot on description and amazing voice imitation I love it 😂😂

[@MixaCatPM]

The best green texts are the ones used together with green screen

[@rtyasUniverse]

>be me >gets a friend after a year of being alone >feel happy >they call your hair greasy everyday > betrayed by them multiple times >want to go to a secondary school but goes to a different secondary school just to get away from them > they dont even go to said school >cry > rinse and repeat yes, majority of this happened 2 times to me

[@DavidVanVlerah]

You'll get there. I knew my best friend for two years before we even realized we were compatible. And I was 35. Friendships are rare, but lasting, quality ones usually come along. Be patient. When you meet someone you really vibe with, it's pretty magical. Peace.

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Very fun fact for you: On the podcast God Awful Movies and the wider universe of other podcasts under the umbrella of Puzzle In A Thunderstorm LLC, that accent you did of vaguely eastern European Boris and Natasha cold war foolery was officially named "The Communist Accent" by cohost and frequent user Eli Bosnick.

[@thomas.thomas]

"his face when he realizes its his old buddies house" i wonder what face that was

[@haroldp.sadwood1181]

O face

[@Happy_Koopa_boi]

>Be me >around 2015 >Playing at neighbors >accidentally stepped on ground bee nest >get stung around 40-50 times >ambulance called

[@eeaaf]

More content to bingewatch. Never gets old

[@KolMan2000]

6:44 kinda can go both ways. Somebody that you feel is that out of your league is being that genuinely supportive of you. Chances are though that they aren’t really that out of your league and they just have different things that they like about you than what you think they should. And maybe they’re just trying to hype you up on your insecurities. If you’re not rich and they’re not being a gold-digger or demanding a ton out of you, then it’s likely just that they genuinely love and care about you and want you to be happy with yourself

[@krover2120]

7:40 usually this type of teacher put C in your report card because they give grades based on their feelings/mood

[@floorman7076]

15:20 You could say Anon is being critical *ba dum crash*

[@zenny7479]

This was such a good video. So many twists and turns from good to bad, and my favorite narrator was here to read it to us. Life is good.

[@ebreshea1337]

I always enjoy seeing damien on here

[@SJrad]

14:32 AN is a 24 year old man presenting to the emergency room . A blood test reveals that he has pistachemia

[@19Ouroboros96]

"pistach" refering to pistachios and "emia" meaning presence in blood. Pistachio presence in blood.

[@JamesTDG]

8:58 I don't know his actual hours, but in theory he should be making $3,680 per month, with my math being the following: $23/hr * 8 hrs (standard 9-5) * ~20 days of work per month. I'm currently watching this video as a preview tab on my phone so I can't do very much verification of my math

[@seanweb9051]

850+1000+400 per month is 2250 a month in expenses. At 23/hour, this means 98 hours a month to pay expenses. Which is just over 12 8 hour days of work per month. This guy could work only 2 weeks a month and be fine.

[@GermanFFreddy]

21:50 bro, reject humanity, EMBRACE MONKE! OOYOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOAHAHAHAAH!!!!

[@ziry6]

19:44 I wish I could hear this story for the first time again

[@mychannelisoverrated4262]

-be me -die for no reason me lowkey sad now, not happy

[@jort93z]

9:12, honestly, if you play jenga with a rule that you need to pull out blocks you've touched, you are just playing russian roulette with extra steps.

[@CameronBarkel-ng8df]

Damien! Good to see you man, it’s been while since I’ve last seen you on the EmKay channel.

[@ZME-957]

>hates KZbin ads. >click on shorts >click back off. >ad gone.

[@katlyn8924]

16:59 I'm pretty sure he was hauled off to Azkaban without a trial, so even if he said something, no one cared to listen to or believe him. i also am aware I am a nerd. 😂

[@Dylanisgay911]

8:27 He's a teenager! He obviously put drugs, guns and rap music in that hot dog!

[@R0DBS]

oh no he’s onto us

[@mysticzebra5421]

My mom's friend came over a few days ago to install a ceiling fan and I was so shook. He sounded just like you. It was really weird.

[@Bupboy]

That's probably cuz it was Damien who installed your ceiling fan

[@Gogoseit]

that last one made me cackle, bro KNEW what he wanted

[@asmodahlia]

Charlie is a perfect example of "is not what you do, it's how you do it". I love watching his commentary on anything because he can make anything entertaining.

[@walnzell9328]

17:59 Good luck affording a lawyer to sue his ass when you have student debt!

[@prehistoricblob783]

10:25 made me giggle so hard i swiped my 9 mcdonalds chickin nuggies on the floor (i hadn't opened the box so they were all safe 👍)

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

2:25 Are we not gonna talk about the irony here?

What irony?

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

The Harry Potter meme for the transfem post

[@doofs]

i was really down a minute ago, i really needed this. thanks man.

[@lemao2222]

…I don’t know what is worse: lacking scruples enough to blackmail your teacher, or doing that for a fricking PS5…

[@sad-o-lantern7825]

There are muscle girl appreciation groups and nobody told me?

[@hybridstoatdragon]

0:42. When I get into an argument. What USUALLY messes the mood up is someone mis says something then says 'i didnt mean it that way' and then everyone bursts out laughing at eachother and everybody calms down.

[@SomeGuyNamedDezecra]

12:01 that really is just susie ngl

[@tzarg]

4:51 this is definitely the craziest copium ever, haw haw haw chuckle

[@Fiftyseven575seven]

>Be me >Look at YT notifications >HOLY CRAP EMKAY UPLOAD

[@redchan_ebooks]

>be me >watching new Emkay video >sees greentext comment >I chuckle >I like comment life is good bros

[@Fiftyseven575seven]

@@redchan_ebooks >be me >sees positive reply to comment >biggoofysmile.png >likes reply I love life

[@RashplayzX3]

0:55 THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!

[@OpposingFork]

That so fany 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonolivier9126]

Are we capable of attaining further elevation

[@LuisMercadoorg]

6:26 so, this time it’s appropriate: the videogames were really the friends we make along the way.

[@palmberry5576]

Lmao, thought that one was about to turn gay halfway through

[@astronomical_numbers]

i genuinely smiled at most of these tbh

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

2:15 - is transfem - has a computer sciences degree also 70% of the IT space in USA.

[@drgamenstein3032]

"Sounds like your teacher was out to get you" Holy shit i felt this line in my soul. Same shit happened to me, but math. I failed 7th and 8th grade math, even though i never submitted a wrong answer. The reason? Well, as the teacher told my dad, who has a phd. in physics and designs jets, "it doesn't matter if the answer is right, it only matters that he does it my way." I took summer school twice, never repeated a year, and my dad took me to lunch every day during those summers.

[@-aid4084]

9:00 he would need to work for at least 98 hours to break even, 100 to be safe but if you had a 9-5 job you'd be working about 160 hours in a month. So it's still managable, but you still need to hit that 100 hour mark to stay positive income. Crazy.

[@GingerCoderShaman]

18:02 at that point, you talk to someone higher up, and get the support of another science teacher too if your answers are correct.

[@LemonCookies]

5:32 at his funeral. he can say.... so long, and thanks for all the fish.

[@mage1439]

I want to read that story about 2 rabbits becoming friends.

[@hyperbola0]

13:13 I had a guy just like that when i was throwing trucks at fedex. Bro rolls in stoned off his ass, finishes trucks in like 45 minutes, and every time he'd slowly walk back onto the dock and do a tarzan yell you could hear from halfway across the warehouse. love ya OG hope ur doin well.

[@quarterpounderwithcheese3178]

the moist crit impression killed me

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

The best greentext story for me will always be the story of The Kid That Liked Wario A Bit Too Much. Watch a narration of it if you haven’t.

[@uuuuhhhh4253]

The teen with the hot dog was baked according to and knew what true hunger is and knowing he can get another one gave bro the dog

[@endarus6053]

7:26 okay something like this happened to me when i was in kindergarten. I had recently gone on vacation to Hawaii with my family and learned about the state fish, the Trigger fish but the native name is humuhumunukunukuapua’a. Later, after vacation, i went to school and there was a teacher and i dont remember the exact context but they showed like a powerpoint presentation of a trigger fish, so i tell the teacher that its called a humuhumunukunukuapua’a, and the teacher decided, instead of looking it up to see if i was telling the truth, said that what i said was ridiculous and a lie and i shouldnt make up words even though my innocent child brain _knew for a fact that it was true._ so i did what any small immature child does and cried about being called a liar. My mom chewed out the teacher for making me cry. Also, somewhat unrelated story, my sister had a teacher that slammed a plastic pencil box on her hand in the middle of class, making her bleed and that particular teacher was fired.

[@VoltageTripwire]

I'm sorry, but that "Seinfeld on Nickelodeon" interaction had me in stitches. Just something so simple yet so... fucking hilarious.

[@DSFARGEG00]

Most brother fights are resolved with a bit of a fistfight, then pizza, in my experience.

[@TimExplosion]

Let’s hope the Hot Dog Man doesn’t see this

[@triggeredcheese5318]

that teacher was spouting some gobbelydegook edit: i fucking love that trans story of the dude blowing his homie

[@samliveshere88]

4:54 he played memes and gamecube when I saw him last year our boy is back

[@clowaroundtown]

The "thanks Luigi" got me lol

[@pablon333]

11:25 im 99% sure there is at least one anime with this premise

[@PhDwarf]

The Minecraft one was really sweet, W mom

[@maurya077]

The censor for the word 'shit' at 0:08 had me rolling on the floor

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

13:40 I think the guy was Terry Crews' long lost clone.

[@personwholovesailorm]

17:00 the deeper you dive into the weeds the less likely you are to come out whole again

[@Nova-v4e]

0:56 ... you made it to work in WHAT?

[@Anarqism]

13:17 jacked black

[@IamOmegon]

HURRICANE BROTHERRRRRRRRRR Genuinely get so hyped whenever I find out anyone is a fellow Floridian

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

the treadmill one is comedy gold

[@Suhgurim]

I needed this today

[@TNT9000and1]

The RuneScape kid was literally Greg Heffley

[@michaeldougherty2807]

2:06 Lexi?