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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

If artillery doesn't solve your problems, you're simply not using enough of it.

[@CT-1035]

Or your not using it right

[@Rawkit_Surgeon]

@@CT-1035 Nonsense! That problem could also be solved by more explosive ordinance throwers.

[@BlueFlameFoxX]

God bless our troops, courage and honor!

[@techstuff9198]

What if the problem is "we need artillery and don't have it"?

[@BlueFlameFoxX]

@@techstuff9198 Take your enemies weapons and use them against them

[@Maddog3060]

On that day, the xenos learned to fear three words: "Fire for effect!"

[@ChrissieBear]

And even the allies of humanity learned to dread the words "Danger close!".

[@JeanLucCaptain]

or alternately DEAR GRID COORDINATES

[@vincezockt127]

@@JeanLucCaptain *TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*

[@ThatManitobaGuy]

Is it a war crime to "Shake & Bake" a xeno position?

[@JaxMerrick]

​@@ThatManitobaGuy "It's never a war crime the first time."

[@johnowen9349]

Too far to help, close enough to tax... yeah, that sounds about right for a government bureaucracy.

[@Nathual]

Bullet: Dear So and SO Grenade: To whom it Concerns Artillery: Dear Grid Coordinates

[@MsMacintosh]

@@halonut96 so what's a nuke?

[@halonut96]

@@MsMacintoshpresidential speech: My fellow Americans

[@AlexSDU]

@@MsMacintosh Public post in Facebook?

[@yourfriendlygiantknightofd3277]

Flash Grenades: Hello There

[@sethgilcrist8088]

@@yourfriendlygiantknightofd3277 Flash grenades. Dear optics

[@mrpizzacat8273]

Intelligence has always been important in warefare, but artillery gives that importance a giant fucking gun.

[@egeht-hp1qb]

true

[@cgi2002]

Aye. Having the ability to blow stuff up is good, having the knowledge of what you should be blowing up is good, having both however, now that's truly great. Should warn however having a big gun and nothing you need to blow up, if often not good. Artillery crews are prone to finding targets of opportunity when bored.

[@crocidile90]

@@cgi2002 Just like when cavalry bois get bored and start stealing stuff from each other. My friend finished his time as a cav scout and his company managed to steal a M103 heavy tank from another company because they were bored.

[@cgi2002]

@@crocidile90 that's the military in general, they operate on the rule of "mine", depending on the department/division they just tend towards borrowing larger objects. Hell I'm quite sure that's how special forces units get all their heavy equipment, they use the logic of "well no one was using it, and we wanted one, so we took that one" and when asked were it is later the usual answer is "denied to the enemy" (aka blown up). Knew a lad who while in the army acquired for his unit over the space of 3 deployments 2 MRAP's, a humvee, a pallet of blue paint (that one still confuses me), and on several occasions some fire support from a US artillery fire base in the form of a training exercise. What makes this more impressive is he's British and that was all "acquired" from the Americans, they weren't even on the same base.

[@nuru666]

@@crocidile90 I love bored soldier stories like that, my uncle (CWO. RCAF. Ret.) has stories about messing with American soldiers and sailors with his buddies during training exorcises and international deployments, completely harmless pranks but none the less messing with the Americans. And a lot of drinking west West German soldiers!

[@Merry11Christmas]

"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon Bonaparte

[@Azurath100]

By all measures, he is a war God so it makes sense.

[@Maddog3060]

The Franco-Prussian War bore that out.

[@chrisb9143]

Check the atmosphere with the 155mm, then switch to the much more effective 155cm canons

[@Amoth_oth_ras_shash]

@@chrisb9143 of course... if hardware cant range read or sample environment before hand or during attack , 'poke' first and observe the reaction.. then clench the fist to deliver a proper blow ^^

[@chrisb9143]

@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash if you go cheap on the sensors you can bring more shells

[@jackaubrey8614]

More please! Much more... Only infantry can TAKE ground. But only artillery can RE-ARRANGE it....:)

[@Preaplanes]

Airpower and demo teams say hi

[@The_Viscount]

I seem to recall a story from a veteran of a US Battleship. It might have been USS Washington? Or was it Massachusetts? Not the important bit. Anyway, they were in foreign waters in the Med and saw an island about the size of their own warship. It wasn't an island so much as just a hunk of rock jutting from the sea. Confirming it was uninhabited by floatplane, the captain ordered crew to battle stations and had his gunners use the island for target practice. By the time they were done, nothing remained above the water. The captain then ordered an invoice be written up for payment to the nation who owned the rock. The requisition form noted that they were paying the foreign government for the opportunity to hone their "Landscaping skills." The veteran joked that the gunners were in the de-landscaping business.

[@imperiousrex128]

@@The_Viscount Didn't the USS New Jersey nose up to a hostile island in the Vietnam War, told them hostiles to get off, and once they did, opened fire with the news headline the next day being "The New Jersey sinks an island!"?

[@mr.k4918]

"we may not win the battle but we shall change the geography"

[@gmailquinn]

@@imperiousrex128 yes

[@thebackwardsgamer8063]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger unless it's artillery. artillery always wins

[@skepticalmagos_101]

Laughs in Vietcong tunnels & Tali caves.

[@robertstoneking7916]

@@skepticalmagos_101 we just needed to authorize use of the M65.

[@JeanLucCaptain]

The first Human soldier, and odd bipedel being with a long snout... wearing some kind of long coat, killed a Fleen WITH A TRENCH SHOVEL. He then made happy gasmask sounds as the artillery shells began to fall.

[@Sephiroth36977]

TF2 Meet the Pyro.

[@NikkiTheOtter]

@@Sephiroth36977 yes but given context, this one is more likely a member of the Death Corps of Kreig.

[@platinumchromee3191]

Krieg bois at work,nothing special.

[@JeanLucCaptain]

@@NikkiTheOtter FUR KAISER UND IMPERIUM!!!

[@Heegaherger]

@@NikkiTheOtter I got to "long snout" and began to suspect, the trench shovel clinched it - the human was a Kreigsman.

[@loganb7059]

I feel like a soldier on the ground wouldn’t be commentating on politics. It’d probably be more “they’re too chickenshit to show up to a proper fight.” Humans are space orcs, after all. And all orcs know, you never let down a perfectly good opportunity for a proper scrap.

[@goldnightcatreyes1704]

You see, and that quoted comment there, is the reason why we space orcs.

[@redman7775]

I think these Osenti folks are much more peaceable than we are. Where one of us would be saying what you said, as we are used to violence, the Osenti would be thinking about the political aspect, as they are not primarily fighters.

[@alexitrinune1460]

Expected: Howitzers HFY: *ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT AUTHORIZED*

[@Attaxalotl]

⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[@Snapdragon0112]

“Why would you help us. All we have to offer you is our planets petroleum deposits” *smiles in 37 mm”

[@redman7775]

(Fortunate Son begins to play)

[@jrlstables]

105s ftw!😈

[@vincezockt127]

​@jrlstables 120's are fun to have much Bigger boom capability

[@Shelorygod]

Well 155 feels more comforting

[@eruantien9932]

'Though my guards may sleep and my ships may lay at anchor, our foes know full well that big guns never tire'.

[@shikatsu]

*Alexa cue the 1812 overture by Tchaikovsky *

[@DrBobcf]

Until they get the music ready, this will do just fine. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKHalWeiodN9frc

[@Sephiroth36977]

Them: Tchaikovsky no! Tchaikovsky always YES!

[@Wastelandman7000]

ROFLOL!!!

[@dantreadwell7421]

"Ortillery command here. . ." ODST anyone? And of course the motto of Strategic Air Command. Peace through superior firepower.

[@ashleycroydon9743]

Happy deathkorps noises

[@rogerbeckner6419]

Ex- SAC trained killer, here. Actual quote is: "Peace Is Our Profession". Usually informally tacked on at the end is: "War Is Just A Hobby". 😆😁⚡☢

[@dantreadwell7421]

@rogerbeckner6419 now I wish I knew where, because I have seen both in seemingly rather official looking places. Of course, one of those may have been Dr. Strangelove. . . Hmm, after some brief searching, beyond a few mentions of an episode of Star Trek Next Gen, that phrase does not seem to be linked to much of anything. This is vexing to me.

[@rogerbeckner6419]

@@dantreadwell7421 It is the official motto of the Strategic Air Command.

[@dantreadwell7421]

@rogerbeckner6419 sorry, I now see how rather unclear my response was. I was aware of "Peace is our Profession", it was the superior firepower one I found scant reference to, and was what my comment was pertaining to.

[@owenhammond1880]

To some we are Angels. Others the devil. Hopefully you're on the right side of that ear ringing whistle.

[@hanzzel6086]

If you heard it, it wasn't meant for you

[@Nicolaus95]

As a former cannon cocker, I absolutely LOVE stories about the King of Battle. Love your channel, dude 👍🏼

[@julonkrutor4649]

How was that saying again??? ... Ahh, yes, something like this "We do not know friend or enemy, only targets!"

[@aj_the_infamous1013]

@@julonkrutor4649 remember artillery is address "to whom that may concern"

[@johncochran8497]

Artillery is the King of Battle. But Infantry is the Queen of Battle. And she tells the King when and where to F*ck.

[@changeling6450]

I like the idea of the humans being inspiring for other alien species, and wich way is better than fireworks!!!! Great story and vid

[@SlashDragonX]

I know right? I love how many of these HFY stories are out there. Maybe someone should make a playlist for the different types? Inspirational HFY, vengeance HFY, first contact HFY, and maybe xeno awe HFY are some that come to mind off hand.

[@JeanLucCaptain]

humans entered the war, PLAYING THE 1812 OVERTURE lol.

[@Xidification]

From a former Marine (yes yes crayon jokes haha) being yelled at to "Clickety click, WITH ENERGY" deserves a thumbs up, just on it's own! Subscribed😊

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

7:57 Pursuit predator; hairless skin lets us perspire like a water bottle in the sun, wicking away body heat and allowing our muscles to jog for hours on end; we'd literally exhaust our quadrapedal prey to near death, then walk up and stab it. Needless to say, military training has further improved on these abilities.

[@sethgilcrist8088]

And your going to do it carrying a 100lbs of crap with you

[@r.connor9280]

And Binocular vision for range sighting alongside a cockamamie throwing arm to pelt things with rocks at funny angles

[@levantdiggerus3473]

Michael Myers was a grunt.

[@markfergerson2145]

Yep. Sounds like the aliens we helped are what we'd call a prey species, pooped after a brief run, prone to fear and running from threats. The alien commander thinks they can change what they are, even if only bit by bit. Earth animals like deer etc. can do that but only under some circumstances. Frex never let a male deer think you're threatening his harem unless you're armed and even then be careful. Their version of Basic Training might require drugs or hormones to get them in that mindset.

[@narutohuntmendemon6354]

"When a good man goes to war the devil runs" Dr Who

[@jamielonsdale3018]

To those trying to imagine artillery, may I present to you the humble firework. Containing on average an ounce of fairly cheap explosives, you can feel one in your chest if they explode overhead. The bigger ones containing half a pound of explosives feel like you've been thumped in the chest. Well... Us Terrans have made much more powerful explosives. And some of our artillery shells weigh _twenty_ times more than I do. *_An entire city of Osenti faint en-masse as the Sergeant's speech is played in the capital_*

[@Stookinator]

alien: Hey, we are losing in that area over there pretty hard, can we get some backup please? human: Uh yeah, just retreat, dont want friendly fire! alien: wait what? human: Just trust me bro alien: ok . . . human : *gravity powered bombs of death noises* alien: bruh

[@robertschumacher2707]

'Though my guards may sleep, and my ships lay at anchor, my foes know well that big guns never tire.'

[@dmaxcustom]

If you understand gravity, shouldn't you also understand that things fall harder when you shoot them up? Artillery should be a very basic thing in the universe.

[@sillerbarly4927]

Now I can only hear " The caissons go rolling along"

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo Humans bring the HEAVY ARTILLERY! Yeah, then we'll retake your planets, and then kick their butts....

[@Denterify2]

When the humans play Prussias glory on planetary volume.

[@halonut96]

Something I think would be absolutely hilarious is if you take warhammers space marines concept and insert them into a story like this where they literally just rip the enemy aliens limb from limb with their bare hands and cut through tanks with axes or plasma swords, the look of absolute sheer terror on the friendlies faces, makes me chuckle just thinking about it

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

Or Starship Troopers (the book version), giant metal gorillas dropping from the skies while firing preliminary salvos of tactical nukes at the advancing enemy forces, then going on the bounce through the battlefield with guns blazing.

[@robertstoneking7916]

@@CordovanSplotchVT and the talking bomb from the skinny raid. I'm a thirty second bomb I'm a thirty second bomb 29 28 .

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

@@robertstoneking7916 ah, a fellow reader.

[@redman7775]

Yes, and the second the enemy is dead, the Marines immediately genocide the "friendlies"

[@kerbalairforce8802]

Go read Deathworlders

[@exudeku]

Remember that Artillery are always the king of the battlefield, from Napoleon to even today in a certain war in the North East.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Humans will help in war, just be careful what you ask for. We might just bring our toys out to play and play a form of Battleship where the enemy is the "hidden" force. We will also release our learned mastery of trench warfare if need be.

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

They did use trench warfare in this before the humans showed up

[@chrisdufresne9359]

@@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 But, did they have a war based around said warfare that drastically altered their military training? When trench warfare is involved, humans can fall back on a bloody war that reshaped militaries for decades after.

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

@@chrisdufresne9359 probably not the good aliens. Not sure about the others though because they seemed to be winning this trench warfare with ther war machines (Tanks?)

[@chrisdufresne9359]

@@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 That's why I brought up our history of trench warfare. I'm guessing that the friendly xenos were way more peaceful than their invading neighbors. I just want to see the enemy xenos run into the human tank forces of this time frame.

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

@@chrisdufresne9359 imagining a modern day tank absolutely obliterating a WW1 tank is very hilarious. Do you know of any stories that are cros between WW1 and sci fi because I find those very entertaining

[@ThunderChief666]

"All hail the Kings of Battle! The mighty artillery!"

[@jacebralor71]

A bullet may have an individual name on it, while a grenade is simply addressed 'to whom it may concern.' Artillery, on the other hand, says "Dear Grid Co-ordinates."

[@alucard96FB]

Artillery is more like "Public Anounsment from high speakers"

[@xanmontes8715]

Nukes be like "My fellow americans..."

[@graetestfanever1]

Tanks clear the ground. Infantry take the ground. Artillery remakes the ground.

[@fire_front1449]

"All hail the God of the Battlefield, our radio calls as prayer, shelling our enemies with mighty fury, striking fear in all who hear your roar, thy name is Artillery." -Derived from Youjo Senki/The Saga of Tanya the Evil Vol. 1

[@levantdiggerus3473]

‘Do these humans never get tired?’ Us civvies do. Sometimes.

[@malikevans634]

It always hits different when the aliens themselves get inspired.

[@sirariusritter4250]

"Someone called for an earthshaker?"

[@havoc3742]

"SHATTER THEIR SKY!"

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Lieutenant, do you see that bunch of enemies? Yea? Well I don't want to anymore Sir yes sir! *Sounds of inordinate artillery based violence commence*

[@YEAHKINDAGAMES]

To lack resolve is to lack the one true necessity of war.

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S., hehe ... This story could have easily been called "Terrans make a friend, the terran way" :)

[@TotesNotAPerson]

Ww1 style warfare, no problem! artillery! If that doesn’t work u didn’t use enough either use more or use bigger

[@shayminthedoctor9663]

"Those shells are about to get a lot bigger" They what

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Osenti troops be like: they *what?*

[@TheMadmanAndre]

Bullets have names written on them. Grenades are for whom it may concern. Artillery is thus: "Dear grid coordinates."

[@fegaline638]

Am I first comment? if so for my first of first comments I want to say, BOOOM! Boom Boom goes the big Guns!! Boom Boom! also thank you for reading these stories I am vary much enjoying them and I hope you continue to make them in the Future:)

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you are enjoying the content

[@erushi5503]

"What Doesnt Kill You Makes You Stronger But Artillery, Artillery Will Definitely Kill You" -A Certain Anonymous Marine

[@mergixedef3723]

My fellow Member States and lesser Delegates, we have been on the receiving end of Humanities help for far to long, and though it meant asking for help yet again.....we did. We asked that they trained us, our best, our brightest, our strongest and fastest. We asked them to build us a Military, and they did, without question nor hesitation. They thought it for defense of our worlds, nay, we did this to fight With them, shoulder to shoulder and share their burden that They took upon themselves as a response to the injustices We suffered. Now we can hold our heads high again We can help Them, they wont stop fighting and now Never shall we. We are sworn to help Humanity till they extinguish the threats to our collective safety, as they say, Forever and Ever, Amen.

[@michaellewis3226]

Artillery, king of battle.

[@ZR-cj2fm]

As an American- we like to call this "Freedom through Firepower

[@mpcrauzer]

Some words: "PRAISE THE EMPEROR, ACTION" and "SHATTER THEIR SKIES"

[@captainsinclair7954]

Humanity in this instance decided Accuracy by Volume against the enemy tanks/war engines

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author

[@williambarnes5023]

Bullets: "Dear Selected Enemy Combatant" Grenade: "To Whom It May Concern" Artillery: "WE'RE CALLING ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY"

[@filanfyretracker]

Artillery is your absolutely best friend as a soldier, As long as its your side firing it.

[@specterusarmy3983]

There's nothing a grunt loves more than artillery his own of course

[@cop91919]

"Massive guns, Always get the job done."...Love it lol

[@ChaosLierLen]

For the rhythm that is algo, and the illery that is art!

[@peterwall8191]

Nice stories both, though irrational, they were fun.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Humans? Rational? That’s funny

[@adrenjones9301]

Dumb as hell, but i love them. Nature is all about Might makes Right. And any Civilisation that forgets that is never going to make it.

[@gbaladik]

Default tactic: Interplanetary Bombardment

[@yomogami4561]

i always enjoy stories like this one

[@hydrogenone6866]

*Bring On The Planetary Bombard!*

[@scottclark3761]

War is part of humanity's nature. We have to MAKE peace.

[@nickschaefer9320]

Holy cow aggro your intro goes too hard!

[@archer_of_azure]

Naaaahhhhhhhhhh

[@Jerokhna]

The author used my character name!!! Jerokhna or Jero for short.

[@seannordeen5019]

I heard a military historian say about WWII, if you can't do combined arms right, at least use a lot of artillery.

[@firestorm165]

Those who doubt the effectiveness of artillery should look at the battle of Long Tan

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@____________838]

What do you think, Rangers, or Forward Observers?

[@randykittelson2456]

I'd say rangers. Although they probably have an embedded FO. Can't beat the precision of a true artist.

[@alexandrecharles5941]

"Happy krieger noises" aka "baillonnete mounting noises"

[@techristopher8077]

Another excellent job.

[@paulgreen2416]

Reminds me of something a Frenchman said regarding identify combatants during WW2. He said 'if unsure of what forces we happened upon we would shoot over their heads and await their response. If their response was heavy machine gun fire it was the Germans. If we received precise rifle fire it was the British. But if we got silence for 10 minutes and then were obliterated by artillery it's the Americans' 😅

[@kirkjones9639]

Without Artillery, a firefight is merely, a brawl.

[@duanesamuelson2256]

The actual quote is "Artillery lends dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl" A bit archaic since it's been around for a couple hundred years. I'm sure there was one Roman or another who expressed similar sentiments (ballistics, onagers, etc were the FA of their day)

[@kirkjones9639]

@@duanesamuelson2256 Mors Irrumat Omnia, was a pretty common saying of the Roman legions. Well thats according to Tacitus, and Seneca, so a bit of Salt may be required.

[@duanesamuelson2256]

Artillery lends dignity to what otherwise would be a vulgar brawl.

[@bendover9813]

Inspiring xenos to do what we do

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

POV: You're trying to enter Nellis Air Force Base Circa. 2150.

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

*Sounds of inordinate artillery based violence*

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@NightCelica]

Fire for effect!

[@einyv]

Is there a part three? I want to see the humans take it to the flen core world

[@jaywulf]

Combined arms FTW

[@olebloom1641]

Wait until they need to call in danger close.

[@Wastelandman7000]

There is no problem that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

[@captaincalvinist8328]

Just remember the artillery is the “King of Battle”

[@Googleistheantichrist]

I think the only thing that would be a problem would be the difference between gravity and planet atmosphere

[@kevincaruthers5412]

Repeat, Repeat, Repeat!

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

a bullet has your name on it a grenade says "to whom it may concern" Artillery says "Dear Grid Co-ordinates" Maxim 69: sometimes rank is a function of firepower

[@mill2712]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3Wyl4SJoZ2WbZY Here's another HFY story on artillery if you're all interested.

[@ufoe20011]

For da skwerl For da rythm that is algo For the attack catipillars

[@SoshoKozadokaGojiraChargedUp]

Lieutenant, do you see that bunch of enemies? Yea? Well I don't want to anymore Sir yes sir! *Sounds of inordinate artillery based violence commence*

[@bradj9772]

Why does the intro art look like one of the patlabor movies?

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@marethyu7593]

All Hail The King

[@quinnhasse9170]

The flen aren’t the only thing that will be feeling and fearing our artillery: we hate bullies and criminals😈

[@elfeater1760]

From the Algorithm11!

[@MurderPierrot]

What were they fightin? Pleghm? Sounds icky 😅

[@collinfulling3223]

LET US SING YOU THE SONG OF OUR PEOPLE

[@Attaxalotl]

“God is on the side with the best artillery” -Napoleon Bonaparte

[@portmoneul]

USS Wiscounsin : adda boy

[@angrydragonslayer]

stonks

[@inquisitorwalmarius6650]

for once used properly. Respect.

[@angrydragonslayer]

@@inquisitorwalmarius6650 ain't't neat, right?

[@ismaeljimenez6562]

Ah human weaponry, it's been the same concept of how can I throw a rock faster and harder and can I do the same thing with a boulder

[@xanmontes8715]

Bullet: "Dear So 'n So" Grenade: "To whom it may concern." Artillery: "What's up guys, it's ya boi, BangMcBangbang."

[@kashkara_8943]

Heavy Metal is incoming