They legit said” hey god sucks and the humans got a sweet place wanna run off?”
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
true nuff
@theacegamingdemon69833 жыл бұрын
HELL IS DARK SOULS. I MEAN COME ON. Infinite realm of monsters that tries to kill you, when you die you wake up rested, have to make or find and improve your own tools to get anything done. Either that, or it's basically hard mode modded minecraft.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
could be
@Warrior-Of-Virtue3 жыл бұрын
That actually makes sense. Your fate is to keep fighting Eldritch horrors until you lose faith and become one of them or to spend centuries as a literal human torch to supposedly give the rest of the world relative peace.
@gloop36213 жыл бұрын
Terraria be like:
@renewalacumen17703 жыл бұрын
@@gloop3621 First Fractal be like?
@dysgenicsubhuman31783 жыл бұрын
"How to survive in Hell" a Creepypasta similar to this one, perspective of a human who escaped back to earth to write it.
@stalwartteakettlepotato98793 жыл бұрын
Dasiesy and the doom slayer is one of my favourite fan crossovers
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
you will enjoy the next issue of the first 40k words then , its called Doom Guy Isekai
@stalwartteakettlepotato98793 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril thanks of the heads up.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
@@stalwartteakettlepotato9879 A pleasure
@davedave89863 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril fucking hell yeah that will b awesome and this story fills me with pride as a human
@adamglover69483 жыл бұрын
For the god damned Algorithm.
@kyriss123 жыл бұрын
Not a reddit HFY but still something you might want to look into reading is the online series Salivation War by Frank Underwood. First part hell invades earth, earth invades back, second part, earth drops a nuke on heaven.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
i will look into it but i would need author approval before i do much else
@theacegamingdemon69833 жыл бұрын
all i can think of reading this is the line "hell is a place, and places can be conquered" while imagining the entrance of the demons is them arriving in the middle of a battlefield and every human on the field simply looks at each other, shrugs, and turns their weapons on the demons as someone starts playing the doom soundtrack.
@Elyseon Жыл бұрын
A pity the author abandoned the series after some idiot started distributing a compilation in PDF with his permission, killing any chances of it getting published in the future.
@whowhat45733 жыл бұрын
Guess I'll have to come up with new retirement plans. Algorithm be pleased,
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@StarSong9362 жыл бұрын
I had made plans to go to Hell with my mom the year she died. Sadly, we did not get to do that. I went with my little brother and his wife. So, we went to Hell's kitchen, Tbe Screams Ice Cream Parlor, an d the Dam Site Inn. Hell is a very small place, and is worth visiting so long as you don't expect too much.
@TheJMPD4 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention the Sulphur Hot Springs Spa.
@StarSong9364 ай бұрын
@@TheJMPD I was there 10 years ago. Maybe they are adding that? I didn't see it on the web site or Facebook page.
@Elyseon Жыл бұрын
"They're keeping the succubi around, aren't they?"
@TheJMPD8 ай бұрын
What about the incubi? Girls want to have fun too!
@MrSuperbeast923 жыл бұрын
They call him, DOOM SLAYER!!!! xD
@redraptorx10662 жыл бұрын
when you name your king "DooM".
@dragonsdensurvival51703 жыл бұрын
Great read as always, keep up the great work... P.S: For The Algorithm! All Hail It's Name!
@kencarlson28553 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@logankuhlman70542 жыл бұрын
Rip and tear till it's done
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@StarSong9362 жыл бұрын
Just saying - You can not conquer hell without destroying the thing you wish to study.
@macpurdy2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator.
@additiveartificer93652 жыл бұрын
Ooof coarse they keep Seccubus
@thenthson3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@theonetodefyall2383 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
Kept Going
@alexs58143 жыл бұрын
hihihi^^ that was a nice read! thank you for that.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@ragnorockcookie28683 жыл бұрын
To be fair these is what I would do if i went to hell
@derekstein61933 жыл бұрын
After all, what else is there to do? Screaming unceasing in agony and terror would get pretty boring after the first century. There are no board, card, or video games, and the food probably sucks; hell is just begging for humanity to conquer it, merely out of boredom and spite.
@ragnorockcookie28683 жыл бұрын
@@derekstein6193 yup
@ragnorockcookie28683 жыл бұрын
@@derekstein6193 also wasn't there a game where you're supposed to survive in hell and build a society
@derekstein61933 жыл бұрын
@@ragnorockcookie2868 The only game I can recall off the top of my head that comes close is Afterlife, but in that PC game you are basically playing SimCity but with Hell and Heaven simultaneously; providing various rewards for the virtuous and poetic (and sometimes funny) punishments for the wicked.
@brianmeadows1137 Жыл бұрын
I'd start a a Bar, I've been thirsty as Hell before, so I reckon I know make booze of of anything.
@colinmasterson6663 жыл бұрын
10:30 Those are my Men and Woman of Culture right there!
@jasonbull6560 Жыл бұрын
2nd story, Are we the baddies?
@jaimehuizar67272 жыл бұрын
I really want to see a sequal
@asandrewsilvaw3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@renaissancepress247 Жыл бұрын
A bit too sacrilegious
@M4gl4d3 жыл бұрын
"The most abusive of the gods" Yeah, sure. This was clearly written by someone lacking in traditional education, as the greek, norse and roman gods are way, waaaaaaaaay worse. How about poor Medusa, priestess of the goddess of beauty? She was so beautiful that everyone agreed she was more beautiful than her goddess, but the other gods thought it was totally on purpose and just congratulated Aphrodite, making her even more pissed off. Finally, Poseidon RAPES Medusa in Aphrodite's main temple, and then... I imagine that when poor Medusa, tears running down her face, freshly raped, clothes torn, sore and bruised, saw her goddess appear and thought 'my goddess has come to save me!', not for a moment expecting her goddess would say "How dare you have sex in my temple! As punishment, I will turn you into a monster!" I can only imagine Medusa going "wut?" Most abusive of the gods, indeed. Pffft
@matejlieskovsky96253 жыл бұрын
I ascribe it to the tendency to think your own boss is the worst. It makes sense for two disgruntled angels to thing that Yahwe is the biggest jerk around.
@richardseaton15703 жыл бұрын
I'm the dude who wrote that one. 1. It wasn't Aphrodite. It was Athena, who by many accounts blessed Medusa with no longer being a target of male/godly predation, but also the ability to defend herself with a glance from literally anything. Athena, the Goddess of wisdom and battle strategy, knowing that she couldn't do anything to Poseidon, gave out a punishment, that seemed a fitting act by a god, that while being solely on Medusa, empowered her, protected her, and effectively only punished Poseidon, who loved her for her beauty (now turned hideous), all in a way that to all but the most observant , looked like just another angry deity moment so as to not cause a scene. 2. Besides, all those Pantheons had gods that you exchanged favours with. You didn't love them, you bargained with them. The whole concept of saying "My god is good and perfect and the source of everything good in the world" was an Abrahamic thing, which, if the text was written by a god, would make them severely egotistic. 3. Old testament Yaweh is a colossally childish egomaniacal sadist of the highest order, with practically no morals or anything resembling goodness. Looking at the old Bible objectively, the god in that takes incredible delight in psychological torture and manipulation, sadism, demanding ridiculous things from everyone, even those that had never heard of it, and basically validates it all by saying "Watch your puny mortal mouth, human, and just do as I tell you like a good little sheep. I'm literally god," gets up in face "Gotta problem with it? Huh?" and the other dude just goes "No." and goes back to blindly following orders. While by many accounts, Lucifer is actually a pretty good guy, who punishes people who do bad things (to the best of his ability), encourages people to enjoy life and all its aspects, live for yourself, have self pride, and believing that if god tortures this dude and takes everything from him, he'll be upset. 4. I wrote that entire thing in half an hour at two in the morning, fueled by sleep deprivation, reading a scifi HFY about hellwalking humanity, and the vague recollection of reading hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. I had entirely forgotten I wrote it the next day, only to be reminded by AgroSquerril when they asked if I was all good with them narrating it. 5. It's all made up fiction anyway. Who cares if you got some aspect of whatever wrong. Maybe the dude who wrote the original mythos just got it wrong in his accounts?
@SC-zq6cu3 жыл бұрын
I forgot the other pantheon that had a god/gods that literally killed all of every land life on earth except two pairs of each.
@manwithonesub83603 жыл бұрын
Actually, you're wrong. Medusa was originally a monster. It was later updated because a Greek guy wrote a fanfic in favour of Madusa.
@donanthebarbarian51773 жыл бұрын
I believe you missed the part where the angels said that all other human religions had gods who weren't so hypocritically abusive. The other religions including Greek, Norse, Egyptian, and so on had gods that never claimed to be perfect beings. They were a******s but they never claimed they weren't.
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
First for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
76th, 1 July 2023
@FedralBI3 жыл бұрын
F.T.A
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
F.T.A
@paulsherman7802 Жыл бұрын
I don't like or watch this format. Don't hear so good.
@hdcandela56973 жыл бұрын
Christ is the only one true G-d and Salvation. Love Him. Firstly and most importantly, Repent, even if only simply to please G-d that made you,. As a matter of love, bring a smile to Him.
@julesmasseffectmusic Жыл бұрын
Sky daddy told you to not act pious to not claim righteousness. Your sky daddy will burn your forever for refusing his demands of how to show fealty