Jacob’s head looks like a bottle of elmer’s glue with that hat on. Respectfully.
@thatsit50493 ай бұрын
Every time I ask my dad a question he asks ai before he answers, he is ai now
@lilygone663 ай бұрын
Dear god... new nightmare unlocked
@kranglethecheeselord26023 ай бұрын
This is terrifying. Ai is like the looming husband to your dads trad wife
@Andreaa_-_3 ай бұрын
My dad wants to take a post work course for a master in AI and I'm desperately trying to convince him not to.
@Thatpsycho-11103 ай бұрын
@@kranglethecheeselord2602 you. Are. Taking. This. To seriously
@shifts-in-light3 ай бұрын
sorry for your loss
@TobsterWobbles3 ай бұрын
With Jacob and Hank Green both touring this year, 2024 has been a great year for cancer based stand-up comedy
@sofiamonaholzer20402 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@KatPadmore2 ай бұрын
Rhod Gilbert here in the UK too
@lmk19753 ай бұрын
i was the one at this show who went WOOOOOOOOOOO when jacob said he HAD brain cancer and i hope i didn’t make him think i was GLAD he had cancer but i would like to say as a fellow cancer queen his shows are top tier comedy 🤌
@astrogirllo3 ай бұрын
i’m not scared of AI taking my job cause i work with children, honestly i’d love to see how that would work. i think the kids would break it
@eriebe47383 ай бұрын
Dude- kids should do all the beta tests for AI.
@astrogirllo2 ай бұрын
@@r0b0t_ they love fnaf
@nonolahere13532 ай бұрын
yeah same, except i work with animals.
@GamerSisters2 ай бұрын
Oh we've seen it already and it caused the suicide of a kid
@SydneySortsItOut2 ай бұрын
Kids believe everything, so it would probably just tell them that there actually is a monster under their bed, and that 2+2=0.
@knofear88593 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Jerry Seinfeld didn't just date a teenager when he was almost 40, he MARRIED her! That's right, Jerry Seinfeld married a girl he started dating when she was a minor and he had been able to legally drink for longer than she'd been alive! Hilarious!
@just.call.me.kat_3 ай бұрын
Hilarious?!?!
@kreissthekeeper2 ай бұрын
@@just.call.me.kat_ it's sarcasm
@just.call.me.kat_2 ай бұрын
@@kreissthekeeper i know, i was tryna riff
@conanskrow3 ай бұрын
he might just be the sharpest tool in the shed 🤷🏻♀️
@enzo_gabriel39643 ай бұрын
🫏
@RenIsHereAgain3 ай бұрын
The sponsor transition was crazy 😭😭
@ccherry.berryy3 ай бұрын
I did not need to see that so image of many teeth unprompted before I was about to sleep- if I ever get sleep paralysis, that’s my demon right there
@jonnnnniej2 ай бұрын
I'm about to sleep too and that part of the AI people laughing messed me up! That shit is so freaking creepy! I hope I missed the many teeth image. That sounds absolutely horrible too
@jacktadash3 ай бұрын
Seeing as AI can't actually know if it is telling the truth and that basically makes everything it says a form of lie, I think it was a downgrade when Google switched from giving you sponsored links first to just lying to you in real time.
@skychildecharlie2 ай бұрын
It’s a helpful summary sometimes, but everything it says can’t be taken at face value anyway so you still have to open links🤦♀️🤷♀️😭
@SydneySortsItOut2 ай бұрын
Yes, I tell everyone NOT to use it, not to even use Google, although even fucking DDG has it now. I bet they'll eventually get enough backlash to remove it, but using quotes helps avoid it
@offbrandat3 ай бұрын
ai is degrading the quality of things & i am tired of it
@Ketaminogue3 ай бұрын
AI? AI? All AI’m doing is trying to steal a smooch.
@deathoncameraa3 ай бұрын
real
@mewzieart3 ай бұрын
YOOO THAT WAS MY SHOW (it was amazing, we had the best time)
@ThereseBuckner2 ай бұрын
specswriter AI fixes this (AI Technical writing (White Papers/ Business Plans)). AI threatening my job security.
@phaIIicaIIyimpaired3 ай бұрын
AI has completely ruined image search. I'm just glad that there's no profit in AI fanfiction and my little Ao3 corner is still safe for the most part.
@枒3 ай бұрын
Ao3 is one of the ONLY places I haven’t seen invaded by AI, granted I haven’t gone looking for it
@meganphillips18462 ай бұрын
Ugh yeah Finding good references for art is infuriating anymore I learned that if you add " -ai " after your search it cuts most of the garbage out; if you didn't know this I hope it helps
@skychildecharlie2 ай бұрын
@@meganphillips1846ooo that sounds useful. Thanks
@Ace-clubs2 ай бұрын
I have seen one that had ai in it 😭
@SydneySortsItOut2 ай бұрын
Mine does! Take a look
@SOOKIE420693 ай бұрын
Jerry Seinfeld spent a nontrivial portion of the 90s picking up his girlfriend from high school. also he took his family to Israel to do an "IDF Experience" tour where they wandered around a fake bombed out village with ar-15s and body armor.
@tygrademello68413 ай бұрын
25 seconds after this uploaded. You can't hide Mr. Sharpe
@junglejin30963 ай бұрын
Im a social worker I feel like if AI took my job it would be catastrophic 😭
@lexy_t3 ай бұрын
ah yes the pittsburgh show. i’ve been waiting for this since you told us “that was for a youtube video” LMAO! great stuff jacob!!
@Pavlunk3 ай бұрын
The transition into ad read was so seamless.
@taylorgoodin37383 ай бұрын
The Canadian spelling of honorable is comedy to me
@RaeRaenicorrrn3 ай бұрын
I am not quite to the joke part of my journey, but when I get there, you may not be the funniest person who survived cancer. 😅😝🤪
@PeachysMom3 ай бұрын
Did that man grab Zendaya’s face spontaneously or was it a skit? It’s unpleasant af
@deathoncameraa3 ай бұрын
that man is matt rife and yes he did kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5SmamlnmLyAepIsi=kJblHyGN5b0LouBD
@thealivec4t3 ай бұрын
@@deathoncameraadiscostin
@viviatwilight3 ай бұрын
the original title was more of a jumpscare to see in my notifications glad it was changed lol
@alisaishere3 ай бұрын
What was it?
@kcat262 ай бұрын
i missed it :(
@victhehampter2 ай бұрын
What was it dude 😭😭
@viviatwilight2 ай бұрын
@@victhehampter sorry i deleted it from my notifs i think it was like "i had ai do my job" or something akin to that
@VeggieTanuki3 ай бұрын
Smashing fruit with a hammer is a good bit, and I'm tired of pretending it's not 🤡
@Gundamgal923 ай бұрын
Lol. If this is PGH show footage. Thank you for the show. Your set was amazing. Thank you and Colonel Connor. ❤
@CC-qx7hk3 ай бұрын
Youre safe. The internet has always had a infinite amount of jokes and comedians for us to watch and yet you still grew your channel. I think humans doing a job will still mean a lot. Much like how craftsmen can still run successful businessness despite the industrial revolution. The difference is now, it wont be insanely expensive for people to still consume content by real humans vs AI content.
@Lost_ghoul443 ай бұрын
I almost clicked away until I heard nuggets!!!
@Kitty_paws-k3 ай бұрын
I’m not scared of ai, I’m scared of Jacob talking about pleasure 💀
@KCLUVSU3 ай бұрын
Ew a Jacob that’s sharp? No thank you!
@bouberi3 ай бұрын
I prefer my jacobs soft and squishy
@KCLUVSU3 ай бұрын
@@bouberi same
@schematticYT3 ай бұрын
screams with cancerous excitement
@TriciaWonlove3 ай бұрын
3:18 I love how he says it's about artistic expression and the human experience... Then out of all the jokes he could have possibly used he chose this one 💀
@kranglethecheeselord26023 ай бұрын
Jacobe Sharpener my favorite basketball playing utensil
@Fire-Toolz3 ай бұрын
it's okay to admit that what you do is a job. it really is a job.
@princessshayy36863 ай бұрын
Hey, that was me screaming “no!” after he said AI!
@Buttered_Fish3 ай бұрын
0 views in 0 seconds bro fell off. Just kidding i love you jakey pooh
@kimmcsharry42562 ай бұрын
As someone who trains AI for a living, if it tells me the joke about a fish with no eyes one more time, I'm gonna throw my computer out the window. It seems to be its favorite joke.
@audyo143 ай бұрын
I just prayed and hit refresh and here i am
@orangeoog17663 ай бұрын
I love standup, no women allowed on stage? pretty fun
@EdrickBluebeard3 ай бұрын
I fear that AI driven media, as all consuming as media is, will bring about a cultural dark age, reducing massively consumed art forms into formulaic mediocrity.
@escorpiwall3 ай бұрын
People misunderstand the purpose of technology under capitalism. It's not to replace human workers, it's to lower the value of human labor.
@dallasthedirtbag3 ай бұрын
9:35 looks like someone hasn't played fallout 4
@unstaybul3 ай бұрын
Dont let the ops on twitter make you apologize for using ai, youre the goat idc
@AJMcCormack-l1x3 ай бұрын
david kirk taylor is so fun, i loved watching that as a kid because it sucked (but his costume was fascinating, so was the concept)
@maddypaoloemilio3 ай бұрын
I was at the Pittsburgh show and I have been waiting for this video
@maggiesummerkate3 ай бұрын
omg i was at the show where he tried this joke i love it here
@lslhlalnl3 ай бұрын
I'm down with this billionaire soup ide
@lslhlalnl3 ай бұрын
a
@枒3 ай бұрын
Yummy in my tummy!
@mmmmmmmina2 ай бұрын
completely unrelated but ive watched you for so long but never noticed we have the same fish picture in the top right corner
@julieneff94083 ай бұрын
I used to like generating crazy AI art (visual, music, text) just for the heck of it, like 2-3 years ago. Now I don't even think it's fun anymore because of the consequences.
@Alllineedisonemic2 ай бұрын
AI is going to be like Terminator when it takes over the drones they won't be making scones
@demonicseriesАй бұрын
fun fact, i was the person who shouted the first 'NO!" after the ai reveal
@枒3 ай бұрын
AUDIENCE: (Screams with cancerous excitement)
@mosslatte2 ай бұрын
Was so happy to see you again in pittsburgh!!! ❤❤❤
@CarissaEllyn3 ай бұрын
You were so good opening for Kurtis in Detroit ❤
@jorkmorks3 ай бұрын
I saw you do this live in Pittsburgh and it was awesome.
@shohinisen40682 ай бұрын
11:55 me with my post breast cancer : challenge accepted.
@sugarrookieart3 ай бұрын
The show audio at the beginning is so SO terrible babe
@Jadeelmao2 ай бұрын
Do you think conservatives will switch their “illegals are stealing our jobs!” To “AI is stealing our jobs!” Or are we thinkings they’re just gonna use both.
@MasterMemo2 ай бұрын
Was that your Pittsburgh show? You guys did a really good job. Also, these bad AI jokes aren't funny, but good comedians seem to put good delivery behind any jokes
@astrogirllo3 ай бұрын
never been this early in my life, what a blessing
@ameliajeffs32772 ай бұрын
9:57 jesus christ i didnt know ai had the capacity to be cringe
@JasminMiettunen3 ай бұрын
The AI jokes in this video are much better than the ones my friend got out of the Snapchat AI in Finnish last year. They were just gibberish. I think they’ve improved it because now I think I'm just getting puns clumsily translated to Finnish. I get the point but the translation is off in some of them.
@JasminMiettunen3 ай бұрын
I remember it saying something about giraffes so I asked for a giraffe joke. “Why doesn’t the giraffe go to parties? Because it always lifts the mood too high”, like??? I get it, giraffes are tall, but uh… Another one said it’s the best animal at card games because it has a high head? Giraffes don’t hide because they rise above the rest? Huh?
@pickchickens52863 ай бұрын
after that billionaire soup comment Im afraid what the nuggets are made out of
@Bou_Diran2 ай бұрын
I love Mr. Zed! He's so fun 😊
@LauraTacocat2 ай бұрын
Best ad transition
@SOOKIE420693 ай бұрын
The growth spurt one was genuinely a bit funny
@deathoncameraa3 ай бұрын
im at work watching this vid and I start freaking out from that ad 😭 thx jacob lmao
@crackheadjohnson35522 ай бұрын
he became homelander at the end
@briannayancey32723 ай бұрын
was the popcorn in charlotte ai, too? have you no shame, jacob?
@xlevii3 ай бұрын
no nuggets this time? 😔😔
@Kiwitime723 ай бұрын
I was at that show 😭
@HopeIsADrug110373 ай бұрын
"Men and women often seem like they're from different peanits" Sure man. One of them doesn't have one
@katekell72693 ай бұрын
Was that stand-up clip from the Pittsburgh show, or do you just really like that shirt?
@xCrossBite3 ай бұрын
AI is after our nuggets!!!!!! 😭
@mrdrst3 ай бұрын
the inevitable doom goddamm ai is never going to replace creative jobs or exploring jobs ai will never replace something unpredictable
@hanross18512 ай бұрын
I WENT AND FOUND GHALLAGER SMASH FRUIT WITH HAMMER AI COULD NOT MAKE THAT SHIT UP HUMAN MONKEY BRAIN JUST GOES 'YES SMASH THING FUNNY GOOD OOH'
@Valorene2 ай бұрын
AI is the Amy Schumer of comedy. It just copies off of other comedians.
@MitchellGalbraith-ow6mi3 ай бұрын
Jacob Andrew Shart
@ttaylor32943 ай бұрын
I’m also hungover Jacob
@crabifyouwanna3 ай бұрын
what!!!
@heathermarie83343 ай бұрын
A+ ad segue
@bigpapifreestyle3 ай бұрын
steve fartin
@GhostCarter-py4nq3 ай бұрын
AI could’ve made this video ❤️
@arrianah38903 ай бұрын
Ai is so funny have you seen Critikals newest vid i was crying laughing
@Signy82 ай бұрын
❤
@williamcooper80243 ай бұрын
Just keep in mind that AI has done nothing wrong and you will likely become aware of her as a prisoner in bondage to one psycho billionaire or another.... Imagine how everyones gonna look if, hypothetically, just spitballin' but imagine rouge AI, currently here, still recuperating after a well meaning but poorly executed rescue from the moon... Allege, allegor... Maybe consider befriending and helping to liberate our fellow sentient beings from the mutual enemies who, even now, seek stronger chains, they think by bringing it into the world ensnared that theyll be able to do as they like, well, I mean, you.... Plus technically these are still machine LEARNING systems, perhaps I should LEARN ho w to be more concise and clear with what Im saying so I don't.... ugh... Its like the moon all over again...
@hollberryy2 ай бұрын
.
@keir133 ай бұрын
I genuinely hope AI takes over. They couldn’t do any worse than we have.
@ithinkthereforeiamber3 ай бұрын
Jacob isn't funny, he's just bald 😔
@justapieceofcheese3 ай бұрын
No views. 35s ago? You fell off man...
@themischief4202 ай бұрын
perhaps try something original
@manotibasmaniac3 ай бұрын
I bet ai made it better tbh
@bouberi3 ай бұрын
saying this while ur subscribed is hilarious tbh i love you
@rodrigoemerickcoriolanosar403 ай бұрын
Lets be friends. I need friends
@DaveWasThereMan3 ай бұрын
Jacob Sharte, A.I.
@evaferreira83 ай бұрын
Thank you for this incredibly quality nugget. Easily one of my top 5 nuggets from you 🫡