The Pun Guys

[@shinyyy.speckkk]

Honestly the jokes themselves don't make me that mad. A few of them actually made me exhale out of my nose a bit. It's just the fact that they laugh so hard at their own barely funny jokes that annoys the ever loving fuck out of me

[@jifij89]

yeah that’s exactly it, they make it unfunny

[@lauratroy13]

I can't watch anything where the people that host a show or any other form of media/the people who talk laugh about the jokes so much. It makes my skin crawl and it's cringe and the exact opposite of making me laugh. Exactly like the laugh tracks in old sitcoms. Feels like I'm being told 'hey this is funny, laugh now!!!'

[@billycake5830]

Self checkout made me chuckle

[@howiegruwitz3173]

Kids are like monkies, they hear chimp noises, they donate on patreon.

[@consentclub8431]

they remind me of how dads tell jokes, by ruining the punchline

[@benro6564]

I feel like a lot of puns that people would let slide at a dinner table don't when they're being broadcast to thousands of people on the internet

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

what does this even say

[@benro6564]

@@nomoretwitterhandles L + illiterate + ratio

[@indieoregano]

@@nomoretwitterhandles they're saying that puns that normally would be treated with indifference at the dinner table are not treated with indifference when said online to thousands of people.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

@@benro6564 nah dude your sentence structure is terrible and I had a hard time parsing it because you straight up lost half of the statement, also learn punctuation. If you can use an apostrophe, you can use a comma and a period. Here, let me do the whole primary school English teacher thing. "I feel like these are puns that would get a pass at dinner, but not when they're broadcast to thousands of people on the internet." Restructuring your sentence and actually writing it completely instead of skipping words makes it much easier to understand. And yes, I am only doing this because you were rude enough to call someone illiterate for YOUR terrible writing skills.

[@roseslugi]

@@Jane-oz7pp dont think op needs an essay in their replies 😭 also "I feel like a lot of puns that people would let slide at a dinner table don't (slide) when they're being broadcast to thousands of people on the internet" literally makes sense bc the second slide is implied.. get over urself dude

[@snufkinism]

Jacob I went to a viking museum in Europe and one of the wax vikings looked exactly like you but it was wearing like leaves and shit and i started crying laughing

[@sophiawilliams3558]

Why is this so fucking funny though

[@nixipixi8945]

This comment is so out of nowhere that I believe it. ..I also really wanna see that wax viking

[@that0nerandomperson374]

PLEASE, PANCHO, TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE AND POSTED IT SOMEWHERE

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Now we know where Jacob goes when he leaves.

[@myapeterson5469]

That was him. He comes to life every night like in Night at the Museum to make content for us so we can have our nuggets

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Anti-humour is my favourite humour, so a multi-minute long segment of you and Kurtboy pretending not to be funny was the funniest shit

[@vivimannimarcos125]

Right, it was almost like a Tim and Eric skit

[@jackiedaytona2200]

It was so great.

[@sarahohsiek3671]

honestly the puns wouldn’t be so unbearable if they stopped laughing hysterically after every one. that is the most annoying part. the puns aren’t even that bad

[@lilz2449]

yeah puns never deserve a laugh, only nose exhales and "i hate you"

[@the1disaster]

i do usually like people laughing at their own jokes (i think it's kind of cute) but yeah the jokes aren't really funny enough for that. like you say, not bad, but not wheezing uncontrollably funny or anything

[@ash_tray]

@@the1disaster absolutely agree. When a comic cant help but laugh at their own joke every so often it just makes me smile. But pretending that a pun is making you laugh THAT hard pisses me off

[@sydneyhuff6976]

I will say ONE thing defending the food things. Some of them are accidentally good for disabled people. My mom no longer has use of one hand so she can’t drain pasta water to make pasta but we saw one of those horrible Mac and cheese things and were able to do more research to find ways to bake it so as long as she can lift the pan with one hand she can make pasta again! Is it as good as if it was drained? No. Would I Ever tell her that? No! Because she misses cooking and we try to find ways so she can again.

[@eilyschneider5370]

It’s like a lot of infomercials! Life changing gadgets for people with mobility issues, but since it’s not clearly marketed to them, it just looks like expensive junk.

[@JasminMiettunen]

As someone who has depression, these messes definitely seem more achievable than the two hour intricate recipes on the other side of tiktok. Honestly sucks that at this point I can’t tell what’s a genuine easy fast recipe and what’s just trying to get views for melting a block of cheese in the oven.

[@addisonstrom1925]

It’s funny to see Jacob make fun of the puns because they’re basically just Curtis’s vines

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Best buddies always roast each-other's jokes, it's part of the Ritual of Friendship

[@sadezem991]

i think it's because curtis' puns aren't actually funny at all lol

[@aussiejo5764]

Kurtis makes his unfunny puns funny by knowing they’re unfunny and playing around it. These guys make their unfunny puns worse by acting like they’re actually funny.

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@sadezem991 the puns aren’t funny themselves, it’s how Kurtis (with a K) delivers them that’s funny, these dudes however just laugh violently at the puns and add nothing

[@argos_lucien]

Yeah but Kurtis didn't go _🤣_ afterwards

[@cassandraburns9073]

I love puns with my whole being. Way too much. I have a list of puns I heard and liked, made up myself, or found online that's been in the making since I was 14. My standards aren't very high for what goes on that list, in fact the shittier puns are some of my favorites. I find these boring and haven't added a single one to my list Edit: okay, i take it back, Pun-necessary was pretty good

[@sinkingbobberco.6296]

imma need to see that list to

[@Autumnnn_017]

Yesss show is the list

[@mannajacobc.2269]

Dude no way, Scooby-Craps didn't make your list? :( Fr tho, the list sounds pretty interesting! Please do share if you can (only if you wanna tho).

[@nixipixi8945]

I love puns so much, idk why everyone has to pretend they're lame.. ..we know they're all pretending.

[@mannajacobc.2269]

@@nixipixi8945 Of course they are! How could anyone prefer meaningless memes like "juan" (except the "my dog stepped on a bee" ones, those are hilarious!) over pure wit? Edit: God I sound like a boomer-

[@ihavehypothyroidism]

kurtis and jacob’s iconic handshake is like two sims interacting and i’m living for it

[@roslynys]

two guys who look like they have fun together when they hang out but were told they're funnier than they actually are

[@ii_Cammi_ii]

This is them to a tee

[@the1disaster]

big "friends told them they should be standup comedians" energy

[@lisaedwards7124]

My favorite part of this vid is Jacob being lactose intolerant and not being able to understand ppl who can digest dairy

[@mastermarkus5307]

I'm not lactose intolerant and I think drinking milk as something "refreshing" is extremely weird. I also don't think that milk really goes with savoury dinners because it's something... it's hard to describe, but it has it's own sugar and it doesn't feel right.

[@lisaedwards7124]

@@mastermarkus5307 oh yeah I absolutely hate milk, I think it's gross, but I can digest it just fine

[@_nath.rar_]

@@mastermarkus5307 but as far as I know,drinking milk with meals is an american/canadian thing. I'm Brazilian and find it VERY weird

[@donovanfaust3227]

Fun fact dairy contains beta-casomorphine which has an opiod like effect on people who consume it. It's why you get people like this who just over do it on the milk and cheese, the stuff is literally addictive and they're chasing the minotaur basically.

[@Red-jl1qr]

@@_nath.rar_ the only meal we drink milk with is breakfast, and that's not even common

[@madison6185]

ya know, if it was 2016 and i was still obsessed with liza koshy, maybe the puns wouldn’t be that bad

[@erin1912]

totally! brand name puns were her bread and butter

[@Lucifersfursona]

This is like, polite ruthless

[@dolphinman9896]

Exactly what i was thinking 💀

[@mastermarkus5307]

It's insane to me that I've seen so many people do ads for Seat Geek and I STILL get blindsided by them being a company that helps you buy tickets and not one that sells gamer chairs or something.

[@tyra8805]

True..the name doesn’t fit 😂

[@merlynslife9272]

seating a geek ≠ helping people get venue tickets lol

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@merlynslife9272 I always thought more of the company being made of people who are "geeks about seats" which makes me think of "people with a passion for chairs".

[@merlynslife9272]

@@mastermarkus5307 see, that makes sense. they should def rebrand lol

[@sophiarosesitran]

ya know Jacob, I am gonna be honest with you. This is a nug filled video. a really slapper. youre a top notch fella jacey jacob. my favorite man on the internet. high class.

[@mattcottrell3286]

Them pretending not to have comedic chemistry is so sad and so funny at the same time.

[@jillianyourdreams]

its a bit concerning how well jacob can say 'help me' and sound like hes actually being held at gun point

[@earthtovesna]

Personal experience is the best teacher 👀

[@jillianyourdreams]

@@earthtovesna now thats what i call concerning

[@hannahohno]

Jacob getting so pressed about those boomer humor puns is honestly so relatable

[@robbingcars9140]

Jacob and Kurtis hang out literally all the time but I still freak out when they’re in each other’s videos

[@MultiAidan1]

i fully expected you guys to pull something out like "what do you call a really dusty salad? a cobb salad" after the whole cobwebs thing

[@ElizabethVonnegut]

it seems like they all have the severe compulsion to make everything a pun and they don't even want to keep doing it but they're like. cursed

[@idkwhattoputherechat]

i feel like this might be just a bit funny if it wasn’t people marketing themselves as comedians versus two friends fucking around

[@Syd448]

So true, it’s their overreacting that kills any jokes they have

[@Autumnnn_017]

Jacob, your videos are always filled with little nuggets of wisdom.

[@ghost-husband]

ya know, I love puns but inserting one every 5 seconds makes them no longer funny. everytime they make another pun, I die a little more inside which I didn't think was possible edit: also I appreciated the kurtis cameo so much

[@starlasilvestri]

hello i jus caught this vid 2secs after its posted, i dont know what the heck to say but hey man, i like ur videos. good stuff. good nuggets. good u

[@uncannyvalley2113]

good nuggets 😌

[@nishitaiyengar]

Hi jakey boi missed you thanks for uploading. you made my week better by just existing today.

[@ccb36]

These guys kind of just feel like they're doing stuff you might do when hanging out with your friends, and when you do that it can be super funny and fun, except they post it as if it's content people need to see. Like with the "random noises only" video, that felt like a giggly-friends-hanging-out moment, where your friend does something goofy and you laugh - but the difference is that they post it on the internet, lol

[@Syd448]

It’s the embodiment of “you had to be there”

[@ourania_a]

dad jokes are the funniest when nobody laughs and just look really disappointed

[@vanniasol3763]

11:02 "They'd beef-urious." Gotta add to the pun chaos

[@kizface3918]

Vegan nuggets fuck yeah! I knew it would be a doozy, I knew there'd be nuggets, but plant based nuggies was a special treat.

[@GamerSisters]

I think this is the exact type of humor this is is the equivalent of putting a vineboom on everything. I'm not even saying vineboom isnt funny, but they're the type of guys that would put it for literally no reason at random moments.

[@joycewible8816]

The puns while they were "cooking" were particularly not good. Also, the way I laughed when you said "hip-splitting diarrhea" 💀💀

[@c1nnamodoll]

as someone who genuinely laughs pretty hard at puns and the 'random noises' tntl thing on tiktok, something about these guys just blocks the laugh from ever starting. i cant explain it edit: "cheugy" is the perfect way to describe it i take it back

[@antonluvs]

Haven’t watched it yet but I think it’s gonna be a doosey full of nuggets, I’ll update you guys and let you know Update: only 25 seconds in and it was confirmed. Thank you for giving us the Jacob Andrew Sharpe special.

[@yikes8322]

Now I feel shamed since watching this while making homemade from scratch whoopie oreo cookies 😂😂

[@mastermarkus5307]

That doesn't sound weird like making and Oreo log using 3 different milk substances.

[@yikes8322]

@@mastermarkus5307 oh for sure it was just a wild coincidence to be rolling out oreo dough and see these dudes crushing up oreos while getting dunked on

[@winter333]

I’ve been watching without subscribing because I’m plant based but now that you’re offering vegan nuggets too I’m subbing instantly, thanks for accommodating for everyone’s nugget preferences

[@ohaiClemmy]

"They make jokes and they make me upset." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kashhaliwell]

this is insane i used to watch these guys in the 'instagram comedy' era and they are STILL doing the same thing with the SAME JOKES. absolutely no growth lmaooo

[@antonluvs]

You don’t actually know how much I missed hot jokes, cold dogs

[@angelah5995]

At the beginning of the video I thought “what’s the harm, they’re not that bad” but 7 minutes into the video… I now share your rage Jacob

[@kyrooff2034]

I cannot tell you how fucking funny it was watching the kurtis bit in 2x speed. I slowed it down to watch it again and now I have diarrhea AND my cheeks hurt from laughing. Edit: face cheeks, that is

[@maric.theirin]

Kurtis Conner Kurtis Conner giiiive me Kurtis Conner That was a nice throwback

[@beatsbydrea6557]

Not Jacob being more funny PRETENDING to be an algorithm-writing bot than these dudes have ever been in their entire lives 😂😭😭OMFG Sharpe my dear I LIVEEEEE! Thank you for doing the interweb’s dirty work so we don’t have to. Love you + your whole clique 😂💓😉😝

[@ArtByCiel]

The part where y'all punned You'll be in my Heart from Tarzan 💀

[@mannajacobc.2269]

The algorithm skit is the best thing I've ever seen, someone please make that a Stan TWT video 😂

[@ConnorAlex]

Thank you for the perfectly timed upload, I needed something to watch with my afternoon snack

[@kurtistownsheriff]

putting the old kurtis intro into the hot jokes cold dogs segment brought a tear to my eye

[@ohaiClemmy]

I'm sorry but I was cracking up at these stupid ass puns😭😭😭 I hate myself

[@propername4830]

Rockstarr made

[@elin_]

I find them funny too

[@EarlyOwOwl]

These are the kind of videos where you see them once and you're like "heh that's fun" but after a while you just want to strangle these guys

[@donnienottello]

it’s the forced laughter at the end of each joke that hurts the most

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

My favourite part about this video is Kurtis randomly showing up like 3/4 of the way into the video.

[@Syd448]

Honestly it’s their WAY over the top laughing at anything & everything it’s almost impossible to even comprehend the pun

[@NoshWare]

My man about to grow back hair from sheer rage

[@minutemaidd]

I like how they harmonize on 6:54

[@jxcobriley]

Yessss another nugget filled video 😍😍

[@emmerald]

their bit of trying to come up with jokes is somehow even funnier than any of their jokes, and i think their jokes are so fucking funny

[@savveth18]

That whole bit with kurtis went mute for some reason while i watched it so I thought it was supposed to be in silence or something, so i watched you two ‘sing’(??) and stare at eachother weirdly and argue for like two minutes thinking it was part of the bit and didn’t question it whatsoever

[@consentclub8431]

Sometimes I think I've lost my sense of humor when I hear straight white men making basic puns and expecting applause

[@dallasthedirtbag]

"What I'm saying is that it looks like a log coming out of the bottom of my back." -🙂

[@paniniqueen800]

Those overalls are top 1 on my christmas list

[@sarahhaseley8805]

i hate to say it these puns are the type I would make, if they didn’t broadcast it and find themselves SO funny it wouldn’t be so cringy

[@katiechurch8723]

absolutely immaculate vibes in this here video! i needed some freezing cold dogs in my life!! and i love the nail polish jacob

[@jewelsy237]

sorry jacob, i have to disagree with you on the dairy subject. throughout my 24 years of life i’ve consumed so much dairy i can lift an entire building with my bare hands. my bones are indestructible. i will outlive you all.

[@chloewilliamson668]

you’ll be in my heart is one of my favorite songs, thank you both for forever altering it in my brain🥰

[@mirivanicek937]

the cow impression make me laugh so hard, thank you for this amazing video :)

[@whoknowsatthispoint7508]

I love it when you make videos about these horrible cooking accounts, because it makes me feel better about my cooking

[@mae6330]

i really liked the cow monologue thanks for shedding light on The cow's side. 🙂

[@Mayorweast]

“Hip-splitting shits” is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever heard thank you

[@elilynn645]

I love that Jacob can't wrap his head around the idea that non-lactose intolerant people exsist

[@bree-onspears9518]

i love the rage and disdain bc its nice to know to its not just me !

[@thatkidkickedsandincoolcat4860]

lmao i had nothing to watch while eating, i open youtube and you uploaded it like 8 seconds ago. thanks!

[@biker6070]

The “John and Dan? More like No and Thanks” made me laugh harder than any of their puns ever could

[@jevilcore]

Honestly… they’re funny. Their jokes aren’t bigoted and they’re just having a good time

[@Cosmic-Crow]

these are the kind of jokes you make when you're with friends. and then after the third time they're like "can you not do that anymore?"

[@smoceany9478]

i wish i didnt laugh at these but the thing that makes me laugh the most is other people laughing and they always gotta laugh at the worst jokes

[@asteranderson3115]

I MISSED THE OLD KURTIS THEME SONG AAAAAA IT LITERALLY LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE

[@ruru_McCakey]

I have to be honest JACOB. These guys made me really angry. I am angry. My tummy is knotty with the angry. It's not just the overextending on the puns it's also how much too much they laugh at their own puns.

[@llanimay]

honestly Jacob these guys aren't the worst. i enjoy a stupidly obnoxious pun every now and then. in fact they all tend to be such. i am a pun enthusiast, as long as it's in the right space. they're just goofing and giggling, making a few somewhat unnecessary pinterest treats, and getting some views while doing it. though, the extremely boisterous laughter and obvious half fake personalities does give it some cringe on-top of the inherit pun cringe. id rather than be doing this than 'extreme public pranks with my step sister (gone wrong)" talk yo shit though clearly they've gotten a little too far under your skin 😂 love u king

[@larvaedadindex]

I have a friend that I know for sure 100% would unironically love these videos and use that cry laughing emoji when they send them to me

[@emilieisaway1]

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been watching these guys for a long time ahhaha I like it, they’re so happy and giggly and even if the jokes are a bit stupid they make me wanna laugh along and it’s just a nice time all in all I love your content even more though Jacob, keep it up !

[@Maarttii]

Man yk, I'll take "stupid ways to cook things that aren't really that hard to cook in the first place" over all that stupid tiktok "I'm gunna mix a pound of hamburger meat with a full container of half and half and then melt some cotton candy in it and put it in the oven to piss people on facebook and twitter off so bad that they hand me 12 billion views like it's nothing".

[@registeredjopper]

that beginner skit with Kurtis feels like it belongs on The Office

[@kiarasimone123]

Love their little knuckle handshake😂

[@shedaboi4452]

I was like idk Jacob this seems pretty harmless. Then they started wasting food and I was like nvm.

[@nataliachichon]

been waiting for someone to talk abt these ppl.

[@kayleighengdahlspencer3424]

i make bad puns infront of dads to out dad them so this video brought me so much joy

[@carolineduke8481]

That fucking handshake did me in. I'm deceased. 🤣💀

[@mahtabmirhoseinian9264]

Oh my god Jacob hating something passionately is the best!!🤣🤣

[@dallasthedirtbag]

My favourite part of all of this is that these are all exactly the kinds of jokes Kurtis Conner would make

[@acarlo4380]

Why did I laugh out loud at "Oh my god I think I'm gonna fkn come"

[@kaitlin9288]

Like, I make a lot of puns with friends and family, and it's usually to get a reaction out of them (pain, mostly), but these videos/jokes are so intentionally constructed that it kind of sucks the fun out of it Like, the walmart video you could just tell they went around for like an hour beforehand with a notepad planning out which jokes they were going to make for Content™

[@katysloka1391]

Oh my god. When kurtis was on, I was CRYING. this was so funny

[@Arcanesystem]

thank you for the vegan nuggets. They were scrumptious

[@bec7440]

literally Kurtis and Jacobs skin is so clear im jealous

[@artistmaki630]

when 18:42 you looked like a little kid in a Christmas movie asking sonic in the mall for something

[@totallypurple97]

They themselves grate my nerves, but I do love the puns, so I can't complain too much.

[@GaaraFan01]

on my work break and I truly needed this

[@communitymilk6924]

Milk jokes making me choke laugh 👌🏽👌🏽 top tier cow impression

[@hylvic6707]

I remember when all of tiktok was dunking on that mac and cheese. As soon as you pulled up the video I YELLED.

[@viccolasvic9461]

Warching jacob and kurtis struggling to make a pun is ten times funnier than any of those guys jokes

[@oliviawrate]

I literally screamed when I saw that the hot dog segment thing was back that’s how I discovered you guys wow