Tbf, "inside you there are two wolves, that's why your body hurts all the time" is an excellent sort of anti-humor and I legit lol'd.
@memethornislowkeysad89874 ай бұрын
Actually reminds me of one I saw of the same joke, but the punchline was "The normal amount of wolves inside someone is 0. I should see a doctor"
@vomgurl4 ай бұрын
@@memethornislowkeysad8987 this is amazing. i think ive seen that one before. banger
@jamgrams32444 ай бұрын
That's the one that sent me over the rails. It didn't help that I was still reeling from the door one
@TrueLadyEvilChan4 ай бұрын
I literally just snickered from reading this. Amazing.
@karthikanataud68744 ай бұрын
WHERE IS TYIS SHOW ME I REMEMBER YJOS BUT I CANT SEE IT TILESFP PLZ
@hippo42624 ай бұрын
Dreams or ai? We all know that the true chaos can only be caused by an *emergency frog situation*
@m310grass4 ай бұрын
Emergency Frog Situation!!! ‼️🚨🆘🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🆘🚨‼️
@legodude4944 ай бұрын
Eugene! Not again!
@themememaster67754 ай бұрын
@SomebuffoononlineWHO’S TOM WALLACE?!
@YugoslavForever4 ай бұрын
NO! ENOUGH ...WE NEED MORE LION STORIES!
@ThrowawayAccountToComment4 ай бұрын
🅱
@Zombie_Inzomniac4 ай бұрын
had a dream once that was more of a meme than a comic. it was the image of Sheldon Cooper saying "love is in the air? wrong. gas leak." but instead someone poorly scribbled over it with the words "Hopeless romantic? wrong. Arby's chicken fingers."
@FinnDanger-e3v3 ай бұрын
Right: Arby's chicken fingers
@RandomCommentMakerPersonАй бұрын
The implication that arby's is ever right according to your subconscious mind is concerning
@0_dearghealach_083Ай бұрын
Sponsored by Arby's.
@ScarryBusyTown4 күн бұрын
We have the meats 😏😏😏
@funkysunky784016 сағат бұрын
@@RandomCommentMakerPersonbut they have the meats
@ander1514 ай бұрын
"400 spiders sir." "why" i laughed so fucking hard
@dancmotya4 ай бұрын
500 cigarettes
@Angry57044 ай бұрын
I did too. It was so unexpected.
@TheAlmightyBeefCave4 ай бұрын
Why?
@burnttoast3854 ай бұрын
ok
@Usaoil30304 ай бұрын
WHY
@sword01154 ай бұрын
I can't believe you did ai greentext but didn't include the bottomless pit supervisor one. It goes like this: >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >I say "how" >he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >it's bottomless
@meganweber50574 ай бұрын
🤣
@cherrynebbie4 ай бұрын
he actually did read that out before in one of his past videos which is why he didn't include it
@ambi_cc84644 ай бұрын
Best greentext of all time
@bananafromhell4 ай бұрын
Already did it tho
@CricketCrumble4 ай бұрын
he did :3 just not this vid
@Dude-vq3oe4 ай бұрын
0:53 “You wanna know yow I got these scars?” “Sharp hamburger.”😂😂 Matt’s voicing of the Joker also adds a lot.
@somethingmemorablegtmt92274 ай бұрын
That one got me bruh😭
@agrobabb49434 ай бұрын
That is from an episode of cold ones
@МаксимБирюков-э3э4 ай бұрын
I also almost died of laughter on that one😂😂😂
@thekingscrown89314 ай бұрын
It kinda sounds like he's doing an impression of a furby doing a joker impression.
@bananasplitlady30454 ай бұрын
That one was only good because it was stolen word for word from a tweet or a Tumblr post, I think
@mildlymarvelous4 ай бұрын
“Sharp hamburger” made me laugh really hard. I looked it up and it actually turns out the original meme was human-made, which then must have been entered as a prompt for AI.
@thedestroyasystem4 ай бұрын
Thank you for this!! I was looking for more context on that cuz it was too fuckin funny
@mildlymarvelous4 ай бұрын
@@thedestroyasystem You’re welcome! I’m surprised how many people seem to care about this haha!
@m.nic.50804 ай бұрын
I think it was originally posted on “thebootydiaries” Tumblr meme account a few years ago. The original meme is just a photo of Heath Ledger’s Joker with that caption
@royalblanket4 ай бұрын
So the funniest AI meme was actually just a stolen human punchline! Classic.
@placeholderdoe3 ай бұрын
Another win for humanity!
@Rose-gy9pc4 ай бұрын
“Sir, we have a situation” is genuinely hilarious to me 😭😭
@hux0rd4 ай бұрын
Emergency Frog Situation 2
@genericname27474 ай бұрын
Emergency sir situation
@infantiltinferno4 ай бұрын
Instant classic, funniest meme I’ve seen in ages.
@Mysterium-zy6ri4 ай бұрын
I loved it so much
@Braxton999Adams4 ай бұрын
@@hux0rdemergency Dog situation 🐶
@4crafters5974 ай бұрын
2:26 can we just quickly acknowledge that the actual egg emoji is not named egg, but the face emoji directly afterwards is?
@zander63414 ай бұрын
I love how the living plate of peas with mario hats judgmentally say "THOSE peas with THAT hat" like it's some unacceptable rude gesture on mario's part
@risxra4 ай бұрын
I interpreted it as more of a wardrobe faux pas, like they’re calling him tacky
@noahherzog64264 ай бұрын
The fact they were wearing the same hat 💀
@Trafficallity4 ай бұрын
8:28 this is literally just a creepypasta
@tntrose72854 ай бұрын
Pokémon Genocide and Pacifist
@Krixwell4 ай бұрын
It reminded me a lot of the "Pokémon Black" creepypasta in particular (not to be confused with the actual Pokémon Black that was released later).
@Demonite-jj2zf4 ай бұрын
I know right
@red-catsareliquid4 ай бұрын
wake up babe new pokepasta dropped
@walterwood16054 ай бұрын
Prunsel strikes again!
@SchmunklyGroover4 ай бұрын
8:48 the Peter griffin into demonic scream was elegant
You have no idea, as an avid Thomas the Plank Engine sub, how much I needed to hear Matt dub the "have you seen the face of God" comic.
@pranavkarmarkar4 ай бұрын
1:39
@Junathantpop4 ай бұрын
Get outta this you filthy homestuck (Roxy my mother)
@The-S-H3lf-Eater3 ай бұрын
the pfp is totally me whenever
@Sharki_iO4 ай бұрын
Once had a dream about an axe wielding maniac hiding under my bed and there were rats along my floor. Everyone had a voice like Bob Ross, and out of curiousity, i decided to make an ai to draw it. I got some water, came back, and it had drawn the rats as the ceiling, and the axe wielding maniac? His entire face was melting off.
@chermal73114 ай бұрын
Wait so you used ai, in the dream, to generate an image of what you saw in the dream? dang
@naymeequillo4 ай бұрын
Cursed, but wait! There's more! 😅
@Sharki_iO4 ай бұрын
@@chermal7311 that’s correct :’)
@Terratomere4 ай бұрын
@@Sharki_iO seems like your subconscious accurately depicted ai images
@GabyRuizDiaz4 ай бұрын
that sounds terrifying
@JaxonBellve3 ай бұрын
"those peas, with that hat, at THIS time of the year, on the month, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY YOUR KITCHEN!?"
@Waluigiwatchwaa2 ай бұрын
Yes
@incessantAlchemist2 ай бұрын
Can I see it?
@JaxonBellve2 ай бұрын
@@incessantAlchemist SKINNER THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
@Waluigiwatchwaa2 ай бұрын
@@incessantAlchemist no
@incessantAlchemist2 ай бұрын
@@JaxonBellve No Mother, that's just those peas.
@RedCaio4 ай бұрын
"what do you call a low income door? ... Poor!" cracked me up lol!
@lolliii54773 ай бұрын
classy.
@monsterdonster99814 ай бұрын
3:07 i need this one to visualise the horror and rage i feel when someone says the phrase "sigma male"
@Lumelore4 ай бұрын
Unless the phrase is in barbie font on a crop top with a picture of a unicorn or cute cat, then that's 🔥🔥🔥
@OttoKreml4 ай бұрын
I know. Only alpha males are real, the pretenders.
@halfsine4 ай бұрын
i just need it to visualize the horror and rage that i feel all the time
@GeneralKenobi694204 ай бұрын
Daily reminder that you will never be a w
@BlueskyPara4 ай бұрын
sigma male
@pigadigapo9954 ай бұрын
10:47 I have got a feeling the econoshitbox will be a real thing I the near future
@mintythedemon17854 ай бұрын
3:06 Disturbing faces in mundane scenarios are so funny to me.
@johngerygooz32514 ай бұрын
You need to watch Asobi Asobase then.
@lamplight4044 ай бұрын
Reversed is good too
@johngerygooz32514 ай бұрын
@@lamplight404 Mundane faces in disturbing scenarios?
@lamplight4044 ай бұрын
@@johngerygooz3251 yeah
@johngerygooz32514 ай бұрын
@@lamplight404 Well, I agree.
@lightningbolt91554 ай бұрын
“Why are you doing this!?” “Protein.”
@pixelcat294 ай бұрын
And that is how the world is
@user-tt6jr7rz5l4 ай бұрын
Living on Earth be like:
@Renna20044 ай бұрын
Bro i cried hardddddd ahahahahahahah
@alitadombroski76884 ай бұрын
10/10 meme
@foreng30954 ай бұрын
It's like the Aggretsuko yoga coach.
@23Mondeo2 ай бұрын
8:52 i find this so funny for some reason
@Vigggghhhhhhh2 ай бұрын
Piter
@TheSkinGuy1012 ай бұрын
"Aw sweet, Lois! I've turned into a *TINKY WINKY SCREAM SFX.*
@thefunny12502 ай бұрын
eheheheAAAUUUHHHHHH
@cygnus-nk3tzАй бұрын
shit making me lmao
@SalahDaftarDArАй бұрын
Printer Griffin analong scary
@AhmedAlomari-x7e4 ай бұрын
8:33 has some creepypasta potential
@creeperfun124 ай бұрын
MissingNO. in pokemon yellow
@schizophrenic_rambler4 ай бұрын
It's literally every creepypasta ever
@Frotheru_The_Dragon4 ай бұрын
the story would be "i was a fuскing psychopath murdering peорle untill a pokemon asked why and i died"
@AhmedAlomari-x7e4 ай бұрын
I mean yeah it generic, never mind
@helenmoulford56444 ай бұрын
so does 0:36
@TheRedDepths4 ай бұрын
5:47 broo people at their workplace are going to have a stroke trying to read that and they'd probably think they're dyslexic.
@JoelTheParrot4 ай бұрын
something something of in eat the food
@banana_Asriel4 ай бұрын
@@JoelTheParrot Why is it called an oven if you of in the cold food and out hot eat the food
@dyingdonkeyjeremy4 ай бұрын
That poster would be the single reason I would try to get a job there
@JoelTheParrot4 ай бұрын
@@banana_Asriel thank you
@AYWYC4 ай бұрын
@@banana_Asriel 🤬🤬🤬 you're wrong and your opinion is wrong. clearly you can't over food cold and get hot without ovving the cold eat in and then out
@januarymagcalas-nones94 ай бұрын
1:32 this feels like a asdfmovie or raxdflipnote joke
@Boxten_12433 ай бұрын
Good
@sixeleven6373 ай бұрын
it should be animated
@shapphirethewolf88143 ай бұрын
Omg the guy that made the “LETS GO GAMBLING!”
@scribbleheadsfallАй бұрын
it has raxd's artstyle lol
@lunalavandula134 ай бұрын
i had a dream recently that you were hunting me for sport in a toys r us while i was desperately searching for a copy of batman: the long halloween
@Cress_Joku4 ай бұрын
Lmao this is peak
@Millamanke4 ай бұрын
Idk why I thought "Batman: The Long Halloween" was also made up in your dream until I googled it. The title just sounds very silly
@Ilowon0414 ай бұрын
Imagine that as a game lol
@lunalavandula134 ай бұрын
update: i got my copy
@magicman69083 ай бұрын
@@lunalavandula13 Comic or movie? I think the movie has a slightly different ending to the comic.
@spalonebabaguscooties4 ай бұрын
I love when Matt Rose said "it's Matt Rosing time" and Matt Rosed all over the place
@aurenkleige4 ай бұрын
The more you pay attention to not just the comment itself, but the profile picture and profile name, the crazier this gets.
@treymoment4 ай бұрын
Am i having a stroke
@favoritemustard35424 ай бұрын
@treymoment idk, are ya? 😏😉
@treymoment4 ай бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542 hor hor hor hor hor
@spalonebabaguscooties4 ай бұрын
man I love these replies
@manofmanynames_2 ай бұрын
1:41 is genuinely terrifying and im all here for it
@AidanBuelingАй бұрын
Feels like one of those horror mario rom hacks but for Garfield
@GSerrano21Ай бұрын
Same, I feel immense horror from this, especially at night
@memeurr--dreemurr853028 күн бұрын
Kel 🫵
@User_Samicom25 күн бұрын
@@memeurr--dreemurr8530OMEIRIRI?
@Armi1P4 ай бұрын
7:51 Thank you for The Sims burglar sound effect, brought back memories. I hope more people begin to use it lol.
@BlocGAY114 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, in the first Sims game I hate what it plays that sound and then I look around. It’s just like a raccoon.
@errordark184 ай бұрын
I was in the middle of eating Taco Bell while watching and when I heard the sound effect, I paused mid-eating completely. I wasn't expecting that sound and it completely caught me off guard xD
@0_dearghealach_0834 ай бұрын
Oh, that's where the sound is from! Thanks!
@Auntie_KKx4 ай бұрын
5:45 is giving "say pizza to drugs. Say no to yes" vibes
@TheBloodBitch4 ай бұрын
Say pizza to drugs, say no to yes.
@Maya1_4044 ай бұрын
5:21 I’m sending this to my science teacher, she’ll love it
@mizukittyakinyama3 ай бұрын
HARD. HARD.
@jennyjokela16564 ай бұрын
12:30 emergency dog situation ‼️🚨🆘🐶🐶🐶🆘🚨‼️
@m310grass4 ай бұрын
Emergency Frog Situation!!! ‼️🚨🆘🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🆘🚨‼️
@rainbowjulia4 ай бұрын
damn you beat me to it
@SarahAbramova4 ай бұрын
He should make merch of that or something
@The_Black_Cat_44 ай бұрын
sir we have an emergency dog in mug of beans situation
@Icantchangemyhandlehelp4 ай бұрын
Darn I wanted to make that joke
@nicoladuffy38714 ай бұрын
This man single handedly makes my Mondays
@sophmrqry4 ай бұрын
real!
@Riftbreaker14 ай бұрын
same
@march50574 ай бұрын
Antithesis Garfield be like
@Thelastunicornlover4 ай бұрын
😎👍❤️
@Raritation4 ай бұрын
5:35 "surrounded by some of the greatest historical figures of all time!" *proceeds to show yoda and spongebob*
@grayanddevpdx4 ай бұрын
WAKE UP BABE MATT ROSE MONDAY
@DerAusserEgge4 ай бұрын
HE IS BAAAACK
@azur134 ай бұрын
YESSSS
@pixeld8z4 ай бұрын
WOOHOO YEAH ✨✨✨
@raccoon_pawz4 ай бұрын
IM AWAKE :D
@Gnat_7364 ай бұрын
YESSSSSS 😻
@Pneumonia-Nakey4 ай бұрын
4:17 literally the NO scene from planet of the apes
@sandclover4 ай бұрын
8:52 this sound sent me into genuine distress omg
@vadimplays49494 ай бұрын
6:19 that's literally how an enderman is
@pixlblue14 ай бұрын
explains the minecraft background too lol
@vadimplays49494 ай бұрын
@@pixlblue1Yeah
@HungryWarden4 ай бұрын
@@pixlblue1how did I not notice that, I thought those were normal trees!
@glasslemongrass4 ай бұрын
i misread that as slenderman and honestly, still works
@The-S-H3lf-Eater2 ай бұрын
slender men
@CosmicAggressor4 ай бұрын
12:29 This is the best meme of all time ever.
@bilingualistic85144 ай бұрын
Hmmm yes, very wise
@MicrowavedGod4 ай бұрын
I'm him from his dream
@retardeddragapult3 ай бұрын
EMERGENCY DOG SITUATION
@ElementalDomino20073 ай бұрын
EMERGENCY DOG SITUATION
@collodion18843 ай бұрын
That is definitely a situation
@TheMutantKing1164 ай бұрын
13:15 🅱️ Killed me💀
@melissapeterson42874 ай бұрын
🅱️
@montesclarosmyrna79644 ай бұрын
13:14 🅱️
@Moulikyash4 ай бұрын
🅱️
@rangergaming464 ай бұрын
🅱️
@MinecraftGamerLR4 ай бұрын
🅱️
@Static-heheh4 ай бұрын
8:52 HeheheĄ̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓u̴̢̠͎̲̗̮̤̥̪̖̦͈͕͛̈́̀̒̒̄̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕️x̵̨̞̳̟̰̗̦͈͈͙̻͎͉̫͓̌̎͒͑͠͝ͅͅŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️u̴̢̠͎̲̗̮̤̥̪̖̦͈͕͛̈́̀̒̒̄̚͠â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️k̵̨̪̖͇͙͎̜͊̌͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️x̵̨̞̳̟̰̗̦͈͈͙̻͎͉̫͓̌̎͒͑͠͝ͅͅ️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽ Edit One: Never Gotten This Many Likes Before, Tysm!
@formerwarthunderenjoyer19454 ай бұрын
@@Thecutepandaboi hehehe **gets possessed by the ancient gods**
@roryandbro15614 ай бұрын
How
@Pennali4 ай бұрын
What the hell is gaslubsuationology?
@Static-heheh4 ай бұрын
@@ThecutepandaboiI Edited It Already
@Thecutepandaboi4 ай бұрын
@@Static-heheh ah ok
@jaeyunpeach4 ай бұрын
matt i keep having reoccurring dreams (well i should say nightmares) of me watching your videos and then you just break into the window saying “SKULL EMOJI!!”
@angi_dth4 ай бұрын
I’ve had that dream b4 too….
@Riftbreaker14 ай бұрын
wow....
@violetjensen37834 ай бұрын
Had two precious weeks being with my long distance partner irl. we budgeted watching multiple of your videos into our time
@flyingyogurtwastaken4 ай бұрын
9:57 I love how the step goes from 5 to 8 to 0
@5staropinions4 ай бұрын
thing is, i fell asleep while watching this (i fell asleep around 5, it's now 7) and i had the sort of "cutoff point" of my memories at ~10:30 in, my dream ominously consisted of: a warped version of the AI egg in a bowl, text reading "Uh-oh, Matt Rose got Salmonella!" in that bold, outlined meme font, the white noise of my fan, and Grian narrating his episode of Minecraft Taskmaster because i forgot to take it out of my watch later... I somehow scared myself awake 💀
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb4 ай бұрын
The font impact?
@hot_soup43194 ай бұрын
9:35 Honestly "Hedge Pops" does seem like it'd be some obscure brand of cereal from the 90s. Even kinda looks like the berry Captain Crunch. God help what the internet would do with that mascot though if she were real.
@IneffableMasquerade4 ай бұрын
10:16 eating a terrible tasting concoction and risking getting salmonella for the bit
@Braxton999Adams4 ай бұрын
That bit genuinely almost made ME gag from watching second hand. I thought I was basically immune to that sort of reaction after being on the internet for so long xD
@user-et2dx5du7e4 ай бұрын
Raw egg isn’t bad if it wasn’t American.it’s pretty normal to eat it in Japan and it’s really healthy
@ChesterManfred4 ай бұрын
He's got 8/10 in endurance
@Spagel-wh2cl4 ай бұрын
I was tired and read this as “eating a terrible tasting cocomelon” my stars I need sleep💀
@EddieWelch-hk8vs3 ай бұрын
@@Spagel-wh2clLMFAO💀
@4thalt4 ай бұрын
9:55 1. Prepare your fox milk 3. Add hoke to your already finished cereal 2. Pour sugar in a coffee cup (Completely unrelated to the cereal, but awww the cute hearts) 4. Prepare some spices 5. Add dough to the bowl 8. Mix it until it turns into cereal (add coke) 5. Add egg (cue HowToBasic montage) 8. Your cereal is done! Θ. Add more cereal
@FoxOnFilm22094 ай бұрын
You forgot the 250kg of uranium 235
@omatic_opulis98764 ай бұрын
how a creeal?
@ryanwalsh50194 ай бұрын
Mmm fox milk
@4thalt4 ай бұрын
@@ryanwalsh5019 let me guess, furry
@nunaalsoknownasohare63884 ай бұрын
Delicious fox milk egg cocaine cereal Can't start my mornings without it
@BopItBlitz4 ай бұрын
8:39 that why looks cute
@demmywemmy2 ай бұрын
Frfr
@grayanddevpdx4 ай бұрын
8:52 this video has a weird obsession with demented Peter Griffin
@ojd91454 ай бұрын
ehehehehehaaAAAAAAAA}7}《\7}■¤}€}\《7}《7}~
@s-viper14624 ай бұрын
1:37 is just your average raxdflipnote video.
@nopenuhuhthankyouno4 ай бұрын
Someone wants the tungsten cube today! *drops tungsten cube on you to stop you from running him over*
@mekaindo4 ай бұрын
I knew this comment existed
@michaeldreemurrandhisaus21654 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure this was raxdflipnote before his career
@0_dearghealach_0834 ай бұрын
Is Flipnote still active?
@JackoHeartz4 ай бұрын
@@0_dearghealach_083 kinda? search up Sudomemo - it's basically an unofficial flipnote hatena
@BinglesP2 ай бұрын
8:57 As a KZbin Poop channel who sometimes posts Total Drama YTPs, I would absolutely love to reference Chris McClain Cookie Crisps. And eat some real ones too
@caitlinabbott78954 ай бұрын
11:45 You can never escape them, Matt...
@TheSprunkerOfficial4 ай бұрын
Furb
@kirby-from-kirby4 ай бұрын
these videos single-handedly take away all the dread that comes with mondays thank you matthew
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
You are most welcome 😊
@lizdenisthemenace17192 ай бұрын
4:45 the twist is that the dancing girl was actually the reflection of the phone screen
@sir_stressed2934 ай бұрын
8:52, Holy shit Matt! Blink twice if there is a demon taking control of you.
@JoelTheParrot4 ай бұрын
don't worry! i think it is just video editing! matt rose has a 95% chance of being ok according to my doctor :) i do not have a doctor
@@RogerVers1google helpfully translated that to “EHELS hťe be naughty”
@GodOfGunz4 ай бұрын
@@RogerVers1youtube gave me the option of translating your comment into english and it became EHEKS hȩ̶̣͍̘͛͆̅́ͅ be naughty
@sarahharman98794 ай бұрын
You know what, I just remembered a dream I had where a traditional Chinese farmer who was glowing convinced me that 1: I was not dreaming, and 2: I was sitting on the toilet and it was perfectly safe to pee
@Agent_Double_0_44 ай бұрын
9:16 Yes I will
@wayacrazy.4 ай бұрын
Me too
@traingameiacs4 ай бұрын
1:57 unironically this is the stuff of nightmares
@traingameiacs4 ай бұрын
also, that could be a meme
@jFNY_4 ай бұрын
at the same rate, that meme could be used to respond to so much of whats happening today... might make my own version some day...
@INfinITY139834 ай бұрын
3:06 like this.
@halfsine4 ай бұрын
why? its just facts! cartoons shouldn't say that
@kezottle4 ай бұрын
you mean unironically?
@ashaler__4 ай бұрын
10:20 The "plobp" he made is just as funny as all the other noises he voices. This man is a natural
@Lego_Trunks4604 ай бұрын
4:41 why the fuck is that so relatable
@justanothercomment4 ай бұрын
As someone with cronic pain, 12:42 really got me 🤣
@Sodaboy1284 ай бұрын
Man, now I know why my insides hurt so bad and why it looks slimy when I take a shit
@0_dearghealach_0834 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that. Please take care of yourself.
@justanothercomment4 ай бұрын
@@0_dearghealach_083 Aw thank you, I do my best to :]
@joshmyrna68593 ай бұрын
@@Sodaboy128uh-huh
@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm14724 ай бұрын
4:50 shes dancing shes dancing she says she'll never die
@0_dearghealach_0834 ай бұрын
Yep. Blood Meridian. I have no plans to read it. On account of how many people say it's terrifying. That, and I spent all of 2020-2023 watching exclusively horror movies and reading horror books and broke my mind.
@The-S-H3lf-Eater3 ай бұрын
@@0_dearghealach_083The main villain is white. like, really white. really, REALLY white. imagine the whitest person, but like, infinitely whiter. that's how white the antagonist is.
@GUNUFofficial2 ай бұрын
@@The-S-H3lf-Eaterhe made alot of chicken salad without seasoning. I'm joking btw I know about judge holden
@meowzfever4 ай бұрын
3:23 like….like……..the magnus archives
@Jozefeven4 ай бұрын
You’re like if baloo became an alcoholic
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
The Bare Depressities 💀
@yourmomreacts37344 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose Oh no not the depressities D:
@axels.chainz4 ай бұрын
i once had a dream about a furby infection in a massive aldi while being dragged about by some bloke to be saved
@grimdarkmalarkey54024 ай бұрын
There's an animated movie, the Mitchells vs the machines, that has a furby attack in a giant tech store. It's pretty good, in a hilariously terrifying way.
@mrweybanana32102 ай бұрын
8:32 thats just a creepypasta
@Happy_Koopa_boiАй бұрын
Its like DISABLED
@Bingo2012jtАй бұрын
True
@Geraldandme24 күн бұрын
Mhm
@alithe_utlover4 ай бұрын
“where you live, carl?”
@thecuza97164 ай бұрын
The cereal section of the video triggered a memory of a dream I had once where I was at the grocery store and discovered that Gundham Tanaka from Danganronpa had his own line of hot sauces, and I was trying to decide whether to get one of those, or one of the Coyote Peterson hot sauces that were on the shelf next to them.
@donniejefferson95542 ай бұрын
Those ai greentexts were actually fantastic. Never would've guessed they weren't real if I didn't know better.
@j_cannot_type4 ай бұрын
oh no 3:53 reminds me of when i was in hospital and the first thing i did after waking up from the anaesthetic was compliment the nurse on how pretty she was 😭😭😭
@AuricSilverfinger4 ай бұрын
I had a dream where they added a new McDonalds menu item called 'The McFrys'. They were like regular fries but if you held them in your hand for too long they would go red-hot, and then disappear into ash. Not one of the categories of dreams in this video, but I had a dream where there was a strange wrestler called 'Rattlebones' who was a skeleton in blue flared trousers and a blue hat. He lost every match.
@Hellknight1014 ай бұрын
Rattlebones is my new favorite wrestler, hands down.
@The-S-H3lf-Eater3 ай бұрын
I NEED Rattlebones. I *NEED* IT!!!
@ChristianMiller7777Ай бұрын
10:30 I would actually want to have that drink
@jasperwisecarver4 ай бұрын
"sharp hamburger" was kinda funny
@fromaggio76544 ай бұрын
God… first aggressive pizza and now.. sharp hamburger
@lolbitebas12424 ай бұрын
4:21 was unironically terrifying 💀
@DoodlesWords4 ай бұрын
It could probably be shortened to a good 2 or 3 sentence horror story
@ChaffyExpert4 ай бұрын
Ai greentext goes from funny to creepypasta fast.
@goosifyed97174 ай бұрын
I drempt there was an abandoned mcdonalds playplace (with 1980’s style ice cream machines, ballpits, etc) in one of those horrific evertale ads.
@Foxyrobo4 ай бұрын
7:46 this is the most chaotic one out of context
@VelociraptorAnimations4 ай бұрын
Now that I think of it, dreams are basically your own mind doing an AI generated video.
@dropdmike75Ай бұрын
1:42 why does this feel like something you'd see in a horror game
@LordCrate-du8zm4 ай бұрын
Still waiting for “Matt Rose looks at movies from people’s dreams.”
@escchristian5934 ай бұрын
Still waiting for the craziest lion stories
@genericname27474 ай бұрын
I once dreamt that Honour Among Thieves got a sequel. It showed the players of the d&d game. They lived in a dystopian post apocalyptic world and one of them was from an alternate dimension and used a portal to play d&d. Everyone hated the movie
@CalifornianCuttlefish4 ай бұрын
I once dreamt of a character called "Boris the occasionally depressed clown"
@avian17994 ай бұрын
Jesse from Control: „Oh no what am I gonna do about this Hiss Threat or whatever“ Athi: 6:06
@d0rkn3ss_k1t4 ай бұрын
Had a dream about matt screaming 'wet Bolognese' about 10 times and then i woke up in a cold sweat
one time i used AI to generate a motivational quote and it was just a monochrome picture os markiplier with really fancy text saying "DIE"
@DOINGSTUFF2626Ай бұрын
2:12 the secret unused emotions from THE BLUE CHANNEL: THALASIN
@Oxygen_Breather.4 ай бұрын
Had a dream where the iphone alarm was playing over and over again and it was so annoying I literally got sent to hell
@quostad4 ай бұрын
That's quite extra of a fate
@psm79904 ай бұрын
1:23 this isn’t quite how I remembered Bo Burnham’s “How the World Works”
@notsambtw4 ай бұрын
That's not Socko; that's....erm....
@DillyzThe14 ай бұрын
On August 11th, 2024, I dreamt that I had attempted to purchase chocolate chip cookies, but instead purchased 2 perfectly function Nintendo DS Lite systems for exactly $5.04... except they had full internet and a software library. I saw Doom, Banjo & Kazooie, The Super Mario Sunshine Wiki, & many many more.
@AlphaDarnia4 ай бұрын
8:58 is that the weezer album cover
@T-Gwen-T4 ай бұрын
Yup 100%
@dezcubing58444 ай бұрын
oats
@yuugaaoyama18974 ай бұрын
ALRIGHT CAMPERS-
@lukiwei94684 ай бұрын
Mfs when light blue square
@bruhsidorov4 ай бұрын
it is literally weezer blue
@X-boi3.04 ай бұрын
12:35 got me :FL6-UB6:
@BiscuitFlash4 ай бұрын
💀
@exsparlock88594 ай бұрын
Could you explain, please?
@dinfadiem03 ай бұрын
@@exsparlock88592:17
@X-boi3.02 ай бұрын
@@exsparlock8859":FL6-UB6:" is one of the emojis AI made for test 2 and it looks like a 💀
@oscarrivero60603 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard with the "sir, we have a situation" and I can't explain why.
@TheMakerFC4 ай бұрын
10:04 And that is what I call a SIN.
@Waluigiwatchwaa2 ай бұрын
I didn't think he'd actually drink that
@EdgyShooter4 ай бұрын
Choked on my drink with the "people not having a stroke" kind 😂
@bioeless2 ай бұрын
1:58 this feels reminiscent of salad fingers
@GoofyGooberMars4 ай бұрын
12:07 alright who gave grandma cocaine????!!
@GorillaFan_324 ай бұрын
Robert downey jr on some good shit
@ChiEsp6194 ай бұрын
"Quien pucta le dio droga a la llama conchadesumadre mire como esta hablando" ahh AI Image 💀
@Helpimstuckinthewalls4 ай бұрын
4:23 This sounds like a creepypasta…
@terrariapro1474 ай бұрын
Oh no! The serbian dancing lady! Matt rose, Break it down!
@harkchester999Ай бұрын
@@terrariapro147oh when the SKULLEMOJI comes marching in
@charliebarrow7785Ай бұрын
1:33 that looks like something flipnotes(the “let’s go gambling guy”) would make the characters even look like they’re made by him
@brenjmorris4 ай бұрын
listening to this like it's a podcast while doing chores, with no visuals? h e l p
@tacotaco2884 ай бұрын
7:31 I would want that if it were real
@terrariapro1474 ай бұрын
Dale, Goliath birdeater
@IronSharpensIronOfficial4 ай бұрын
Unironically yes
@YourSillySwampCritter2 ай бұрын
@@terrariapro147 Currently residing in your garden ⬅️👍
@ArcanineEspeon4 ай бұрын
on a vaguely related note to new Pokémon, one of my favorite dreams I've ever had is when Animal Crossing had a pretty big announcement to introduce a new animal but it was Soos from Gravity Falls.
@justwhytho_omg4 ай бұрын
2:22 that emoji is way too happy for its name
@StarSailor13434 ай бұрын
Fake it 'til you make it man
@BerdlyGaming4 ай бұрын
Idk I feel like I would be happy if someone were to smd