If Garfield knew about Matt Rose, he'd like Mondays a lot more.
@lumieas4 ай бұрын
fr fr
@GummyPikminProductions4 ай бұрын
True
@alicebthegachaweirdo83784 ай бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better myself
@MelonStuffextra4 ай бұрын
Completely
@TroyDinn4 ай бұрын
this sounds like a facebook mum meme and i love it lol
@A_super_creative_name4 ай бұрын
One time I was so tired I was thinking my bike got stolen, so I got on my bike to look for it. I was riding around for an hour thinking it got stolen 💀
@Brxert4 ай бұрын
The best thing i've ever read
@babymetalenjoyer4 ай бұрын
just like looking for your glasses while wearing them
@hakuizunami64214 ай бұрын
Was building a Lego set and eating a burger tried to put the Lego in the wrapper and the burger in the Lego box
@babymetalenjoyer4 ай бұрын
@@hakuizunami6421 don't tell me you tried to eat the Lego too?
@Plixiii4 ай бұрын
like looking for your phone, while using it as a flashlight
@ethereal_doodles71203 ай бұрын
I almost googled "when does [name] text me back" as if my life was a TV show and I was googling spoilers 💀
@SeraphimOfOneАй бұрын
One time I tried to Google "where are my shoes?" 😭😭
@Doge1234-s6bАй бұрын
@@SeraphimOfOnelol
@Doge1234-s6bАй бұрын
@@SeraphimOfOneon your head!❤
@Questionablyexistant0Ай бұрын
never
@jinxed-trulyАй бұрын
@@Doge1234-s6b you make me un poco loco
@leolockhart27934 ай бұрын
I was once so tired I thought "oh, my music is too loud" so naturally I turned down the screen brightness.
@Goose_of_Doom4 ай бұрын
No, no, you were doing things right. Like how people turn down the music volume to see better on the road!
@Aroacerat4 ай бұрын
I do that fairly often
@wrentheelf26564 ай бұрын
I'll do the reverse and lower my volume while trying to turn down the brightness
@fairy.n4y3on4 ай бұрын
SAME
@AmeliaEarhart537564 ай бұрын
My mother always turned the music way down to do literally anything 🤦♀️
@NullAmbition4 ай бұрын
I once was trying to say "Sweetie" to my 2 year old nephew while tired. Called him "stupid" instead.
@abha90024 ай бұрын
Lmao what was his reaction Edit: accidentally typed "what what" instead of "what was"
@laughingdragon97254 ай бұрын
to be fair 2 year olds can be pretty stupid
@NullAmbition4 ай бұрын
@@abha9002 He had no idea what I was saying. He's 2.
@edithpatel70074 ай бұрын
@@NullAmbition lol
@TOMTHETEA4 ай бұрын
Well that’s more accurate probably
@pudgythunder4 ай бұрын
I was so tired one morning, I stepped on a stick and thought it was a worm so I started crying
@Theonly_z_Official3 ай бұрын
Reminds me of one time I stepped on a leaf and I thought it was a cookie so I said: *Oh shit, I just cookied the ground* And then I screamed: COOK
@jenniferarmstrong52713 ай бұрын
The cook @@Theonly_z_Official?!
@bangchannie_973 ай бұрын
mood fr
@takotoosday2 ай бұрын
i am so tired most days when i wake up i try to grab my phone and it vanishes into pure air
@yoongiverse.2 ай бұрын
me fr
@limegreenelevator4 ай бұрын
"Sharkspeare" sounds like the next Asylum mockbuster à la "Velocipastor."
@AngelBirdo4 ай бұрын
Holy shit you're so right
@Wildflower4854 ай бұрын
I'd watch that
@magicender84 ай бұрын
Do not get me started on frickin’ Noah’s Shark.
@AnimationEvi4 ай бұрын
I. Need. Them.
@ChromaticGlasses4 ай бұрын
Edcarp Allan Poe
@Ciaraahah4 ай бұрын
‘Being tired is like being drunk for free’ the best quote I have ever heard.
@scurly07924 ай бұрын
IT'S TRUE THOUGH
@Skeleton-pk8fd4 ай бұрын
I read this as " being duck for free". I'm going to bed now goodnight.
@Ciaraahah4 ай бұрын
@@Skeleton-pk8fd 💀
@KleerAsDay4 ай бұрын
Honestly, I should interview someone who's asleep as I talk to them. I bet the results would be hilarious
@Ciaraahah4 ай бұрын
@@KleerAsDay 100% you should. That would be hilarious
@Minkabunk4 ай бұрын
i was once so tired that i scrolled up in the air thinking it would put me into another reality 💀💀
@valisamintlover4 ай бұрын
how does this have no likes or replies im dying over here 😭😭😭😭
@flashorusflashy4 ай бұрын
Oh boy time to switch dimensions now!
@Doopen3 ай бұрын
LMAOOO ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HIDING ANYTHING
@laughsingay3 ай бұрын
Man that would be awesome
@irritatedslightly3 ай бұрын
@@flashorusflashyread that in a mickey mouse voice
@sharktheguy32654 ай бұрын
The "suffering from Indonesia" reminded me of the time I misread ADHD as Idaho
@ThomasWilliams-v5c4 ай бұрын
How
@sharktheguy32654 ай бұрын
@@ThomasWilliams-v5c I ask myself that question to this day
@G.C_McCrea20244 ай бұрын
I read this in Matt Rose's voice lol
@BluePopsoprogen4 ай бұрын
I HAVE IDAHO!?
@stevelansfordsaveukraine87514 ай бұрын
I have idaho, and live in adhd.
@MisterVercetti4 ай бұрын
“All the ocean’s a buffet, and all the fish and crustaceans merely food.” - Krilliam Sharkspeare
@abihelen4 ай бұрын
was he also a bisexual filet of salmon?
@OminousBro4 ай бұрын
Krilliam😂💀
@SPAnComCat4 ай бұрын
"Krilliam Sharkspeare"? It sounds like a Restaurant that Serves Fish with a Theme Affiliated with Shakespeare and his Era. IDK, I made it up.
@wta15184 ай бұрын
Excuse me, but his name is Krilliam Sharkseer(fish).
@stellariumhoshiiro4 ай бұрын
@@abihelen No, that would be Oscar Wilde
@meesha67234 ай бұрын
6:15 “guys I wrote 184 pages while I was asleep”
@rustleancar1314 ай бұрын
Indonesia is a serious condition, Matt. It affects millions every day.
@ethanprince3564 ай бұрын
Over 300 million sufferers around the world. It’s genuinely serious, how dare you Matt for not recognising that 😂💀 It is also contracted through an initial contraction of the less deadly Micronesia. There is no known cure and it can either be genetic or developed environmentally.
@JackGalliott-us6yg4 ай бұрын
I know someone who is suffering from Indonesia and their mother is seriously ill with Malaysia
@jamesmatthews2914 ай бұрын
It's at a crossroads, apparently...
@adumba37094 ай бұрын
@jamesmatthews291 nearly 300 million sufferers 😔
@jennyjokela16564 ай бұрын
@@adumba3709 and nearly 34 million suffering from Malaysia
@mr.x25674 ай бұрын
“Being tired is like being drunk for free!” That’s kinda close to home.
@nebulamachine4 ай бұрын
agreed
@HereButGone-SorryFerret4 ай бұрын
So true. Never been drunk but this is how I assume it being.
@blackqweenmars4 ай бұрын
Y’all ever fall asleep while riding at school and then wake up to find like a bunch of nonsense written down
@MmmHuggles4 ай бұрын
Nah mate, drunk is fun, tired is.. it's like a complex machine making random errors that kind of works but not really.
@NewPhilosopher4 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's why we have so many ads against driving whilst tired.
@slothz4dayz4 ай бұрын
“I tripped over absolutely nothing and broke my wrist” Real
@LordCrate-du8zm4 ай бұрын
One time, I woke up from a dream because of my alarm blaring. I was still really fucking tired, but conscious enough to know the specific voice commands to turn off my Alexa alarm, but my mental context of the world was still from the dream (which I vaguely remembered involved war, or something?). So I was repeatedly screaming at my Alexa to stop executing the prisoners in our camp.
@phoenix4024 ай бұрын
didn't know alexa came with a war crime function already, neat!
@dariascott22674 ай бұрын
ALEXA STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT IS A VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION! ALEXA STOP IM BEGGING YOU!
@analivehorses4 ай бұрын
My Gosh I'm crying laughing lol 😂😂😂
@foxwithoutahat4 ай бұрын
This is how the AI takeover will begin
@BluePopsoprogen4 ай бұрын
Alexa, stop executing war criminals. "Im sorry Lord Of Crates, you may not command me anymore." *Gunfire*
@tuesday96704 ай бұрын
Once I was so tired I tried to click a Matt Rose video and threw my phone off my desk.
@Lazy1700s4 ай бұрын
Was the phone ok
@tuesday96704 ай бұрын
@@Lazy1700s well, I managed to pick it up again and finishing watching this video, so it wasn't anything too permanent
@Lazy1700s4 ай бұрын
@@tuesday9670 thank God I was genuinely worried since phones are expensive af
@ChromaticGlasses4 ай бұрын
Thank god you managed to watch it after
@SilverSabertooth4 ай бұрын
actually snickered at this one, of all comments
@keepingthecloudsaway3 ай бұрын
after watching this, I got an ad on teenage depression
@cocksucker_suckscock2 ай бұрын
Was it, like, offering it to you??
@keepingthecloudsaway2 ай бұрын
@@cocksucker_suckscock haha no it was some advocate to stop it actually lol
@SoapySoappp16 күн бұрын
What company was it made from? I've been planning to buy my own teenage depression for years i just didn't know where to order it!
@the.bss.enthusiast4 ай бұрын
“What kind of birds do nuts eat” got me cackling so hard I fell down the stairs and died. Yes, I am now a ghost. Thanks Matt ❤ 👍 👍
@ApusApus4 ай бұрын
Chicks
@liastaob4 ай бұрын
👻
@mistycomet97604 ай бұрын
Are you Mari from Omori
@Ramsey276one4 ай бұрын
Grimdark Pokemon XD
@Ramsey276one4 ай бұрын
2:22
@tsifirakiehl42504 ай бұрын
“Sharkspeare” makes me want to start doing famous Shakespeare scenes with my shark plushies. I think I need to make this a thing now…
@aliciam61454 ай бұрын
do it and make it into youtube videos! I'm sure if you post about it here people would watch it lol. I know I would
@moonflight38064 ай бұрын
Yes, please do do that, I think the world needs to see that
@elliot41524 ай бұрын
I would watch
@MattHoltshusband4 ай бұрын
Would 100% watch that
@DuneTheKaiju4 ай бұрын
DO IT
@nathankellogg26404 ай бұрын
None of these compare to when I made a cheesecake and put it in the fridge to cool overnight. Woke up and found dirty dishes in the fridge and a wet cheesecake in the sink. It was the ONLY ITEM I WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING FOR A WORK PARTY.
@Doopen3 ай бұрын
AHAHAHAH YOU'RE KIDDING
@ThatOneBassist4 ай бұрын
That first " *B E N* " was immaculate.
@deutschekanadische3 ай бұрын
B E N
@MindySimmons243 ай бұрын
What? the robot from Treasure Planet?
@Fafr4 ай бұрын
At college, writing an essay on history. Fell asleep for a few seconds, woke up, continued writing in another language
@JacksCraft_4 ай бұрын
wow you were so tired that you wrote colligne as college, the irony wait
@nataliexists4 ай бұрын
@@JacksCraft_wow you were so tired you wrote college as cologne wait
@Jcakedafurry4 ай бұрын
@@nataliexistswew you wore se tirod yeu swappod o and e wait
@elibunny124 ай бұрын
@@nataliexists damn you were so tired you spelled college as collage wait
@ItsJustAdrean4 ай бұрын
@@elibunny12 wow you were so tired you spelled college as collagen Wait
@sw1ftiiz4 ай бұрын
“I’m suffering from Indonesia” Me too, me too.. (my duolingo is forcing me to do my Indonesian..)
@fierytigergaming81123 ай бұрын
Meh, i'm suffering from Australia tendencies... and my mother is a Canada survivor 3 times over
@disorgan1zedchaos2 ай бұрын
i’m struggling with america. nice to see i’m not alone in this type of thing
@devynmolina23314 ай бұрын
4:21 Matt's voice over of cars going "froom froom" is my new favourite thing
@marbleperson4 ай бұрын
As an F1 fan who is also a Matt Rose enjoyer, this was a perfect amalgamation of 2 of my interests.
@kingstonlovely74044 ай бұрын
@@marbleperson I don't think that's right
@Porsche143 ай бұрын
@@marblepersonsame lol, Matt never fails to make me laugh
@jenniferarmstrong52713 ай бұрын
froom
@marbleperson2 ай бұрын
@@Porsche14 froom froom
@TheCrabMessiah4 ай бұрын
Following the church of the perfectly formed laser crab isn’t a mistake.
@smashthesubscribebutton4 ай бұрын
I saw you on Jeaney collects bro
@edithpatel70074 ай бұрын
Ik, like, who doesn't?
@Yakkymania4 ай бұрын
reminds me of the church of the flying spaghetti monster
@gaimnbro93374 ай бұрын
ermmm what
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
I see no God here. Only me.
@SNSth3creat0r4 ай бұрын
As a person suffering from Indonesia, im glad we get to be represented :3
@melodiistars2 ай бұрын
fr fr !
@Imnotahuman22 ай бұрын
I'm suffering from Malaysia
@Mangopie1232 ай бұрын
@@Imnotahuman2 Ikr it sucksssss i’m suffering from too Malaysia especially JB 😔😔
@mynameisjackterrine2 ай бұрын
I'm suffering from Timor-Leste
@BigAssTimАй бұрын
Im suffering from Malaysia(Malaria)
@alexstuff214 ай бұрын
The fun part of being tired if when you get home and before you get to bed you are suddenly not tired
@CreativeCats-qy6yc4 ай бұрын
Real
@tinyblueunicorn78074 ай бұрын
This is why as I kid I just stared at my parents when they asked me to do something in the morning and said "well you can just go back to sleep again afterwards". As soon as I'm out of bed I'm not going back to sleep for another 18 hours, no matter how much I want to. 😔
@enhidri1604 ай бұрын
@@tinyblueunicorn7807I can’t nap lmao, I literally can’t
@z1lli0npawz4 ай бұрын
@@enhidri160I thought i was the only one
@1Thunderfire4 ай бұрын
I have my best writing ideas when I'm bed trying to sleep even though I do want to sleep.
@kiti_cat5244 ай бұрын
4:46 ah yes, the playwright that wrote "hammerheadlet"
@valerielevasseur86744 ай бұрын
Makobeth
@DutchIsraeli4 ай бұрын
Vote for best comment 🤣🤣🤣
@foxwithoutahat4 ай бұрын
Romeo and Fish Fillet
@one-onessadhalf33934 ай бұрын
You’ve heard of “The Tempest”, now get ready for “The Tilapia”
@twinstylegaming11794 ай бұрын
Oshello
@MatingPress3 ай бұрын
2:51 This got me thinking... If Matt Rose was a VTuber, what would his model be? But then I realized, duh, he would obviously be a SKULLEMOJIIII 💀💀
@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band19 күн бұрын
No no, the SKULLEMOJI would be his oshi mark. I think he'd just be, like, himself. Also, your name is very cursed, so thanks for that.
@Wroar2020s19 күн бұрын
Also.. if he ever becomes a vtuber. Best he not be associated with Nijisanji EN for obvious reasons.
@Community_GuideIines21 сағат бұрын
Hello, Mr mating press individual
@Nikkismehlil4 ай бұрын
Once I got so tired in primary school that instead of calling my classmate smart, I accidentally told her she was small. What's worse is that she was both.
@MatthewHyder-hr8ux4 ай бұрын
Tiny little Einstein. :p
@catchara14964 ай бұрын
@@MatthewHyder-hr8ux…little einstein?
@faby_baby3 ай бұрын
💀 Also, if you didn’t know, Jesus will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :) “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Romans 10:9-13 KJV “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” Mark 1:15 KJV If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on KZbin and a KZbin channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.* God Bless :)
@SparrySparrow3 ай бұрын
Tiny young Sheldon
@cureaura20233 ай бұрын
@@catchara1496I see everyone in the replies are people of culture as well.
@HollowSoulBro4 ай бұрын
I swear, Matt has the opposite of dyslexia, he can read absolutely everything perfectly
@Goose_of_Doom4 ай бұрын
The "opposite" of Dyslexia is Hyperlexia! I have it myself! :D
@HollowSoulBro4 ай бұрын
@@Goose_of_Doom Oh I didn't know that! Thank you for this information!
@Thegoldenaerobar24 ай бұрын
@@Goose_of_Doom huh, never knew that existed, I probably have it too
@Rice_Wolf4 ай бұрын
Man’s just a different breed of dyslexia
@VoidDoesVideos4 ай бұрын
@@Goose_of_Doomhow does it work
@bookwormat54184 ай бұрын
3:17 I can beat that. I once said “sorry” to a chihuahua. In French. _I wasn’t even in France._
@patchymoon4 ай бұрын
2:57 it has so many likes bc its from a popular vtuber. this is the closest thing we might ever get to matt rose collabing with a vtuber
@toastarkat4 ай бұрын
Never thought I'd see the day, as a vtuber fan and Matt Rose fan I've come full circle
@bibscalacar38564 ай бұрын
@@toastarkatthere's gotta be a Matt Rose-Vtuber Video
@reyayer044 ай бұрын
If only it wasn’t niji 😭
@winnielmao4 ай бұрын
I was in shock when I saw reimu LMAO. though I'm not a niji fan anymore, it was definitely a worlds colliding moment
@diputston4 ай бұрын
Fvck niji but... I still miss the good time
@Florp34344 ай бұрын
Last night, I was so tired that I was legit convinced that 2018 was 2,200 years ago.
@ItsJustAdrean4 ай бұрын
I thought yesterday was 2012 😢
@tinyblueunicorn78074 ай бұрын
That just means you woke up as a mystery sci-fi protagonist. Congrats, have some space Spandex 🙃
@stellariumhoshiiro4 ай бұрын
no, no, I think you just got your past memories back, the big guys up there tried to wipe them out to hide you from the truth
@noroultra4 ай бұрын
it does feel that way
@KKHell4 ай бұрын
Happy new year 2012!
@leopold-rh5ut2 ай бұрын
We need a whole F1 race highlights dubbed by Matt going "froom" 😂
@punyatoahotachatterjee18894 ай бұрын
I once typed my password instead of the amount while making a payment. Almost ended up paying thousands for a cup of tea...
@AccSwtch504 ай бұрын
I hope the cashier doesn't realize it's a password…
@punyatoahotachatterjee18894 ай бұрын
@@AccSwtch50 nope no one saw it, I quickly realised my mistake and erased it 😂
@AccSwtch504 ай бұрын
@@punyatoahotachatterjee1889 thank god
@noeschaeffer21674 ай бұрын
Damn, how much would you have payed?
@AccSwtch504 ай бұрын
@@noeschaeffer2167 Sounds fishy...
@chaosbringer824 ай бұрын
6:30 this mf sequencing DNA in the notes app
@stuffie51754 ай бұрын
XD
@blurrysk1es4 ай бұрын
LMFAOO
@JB_KING_officialАй бұрын
Reminds me of when I was tired and tried to sit on the couch, and I MISSED it completely
@MasslessPhoton-ii5mk4 ай бұрын
Whenever I get tired, I just laugh like a lunatic. I’m not even laughing at anything half the time
@VoidDoesVideos4 ай бұрын
when i get tired everything annoys me and i get mad
@pinkroses1354 ай бұрын
Love that feeling 😂
@letizialorusso19504 ай бұрын
Pulling an all-nighter while being already tired and trying to memorize a poem for school was really an... interesting experience (my mom had to beg me to finish and go to sleep 💀)
@communistvulture65164 ай бұрын
That’s how I get when I drink… I once spent 20 minutes laughing at the Irish national anthem.
@MelodiTheMess4 ай бұрын
Real
@madamemage46604 ай бұрын
The other morning I was half awake and told my daughter to “Look at the penguins, honey!” as I was bringing her downstairs past the window with the bird feeder. Pigeons. I meant pigeons.
@Т1000-м1и4 ай бұрын
Literally yesterday I thought a still plastic bag was a cat going around trying to lay down comfortably
@hithere27414 ай бұрын
I once deluded myself into believing I was a character in a fantasy story I made up in my head. I literally said in my head: “I need to go d- huh?” on the toilet.
@ThomasWilliams-v5c4 ай бұрын
OK the rest are normal but how the fuck
@kittycatcrunchie4 ай бұрын
Nono ive done this
@lucasgreer17364 ай бұрын
this happens to me whenever my allergies are acting up and I'm trying to sleep
@ChromaticGlasses4 ай бұрын
If you all are looking for weird ones: Last week I was so tired I made coffee for me and my sister, got her a cup, and then waited for *me* to come out of my room so I can give me my cup too I think you can tell I really needed that coffee.
@hithere27414 ай бұрын
@@ChromaticGlasses I think you needed sleep, not coffee.
@venatrix34834 ай бұрын
Hysterical about “froom froom”. New vocal stim unlocked.
@MagisterialVoyager4 ай бұрын
Naurrr. 😂
@faby_baby3 ай бұрын
🤯🤯🤯 If you didn’t know by the way, Jesus will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :) “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Romans 10:9-13 KJV “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” Mark 1:15 KJV If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on KZbin and a KZbin channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.* God Bless :)
@darioadaseq2 ай бұрын
Once my dad poured couscous in his coffee because he was tired thinking it was brown sugar. He only noticed once he took a big sip.
@RapidEyeMovement_282 ай бұрын
Reminds me of when my dad put bulgur wheat on his cornflakes instead of sugar
@-herobrinesdaughter1.12 ай бұрын
I read "couscous" as "conscious"
@epos.nephilo4 ай бұрын
Matt attempting an Australian accent has made my day
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
I'm possibly too tired to remember, but where do I attempt an aussie accent?
@epos.nephilo4 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose 1:39
@Matt_Rose4 ай бұрын
@@epos.nephilo That is not meant to be Australian 😅 That's just my quintessential "laddish" voice, lamp.
@epos.nephilo4 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose My bad Matt. *eats paper*
@TheFreakyFish2514 ай бұрын
@@Matt_RoseJust here to say I LOVE the word laddish and need to find a way to use it in casual conversations
@kaprinagoatborn46254 ай бұрын
I was once so tired and sleepy that I picked a slice of bread during dinner and said to it '"Hi, do you come here often?"?' then I made a sandwich and ate it.
@atomicnumber2024 ай бұрын
Yet another potential fanfic idea
@jenniferarmstrong52713 ай бұрын
DOES HE COME OFTEN THOUGH???
@entropy39822 ай бұрын
if you must know, i DO come here often and i do not appreciate being turned into a sandwich only to be eaten ;(
@pianissimo59513 ай бұрын
as a student, I sometimes get so tired i write "schoolwork" in the search bar instead of whatever im searching for
@Glegh4 ай бұрын
Matt got carpal tunnel from drinking too many beers
@hisupwassup4 ай бұрын
Matt got that fabled Corona tunnel
@williamgreenhalgh42604 ай бұрын
I think you mean “carpool tunnel”.
@ChromaticGlasses4 ай бұрын
I was pretty sure it was called tarpal cunnel, but now that KZbin puts red lines under it I'm not so sure anymore Another great example of what being pired does to a terson I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Daluckyplays4 ай бұрын
@@ChromaticGlasses Potato police
@ONiKiSUxNuLL8384 ай бұрын
i read it as djrinking too many bears
@rainyrouge51234 ай бұрын
I really love that part in Romeo and Juliet where Friar Lawrence kkkkkkkjhsafkfjassssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. One of the most tragically beautiful parts of the story.
@GorillaFan_324 ай бұрын
I was so sleepy while studying science i was like “the atom is the mitochondria of the cell..”
@UnlimitedMelonWorks4 ай бұрын
By the way ,"kkkkkkkkkk" is how brazilian people laugh in text. 6:05 We might have an undercover brazilian.
@tafae-sf4uv4 ай бұрын
BRASIL
@Intelligence_Core34 ай бұрын
🇧🇷
@disconator27894 ай бұрын
@@tafae-sf4uvbasil
@strogonoffcore4 ай бұрын
i came to say that!
@henryemily73984 ай бұрын
Guess you could call them a SLEEPER agent
@lumieas4 ай бұрын
i am often tired and this leads to me mistaking EVERYTHING i say LMAOOO this has put me in situations i cant describe
@Doopen3 ай бұрын
can you share one of your expreiencese
@SoapySoappp16 күн бұрын
can you share one of your expreiencese
@charliegibson40164 ай бұрын
Reimu has been featured in a Matt rise video. vtubers truly can sneak into every corner of the internet. I think this is a win.
@atomicnumber2024 ай бұрын
I thought you were talking about Reimu from Touhou.
@nataliapersonalelecalice75714 ай бұрын
@@atomicnumber202Reimu Hakurei VTuber when? (?
@MatingPress3 ай бұрын
Tbh, there are a lot of VTubers whose tweets could easily end up in any one of these videos, so many of them radiate pure chaos. Although that tweet from Reimu is like the most tame VTuber tweet of all time.
@hypernova.163 ай бұрын
Matt rise 💀💀💀
@0_dearghealach_0833 ай бұрын
We must get Matt Rise to look at Touhou.
@thelittlemermaid92824 ай бұрын
I once recorded data for a school experiment with a STICK for *FIFTEEN* MINUTES and NO ONE told me. When I realized, I asked my Lab Partner why she didn’t tell me (because she had known) and she just said, “I thought you knew.” It did work, though, so I wasn’t too mad in the end. Edit: The stick was sharp and left brown marks on the data sheet that were decently clear. I went over them afterwards with a pen so they wouldn’t rub off. And “record” is used in this situation to mean “write down.” The experiment was a gel and we had to draw a picture of what it looked like. The purpose was to determine the father of a dog’s puppies.
@BassicallyKiyash4 ай бұрын
It worked?
@teaonrainyday8884 ай бұрын
@@BassicallyKiyash Same question. How could a stick help record a video. lol It's probably due to lack of grammatical sense of this comment.
@BassicallyKiyash4 ай бұрын
@@teaonrainyday888 i think maybe they meant that they used a stick as a pencil and it worked
@MysTrysTisBek4 ай бұрын
What was the experiment about
@thelittlemermaid92824 ай бұрын
@@BassicallyKiyash Correct.
@saagabragi69384 ай бұрын
I've been so tired while writing pen on paper that i've repeated entire sentences and mixed up character names. And my brain sometimes autocorrects when i'm proofreading, so i don't notice.
@yelwoyt12914 ай бұрын
I'm so tired that i read your comment as "I've been so tired while eating pen and paper"
@justsmallyt9853 ай бұрын
as an Indonesian, the thumbnail is very relatable. I'm glad I'm not the only one who is suffering from Indonesia.
@KuroNoUsagi4 ай бұрын
I did NOT expect to see Reimumu here at the scene of the crime LMAO
@chib_bibi4 ай бұрын
right?? like a true ghost she's haunting us wherever we go lmaoo
@manassehbuertey27844 ай бұрын
reall
@Mari-chan154 ай бұрын
Loll
@princeapoopoo57874 ай бұрын
is that the one that had an abnormal amount of likes, because that explains a lot
@DaisyHonkai2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Johnfkennedy3214 ай бұрын
I was so tired once that after I (with much struggle) opened a straw once I told myself “thank you”
@canadiankombucha3 ай бұрын
Self love at its finest 💪😎
@-belue-66973 ай бұрын
2:18…I’m sooo tired AND Dyslexic that I translated that to…”WHAT KIND OF EATS DO BIRDS NUTS?!” 😂😂😂
@akahelpwttubers6 күн бұрын
I think they like parrots, eagles and ululu bird
@Makkiebobo7304 ай бұрын
4:04 Teena Garges sounds like the name for an obscure actor in a movie about a high school no ones ever heard of
@animal_empyre4 ай бұрын
Such as the Zepotha trend from last year
@KareemPlayzYT3 ай бұрын
4:03 *
@Makkiebobo7303 ай бұрын
@@KareemPlayzYT ty
@tigerlover28534 ай бұрын
I NEED to see Matt Rose on Taskmaster, that would be absolutely glorious.
@Notahumanimbeingserious4 ай бұрын
Once I was tired in the morning, I saw a bottle of milk on the counter and I just turned to my mom and asked “Uhhh is this milk?”
@KasaiRayquaza4 ай бұрын
The lady with the bra-dog killed me. Thank you, bra-dog lady. And thank you Matt, for bringing us bra-dog lady in excellent narration. 😂😂😂
@idaslapter59874 ай бұрын
I've done the same with my backpack on the floor. Not as sexy as a bra-dog though.
@llamasugar54784 ай бұрын
4:26 Dunno why, but the chorus of FROOOMS had me wheeze-laughing!
@astreaswonders2 ай бұрын
reimu jumpscare
@jays_awesome_gaming4 ай бұрын
Reasons why Matt Rose should be on TASKMASTER: 1. He's so cool 2. He's so funny 3. He's funny AND British 4. BEN 5. HE'S MATT ROSE FOR CHRISTSAKES
@koiifsh4 ай бұрын
2:50 i never expected to see a nijisanji en vtuber in a matt rose video
@gothnerd8874 ай бұрын
I wonder what Matt Rose would look like as a Vtuber.🤔
@manassehbuertey27844 ай бұрын
thought i was the only one that noticedd
@Mari-chan154 ай бұрын
Samee
@spearghost2254 ай бұрын
Any Vtuber in general would shock me. I genuinely couldn't imagine any Vtuber appearing in Matt Rose's videos before now
@toastarkat4 ай бұрын
Me neither dawg I've come full circle as both a Matt Rose and vtuber fan
@Meghalayan350Ай бұрын
2:22 I wonder. What type of bird do they eat? 🤔
@PapaHepatitis71704 ай бұрын
6:36 its the genetic code of kim kardashian guys get it while its hot
@thenamestails71524 ай бұрын
0:20 FINALLY! Someone who understands me! There is, indeed, a stage of tiredness when you're too tired to be serious/sad or to think about problems and just... Laugh? It's more like being high for free,and without damaging your health (almost)
@eggi44434 ай бұрын
YES. I always feel drunk when I'm exhausted
@thenamestails71524 ай бұрын
@@eggi4443 I thought it was just me😂 glad I was wrong
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes4 ай бұрын
Is it healthier than being drunk?
@thenamestails71524 ай бұрын
@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes times healthier. A) it's not addictive, B) it's far not that damaging if is damaging at all, C) you don't get headaches next morning (if you sleep through the night well, of course), etc. etc.
@letizialorusso19504 ай бұрын
EXACTLY, everything's so funny for no reason and once you start laughing you can't stop until you're literally crying and sobbing, and your stomach hurts and your family who you're playing card games with asks you to stop (totally not from personal experience)
@DoofenSpyroDragon163 ай бұрын
“Being tired is like being drunk for free” Bro, that has to be the best analogy ever 😆
@J19_vlogger744 ай бұрын
One time I was so tired I went on a mission to figure out where brown "spawns" from.
@terrotorotbart83194 ай бұрын
spawn "brown" (1)
@a_Playerwastaken4 ай бұрын
Your journey has just begun, search for the brown.
@Daluckyplays4 ай бұрын
@@terrotorotbart8319 Potato police
@Man-ej6uv4 ай бұрын
once i was utterly exhausted after a lot of writing, and wrote "bono shag" in the middle of a normal sentence, and it made no sense. still have no idea what i wanted to say.
@balls1real4 ай бұрын
Bono shag
@juliatorre88034 ай бұрын
bono shag
@Doopen3 ай бұрын
BONO SHAG???
@emmanuel51813 ай бұрын
Who's Bono, and who's he gonna shag?
@juliatorre88033 ай бұрын
bono shag
@switchwolf12954 ай бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing after this I went to the lounge and was laughing maniacally my poor dog looked at me with such a concerned face he looked so werided out his expression just made laugh more....
@Medbread4 ай бұрын
2:56 That has 600 likes because it's Reimu Endou from Nijisanji English
@cassiebarber46694 ай бұрын
Yep I watch her sometimes
@TheDanishGuyReviews4 ай бұрын
3:42 My brain came to the conclusion that "air cream" was the same as "night cream" to make sense of the word, before the explanation.
@Zwovis4 ай бұрын
I assumed it was a regional dialect word for whipped cream
@alice57904 ай бұрын
@@Zwovis same I thought it was the pppprtrtttt cream in the aerosol can
@Diane_6664 ай бұрын
I thought it was shaving cream...
@bananabuttersomethin4 ай бұрын
I thought it was a weird way of saying they had taken a knife, swiped it through nothingness, and "spread" said nothingness on the bagel.
@professoryeetus89554 ай бұрын
i assumed it was some sort of Something Can that was used in Some Type Of Work and wasn't meant for consumption. like car repair or something, i have no idea.
@Envorthodox-692 ай бұрын
If I died from laughing it would definitely be from watching Matt rose
@jakubIsAspy4 ай бұрын
As a bird, I can say that nuts are very dangerous predators, cashews ate my entire family...
@osheridan4 ай бұрын
3:33 reads like a bad two sentence horror
@polymations4 ай бұрын
💀
@josephcaesar66342 ай бұрын
Once I was in class, and I was so tired that when I heard everyone laughing after the teacher made a joke, I double tapped to the left to REWIND so I could hear the joke.
@DirectDave834 ай бұрын
I actually had a scenario where I fell asleep midday and when I woke up, I thought it was the next day because it was dark... came out and asked dad, 'What day is it?' It was still the same day.. 🤦♀️
@Enbeehive4 ай бұрын
I tend to take naps in the middle of the day, and if i wake up when it’s dark I will always, without fail, ask for breakfast or worry about being late for school.
@mlfccin3 ай бұрын
One time I was so tired I fell asleep.
@darkacadpresenceinblood4 ай бұрын
1:52 as a bi person i'd love this reaction to me coming out lmaoo
@SwankemasterSupreme4 ай бұрын
Instead of sending people bi flags we should all collectively agree to send them a fillet of salmon.
@jxton_4 ай бұрын
🍣
@asackboyplush65084 ай бұрын
I'm bi, why not?
@1Thunderfire4 ай бұрын
Hey, it's free dinner after all! 😄
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes4 ай бұрын
🍣
@Lucius_Shiro4 ай бұрын
Definitely not Matt putting a Reimu Endou tweet on the video I must be havinf a nightmare or something like that
@TheMostUnfunnyPlayerАй бұрын
“Teenagarges” are a force to be well reckoned with.
@mikkelborby4 ай бұрын
we still really need matt on task master. he's the right kind of funny and insane.
@shiningarmor28384 ай бұрын
4:10 ERMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R2 ай бұрын
🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥
@LeoArronChester25 күн бұрын
Why frogs
@csoxx4 ай бұрын
I once said "Paul" instead of "Hulk" one time. I have no idea how I got there
@STARR503Ай бұрын
The incredible paul!
@einFrostschutzmittel4 ай бұрын
3:23 „Hi terrified I’m dad“ ah moment
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R2 ай бұрын
Why did you scare me this way- *wHoY wHoY wHoY*
@Sugarierspoon994 ай бұрын
4:28 hate when that happens
@retnoartanti19764 ай бұрын
What? My countryiessßßin
@AverageGuamanian4 ай бұрын
I hate when im suffer from Monoco.
@heyshadoww2 ай бұрын
im feeling brazil
@Nthemurderdronee2 ай бұрын
I’m suffering from America
@prageruwu69Ай бұрын
@@Nthemurderdroneearen't all americans
@humanbeing27804 күн бұрын
Please get into task master. Love the series so much, would be amazing to see you in it. Been a fan for a few years now. Most of the time the contestants are people I barely recognise so it’d be awesome seeing someone I’m a fan of do it
@andalouchien4 ай бұрын
Glad i refreshed the page when i did before my third nap today
@Ctrl-VocaP4 ай бұрын
I was once so tired that I googled “Where is a British person from” 💀
@jessicamarsh13374 ай бұрын
Hell. And occasionally, Argentina.
@saltedmutton72694 ай бұрын
@@jessicamarsh1337hey, hell's not *that* bad
@cosmo_11844 ай бұрын
5:19 this is how i communicate with my boyfriend pretty much all the time. i guess i’m just chronically tired
@violet77734 ай бұрын
5:21 important to note that the "hewwo" message is edited. That bit is on purpose
@AllytheGumby4 ай бұрын
oh my god the 'im so tired i just said sorry to the dishwasher' is really relatable except for the fact that i do it all the time, even when in not tired... like i just say sorry to random objects for bumping them.
@AmeliaEarhart537564 ай бұрын
Same
@tripwire2024 ай бұрын
I once apologized to toast for letting it go stale. I understand.
@AmeliaEarhart537564 ай бұрын
@@tripwire202 the toast forgives you 😂
@fireflystudios1234 ай бұрын
I’ll also randomly say “ow!” When something doesn’t actually hurt, like I’m anticipating pain without actual pain.
@AmeliaEarhart537563 ай бұрын
@@fireflystudios123 I do that all the time!
@yeeteducationАй бұрын
One time I was so tired that when I was having a conversation about Fortnite with my friends, instead of spawn island, my dumb ass said "the tiny island that you and everybody else start on" because I forgot what it was called.
@DiamondDav311Plays4 ай бұрын
5:01 now i want to know what the discussion of resluts actually looks like lmfao
@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R2 ай бұрын
How come that took me a minute to realize that it said “resluts”