Tired people making mistakes cos they're real tired

[@Ciaraahah]

‘Being tired is like being drunk for free’ the best quote I have ever heard.

[@scurly0792]

IT'S TRUE THOUGH

[@Skeleton-pk8fd]

I read this as " being duck for free". I'm going to bed now goodnight.

[@Ciaraahah]

@@Skeleton-pk8fd 💀

[@KleerAsDay]

Honestly, I should interview someone who's asleep as I talk to them. I bet the results would be hilarious

[@Ciaraahah]

@@KleerAsDay 100% you should. That would be hilarious

[@NullAmbition]

I once was trying to say "Sweetie" to my 2 year old nephew while tired. Called him "stupid" instead.

[@abha9002]

Lmao what was his reaction Edit: accidentally typed "what what" instead of "what was"

[@laughingdragon9725]

to be fair 2 year olds can be pretty stupid

[@NullAmbition]

@@abha9002 He had no idea what I was saying. He's 2.

[@edithpatel7007]

@@NullAmbition lol

[@TOMTHETEA]

Well that’s more accurate probably

[@ethereal_doodles7120]

I almost googled "when does [name] text me back" as if my life was a TV show and I was googling spoilers 💀

[@lackoftimepassing]

One time I tried to Google "where are my shoes?" 😭😭

[@Doge1234-s6b]

@@lackoftimepassinglol

[@Doge1234-s6b]

@@lackoftimepassingon your head!❤

[@Questionablyexistant0]

never

[@jinxed-truly]

@@Doge1234-s6b you make me un poco loco

[@sharktheguy3265]

The "suffering from Indonesia" reminded me of the time I misread ADHD as Idaho

[@ThomasWilliams-v5c]

How

[@sharktheguy3265]

@@ThomasWilliams-v5c I ask myself that question to this day

[@G.C_McCrea2024]

I read this in Matt Rose's voice lol

[@BluePopsoprogen]

I HAVE IDAHO!?

[@stevelansfordsaveukraine8751]

I have idaho, and live in adhd.

[@A_super_creative_name]

One time I was so tired I was thinking my bike got stolen, so I got on my bike to look for it. I was riding around for an hour thinking it got stolen 💀

[@Brxert]

The best thing i've ever read

[@babymetalenjoyer]

just like looking for your glasses while wearing them

[@hakuizunami6421]

Was building a Lego set and eating a burger tried to put the Lego in the wrapper and the burger in the Lego box

[@babymetalenjoyer]

@@hakuizunami6421 don't tell me you tried to eat the Lego too?

[@Plixiii]

like looking for your phone, while using it as a flashlight

[@Minkabunk]

i was once so tired that i scrolled up in the air thinking it would put me into another reality 💀💀

[@valisamintlover]

how does this have no likes or replies im dying over here 😭😭😭😭

[@flashorusflashy]

Oh boy time to switch dimensions now!

[@Doopen]

LMAOOO ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT HIDING ANYTHING

[@laughsingay]

Man that would be awesome

[@irritatedslightly]

@@flashorusflashyread that in a mickey mouse voice

[@limegreenelevator]

"Sharkspeare" sounds like the next Asylum mockbuster à la "Velocipastor."

[@AngelBirdo]

Holy shit you're so right

[@Wildflower485]

I'd watch that

[@magicender8]

Do not get me started on frickin’ Noah’s Shark.

[@AnimationEvi]

I. Need. Them.

[@ChromaticGlasses]

Edcarp Allan Poe

[@leolockhart2793]

I was once so tired I thought "oh, my music is too loud" so naturally I turned down the screen brightness.

[@Goose_of_Doom]

No, no, you were doing things right. Like how people turn down the music volume to see better on the road!

[@Aroacerat]

I do that fairly often

[@wrentheelf2656]

I'll do the reverse and lower my volume while trying to turn down the brightness

[@fairy.n4y3on]

SAME

[@AmeliaEarhart53756]

My mother always turned the music way down to do literally anything 🤦‍♀️

[@keepingthecloudsaway]

after watching this, I got an ad on teenage depression

[@cocksucker_suckscock]

Was it, like, offering it to you??

[@keepingthecloudsaway]

@@cocksucker_suckscock haha no it was some advocate to stop it actually lol

[@SoapySoappp]

What company was it made from? I've been planning to buy my own teenage depression for years i just didn't know where to order it!

[@hakuizunami6421]

Damn they was tryna sell you some good ol teenage depression

[@StefTalks69420]

Maybe teenagers when a matt rose video ends they get depression

[@MisterVercetti]

“All the ocean’s a buffet, and all the fish and crustaceans merely food.” - Krilliam Sharkspeare

[@abihelen]

was he also a bisexual filet of salmon?

[@OminousBro]

Krilliam😂💀

[@SPAnComCat]

"Krilliam Sharkspeare"? It sounds like a Restaurant that Serves Fish with a Theme Affiliated with Shakespeare and his Era. IDK, I made it up.

[@wta1518]

Excuse me, but his name is Krilliam Sharkseer(fish).

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

​@@abihelen No, that would be Oscar Wilde

[@ZulaCrash]

If Garfield knew about Matt Rose, he'd like Mondays a lot more.

[@lumieas]

fr fr

[@GummyPikminProductions]

True

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[@MelonStuffextra]

Completely

[@TroyDinn]

this sounds like a facebook mum meme and i love it lol

[@nathankellogg2640]

None of these compare to when I made a cheesecake and put it in the fridge to cool overnight. Woke up and found dirty dishes in the fridge and a wet cheesecake in the sink. It was the ONLY ITEM I WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING FOR A WORK PARTY.

[@Doopen]

AHAHAHAH YOU'RE KIDDING

[@Happy_Girl_101.]

💀

[@mr.x2567]

“Being tired is like being drunk for free!” That’s kinda close to home.

[@nebulamachine]

agreed

[@HereButGone-SorryFerret]

So true. Never been drunk but this is how I assume it being.

[@blackqweenmars]

Y’all ever fall asleep while riding at school and then wake up to find like a bunch of nonsense written down

[@MmmHuggles]

Nah mate, drunk is fun, tired is.. it's like a complex machine making random errors that kind of works but not really.

[@NewPhilosopher]

Yeah, it's why we have so many ads against driving whilst tired.

[@rustleancar131]

Indonesia is a serious condition, Matt. It affects millions every day.

[@ethanprince356]

Over 300 million sufferers around the world. It’s genuinely serious, how dare you Matt for not recognising that 😂💀 It is also contracted through an initial contraction of the less deadly Micronesia. There is no known cure and it can either be genetic or developed environmentally.

[@JackGalliott-us6yg]

I know someone who is suffering from Indonesia and their mother is seriously ill with Malaysia

[@jamesmatthews291]

It's at a crossroads, apparently...

[@adumba3709]

​​@jamesmatthews291 nearly 300 million sufferers 😔

[@jennyjokela1656]

@@adumba3709 and nearly 34 million suffering from Malaysia

[@MatingPress]

2:51 This got me thinking... If Matt Rose was a VTuber, what would his model be? But then I realized, duh, he would obviously be a SKULLEMOJIIII 💀💀

[@That_One_Guy_In_A_Band]

No no, the SKULLEMOJI would be his oshi mark. I think he'd just be, like, himself. Also, your name is very cursed, so thanks for that.

[@Wroar2020s]

Also.. if he ever becomes a vtuber. Best he not be associated with Nijisanji EN for obvious reasons.

[@Community_GuideIines]

Hello, Mr mating press individual

[@devynmolina2331]

4:21 Matt's voice over of cars going "froom froom" is my new favourite thing

[@marbleperson]

As an F1 fan who is also a Matt Rose enjoyer, this was a perfect amalgamation of 2 of my interests.

[@Kinglovinstone]

​@@marbleperson I don't think that's right

[@Porsche14]

@@marblepersonsame lol, Matt never fails to make me laugh

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

froom

[@marbleperson]

@@Porsche14 froom froom

[@alexstuff21]

The fun part of being tired if when you get home and before you get to bed you are suddenly not tired

[@CreativeCats-qy6yc]

Real

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

This is why as I kid I just stared at my parents when they asked me to do something in the morning and said "well you can just go back to sleep again afterwards". As soon as I'm out of bed I'm not going back to sleep for another 18 hours, no matter how much I want to. 😔

[@enhidri160]

@@tinyblueunicorn7807I can’t nap lmao, I literally can’t

[@z1lli0npawz]

​@@enhidri160I thought i was the only one

[@1Thunderfire]

I have my best writing ideas when I'm bed trying to sleep even though I do want to sleep.

[@JB_KING_official]

Reminds me of when I was tired and tried to sit on the couch, and I MISSED it completely

[@Rosiewolfie23]

ouch 😂😂

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

“Sharkspeare” makes me want to start doing famous Shakespeare scenes with my shark plushies. I think I need to make this a thing now…

[@aliciam6145]

do it and make it into youtube videos! I'm sure if you post about it here people would watch it lol. I know I would

[@moonflight3806]

Yes, please do do that, I think the world needs to see that

[@elliot4152]

I would watch

[@MattHoltshusband]

Would 100% watch that

[@DuneTheKaiju]

DO IT

[@tuesday9670]

Once I was so tired I tried to click a Matt Rose video and threw my phone off my desk.

[@Lazy1700s]

Was the phone ok

[@tuesday9670]

@@Lazy1700s well, I managed to pick it up again and finishing watching this video, so it wasn't anything too permanent

[@Lazy1700s]

@@tuesday9670 thank God I was genuinely worried since phones are expensive af

[@ChromaticGlasses]

Thank god you managed to watch it after

[@SilverSabertooth]

actually snickered at this one, of all comments

[@pianissimo5951]

as a student, I sometimes get so tired i write "schoolwork" in the search bar instead of whatever im searching for

[@pudgythunder]

I was so tired one morning, I stepped on a stick and thought it was a worm so I started crying

[@Theonly_z_Official]

Reminds me of one time I stepped on a leaf and I thought it was a cookie so I said: *Oh shit, I just cookied the ground* And then I screamed: COOK

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

The cook ​@@Theonly_z_Official?!

[@channies_bbg]

mood fr

[@selolmeawespn]

i am so tired most days when i wake up i try to grab my phone and it vanishes into pure air

[@yoongiverse.]

me fr

[@Fafr]

At college, writing an essay on history. Fell asleep for a few seconds, woke up, continued writing in another language

[@JacksCraft_]

wow you were so tired that you wrote colligne as college, the irony wait

[@nataliexists]

@@JacksCraft_wow you were so tired you wrote college as cologne wait

[@Jcakedafurry]

⁠@@nataliexistswew you wore se tirod yeu swappod o and e wait

[@elibunny12]

@@nataliexists damn you were so tired you spelled college as collage wait

[@ItsJustAdrean]

​@@elibunny12 wow you were so tired you spelled college as collagen Wait

[@EmanueleRusso-fu8nv]

Once I was so tired I was convinced there was a month between November and December called “Thursday”

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

One time, I woke up from a dream because of my alarm blaring. I was still really fucking tired, but conscious enough to know the specific voice commands to turn off my Alexa alarm, but my mental context of the world was still from the dream (which I vaguely remembered involved war, or something?). So I was repeatedly screaming at my Alexa to stop executing the prisoners in our camp.

[@phoenix402]

didn't know alexa came with a war crime function already, neat!

[@dariascott2267]

ALEXA STOP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THAT IS A VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION! ALEXA STOP IM BEGGING YOU!

[@analivehorses]

My Gosh I'm crying laughing lol 😂😂😂

[@EvilGayCat]

This is how the AI takeover will begin

[@BluePopsoprogen]

Alexa, stop executing war criminals. "Im sorry Lord Of Crates, you may not command me anymore." *Gunfire*

[@patchymoon]

2:57 it has so many likes bc its from a popular vtuber. this is the closest thing we might ever get to matt rose collabing with a vtuber

[@toastarkat]

Never thought I'd see the day, as a vtuber fan and Matt Rose fan I've come full circle

[@bibscalacar3856]

​@@toastarkatthere's gotta be a Matt Rose-Vtuber Video

[@reyayer04]

If only it wasn’t niji 😭

[@winnielmao]

I was in shock when I saw reimu LMAO. though I'm not a niji fan anymore, it was definitely a worlds colliding moment

[@diputston]

Fvck niji but... I still miss the good time

[@SNSth3creat0r]

As a person suffering from Indonesia, im glad we get to be represented :3

[@melodiistars]

fr fr !

[@Imnotahuman2]

I'm suffering from Malaysia

[@Mangopie123]

@@Imnotahuman2 Ikr it sucksssss i’m suffering from too Malaysia especially JB 😔😔

[@YQKjack]

I'm suffering from Timor-Leste

[@ProfessionalSilly89]

Im suffering from Malaysia(Malaria)

[@the.bss.enthusiast]

“What kind of birds do nuts eat” got me cackling so hard I fell down the stairs and died. Yes, I am now a ghost. Thanks Matt ❤ 👍 👍

[@ApusApus]

Chicks

[@liastaob]

👻

[@mistycomet9760]

Are you Mari from Omori

[@Ramsey276one]

Grimdark Pokemon XD

[@Ramsey276one]

2:22

[@MasslessPhoton-ii5mk]

Whenever I get tired, I just laugh like a lunatic. I’m not even laughing at anything half the time

[@VoidDoesVideos]

when i get tired everything annoys me and i get mad

[@pinkroses135]

Love that feeling 😂

[@letizialorusso1950]

Pulling an all-nighter while being already tired and trying to memorize a poem for school was really an... interesting experience (my mom had to beg me to finish and go to sleep 💀)

[@communistvulture6516]

That’s how I get when I drink… I once spent 20 minutes laughing at the Irish national anthem.

[@MelodiTheMess]

Real

[@darioadaseq]

Once my dad poured couscous in his coffee because he was tired thinking it was brown sugar. He only noticed once he took a big sip.

[@RapidEyeMovement_28]

Reminds me of when my dad put bulgur wheat on his cornflakes instead of sugar

[@-herobrinesdaughter1.1]

I read "couscous" as "conscious"

[@TheCrabMessiah]

Following the church of the perfectly formed laser crab isn’t a mistake.

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

I saw you on Jeaney collects bro

[@edithpatel7007]

Ik, like, who doesn't?

[@Yakkymania]

reminds me of the church of the flying spaghetti monster

[@gaimnbro9337]

ermmm what

[@Matt_Rose]

I see no God here. Only me.

[@ThatOneBassist]

That first " *B E N* " was immaculate.

[@deutschekanadische]

B E N

[@MindySimmons24]

What? the robot from Treasure Planet?

[@Т1000-м1и]

Literally yesterday I thought a still plastic bag was a cat going around trying to lay down comfortably

[@kiti_cat524]

4:46 ah yes, the playwright that wrote "hammerheadlet"

[@valerielevasseur8674]

Makobeth

[@DutchIsraeli]

Vote for best comment 🤣🤣🤣

[@EvilGayCat]

Romeo and Fish Fillet

[@one-onessadhalf3393]

You’ve heard of “The Tempest”, now get ready for “The Tilapia”

[@twinstylegaming1179]

Oshello

[@Nikkismehlil]

Once I got so tired in primary school that instead of calling my classmate smart, I accidentally told her she was small. What's worse is that she was both.

[@MatthewHyder-hr8ux]

Tiny little Einstein. :p

[@catchara1496]

@@MatthewHyder-hr8ux…little einstein?

[@faby_baby]

💀 Also, if you didn’t know, Jesus will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :) “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭10‬:‭9‬-‭13‬ ‭KJV‬‬ “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” ‭‭Mark‬ ‭1‬:‭15‬ ‭KJV‬‬ If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on KZbin and a KZbin channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.* God Bless :)

[@SparrySparrow]

Tiny young Sheldon

[@cureaura2023]

@@catchara1496I see everyone in the replies are people of culture as well.

[@justsmallyt985]

as an Indonesian, the thumbnail is very relatable. I'm glad I'm not the only one who is suffering from Indonesia.

[@HollowSoulBro]

I swear, Matt has the opposite of dyslexia, he can read absolutely everything perfectly

[@Goose_of_Doom]

The "opposite" of Dyslexia is Hyperlexia! I have it myself! :D

[@HollowSoulBro]

@@Goose_of_Doom Oh I didn't know that! Thank you for this information!

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

​@@Goose_of_Doom huh, never knew that existed, I probably have it too

[@Rice_Wolf]

Man’s just a different breed of dyslexia

[@VoidDoesVideos]

@@Goose_of_Doomhow does it work

[@chaosbringer82]

6:30 this mf sequencing DNA in the notes app

[@stuffie5175]

XD

[@blurrysk1es]

LMFAOO

[@-belue-6697]

2:18…I’m sooo tired AND Dyslexic that I translated that to…”WHAT KIND OF EATS DO BIRDS NUTS?!” 😂😂😂

[@akahelpwttubers]

I think they like parrots, eagles and ululu bird

[@punyatoahotachatterjee1889]

I once typed my password instead of the amount while making a payment. Almost ended up paying thousands for a cup of tea...

[@AccSwtch50]

I hope the cashier doesn't realize it's a password…

[@punyatoahotachatterjee1889]

@@AccSwtch50 nope no one saw it, I quickly realised my mistake and erased it 😂

[@AccSwtch50]

@@punyatoahotachatterjee1889 thank god

[@noeschaeffer2167]

Damn, how much would you have payed?

[@AccSwtch50]

@@noeschaeffer2167 Sounds fishy...

[@Florp3434]

Last night, I was so tired that I was legit convinced that 2018 was 2,200 years ago.

[@ItsJustAdrean]

I thought yesterday was 2012 😢

[@tinyblueunicorn7807]

That just means you woke up as a mystery sci-fi protagonist. Congrats, have some space Spandex 🙃

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

no, no, I think you just got your past memories back, the big guys up there tried to wipe them out to hide you from the truth

[@noroultra]

it does feel that way

[@KKHell]

Happy new year 2012!

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

“Being tired is like being drunk for free” Bro, that has to be the best analogy ever 😆

[@slothz4dayz]

“I tripped over absolutely nothing and broke my wrist” Real

[@meesha6723]

6:15 “guys I wrote 184 pages while I was asleep”

[@GorillaFan_32]

I was so sleepy while studying science i was like “the atom is the mitochondria of the cell..”

[@madamemage4660]

The other morning I was half awake and told my daughter to “Look at the penguins, honey!” as I was bringing her downstairs past the window with the bird feeder. Pigeons. I meant pigeons.

[@jays_awesome_gaming]

Reasons why Matt Rose should be on TASKMASTER: 1. He's so cool 2. He's so funny 3. He's funny AND British 4. BEN 5. HE'S MATT ROSE FOR CHRISTSAKES

[@josephcaesar6634]

Once I was in class, and I was so tired that when I heard everyone laughing after the teacher made a joke, I double tapped to the left to REWIND so I could hear the joke.

[@thelittlemermaid9282]

I once recorded data for a school experiment with a STICK for *FIFTEEN* MINUTES and NO ONE told me. When I realized, I asked my Lab Partner why she didn’t tell me (because she had known) and she just said, “I thought you knew.” It did work, though, so I wasn’t too mad in the end. Edit: The stick was sharp and left brown marks on the data sheet that were decently clear. I went over them afterwards with a pen so they wouldn’t rub off. And “record” is used in this situation to mean “write down.” The experiment was a gel and we had to draw a picture of what it looked like. The purpose was to determine the father of a dog’s puppies.

[@BassicallyKiyash]

It worked?

[@teaonrainyday888]

​@@BassicallyKiyash Same question. How could a stick help record a video. lol It's probably due to lack of grammatical sense of this comment.

[@BassicallyKiyash]

@@teaonrainyday888 i think maybe they meant that they used a stick as a pencil and it worked

[@MysTrysTisBek]

What was the experiment about

[@thelittlemermaid9282]

@@BassicallyKiyash Correct.

[@epos.nephilo]

Matt attempting an Australian accent has made my day

[@Matt_Rose]

I'm possibly too tired to remember, but where do I attempt an aussie accent?

[@epos.nephilo]

@@Matt_Rose 1:39

[@Matt_Rose]

@@epos.nephilo That is not meant to be Australian 😅 That's just my quintessential "laddish" voice, lamp.

[@epos.nephilo]

@@Matt_Rose My bad Matt. *eats paper*

[@TheFreakyFish251]

​@@Matt_RoseJust here to say I LOVE the word laddish and need to find a way to use it in casual conversations

[@charliegibson4016]

Reimu has been featured in a Matt rise video. vtubers truly can sneak into every corner of the internet. I think this is a win.

[@atomicnumber202]

I thought you were talking about Reimu from Touhou.

[@nataliapersonalelecalice7571]

​@@atomicnumber202Reimu Hakurei VTuber when? (?

[@MatingPress]

Tbh, there are a lot of VTubers whose tweets could easily end up in any one of these videos, so many of them radiate pure chaos. Although that tweet from Reimu is like the most tame VTuber tweet of all time.

[@sillyhypernova]

Matt rise 💀💀💀

[@0_dearghealach_083]

We must get Matt Rise to look at Touhou.

[@KasaiRayquaza]

The lady with the bra-dog killed me. Thank you, bra-dog lady. And thank you Matt, for bringing us bra-dog lady in excellent narration. 😂😂😂

[@idaslapter5987]

I've done the same with my backpack on the floor. Not as sexy as a bra-dog though.

[@Makkiebobo730]

4:04 Teena Garges sounds like the name for an obscure actor in a movie about a high school no ones ever heard of

[@animal_empyre]

Such as the Zepotha trend from last year

[@KareemPlayzYT]

4:03 *

[@Makkiebobo730]

@@KareemPlayzYT ty

[@stonedonjewels]

Seeing reimu of niji in this vid was like whiplash 😭

[@hithere2741]

I once deluded myself into believing I was a character in a fantasy story I made up in my head. I literally said in my head: “I need to go d- huh?” on the toilet.

[@ThomasWilliams-v5c]

OK the rest are normal but how the fuck

[@kittycatcrunchie]

Nono ive done this

[@lucasgreer1736]

this happens to me whenever my allergies are acting up and I'm trying to sleep

[@ChromaticGlasses]

If you all are looking for weird ones: Last week I was so tired I made coffee for me and my sister, got her a cup, and then waited for *me* to come out of my room so I can give me my cup too I think you can tell I really needed that coffee.

[@hithere2741]

@@ChromaticGlasses I think you needed sleep, not coffee.

[@llamasugar5478]

4:26 Dunno why, but the chorus of FROOOMS had me wheeze-laughing!

[@izzyemmott4422]

I just accidentally paused the video at 2:42 without realising and just sat there for a minute or two waiting for Matt to say what the leg of a bed is called 😭 very on theme for the video

[@venatrix3483]

Hysterical about “froom froom”. New vocal stim unlocked.

[@MagisterialVoyager]

Naurrr. 😂

[@faby_baby]

🤯🤯🤯 If you didn’t know by the way, Jesus will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :) “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭10‬:‭9‬-‭13‬ ‭KJV‬‬ “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” ‭‭Mark‬ ‭1‬:‭15‬ ‭KJV‬‬ If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on KZbin and a KZbin channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.* God Bless :)

[@rainyrouge5123]

I really love that part in Romeo and Juliet where Friar Lawrence kkkkkkkjhsafkfjassssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh. One of the most tragically beautiful parts of the story.

[@christianityistrue777]

6:52 Me when someone asks me the 7th book in the Bible

[@lumieas]

i am often tired and this leads to me mistaking EVERYTHING i say LMAOOO this has put me in situations i cant describe

[@Doopen]

can you share one of your expreiencese

[@SoapySoappp]

can you share one of your expreiencese

[@Johnfkennedy321]

I was so tired once that after I (with much struggle) opened a straw once I told myself “thank you”

[@canadiankombucha]

Self love at its finest 💪😎

[@ScarlettPawsDraws]

4:21 I need a 10 hour version of this 😭😭

[@ivochiyo4610]

*Froom*

[@The_Underworld_is_Confusing]

Froom ​@@ivochiyo4610

[@Strawberryzextraz]

Froom

[@ScarlettPawsDraws]

*Froom*

[@Strawberryzextraz]

froom

[@saagabragi6938]

I've been so tired while writing pen on paper that i've repeated entire sentences and mixed up character names. And my brain sometimes autocorrects when i'm proofreading, so i don't notice.

[@yelwoyt1291]

I'm so tired that i read your comment as "I've been so tired while eating pen and paper"

[@Thalidomide5150]

One time I was falling asleep writing notes and it just turned to random scribbles that just went in random directions

[@thenamestails7152]

0:20 FINALLY! Someone who understands me! There is, indeed, a stage of tiredness when you're too tired to be serious/sad or to think about problems and just... Laugh? It's more like being high for free,and without damaging your health (almost)

[@eggi4443]

YES. I always feel drunk when I'm exhausted

[@thenamestails7152]

@@eggi4443 I thought it was just me😂 glad I was wrong

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

Is it healthier than being drunk?

[@thenamestails7152]

@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes times healthier. A) it's not addictive, B) it's far not that damaging if is damaging at all, C) you don't get headaches next morning (if you sleep through the night well, of course), etc. etc.

[@letizialorusso1950]

EXACTLY, everything's so funny for no reason and once you start laughing you can't stop until you're literally crying and sobbing, and your stomach hurts and your family who you're playing card games with asks you to stop (totally not from personal experience)

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

I once fell asleep while writing one of my beloved MCYT + paranormal investigation angst fanfictions (where my fellow J.I.T.S/G.I.G.G.S Crew gremlins at lol), and woke up to this in my notes app “He atthghyf. , what yiyknv and .. open” along with other random misspellings that weren’t even in the same work I had been writing. Oh, and another time I posted a Minecraft Double Life fanfic with a WHOLE, UNFINISHED paragraph AFTER I proofread it about 15 times. I only noticed this mistake two hours later when I went back to read it again

[@tigerlover2853]

I NEED to see Matt Rose on Taskmaster, that would be absolutely glorious.

[@bookwormat5418]

3:17 I can beat that. I once said “sorry” to a chihuahua. In French. _I wasn’t even in France._

[@TatsuMizu13]

Reimu being featured here (2:55) will forever be funny to me 😂. Live laugh love, reimu endou

[@Glegh]

Matt got carpal tunnel from drinking too many beers

[@hisupwassup]

Matt got that fabled Corona tunnel

[@williamgreenhalgh4260]

I think you mean “carpool tunnel”.

[@ChromaticGlasses]

I was pretty sure it was called tarpal cunnel, but now that KZbin puts red lines under it I'm not so sure anymore Another great example of what being pired does to a terson I suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Daluckyplays]

​@@ChromaticGlasses Potato police

[@0NiKiSUxNuLL838]

i read it as djrinking too many bears

[@mikkelborby]

we still really need matt on task master. he's the right kind of funny and insane.

[@alphooey]

I made a menu for a friend’s coffee shop. Thankfully she edited it before it went for printing. “Baklava. A traditional lesbian treat”

[@DirectDave83]

I actually had a scenario where I fell asleep midday and when I woke up, I thought it was the next day because it was dark... came out and asked dad, 'What day is it?' It was still the same day.. 🤦‍♀️

[@KuroNoUsagi]

I did NOT expect to see Reimumu here at the scene of the crime LMAO

[@chib_bibi]

right?? like a true ghost she's haunting us wherever we go lmaoo

[@manassehbuertey2784]

reall

[@Mari-chan15]

Loll

[@princeapoopoo5787]

is that the one that had an abnormal amount of likes, because that explains a lot

[@DaisyHonkai]

Lmao

[@blackpearl7752]

When we were Kids my brother and I used being tired as a drug. The hour After bedtime before we Fell asleep was the funniest we had all day. We die this every day for YEARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@UnlimitedMelonWorks]

By the way ,"kkkkkkkkkk" is how brazilian people laugh in text. 6:05 We might have an undercover brazilian.

[@tafae-sf4uv]

BRASIL

[@Intelligence_Core3]

🇧🇷

[@disconator2789]

​@@tafae-sf4uvbasil

[@strogonoffcore]

i came to say that!

[@henryemily7398]

Guess you could call them a SLEEPER agent

[@kaprinagoatborn4625]

I was once so tired and sleepy that I picked a slice of bread during dinner and said to it '"Hi, do you come here often?"?' then I made a sandwich and ate it.

[@atomicnumber202]

Yet another potential fanfic idea

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

DOES HE COME OFTEN THOUGH???

[@entropy3982]

if you must know, i DO come here often and i do not appreciate being turned into a sandwich only to be eaten ;(

[@humanbeing2780]

Please get into task master. Love the series so much, would be amazing to see you in it. Been a fan for a few years now. Most of the time the contestants are people I barely recognise so it’d be awesome seeing someone I’m a fan of do it

[@Man-ej6uv]

once i was utterly exhausted after a lot of writing, and wrote "bono shag" in the middle of a normal sentence, and it made no sense. still have no idea what i wanted to say.

[@balls1real]

Bono shag

[@juliatorre8803]

bono shag

[@Doopen]

BONO SHAG???

[@emmanuel5181]

Who's Bono, and who's he gonna shag?

[@juliatorre8803]

bono shag

[@mcvenne8935]

Coming out and receiving a filet of salmon for it would honestly be a 10/10 gift for me. 🤩

[@ferntheinkling]

2:51 is that a niji vtuber tweet in the wild? that's crazy

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

3:42 My brain came to the conclusion that "air cream" was the same as "night cream" to make sense of the word, before the explanation.

[@Zwovis]

I assumed it was a regional dialect word for whipped cream

[@alice5790]

​@@Zwovis same I thought it was the pppprtrtttt cream in the aerosol can

[@Diane_666]

I thought it was shaving cream...

[@bananabuttersomethin]

I thought it was a weird way of saying they had taken a knife, swiped it through nothingness, and "spread" said nothingness on the bagel.

[@professoryeetus8955]

i assumed it was some sort of Something Can that was used in Some Type Of Work and wasn't meant for consumption. like car repair or something, i have no idea.

[@Enbeehive]

I tend to take naps in the middle of the day, and if i wake up when it’s dark I will always, without fail, ask for breakfast or worry about being late for school.

[@markymark443]

3:16 oh this is something we Canadians do normally, tired of not.

[@f1shy_y]

ay-to-the-men my fellow canadian

[@addys8901]

I'm so sorry about your arm. I've been watching your vids for a while and I love the way your humor works and your narrations and your furby stuff and all that. Have a good day, and hope you get on taskmaster

[@J19_vlogger74]

One time I was so tired I went on a mission to figure out where brown "spawns" from.

[@terrotorotbart8319]

spawn "brown" (1)

[@a_PIayer]

Your journey has just begun, search for the brown.

[@Daluckyplays]

​@@terrotorotbart8319 Potato police

[@capuchinosofia4771]

Oooo i think you would absolutely fit in taskmaster!

[@sw1ftiiz]

“I’m suffering from Indonesia” Me too, me too.. (my duolingo is forcing me to do my Indonesian..)

[@fierytigergaming8112]

Meh, i'm suffering from Australia tendencies... and my mother is a Canada survivor 3 times over

[@disorgan1zedchaos]

i’m struggling with america. nice to see i’m not alone in this type of thing

[@andalouchien]

Glad i refreshed the page when i did before my third nap today

[@TheSoulArchitech]

2:53 Him not realizing that that's a popular VTuber 😭

[@koiifsh]

2:50 i never expected to see a nijisanji en vtuber in a matt rose video

[@gothnerd887]

I wonder what Matt Rose would look like as a Vtuber.🤔

[@manassehbuertey2784]

thought i was the only one that noticedd

[@Mari-chan15]

Samee

[@spearghost225]

Any Vtuber in general would shock me. I genuinely couldn't imagine any Vtuber appearing in Matt Rose's videos before now

[@toastarkat]

Me neither dawg I've come full circle as both a Matt Rose and vtuber fan

[@PapaHepatitis7170]

6:36 its the genetic code of kim kardashian guys get it while its hot

[@trashdanarts]

I GET THAT REFERENCE

[@rachaelmcphee3717]

Mat, if you were on taskmaster, i would shit myself with joy right then and there.

[@einFrostschutzmittel]

3:23 „Hi terrified I’m dad“ ah moment

[@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R]

Why did you scare me this way- *wHoY wHoY wHoY*

[@jakubIsAspy]

As a bird, I can say that nuts are very dangerous predators, cashews ate my entire family...

[@osheridan]

3:33 reads like a bad two sentence horror

[@polymations]

💀

[@Nikkismehlil]

6:48 it has been said before, but there's no denying it. You are a legend, Matt.

[@Tamay.]

I‘m sometimes so tired that when I go to wash my hands I go out of the bathroom brushing my teeth. Unknowingly.

[@_AstaLily]

This video is so good Matt, burst out lamping during the first few minutes…

[@shiningarmor2838]

4:10 ERMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

[@gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R]

🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥🚨🐸💥