Aladdin (2019) is a movie that exists

James and Chris review the 12th or 13th biggest movie event of the summer!
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[@tori_adwoa5069]

Was putting off watching this video in order to avoid spoilers but then I realized how stupid that was

[@fearofzdark701]

Spoilers for infinity war.

[@happymilk7433]

*Will Smith dies in Infinity War*

[@ratonagotica9447]

Same again

[@HylianAlph]

same actually

[@Mars_555.]

@@happymilk7433 HOW DARE YOU!!!!11!!!!!1111111

[@maddog9138]

Jafar wasn't made for live-action, and he never feels like a threat.

[@El-de6nj]

the whole point of Jafar is that he's so over the top, and just fun to watch his exaggerated movements, voice acting, etc. if your villian compelling story wise, they gotta be damn fun to watch. jafar was fun in the animated version, but boring both story wise AND appearance wise in the live action remake.

[@GOAT7TRIO10-11]

Atleasts they tried to make a good Jafar instead of that CGI version of scar which looked like Disney had given up on life

[@Cecilia-ky3uw]

I prefer Jafar shouldve been a corrupt but intelligent prime minister not sure whether it was in the movie but the equivalent title of grand vizier in the ottoman empire

[@vsGoliath96]

I remember the first time I saw the actor for Jafar and I just couldn't help myself. I looked at my girlfriend and said, "Oh no! He's HOT!"

[@Cecilia-ky3uw]

@@vsGoliath96 lol

[@nukedukem6]

in the CGI beauty and the beast, Belle looked really realistic

[@nukedukem6]

@@ALilDeach yeah

[@isachuntic]

@Ella Cauler r/wooosh

[@Sol36900]

😂😂😂

[@themyers48]

i kinda thought they made her look too much like the girl playing hermione in harry potter ///:

[@rgwashere8723]

@Ella Cauler r/whooosh

[@MJ-kc9ic]

I started laughing my ass off when Jasmine started to sing her female empowerment song while being dragged away by two men

[@pleejithoj1712]

oh god it was so tacky

[@carlo8641]

That's the point lmao

[@ramnsesallen4375]

BandwagonCelticsfan it was not intentional They just needed to cater to the femenists so they put a song about it somewhere

[@vgngolley341]

Yeah, that song was ultimately pointless

[@eviedegrandpre5268]

Ramnses Allen you can’t even spell “feminist”😂

[@corbynsteen6794]

“I’m not seeing this in a million years” *two months later* “The Lion King remake is painfully average”

[@Cottagewh0re]

Yaiba Games The Lion King was painfully average.

[@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe]

Call me an idiot, but I’m holding on to a fleeting bit of hope that it’ll be “blissfully average”

[@DiegoGonzalez-vb8vz]

More like......The Lion King (2019) is Painfully Hollow.

[@KingBobXVI]

@@thecod2345 - They should have just cut it entirely, it was awful.

[@ramonbentim7305]

@@ooferssixtynine4232 the original?? Fk kimba the white lion. 1994 lion king was funny when i was kid the music is good but for the rest fk stupid

[@dawa_-]

Average movie: exists Tomatoa man: its a movie...

[@ratbat1072]

*it's painfully average

[@Jigglynn]

**it did not exceed my expectations

[@trla6505]

Does he had made a video about tamatoa?

[@Frungi]

@@trla6505 I’m looking for his video about _Beauty and the Beast._

[@mouseonthestreets8675]

Steedy at least he doesn’t over exaggerate how bad a movie is like other critiques

[@RosegoIdFox]

Jafar was so cringey I almost couldn’t stand it. There was something about his voice that didn’t fit.

[@thatonebuttononkookiesshir8934]

He was just so scrawny looking

[@RedFloyd469]

The original Jafar voice AND look was cartoony as hell. If done so over the top as in the original movie, this can be great. It's less of a "compelling" villain, but seeing pure unrealistic evil drawn in a ridiculous way is entirely fun. If you then turn that unrealistic evil-looking guy into a casual-looking dude with a normal voice, without actually adding anything interesting in terms of backstory (as opposed to what the movie Maleficent successfully did), then your villain is utterly boring. It's the curse of Disney remakes to begin with. Capitalizing on nostalgia without understanding or caring why the first movie was so loved to begin with. Exchanging comical cartoon-animation for bland realism for the sake of realism is, well, BLAND. Who the fuck knew?

[@Underworlder5]

@@RedFloyd469 i have seen very little of the movie aside from this video, but i can tell that was a bland performance. IMO, you could transition into live action perfectly by just having the actor be dramatic. let him release so much ham he could open a butchers shop

[@DragyxCZ]

All those actors seemed really weird to me ....like they were not the right people for the role. They just took the first indian guy and throwed him at set

[@cesarcastillo7129]

im honestly happy that in the latam language it sounds so much better

[@lydiam95]

To be honest, Will Smith was actually a good Genie. He didn't try to copy Robin Williams and made Genie very different from the original. He was one of the best parts of the movie to me. When I watched it I *really* didn't want to like it but I did. Besides some botched songs and a bad choice for Jafar, it was enjoyable.

[@silysister4815]

minions gameing Impersonations? can you talk about this a little more?

[@jimmyjohnny8498]

I think that they should have catered to smiths rapping skills instead of making him try to do what Williams did. Williams was one of a kind, and smith can’t really replicate that

[@nyabis8044]

The main thing I’m pissed about is how in the credits they have Will Smith sing “A Friend Like Me” in his own style with his own personal flair and they didn’t use it in the movie.

[@georgie3593]

No ur wrong lol he did try to copy Robin Williams

[@tayaj9926]

Yeah it’s not that it’s horrible, it’s just nothing that really was added by making it live action. It’s still an amazing story, and I liked Jasmines solo. But they didn’t ADD to the story besides giving Jasmine some more three dimension, but the execution was so bad I felt that it was forced. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the actor, she was fantastic! My issue was the overuse of “strong female lead cliches” which just left me disappointed. A little more story telling or a bit more from the director could have helped that a bit. I loved will smith’s genie for the exact reason. He knew he couldn’t top Robin Williams’ performance, and he didn’t try to. He played Genie as his own character instead of a parrot. I was super impressed to see that.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Genie:* I could just make you a prince... *Me:* And guess what? A FRESH PRINCE.

[@barackobama9668]

A fresh prince of bell air

[@Trippy141_]

Now this is a story all about how my life got turned upside down

[@margogoralski6294]

Aha!!! I found you again! Like dude, you're everywhere. :)

[@urlittlewindmill]

Mr. Friendship I love ur pfp lol

[@dudeman1983]

Of Bele Aire

[@qwuzzy]

"I called Ralph Breaks The Internet painfully average because I had a concussion or something that movie is actually horrible" I see, a true genius.

[@SNC2319]

I thought Ralph 2 was worse than average. Sonic was the only good thing about it.

[@IcyDiamond]

I liked it but there were to many plot holes

[@louminouz]

It was just a giant Disney fanservice movie sprinkler with outdated internet memes and trends.

[@ausername5410]

qwuzzy it was just a big ad

[@PlayupskybIues]

@@louminouz ikr, it was like " wE cAtErEd tO tHe yOuTuBe AuDiEnCe, DiD wE dO gOoD?

[@augustsart5374]

The thing I like about will Smith’s Aladdin is that it doesn’t feel like he was copying robin Williams. On the other hand the song ‘speechless’ had no business being in the movie there was literally no reason for it.

[@quedolapantera7623]

I'd question your speechless argument because in the remake they give jasmine an arch revolving being looked down because she's a woman. With the song, she decides she's had enough being told to shut up and not doing anything about it.

[@c0dexc0re71]

@@quedolapantera7623 Personally I liked the song separately from the movie but like... we got all of that from the rest of her time on screen, and the song really didn't fit the tone of the rest of the movie? At least for me it didn't. Like, the song felt more pop-y and while it was catchy it just took me out of the experience, especially the thanos-esque reprise? Like? I was SO confused when that startedXD

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Ketín Joe Espíritu Melgarejo being locked away because she’s a women?

[@jensentaylor1384]

Ketín Joe Espíritu Melgarejo she already had that arch in the original movie. Bringing in more IM A WOMAN aspects didn’t add anything to the power of her arch. She was already one of the most progressive of the Renaissance princesses

[@just-trying-my-best-everyday]

Except it slaps. It's a really cool song and Naomi is just so awesome.

[@chrisp.9385]

So Jafar becomes the most powerful sorcerer and whats the first thing he do!? 🤔 He makes his bird bigger😐

[@jpawlus33458]

Makes sense

[@ryandiepstraten4323]

He actually tortures the sultan first...

[@katieshadowsong4665]

Iago BIG BOI

[@Orangeyouglad870]

Tweet tweet that’s called prioritizing tweet tweet

[@auxilium5378]

worth it

[@AngyOrangeGoblin]

The Olive Garden and shopping mall comment is so real.

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

Oh

[@lworthy2518]

Too real! I'm from Macon, GA, and The Macon Mall (on the Westside) is nothing like it used to be. Barely any stores left to shop in. The food court reduced to a handful of restaurants. The stores that left either relocated to the new mall in North Macon (The Shoppes @ River Crossing) or to other locations around the city. And Olive Garden was across the street from The Macon Mall; now, it's across from the new mall.😞

[@shamidkpzd]

Ten shops in the local mall here have closed within the last year. The mall is so dead and sad looking.

[@marshalinehamismother]

Are there any local movie theaters that ARENT falling apart?

[@lworthy2518]

@@marshalinehamismother Better question is: how many movie theaters are left standing? In Macon, there were at one time 6 major theaters; now, it's down to one major (AmStar16) and two independent theaters [Douglas (historic) & Cox Capitol].

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Honestly Will Smith Genie doesn’t look as bad anymore, it’s no longer the scariest blue character to hit the big screen. Thanks paramount

[@itsthequenchiest5072]

Oh boy, i forgot that thing existed

[@louminouz]

Ryaquaza 1 Why must you remind everyone of that satanic descendant from hell’s existence

[@reasyrandom]

They are trying to fix him now. Keyword: Trying...

[@luskarian4055]

I searched up Paramount Blue Character because I didn't remember what you were trying to talk about. I wish I hadn't.

[@chuyrenteria6252]

You mean movie sonic?

[@azoratm6930]

I don’t think many know about this, but Aladdin is a story originated in Iraq, and I for one got so pissed that they made EVERYTHING look Indian. And I can tell you, not only did they throw in a sloppy Jaffar, but they didn’t even bother to research any of the culture or music in Iraq

[@helloitsme3982]

omg yes finally someone said it

[@weeblife8657]

Actually it's not based on one particular place or even country. The original story wasn't even in the original 1001 nights and was added by a Frenchman and it's not exactly made to be like "Yes THIS is exactly where it's set." Plus the original by the Frenchman calls it a Chinese city, though it sounds more Middle Eastern. Like making it South Asian/Middle Eastern is actually the most accurate you are going to get. And I would say in that regard it's fine

[@MikhaelAhava]

@Weeb Life intriguing.

[@EspeonMistress00]

@@weeblife8657 It's still a part of the Arabian Nights, which is Middle Eastern that comprises of several cultures that are not same with Indian Culture. Plus have you seen a map? India and Middle East is seperated by Persian countries.

[@s29nv1sr1]

Yes, thank you! As an Indian I hate it when people think Aladdin is Indian because it completely discounts Persian/Arabic culture AND is an inaccurate representation of Indian culture too. Basically, it's harmful to both sides.

[@arpandrozario7959]

Even though Speechless was put in an awkward part, the song was actually damn good.

[@KazuhaEien]

Agreed. It is actually one of my favorite pop songs tbh

[@arpandrozario7959]

@@KazuhaEien my homie. You understand me : )

[@isabelabraga9111]

I think that if Jasmine sang the entire song right after she was leaving her father's room (when she discovers that neither he or Jafar trusted her to be a good ruler) it could have been a lot better. But that said, I still liked the song.

[@KDA_in_yah_area]

I was literally Speechless after singing this song 2 times , my voice couldn't handle the high notes

[@TatoISR]

Me: For my last wish, i want to go back in time Will Smith Genie: *YAAAAAAAAH* *ITS REWIND TIME*

[@sardonical5684]

I laughed at this way more than I should've...

[@hellothere5843]

Aw das hOt DaS hOt

[@bradyhepner943]

Tato ISR I’m rolling 😂

[@lordjogurt7068]

This is one of the best jokes i have ever heard...

[@annabellelawrence2270]

Why did this make me laugh so much?

[@moondoria8401]

That thumbnail with the Genie looks amazing!!!

[@cussycatottofriends9284]

Lol!!!!!!!!!

[@libra_v3]

the Genie in the thumbnail looks even better than in an actual movie

[@Worm_Void]

@@libra_v3 yes I agree

[@Frungi]

@@libra_v3 “even better”

[@texasroze2371]

True because Will smith also played Oscar in Shark tale

[@lydia8526]

*When even the opening track's name is Arabian Nights and they made everything they could do to make the movie as Indian as possible*

[@itsjustyash2750]

as an indian i agree and i hate it how is everything indian looking?

[@brandanbeatrice8686]

My favorite part of the entire movie was when the Genie made Jafar the sultan and you can kinda hear an eerie version of friend like me in the background. I appreciate that.

[@reikun86]

That's actually a clever use of the score. I didn't recognize it when I watched the movie.

[@karmesean]

“What’s his name now?” *Genie* *Gene* *OSCAR* Me: goddamnit

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

I'm sorry but you've thrown off the Genie's groove (Throws "Oscar Guy" out) OG: Sorry!

[@tNigel]

Will Smith belongs in Shark Tale

[@haihai9022]

@@tNigel And Will Smith's character in Shark Tale was Oscar

[@CursedCaptainGaming]

Yo I just slayed a shark after givin him 3 wishes, ah that’s hot

[@einnok732]

Doesn't deserve an Oscar

[@cubwarrior0620]

When Genie rewinds the time, all my friends did what we had to do. We shouted "Yaaahhhhhh! It's Rewind Time!"

[@moderndavinci6599]

You and your friends are doing God’s work.

[@virgin1792]

Carefully, they are a hero.

[@justsomefacts2118]

I knew me and my freinds arent the only ones who did this...

[@oliviabrownvlogs204]

Peridorito117 when I say I choked on my Snapple....

[@shrekgal4935]

Yahhhhhh

[@usernameremoved3512]

1900’s Aladdin Prince Ali: Jasmine is a lovely sight 2000’s Aladdin Prince Ali: Jasmine is HOT This is a literal change in the song they made Go hear it

[@bofadeeznuts1334]

No

[@moved.6963]

they aren't wrong tho

[@rffilms4336]

The movie is a lot more enjoyable when you imagine that it is a DnD session.

[@KazuhaEien]

This made me chuckle for some reason

[@sophia-fuckthehandlesystem]

Expect there are no murder hobos who the GM is screaming at!

[@rainbowandre9580]

lmao

[@Predator20357]

@@sophia-fuckthehandlesystem this is why it’s a Disney movie, gotta have that wishful thinking somewhere

[@sophiasiegel1280]

@@Predator20357 True, but it's completely impossible even in a movie that everyone was there for the campaign

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

I liked how much respect and originality Will Smith put into his rendition of the genie. He didn't try to copy Robin's performance but expressed his love for it.

[@ttv_mrjack6749]

He was an amazing Geenie, RW probably could not have done a much better job in the Live Action department and vice versa.

[@kieranstark7213]

The Will Smith Genie is at least better than almost everything else about the remake. Oh wait, but the best thing about the otherwise awful movie is the early credits scene for feeling like a Bollywood music video.

[@sunnybaudelaire9384]

They didnt write Will Smith's musical numbers to fit his style or what he was best at which is what they did for Robin. Dont get me wrong I love the original and no one could live up to Robin but if they wrote the original to fit what the voice actor was best at it didn't make sense to me, but they put his version in the credits! Just use the version you put in the credits. It wouldve made it more entertaining and overall a better movie.

[@angusmarch1066]

@@ttv_mrjack6749 Robin Williams would have killed it in live action, dont forget he was a pro at physical comedy, so he probably would have blown Will Smith out of the water.

[@angusmarch1066]

@@sunnybaudelaire9384 well for one thing, the Will Smith version has "WE THE BEST! DJ KHALED!!!!" on top of it, so it is automatically ruined and unusable in the context of the film. Secondly, it wasnt very pertinent to the plot, if you were to put it in the film.

[@sketchyjulia]

Wait you think A Whole New World is the best Disney song ever written? How could you betray the philosophy and genius of Shiny?!?!??!

[@Goblinoid-o]

Julia 713 mmm fish dinner

[@casuallycompliant3045]

Well tamatoa hasnt always been this glam

[@erikaprendesmartin1749]

He was a drab little crab once-

[@pacoramon9468]

Best cocky song singed by a crab.

[@srutibanerjee7352]

Now I know I can be happy as a clam because I’m *_BEAUTIFUL_* baby

[@funnyhappystudios]

R.I.P Chris

[@brennonputt5169]

Correction, when Aladdin is speaking to the cave of wonders, he says “Don’t TAKE anything besides the Lamp.” So really during the whole scene with the magic carpet and Aladdin climbing up the pillar, the only thing that TAKES something is Abu, who takes the red jem. So that’s why the cave of wonders crumbles, because it was after Abu TAKING the jem.

[@Coconut_Prrson]

That Will Smith is not good at singing? *shuckles* Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down

[@ausername5410]

Now I’d like to take a minute Just sit right there

[@rivinimadawanarachchi8840]

In west Philadelphia born and raised

[@monkeyzebraproductionsacon4328]

On a playground where I spent most of my days

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball out by the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my Mom got scared and said "you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air"

[@Sathrus04]

I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

[@sullivans2004]

If Genie looks like THIS in the film, imagine what Ursula is gonna look like in The Little Mermaid remake! RIP Thicc Ursula

[@creed8712]

SuperMarioSullivan UK she will be the hero because Disney would get fat shit these days for portraying a “plus size” female as evil

[@andrewmitchell5807]

You know abby lee from dance moms?

[@hinasakukimi]

@@creed8712 i mean yeah people are tired of good looks = good person

[@bleyn_5598]

It's Opera.

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

Oh that poor unfortunate soul

[@JungonJun]

I'm quite sure Jasmine is wearing high heels before they were invented

[@WillMauer]

But they could have been invented already, it's A WHOLE NEW WOOOORLD!

[@jungleking0390]

Nobody: Dinsney: LIVE ACTION MOANA COMING SOON!!! Schaffeillas productions: OH H*LL NO

[@s_w_a_t9357]

Oh my God I just tried to imagine the most amazing creature that ever existed(you know who I'm talking about) in that live-action It made me almost puke

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

It’s going to be a Netflix original!

[@justyouraveragemartian783]

Oh god no

[@Hehe-nt4oe]

Let me cry myself to sleep

[@kazuhalovers]

It would've be so cringe (if they actually wanna do it). The original one is aesthetically pleasing to our eyes. The way the ocean looks, the way Te Fiti looks, the way that weird cave looks etc. It's just so so good. I don't think the live-action will impressed me. But idk why i can see how Disney will actually do it lmao. Let's just hope they're not doing it.

[@zenvanden991]

I like the smell of decomposing prunes. Like if you agree.

[@natejonson7036]

+KZbin rewind 2018

[@yakubdascientist53]

*Dwayne Johnson's face

[@cristhianmlr]

*iT's fReE ReAl eStAtE

[@lucasmartinssaraiva1162]

Yaah

[@vixxenspace86]

Omg Lol

[@limptoast]

Every Aladdin Fan: *Look how they massacred my boy.*

[@kieranstark7213]

Oh, I was one of those people all along!

[@AericLee23]

LimpToast JoyconBoyzForever, I think if they could have hyper-developed Jasmine the way they did for the remake, they should have put “Proud Of Your Boy” for Aladdin. I mean, there was a lot about Jasmine in this film.

[@Chaos_867]

Am i the 1 % or likes both versions? It made my birthday more memorable

[@jamesmccloud7535]

@@Chaos_867 I like both, even with all the flaws mentioned in this video. Don't let other people's opinion influence your own. Just like what you want to like.

[@DarthInsomnis]

Lion king 2019 makes Aladdin 2019 look like a masterpiece

[@KazuhaEien]

I agree

[@Chaos_867]

Aladdin was better even before the lion king remake Its the best remake i seen just Jafar makes me wanna jump of da roof

[@itstotallynotsai6577]

@@Chaos_867 yeah but "best remake I seen" does that really say much? Considering the standards for remakes are low but somehow they still fail hard

[@Chaos_867]

@@itstotallynotsai6577 i found it more exciting than netflix adaptations

[@magzpangilinan1425]

o wise sleepy iroh , what is your wisdom?

[@skyhideaway]

Can we just talk about how Disney felt the need to elevate already strong female characters into "even stronger" by basically making their whole personality "badass female character"? OG Jasmine was already strong. She knew when to speak for herself and exactly what she wanted. She knew her own worth and she wanted a suitor who would accept her as a person, rather than for her title. But in the live action, Jasmine needs an ambition. She wants to be the sultan. And she positively insults all men (unlike in the animated version, where she only insults the over the top haughty princes) and has an entire song that talks about not allowing herself to be silenced when there were no instances of anyone trying to silence her. Because, Jasmine isn't strong unless she shoves into our face how bigoted the society is and how she's a woman who should be independent and free.

[@MadLadMJ]

5/10: No Fresh Prince references.

[@admin.slayerenryu5217]

What about the rap part?

[@alexceous]

The magic carpet was doing the Carlton during the End Credits

[@2bitcreations222]

Look, say whatever you want about the Aladdin remake. I'm just glad that we have a professional KZbinr joining an actual Disney film! You go, Will Smith! That's hot, man, oh that's hot!

[@elijahmuller5041]

Dolly Lovin' Ray *cough*

[@enfield_the_enigmatic2989]

@Dolly Lovin' Ray This would be an appropriate time to reference a certain subreddit...

[@theyoutubeanalyst3731]

@Dolly Lovin' Ray r/woooosh

[@KhayJayArt]

🤣🤣

[@KhayJayArt]

@Dolly Lovin' Ray r/woosh

[@lilyflower1440]

You should watch the best adaption of Aladdin by far: Twisted, The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier (from Starkid)!

[@joshuasutton]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[@olivia_rcr]

follow the golden rule~

[@emilymonahan5232]

YES

[@azzahrahanamayindra7253]

YASSS!!!!!

[@everwildart3563]

"This is all your fault, Jafaar!"

[@blockythenormie3024]

R.I.P Chris😪😪

[@iara0]

Schraffillas: *hates movie* Also Schraffillas: *pays to watch movie, giving Disney more money. Further reinforcing the idea that bad movies are profitable* Schraffillas: :O

[@iara0]

@Ya Boi Hiei Their budget is infinite tho.

[@spec7923]

@Ya Boi Hiei this movie wasn't even bad tho

[@RedFloyd469]

Well, he also makes reviews so that we can have a rationally founded opinion on the quality of a film, so we may decide whether to watch it ourselves or not. If one reviewer can prevent, say, a hundred thousand subscribers from going to see a bad or average movie, this basically ensures Disney receives less money than they would have, had there not been reviewers like that. Hence why reviews, you know, exist.

[@subscribetopewdiepieunsubs7765]

@Variana Grande That has nothing to do with it. There are plenty of lower budget movies that ate great. It has to do with the fact that the film companies care about money more that making quality movies.

[@gman4736]

Schaffrillas: "I saw it last night because I am part of the problem"

[@SpinningTurtle66]

“The CGI... gets better as it goes along” Guess who brought beer to the Aladdin remake?

[@cartooncritique6625]

Beer makes everything better...for awhile. XD

[@raspberriesrrandom]

Could you review the musical "Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Viser"? I view Aladdin in a completely different light now that I have watched it. But take it lightly at first be in for a fun time.

[@gman4736]

One of his new video plans is "why twisted is low-key better than Aladdin" ...so your in luck.

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

@Kendall Brugler ha ha

[@izzi6143]

a year later, it’s out!

[@eether69420]

During the scene where Aladdin is introducing himself to Jasmine made me feel SO much second hand embarrassment

[@danielarputharaj9918]

Second embarrassment is something I used to experience a lot as a kid when watching movies, so I feel you there, buddy.

[@Celeste_Madeline]

Jams

[@KDA_in_yah_area]

"And what are you hoping to buy with all this stuff"

[@LiivelyLulu]

Same but it made me crack up lmao

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_At least this movie is way better than KZbin Rewind 2018_*

[@giorgioguolo7196]

Mr. Friendship that’s a fact

[@ros9764]

Ahhhh that's true

[@goodjobeli]

That's a pretty low bar, though

[@Roscododger]

*Its rewind time*

[@margogoralski6294]

AH, HHHHAAAA!!! OH, THAT'S HOT! THAT'S HOT.

[@lincolnb.3158]

Black Panther: Get this man a half decent mic

[@lincolnb.3158]

This Guy thanks for the condescending reply, kid. I’m not criticizing him in any way for having that mic I just think he should get a new one or borrow something idk. It just bothered me and whether I have a better mic or not is irrelevant

[@blipster0074]

yeah i can't understand what he's saying from time to time and caps arent really helping, but ehh still love his content

[@lincolnb.3158]

This Guy Are we really doing this?? Ok.. I was trying to say I don’t blame or judge him for having that mic but that his content would improve if he got one. It wasn’t meant to be an attack just a suggestion.

[@sturgun4173]

This Guy stfu

[@ImpracticalDok]

@@sturgun4173 we finally meet baguette man!

[@5my9other93half]

The song "Speechless" is kind of rough in the movie, but I swear to you the studio version SLAPS. It is honestly my favorite song of the entire Aladdin soundtrack, and I include the OST as well. Will Smith really made the role his own, but I wish they would have kept to that philosophy during his SONGS. He is literally The Fresh Prince, why wouldn't they let him do more rapping as opposed to singing? That way he comes out a lot more natural and plays to his strengths (you know, like the original Genie did). And this is my hottest of hot takes about this entire film: **A WHOLE NEW WORLD IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL.** Okay, hear me out. The original version DEFINITELY is a more magical moment, but in terms of song quality, the 2019-version has a much better mix and levelling. Also, I appreciated that we didn't go all over the world and just flew all over the kingdom, because in this movie Jasmine's main motivation is no longer to live life on her own terms but to be Sultan and lead her people. So of course Aladdin understanding her desire shows her what she truly cares about seeing, her people.

[@user-rg4ip3km3g]

This was meh. Would’ve preferred a live-action Shark Tale remake.

[@nosleep9816]

Omg imagine a live action remake of shark tales that would be trualy amazing

[@ImmortalCosmic]

NoSleep Fangirl it sounds like it

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Imagine if the Shark Tale remake was just Will Smith in a fish costume beating up a bunch of guys in shark suits

[@sealingfan6889]

That would be really funny.

[@vcsa681]

I'm imagining this and now I won't sleep again,thank you

[@joeysinclair5266]

I'd like to see you either do a Shrek 4 review or a Bojack Horseman video.

[@jimllc]

Pretty sure he IS working on a Shrek 4 review.

[@KoalityMae]

So surprised when i heard back in '07

[@leoncervantes4276]

What about doing both

[@Frungi]

I would *love* to see Schaff talk about Bojack.

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Josh Spicer YES !!!... YES !!!!

[@Jolfgard]

I get some real Bollywood vibes from this.

[@melonscumpthin8643]

free punjabi movie 2019

[@carealoo744]

What the heck is: 'BollyWood?'

[@jezeliarin]

Indian Hollywood

[@carealoo744]

@@jezeliarin K

[@absolite6]

They should have tried to stick to a more Bollywood style. Like the dance at the end credits. Imagine a whole retelling like that, would be different enough to stand on it's own and at least be an interesting attempt.

[@epicfail5473]

Talk about the part where Aladdin turns around and says, "Take that!" during the one jump song and then nothing happens. Literally nothing. He just turns around and keeps running. No? Ok then.

[@shenaenae9528]

3:47 In the live action movie Aladdin is instructed not to take any treasure. It didn't say anything about touching it.

[@becdoesyoutube]

Wow a review that isn’t a Schaff Shortie or a Painfully Average one? I guess you could say it *_SUBVERTED MY EXPECTATIONS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD KILL ME_*

[@slothoverlord4388]

This pun is Painfully Average

[@craftyadrian6262]

No......just no

[@nadjib_]

Nope the film is just Painfully Pointless

[@chrisfratz]

YOU NEVER SEEN IT COMING

[@geekymetalhead5112]

*Didn't see that coming?*

[@berpipo]

But you have to see the lion king remake! who else is going to call it Painfully average if you don't?!

[@charmandyorton006]

Personally I'm only watching it because they brought back my boi Hans Zimmer

[@qinlongfei]

I'm going to cry for that lion king remake, and not in the 'it's so beautiful I'm going to cry' way.

[@charmandyorton006]

@@qinlongfei Yeah, aside from the score (hopefully), the film is going to hurt

[@zoltanz288]

Ill call it painful garbage.

[@Nabs-xd2qr]

It's directed by Favreau. I doubt it'll be bad.

[@breadddie]

we all know that starkid’s twisted is the superior aladdin adaptation

[@itsamiamia]

YAAAASSSSS

[@abird7866]

“Will Smith isn’t great at singing” *Will smith beat boxing to the alien in MIB*

[@KnightsDisillusion]

Don't ask questions just consume product and then get excited for next products.

[@anthonyhiebert8491]

Listen to Knight Warrior.

[@Codricmon]

CONSUME DON'T QUESTION AUTHORITY SLEEP AND REPRODUCE

[@AndreNitroX]

Pretty much what movies are made for today, if you want true art in film form travel to the golden age of cinema to the oldies but goodies section

[@jimllc]

Now you get it.

[@jessebrown5247]

Knight Warrior but wouldn’t that make you Robot!

[@aguy3806]

Now this is epic. But do you want to know what would be more epic? Reviewing Sherlock Gnomes.

[@sh1zak1]

Is it bad that I was actually okay with that movie?

[@ibrahimlabib9549]

What about Genie's shoe-horned girlfriend?

[@theggamer2824]

I thought it was a nice inclusion Incase you read this a year later. And I don’t really think she is shoe horned

[@omniomelet1472]

I mean in reality she probably would’ve been an old woman.

[@pinkfrogi9061]

Even if she was unnecessary, she had a fun character

[@reikun86]

I thought she was a funny character. I wasn't mad about it.

[@bradyhepner943]

Will Smith: does English accent Robin Williams: Gordon Ramsay: it’s fucking raaaaaaaw

[@moldyoranges5655]

I’ve been laughing at the thumbnail for five minutes now please help

[@eliraeclipse2435]

No way Snevillus. How's lily doing? Oh wait she's dead.

[@Johatesyou]

@@eliraeclipse2435 lmao

[@DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu]

I still laugh at the rise of palpatine review after ive seen it for a million times

[@cameronjosephvideos5942]

Things that I really liked - Shows Tiger licking Aladdin's face. Are you trying to tell us something Tamatoa person.

[@Frog101_Real]

taste of a liar

[@pingu1312]

NO ONE REMEMBERES ACHMED!

[@violetlavi2207]

Well, they fixed the treasure thing a little: "TAKE nothing but the lamp". So Aladdin could touch the treasure, just not take it. Still doesn't explain what Abu did though

[@seauqis]

my niece was obsessed w/ this movie so all i heard for 2 weeks straight was the songs in this movie and constant praise about the movie

[@phillipsscrewdriver2219]

*looks at title* Well you're not wrong...

[@thekingofbacon5136]

They're making a Dora the explorer live action movie

[@veronicageorge3825]

I heard that it was actually good.

[@_stupidbro]

@@veronicageorge3825 It was... an experience.

[@veronicageorge3825]

@@_stupidbro So, I'm just guessing you found it to be okay at best, or just wacky.

[@solidhutyr1815]

Yuh and its sucks

[@mazinkhalid488]

@@solidhutyr1815 why

[@lucaslopes.0]

4:37 Oh boy, definitely his name should have been Oscar, I’d love that

[@nexttoradio]

I went and listened to Will Smith's "Friend like me". I then had to immediately listen to Robin Williams' to cleanse my ears.

[@s29nv1sr1]

Will Smith's song in the credits is a better version of "Friend Like Me," IMO. It's a better reflection of Will Smith's strengths and beginnings as a clean rapper. The "Friend Like Me" that they used in the film wasn't letting Will Smith be his own character, it was just trying to make Will Smith do a bad impression of Robin Williams.

[@kekkek4750]

No one: Literally no one: Not a soul: The Aladdin movie: JAM XD Everyone in the theater:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂👌

[@nellieb6585]

But you have to admit that joke landed.😂

[@tinahawley320]

I found the jam scene abjectly hilarious TBH, mostly because it came out of absolutely nowhere and I have a weird attraction to cringe humor in small amounts.

[@KingBobXVI]

@@nellieb6585 - "But you have to admit that joke landed." It was pretty ok the first time, like, it was a decent addition and a unique scene of him trying to pretend to be a prince, but then they just kept milking it, and milking it, and it only took about two more lines about jam before it stopped being funny and they just kept going.

[@nellieb6585]

@@KingBobXVI You're right, it went on for an absurd amount of time but it seemed to be more awkward and funnier the more it went on, I think the whole point is that Aladdin is awkward as a prince and has no sense of when to stop

[@melanierubio3663]

There wasn't a single person that laughed in the theater for the whole movie

[@randomperson9701]

Aladdin (2019) is unnecesarry. Disney live action remakes are unecesarry but that is a topic for a other day.

[@charchar234cj]

This was the best Ted Talk I’ve ever experienced. Thank you.

[@randomperson9701]

@@charchar234cj I'm glad you liked it!

[@cilonrs]

1 bi per a very easy to make movie tells didney this kind of movie is very necessary

[@cartooncritique6625]

Amen To That! ^^

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@cilonrs If by "necessary" you mean "profitable"...then yes, very much so.

[@thefurbyartist4711]

It’s a good movie, but it has its flaws *cough cough* Jafar *cough*

[@vortech0581]

0:18 when you said that a little girl was crying, I was relieved that even kids can see how bad this is.

[@calimerohnir3311]

"Aladdin (2019) is a movie that exists" You are technically correct. The best kind of correct!

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

One thing that really annoys me about the trailers for the trailers for these films is how they always take a gritty, serious approach, even if the original was more comedy focused. But hey, if you gave this movie a shot, and it turned out somewhat well, I'll probably do the same.

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

@Roger Dodger Shame, because there was a time many could argue that Disney films always had something to offer to everyone, regardless of their age. Even as a child myself, I never went along with the stigma that age ratings, be they for movies, TV shows, video games and more, dictated the only audience that should be experiencing it.

[@Wesleym134]

@Roger Dodger Disney has always been like that, seriously Walt could be quite the ruthless businessman if he wanted to. Remember what happened to Max Fleischer studios?

[@k_n_c_y]

Aladdin 2019 remake: *exists* James: Aladdin 2019 is a movie that exists

[@tyler-nicholeharris5381]

3:17-3:24 “Genie, I don’t feel so good”

[@ffletch]

My brother and I whispered to each other, "Princess Jasmine, I don't feel so good..."

[@soul6733]

I found it ok. Not too bad but not great. The fact that it's not animated however reduce a lot of what they can do.

[@iagotheparrot6347]

😔 in my opinion, I really didn't like how Jafar was in this movie. He just felt so bland and less intimidating. He didn't do anything either?? Like hhh The movie was alright, besides Aladdin and a few of the characters being cringey as hell. I was really disappointed in Iago too. He was barely a part of the movie and just wasn't really enjoyable.

[@elisabethfanfan9560]

If were being honest the og jafar wasnt specail either there was no big cool thing except for well threatening peaple

[@ary5368]

@@elisabethfanfan9560 OG Jafar is defo a top 10-5 Disney villain, his immorality and cunning nature makes him an enjoyable villain in the film, especially when he goes full out crazy once he gets the lamp.

[@elisabethfanfan9560]

@@ary5368 but thats his weakness crazy doesmt always work

[@ary5368]

@@elisabethfanfan9560 But I'd say it did work for Jafar. It's subjective. Voice actor for Jafar was also amazing, Jonathan Freeman was perfect. His relationship with Iago and when they plot their plans together make him a lot more human than some other Disney villains which are just EVIL EVIL EVIL. It just makes him a bit different. He does get a lot of screen time for a villain which i guess allows these kind of scenes to happen. Live action Jafar is atrocious in every way. They took away everything that made Jafar a good villain.

[@thealien2437]

@@ary5368 Agreed. I think the biggest problem was how they didn't allow Jafar to actually seem like a threat. Like in the original where he's able to successfully mind control the sultan a few times. In the remake he doesn't get any actually intimidating moments.

[@jenniferl.8111]

I was painfully ignoring the movie until Speechless started playing, then I exploded

[@taltoskieron]

I caught that Oscar Will Smith joke.

[@diamondjub2318]

Who else is NOT excited for The Lion King Remake?

[@em.the.awful.waffle]

me 😒

[@eliraeclipse2435]

I'm just excited for Aladdin honestly. And yeah I loved the movie

[@Cottagewh0re]

Well given that I hated Lion King the original...

[@THATRANDOMDUDE99999]

excuse me, you hated the original lion king? *run away Zoe and never return!*

[@lilpipookoloo8792]

im here from the future to tell you that animals cannot emote.

[@PKpaula425]

IMO, I feel like if I was sat down and forced to watch one live action Disney remake, this would probably be my choice. I actually rather enjoyed the expanded world building set in place here. Unlike some *cough* BeautyandtheBeast *cough* OTHER films, they didn't cut and add stuff in as they pleased like some kind of bizarre grim fanfiction canon story quilt. They (for the most part) kept everything the same story and song wise as the original, added a few new tunes, and expanded the world. It ain't perfect but at least it's there. Neat! What I greatly didn't enjoy, as you said, was how Jafar was handled. Him being a thief as well was a pretty neat little idea, but he just did not have the same slimy sleazy attitude the Jafar we know has. Will Smith is kinda like that in a way too, he's not exactly like Robin's genie, but he brings the same kind of energy while putting his own spin on things. Not the case with Jafar. He just feels kind of flat. ...And call me crazy, but I missed Iago being his own fleshed out character.

[@tenpointstojules]

thank you for bringing up the slow-motion stuff!!! also they sped some stuff up but kept the mouths the same to keep it looking like they were singing and I could NOT stop cringing.

[@MrYost-xx5bj]

"A blue CGI will Smith Nightmare movie"

[@BabsChannel]

Will be the name of my first son.

[@oonooooooooo]

Miles Y Oh but not the fish one

[@abbeyangevine1773]

A high-school in my town did Aladdin for their mid-term musical, and the Genie in that was better than Will Smith.

[@hajsoheil5049]

OooooooooF

[@KillMe-qj3xx]

Rip oofers

[@StottOnTheDot]

Whatever helps you sleep at night

[@Buzz32123]

yea sure ok.

[@gabbyl3856]

All I gotta say with the live action remakes is that they are visually stunning.

[@Established2768]

Ya know, compared to all the future live actions that would be released this is one of the better of them LOL

[@EnderBanned]

The commercial for this says it's "visually stunning" and I'd agree for the wrong reason.

[@luisfranco1592]

About The Lion King: "I'm not seeing this shit in a million years" You and I both, pal. You and I both.

[@applebee28]

Make that three

[@atotalfiasco4213]

Four

[@maryammuhib]

Seven, because I'm so passionately against that remake that my anger equals that of three people.

[@crazyfire9470]

Why?

[@matthewkrenzler1171]

Count me in!

[@shay.w.5812]

The part that pisses me off about this is how technically speaking, Aladdin is supposed to be set in an Arabic country (Moroco) but they bollywood-ize it. It feels like they are like "oh well all these ethnic cultures are the same, let's just make the one people like most for the money". It's like if Pocahontas was Asian, or Mulan was Hispanic; not even trying to have any representation, even when they're representing an Arab story.

[@helloitsme3982]

omg yes like the story isn't indian

[@shay.w.5812]

@@helloitsme3982 Exactly! like i don't even care about the actress being Indian, i don't care about cultural appropriation and what not. What pisses me off is the imperial point of view that since all these countries are vaguely close to each other they're the same place. It's like saying Mexican and American culture are the same because they're close and disregarding the millenniums of history before.

[@helloitsme3982]

@@shay.w.5812 100% agree. i didn't feel an Arab vibe from anything, since I'm Arab myself. everything was Indian. like the temple, the market, and in the prince Ali song wtf was that obnoxious turban that will smith was wearing? and the turbans all the other men were wearing? that's not Arab that's Indian. and the elephant aladdin was on. seriously an elephant why not a camel. but yeah they got the country that the story is based completely wrong and they didn't do their research at all

[@s29nv1sr1]

Heck, I'm Indian and I HATE when people equate Aladdin with Indian culture because it's misrepresenting both Middle Eastern culture AND Indian culture. I can't imagine how actual Arab people feel.

[@shay.w.5812]

@@s29nv1sr1 Yeah I am arab which is why I'm pissed. I was really excited to see my culture represented in a movie but instead got a completely different movie. Like I don't mind Bollywood, I really don't but if I wanted to watch a bollywood movie, i'd watch a different movie then this. They're all much better than this crap.

[@veilofthevale974]

“Desolate, dying broken shopping mall” hits different in 2020

[@DepravedCoTApologist]

Fun fact: The Director of the movie & Naomi Scott wanted Jasmine to be a character who didn't want to be tied down by tradition and forge her own path, because she was only concerned with finding a man in the original..... *Did they even watch the original movie???*

[@1992disney]

Probably not.

[@cartooncritique6625]

They looked up the sparknotes online. XD

[@germanrodriguez496]

Will Smith's genie: I'm a human now, call me Oscar Oscar from Shark Tale: Well you look like a Fresh Prince Will Smith's no longer genie: ...oooo thats hot.

[@jugbueno]

“And I called Ralph Breaks the Internet perfectly average because I had a concoction or something, that movie’s actually horrible.” That made me laugh a ton, not gonna lie.

[@animuszen136]

I think you meant concussion, but the fact that in context "concoction" kinda works is a little funny. It's like that meme of you used the wrong formula but got the correct answer.

[@jugbueno]

@@animuszen136 thanks for the correction

[@re_animatedabby6791]

The salt and shade thrown at the Beauty and Beast live action is hilarious.

[@BugsyFoga]

Well at least it wasn't PAINFUL AVERAGE 😁

[@AndreNitroX]

Agreed, beauty and the beast remake, captain marvel and incredibles 2 gave me physical pain with how average they were

[@zaphodbeeblebrox655]

@@AndreNitroX I'd say that Incredibles 2 was better than just average, especially not painfully, anyway. It obviously isn't as good as the original though.

[@TitaniumSalvage]

@@zaphodbeeblebrox655 I would argue that it was below average. Everything that could have been cool and entertaining in that movie was thrown out or forgotton. Like the ScreenSlaver. Such a cool design and idea only used in 1 short scene then thrown out by average looking human villain with a contradicting motivation. It was just...bad. The only real good scenes were probably Jack Jack v Raccoon and the 1st ScreenSlaver fight.

[@AndreNitroX]

@@zaphodbeeblebrox655 your right Incredibles 2 is mostly good except for the climax, where the villain is revealed, but it just left me disappointed.

[@SimGunther]

Never stop finding the most creative ways of saying "Yeah, this movie is _just_ *okay* and I'm okay with the series of events unfolding at this moment"

[@ScienceAlliance]

0:33 he pronounces the P with so much bass I thought someone bumped my headphones

[@lauralaura396]

I actually really liked this movie, and I thought seeing it on big screen and 3D really added to it. I really liked the two main characters and the surroundings. I also really liked the Genie. However much we all like Robin Williams, it's important to forget about him while watching this movie. Will Smith's Genie is good, but it's different from the one from Robin William. If you keep on clinging to the original version, you probably won't see how great this one is too. The Thanos part in the movie did really confuse me and I was disappointed about the 'Whole New World' song. The song wasn't bad, if I didn't know the song before, I would have though 'nice, average song' and moved on. But this song has an epic memorable predecessor, everyone's waiting to hear this song in the movie, so it's averageness made it was very disappointing.

[@Chaos_867]

I agree this movie is good Just has a bit of problems