Captain Marvel is Painfully Average

In this video I tell an inspirational empowering story, and less importantly, I review a mediocre superhero movie
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[@bradypermenter8761]

Honestly I felt like Black Panther had more female empowerment than Captain Marvel did. Because almost all of the female characters in Black Panther were interesting and cool. Captain Marvel is just kind of there

[@sterlingkart9562]

Thank you! You're a real one!

[@sterlingkart9562]

@Grant Baynes "personality" its pretty important

[@umbrellacorporation4435]

I couldn’t agree more. They gave us four (4) complex female characters with different motivations and personalities, I got a sense of who Nakia, Okoye, Shuri and Ramonda were and why they acted the way they did in a movie in which neither were the main character. The worst part about it is that CM could, but actively chose otherwise.

[@jessel1119]

Grant Baynes she’s also a nazi & mind-raped people girl bye

[@seymourbrown4540]

Umbrella Corporation I also agree, but I also love that you specified four as the number

[@QualityGamingStudios]

Imagine dying and meeting schafrillas at the gates of heaven only for him to say “your life was painfully average” and condemn you to purgatory

[@ShibuNub3305]

He wouldn’t be entirely incorrect tbh

[@viddork]

Purgatory is going to be awfully crowded, then, considering what "average" means.

[@abcabrera1121]

Would he be a giant shiny crab then?

[@rooksclown316]

@@abcabrera1121 it's his true form

[@joshinese5548]

if you're a subversive masterpiece, you go to heaven, if you're painfully average, you get purgatory, and if you're a cinematic disaster, to the depths of tartarus with you.

[@Naharu.]

As a girl l have to say: this type of movies don't make me feel "empowered" at all. I feel like they are using my gender as some type of clickbait and excuse for half-assed characters and stories when l just want to have a good time watching a good story with good interesting characters who just so happen to be female. Is it that much to ask?

[@庫倫亞利克]

...I mean, feminists are practically nothing with their role models (MaRey Sue, Captian Sociopath, etc) getting unearned, undeserved power from a doting scriptwriter. There are no doting scriptwriters beyond real life, making feminists have no choice but to resort to screaming persecution and churning out more shallow generic powerhouse characters with vaginas. Seriously, have them ever thought about maybe making themselves better people (personality- and skill-wise) and beating the men they hate so much at their game, fair and square?

[@princesscadance197]

Write characters that are believable personalities. People will like them more than if they feel like shoehorned-in feminist icons.

[@alegria1813]

Thanks

[@RichardCox0]

🙏

[@freezingsn0w_]

I've learnt that if you take away something from a character, gender or disability or stereotype, and you have nothing left of the character than it's poorly written.

[@midgepo7351]

In the famous words of Knuckles the Echidna: “Anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.” I never once felt empowered by this character unfortunately, because it felt like I was being patronized with cringey flashbacks that did more harm than good. Not to mention I found Captain Marvel’s character to be bland and paper thin. Wonder Woman, however did literal WONDERS (pun intended) in this regard, because it didn’t feel like it was about gender, but about a PERSON taking charge and overcoming what others could not, and that person just so happened to be a woman. Far more moving and impactful, it’s a shame they handled Captain Marvel so poorly.

[@midgepo7351]

Karsyn zzstu Beauchamp I’ve seen it

[@LoserLilith]

I cant belive that knuckles the echidna from SONIC BOOM can so accurately explain the problem with emphasizing the "strong independent woman" trope. It's ok to have a strong independent woman, but that cant be their only personality trait. You also cant be constantly telling people "hey shes a strong independent woman" because, as knuckles said, it makes it seem like an exception. In conclusion knuckles from sonic boom has a gigantic brain.

[@milesandrews6711]

@@LoserLilith no, knuckles from sonic boom is actually pretty incompetent, if you Wanna see a smart badass knuckles I suggest you watch sonic x, it's a great sonic series

[@soupcorvus7451]

@@milesandrews6711 yeah he’s a dumbass and not very good in sonic boom but that’s what people like about his character (also yknow.. feminist icon knuckles)

[@ilikenougat8892]

"What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist!"

[@gamersinacontainer]

I wish she had a couple scenes of struggling with her powers instead of just instantly mastering them the second she "unlocked" them.

[@ethanbrown2978]

I want to see her struggle with literally anything after her powers are "unlocked"

[@gamersinacontainer]

@@ethanbrown2978 Imagine in the scene where she's free falling and discovers she can fly, instead of just pulling it off, she loses control a lot and can't stop herself from falling, and at the last second, she focuses and manages to pull up JUST before hitting the ground. That would have been an amazing scene.

[@applehead778]

nah shes a strong woman so she has to be ridicolously overpowered

[@gamersinacontainer]

@@applehead778 Ah, yes. It all makes sense now!

[@goose7215]

@@gamersinacontainer nah it'll be cliche. I want her to crash. Like she tried and for a second everyone thought she'll make it.

[@ahzlos8479]

5:57 "I hope these things get annihilated in Endgame" Congratulations, you're a prophet

[@ori.canollie_2006]

thats what i was gunna say

[@FAZBEARENTCEO]

Yep

[@theAmazingJunkman]

in the first 5-10 minutes, no less

[@jep1437]

I’m a survivor..

[@FlorianFlorian573]

I just commented that before i saw this

[@egg_l0rd13]

People: “Captain Marvel is the first superhero to help empower women!” Wonder Woman: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@cryptidcreates9942]

Yes

[@gavin8859]

Captain marvel was originally a dude too

[@jetpackblues9193]

@@gavin8859 Nah. That's DC. His name is Shazam now.

[@rocko1331]

@Ethan Baker No, the original Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell), was a male, and a part of Marvel. However, they made him a female in th film for...reasons, I guess.

[@jetpackblues9193]

@@rocko1331 Do you have a link to this character? Because I only know the Marvel (Miss Marvel) and DC (Captain Marvel/Shazam) ones

[@gramcracker7316]

My main problem with this movie is how nick fury lost his eye. That moment was supposed to be a turning point in his life and make him a different person, but instead “haha funny cat.”

[@joeyjerry1586]

Graham Vande Vegte, it was not even funny. Fury was always talking about how his damaged eye was caused by someone he trusted. It could’ve been something deep and explained why Fury is the person he is today. Instead, we get "cat scratches eye". Yes, ‘cause that’s betrayal. A cat scratching your eyes.

[@lost7149]

"lAsT tIMe i tRusTeD sOmeOne, i lOsT aN eYE"

[@Jb-ik3pq]

Graham Vande Vegte someone clearly doesn’t watch New Rockstars

[@T_Dude]

I like to see it as him using it to his advantage by taking a really dumb truth and tweaking it into a mystery.

[@chunkon8890]

@@lost7149 well he does lie to the avengers about an agents death to motivate them to fight so it's not a surprise that he lied about his eye

[@NotOfTroy]

The first female-protagonist Marvel movie should've been Black Widow

[@Ethan-uc4ip]

Oh my god this is so true a black widow movie would have been much more interesting

[@williamsapong81]

What about Antman and the Wasp?

[@diegobendinelli2680]

@@williamsapong81 What ABOUT Ant Man and Wasp.

[@ash73]

Yeah, I really wished that they would've released Black Widow's movie instead of Captain Marvel's cause then we would know her better and her character's arc would end more smoothly in Endgame. Like, we would understand her actions in Endgame more and feel for her better if we actually had known her tragic past. (unless you've read the comics of course) They seriously should've released Captain Marvel after Endgame.

[@ratupmyass]

@@EC2019 am i reading sjw propaganda

[@aureliaangulo4450]

That story at the beginning was so inspiring. Such a brave young lass. God bless that girl.

[@gbomber4656]

@Raj Pique He meant the girl who went to talk to the projector guy about the movie not being played properly.

[@bro-be3bd]

@@gbomber4656 I'm pretty sure that's what she/he was talking about.

[@gbomber4656]

@@bro-be3bd I replied to a now deleted comment so the context had been lost... iirc the person thought the op was talking about the movie character or something.

[@cryanide87]

Peck

[@cryanide87]

@@PoshWosher thanks.

[@screaminginsidebecauseimhu5878]

I love how you called him *Jude Law* instead of his character. *i mean I forgot his characters name to*

[@ihavealifeyaknow6827]

Wait, he had a name?

[@decepticontechno-organic3777]

@@ihavealifeyaknow6827 Yon Rogg

[@meeepmeerp]

I agree, but it's *Too

[@haihai9022]

The only character I liked was Goose (mainly because I am a crazy cat guy) He was the only reason why I watched Captain Marvel. I didn't care much about everything else. Shazam on the other hand, is better in every way.

[@sebastianlee6534]

Well actually, it’s... uh... wait... I got it! ... nah nevermind...

[@fineapple3435]

I liked Wonder Woman way more They didn’t make a Woman who was Superhero,they made a Superhero who was a woman.

[@Eanki_]

Apart from that one scene where Wonder Woman strolled out to No Man's Land, the movie was awfully so so. And the Ares twist makes my blood boil more than the Zemo bullshit in Marvel's Civil War. "Hey let's make a profound statement about the human condition- oh wait no, lol. People war because Ares." I thought the Civil War bs of "Hey, what if our heroes struggle with deeply complicated problems of security vs freedom, accountability vs privacy, etc. Oh wait no. Guy mad. Guy manipulates. We need a villain."

[@TheGhostoftheCosmos]

@@Eanki_ it may not be for you but the ideas of wonder women has heavy bases in mythos so it makes sense

[@a_gurl596]

Wow very "I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you." vibes

[@itsjustyash2750]

exactly

[@firefiy8789]

@@TheGhostoftheCosmos Sense isn't the problem he means. The movie was all about how war is caused by people on different sides. Then they stuck in a CGI fight scene with a literal god with no setup If the movie was going to have a huge CGI boss battle at the end it should have had some sort of lead up ingrained in the story rather than pop out of nowhere

[@table2.0]

The Marvel logo was beautiful. RIP Stan.

[@splatmaster1903]

And the best part of the movie

[@sabbodude]

The only unforgettable thing about the movie

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Should've saved it for Endgame.

[@MilkIsMilkisMilk]

Schaffrilas : doesn't spoil what the logo is You : does it

[@mochiwochii88]

The best part of the movie by far

[@Rancor9000]

Nick Fury in TWS: “The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye.” Apparently he meant goose...? Ohkay...

[@Mak1Attack1]

See, at first I thought he was going to lose an eye when the not real Phil Coulson was in the car-- I whispered that exact line to my friend during that scene. Honestly, I could have done without Goose in the movie. The CGI was. . . pretty awful during parts of the movie.

[@Schlumbuo]

The M of 52 nick fury’s characterization in this movie was fucking garbage because there’s no transition between this weak spineless fury and the fury that everyone likes

[@matthewparker9276]

My headcannon is that that was not when he lost his eye. It appears to be healing at the end of the movie, so there is room for him to lose it in a properly dramatic moment in between captain marvel and iron man.

[@aaronmueller1560]

Yeah it just kind of undermines everything about the character Nick Fury that we actually know and love.

[@Jtrent]

Exactly, undermines the entire theme

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Thanks for reminding me how many marvels there were in the beginning

[@Nitrodino7875]

:^/ please stop. You will make me kill myself.

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

@@Nitrodino7875 Don't do it, the situation wouldn't be marvel-ous

[@Nitrodino7875]

@@KitKat-sv9qp will it stop Kermit the Frog? Maybe. I'll be sure to write down his user name and Justin Y., Daniel Sambar, how to clean your metal computer on my suicide note. And post it on reddit lol.

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@Nitrodino7875, My parallel self did that... Didn't even kill one Kermit out of the infinite.

[@ronjosh1518]

It had some really cool looking scenes though

[@JAProductions494]

I think everyone can agree that the opening of the film where they replaced the Marvel Studios logo with a bunch of Stan Lee clips was the best part of the film

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

yes

[@riymeep6708]

I loved it when they did that

[@SpaceTreeStudios]

You could've called this "Captain Marvel is Marvelously Mediocre" but you had to go for the meme huh?

[@valco9970]

Oof

[@SpaceTreeStudios]

@hello check again

[@kayleelomas5598]

@@SpaceTreeStudios wow editing lol you know we can see that you edited it right

[@teri6318]

Nick fury backstory: a marvel story

[@carissagraft]

That's basically all this story is. Which is pretty sad

[@superxies8295]

"I hope these things get annihilated in endgame" Thanos: say no more

[@yourverybestfriend1263]

Gone. Reduced to atoms.

[@nokompot4682]

Gonk Droid one like :)

[@cyanide167]

Congratulations, you’re a prophet

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

*snap*

[@pacifistcowboy]

i love how much you genuinely give reason for why you dislike something and never say bad shit about things that don’t actually affect your opinion. like you never once made a joke or insult about her being a woman, because that wasn’t your problem with it. you give solid, understandable and genuine points to why something isn’t good and never shame people if they disagree with you

[@The_Jovian]

Man it's refreshing to see an honest review of this movie that isn't soured by someone hating Brie Larson or complaining about feminism.

[@warriorsboi4821]

SHE’S UNTHICC

[@sebastienlee9754]

Preach

[@keelanbarron928]

Yeah, it's kind of like the ghostbusters reboot. (Only instead of "this movie is great because of feminism", it's "this movie is awful because of feminism".)

[@josephjoestar260]

@@granth2839 Amen

[@The_Jovian]

@@granth2839 and there's the souring I didn't want in the first place, thank you

[@Matt_0417]

The Sonic Movie is Shockingly Spectacular

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Before they deleted the want to see scores to protect this movie the want to see for Sonic was at 85 percent compared to her 27 percent

[@RobBob6197]

The Aladdin remake is Shockingly Spectacular.

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Tbh, I'd rather watch the Sonic movie than this rad-fem propaganda

[@hotdogboy5856]

Joshua’s just cranky because he’s a dudebro

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@hotdogboy5856 what

[@insertcurrentmemehere8855]

I feel like most female lead characters are either strong and powerful and have no flaws or weaknesses because "let's make the feminists happy" or are weak and are just completely flawed

[@insertcurrentmemehere8855]

@@theprovoloneman281 yeah that would be cool

[@lilkxdude5659]

Harley Quinn needs her own movie tbh- And as for Marvel I kinda want Storm to have one

[@diogenesbarrel7350]

This is why people love anime. The female protagonists are done from okayish to pretty great (Rukia, Bulma, etc)

[@diogenesbarrel7350]

@@lilkxdude5659 A storm movie will be great but i feel like storm being a solo character wont work. Shes always done well as a team player or leader both in comics and ahem ahem the xmen movies

[@lilkxdude5659]

@@diogenesbarrel7350 The female characters in anime aren't portrayed good at apl, either. Besides the serious animes like AoT and DBZ and such, females are often fanservice and provide nothing else. And a Storm movie would be pretty great if done right. Maybe something along the lines of her childhood or when she first discovers her power, much like how they did Quicksilver. (The good one)

[@batyalivni3577]

As a woman, I literally don't care about a character's gender. At all. I just want them to be interesting. Stop trying to shove women punching things onscreen and actually take the time to write them, please.

[@austinsnyder8743]

A strong female character is someone who is put up against difficult obstacles and has to find a way to overcome them and take a few hits along the way. They were weak and defeated at one point but with Time they knew how to take a hit and still have the strength to stand and fight back. Captain marvel should’ve never been an overpowered female character with no flaws. Because if they have unlimited power and no weaknesses, how can women who have suffered from helplessness see you as a symbol of empowerment?

[@Sorcerer-SMC]

Austin Snyder she DID have flaws dude

[@bobbyberro8107]

Sorcerer SMC like what

[@genmeriphoton7655]

@@Sorcerer-SMC That weakness being "not being able to overcome emotion?" Don't you think that's a bit broad of a weakness? What "emotion" are we talking about here; is it Anger, Pain, or Grief?

[@princeszdd9828]

Kenneth Paquito exactly that’s not weakness I mean not a good one but not everyone is like that

[@Yougotcaged102]

Although to be fair she is pretty much always been OP in the comics and what not

[@ChristopherMoom]

Captain Marvel is not very marvel-ous

[@cynical4503]

Christopher Moon I've seen you on a Smash video a while ago, I can see you have good taste in youtubers ;)

[@nyar3517]

Captain Marvelous is unepic

[@demonico917]

Bruh you are like the next Justin Y......and I like it

[@taystudioartist]

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Marvelous?... The marvelous misadventures of Flapjack was good.

[@ziamusic6245]

I know girl power films have good (marketing) intentions, but it honestly just feels like it's talking down to women. the part that talks about how captain marvel feels meh, but if she inspires women, more power to her, kind of proves that point It feels like marvel is saying "I know you can't possibly relate to or connect with all those MALE superheroes, so here's some poorly thought out crumbs for you." It feels like such a token gesture because they clearly don't give enough of a damn to write this properly into the mcu, but women are supposed to look up to her because she's powerful and a woman. It honestly feels pretty condescending. I don't dislike the motivations behind captain marvel being a girl power film because I hate feminism or I think brie larson has a bad attitude, or whatever people claim makes people dislike the film. I dislike it because there's this subtext that every other marvel hero wasn't actually for women and girls after all, because here's a hero for the women and girls (someone, you know, they can actually relate to, because since she's a girl, she has a lot in common with every other girl ever, right?) and girls can't look at inspiring male figures and think that they could accomplish that too someday. I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility that a girl could look up to Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, or dare I mention the OG female hero of the mcu, Black Widow. It gives this impression that women and girls are so lost for role models that any hastily thrown together hero with flimsy motivations will do.... because she's so randomly powerful and we said she's awesome (cause of that girl power) so she's awesome and you need to look up to her. Would it have been so hard to write a Black Widow movie that everyone would have cared about because they've had time to get attached to her character? It just feels incredibly condescending. It's about the least feminist thing I can imagine, honestly.

[@Antasma1]

Almost all of the heros in the MCU are heroes because they proven themselves by earing their powers like Cap and Thor or simply being skilled or smart enough. "If you're nothing without the suit you shouldn't have it." Meanwhile, Captain Marvel doesn't get this moment. Who knew female empowerment was so literal. It's kinda sexist for her hero quality to be something unrealistic. "Hey little susie, you wanna make a stand as a hero?! Well if you don't get powers than you can forget about it!" She might as well be a gun. Heck, why not go with a story arc where she dies and with her last breath transfers her power to someone more worthy

[@skullknight1465]

To be honest female supper heroes= male super hero without balls that’s all😂😂😂😂, I cannot see the difference at all ( except marketing, they think will make women happy for some reason 😂), I’m not trying to say don’t make female super hero, just write them differently or make them interesting in a different way, unfortunately when I see right now a movie or a tv show the main character is a female, i will think oh shit here we go again. There really amazing female characters like the cast of the handmaid’s tale, Wonder Woman, black widow and etc, they truly need to stop putting agendas above good writing, that’s what I mean

[@misslilianlove]

Preach.

[@nanoff815]

I never understood people demanding more good female characters. Most movies I watched had pretty great female characters, many who are the protagonist. I just got to ask what movies you all were watching.

[@Kaitou1412Fangirl]

@@Jailson_rah Yes! It's pretty shallow to say someone can't connect to a character of a different race or gender. It undermines the similarities people have: pains, fears, traumas, dreams, etc, by saying someone can't sympathize or empathize because they're not just like someone else. Look at fantasy: if readers can relate or at least understand elves, fairies, and cat people who don't even exist is real life, why do some think that they can't do the same thing with someone of a different skin color or gender?

[@anon_goose4787]

The whole “she always gets back up” thing is not a captain marvel thing. It’s a Spider-Man thing, and a captain America thing. That is literally their mo. That’s who they are.

[@princezuko9430]

Theravenclawpikachu _ yeah, ghey totally ripped that from spiderverse

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

"I can do this all day" "No matter how many hits l take, l always find a way to come back"

[@Lucy-fy5bi]

That’s a superhero thing bro. Lots of superhero’s have to get up after a fight. It’s not just a man thing

[@stealthlock6634]

“Come on Spiderman!!” “I can do this all day.” You really see how they struggle to get up, how they’re determined to anyway. We don’t see that with her. It’s just a thing we sort of learn second hand. Oohhhh she always gets up, Yep. We never see it being HARD to do so.

[@indexifee8791]

@@Lucy-fy5bi we were focusing on their characters. Not their gender.

[@oongaboonga508]

“goose the cat murdering people with hentai” about to go see the movie just to witness that

[@blankname3816]

best part. death by vore

[@calfedorick4581]

Literally the best part of the movie

[@junatan25]

r/brandnewsentence

[@randtastik]

I need context.

[@HarunoMaxwell6115]

Zombie Man117 We needed a movie about Goose.

[@berlinmuren8716]

Media: *omg the first strong female avenger* Wanda and Natasha: is that crack you smoke? You smoke crack?

[@madkat0697]

Satanic Potato omg a Most Popular Girls in School reference for marvel characters. I can die happy now

[@toomanybagels]

Marvel: hey let’s make somebody empowering how bout we make her character trash but make her op so she seems empowering

[@shronkeydonk]

That mpgis reference made my day

[@lordanonimmo7699]

@KJ Beast i think supergirl is a great exemple of a young adult trying to adapt to other culture,and batgirl is a girl who is inspired by batman,she fight crimes and when she was crippled she did not give up.

[@jdsucks429]

**0h shit, not another "am i a joke to you?" meme? oh fuck...**

[@bruhmomentum8112]

“Murdering people with hentai”

[@broseidon1658]

_T E N T A C L E S_

[@bruhmomentum8112]

E

[@animelvr99]

I need a drink after hearing that

[@yotsubairl]

Can’t like it’s at 69

[@channelnamehere-2486]

I’d take that death

[@brown_gurl]

The first female marvel movie 100% should have been Black Widow

[@shadow_shine3578]

That would have been coolll

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@shadow_shine3578 yep

[@piratenerdz1602]

As someone who doesn't even like Marvel, i agree

[@kieranstark7213]

Well, wish granted! Now that y’all saw BW in theatres and then Disney+, what do you think of it?

[@brown_gurl]

@@kieranstark7213 didnt even bother seeing it, my siblings were watching it while I was cooking and it got so bad I just slapped some earbuds in. What about everyone else?

[@daiselol]

This is, no joke, the most concise and accurate review of the movie Ive seen, and Ive seen a lot

[@PittsburghSonido]

I thought the same

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Very sweet to the point... I like how this guy thinks... *I hope he's okay.*

[@jmoa5758]

Agreed. I give the movie 5 out of 10, right there with TFA.

[@arjunsurana8386]

Try but the way nick fury lost his eye was retarded

[@ruthanne1741]

daiselol I agree so much!

[@aqua4970]

Ngl i thought her and her friend WERE dating. The movie just doesnt spend that much time with anything. I cant even remember their names

[@hampton_the_one5419]

Aqua Wait they weren’t?

[@broseidon1658]

My gaydar was a-tingling throughout the whole movie. So, I was pretty surprised when they weren’t together.

[@juancarlospatino9715]

Can't two people of the same gender be close friends?

[@broseidon1658]

Juan Carlos Patiño Yes, but there’s a difference between close friends and lifelong partners.

[@juancarlospatino9715]

@@broseidon1658 sorry for having a late response but what is the difference?

[@yoshikagekira4471]

“I was overjoyed to see all the little girls in the theater” -Schaffrillas out of context.

[@PlumEXE]

Yoshikage Kira Utsukushii machida. Moriouchou. Watashi no namae wa kira yoshikage...

[@Jtrent]

Yup

[@diegob798]

Lmao

[@shinobuoshinoisbestgirl5778]

@@PlumEXE indeed

[@Coolsomeone234]

Bruh

[@Red_Steampunker]

When I watched it, the movie had a moment where the story could conclude. Then, it just kept going. That happened twice. If I had the nickel every time the story should’ve concluded, I would have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but its weird it happened twice.

[@Kralledd]

Man, i remember that sentence from somewhere... Where is it from? My mind wants to jump to "Phineas and Ferb" but... Enlighten me, steampunk man

[@emceemikey]

@@Kralledd across the 2nd dimension

[@m4rcyonstation93]

Kralledd its a doofenshmirtz quote i think it was originally something about almost getting killed by a sock puppet? dont quote me on that but its definitely a doof quote

[@ALJ9000]

@@m4rcyonstation93 “If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been doomed by a puppet, I’d have two nickels. Witch isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

[@fen4554]

I wouldn't put this movie on the same level as Doctor Strange. I can recall a dozen scenes from Doctor Strange and I can't do that for Capt. Marvel, and I just saw it last night.

[@boredomkiller99]

I can recall scenes from doctor strange but none of them bring me joy.

[@ari_dexel4288]

The villain wasn’t very good lol, I mean I thought the scene where he was restrained was pretty good, but other than that, he was pretty mediocre, but I liked Strange a ton

[@drfodwazle3783]

Very true

[@_saturniidae]

@Friendly Metroid pal if you can’t remember things from the night before, that’s not a mediocre movie, that’s called memory impairment

[@bobjones2959]

Strange was at least good for its visual effects if nothing else, and I personally thought the character writing for Strange himself was pretty strong, not sure I can say the same for Captain Marvel.

[@bucky1376]

Personally, I am a Marvel fan, but DC did it better this time :/

[@KvngLeroy1]

@KJ Beast black widow, storm, and ms marvel would like a word

[@wrestlinganime4life288]

@@KvngLeroy1 Storm was marvel Queen and yet they never pushed her. Also, please Zatanna, Black canary, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Vixen,

[@milesandrews6711]

@@wrestlinganime4life288 it's funny because pretty much the only reason she's never pushed is because xmen is the wolverine and phonix show with special guest appearances of professor x

[@wrestlinganime4life288]

@@milesandrews6711 Jean Grey is boring as fuck. Rogue and Storm were the best and quite frankly Cyclops he's better off without her

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@wrestlinganime4life288 lol jean Grey is more interesting then half the characters you're talking about.

[@jacksonbowns1087]

It should've been Black Widow.

[@Sky_Guy]

It already was Elektra lol. Trust me, I wanna forget that Marvel movie too, but it technically was the first...

[@bigspamus4835]

Isaiah Sherrill no captain America first avenger

[@gaberthetater0149]

Big Spamus A. They’re talking about Marvel Movies with female leads and B. Captain America was like the 3rd movie in the MCU

[@snitchbug]

they should’ve just given black widow any character in the DECADE she was in these movies

[@updawg4556]

It would have been much better acted out because you know it doesn’t have Brie

[@someone-mq9bw]

the girl who got the movie to work again did way more than captain marvel in Endgame

[@broseidon1658]

Hello There Yeah, she did do that. My bad.

[@someone-mq9bw]

Hello There I meant that as in that she was like missing through the whole movie lmao and duh it’s a joke :)

[@alecity4877]

@@broseidon1658 not useless, she did do important deus exmachina against thanos ship and retained thanos for a few secomds from snaping. The latter being a quite good scene at first if you don't think of how void of action around it it was in comparison with all the other thanos fight scenes.

[@chedarheader7092]

Jokes aside from her being absent the whole movie, nobody gonna talk about how without her ex Machina appearance tony would've died in space at the very beginning?

[@mateoremedi4703]

@@bindipig1225 cool, one thing. The most powerfull Avenger did one thing in a 3 hours movie

[@megashark1013]

Maybe the Russo Brothers will fix her, like they did Captain America and Thor. Well, actually Taika Watika had a hand in fixing Thor.

[@thabittercourt]

Yeah, they were pretty bland in the beginning too

[@computermash8542]

As per infinity War the Russo’s kinda took a chunk out of Thors character, but yeah

[@TheOriginalPoon]

That's what Im praying for. Brie was so painfully boring in this movie. I did not expect such a bland performance from her. She's a great actress, I was expecting spunk and life, here she looked bored as shit. She looks more excited talking about and promoting the movie than she looks in the actual movie. Black Panther was also a farrrrrr better character in Civil War than he was in his own film too. I hope they can do Marvel much better, because as it stands I can't root for her to beat Thanos silly. As he said here, she hasnt done anything that I cant see even Iron Man doing in the nano suit.

[@noifajnienie]

@@TheOriginalPoon Because in society she is in the movie, it is forbidden to show your emotions. Thats why she is so "blank" xd

[@megashark1013]

@@computermash8542 I think Thor was vastly superior in Infinity War to his original portrayals, like in Thor 1, Thor 2, and Age of Ultron. He went from one of my least favourites to probably the best Avenger character wise.

[@ghanighetok]

7:16 "the first female movie in the MCU could have and should have been *_Black Widow_* " FTFY

[@wyattcorbin1629]

So… why exactly did Captain Marvel supposedly have so much potential? It just seemed to be a standard Marvel movie, just with a new hero and new locations.

[@unlimited-edge]

But Wyatt... it’s a girl this time

[@Dinoman972]

As he said, this is the first Marvel movie about a standalone female superhero (all others movies with females had them kind of in a second plane, or sharing the spotlight with male characters. Not even Black Widow has her own movie yet). It could have portrayed a relatable and powerful female character that could have ended up being a true feminist icon, and it missed the opportunity. And given that Endgame is on the way, there likely won't be a chance for any more.

[@unlimited-edge]

Dinoman972 Too bad Carol Danvers is a boring character in the comics too /:

[@kasairan8492]

UnlimitedEdge it really depends on the run.

[@TheHelmaroc]

Because wamen

[@charbplus]

"I hope the infinity stones get destroyed in end game" Thanos: Gone, reduced to atoms

[@gaminggeckos4388]

Not so much with that second part, tho

[@jdxawe]

8:18 Don’t diss ‘Doctor Strange’. That movie is seriously underrated.

[@tonicaulfield294]

Jay Cunningham missed that if you hadn't mentioned it! doctor strange is by far one of my favourites! not much of a rewatchable movie, but I love his character.

[@sodacitymoto9283]

I came here for this comment.

[@RxtohTheMighty]

The characters were badly written and unremarkable, the plot was predictable and boring, and the villain(s) were ridiculously stupid in execution. What about it was overrated? Don't get me wrong, I love Benedict Cumberbatch, and his character was great during Infinity War, but his debut was just bad in my opinion.

[@jdxawe]

Robert .Hawley And that’s a fair opinion to have. But even though I thought his character was well written in his debut, the villain(s) were definitely bad except for the visuals done on Dormammu. The plot wasn’t what it could’ve been, but I still enjoyed it in a lot of ways. And you have to admit, the visuals are absolutely stunning. It’s not the best Marvel movie, but I thoroughly enjoy watching it, and I can forgive a lot of its problems for that reason alone.

[@joelmiller2601]

Jay Cunningham He’s not wrong. It’s about Doctor Strange/Ant-Man quality.

[@Unf0rget]

I really dont get how people say a character 'isn't 'for you.' For decades cinema has made characters that feel like their traits despite not sharing my skin tone, we've grown up on cartoons where characters are relatable despite not being visually like us. Static shock, jakcie chan adventures, and more. So when a movie has a forgettable character, lacking the same anatomy is the smallest excuse on the shelf for that character being forgettable and bland. The entire point of cinema is to bring people into the shoes of the protagonist and relate to them. I've never been a soldier, a lawyer, a doctor, a whatever, so why does not being a woman keep cinema from making relatable women? From making good women heroes? Personally my theory is that they lack examples. Everyone knows how to write a character they've seen a hundred times before. But when it comes to super powered women there are very few examples and it seems like no one behind the reigns are making good design choices. Another glaring issue is people want a lot of different types of characters yet these movies have only a couple women to half a dozen guys or more. How are a couple of women supposed to fill in a variety of character types when every audience member has different expectations? Love and sexiness usually ends up as the most marketable trait and oops, out of women characters, cant do more. We have generations of male characters being made to appeal to both genders, and succeeding in doing so. Its time to start doing that with women and step one is to make more than just one character so the love interest bullet gets sunk without taking out the only tits on stage.

[@thetruedarksoul168]

SantaFire ` there’s the point of no relatability, and the added point that literally NO ONE asked for a captain marvel film. In the comics she’s basically a villain forced to be a hero who only wants to solve things her way. With force or power. Who thought that was a good idea? Seriously??

[@raze2012_]

@@thetruedarksoul168 tbf I didn't ask for GotG, Dr. Strange nor ant-man neither. But I love 2/3 of them now (I guess if you wanna be precise, 5/8 or something like that). Movies are a great way to build awareness for new heroes. Seems like Shazam may be that case for DC soon too

[@thetruedarksoul168]

raze2012 the difference is that those characters are likeable and appreciated by many. Captain marvel is disliked by everyone everywhere.

[@jaytb5815]

The Movie "Gifted" had a better female protagonist. I relate to her and I'm a *black boy.*

[@ihatepewdiepiev2419]

because women are not generaly interesting

[@papanurgle8393]

Disney, please just give Taika Waititi the mandate on all the more "awkward" Marvel Characters from now on. If he saved Thor, he can save anything.

[@harmony137]

Thor and Loki were not awkward characters like Captain Marvel though. They have solid origin and motives, it's just that the villians were not memorable. They have character conflicts and developments.

[@spooderduder8695]

I say he definitely fixed Bruce’s character. Bruce (in my opinion) was a little bland before and didn’t stand out as much as others in previously films. But after Ragnorak I actually enjoyed Bruce’s character development and how he acted.

[@dawnmayflower4422]

Spooder Duder Thank you. Bruce was my least favourite of the 6 and Taika elevated him after Ragnorak - certainly enjoyed him a lot more after that.

[@casperfelius1839]

I also sometimes felt like her joking lines during fights were written like a character in a fanfic who’s a “cool” and “edgy” badass

[@squawkietalkie56]

I thought she was just being a bitch.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@squawkietalkie56 feminists would like to have a word with you.

[@squawkietalkie56]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 I am a feminist

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@squawkietalkie56 ....I-l was never here

[@il0vebatman]

they sounded staged and (trying no to be terribly mean) like lines a fifth grader would recite in a school play

[@Saidriak]

I wish more writers wrote like they did the script for alien. In it they didn't wright a single character with gender or race in mind. They simply we're interchangeable with whoever they ended up casting. That's why Ripley ended up being one of the most relatable female characters of all time. True representation isn't concerned with empowerment, because that usually creates boring characters. It's about telling people's story, no matter what gender or ethnicity the actor that plays them is.

[@jude4581]

Erimad That's not as easy when the film is based on a pre-existing property starring a female character.

[@heinshaaine8153]

@@jude4581A pre-existing character being female doesnt disable the film to tell a people story. Wonder Woman for example.

[@MrMatheuslego]

Maybe it's my shitty, priviledged side speaking, but I would say that characters that just happen to be part of a demographic that needs representation, and are written without the explicit intention of being empowering, can be way more effective in that task than badly written characters that are meant to be empowering.

[@Chellips]

Thank you

[@concon09090]

Yep, because there are no narratives that are more resonant with certain groups of people than others, that's why Killmonger could just as easily have been played by a white guy. Oh wait.

[@dusto1878]

I don't wanna see Captain Marvel beat Thanos, I wanna see Squirrel Girl beat Thanos...again.

[@matthewmazzatto8003]

Or Nebula and Thor, which is probably what will happen.

[@Marethyu17]

Tyree Brooks *I see you’re a man of culture as well* .jpg

[@phonycony7158]

I wanna see goose eat thanos

[@caik9469]

Olaf would probably beats thanos' ass

[@windyboys]

Shaggy is a better contender...

[@PkmariO64]

When DC actually makes a better movie for once.

[@soullesseater9327]

For once

[@deepfriedspaghetti982]

for twice you mean

[@skeletonwar4445]

@@deepfriedspaghetti982 which one was the first lol

[@deepfriedspaghetti982]

@@skeletonwar4445 wonder woman

[@bugsyn]

What about the Dark Knight?

[@Fif0l]

"Representation is important, but it has no bearing on the quality of the movie" wow, someone finally said it. It's nice to see representation separated from the actual quality of the art by someone actually advocating more representation.

[@joannaellis7890]

Honestly, I'd point out that while good representation can boost the quality of a movie, the emphasis should be on GOOD representation. Not good as in "perfectly inoffensive in every way," good as in "well-written, compelling characters." Giving me "representation" for diversity points without actual artistry comes off as insulting and DETRACTS from the quality of the film

[@carwyn3691]

This "Well she isn't for me, she is there to inspire girls" is bullshit If your audience is supposed to relate to the character just because they look alike then you failed to make a real character

[@Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs]

Exactly. I think the character I'm most similar to is Bruce Banner. I'm a teenage girl ffs. I'm all for powerful female characters but a lot of them seem to be there just because they're female. Boy I do not give a shit what gender they are, just write a character. Valkerie, Mantis and Nebula are great in my opinion because it seems like the writers focused more on who they are and not what in their pants.

[@dhinkakmed]

Very well said.

[@user-dy8zr5pj1e]

on one hand i agree with this, but this is also a bit obtuse. Some characters and motivations are not universal, and their struggles might not be able to be related to by a general audience regardless of how good the writing is. Relate does not equate to sympathize.

[@jackalope2302]

The whole girl power thing (in this instance) is just a way to cover up BAD WRITING. It's funny how Capt. Marvel is supposed to be inspiring but the whole thing is uninspired.

[@wonderstorms4030]

@@user-dy8zr5pj1e i personally dont really think that you have to necessarily relate to a character in order for them to have an impact on you and to inspire you, even if their motivations arent universal, as you said. sometimes the characters that have the least to do with yourself might even be the ones that have the greatest impact on you. i agree that represantion and empowerment are important, but to me those two things dont always have to correlate.

[@Patthewwonis]

Everyone seems to be forgetting that she’s about to be Russo’d. We should all be very excited because we’ve all seen what they’ve done for Stark, Thor, Cap, and Thanos.

[@James-wn4fc]

Don't forget Doctor Strange, he was way more interesting in Infinity War than in his own movie. Hell even Black Panther was better in Civil War.

[@Patthewwonis]

James true - if there’s one thing we can count on the Russo’s for, it’s that captain marvel will be a lot more interesting and if she is the one to defeat Thanos, they’ll do it in a way that isn’t completely unsatisfactory, probably all the avengers will play crucial roles and maybe it won’t be her at all

[@niamhmorrissey2187]

The question is, will it last? Thor's change came from Ragnarok. Not Infinity War, that was just continuing the Ragnarok version. The same with Iron Man being a continuation of Tony Starks evolution over the past 10 years. They definitely made Captain America & Thanos more interesting, but apparently Endgame is the Russos' last comic book film. After Endgame, these characters are gonna be in different hands. Just look at Spiderman, first he was under the Russos for Civil War, and he was great. Then he was under Jon Watts for Homecoming, which sucked. Then the Russos again for Infinity War which was also great. But now he's back under Jon Watts after Endgame. They could make Captain Marvel likeable in Endgame, but the real question is how long will she remain that way?

[@Patthewwonis]

Yeetimus Prime Thor was still different in IW, he was a lot more grounded and emotional while not being super jarring. And I think it will personally, CM had the disadvantage of starting her from scratch, if the Russo’s do good then the sequel will have a better character to work with

[@cannon5043]

Yeetimus Prime Homecoming sucked? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Bad protagonist? No, Peter is enjoyable and likable. Bad villain? No, Vulture ties directly to peter's love interest and defeating the vulture changes peters 'so life potentially forever. Bad story? No the writing was amazing. Check out some actual reviews of Homcoming before you try and use it as a tool to prove your point lol.

[@seanfahey8485]

I really hope Captain Marvel doesn't just swoop in and beat the shit out of thanos with no thought or ceremony like Superman and Steppenwolf in Justice League. Endgame should be heavily orientated around the avengers and the team and how each member must collaborate and contribute to defeating Thanos. Y'know kind of like how they did on titan in infinity war. Captain Marvel flying in and invalidating the team's efforts by just being so OP as to wreck Thanos in a few minutes even though he's SUPPOSED to be the most powerful being in the universe would really ruin the entire story the MCU has been building this whole time, as well as falling flat as a female empowerment message.

[@thoranzalarvhazen4250]

I keep telling people this because people keep saying this, but basically, there is literally nothing to worry about. It is LITERALLY stated in Robert Downy Jr's contract that his character /CAN NOT BE UPSTAGED BY ANY OTHER SUPER HERO DURING THE FINAL FIGHT WITH THANOS/. It's LITERALLY part of the legal agreement because he made them put that in there or else he wasn't going to sign on. It was established even before the script was finished. If they do something lame, and have this new hero come out of nowhere and steal the show from him, he can LITERALLY sue Disney because it's LITERALLY stated in the agreement that this cannot happen. Basically, we know beyond the shadow of a doubt that Iron Man gets the kill shot in some way, probably sacrificing himself in some way. It sounds really egotistical, but honestly at this point, having it any other way would be BAD WRITING through and through and there would be no way to get around that. Iron Man's character has lost so much, he has the most complicated character arc out of all of these other characters, this is HIS story more than any of theirs and HE absolutely is the KING of Marvel right now - his film literally kicked off the true MCU. All these other movies exist basically because of what HE started, and through out all these films, his loss is easily more real than any other characters. It would be just wrong to NOT have him be the center of it all in the end.

[@seanfahey8485]

@@thoranzalarvhazen4250 well, he was probably not upstaged in infinity war, except for maybe Dr Strange. You sure they dont mean that?

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

@@seanfahey8485 Tony got Thanos drop a blood.

[@thoranzalarvhazen4250]

@@seanfahey8485 No, I'm pretty sure it's for his contract in End Game and it may have been agreed on even before Infinity War finished. Basically there's a line in there where he demands to get the killing blow on Thanos.

[@GabrielIgnacio]

@@thoranzalarvhazen4250 I never knew that Tony's contract stated anything regarding that but I had already figured that Stark was essentially 'the' main character for a majority of the true MCU. That being said, it's gonna be pretty sad once he departs, at least in terms of having a main role

[@jackrackham3406]

"Feels like a Phase 1 leftover" holy shit, you did it! You reduced Captain Marvel to its bare essentials! Legit though this is the best description of how I've felt about CM since I saw it. Feels like a Phase 1 leftover.

[@teddypickr]

I really liked Captain Marvel but now that you point it out, the story was kind of bland. I still like it though. Also, we can all agree that Goose is the best character.

[@MrFearless]

Goose is the best character in any and every marvel movie

[@MiorAkif]

@@granth2839 best not say that to Goose's face

[@Schlumbuo]

neon saturn hah hah cat alien funny

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Not gonna lie. The gag alien cat character is more likable than the main character... and I ask you: Why? Why? Really, why?

[@broseidon1658]

Yeah, I like movie, but it IS bland.

[@thepedrothethethe6151]

Marvel should make a movie about Nicholas Fury during the Cold War, Samuel L. Jackson’s acting was the best in the movie.

[@armedraptor5114]

He'd be like... less than 20.

[@chickentenders697]

They just Made this movie Cause most of their characters died and they need more characters. CHANGE MY MIND.

[@thatonea-hole]

I agree. Also i HIGHLY doubt that captain marvel will beat thanos. Since endgame is the finale OF THE AVENGERS story. So she's probably a red herring/ might die in a fight with thanos. Especially since the Russos are directing and they love make twists and red herrings.

[@anasevi9456]

clearly the good writers died too. Big corporations monetising progressivism [as if this movie premise would have been 'unthinkable' in the 1990s, lol yeah right] has done more to damage it than the conservative right ever could hope to.

[@watakashe6072]

They're coming back though. It's the main Avengers that we have right now that will probably die.

[@thatonea-hole]

@@watakashe6072 Or they might you know retire.

[@watakashe6072]

@@thatonea-hole Yeah whatever, I mean they just won't be a part of the Avengers anymore, that's my point.

[@astronomydemon6312]

That teenage girl who told the projector guy would've made a better movie than captain marvel

[@kylealbert3952]

Eh, it’s harmless. But Shazam is way better. We thank you electric Flint Ryder for improving the DCEU

[@jetpackblues9193]

Yeah. I was actually a bit worried it would be cringey because of the more modern aspects it contains, but it did a pretty good job actually.

[@baeah3021]

I will now exclusively call Shazam “electric Flynn rider” that is POETRY

[@Boomie_365]

@@baeah3021 or, superpower intersect?

[@spooderduder8695]

Shazam was pretty good! CGI to me got a slight choppy at some points but I’ve seen venoms final fight scene and THAT cgi messes with my head 😂

[@zemorlockwarlock8791]

exactly this. The movie is perfectly harmless. It didn't really do anything to justify any hate it gets, it just wasn't really that good.

[@dwightk.schrute6743]

I'm getting tired of seeing Captain Marvel stand up.

[@gstv8453]

Don't like it don't watch it stupid

[@kentvines]

@Cursed Hoovy Don't like what someone says, ignore them.

[@gstv8453]

@@kentvines no, you do. I am special.

[@PaziPazzo]

Hoovy is spacial

[@dewmdoomie1730]

@@gstv8453 I am more special than you therefore, i have the freedom to tell you to shut the fuck up and let people have opinions.

[@CosmicThePig]

Pokémon Detective Pikachu. That’s all I’m saying.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

Best movie of 2019

[@GojiBR2004]

@@TheRibottoStudios Actually that title goes to Godzilla: King of the Monsters

[@MisterHeroman]

Shazam, Pikachu, Godzilla The holy trinity of Spring 2019. Let us pray.

[@Jayup]

“Gender is irrelevant” That’s all I needed to hear

[@mavrickindigo]

No way Disney will allow Gay characters. It would upset China

[@TimeMaster131]

sad but true.

[@maniakk3563]

this movie already upset china

[@_-Lx-_]

Whinnie the Pooh is enough to offend China and Disney has LBGT characters already so they wouldn't be a problem

[@_-Lx-_]

TheGhostKidney7 Yes other countries censor them but it doesn't stop Disney from making them. Disney has some LBGT characters already I'm saying.

[@HumBug_05]

why does a characters sexuality matter at all over their qualities and attributes

[@mileswilkie]

Trust me, reading the comics, Carol Danvers doesn't have much more of a personality, at least not in the past few years. Her thing has turned into that she's a woman and she's strong and she has short hair. That's where all the controversy started, boring comics that are more identity pushing than any story

[@adamb2216]

I would concur. One thing that gets me in her books is how self satisfied she is with herself.

[@ReptarTheUgly]

She was also a villain in civil war part 2. She fucked and older version of her son or was raped. Her comics have failed every time they try and reboot her. Original version of Captain Marvel was atleast sexy and spunky.

[@Nassit-Gnuoy]

Jaime Ruiz I liked her a lot in Avengers EMH cartoon.

[@adamb2216]

Tissan Young yeah under no circumstances am I, speaking for myself, saying that Carol Danvers captain marvel can’t be great or done well. She absolutely can.

[@boxtupos7718]

@@ReptarTheUgly That was when she was Ms. Marvel, where she was actually written better. The last scene in that book was awesome, where everyone was partying after their "victory", and she justs bursts out on all of them. When she was rebranded as Captain Marvel, she now had 9 reboots in the 7 years.

[@tylerduncanson2661]

Here’s the thing: If the movie is bad irrelevant of the nature of the protagonist, then the protagonist being female/black/LGBT is irrelevant.

[@waddlethisway5755]

K but, he kinda said that

[@tylerduncanson2661]

@@waddlethisway5755 Yeah, that's the TL:DW of that.

[@waddlethisway5755]

@@tylerduncanson2661 Oh, I thought you were responding to him, my apologies

[@alecazam6755]

@Niŋin turdl已 only if it's at least R

[@Mega2chan]

Same thing with it being good. Representation is a temporary measurement of media’s quality, it will eventually disappear when folk realize it’s been implemented.

[@AlanJia8]

8:17 Woah woah woah, hold up. Doctor Strange is ABSOLUTELY not a 5/10 in any sense. From the amazing visuals to the incredible solution to the arc of strange and him not wanting to kill people more than anyone else to the grand feel, it's an amazing movie. One of the best.

[@8bitminer]

Yeah Dr. Strange is one of my favorites, can’t even be compared to this one.

[@zeeloo101]

I agree with everything. But as a woman the little empowering jabs were so in my face that made me roll my eyes. "Ya kno why its called a cock pit right." Only personality trait she seemed to have was that men pushed her around. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I just thought it was silly. It felt like they were yelling at me rather than showing it in a more digestible way. That being said the cat was gr8

[@jaycie.m]

Definitely rolled my eyes at that part. Felt so forced and bad.

[@CarusELumen]

I thought it was a pick-up line he was using, because the bathroom door was shown in the immediate next shot, & that's probably the best Disney can do to show anyone doing the nasty... or am I misreading either that scene or your comment?

[@zeeloo101]

@@CarusELumen I suppose it may have been a pick up line but I feel that was supposed to be an example of all the men that wronged her. Either way it was silly. Of course you can always pin it on Disney having no comprehension of subtlety.

[@Parzival_V]

Meanwhile WW doesn’t need to make men look like idiots to make a protagonist cool. CM had her dad that restricted her because she’s a girl, the guy on the bar and the guy in the bike. Awful.

[@zeeloo101]

@@Parzival_V I didnt even like wonder woman but compared to this movie it's fantastic.

[@underconstruction6436]

I wish I could give that girl you mentioned at the beginning a high five.

[@atomicwinter530]

Marvel: here’s a cool character that we won’t explore at all People: you wot

[@ultimatetrashboy419]

The only problem I have with this movie is that it kind of ruins nick fury’s character. every time I see him I just think of how he lost his eye to a cat.

[@joeyjerry1586]

Ultimate Trash Boy, yeah, I honestly hated it. In Winter Soldier, he said “Last time I trusted somebody, this happened” or something like that and apparently, it was all because a cat scratched him in the eye. Really? Really?

[@yumiadilah1571]

well “In the comics, Fury lost his eye after complications from a Nazi grenade blast and in an explosion during the Gulf War. A third Fury, his secret son in the comics with the same name, had his eye cut out.Mar 8, 2019” just remember this instead that 👍 ( i copied it from google)

[@homerj.simpson2513]

Ruins his character? It humanises him, and actually fits his later character.

[@MegaSoulHero]

I’m seeing the movie tonight but my expectations are low.

[@thatonea-hole]

Hopefully you enjoy it. But yeah it's basically a phase 1 mcu movie.

[@Horneroid]

MegaSoulHero Good luck with that.

[@mranimazing2190]

It is entertaining but there are definitely some flaws

[@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761]

I saw it with low expectations, and came out with even lower

[@unlimited-edge]

I’ve heard it actually is pretty alright. Mainly it’s Cap Marvel herself that sucks but everyone else is fun

[@snbsixteen6stars201]

This teenage girl that saved the Cinema needs her own movie that's better then this

[@matiascarreira1542]

The trailer was just like the movie... Bland and boring

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

BOI, What other movies are you interested in watching other then this?

[@ZXaria]

It was colourful and entertaining. *in my opinion*

[@Plaguenide]

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 E N D G A M E

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

@BOI - Agreed.

[@bruhdabones]

BOI It was better than any Antman movie, and about on par with any Guardians movie...

[@joaquinm9148]

“Painfully Average” You’re being way too generous.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

Just wanted to let you know you're an awesome youtuber. Cause we all know the comments are just gonna be so nice. Edit-wow they are nice. It's just a shame to see the likes/dislikes so out of skew because of a few hurt feelings idiots. But Schaffrilis is an amazing youtuber, and your videos are always consistent, clear, and concise. It's truly inspiring.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Indeed they are, very very nice

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@dimitriwarchief301 ...... wow. They are. I'm..... I'm shocked. Really. A KZbin comment section in a movie review on this movie that's civil? Wow.

[@natejohnson5486]

@@TheRibottoStudios This channel is just about the purest on the Internet

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@natejohnson5486 .....god that's inspiring.

[@natejohnson5486]

@@TheRibottoStudios it truly is, thank you chraffilis for creating this safe haven

[@hairyguy117]

You've said everything I thought about this movie. It is a shame that Captain Marvel turned out this way. It could have been more, It could have been... Marvellous.

[@milesandrews6711]

@@maxintosh0415 man sequals are really not that great if the foundation is a pile of wet toilet paper

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@milesandrews6711 I think you mean a pile of soggy dog shi-

[@Candre99]

I hated the editing and the music and found the story completely blah. My husband and two daughters loved the movie and looked at me funny when I said I don't liked it all. It was underwelming and boring. I agree with you 100%

[@segasonic015]

Yeah, it's pretty frustrating that some people look at you like you have two heads when you don't really like a Marvel movie. Happened to me when was underwhelmed by GOTG 2 and Black Panther.

[@jaycie.m]

I agree with you totally. The production was not that great and the movie was rather boring. I wouldn’t call it the worst Marvel movie but it’s definitely not the best. Just, mediocre. Wonder Woman was more enjoyable.

[@jlmmedia09]

"and I will say that Goose the cat murdering people with h**tai is easily the best scene in the movie." ~ Schaff, 2019

[@grigoriechegaray9023]

When you said greatest female experience I died laughing

[@grunyin]

To be fair, Captain Marvel's pretty forgettable in the comics, too. I think they developed her personality pretty well given their source content

[@boxtupos7718]

She isn't forgettable though. Marvel's shoving her in nearly everything now. And is making her more than what she every really was ; Tanking a penance stare becuase she is tired of people hating her, when she caused Civil War 2 and every other hero telling her off for her actions. She's arrogant, powerful at time egotistical (Shows through her facist approach during Civil War 2) and she gets away with it. Everybody loves her, she tells Tony that she is never going to ask for forgiveness for putting hin in a coma (Technically Tony died, and made a new body for himself and downloaded his mind into said body; And now he asks himself if he is still even considered "human", he asks an andriod if she thinks he still had a soul) then Tony begs her to join the Avenger. Dunno why Marvel loves her so much.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@boxtupos7718 Yeah in Civil War, at least both sides have a point. In Civil War II however... what the fuck Danvers??

[@ddd09ish1]

My fave version of captain marvel is the ome where rogue steals her powers....because rogue is a better captain marvel then captain marvel

[@the-point-bearer6689]

@@ddd09ish1 Back when she was Ms. Marvel, not Captain Marvel, and she was Binary after she had her powers and memories taken, which is when Monica Rambeau actually had that title first, and she's a character that happened to be African-American.

[@Coolsomeone234]

I loved her Avengers: EMH version though

[@whatif9854]

"Because we *emphasize* with the characters" Ummm, don't you mean EMPATHIZE? Lol caught you

[@ExtoPlasmOfficial]

What If? Oh, he really did say emphasize? I thought I just misheard him

[@ArcaneOwlchemist]

5:30 This! This is a point I bring up in every conversation I have about the Marvel Universe. I argue that Wanda is a far better character than Carol. Wanda got her powers from being hooked up to Loki's Scepter which contained the Mind Stone. Carol was hit by a blast from the explosion of a spacecraft that powered by the Tesseract that housed the Space Stone. The advantage that Carol had was someone working with her to improve her control of her powers. Also, I want to see Scarlet Witch be the villain in a Marvel movie. She would be the perfect candidate. Lost her family because of Stark. Lost her brother because of Ultron, had to kill Vision to save the universe. Then, was forced to watch as Thanos brought Vision back to life, only to pull the Mind stone from his head. Then, salt in the wounds, Vision was one of the few people who wasn't brought back in Endgame. One day my essay on why Endgame is actually not great will be finished and posted...

[@milesandrews6711]

Honestly I hated how strong scarlet witch was really, because it makes no sense that she is stronger than people like thor, captain America and iron man who held off multi stone Thanos, or how she held off multi stone thanos despite having the power of only one stone But then again I can't expect marvel to understand anything about powerscaling

[@joshcooper9043]

You love Wanda vision huh

[@KarmicMatcha]

I'M SORRY BUT THIS TITLE IS SO TRUE- When the ending came all I was thinking was "Wait, is that it?" and so it was. I was so disappointed :P

[@politicide]

"murdering people with hentai" Hahahahahahahahhahaha

[@beefkidgaming2368]

Haven't seen the movie, I need the context for this, please

[@politicide]

@@beefkidgaming2368 It's a mild spoiler. Are you sure you wanna know?

[@iryu7288]

@@politicide YES tag my name please

[@kalo_vera]

@@iryu7288 The cat isn't a cat but an alien that spits tentacles out of it's mouth and then vores a few nameless soldiers

[@iryu7288]

@@kalo_vera then the theory that Furry lose his eyes because of the cat is true?!

[@MoonShire]

Detective pikachu is “SHOCKINGLY” spectacular get it

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

Ayyy

[@aztn19]

Shockingly, Detective Pikachu was just okay, still making it the least bad of the Pokémon films - nostalgia notwithstanding.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Detective Pikachu couldn't even entertain my 8 year old cousins.

[@luca2348]

I think you nail it in the part about Wonder Woman - even as an adult male, Wonder Woman is someone I genuinely would aspire to be like because she is representative of truth, love, goodness, and bravery. She earns the right to be inspirational. Captain Marvel is simply a power trip fantasy - while she sacrifices a lot, it doesn't seem like much as the Kree seem like they aren't that fun to hang around and the audience never warmed up to their creepy Kree culture to begin with. The Supreme Intelligence and the power dampening device keys the audience in from the get-go that the Kree are evil, so it isn't really a surprise when she figures out that she's been lied to her entire life. Meanwhile, Diana gave up a great life and the people she loved in order to save some people she doesn't know who deserve their fate. Diana's sacrifice is so much more meaningful and it makes her vastly more inspirational as a result.

[@GabrielIgnacio]

I found that the Goose scratching out Fury's eye predictable but amused by it regardless, specially since Winter Soldier threw a red herring by making it out to be that Fury lost his eye due to some badass conflict.

[@heat_of_the_cold]

Gabriel Ignacio haha you obviously don’t know about the little thing called “forgotten dialogue”. That wasn’t a red herring, it was a plot hole

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Yeah, yeah. Funny for like 5 seconds, and what happens next when you forget the joke? Fury is ashamed of losing his eye to an alien cat... and he resorts to lying about it...? The state of Marvel studios...

[@louminouz]

*Steel Beam* I didnt even find it funny, when I saw that in theatres I literally said to myself ‘wait what thats it?? Thats how he lost his fucking eye???’ Because it was so random, why would Goose even scratch him out of nowhere? Im wasnt even that invested in his lost eye backstory before but its so infuriating.

[@HAL-vm3wn]

When will we get the Shark Tale Video?

[@thatonea-hole]

*S O O N* *VERY SOON!* I have forseen it.

[@HAL-vm3wn]

@@thatonea-hole that's not enough, i need the specific date and the daytime in my time zone!

[@Dinoman972]

It will be the day 31/12/9999

[@skunkenn2838]

8:40 Read it ;)

[@gstv8453]

Never Go back to mamas basement hurt feefee man

[@Mimi-qe7qz]

jeez the amount of Painfully Average videos youre making is really Subverting my Expectations

[@garrisoncox724]

Goose being the reason Fury lost his eye was poorly executed. It was established that he said he was betrayed by a friend, and he said that with a solid amount of hidden emotion (props to the actor, obviously) and "haha no tough guy get eye scratched by kitty :)"

[@DavidTheJohnson]

*Reads uploads* Me: Uh-Oh, forgettable Jude Law is the twist villain. Me (Inside): Schaffriallas is gonna have fun with this one..........

[@joelmiller2601]

David Johnson how do you say his name

[@DavidTheJohnson]

@@joelmiller2601 I honestly don't know.

[@RonquixoteDIII]

I like the twist good guy thing with the skrull dude though

[@DavidTheJohnson]

@@RonquixoteDIII Yeah, I can't look at Skrulls as bad guys again.

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@DavidTheJohnson Skrulls sucked. Awful writing.

[@jsjzjwbzuqvzusb]

The cat did you forget it had more of a personalty than 70% of the characters

[@HarunoMaxwell6115]

SKATH PUFFINS So much personality, he needed his own movie.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_At the end of Endgame, Captain Marvel snaps Thanos with Infinity Gae Gauntlet and turns into a white gay Titan._*

[@thatonea-hole]

*CAPTAIN MARVEL FLIES IN TO FIGHT THANOS, TO PUT AN END TO HIS BAD GUY WAYS* Then she just instantly dies via thanos blasting her with the infinity gauntlet.

[@Jettsins]

I saw an article about marvel putting a gay superhero with like the strength as thanos in the mcu.

[@Dogan_TM]

Captain Marvel flies in to beat up the oppressive -white- purple male

[@a.f9234]

My worst nightmare

[@Sigismund697]

The Captain marvel will be back in Avengers end game was so fucking lame

[@rainbowrocks1020]

As a girl, I did not feel empowered. I was just like “Meh”

[@zola__]

Bro I had more fun watching captain America then that also as a girl lol

[@mikester8171]

How is the way Fury lost his eye fantastic? In Winter Solider he says “the last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye,” and that was a theme that played out throughout the film, making it much more impactful. But Captain Marvel retcons this, saying that Fury lost his eye because a weird cat alien clawed it out. It’s retarded.

[@justbny9278]

Now it's a joke. You give a character permanent visible damage,and then you make it a joke. What the Hell

[@boxtupos7718]

Not to mention one of Fury's best scene where he takes of his eye patch and says, "You got to keep both eyes open"; That was a very chilling scene, makes you wonder about his past, and that's what makes it cool, the mystery makes it cool. Now I just cringe at his scenes in the Winter Soldier, seeing as we all know his eye just got scratched. Nick Fury shouldn't have been in this movie.

[@TeaKiwi]

He trusted the cat

[@retrievergaming9715]

So the last thing he trusted was a cat alien thing...

[@BugsyFoga]

Wow you find a film Painfully Average , I never saw that coming 😱

[@utisti4976]

Nah, movies are just that awful nowadays.

[@Sorcerer-SMC]

ΛutistiЄ actually not all movies are

[@utisti4976]

@@Sorcerer-SMC About 80-85% of them are terrible.

[@solidbenny]

@@utisti4976 If you actually believe that, then you just don't diversify your viewing experience whatsoever.

[@utisti4976]

@@solidbenny I do. All the time. I watch everything from children's animation movies to horror. The only movies that were good in the past year or so was MI: Fallout, Into The Spiderverse, Infinity War and maybe Alita to an extent. The rest are garbage.

[@revenant7005]

"Captain Marvel is painfully average." What else is new?

[@thatonea-hole]

Did you know that water is wet? But yeah, it's basically a bland phase #1 mcu movie.

[@andrewxu3602]

Water isn't wet.

[@mikeybats851]

I love how he really does not wanna talk about Nick Fury’s eye lmao