Alan & The Sex People - I'm Alan Partridge - BBC

Contains Adult Humour: A pleasant evening spent with Dan and his wife takes a slightly sordid turn for the worst.
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[@SaltimusMaximus]

that smile Dan gives Alan is brilliant

[@wirebrushofenlightenment1545]

Steve Mangan is a comedy gem.He's just pure perfection as Dan. I know it's SC's writing, but SM plays the slow reveal of character over several episodes just beautifully.

[@GeoffreyPeas]

@@wirebrushofenlightenment1545 he's only in one episode... which is mad

[@krashd]

@@wirebrushofenlightenment1545 I thought Armando Iannuci wrote this?

[@wirebrushofenlightenment1545]

@@krashd Yes, I blieve you're correct.

[@adamgrocco]

He looks like a Wallace and Gromit character with that toothy grin.

[@nickshale6926]

This scene is soo good that nobody questions the fact that Lynn just walks into their home through an apparently wide open front door.

[@ianinkster2261]

Almost certainly AP arranged to leave it open, having called her minutes earlier.

[@euan7166]

Or that the film ended so abruptly.

[@alexevansuk]

She left her keys on the table too!

[@jpaulc441]

Doors are always left open at sex festivals!

[@sentimentalbloke185]

it stands to reason that sex people would leave their front door open

[@stanky61179]

"Your hand is about 30 mil from my gland" 😂😂 Got to be one of the funniest Alan Partridge lines.

[@99Boiko]

Lyn was (and is) just brilliant. Totally underrated yet she never set a foot wrong.

[@joebragg3114]

one should not underestimate these scenes without Lyn. Everyone knows a "Lyn"

[@brucekilby9957]

Lyn is a gem,but her retired police officer boyfriend,is not a great fan of Alan. And yes everyone knows a "Lyn". She's a perfect Foil for Alan's Naivety and Stupidity,such as when he gets his foot impaled and Meeting the Dumbest Bono. Classic Partridge. 😊👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@bst857]

Nine? Nine and a half? Te.. telllll you what, tell you what it's nine and a half thousand pounds. Let's all sing it

[@nigel2093]

I agree. I made a similar comment on another AP video and got slated for it. Felicity Montagu just make the scenes even funnier.

[@mikecreed22]

Ahem, what about imitating Alan at the card game with the staff of the Travel Tavern?! "SACK Lynn, for being...disloyal and having fun without her employer!"

[@calif1mc]

"Oh, I've hit fast forward, looks like a sort of hard core Benny Hill" LMAO

[@youtubefan2132]

Yeah we heard that in the clip

[@andymerrett]

@@youtubefan2132 Shut up

[@somedipshtinthecomments2507]

I'd like to thank this scene for forcing the words "don't rub your fanny on meeeeeee" into my head every time I get a hug from now on.

[@clinteldorado]

“MDF’s illegal in America.” “So’s that.” The focused look on her face when she says that is a picture.

[@geek9642]

Is it banned?

[@gordonferrar7782]

Exactly and it's very very sexy.

[@Robert.Deeeee]

Funny enough it's not banned in the US completely. You can buy it but you can't make it in the us. And I think they allow less formaldehyde then the uk version but there's not much in it. I used to work in a furniture factory and the mdf board supplier gave out leaflets about "Myths About MDF"

[@playlist9980]

Great acting. Who is she?

[@pickledegg1989]

​@@playlist9980 Jane Trainer (née Robbins).

[@elninyovampiro]

I just remembered my dad is still dead.

[@vikaskamble7061]

O Sudhir phadake dong

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

"Oh this is a comfy sofa" literally the WORST thing she could have said in that situation and she was totally oblivious. It's brilliant writing tbh! 🤣

[@rva]

one of my favourite scenes. ever.

[@stevenchampion8137]

Rebecca Vocal Athlete Lynne’s hot eh

[@jasonantigua6825]

Rebecca Vocal Athlete Let’s hook up

[@tracypanavia4634]

The 'sex festival' bit is priceless😄

[@centaurus5676]

would you like to try and replicate it? There are 4 in the thread already!

[@barber1813]

indeed

[@daverage4729]

The hair touch at 2.16 and Alans horrified flinch just clinched what Dans smile started.

[@nickelljohnson3745]

Don’t rub your fanny on me. Absolute comedy! 🤣🤣🤣

[@billhawkins192]

Alternatively, "Do that again, please".

[@Danburybeeches]

Like a hardcore Benny Hill.

[@SaidHead2]

Gideon Thomas THERE THAT’S THE KITCHEN WORK SURFACE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT!

[@halfbakedchannel6065]

Jesus Christ, Dan's wife is hot.

[@Amadeus-ms9lt]

That smile at 1:15 was just amazing.

[@Amadeus-ms9lt]

LS* Adds to the creepiness

[@dd.4910]

Gummy

[@forgive7449]

Amadeus190890. That stare at 1:39 😉 lol

[@Amadeus-ms9lt]

Allen Lymilt Great acting.

[@krashd]

Donkey from Shrek :D

[@kapturelab]

I'm Alan Partidge is just up there some some of the best comedy in the world. This and The Office are some of my favourite awkward moment cringe comedy.

[@Bhodisatvas]

Steve Coogan is one of the greatest british comedians ever, his body of work is incredible yet he really does not get the attention other's do. I think because he has been making quality content for so many years it is just expected to be great.

[@AJNaffiliate]

Absolutely exactly 😂

[@kapturelab]

@@AJNaffiliate :)

[@djstoney28]

"This is a comfy sofa...." "Oh Jesus" Absolute Gold!!!

[@thedukeofbork3147]

For some reason it just popped into my head that "Don't rub your fanny on me" scans nicely into Simple Minds "Don't you forget about me". I now can't unhear it and thought it would be better shared.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Now I’ll hear that whenever that song is on the radio you swine!😂

[@marcbaker1226]

Just seen this comment.made me laugh out loud I’ll sing that at the top of my voice when I hear that at work I imagine 😂

[@hitchslap8254]

​@@AtheistOrphan I've gone one deeper, imagining Judd Nelson from the breakfast club punching the air.

[@langdale55]

Interestingly, Jim Kerr’s original lyrics were ‘Don’t fib on your granny to me’, but the words were changed for the American market.

[@lukemandato]

"I've just remembered my dad is... still dead" ... Classic!

[@KuroMicra]

Stephen Mangan’s face when realisation dawns upon Alan is priceless.

[@robboxify]

Don't make the same noise as them! - classic

[@scorcherish]

''Don't rub you fanny on meee'' haha!

[@RIMJANESSOHMALOOG]

that actually happened to me once

[@TonyEnglandUK]

@Rory O'Donnell I'd love to say _"Don't rub your fanny on me"_ to my gran next time she hugs me at a funeral.

[@steveblease]

You can rub it on me but don't complain if my finger accidentally slips In .lol

[@steveblease]

@@TonyEnglandUK lol.......🤯

[@Macho_Fantastico]

"'I've just remembered by dad is still.. dead" A classic show.

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

I love the panic in his voice when he says “they’re sex swappers!”

[@KingALBoy]

"Lynne these are sex people!"

[@theknack]

Lynn misses out on a Baileys for the second time..

[@christopherhoward8128]

"It's sort of like a hardcore Benny Hill." LMAO! Priceless!

[@jaredkatooie]

'That's the kitchen work surface I was telling you about' Genius writing!

[@terratec1001]

"Your hand is about 30 mill from my gland." "Don't make the same noise as them. They'll think you want to join in!" LOL

[@emmylou4522]

Best bit! 🤣

[@redlady935]

I bet that's been quoted in bed by numerous A.P. fans

[@jaycuthbert245]

"Your little finger just toooouched iiittt.."

[@RobWright1981]

"So's that." Alan's face. x)

[@crashdavis721]

Dan's a fantastic man, he really is

[@matthewkeen8079]

Despite Kenco coming from his nostrils.

[@johnmc3862]

How Steve didn’t break during that Dan smile I’ll never know.

[@eamonnpotts5063]

Classic Partridge …….. “Lynn don’t make the same noises as them” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@electroid8119]

One of the greatest scenes in comedy

[@christopherhoward8128]

I love the look on her face at 0:36. "Quit talking!.. Let's do this!"

[@AnthonyMonaghan]

So many great one liners in one scene. Genius....ha ha ha

[@BDaMonkey]

Your little finger just touched ittttt

[@McDADDyK]

"My dad is still dead" Best excuse ever

[@htkm1179]

This makes me choke with laughter every time! Genius! 😂

[@jaycuthbert245]

Does kenco come out of your nostrils!?

[@tango8894]

“Sit there. Sit there. Sit there. Sit there.”

[@user-ne6kl5ik6t]

Just goes to show that he's a good person at heart.

[@MagicUK-wu2ov]

"i dont want to be part of your sex festival" hahahahahahaha brilliant

[@mattjackson9859]

"Sex festival?"

[@MaxskiSynths]

Every single part of every joke just lands perfectly. Genius.

[@Dan_wiles]

“A ruddy good time”

[@andrewphippsphillips1455]

That Quagmire grin at 1:15 Giggidy

[@RickNickCity]

Honest to God, I used to piss myself watching this. Steve Coogan is an absolute genius. It's so simple but s funny at the same time - even my old man used to laugh and he never laughs

[@BlindDweller]

"Dont make the same noise as them! They'll think you want to join in!" 😂😂

[@hi2lenduffy837]

Cor, could arf give her one 🤣 This show is still so funny

[@sonnieM]

DONT RUB UR FANNY ON MEEEEE

[@flashtheoriginal]

🎼 From Felixstowe to Spalding....all the issues

[@Sazilla]

This clip lead me down the MDF hazardous dust rabbit-hole when I looked up if it was actually banned in America

[@NotNotKenny]

"softwood and hardwood".

[@charleslambert3368]

I'd say wear a dust mask, but...

[@MartinClarkconsultancy]

You are Alan Partridge and I claim my tie and blazer badge set

[@nofthet5548]

......so's that.

[@martinmartinmoone3104]

Priceless comedy in a sometimes miserable world

[@louisbatsford8908]

Man made marble substitutes is the crack up point, comedy gold.

[@michaeltoner7690]

"There's the kitchen work surface I was telling you about"

[@Slarti]

"Don't rub your fanny on me!" 😂perhaps one of the funniest lines in the series.

[@dannyjoseph50]

"Don't rub your fanny on me" Im gone

[@nicolawestmore9182]

never gets old my favourite episode laugh my head off every time

[@McTrump]

The number of one liners is amazing

[@thegoodstuff6130]

2:15 Alan’s instant recoil gets my every time! 😂

[@jaycuthbert245]

The noise he makes with the recoil makes me have kenco come out of my nostrils!

[@thegoodstuff6130]

@@jaycuthbert245I’ve got it coming out of my taps 😏

[@bobbyshaftoe409]

Partridge is WONDERFUL.

[@goldenboy06]

Awww...they didn’t even have a sip of their drinks...lovely couple too.

[@YINGYANGPOLARBEAR]

Love him. Loved him since the 90s!

[@anthonyrobson3648]

Theres dan, hi dan lol, dan's cheeky grin lol

[@charliekane135]

Lynn's hair cracks me up every time.

[@TransmissionEpicts]

Looks like a photograph of an explosion 💥

[@albertrand71]

Lovely stuff!

[@kjm-ch7jc]

That grin from Dan.

[@carlgsmith8556]

Don’t make the same noise as them, they’ll think you to join in.....

[@laflame7338]

I love when he uses that voice when he says ‘hello lynn I’m at Dan’s big house’😂😂

[@lennykk]

what a missed opportunity

[@billbundyful]

Alan partridge is the funniest man I know

[@sambaxter3304]

That and Bill Bailey's Bewilderness stand up show...

[@stevenlewis9234]

Alan Partridge is the best thing since sliced baked dough, flour and water.

[@ColinIngus1]

He's better than a cup o beans aye

[@MultiM1chael]

The title would be a good name for a band

[@stephenowens3687]

This scene, and the one where Alan's in bed with his secretary, and asks her about Norwich,s pedestrian zone are my favourite! Genius comedy!

[@BigyetiTechnologies]

access to wheeeeelchairs

[@charlielynes]

They need access to DixXXXXOOONNNssss...

[@willywonka1815]

I've just remembered my dad is still dead.

[@Tehgoat]

@01:15 Dan's smile, hello Dan @01:33 MDF is banned in America So's That !

[@andypere2k9]

“Sit there, sit there, sit there” 😂😂😂

[@lordwallie24]

I love the humor

[@theboystevens]

Is this THE "DAN! DAN! DAAAN!"?

[@csb7376]

theboystevens Yes, yes it is.

[@theboystevens]

csb73 Thanks, thanks very much

[@tommyboi9]

I fought some zombies with a boy in care...

[@redmondo42]

"I'll get the drinks" "EHHHHUH" 😂

[@MG3-Hybrid]

Alan looks really like Father Dougal McGuire in this sketch.

[@chrisblay]

“Ooh, all done” 🤣

[@manosparavida3551]

"This is a comfy sofa." Oh Jesus". 🤣🤣

[@barrypapworth9495]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. Brilliant just brilliant

[@briandoyle6188]

Dan's face... really laughed out loud. ...hardcore Benny hill....

[@philkearney0577]

Middle class nymphomaniac blonde house wife,perfect😜

[@UndesirableUK]

If ruddy only.

[@WallieTheRed]

"And do use those words"

[@sirjambon]

Even though from the promotional video I can tell we'd have a ruddy good time...

[@stephendines1936]

The pint of Directors has a good head on it.🍺

[@D0W666]

I understood that reference 😂😂

[@TheRuddster95]

My man

[@kingkasper2725]

Dan has what looks like a TV remote in his pants after the creepy smile.

[@garrywitcomb2334]

Genius 😆😆 never gets old

[@qetoun]

Its the way she doesn't blink.

[@nigelcarren]

'BOSCH' is my safe word!

[@williambunter3311]

That woman is exquisitely beautiful!

[@union310]

The one in blue?

[@mrbenoit5018]

Alan is a man

[@avybenfield508]

Thanks

[@adamweishaupt2846]

She's a 40 year old scorcher

[@DaveInBridport]

She is a bit gorgeous

[@chrisjames4297]

I lost it at “Dont rub ur fanny on me” for a solid minute. Idk if it was the way he said it, or the timing or that i didnt see it coming. Probably a combo of all three,

[@amandah5478]

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan

[@noodledare2545]

DAAANNNN 😅....just tipped me over the edge 🤣

[@patagualianmostly7437]

Google offered to translate your comment into English for me (I'm in S.America)....they said: "And And And And. And And" ...... Weird! They just love anagrams I suppose!

[@burningdaylights]

Lynn, this is DEFCON 1!

[@PKMartin]

I never realised how many of the samples from the DIffusion track come from this episode. "Do.. do.. do.. do.. do be clean" "Nice big fat shot of director's bitter" and of course "Lynn, these are sex people!"

[@karlrussell2843]

lol…. 1:14 That massive growing grin on Dan’s face starring at Alan 🤣😆😄 funny as F___

[@steparko23]

"No don't make the same noise as them!" 😂😂😂

[@followtheboat]

The way he says "don't rub your fanny on me" kills me 😂

[@amanr6346]

1:52 “My Dad is still dead” 😂😂