Best of Karlology - Karl Pilkington's greatest theories, stories, quotes and opinions (Part 3)

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Күн бұрын

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@MasterApprentist
@MasterApprentist 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Carl never reacts, they insult him and he waits then just picks up where he left of so unbothred.
@MsHarpsychord
@MsHarpsychord 5 жыл бұрын
Like he says "I'm not bothered"
@fatlad69_94
@fatlad69_94 5 жыл бұрын
James Henderson Karl
@canefrogfury
@canefrogfury 5 жыл бұрын
Because he is an actor.
@olliedylan1381
@olliedylan1381 5 жыл бұрын
Karl on the other hand...
@adriel8304
@adriel8304 4 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is the end. When they try to betray karl. and end up betraying Karl And everyone comes out laughing like karl was hurt. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
@jasonmckellar7750
@jasonmckellar7750 7 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman - "Yer 'usbands dead." fucking killed me
@doctorbognor
@doctorbognor 4 жыл бұрын
These animators are genuinely brilliant
@lazchurchyard1229
@lazchurchyard1229 Жыл бұрын
I love how they show Karl's parents as just Karls with hair.
@nickolasruland9483
@nickolasruland9483 11 ай бұрын
Same guy who animated classic shows like Dexter's Lab.
@matthewv4170
@matthewv4170 9 ай бұрын
Don't know if it's the same guy but it's the same animation company Hannah Barbara​@@nickolasruland9483
@seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions
@seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions 3 ай бұрын
I keep thinking the same thing. Creatively yet simple work.
@cursedbeans5560
@cursedbeans5560 2 ай бұрын
It’s some of the best flash animation I’ve ever seen, everything is perfrct
@margarita1776.
@margarita1776. 6 жыл бұрын
Black mirror used 2 of Karl’s ideas: 1. This one at 6:40 2. The one where the doctor can feel everything their patients are feeling.
@joesheppard5931
@joesheppard5931 4 жыл бұрын
Which black mirror episode is number 2.? Seen them all can’t remember jt
@feelflows
@feelflows 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Sheppard it’s from the first story from Black Museum: S4E6
@lewisbutterworth9601
@lewisbutterworth9601 Жыл бұрын
I thought this. So glad someone else has noticed
@vince7207
@vince7207 9 ай бұрын
He got these stories from crazy websites... Probably the same place the creators of that show did.
@SmokinJoe1098
@SmokinJoe1098 6 ай бұрын
I'm know that the 1st one has been written before Karl said it, not exactly the same, but very similar idea. Parallel thoughts are more usual than we think
@wellreadbull3740
@wellreadbull3740 5 жыл бұрын
Watching him increased my daily usage of the phrase "knocking about" 😂
@yiltrfrontline
@yiltrfrontline 5 жыл бұрын
Well Read Bull n that
@Frog_king11
@Frog_king11 4 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
@stephenholmgren405
@stephenholmgren405 2 ай бұрын
"Suzanne doesn't like it when I talk about death" is my favorite Karl line of all time.
@nat2002
@nat2002 8 жыл бұрын
"you've got a frog who's going mental...killing thousands of people...then you've got a turkey who's whistling for help"
@jasminefox2353
@jasminefox2353 6 жыл бұрын
Nat I’m would
@realname631
@realname631 6 жыл бұрын
elp
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 8 жыл бұрын
Enjoy guys! I realise the first 'clip' is extremely long and so it looks like I haven't bothered to cut anything from it, but it's just because I simply didn't have the heart to take anything away from The Love of Two Brains, starring Clive Warren.
@MerelMystery
@MerelMystery 8 жыл бұрын
Clive Warren is by far my favourite actor
@blairmettam7642
@blairmettam7642 8 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for Mission Impossible 8 (or is it 9)??
@potdragon8091
@potdragon8091 8 жыл бұрын
+Blair Mettam Me too. Hopefully it will have, Morgan Freeman, in it since he sure wasn't in Independence Day.
@CEIServices
@CEIServices 8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant mate
@mattwardpictures
@mattwardpictures 8 жыл бұрын
Too bad there isn't more material with animated Rebecca DeMornay; she looks eminently edible. (Is it hot in here?)
@sarahbyrne8501
@sarahbyrne8501 9 ай бұрын
I listened to the whole of these podcasts and found some gems. The most popular aren’t always the best!
@OSIthatgamer
@OSIthatgamer 6 жыл бұрын
I listen to this during work and get proper odd looks when I’m pissing myself with laughter at my desk throughout the day 👍🏼 cheers
@axelusul
@axelusul 5 жыл бұрын
What do you do, work as an embalmer?.
@lickmygooch1013
@lickmygooch1013 4 жыл бұрын
axel usul he’s a rent boy
@peterlohnes1
@peterlohnes1 Жыл бұрын
19:00 actually Karl is exactly right. An exact doppelgänger will believe he is the original. So the original will also start thinking he’s the doppelgänger. Only if you watched the other one being created would you know
@gregordeissler2094
@gregordeissler2094 9 күн бұрын
100% correct. Was thinking about the Mauler Twins in the show "Invincible"
@gormins5530
@gormins5530 5 жыл бұрын
I love how rickys a comedian and finds everthing karls says histerical
@Ryansmith-lx7by
@Ryansmith-lx7by 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen-" the last time was last year Ricky-"when did you camping" Karl-"last year" Brilliant ❤️
@SAVAGE.paradise
@SAVAGE.paradise Жыл бұрын
This is an antidepressant for me, will always have me cracking up 🤣
@WIGGYMEISTER76
@WIGGYMEISTER76 5 жыл бұрын
could be the funniest thing I've ever seen, the animation works so well with it. Karl is pure gold.
@Wearethewingmakers
@Wearethewingmakers Ай бұрын
“Youve been dealt a duff card, deal with it”, is probably the best life advice youll get. 😂
@spiritwanderer777
@spiritwanderer777 6 ай бұрын
Karl reminds me of one guy I used to work with. He would tell us wild stories every day to our amazement and amusement. In one of them he said he made electric guitars out of ironing boards, in another he worked in a diamond mine in Africa, and in my favorite story he used to work in Australia catching kangaroos into cages during tornados and sandstorms.
@neilreading3552
@neilreading3552 Ай бұрын
Known in workplaces as “Aldridge Prior, the hopeless liar” from Viz magazine.
@mattblack9344
@mattblack9344 6 жыл бұрын
Ricky looks like Fred Flintstone.
@beatnikmary
@beatnikmary 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they did that on purpose. That's why they make Jane look exactly like Wilma.
@shooby9496
@shooby9496 4 жыл бұрын
More like Barney tbh.
@Notreallyhere817r
@Notreallyhere817r 5 жыл бұрын
I genuinely think Carl is a comedy genius
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 5 жыл бұрын
He isn't a genius in any sense.
@somethingfromnothing8428
@somethingfromnothing8428 10 ай бұрын
@@NxDoylehe wasn’t very well educated but he’s still an intelligent man
@BigChiken44
@BigChiken44 5 ай бұрын
He's just a genius
@foley-huck
@foley-huck 3 ай бұрын
​@somethingfromnothing8428 he's really not at all, a lot of the stuff he comes out with is old wives tales and child-like ramblings. The brain stuff and the doppelganger stuff is something you'd find endearing for a kid to say, but when it's a guy in his 30s it's pretty nuts.
@barrywalls7175
@barrywalls7175 3 ай бұрын
​@@foley-huck it's an act! He's brilliant
@Sam-tx1tn
@Sam-tx1tn 5 жыл бұрын
These three bickering and rambling is a wonderful thing.
@jericoho
@jericoho 8 жыл бұрын
"How would i know which one is me?" Oh jesus almost spat my tea out
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 8 жыл бұрын
HOW VERY BRITISH OF YOU
@alexhodgkinson6718
@alexhodgkinson6718 8 жыл бұрын
He's right though. This is yet another time with Ricky and Steve are being close minded idiots. If both you and your clone know the exact same things, you'd both think that they're the actual you, and you would start doubting yourself. This is fairly obvious stuff.
@davidmyers4519
@davidmyers4519 8 жыл бұрын
exactly!!
@blacktouge
@blacktouge 8 жыл бұрын
+Nere guar Exactly, your clone "knows" it's the real one just as much as you. This is Karls problem, he's an extremely smart, open minded man. Except he lacks communication skills and he isn't very educated. So he has great thoughts but can't describe them.
@alexhodgkinson6718
@alexhodgkinson6718 8 жыл бұрын
blacktouge It's things like that that make me think he has Aspergers
@DogSpeak
@DogSpeak 8 жыл бұрын
This is Gold! I love the way Carl's mind works! Even better in cartoon form!
@billlombard9911
@billlombard9911 5 жыл бұрын
Love Karl’s northern accent, its fantastic and speaks volumes of the northern frame of mind
@zak-a-roo264
@zak-a-roo264 5 жыл бұрын
Where is Karl from?
@SamixeGaming
@SamixeGaming 5 жыл бұрын
Zak-a -Roo Manchester mate
@billlombard9911
@billlombard9911 3 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Jojo north and south in the UK mean something different
@billlombard9911
@billlombard9911 3 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Jojo so then you know
@dpm2515
@dpm2515 11 ай бұрын
As an American to read english discuss the different accents/attitudes btwn North and South GB, it's interesting...UK is same size as Alabama... unimaginable for there to be differences between people in the state but in the country as a whole obviously lots of difference.
@BritishComedyUK69
@BritishComedyUK69 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the British sense of humour
@hope6840
@hope6840 6 жыл бұрын
Black Mirror stole Karl's idea! 6:30
@millersethe
@millersethe 6 жыл бұрын
Daft Dog I was thinking that very same thing the entire time.
@sasamagrasa
@sasamagrasa 6 жыл бұрын
Or they were the people he went to speak to..
@rocketraccoon77
@rocketraccoon77 6 жыл бұрын
That Charlie Brooker even looks like a thief
@ShonaMcCarthy
@ShonaMcCarthy 6 жыл бұрын
The idea shows up in a few things, really. It's not that bad of an idea.
@JustWasted3HoursHere
@JustWasted3HoursHere 6 жыл бұрын
Kind of reminds me of Steve Martin's _All of Me_ from 1984, where he has the "soul" of Lily Tomlin in his head alongside his own and they have to figure out what went wrong. Hilarious movie from Steve's heyday.
@BobyChanMan
@BobyChanMan 5 жыл бұрын
"That's a hell of a phone call to get." kills me
@siyabongankosi9956
@siyabongankosi9956 6 жыл бұрын
"I've got a post for God here",......"Look lads I'm just trying to do a job here " :D :D
@QueeferSutherland1
@QueeferSutherland1 5 жыл бұрын
What the fucks "a post" lol.....a lump of fuckin wood
@rasberryiceify
@rasberryiceify 4 жыл бұрын
ScotJockMcTartan a letter or package.
@Killer_Tortoise
@Killer_Tortoise 6 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about Karl's idea for the movie is that it was used in an episode of Black Mirror!!
@cityandsuburb
@cityandsuburb 6 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh yes.....!!! Thanks...!
@leesway
@leesway 5 жыл бұрын
Which episode?
@superjodokus
@superjodokus 5 жыл бұрын
Black mirror is very cool
@lewisbutterworth9601
@lewisbutterworth9601 Жыл бұрын
​@leesway black museum I think
@jeffthebot7551
@jeffthebot7551 8 жыл бұрын
it's funny how Karl is so serious about everything they say
@MadPropzBaller
@MadPropzBaller 8 жыл бұрын
I swear that movie idea is genius!
@markshort855
@markshort855 6 жыл бұрын
Already done, pretty sure it would've been after Carl talked about. TV show called Black mirror (episodic, each looking a different futuristic development). Can't remember which episode it was.
@RB747domme
@RB747domme 5 жыл бұрын
MadPropzBaller yes, but anyone can say anything about a film that's based around science fiction. The fact that there's no medical truth in it whatsoever, would mean that it would have to be set on a planet in a different universe, where science-fiction exists. It's a fucking stupid idea other than that.
@TheChampionofthepeople
@TheChampionofthepeople 5 жыл бұрын
Which one? The movie about the asshole who fucked a cock?
@RB747domme
@RB747domme 5 жыл бұрын
AWelsh Celt lol.. I think I dated the other half..
@TheChampionofthepeople
@TheChampionofthepeople 5 жыл бұрын
@@RB747domme you wish 😂🖕
@azhalhalil9429
@azhalhalil9429 5 жыл бұрын
I'd pay £9,250 pounds a year to study karlology in university.
@petersengupta
@petersengupta 4 ай бұрын
why when you can do it literally for free on youtube??
@randonologic4684
@randonologic4684 5 жыл бұрын
22:10 just ask one of the guards "what color shirt are you wearing?" You can see the color of the shirt. if he lies, he's guarding Hell. Easy.
@calmcnutt481
@calmcnutt481 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they phrased the riddle wrong. You're not supposed to know which door the on that tells lies and the one that tells truths actually guard. Either guard can be in front of either door.
@mathewgstar
@mathewgstar 4 жыл бұрын
They are identical
@jimpadgett8233
@jimpadgett8233 4 жыл бұрын
My version was just saying 'what colour are my eyes?' or something like that. Whoever gets it right is clearly the right one.
@mikepagebrand
@mikepagebrand 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimpadgett8233 but like someone mentioned above in the actual riddle you don't know who's guarding which door and your question only tells you which lies and which tells the truth you still don't know which door
@aheroictaxidriver3180
@aheroictaxidriver3180 7 ай бұрын
It wasn't posited that they were wearing shirts.
@evfour3335
@evfour3335 3 ай бұрын
I love watching these all over again, and seriously some of his movie ideas have actually been used in the last 5-7 years. Obviously not the same exact, but uncannily similar ideas haha
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 8 жыл бұрын
Part 4 coming very very soon. Again it's quite long, this time due to Kidney stone diary entries, and the happiness anecdotes towards the end. Plus the rare animated record of Karl laughing. You won't be disappointed, and if you are, you're an idiot. Play a record.
@flynnhallissey34
@flynnhallissey34 8 жыл бұрын
The m
@DekuStickGamer
@DekuStickGamer 8 жыл бұрын
Wow! These are still going! You're amazing, subbed! Thank you so much.
@smasher.338
@smasher.338 3 жыл бұрын
Karl is a genius. A little tired of life, and eccentric, but a genius non the less.
@matpeachey3946
@matpeachey3946 2 ай бұрын
‘How would I know which one I was’ always has me in tears of laughter 😂
@Alphabunsquad
@Alphabunsquad 8 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Karl pilkingtons movie idea is essentially being John Malkovich
@mattwardpictures
@mattwardpictures 8 жыл бұрын
You never see Karl Pilkington and Charlie Kaufman in the same room....
@UnnaturalNetworker
@UnnaturalNetworker 7 жыл бұрын
Sam Spencer or All of Me with Steve Martin who gets a dead woman's spirit / mind in his mind.
@jacobmortimore
@jacobmortimore 7 жыл бұрын
Made me think of transcendence
@8mu-
@8mu- 6 жыл бұрын
There is an episode of Black Mirror that is literally this idea.
@fozziebumble8361
@fozziebumble8361 6 жыл бұрын
The man with two brains
@Dexter55999
@Dexter55999 5 жыл бұрын
Ask one of the door guards; "What's 2+2?" If he answers for heaven, he's guarding heaven. If he answers anything else, he's guarding hell.
@timmteller871
@timmteller871 5 жыл бұрын
That is waaay smarter to be honest then the other thing :D
@rubbadubman
@rubbadubman 5 жыл бұрын
John Allen you could also just ask “what’s my name?”
@SmokeymcJoint420
@SmokeymcJoint420 8 ай бұрын
Ricky sets the premise up incorrectly, so the 2+2 thing doesn't work.
@aheroictaxidriver3180
@aheroictaxidriver3180 7 ай бұрын
@@rubbadubman How would either of them know your name?
@jamesa2818
@jamesa2818 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you, great compilation
@nashnash944
@nashnash944 5 жыл бұрын
I literally just spilled me tea! How funny! I love it
@Big-Papa-Smurf
@Big-Papa-Smurf 6 жыл бұрын
Him thinking they made prescription lenses for a fly kills me every time I hear it.
@orourke1972
@orourke1972 3 ай бұрын
Love these, thank you!
@Sorinshuto
@Sorinshuto 5 жыл бұрын
We need to get Gavin Free and Karl Pilkington on a podcast and just let them talk The things they'd come up with would be incredible
@Hi73chgaming
@Hi73chgaming 5 жыл бұрын
Sorinshuto I’d kill for that
@cordellsenior9935
@cordellsenior9935 4 жыл бұрын
Who's the master of this Flintstone art work/animation? Love it.
@pickmeasinner
@pickmeasinner Жыл бұрын
Honestly, half the time its ricky and Stephen being clowns. Karl might be shit at articulating his thoughts, but most of us have the intelligence to grasp what he is trying to say. They drag it out a little too much, implying they are just too smart to understand. Trying to put the emphasis on karl being stupid, often makes THEM look stupid
@bigpictureguys8415
@bigpictureguys8415 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for this! It had some bits I hadn’t heard before
@FlaggingAwesome
@FlaggingAwesome 8 жыл бұрын
1:01:05 - Sorry Ricky but you fucked up there. The same side of the Moon always faces Earth!
@Nordorf
@Nordorf 5 жыл бұрын
"I've found that... if you talk, your mouth comes out with stuff.."
@omikronweapon
@omikronweapon 6 жыл бұрын
Karl is always good. Minor gripe though, the audio volume is pretty low. I love listening to this while doing something else, but even at full KZbin and system volume, everything else drowns it out. I'd rather have to dial it down a bit than having to have complete silence to hear. The ads then top out the volume. (I know the ads aren't your fault though)
@WeAre-ip5ud
@WeAre-ip5ud 5 жыл бұрын
OmikronWeapon 😒😒
@some-replies
@some-replies 8 ай бұрын
​@@WeAre-ip5ud is that a response?
@jacob7608
@jacob7608 8 жыл бұрын
greatest line ever - "this is your problem, you don't know anything." 14:05
@drxela123
@drxela123 8 жыл бұрын
I've seen some discussion about the two doors and two guards question in the comments. Ricky didn't ask the question correctly or explain it properly, so hopefully this explanation will help some people: Q: There are two doors, one leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. There is a guard in front of each door, one tells lies and the other tells the truth. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHICH GUARD IS IN FRONT OF WHICH DOOR (this is the part Ricky got wrong). You can only ask one guard, one question. What do you ask, in order to work out which door you should go through? A: "If you were the other guard, which door would you recommend that I go through?" When the guard points to one of the doors in response, you go through the other door. Why this works: If you ask the lying guard, he knows the truthful guard would point to door A, meaning door A is the door to heaven. So to tell you a lie, he would point to door B, so therefore you go through the other door, door A, to heaven. If you ask the truthful guard, he knows the other guard would tell you a lie and point to the door that leads to hell, say door A. But he will tell you this outright because he's the truthful guard, so he will point to the door A. So therefore, you go through door B to heaven. The point is, you have to ask a question that either guard will give the same answer to. So the lying guard lies about what the other guard would say, and the truthful guard is truthful about the other guard's potential lie.
@ethanhodderz7594
@ethanhodderz7594 7 жыл бұрын
Docter Xela that's still wrong mate cause if both gards gave the same answer you wouldn't know which one was lying
@jackofshadows8538
@jackofshadows8538 6 жыл бұрын
Ethan Hodderz The point is you simply go thru the opposite door of the door recommended because of pure logic. It doesn't matter which guard you ask, just choose either one and whatever door they advise you, you choose the other door because of the liar in the equation. The Liar will lie. The Truth will tell you that the Liar will lie. See? Ask the Liar in front of Hell's door: "Which door will the other guard tell me to choose?" [or 'Which door will the other guard tell me is the door to Heaven?'] Liar replies, "He will tell you to choose MY door" because he's lying. You pick the other door, the door to Heaven. Good luck with the watering pot plants and praying to god. Ask the Truth in front of Heaven's door: "Which door will the other guard tell me to choose?" [or 'Which door will the other guard tell me is the door to Heaven?'] Truth replies, "He will tell you to choose HIS door" because he tells the truth that the other guard is a Liar and is lying. So he is telling you to choose the door to Hell, which means you choose Truth's door, the opposite of which he recommends. Because of the lie, you always choose what is NOT advised as the door to Heaven. Or you could decide that Truth is lying and go to Hell and, apart from the heat? I hear the women are very accomodating... you just have to fight thru about 6 million other assholes who are all trying to 'get some'. You can't fail because of the lie. The question is determined thru the use of a lie. Whatever door a guard tells you to choose? Pick the OTHER door that the Truth or Liar advises. It doesn't matter what door they stand in front of either. It's a bit of a mindtwister but it is really very simple when it kicks in. No. Not really. Just a bitch explaining it. But hold on... IF the Liar is...ummm... no, wait a minute... IF the TRUTH is... no, it's... No, you PRAY to find the correct answer! I think I found god!!
@cameronforbes9583
@cameronforbes9583 6 жыл бұрын
you'll work it out one day Karl
@ChromeFusion
@ChromeFusion 6 жыл бұрын
It's simple put it this way Ricky said they're both security guards we know this. Just ask one if they're a security guard if they say no they're lying and it's hell if they say yes then it's heaven
@lunamoona1645
@lunamoona1645 6 жыл бұрын
Watch Labyrinth with David Bowie, exact same scenario present himself and she guess wrong !!!
@owenglenn4298
@owenglenn4298 5 жыл бұрын
Ricky... The moon does not spin on an axis, it is tidally locked to the earth.
@clemspliffy678
@clemspliffy678 5 жыл бұрын
The animation is brilliant. I can't stop laughing at the Clive Warren movie...Especially Einstein dancing around while they poke his brain.
@waltcox9224
@waltcox9224 5 ай бұрын
11:37 Ricky's "WHEATABIX!" will never not be funny 😂
@TheWalkingDavid
@TheWalkingDavid 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else get a 104 minute long ad that showed the entire LEGO movie?
@plexyglass429
@plexyglass429 6 ай бұрын
Karl was so close to creating the lore for cyberpunk
@oldwelshbloke6860
@oldwelshbloke6860 8 жыл бұрын
I reckon to love of 2 brains could work. Downloading someone's consciousness into your own could work and that consciousness slowly overtaking your own, like a modern Dr Jekyll and mr Hyde, but with a romantic twist.
@ProphetWM
@ProphetWM 6 жыл бұрын
Old Welsh Bloke black mirror theres an episode on it. Think they must pay Karl
@RB747domme
@RB747domme 5 жыл бұрын
Old Welsh Bloke when you say could work, you mean in a science fiction sense, not in reality. Because obviously it's not possible to download someone's consciousness in this universe.
@MrMichealHouse
@MrMichealHouse 5 жыл бұрын
@@RB747domme I think the point of this is that you can't judge the future based on your own limitations or frame of reference. People thousands of years ago said the same about flying through the air or going to the moon or speaking to other people across the planet.
@wotintheworld
@wotintheworld 5 жыл бұрын
"were interfacing"
@Smoochie71804
@Smoochie71804 3 ай бұрын
“But would they be neighbors like this?” the laughter this man elicits…
@rjohnson9543
@rjohnson9543 7 ай бұрын
Using astro turf instead of actual grass is used all the time in the south west US. The quality of the turf has really improved over the past 25 years.
@lisabarnfield1089
@lisabarnfield1089 5 жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely crying at this!!
@davidmyers4519
@davidmyers4519 8 жыл бұрын
but the moon is tidally locked. Karl is right!
@wolfie498
@wolfie498 5 жыл бұрын
Other way around mate.
@friedrich.nietzsche6472
@friedrich.nietzsche6472 5 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s true, you only even see one side of the moon
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 5 жыл бұрын
People cherry pick the handful of colourful and half-correct things Karl said, ignore the hundreds of examples of his stupidity and end up calling him a genius.
@oscars4608
@oscars4608 7 ай бұрын
“Look lads, I’m just tryna do a job here” 😂😂
@chriswilkes2438
@chriswilkes2438 5 ай бұрын
Carls poems are great
@paulmayaux6692
@paulmayaux6692 6 жыл бұрын
That first idea could actually lead to a great movie I feel like. Requires some flawless acting and good camera work to explain the mental things happening. Read a book with a similar kind of premise and man was it good stuff
@TheHehe1223
@TheHehe1223 5 жыл бұрын
Heaven and Hell guards question is easy. Just ask: "What are you wearing?" If the guards correctly answers he's guarding heaven, If he lies then he is guarding hell.
@CaptainTr1pps
@CaptainTr1pps 5 жыл бұрын
The liar could be guarding heaven tho. That's the dillema, not simply that it would lie.
@Randi-Rabbit
@Randi-Rabbit 3 ай бұрын
Ricky : "It's the most ludicrous idea for a film I've ever heard" The Man with Two Brains : "Am I a joke to you?"
@fifafan3950
@fifafan3950 8 жыл бұрын
I love you man this is awesome
@Bushdoctorbeats
@Bushdoctorbeats 6 жыл бұрын
Why isn't there more of this....? Been listening to the same few hours for years, and it's on of the most awesome things on the interwebs... Karl brain is booted in safe-mode.
@omikronweapon
@omikronweapon 6 жыл бұрын
There's tons of Ricky, Steve and Karl around. The Ricky Gervais Show, the XFM episodes, the podcasts.
@whatwhatyep
@whatwhatyep 5 жыл бұрын
I can't get my head around the doors to heaven and hell. Even with Ricky's answer. It don't make sense. One of them is always gonna lie.
@Crudecoronet
@Crudecoronet 5 жыл бұрын
Eddie Oliver All you would really have to ask is "Is my name Karl" and you would know who's lying
@ThorD4602
@ThorD4602 5 жыл бұрын
@@Crudecoronet , that was my answer as well
@CaptainTr1pps
@CaptainTr1pps 5 жыл бұрын
"What would the other guy say" If the one you ask is lying, then the answer if the opposite. If the one you ask is telling the truth, the other is still lying, and answer is still the opposite.
@RectanerTreadway
@RectanerTreadway Жыл бұрын
The real problem here is that Ricky tells the riddle incorrectly but then gives the correct solution (to the real riddle) without realizing his mistake.
@elletuppen4844
@elletuppen4844 4 жыл бұрын
Omg this is brilliant. It would be spiteful to put jelly fish in a trifle! If anything can get one through lockdown without falling apart it’s this👍🏽👍🏽👌🏽🤣 Love Stephen’s subtle side comments and quiet chuckle...and thank heavens for Ricky’s infectious laugh so one doesn’t miss anything.
@Ben117-r9p
@Ben117-r9p 6 жыл бұрын
That idea was actually quite good, Ricky and Steve always interrupt rather than listening to the things he's saying, he isn't actually that stupid
@ThierryRocksTV
@ThierryRocksTV 5 жыл бұрын
Who else would totally watch Karl's film?
@rabidwaffles9022
@rabidwaffles9022 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite parts are when Ricky agrees with Karl
@Onion_Smoothie
@Onion_Smoothie 4 ай бұрын
"No, there's no such thing as a brain donor... we've explained to you before." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spokenserials4665
@spokenserials4665 5 жыл бұрын
If you really listen to Karl, some of his thoughts are pure genius - especially his awareness of the difference between consciousness and ego. He's not smart, but he's definitely enlightened in his way.
@mini_mozzer
@mini_mozzer Жыл бұрын
everyone should strive to be like karl.
@Liam___ohara___
@Liam___ohara___ 5 жыл бұрын
Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this podcast 😂
@TheBenderr
@TheBenderr 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's one of my favorite shows! Here's Season 1 if you're interested: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2HalZepfKl4fpY Enjoy!
@davidkelly189
@davidkelly189 5 жыл бұрын
How lucky are you..! Been listening over ten years n I'm still laughing..
@twinkieman237
@twinkieman237 8 ай бұрын
“That’s what they do now” “What is?” “That’s what they do.” “What??” “They do that.”
@macmuggo5459
@macmuggo5459 5 жыл бұрын
Ricky dishes out so much but when Karl criticises his house he can’t take it
@N0nManfiold99
@N0nManfiold99 6 жыл бұрын
Ngl, Karl's idea with the two brains is kinda an interesting plot. I can imagine it causing some kind of split personality disorder with the other half's consciousness.
@mooj269
@mooj269 8 ай бұрын
1:22:45 i think the structure of karl's poem is actually pretty interesting, although the actual content is completely nonsensical.
@tzflamingo
@tzflamingo 5 жыл бұрын
“How would I know which one I was?” 😂😂😂😂
@Darren_McGovern-ROF
@Darren_McGovern-ROF 5 жыл бұрын
I love people sticking up for Karl, that is the best. Haha. Reminds me of people who thought Spinal Tap was real.
@troywright359
@troywright359 Жыл бұрын
Wait, you're calling them stupid for sticking up for Karl? He literally says "what's the point in having a clone when you'd still get done for.the bad things they did"
@Darren_McGovern-ROF
@Darren_McGovern-ROF Жыл бұрын
@@troywright359 well, specifically, I said it’s funny. Your quote don’t help.
@TheEnglishDane
@TheEnglishDane 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t be dealing with adverts on a video I want to fall asleep to
@contact3604
@contact3604 5 жыл бұрын
Oh! My goodness! 😂😂😂😂 This show, always makes me laugh! 👍😉 Thanks for sharing. Moira From England.
@shead3583
@shead3583 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one still waiting for the Karl Pilkington reality show 'What's Art About That?'
@jakedoc4610
@jakedoc4610 5 жыл бұрын
the cartoon karls facial expressions are so f'ing great lol
@tripdefect87
@tripdefect87 8 жыл бұрын
In regards to Carl's parent's blind cat, my step-aunt had a small dog that had lost it's eye sight for whatever reason, but you could give it directional commands and the dog would actually use them to go eat or go to sleep
@TekkerzOOT
@TekkerzOOT 8 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman isn't in Independence Day.
@mastermatthewgaines
@mastermatthewgaines 7 жыл бұрын
yeah mate, he was taking the piss out of Karl when he said that
@gunkle7986
@gunkle7986 7 жыл бұрын
David G no shit stupid
@6MikeJones9
@6MikeJones9 6 жыл бұрын
There is a much more simple answer to the heaven and hell doors question. You would simply ask "am I asking you a question?" If the person said yes, that's the door to heaven. If they said no, thats the door to hell.
@ShadowLineGamingPRO
@ShadowLineGamingPRO 6 жыл бұрын
Ricky didn't ask the question right you are not supposed to know which guard is guarding which door
@agentjp008
@agentjp008 6 жыл бұрын
Either that or you can ask "Do both doors lead to heaven?". Heaven door would say no, hell door would say yes.
@Fangface74
@Fangface74 6 жыл бұрын
It's not a smart scenario..too easy "Is it raining?" "Am I asking you a question?" "Are you standing in front of a door?"
@ShadowLineGamingPRO
@ShadowLineGamingPRO 6 жыл бұрын
@@Fangface74 as I have already said your not supposed to know if the lying guard is in front of hell and vice versa, so your solution doesn't work
@ellisphaz4076
@ellisphaz4076 5 жыл бұрын
@@ShadowLineGamingPRO it does work lol, you'll know who lying and who's telling the truth
@tysonzepo
@tysonzepo 8 жыл бұрын
Watch at 52.45m - "Stay green.....stay in the woods......and stay safe"! I'm in absolute fucking tears - the funniest thing this moron has ever said!!!
@williamcolgrave
@williamcolgrave 5 жыл бұрын
"Last year I went camping in Lyme Regis" "When'd you go camping in Lyme Regis?" "Last Year"
@tootooamy
@tootooamy 5 жыл бұрын
At 54:57 Karl is actually really brilliant and talking about the same concept as Eckhart Tolle does. He’s not an idiot, he’s woke!
@marisabenson1222
@marisabenson1222 6 жыл бұрын
This is the best animation since The Simpsons.
@danikainq6494
@danikainq6494 2 ай бұрын
Were the people who spoke to Karl CD Project Red?
@thestruggleisreal9626
@thestruggleisreal9626 4 жыл бұрын
The bit about the doppelganger, to be fair, made a lot of sense. If this clone of yours claims to have all your experiences and is even adamant that HE is the real you and that YOU are the clone... how could you ever be certain that your experiences weren't, indeed, the fabricated clone version? Karl is just missing the understood mechanics of having created and brought about a clone of yourself and the continuity of perception therein... he's approaching the whole scenario in it's purest form, like boom suddenly you find yourself sitting there with another you and have no idea how.
@BigChiken44
@BigChiken44 5 ай бұрын
I think you mean "How would I know if I am the original one?". That's what Karl tried to say. But we he said was "How would I know which one is me?" - which is nonsense, you are you, you're not living in third person game. That's why Karl is genius who just has problems shaping his thoughts.
@Meganhovick
@Meganhovick 4 жыл бұрын
This made me immediately pause and watch Black Mirror the last episode of season 4! I’m back now.
@borednow5838
@borednow5838 5 жыл бұрын
"I couldn't say oh it looks like you because that would be a diss!" Ha! Love Karl's delivery on that one.
@Rary.0
@Rary.0 Ай бұрын
'so you're saying you wouldn't have this done then?"
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