Alfred Defends Batman From Superman - Superman Hates Alfred

[@Grey_Shard]

Alfred being disappointed in you would be a level of hurt in itself.

[@nano_nito5546]

Yep

[@Cloofinder]

The fact that Alfred's first words to him were "Clark Kent" NOT "Master Kent". If he addresses you in your full name....you're screwed. Much like how parents address their kids in their full name.

[@cptgopro6932]

this registers an emotional level

[@mofucfa]

Fr bro that right there would be equivalent of all your parents and elders telling you that they're disappointed huts right to the fucking core

[@torquetheprisoner]

the Glasgow kiss

[@devinh5103]

Alfred's disappointment is everyone in this universe's greatest fear.

[@detectiveghost8856]

More powerful than the Thanos Snap.

[@yoshy-kk6ni]

“There’s nothing worth saving here”

[@spazerabanekozeroshki]

Next to Mr. Rodger who taught all children to be good

[@Deathmare235]

@@detectiveghost8856 how dare you insult Alfred by literally comparing him to nothing well technically a snap but it’s just a fucking snap

[@TrueComboKing]

@@Deathmare235 I mean, the thanos snap is the equivalent of a silent super nuke going off everywhere at once with no way to counter it.

[@Bacondude77]

Batman: "You took the pill Alfred." Alfred: "No the pill is right here." *Pulls out Super pill* Batman: "WTF"

[@Brutalyte616]

_"I keep a small piece of Kryptonite in my cuffs just in case I need to show Master Kent the door. The rest? Well, a butler must stay in shape..."_

[@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta]

@@Brutalyte616 Well you see no one actually knows Alfred's true lvl of badass, so it's likely he made Dr. Manhattan his b*tch waay long ago and had him create his Butler Suit out of the emotional spectrum of Badass.

[@morg5005]

It would be cool if the DC writers made alfred secretly more powerful than Darkseid or every DC god he just only used his immense power when the Earth was in danger or when bruce was in trouble.

[@filds1]

@@morg5005 That would be top tier story

[@adrielcruz2736]

@@filds1 that would be hilarious

[@meghalodusk9973]

Having the absolute balls to look Injustice's Superman in the eyes and say "I'm going to bed, get the hell out of my house" is probably my favorite thing about this.

[@weegee_darthno4045]

Alfred's got them SAS balls, UK Special Forces balls are bigger then the moon

[@worldtripnation]

Nah fr my man just dismissed bro

[@maggiem6209]

Alfred is fucking amazing every time he's shown. He's such a good modern example of the Bast myth. "Why yes, I could hurt people, but I am needed at home. And if you hurt my family, nothing can save you from me."

[@Holy-Of-Dogs]

Clark: Tell me where bruce is Alfred: Fuck off am going to bed

[@rikzy7934]

Yes!! I wish I had that kind of boldness

[@aurumthebrave3427]

This is why Alfred isn't playable in the Injustice games. He's just too OP.

[@Black_Swordsman76]

Even if they nerf the crap out of him he will still be OP

[@doggamer3649]

He’s actually a playable character in the lego games

[@anthonybrown9854]

Good one

[@angryboi595]

Makes sense

[@ArcTrooper269]

@@doggamer3649 & IS THE MOST BROKEN THERE

[@Cyberium]

"You have Nothing, Nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength." Alfred, to Superman.

[@cinnamoroll3504]

Man of culture

[@solomonh5327]

@@cinnamoroll3504 I agree

[@AszkalonOfVerra]

*" Funfact " :* a Man You can not threaten no matter what you can do to him, is usually *EVERY* powerful Man's fear. Doesn't matter if the powerful Man is a Hero or a Villain.

[@lkvideos7181]

*Plot twist:* Alfred never took the pill.

[@mikeyxyz6706]

And that's why hes pregnant

[@drippyrigby5722]

.....

[@madbanana794]

wait...

[@johntaco861]

Miguel Trevino wait...Not sure that’s how biology works my dude

[@mikeyxyz6706]

@@johntaco861 you never know, could be different in their world, I mean they have aliens, a man who can fly and beam lasers out of his eyes, a dark multiverse, magic, oh and talking animals. Haha but I know what you mean, just a joke.

[@alexandratavares6612]

He broke a man’s back because he knew he could. Not just a weaker man, but his best friend. That was very low for Superman. It was satisfying to see Alfred stand up for his son.

[@MoyosoreLemboye]

Bruce Wayne isn't Alfred's son...but he darn it he might as well be

[@jordangothemango1189]

@@MoyosoreLemboye well even tho their not related Alfred Is Bruce father figure just like how Bruce are the robins father figure

[@distinctjackal9016]

@@MoyosoreLemboye he's more like Bruce's adoptive father

[@doggamer3649]

@@lefloof5054 its the injustice series

[@whitewolf4843]

@@lefloof5054 injustice comic series

[@thefateofslate9095]

Batman: “Alfred, thanks for taking that pill. You’re a real lifesaver.” Alfred: “What pill?”

[@CHADCONTEXT]

"Master Bruce, I merely used only 1% of my power."

[@Sephiroth144]

Batman: “Alfred, thanks for taking that pill. You’re a real lifesaver.” Alfred: “Here you are” *pulls pill out of his pocket*

[@puppylove3781]

"Master Bruce, I only used 1% of my power. After Goku, I had reached a power level of over 9,000 and called it quits."

[@calcium_skeleton]

Alfred is the most powerful being in the DC universe

[@s.s.99]

Alfred: “Ah that pill! I brought it along with me Master Bruce.”

[@zwordsman]

sometimes people forget. alfred isn't holding batman back. batman exists to hoold alfred back

[@romanplays1]

i mean. alfred is a highly trained ex-soldier. probably about as physically capable as batman back when alfred was in the SAS.

[@stage4423]

@@romanplays1 lol no. Special op training is nothing compared the training Bruce went through. Comic Batman would be able to one shot 30 spec ops soldiers.

[@romanplays1]

@@stage4423 i did not say special ops. learn your batman before you brainfart.

[@stage4423]

@@romanplays1 your IQ must be capped at room temperature. You're the one who said SAS, which is special forces/ops. Think before you type; you won't look as moronic.

[@stage4423]

@Detective X. I'm not gonna argue semantics. The other guy is a dumbass for thinking Alfred could keep up with Bruce just because of some SAS training.

[@Mrreddead1011]

Injustice made me love Alfred. He’s not just a butler, he’s Bruce’s father and god forbid you hurt his son in his home

[@araizashraf]

yeah like what he gonna do if superman start kicking him aswell instead repenting on what he did

[@robertmoore8571]

If Injustice is what made you love Alfred, you're a little late to the party Pal. He's always been an OG.

[@blakecromley8736]

Yet Damian Wayne who is just another failure of Robin, but of course, he was raised and trained by the League of Assassins. I don't think he ever was going to be the perfect Robin, nor becoming the Future Batman. Yet there are rumors of a new Batman Arkham game called, "Batman Arkham Legacy." It's possible that Damian Wayne might become Batman Beyond. Yet in the comics, he's more reckless, and stubborn.

[@clockmaker9273]

@@robertmoore8571 oh hell yeah. remember that time, in the animated movie, where the talons attacked the bat cave? alfred just straight up shot them with a pump gun. the dudes ex.marine EDIT: alfred is ex british special forces not marines

[@pickedceasar1216]

Blake Cromley nobody mentioned Damian get your hate boner out of this Alfred discussion. Alfred would be very disappointed in you

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

Lasers are red, And Boy Scouts dress Blue, But in Old Wayne Manor, Alfred headbutts YOU

[@andrucruz3751]

RikkiTikkiTavi Brilliant 👏🏻

[@ikoloo5942]

Heeey mark ruffalo huuh uuh uuh huh

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

@uncletigger It's been like 3 decades since I read the story but I don't really remember that lol.

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

@uncletigger That's pretty funny. Would probably have reacted similarly.

[@CarbonDioxide.]

Bro boy scout uniforms are tan. What is everyone here saying?

[@scum0320]

Alfred is an absolute unit. I don’t remember exactly when or where, but there’s a comic where Alfred shoots some intruders or something with a shotgun and essentially says “you seem to have me confused with my master”. Basically saying “Master Bruce may choose not to kill, but I never made such a promise”

[@Amiirhesam]

its baman vs robin movie, which was the "batman vs court of owls"

[@pinecone4610]

@@Amiirhesam good guess, but it’s from 2007’s Booster Gold #12. The quote goes “PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER’S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH NICETIES.”

[@jahrjahr3760]

Also he said if he had the chance, he would kill the joker l.ao

[@jahrjahr3760]

@Don't Ask it really takes you nowhere, i put the "." By accident and it became a link

[@box7215]

@@pinecone4610 both

[@glogloflexin5083]

Alfred: "Clark Kent" Superman: "why do I hear boss music?"

[@reaper_gamer4857]

*boss bar shows up and it reads "you done fucked up clark"*

[@richardendresz161]

He used his full name so he knew Alfred was getting the belt

[@DamienDarksideBlog]

@@richardendresz161 Imagine if he used his middle name. "Clark Joseph Kent" Superman: "I surrender immediately. All of my allies will stand down now."

[@legobrick1356]

My take on it: Alfred: "Clark Kent" Superman: "Why do I hear Jojo _and_ *DOOM* music?!" Alfred: *whispering as he cracks his knuckles* " _Rip and tear..._ " Alfred used Intimidate Superman: *is sweating bullets* It's *super* effective! (oh my gosh the pun! I didn't even _try_ to do that!)

[@ryankillpatrick]

lmfao!!!!! "FINAL LEVEL!!!"

[@iseeu8492]

Alfred is a savage; he even cleans the blood off his hands with a cloth. “Remember kids, clean your hands after beating the kryptonian out of Superman” - the more you know

[@TheHighborn]

The real thug move was not killing superman. He could have. But he didn't

[@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625]

@@TheHighborn nah bro Alfred just had to leave him embarrassed, sends a message to the rest of the Regime

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625He had to let the thug live to tell the tale, so the rival gang would know what he was capable of.

[@batayou6819]

Most people think the pill gave Alfred strength when thats just a misconception. The pill actually weakened Alfred. The writers didn’t want the series to end too soon so they had to weaken Alfred

[@calebjanus2000]

These comments make reading the comments unbearable.

[@jomy3148]

@@calebjanus2000 unbearably good to read

[@toddstaples7019]

Shaggy that man is. My friend so i gave him 2 percent of my power 😂 .

[@prettymomma04]

And he's only using 1% of his power

[@ThefirstNPC]

It was just an ibuprofen

[@Birb56]

Everyone makes jokes about Alfred being strong, but when Batman told Clark "You're just another thug" something broke inside of Superman. He was no longer the legend he once was, and he realized that.

[@AshleyBeeidk]

Well obviously superman didn't fight back but still being able to make superman bleeding is alredy an accomplishment

[@knightmare3706]

@@AshleyBeeidk he couldn't even if he wanted to. Alfred took the super pill that gives someone the strength of superman for a while and seeing as Alfred had military training and fighting skills......Superman never stood a chance.

[@ClareAmel]

@@knightmare3706 To be fair, Batman is probably at least top ten hand to hand fighters in DC and his fight against Superman when he had the pill over Victor Zsasz didn't take him down as quickly as Alfred takes Superman down here. I think the main factor is he caught Clark COMPLETELY off guard.

[@TheChill001]

@@ClareAmel have you seen the movie in which alfred fights those goons of thalia al ghul, he's easily in the same league, hell it's implied in many comics and other material that Alfred was one of the people to train Bruce.

[@justaguywithagoodphoto4801]

@@ClareAmel actually i think it’s more so that supes is bewildered, afraid, and disappointed at what he has became at the time. I mean he was still basically innocent at the time Also can i have pfp sauce i love your pic

[@justaguywithagoodphoto4801]

Nightwing: “Are you afraid?” Superman: “why do you ask?” Nightwing: “because i saw alfred beat your ass.”

[@PugFaceMillionaire]

😂😂😂😂

[@bearjuncture]

Superman: and he died for it 😈

[@lahkooky504westside3]

Alfred in heaven getting all the clout tho 😂

[@justaguywithagoodphoto4801]

“How’s it feel getting beat on harder then hal?”

[@jjgarcia156]

@@justaguywithagoodphoto4801 Did you mean "harder than Hell"?

[@NipleTwistar765]

"In the end, you used torture for the greater good" Batman Thugs: "bruh like what..?"

[@FernandoComicsOfficial]

😂😂😂 so true

[@nokiagt]

batmans a vigilante

[@aerth6946]

Some stuff just fly over people heads

[@cabooseisthevehicledestroy]

No Batman said that because Superman would never resort to that, so the moment he did Superman was no more he was just a thug

[@ginghinaandrei5013]

Yeah, sure, but that's a line Batman never refused to cross. Batman I grey. Very grey. It is a shock to Superman that he himself has. He used to be bright white.

[@wontonschannel]

"I am so disappointed in you." "No more." "Do you hear me?" "YOU DONT GET TO HURT MY FAMILY ANY MORE!" I dont know what it is but seeing powerful characters getting toppled by averages will never not bring an unbridled ball of emotion to the top of my throat

[@5obi]

Alfred? “Average”? That is completely wrong.

[@normalhuman9878]

Alfred Pennyworth is anything but average

[@menacetosociety471]

Alfred is extraordinary

[@SpectacularSpidey670]

Alfred is the goat man

[@MrEddie4679]

@@normalhuman9878 The only average he is, is above.

[@lewis213b7]

It’s all fun and games till Alfred pulls up to the battlefield

[@Silentguy_78]

Serious sam reference?

[@fredo9276]

Sups lucky alfred didnt pull out that shoty

[@burnonfire9177]

That one was good

[@brolybean3260]

Luckily he was using a quarter of 1% of his power

[@clockspacefilms3025]

I will gladly be your one thousand like lol.

[@DrPhil-hz4up]

That was a mere 1% of Alfred’s true power.

[@elgenfranord1651]

Ye 100% would be world shattering

[@DrPhil-hz4up]

TheGamingArcher *end of everything

[@John-rj9kk]

Shaggys Master

[@wesleyjones4036]

we didnt see his stand, which was really punching

[@animq4ionboi.153]

Doppio.. my beautiful sweet doppio..

[@doctorsam5771]

Alfred is a former SAS. The most elite special force in the world. He's no joke.

[@thetrippedup9322]

I know his Gotham incarnation was, but I don't know about the Injustice one. I'm pretty sure the original Alfred was a former detective.

[@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar]

Add Psyker Alfred trained Batman.

[@aster1760]

@Add Psyker so......Alfred

[@aster1760]

@Add Psyker it was a joke mate.....

[@aster1760]

@Add Psyker same to you mate. and stay safe.

[@Tempus_Sicarius]

I'm honestly surprised that Alfred didn't kill Superman. It's been pretty clearly established in the past that Alfred doesn't share Batman's views on killing

[@CT-zi8em]

A year late to this but let’s be real. Only reason Alfred managed to mess him up that bad was because Superman was in a state of shock after what Batman told him. This was a few days after Lois died, he was still in the process of becoming a tyrant he’d eventually become. No way he’d be able to snap his neck and kill him there.

[@Acesspaded]

@@CT-zi8em well it’s kind of hard to tell. From what I gathered Alfred is much more skilled in combat vs Superman who mainly relied on his strength. I agree that the shock is what’s kept Superman down but if they both where to fight it would be hard to tell. Because yeah you got powers but then you have a skilled fighter who has the same strength and durability like super man.

[@christopherbacon1077]

Maybe he thought there was hope for him

[@SonicFan313]

@@Acesspaded well, would you rather kill a superhuman who is shocked but will defend his life on pure instincts if nothing else, or knock your opponent out and go rescue your son, who is in great pain at a time

[@randomduck8679]

@@CT-zi8em It was longer than a few days

[@MrOmegatronic]

There's one thing a lot of people tend to forget: Bruce Wayne is Gotham's Batman. Alfred is _Bruce Wayne's_ batman.

[@Someone-whos-stupid]

Alfred is so kind treating Bruce as his own son and protecting him

[@buddyguy2943]

How did u do that with the words?

[@Someone-whos-stupid]

@@buddyguy2943 do what with words even if your not talking to me

[@buddyguy2943]

@@Someone-whos-stupid he slanted the words, "Bruce Wayne's" in a fashion to emphasize his tone.

[@MrOmegatronic]

KZbin uses a variant of Markdown, @@buddyguy2943. To italicise, use _underscores_, like that. To bold, use *asterisks*, like this. And to strikethrough, use -dashes-, like so. It's not a very good implementation, though, so it breaks if there's any punctuation immediately after the second symbol, like those commas.

[@i5C0R3Pi0N]

Alfred: You picked the wrong manor, fool! Supes: Eyyy-yeeeyyey, it's me Alfred, Clark, chill chill!

[@gojifan_479]

Alfred: Kent is that you OHHHHHHHHHH

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

Gojifan_47 MY DOG COME HERE

[@waynedeacon2736]

@@Wade_Fucking_Wilson into my fist superman

[@wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687]

🤣

[@TheGrandsonOfSparda]

@@waynedeacon2736 LMFAO

[@fhaithful]

Ngl. Superman looked like a lost child that didn’t know what to do when he said “i-i didn’t mean to” Kinda sad

[@craigarkensaw]

Khexxi that was 100% intentional.

[@codysellers4151]

was probably put in to show he still had a small amount of his old self left in him

[@SubduedRadical]

@@codysellers4151 though it does make you wonder if, in that moment, Alfred/Bruce could have pulled him back. One thing about villains is that there's always that moment of "could they have been turned to the good side/prevented from falling?" You sometimes see this irl as well. The answer is never as clear as people like to make it out as being.

[@codysellers4151]

@@SubduedRadical definitely applies to Injustice Superman Clark was cruel and harsh because he was convinced that killing, strict order, and totalitarian style rule was the best way to stop crime. “Stop crime, before it happens” and whatnot. In the end he let his grief and fear corrupt him (though it’s not ALL his fault tbh. Diana...had a part in it as I’ll say) Injustice 2, some time after Clark killed the Joker; he was about to execute all of the Arkham inmates when Bruce and an unwilling Damian (who later betrayed him) intervened: Bruce-“first Joker, now this... when does it stop?” Clark-“when there’s no more crime! That’s the problem with fighting for truth and justice, the battle never ends!” Clark is actually a tragic character in this universe imo. Good intentions with a psyche and moral compass wrecked by a combination of the Joker, him not processing his grief and trauma in a healthy manner, and people like Diana encouraging him to walk that path. I feel like there was a chance of turning Clark back at this point. Not later on though, when he fully embraced his new ideology and mindset.

[@spider-man8186]

@@codysellers4151 I agree with everything you said and Diana corrupted him just for super D

[@mohammedbasith4689]

I know we meme about it, but this is such an emotional scene. That's Alfred essentially protecting his son...He was there for him after that night in the alley, when he became Batman, his life as Bruce Wayne and he's here for him now.

[@legobrick1356]

Yes. At that point Bruce truly is his son. Cue Yondu's last words, because they sure as hell work with Alfred to Bruce. I ended up reading a Young Justice based story where The Team and members of the Justice League were reacting to MCU movies (the author hasn't even gotten to Iron Man 2 yet), and they had it that Bruce ended up taking off shortly after Stain's villainous agenda was revealed (just straight up left to go back to the manor to be alone and even avoided Alfred). He was upset because he saw just how many parallels he had with Stark, so the thought of Stark's father-figure betraying him in such a way messed with his head, and it definitely seems like the reaction would've been accurate. Alfred has always been there for him since his parents death, so to watch the story of someone whose life parallels to his own (albeit different in the finer details, but similar enough that he could truly relate to Tony) ends up getting betrayed by their father-figure would certainly strike a chord within him, and give him something to break down over. Especially when it comes to the Young Justice incarnation of Batman, since (if you ask me) his broody nature and whatnot are significantly toned down (and I mean _significantly_ ) compared to the usual. This is all just a testament to the bond he shares with his father-figu -no...his dad. If you ask me, Alfred is the true man behind the bat.

[@vegetaintherain6354]

Yeah we didn’t forget

[@apuji7555]

@@legobrick1356 That sunds really cool

[@KantHandleThis]

@@apuji7555 legit, I didn't know I always wanted such a story to exist

[@apuji7555]

@@KantHandleThis I'm really hoping maybe an animated show or movie could come out of this.

[@Rudi_Gauss]

Alfred sees worth in every life. The moment he deems you not worth saving is the moment you should think really hard what you did.

[@tek512]

@John Jacob Indeed. Alfred doesn't fuck around. That doesn't mean he considered the thugs necessarily worthless, however. He simply chooses more permanent solutions to life's problems when the situation calls for it, and home defense certainly does.

[@savvivixen8490]

Alfred serving that line with Superman shook in the shadows got a big, fat "YEEEOWCH!!!" From me... Served it ice cold with hit of mint for garnish...

[@isaacyeon6334]

@@savvivixen8490 oof, nothing like ice water and mint to light up your mouth with a firecracker

[@marc16011999]

But alfred kills people so..

[@bmsvg7356]

“There’s nothing worth saving here.” Such a cold line

[@Acemancello]

Imagine being the most powerful being on the planet, and then having Superman bust down your door because you hurt his feelings

[@Grandflea02]

"He had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

[@arthurmorgan1007]

Harley: you aint so tough superman Superman: what gives you that idea Harley: because alfred knocked your fricken ass out!

[@josepruitt1811]

You damn right!

[@ThePaeppa]

Alfred: *Taps Harley on the shoulder* "Can we talk for a moment?"

[@Grey_Shard]

Supes: "Uhm." Harley: "Oh shit. He's right behind me, isn't he?"

[@deadshot6554]

The fact that superman survived makes him tough

[@romanplays1]

@@deadshot6554 i mean. those pills are meant to put one at the same physical level as superman/martian manhunter (as the two are usually equal in strength) not above superman.

[@mr.Herculesidrewthismyself217]

I can't stop laughing also Alfred broke him physically and mentally. He reveal a weakness bigger then kryptonite

[@araizashraf]

that was batman not alfred dumb

[@-TheMaskedMan-]

Araiz Ashraf wait what???

[@NeroWalker]

@@araizashraf you dumbass

[@matthew1420]

@@araizashraf dummy

[@Jack567898]

Do not be impolite, Masters, watch for your manners and treat others with respect. Think. What would Master Alfred do ?

[@thekrusad3r290]

Alfred has officially joined the super Saiyan club, he stands with lord shaggy, master Watterson, and gru

[@zenithofeverything]

And matt

[@EternallyDoomed]

He was always there, just not known due to the fact he always is suppressed

[@carson1969]

Dont forget about Dr.Phil.

[@ianbruce1745]

Forgot Shrek

[@elgenfranord1651]

Ed is stronger whit pebbel in boot

[@SrChr778]

One super-human to surpass them all. And that human is a butler for Wayne Manor. Moral of the story: don't get Alfred angry.

[@theslayerishereboi4255]

Chuck Baker no The moral of the story: Don’t hurt Batman or Alfred will one punch you

[@maximusquezada4189]

@@theslayerishereboi4255 so don’t get Alfred angry why correct it when your saying the same stuff ,’:I

[@SrChr778]

@@theslayerishereboi4255 - Yes, and isn't that what I already said? Saying the same thing in other words doesn't make it different...

[@hardly__soft]

I love how Alfred says Superman lives in fear and not even a second later he gets proven right when Superman shows up. He wants to know because he doesn't want to get his ass kicked when Batman recovers

[@cngotham4111]

Also shows that Alfred has zero fear. He straight up tells superman to fuck off lol.

[@Moh-Moh]

@@cngotham4111 Man's just really said gtfo I'm tired of your bullshit

[@senatorstevenarmstrong6703]

@@cngotham4111 Alfred just did a total power move on Superman

[@fabiocandelori9163]

@@cngotham4111 I wouldn't say he had zero fear. Just that, unlike that superman, Alfred had actual courage, so he did what he knew was right despite his fear.

[@empressofhearts7300]

@@fabiocandelori9163 I hate commenting shit like this, but... "This!"

[@papolisi1393]

Fun fact : alfred didn't want to kill superman even after what he did, proof of that is that he didn't bring his good ol' shotgun

[@stormberry99]

Bro definitely had some kryptonite buckshot tucked away for special occasions though

[@MosestheJohovace]

I'm surprised Alfred was able to walk away without his massive balls of steel stopping him from moving

[@CommunicationsOfficer535]

alfred's the true man of steel not superman

[@Someone-whos-stupid]

@@CommunicationsOfficer535 agree

[@jrreedve2825]

I love Alfred’s lack of concern at the end. Just chilling in his chair reading a book, treating a practical GOD like a disregarded annoyance….

[@janm3781]

2:37 When Alfred looks at you like this ... run! "There is nothing worth saving here." Savage.

[@anairconditionermother7537]

Don’t even try to run he can outrun you just accept your fate

[@BatCostumeGuy]

@@anairconditionermother7537 At that point it's just natural selection

[@mohamedridhasahloul9786]

He is just a little slower than CAMERAMAN

[@brainloading5543]

@@BatCostumeGuy I'm laughing on the ground rn grabbing my ribs so they don't try to escape

[@senounatsuru6453]

It's a little deeper than being savage. Alfred tries to see the worth in everything. Everyone. Saying that superman is not worth saving means a lot.

[@LupusGelos]

Batman: Kid Me Alfred: My older brother Superman: That level in a video game i couldn't beat

[@AndrewAce.]

LMFAO

[@Sarah_Scott_01]

Did that level also show up to your house later to threaten your brother?

[@AndrewAce.]

@@Sarah_Scott_01 After the sequel game came out yes...

[@Gronnthabomb]

Thats kinda funny, I didnt have brothers so Batman was me, and Alfred was just me a couple days/weeks later

[@joeygamer4]

@@AndrewAce. top tier response

[@huemanbean111]

One of the best moments in comic book history. Legend has it Alfred didn't even take the pill.

[@araizashraf]

actually he did

[@dagan8659]

Bs moment.

[@ultrainstinctbroly5608]

@@araizashraf Relax and take the joke .

[@ihateflags1]

Its only one of the best moments in comic book history if you're a complete dumbass. All of injustice is trash.

[@cannabossmom2192]

@@ihateflags1 yeah very trash...

[@sweetpeaches6916]

“There’s nothing worth saving here” that line must’ve been one of the hardest blows Superman has ever taken. Not too long before that, Batman already called him a thug 😂😂😂

[@Isiauwuehrifi]

“No matter what you tell yourself in the future, I want you to remember this moment- how you tortured for the greater good.” Goddamn that’s a perfect line

[@christian2i]

It's more than a line, is it.

[@ZombieGuy2401]

This shows that superman never really learned how to fight, he just relies on his strength. If someone with fighting experience (ie Alfred) were to gain his strength and fight him one on one, kal would be laid out like the chump he is

[@lukemcgregor6969]

That was an alternate universe superman, not the main dcu superman. Like Homelander.

[@Loner_Mike98]

Exactly.

[@burningfire3414]

Superman didn't need to learn to fight

[@hookedblades6471]

A version of him did become a proficient user of Kryptonian martial arts, in addition to being trained in boxing by... I wanna say Muhammad Ali? Regardless he's not supposed to be completely useless in fistfight minus powers bit he's typically portrayed that way.

[@HF7-AD]

@@burningfire3414 exactly the og comment's point, Alfred did know and when he got as strong as superman, it was like some rookie high schooler going up against a professional

[@Rosales3269]

I feel that Alfred would be prepared. Possibly with a kryptonite machine gun hidden in the ceiling.

[@ira-jay]

honestly it makes it even more badass that he probably didn't have anything prepared

[@wackypenguin94]

What's funny is, alfred has used guns, and isn't afraid to take a life to save one

[@bogustoast22none25]

@@wackypenguin94 “The Batman doesn’t kill. Sadly for you, I’m a Butler with a with a loaded revolver” -Alfred, to some thug breaking into Wayne Manor

[@surferproh2o]

Fucking plot twist of the century: Alfred never took the pill

[@knightmare3706]

Why would he? He used to be the Doom Slayer, ripping and tearing demons in hell and fighting gods on a Tuesday

[@Wojsd]

@@knightmare3706 he didn’t want to kill Clark so maybe he took the pill to nerf himself to above Clark level

[@eduardodias2073]

@@Wojsd thats i good point of view

[@evilCODrays]

Obviously, alfred had the raw power just to kick superman's shit in without the pill. Like man wasnt even intimidated by superman when he comes in unannounced basically begging for a rematch. Alfred simply left because he knew this fight wasnt going to challenge his true power. Ps for those that think I'm being serious, I'm not. We all know for a fact that superman would get his arse handed to him by alfred pill or no pill XD.

[@evilCODrays]

@Moshin Rafsanjani true, Alfred truly is the most underrated power houses of DC XD

[@DMES-wp2fj]

Batman and Alfred's coversation while walking out Batman: "the pill worked, now we can take him on Alfred" Alfred reaches his pocket: "here sir you'll be needing this" Batman: *"wait, what?!"*

[@KiyoGam1]

Alfred : What pill?

[@mossy642]

Dad strength + old man strength + super strength He is the only one of the pill takers to hit so hard they destroyed their own shoes.

[@jayjay86443]

Don't forget ex military. He actually could've killed Superman, but chose mercy.

[@PsYChOtlC_ShArK]

@@jayjay86443 hi was the best the military could offer SAS top rated in the world for some time now

[@SweaterSwagg]

He literally broke his foot off in his ass

[@chaddormammu646]

Alfred is Badass first he beat the shit out of Superman And then When he shows up at Wayne Manor Alfred Basically says GTFO Of my house.

[@TheHighborn]

btw, did superman kill him later? last picture is ambigous. I don't read comics

[@corbenwong5536]

Highborn Superman had a serial killer murder Alfred

[@robbyhenton8038]

@@corbenwong5536 victor zsasz did Who is a iconic villain in batman who is normally just a cameo character. Hes the guy who cuts scars into him self for each murder he commits. Hes covered in em.

[@chaddormammu646]

I think he does I haven’t read it yet. That’s still bad ass if he did though.

[@TheJoker-qo4fg]

corbenwong I only played the game but didn’t Robin kill Zsasz before becoming Nightwing?

[@bloodhaze101]

Alfred: i got your TEA RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!

[@jerseykid9528]

😂😂

[@marcsantana9753]

One lump or two?

[@yankeed.5250]

@@marcsantana9753 he gave'em all of it.

[@AndrewAce.]

@@marcsantana9753 brilliant

[@navastaramv7066]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wowgaming_lul716]

Alfred: “Vibe check”

[@alexbrogdon3594]

LMAO

[@bigj1905]

One thing I love about Alfred is how he always cares more for others than he does himself. When his friends or family is threatened, he usually gets emotional or scared. But when his own life is threatened, he usually stares it down straight in the face.

[@Dogofwar9]

“We have everything we need sir. There’s nothing worth saving here.” You know you must be worth nothing if alfred gives up on you.

[@tek512]

"Paralyzed victim saved from bully by courageous adoptive father."

[@bleachedshadow9981]

It really wakes you up to how cowardly Superman became when he made Zasz kill Alfred

[@GrandmasterDevo]

Like the Joker, Zsasz is a cold-blooded, unrepentant psychopath who would keep killing people no matter how many times Batman took him down. And yet Superman not only let him live but purposefully let him keep killing!? He's not only a coward but the absolute worst kind of hypocrite!!

[@primehunter844]

@@GrandmasterDevo naa he let him kill Alfred and then kill him to teach Bruce about why he should kill his enemies and to cover his tracks.

[@Fgqwetttyvu]

@@primehunter844 and because he was scared alfred will beat the shit out of him again :)

[@mylem6234]

@@Fgqwetttyvu The same thing wouldn’t since he wouldn’t be caught off guard

[@cngotham4111]

@@primehunter844 he probably just couldn't do it himself.

[@thedoodlingdunce1138]

4:10 I swear, Alfred is roasting people left, right and center!

[@amaliamartindiaz3650]

Also front and back xd

[@Fruit-Juice]

@@amaliamartindiaz3650 Also Up And Down xd

[@thepodcastwitcarlossahagun3783]

The fact that Alfred still had the decency to call clerk master and Clark still being mad at the fact he isn’t afraid of him truly sad how far a hero can fall 😢😔

[@kameronmyles2013]

Any being that completely beleives he can do no wrong was never a hero

[@sptflcrw8583]

@@kameronmyles2013 lol you fundamentally misunderstand the character.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

The amount of disrespect Alfred is giving Superman is insane. No fear and all that sass. I don’t think anyone has shown so much disrespect to Superman before while being so weak.

[@blizdmiththefrostydragon9009]

*Alfred has took away your privileges /set superman survival mode Alfred: I'm about to end this man whole career

[@risingdarkness]

more like /gamemode survival Superman

[@blizdmiththefrostydragon9009]

@@risingdarkness XD

[@Starlord-ij4yo]

/effect Alfred001 strength 99999 255

[@olorinmagus4479]

Objective: Survive

[@izeathenoellemain2733]

@@Starlord-ij4yo you messed up there my guy it’s actually /effect @s strength 1000000 255

[@transformersrevenge9]

Memes aside, I find it cool how Alfred commands the respect of even the most powerful man out there. And even after he has gone mental, he still seems to respect Alfred.

[@Ashraf690]

Everyone is gangsta until Alfred call them their full name without master(name).

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

The second part of the clip, Alfred had all the energy of “go ahead, attack me and prove all of us right.” 🤣

[@LightSoul-8]

Alfred: "Master Kent-" Superman: "You don't have to call me 'Master', Alfred." Alfred: "Good. Let's be sure to remember that." -Injustice, Year 1

[@tatersalad76]

Superman: You get back here *RIGHT NOW ALFRED!* Alfred: Nah, I don't really feeeeel like it

[@lowtech5380]

Alfred punked Supes just like Bruce always does. The bat doesn't fall far from the tree.

[@lkvideos7181]

"Bruce always does" - lmao since when, where ? Batman fanbois always make up the dumbest shit I ever hear. Why are you so desperate to have Batman humiliate Superman ? 😂😂😂😂

[@r.j.w7924]

@@lkvideos7181 Exactly! I swear Batman fanboys are just the absolute worst. Literally unbearable.

[@lowtech5380]

@@lkvideos7181 Batman owns Superman. You know it. Just embrace it.

[@lowtech5380]

@@araizashraf Duh. Supes is just an overrated boy scout.

[@lowtech5380]

@@r.j.w7924 Unbearable is people believing that because Supes is way overpowered that he can't be defeated by a strategist.

[@afiqfadhli]

I bet Alfred's heartbeat wasnt beating fast when Superman comes to visit

[@andrewh86sd]

*deep inhale - this motherfucker again*

[@Nobody-iv2ot]

That “Clark Kent” from Alfred has some real “parents using your full name” energy.

[@OriginalAkivara]

And him calling "Master Kent" at the end... "Master" is an honorific for young boys (that's why he calls Bruce "Master Bruce", it's his way of calling Bruce his little boy, basically an affection thing, but here, it's used as disrespect, basically telling Clark he's acting like a child).

[@AgentRndm007]

Just a bit of thought. Though Bruce is know for silently sneaking behind people Superman's Senses and Hearing being able to hear and count the individual flaps of a fly from a mile away make that impossible yet Alfred was still able to surprise Clark from behind without him noticing.

[@PsYChOtlC_ShArK]

Because it's Alfred, remember he's former SAS and superman is a power hungry "child" in this focused too much on batman

[@dominicjherr]

That makes sense and, under normal circumstances, be quite true. But, all these things depend on whoever the writer is. Powers will wax and wane, to fit the narrative of the storyteller. 🤷‍♂

[@Tenchi707]

It's not like Superman is in a perfect calm state of mind

[@Potato_n_Tomato]

Superman so scared of Alfred after getting beat up and roasted hard he had to send Zsasz to kill him.

[@vn9574]

But then the unkillable Alfred came back alive from the dead.

[@kenkaneki9176]

But it wasn't Superman's regime that sent Zsasz, he went after Alfred on his own.

[@goatking150]

@@kenkaneki9176 it was superman that sent zsasz the regime knew nothing about it

[@emmanuelojurongbe758]

@@goatking150 this is all Wonder woman and Joker's fault for why Superman's so messed up Joker's fault for planting a bomb in Lois is heart Wonder woman's fault for manipulating Superman

[@goatking150]

@@emmanuelojurongbe758 I'm never said anything about who's at fault for everything I was just correcting ken kaneki about how it was superman that sent him

[@Manoftomorrow]

Alfred walked away to punk him a second time. The power in not arguing when you know you are right.

[@thinmintthemonkey2435]

That headbutt. THAT HEADBUTT!

[@donaldjohnsonjr3450]

I have got to say I am very impressed with your uploads. I was born in the '60s and comic books were a great part of my life. They inspired me and most of all gave me the courage never to give up. I am grateful to you for bringing comic books back with the panel and reading them myself. Thank you

[@gabriellavedier9650]

That ending. The petulant implication of "I'm important! Don't you turn your back on me!" He provoked you to act outside of reason and clever consideration. He made you move. You lost, Kal-El. And with the mind of a villain you always will.

[@DaForgottenGentleman]

Who thinks Alfred is simply "ONE HELL OF A BUTLER"

[@odiwalker3973]

Há! I got that reference!

[@rooban989]

@@odiwalker3973 Is it a Flashpoint reference or something else?

[@odiwalker3973]

@@rooban989 It's a reference to an anime called Black Butler, it's on Netflix

[@rooban989]

@@odiwalker3973 Ohh

[@yuzuki2385]

Black Butler fans chill

[@whatif6660]

Alfred: would you like me to serve dinner sir? Batman: please Alfred. What is it? Alfred: an alligator that was tenderized thoroughly by me while it was still alive

[@jefthereaper]

Bruce: MY SPINE!!! Why is it always the freaking spine?!

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

As soon as he said Clark Kent I would be afraid, it's like when your parent says your full name, that's when you know you're in trouble

[@joshuahenry2288]

You could tell Alfred wasn't afraid. Like not putting on a brave face or anything like that he just genuinely was not scared of Superman.

[@TheSikerad]

2:43 Superman realized that by hurting Batman he spreaded pain in Bruce friends and familly

[@lifenane1624]

Plot twist, it was actually Alfred trained Bruce to become Batman.

[@mftripz8445]

Didn’t he actually learn how to fight from alfred?

[@Crttyt67]

@@mftripz8445 in some continuities

[@davidpap5369]

I don't know what hurt Clark more here, the pummelling or the burns. Alfred is a BAMF.

[@ChasehaWing]

His flesh was beaten but his mind was scorched!

[@booksandneko]

I think the worse burn was Alfred turning his back to him.

[@leonshitkennedy183]

“You just got folded like an omelette sir” -Alfred pennyworth

[@leggedtoothpaste8562]

4:07 "There's nothing worth saving in here" DAMN ALFRED IS BADASS!

[@iaminkermitable7344]

Alfred didnt took the pill He used 1% of his power Which is near to ultra shaggys power

[@ThatRedNumber]

But little did you know,he was the one who created Shaggy to keep balance from himself in case he was too dangerous,and it only took 0.0000000000000000000001% of his power

[@spideydudenof7085]

Don’t forget the powers of bully maguire if he was in injustice he would have beaten Superman by putting dirt in his eye

[@hookedblades6471]

Wrong. Didn't you know that Shaggy is just Alfred in his younger years?

[@senatorstevenarmstrong6703]

@@spideydudenof7085 *Bully’s main theme starts up*

[@kaymeachem1619]

Alfred is so cool superman is capable of killing alfred faster than he can blinkvand he's calm about it. He's the type of person to kick god out of wayne manor.

[@davidlewis5312]

at this point its hard to imagine Superman attacking an old unarmed man in his own home. He is not THAT far off reservation. He is getting there, but it is still hard to imagine.

[@NeoShot]

"Batman's dad defends him from Superman."

[@alduin4226]

Alfred: I used to kill demons for a living. Superman: Wh- what? Alfred: they called me… THE DOOMSAYER! Superman: ah sh-

[@azuquirtle]

are we just going to move past the fact that alfred kicked superman so hard that his shoe turned into little shreds?

[@Seraphinus112]

Alfred was a SAS in her royal army, now he has a pill that gives him superman level powers, god help anyone that pisses him off

[@0ttimo]

why did poor Alfred have to get dragged into this man he was literally wiping the blood off his hands what a saint ✊

[@mitchellrobby4773]

Alfreds more powerful then Superman lol

[@goodbro2046]

Alfred is the strongest entity in the multiverse

[@hackerman5207]

@@goodbro2046 Alfred told the presence to go home

[@dagan8659]

Shitty writing.

[@weisilber8957]

​@Black Bolt Yeah, I don't get why they don't understand it's a joke...

[@davidortiz3094]

@@JamecBond Alfred beating Superman is a fucking joke itself.

[@MrSpannners]

This was truly one of the best moments I've ever read in a comic.

[@juliansummers5983]

Superman: breaks batman's back Alfred: so you have chosen death

[@xgnik5334]

No matter which universe, Alfred remains the greatest hero and father above all.

[@pleaseputyourshoesondebbie7920]

The art is the only thing separating this story from a truly engrossing graphic novel. I wish they had gotten Lee to draw this. That would be amazing

[@uzumchiz1738]

Also writing

[@julianhagen5625]

As in stan lee? Of marvel comics?

[@uzumchiz1738]

@@julianhagen5625 Jim Lee

[@julianhagen5625]

Ohhhhhhh. That makes more sense. Also. Idk. I enjoy the writing. And while the art isnt perfect it is still pretty good.

[@calebjanus2000]

Yeah it reeks of fan fiction all around.

[@xenjin3684]

*SuperMan Hurts Alfred* Me: You messed with the wrong one..... *looks under bed for kryptonite stash*

[@athatcher9367]

So two what-ifs here: What if Alfred has just curb stomped super man’s head off and ended the war that way? What if they hadn’t left and had talked to super man, could they have talked him out of being so evil later on?

[@CHADCONTEXT]

"Still feeling the sting of the headbutt I gave you?" The sheer confidence and absolute balls, with not a single shred of fear. Alfred didn't hesitate to taunt Supes.

[@MDComicsthrilzz]

People always tend to forget just how skilled a fighter Alfred is

[@Madara-mw8jq]

Mfrekemfon Daniel yeah wasn’t he in the navy?

[@MDComicsthrilzz]

@@Madara-mw8jq not certain if it was the Navy but definitely a military man and was in an Elite Unit

[@henryfuentes3425]

British special forces. He's a serious guy. Knows what it's like to take a man's life . Thus why he wants to keep Bruce from doing it.

[@MDComicsthrilzz]

@@henryfuentes3425 true,but most Comics fans don't know this.They just think he's a butler with occasional parental instincts

[@robertmoore8571]

He totally out fenced the Joker once.