Summer is Burning Hot ! Boat Ramp Chit Show !

[@markcahoon5284]

They go out feeling like James Bond.They leave feeling like Gilligan.Good chit show

[@michaelmoore1779]

Spent 3 months in Miami back in summer of '06 remodeling the Loomas building on 20th St. Sure wish i'd have known about the fun to be had at the boat ramps. Only discovered your channel about a week ago, now i'm addicted! The night time Tug boat vid is my favorite so far. Thnx from Arizona!

[@SKC193]

Yeah, stick your arm right down there within snapping distance! I’m sure Fred appreciates that! 😂

[@mrray55]

New here and have no clue how I got here. Just glad I did. The first guy was just making his own traction compound.

[@putemintheboat6784]

Home sick the past few days. I've probably watched 15-20 of your videos. So funny.

[@dwightbernheimer331]

Right now Fred is lucky he's underwater. 'Nuff said!!!... Dwight, Good Seamaritan Rescue. Great stuff Alfred, thanks for posting.

[@TMeAdventures]

So glad you’re back Alfred! Best show on earth! We would be honored for you to peek in on our live chats on Monday’s at 6:30 cst! We are such fans!👍🏻🤗

[@robbhester6600]

Burnouts and the boat ramp! Love ya A

[@jimtiede5649]

Nice to have you back!

[@danielkeirsteadsr6939]

ALFRED If you're ever up here in the back woods of Kentucky just drop in. We can always add another quart of water to the opossum stew and kick the dog off the couch. luv u bro. LOL

[@mrs.dinahsaur7195]

You're so funny, " high, high on rubber!"

[@mrmellowcrafty9064]

Dude thanks for putting the commentary you made it feel so much reeler your there filming. Talking to people and stuff keep it up bro.

[@63melvyn]

Loving the fact your chatting and filming in zooming in at the same time Bro

[@brianturck274]

That Ford was just drying out the ramp for the next guy...

[@thercattrainer]

Alfred thanks for another great Chit Show Video. I always enjoy watching your videos, whether it is at the boat launch ramp, or whether you are featured ring a new boat at the Miami boat show. That burnout on the ramp was really awesome. As you can already tell, thatt one skipper needs to repair that Dog Clutch on his outboard motor before he destroys the dock, boat, outboard, and gets someone hurt. I can’t believe that he even ventured out on the water with that mechanical problem! He had better get that fixed or there won’t be any next time!

[@boostedlss6450]

My first thought was Cleetus was pulling a boat out, Florida baby.

[@gamadmike3197]

That intro was FIRE, Alfred ,Hope fred is ok dude . Great Chit show. Love from Georgia- Ga . Notmadatall

[@smokeafatj561_yt3]

💨💨🔥🔥

[@chuckmvs]

I love the smell of burning rubber at the ramp.🤣🤣

[@keithscudder7136]

More smoke than a 2-stroke ever makes ! :)

[@oceanreef9276]

Glad she put that fender out, way to save the day 😂

[@toastecmo]

Hey Alfred you are awesome and helping out Miami's tourist industry looks like some fun stuff to do down there. Keep it up and love the vids. Be well.

[@twobitchesandaboxtruck5974]

Holy Chit Show!! How did I miss this one? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@chrissignal8857]

I love how all these people are just chillin on the lawn to watch the chit show🤣😂

[@seaeagle8976]

Alfred loves the smell of panic in the morning…

[@ManBoo55]

Intro- burnout contest on the ChitShow! Love it

[@MrKnightstale]

The boat ramp must be the only public area that "sustained lost of traction" is 'LEGAL' lol (or, just not so frowned upon :D )

[@keithscudder7136]

Just think of all that extra rubber now on the cement !

[@ericb6508]

4:30 look at the jerks with the cover still snapped to their boat.

[@renedelapaans647]

The man is back !!!! Good to see you Alfred

[@micknoname6466]

Great to see you back, Alfred 😎🤙 So much amazingness in this one 🤣 So much heat, too 👌

[@mikeg.6767]

Glad to see you back

[@jdtractorman7445]

4:24, beautiful. Nice boat too. 10:49, nice cover up.

[@fatguyinalittleshop8196]

Man...WELCOME TO THE CHIT SHOW!!!! Better than Miami Boat Ramps for sure!

[@thomasforbestv5388]

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHIT SHOW IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ngml320]

Chit show the best

[@MrDAYing]

Marina fees are brutal until I watch videos like this 😂 then they not so bad anymore

[@1vantagev8]

Hi Alfred!! So glad you are up & running!

[@daveemm9873]

glad your back

[@Fishin-mission1]

When you say you can see it happening before it happens lol this happens to me alot. Good situational awareness! Keep up the hard work brother!

[@7777xm]

Boats and burnouts. Cleetus would have been proud!

[@myvalium1]

Get off my lawn!!! Glad the 2 stroke pulled it off in the end.

[@johngauntlett4915]

Welcome back to Black point!

[@jamesblackledge4009]

“What do you mean, service the lower unit?”

[@keithscudder7136]

An outboard engine comes in three units, the upper unit contains the engine, the middle unit contains the tranny and the lower unit is the section down by the prop.

[@ignacio9552]

Alfredito, I went to Cutler Bay the weekend when Tropical Storm Fred hit the Keys. I visited Family just around the corner from you and went to BlackPoint that Saturday. It was like a ghost town. We hung out and talked 'chit' with Miami-Dade Officer Eddie for awhile. Fred the Croc was not even there! Que Chit Show! I drove 250 miles and No Chit-Show! At least my tio and my sons were able to hang with Officer Eddie. Also, I gained 5 pounds ordering croquetas, "sanweche cubanos" y pastelitos de carne from Party Central. Welcome Back!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Nice to see you in my hood Ignacio

[@josephvalentjr7677]

Keep up the Chit Bro You make my Day Thanks

[@vetoe92]

I've seen so much go down at Black Point over the years. Great videos bro. Thank you for posting them up. Your psychic abilities are amazing. The true boat whisperer. If only you could save the poor souls. I know you've tried. LOL! Big up. F*ck all the haters and keep it live as always.

[@kevingreen3760]

I miss going to black point. Love the restaurant.

[@nodayatthebeach]

Oh the poor clutch dog in that Mercury.....

[@bertlbarm4374]

this i name a burnout, great intro

[@GrinDiesel1969]

In order of Commentary Quantity 1. X 1000 = Alfred Montaner!! 2. Wavy Boats 3. Boat Zone 🤣😂 Sick Videos Bro, Love the one with you guys getting those Mercurys running after they sank!! Sweet Vid!! 👍🏻🏁🏁

[@AlfredMontaner]

Thanks for the love Grin

[@Vibrotronic]

Lol He was having fun destroying his tires. Lol

[@mcgaugh57]

I left so many clouds of tire smoke behind me as a teen in the 70s.

[@lamarsingletary9856]

It ain’t cheap either!

[@keithscudder7136]

Did you have an open rear by chance ? (no posi)

[@stacysealemusicandgreenthu7078]

Great advice you spoke

[@evilbeaver267]

Wait for it ! Thx Alfred ❤️❤️ much luv bruh

[@carstoniu]

@AlfredMontaner where have you been? i though you gave up filming.. been weeks since your last post.. and you usually post daily missed you

[@tlukins]

I enjoy your ending with the flag-waving.

[@bsshow5498]

Love the commentary bro on point! They never seize to amaze us no matter where ya go there they are.

[@mp5kfisher241]

@ 4:06 i just found my pole of faith laying here in my bed!

[@RatherBeRestoring]

Glad you’re back!!

[@jamesgurney6576]

I love your Chit show, play by play Announcing. You would be a great sports announcer. Keep up the great work, plus I going to learn Spanish some how. Plus this marina give you a lot of material.

[@chrischapman276]

"Don't tell anyone I'm not 6-5 225".... It's all good bro. I'm a French model

[@68dart]

Awesome , Thanks Alfred

[@ronpeterson776]

Brings back good times at NAB

[@gregf7103]

His estimated tire life is measured by trips to the boat ramp, not miles.

[@ahenseda]

Is not panic Alfred! Is the poopee underwear that you are smelling!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@Scuba_Bro]

I feel like taking a few days off from work this fall and take a direct flight from Boston to Miami to sit on the side of black point marina and just watch the shit show 🤣

[@claydog6422]

Do it !!

[@carolanntram6165]

Some people actually do it. We’re lucky, we live here.

[@Scuba_Bro]

It might happen guys, jet blue has discounts from NYC and Boston direct to Miami… im legit looking!

[@keithscudder7136]

When you do go, go to the area of Chit Show Live !, It's the grassy area to the left of the ramps .

[@JT-wn7wb]

It's a comedy, I cannot believe the stuff that goes on. Alfred your comments just make it so much funnier, can't make this shit up!!

[@jameshogue1639]

That's a great smoke screen. " My wife makes me watch Greys Anatomy". Hey brother, great job!

[@bassfishinglakenorman5662]

Can you imagine the pieces in that lower unit?

[@keithscudder7136]

What is in a lower unit, gears ? Is it like the rear end of a car?

[@DanielGonzalez-fm3hw]

I am glad to see you back bro

[@stevenhancock6544]

Watch every night dude you are a bad ass thank you from Murphy nc

[@timswope8423]

You got a fan club on the bank.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Its a hard knock life

[@rodneyjaynes2485]

No mosquitoes after that intro!!

[@keithscudder7136]

That was just some Algae on fire ! :)

[@carlosrodriguez5900]

Lady’s and gentlemen Alfred is in the buiding.

[@ScarabChris]

Yeah the dude with the old Black Max Mercury has some issues. He has the throttle and shift cables all out of sync. Just putting it in reverse at idle also for some reason engages throttle. That engine is grinding more gears than Mc Donalds grinds meat. Plus that top must have cost more to build than the entire boat. Then the guy with the nice looking Baja with the teal Evinrudes. Another dude puts a ton of money into a boat they can't operate.

[@longtime239]

Low profile tires no-contact had to warm up the tires a touch & so goes with smoke show

[@poppinwithandy7742]

You get more funnier every day

[@davidhoffman1278]

Dragstrip starting line burnouts at the docks, as recorded by Alfred.

[@keithscudder7136]

Nah, he was just heating up the Algae on the ramps! :)

[@buddavanon2609]

love your shows and the way you try to end with a shot of the flag

[@ionracer24]

Two old mercs' today was a good day

[@noellaboy7980]

Hey Alfred. This is Noelito. Great job as always!

[@josephperry6822]

Damned hackers! Feel for you bro, I've been pissed since they first showed up! Nice intro, nothing like starting my day with a nice burn out!!

[@mikeramsey9747]

I'm blown away by how long it takes people to get off the dock, either leaving or pulling their boats out.

[@keithscudder7136]

This Park should have a Time limit for each boat and truck and trailer per ramp, maybe 5 minutes ?

[@lauriemorache6329]

Lol, your videos are on how not to park your boat. I love it , genius , it's actually pretty cool watching.

[@keithscudder7136]

Laurie, you park your car, you Dock a boat !

[@bigbopper9627]

Welcome back King 😎

[@kylegreene1583]

Glad to have you back.

[@shanescholtz1608]

Awesome videos man! Hey when you speak Spanish would you mind saying it also in English so us gringos no what’s going on

[@timriley2092]

Alfred New York Gringo here just have to say these Latin ladies really have it going on very beautiful !!!!!!!

[@keithscudder7136]

Shane, on your TV screen or computer Monitor you should be able to turn on "CC" It should help you !

[@shanescholtz1608]

@@keithscudder7136 Good idea thanks man!

[@bfarm44]

I’m just cracking up there’s people bring chairs and coolers to watch this

[@scottfreeman3748]

So funny Alfred waaaiit for it

[@mojkanal212]

yo yo alfred, all the best for ya

[@paigeattheboatramp]

All that rubber smoke! 🤣

[@keithscudder7136]

Nah, The Algae was on fire !

[@motogordo1903]

That merc was begging for a bullet to the block.

[@DamonMoritz]

That poor poor Mercury two stroke

[@had_enough_of_woke]

Hi Alfred. Been watching your channel for a few weeks now. I just subscribed. Great job! Keep it up!

[@billymcgillie]

@Alfred Montaner--- Just spraying smoke for mosquitoes !!!!!

[@bjamin0075]

And action! What a great opening🤯🔥👍🏻

[@FunkyMarcel]

if ya got 'em smoke 'em

[@FFSkippy]

WELCOME BACK Alfred.

[@craignelson3243]

What is up with all these people that take all day at the dock before they actually head out on the water or take forever to pull their boat out of the water? They spend half their day at the boat ramp.

[@keithscudder7136]

It's not the docks, it's where the parking is for the trucks and trailers, that's what takes up time, plus the fact I see many of these outboards only have one Captain.

[@bobsharp6489]

OK the T-Top on that Proline is wealth more than the whole boat

[@keithscudder7136]

Pardon me for not knowing, but is the Proline a in-expensive boat?

[@fishydubsfishing6516]

Who needs to go to the drag strip

[@allensandven0]

Intro , oh the humanity oh no all the humanity is on fire ! Only at Chit Show the humanity is real