The Guv looks at what hell sounds like in different parts of the world. ------------ Follow the Al on Twitter at / almurray Become a fan on Facebook at / thepublandlord
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@kilroy25174 жыл бұрын
Old joke. Heaven is: an English butler a French cook a German mechanic an Italian lover Hell is: an English cook a French butler a German lover an Italian mechanic
@Ivanfpcs4 жыл бұрын
Italian mechanic? Have you ever heard of Ferrari?
@kilroy25174 жыл бұрын
@@Ivanfpcs Spoiler alert... it's a joke, and an old one at that.
@roadhouse69994 жыл бұрын
I'm half German and half Italian. Must make me a pretty chaotic lover.
@MC_Mega-Jessup4 жыл бұрын
@@Ivanfpcs If you really want to deconstruct it - Gordon Ramsay is your chef, female French butler, and have you SEEN the stuff that comes out of Germany? This may not be hell, but you're probably going to it living in this house of debauchery.
@charelpeffer524 жыл бұрын
@@MC_Mega-Jessup Gordon ramsay is scottish, not english
@lancerd49344 жыл бұрын
Australians just describe Hell as a bonza place to escape the summer heat
@xen0g3n4 жыл бұрын
...and I'll wager Hell's fires are no match for ours at the moment either 😢
@LJY084 жыл бұрын
Even the devil's thinking "keep that shit away from me!"
@LJW554 жыл бұрын
Too fuck'n right mate...
@thatfatguyinmcdonaldseatin63894 жыл бұрын
I live in Saudi Arabia in the summer we have 67C
@LJY084 жыл бұрын
@@thatfatguyinmcdonaldseatin6389 That's messed up mate 😳
@-TKMAX-4 жыл бұрын
I think the German joke went right over peoples heads
@joshm97824 жыл бұрын
But ve vere just following orders
@stephen93814 жыл бұрын
Ostrum well it’s not the first time a joke involving Germans went over someone’s head
@kriest34704 жыл бұрын
Lol "instructions"
@CZ350tuner4 жыл бұрын
Jokes also go completely over German's heads too. Many years ago I had a German girlfriend and one day she came home from work and asked me to explain a joke she'd heard at work in the morning. She'd spent all day pondering this joke as she didn't understand why everyone else thought it was funny. I asked her to repeat the joke to me. "Blonde women call hair dye artificial intelligence", she said. She then followed up with, "But zee hair dye ist poison. If zhey drink it zhey will become ill??!!". I told her that blonde women dye their hair brunette so that people don't realise that they're dumb blondes. She finally understood the joke then. (She was a brunette).
@markdavidson10494 жыл бұрын
@@CZ350tuner Are there blonde jokes in Germany? It's definitely a part of US and British jokes.
@alfietowell99194 жыл бұрын
In all fairness anything sounds scary in a Scottish accent
@fenhen4 жыл бұрын
Oh, aye, English bastards!
@daveboy12474 жыл бұрын
Because the Scots are hard bastards.
@JW-YT4 жыл бұрын
@Allington Marakan I'm from Glasgow had to laugh at this as I can picture it in my head.
@lewis22554 жыл бұрын
FOR SCOTLAND YE BASTARDS
@stephen93814 жыл бұрын
Dave Seekers ha not me
@fruitenantcolonel92074 жыл бұрын
The American accent sounds like it's trying to sell me flex tape
@Carno_Yujia4 жыл бұрын
@@1BlueFunk we'll never know
@chefboyardee22234 жыл бұрын
@@1BlueFunk don't know why he wouldn't it even works underwater!
@grog1594 жыл бұрын
That's a LOTTA DAMAGE!
@shaunpmarshall4 жыл бұрын
What is flex tape ?
@philliphone6154 жыл бұрын
RED fuck off
@meatballg86554 жыл бұрын
Contrary to the Scottish, if you describe hell in a Welsh accent it sounds like an advertisement for a really bizarre spa experience
@michelveilleux12754 жыл бұрын
As part Irish, I can determine that this is true.
@drgjenkins43613 жыл бұрын
Oh theres lovely boyo hell is it lovely, hymns and arias, have a good sing song init, don't forget to have a whip around for the devils, etc. etc.
@MartynTaylor503 жыл бұрын
Hell to a Welshman is England.
@andrewhutchinson42283 жыл бұрын
@@MartynTaylor50 what you too?
@NobleSlicks3 жыл бұрын
@@MartynTaylor50 Oddly true
@isexuallyidentifyasukraini54074 жыл бұрын
I was trying to picture him describing hell in an Indian accent, but it just sound like Deepak Chopra trying to sell me some expired essential oils.
@robchissy4 жыл бұрын
in an indian accent it sounds like a scammer trying to sell a fake holiday
@bigboyrambo20093 жыл бұрын
Living in India is hell
@RandomKun Жыл бұрын
@@bigboyrambo2009 May I ask why?
@rocketrockstar81714 жыл бұрын
Hell is a place where the beer kegs have holes in them, and the women don’t!!!
@rewrose28384 жыл бұрын
Or everyone has too many holes but they're all too big and loose and dry~
@Simon-xi7lb4 жыл бұрын
@@rewrose2838 you sound like you're getting off to this, lol
@rogerivy29193 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-xi7lb lol so true !! i felt that this is the worst comment one can make but then again like u said i could be wrong
@BigMan-kp6ug3 жыл бұрын
@@rewrose2838 ah, lad, keep it to your hentai doujinshis
@glennleader88803 жыл бұрын
At least your woman won't nag you when you get home pissed.
@JonathanLalrempuia4 жыл бұрын
As thick as his Britt accent is, I’m surprised how well he impersonation of those accents were
@MrYashka124 жыл бұрын
His London Brit accent is also an impersonation....
@reb01184 жыл бұрын
@@Ardass486 preferably purple.
@BigMan-kp6ug3 жыл бұрын
I think he puts the thick accent on
@andrewhutchinson42283 жыл бұрын
Listen to his actual voice, he's a well spoken man with a clever mind.
@jonomoth25812 жыл бұрын
@@andrewhutchinson4228 went to Oxford
@Sewblon4 жыл бұрын
3:30 The American accent sounds like he is trying to sell me cleaning supplies.
@JorikD3 жыл бұрын
Dutch accent.... First time I hear a foreigner do a perfect accent of my people. Respect!
@SirFooplesTheThird Жыл бұрын
It genuinely hurts to listen to
@iim4xii129 Жыл бұрын
Cool story bro
@musicaleuphoria869910 ай бұрын
Sounds like Bas Rutten's night out.
@TomFynn8 ай бұрын
You can probably find this on offer in Amsterdam red light district.
@JohnGardnerAlhadis5 ай бұрын
@@SirFooplesTheThird So does their language. 🤷♂️😂
@Skipper.174 жыл бұрын
Any horror story told by the Scots sounds even more terrifying. Then again, even if it’s not a horror story it sounds terrifying.
@No1sonuk4 жыл бұрын
You should check out Fraser's story of the the old empty barn in Dad's Army... facebook.com/DadsArmyFanPage/videos/832515173517190/
@michelveilleux12754 жыл бұрын
@@No1sonuk Jesus man.
@idcgaming5183 жыл бұрын
Have you seen peter capaldi? Everything he says is intense.
@stanleybuchan4610 Жыл бұрын
An English place of hell, Murrayfield.
@donlanjames4 жыл бұрын
Love how he uses the derogatory Jock and all the Scots are like yeah me I'm a jock.
@harrymorris23614 жыл бұрын
Because Jock isn’t derogatory, Jock means ascot in the same way “Yank” means american, or Coward means Danish
@howardchambers96794 жыл бұрын
My favourite Scottish league player was Jock Strapp. Good at supporting the front
@lesjames51914 жыл бұрын
To most Scots being called a jock is a badge of honour.
@jamesdonlan3 жыл бұрын
@Yelaa Bob everything about being Scottish is pure awesomeness pal.
@cherryblossom30462 жыл бұрын
@@howardchambers9679 even when there's NOTHING there to support?😂
@Yommbo4 жыл бұрын
An Australian describing hell just sounds like a normal day
@jguinto1013 жыл бұрын
Depending on season, summer is a killer
@Kardia_of_Rhodes Жыл бұрын
Scottish Hell just sounds like the average day of a Pict after ambushing a Roman baggage train
@nicopillay40594 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about this piece is that he labels the French as "filthy, sensuous, and lascivious people" but his description of Hell in the Dutch accent came across much more true what the French were supposed to be. For €40! Bless you, Guv.
@Infected_Apple4 жыл бұрын
I found it rather unconvincing until it was about making money, fair enough.
@rburghout74 жыл бұрын
I’m Dutch, yeah €40 will do, tax not yet included of course! 🇳🇱😂😂😂
@jerseydevs20004 жыл бұрын
The not too dissimilar Northern Irish/Ulster accent would probably be #2 scariest when describing something to be afraid of.
@arsehole84 жыл бұрын
What part of Jersey are you from?
@jerseydevs20004 жыл бұрын
@@arsehole8 North Jersey - Paterson. Been in California for a while though.
@iycephoenixx42494 жыл бұрын
"A Thousand FOOking generation!" Lmaoo, priceless
@getoutim073 жыл бұрын
They'll pool oot your kidneys
@folkengames3 жыл бұрын
In a perfect world this man would be paid a HANDSOME salary for being the greatest Social Studies & History teacher on the planet.
@CanadairCL443 жыл бұрын
When I need cheering up, I watch this. The Guv is just brilliant! It's November 2020 and it still works.
@silentwitness2474 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have learnt Al’s version of History at school. My life would have turned out so much better.
@interactzmapping1134 жыл бұрын
Aussies: f--k me should we move to hell? It's so much colder!
@Aaradorn4 жыл бұрын
Damn his Dutch accent is pretty good.
@Ludwig16254 жыл бұрын
Eh it was okay, half of it was done well
@IntiArtDesigns3 жыл бұрын
Heesh Dutsh akshent ish pretty gewd *
@BigMan-kp6ug3 жыл бұрын
@Jan van Speyk its cos we confuse yous for the Germans
@RobotronSage3 жыл бұрын
@@Ludwig1625 Actually i've lived in ''the nederlands'' for almost 20 years now and that's exactly how Dutch people tend to speak English.
@RobotronSage3 жыл бұрын
@Jan van Speyk Literally nobody apart from Dutch people get what you are saying dude.
@kezkriune3 жыл бұрын
I’ve watch only three of his videos and I can already say with confidence: This is the most British man who has and will ever exist.
@ArthurDentsTowel4 жыл бұрын
*Poole oot yer kidneys !*
@Matthew-ut6ed3 жыл бұрын
ONE. BY. ONE
@getoutim073 жыл бұрын
A thoosand fuckng generations
@SRunni_4 жыл бұрын
I think the French version of hell is like a real estate pitch😂😂😂
@MattOriginalP4 жыл бұрын
I haven't howled at standup like this in forever. This man is now my favorite
@josephwalker86844 жыл бұрын
I think I now have a kink for hell
@petervick47754 жыл бұрын
Long live Al Murray! Bollocks to "PC" comedy! THIS is REAL comedy.
@diazinth4 жыл бұрын
Unlike most of the internet/non-PC crowd, he's intelligent enough to make non-PC jokes tasteful enough to enjoy.
@19Prometheus894 жыл бұрын
@@diazinth Thats exactly it, i think. Coming from him, they sound like a joke. From other non-PC comedians they can sometimes sound like a jab at PC disguised as a joke.
@dillydraws Жыл бұрын
@@19Prometheus89 As someone who loves non pc humour. You need to ACTUALLY tell a joke. Just saying something edgy or making fun of woke sure works as shock humour. But you still need a joke.
@19Prometheus89 Жыл бұрын
@@dillydraws I don't even remember what this was about, so won't comment much. But due to Al Murray being a caricature some of his jokes are funny where they normally wouldn't be because of their absurd nature (especially when you consider the comedian playing Al is left wing) Plus, humour is subjective. It would seem i found this funny at the time. Three years have passed, I might not find this funny at all anymore. On your points, we agree.
@richardpaddington42164 жыл бұрын
I never tire of this tale. Brilliant Al Murray.
@steveholmes52074 жыл бұрын
That's hell of a idea lol
@2KOOLURATOOLGaming4 жыл бұрын
Stop
@BeanMachine3604 жыл бұрын
That's a*
@steveholmes52074 жыл бұрын
@@BeanMachine360 don't pick me up on punctuation or grammar you plum because if you want to comment make a decent one idiot
@shaggerchuck20604 жыл бұрын
@@steveholmes5207 make a decent one, idiot. **
@lolaharwood47024 жыл бұрын
An* idea
@azmanabdula4 жыл бұрын
As an aussie I say Hells a free BBQ Who doesnt like that huh?
@UnasGamingChannel4 жыл бұрын
Im a Texan. Free BBQ is fuckin awesome
@universate53324 жыл бұрын
Yeh but its people meat
@UnasGamingChannel4 жыл бұрын
@Semih Sahin fuck yeah! If only it happened 😂
@Scarletraven873 жыл бұрын
Someone with gastritis
@darkin14847 ай бұрын
You could sing a lullaby in Scottish Accent and it would sound like death threats of eternal damnation
@garrymackenzie3094 жыл бұрын
The ‘Gail’ blowing... 😂😂😂 Such genuine comedy.👍👍👍
@sonicsucks203 жыл бұрын
I dont get it.
@franceleeparis374 жыл бұрын
The Scot finishing with ...’ and canna have 50 p for a cuppa tea guv’...😂😂😂😂😂
@atakdragonfly16753 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I've JUST discovered this guy.. godamn hilarious.
@garrymackenzie3094 жыл бұрын
Love that Al can take the piss out of the Scotts yet still get their respect.👍👍👍
@weetak3 жыл бұрын
i am Malaysian and i cannot help laughing so hard
@freakyflow4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the uploads We need a good poke During these times Cheers from Canada AKA 1812 firestarters
@Real_Swanny4 жыл бұрын
In my play-through we just call it Oblivion.
@tonylove61993 жыл бұрын
.A very funny,smart,intelligent,educational comedian is Al Murray🙏..never seen a bad show ever...He is The Master,He Is The Pub Landlord Al Murray..🙏...Always loving your work Al👌😂🙏😂
@AbsoluteAbsurd4 жыл бұрын
My mam would be livid at this LOL She'd probably call him a demon who makes evil jokes. XD
@KingOfGamesss4 жыл бұрын
"Hell" is a headache eternal
@Xanatos7123 жыл бұрын
Removing kidneys & eyeballs... then you can't drink beer or watch the football, truly a Scottish nightmare!
@mikesstrippeddowncovers.23844 жыл бұрын
Just couldn't get any better. Accents nailed!
@paulbillingham6769 Жыл бұрын
Comic Genius. Can't get enough.
@anthemoftheheart94974 жыл бұрын
Legend! One of the best I've seen
@taxes_pls44934 жыл бұрын
As a Scot, I approve 😂
@petersheville93394 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 This guy is brilliant! Glad I stumbled over this
@harryzero15663 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch these, my reaction is " he's such a naughty boy" and then I go on to watch another of his international exposés of other 'cultures'
@KiatHuang3 жыл бұрын
That was a bloody good laugh. Thank goodness for Al.
@panostriantaphillou7664 жыл бұрын
And an amazing new method for endoscopy!
@CancerGaming564 жыл бұрын
I didn't know what this video meant before going into this, but I am glad I clicked.
@davept1573 жыл бұрын
Lmfao.not laughed so hard in a long time.love al
@robchissy4 жыл бұрын
in the Scottish accent, it sounds like a normal night out in glasgow
@getoutim073 жыл бұрын
A thoosand fucking generations
@ChrisMisMYhandle3 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite bits ever
@getoutim073 жыл бұрын
Anyone else died of laughter at the Scottish one
@ap17653 жыл бұрын
3:30 Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times
@simonbarry19713 жыл бұрын
Very funny....needed a laugh and this hit the spot.
@Crapz6924 жыл бұрын
Bloody right mate!
@goromajima8396 Жыл бұрын
British hell is listening to the Birmingham accent for an hour straight
@sulimanmalik70944 жыл бұрын
Absolute Legend !
@lucasharvey89902 жыл бұрын
I love this guy.
@barnbersonol11 ай бұрын
If anyone pushes in at the bar and you say "er excuse me" they dont care ... but try "Oi! Pal! Queue up!" in a Scottish accent and they shit 'emselves!
@22skiddoo4 жыл бұрын
The last line was the funniest! :))
@timbuktu80694 жыл бұрын
"We were totally lied to by the album covers" - Bill and Ted
@bodieofci54184 жыл бұрын
Being locked in a cabin with my ex is my idea of Hell.
@tergre544 жыл бұрын
You can always just have sex to take your mind off her.
@shaunpmarshall4 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't worry ...she's with me at the moment
@jamesmyers69144 жыл бұрын
@@nvstewart 🤣👍😎
@DragonHunter244 жыл бұрын
Weird way to call your left hand that
@ekrano87463 жыл бұрын
He always likes to say "now, the point is" 😂😂
@alexreilly61212 жыл бұрын
Now, the point is
@TheNotoriousKRP4 жыл бұрын
Are these shows current or are they recordings from a previous life-time? er, I mean, from 10 years ago? (not that it's any issue)
@poruatokin4 жыл бұрын
From an older DVD, not sure when.
@beebeejones3883 ай бұрын
The Scot reminds me of an Appalachian brimstone and fire preacher 😂😂😂
@dannywlm634 жыл бұрын
al murray a comic genius .. just worried my kids think pub landlord is me lool
@CookedLight2 жыл бұрын
Genius
@user-yz7eb5ir5f4 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@choojunwyng80284 жыл бұрын
'Hey love what's your name' 'Lee' 'Beautiful British name'
@michjesto2038 Жыл бұрын
Most underated comedian ever..
@csjrogerson2377 Жыл бұрын
Heaven and Hell as defined in Europe: European Heaven is: All the policemen are British; all the chefs are French; all the Engineers are German; all the administrators are Swiss and all the lovers are Italian. European Hell is: All the chefs are English; all the Engineers are French; all the lovers are Swiss; all the police are German and all the Administrators are Italian.
@chikodoheny39123 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@oneagleswings17074 жыл бұрын
the scottish version of hell just sounds like every international restaurant known to America
@vincentrees49702 жыл бұрын
2:04 and this is how we beat the Blitz and why the SAS is so bloody awesome.
@jhonm63473 жыл бұрын
this man will have a stroke on stage going like this hahaha
@josh75084 жыл бұрын
Woah that’s one hell of a comedian
@TheSurviver724 жыл бұрын
Funny as Hell. 😂 No pun intended...maybe.
@TheSurviver724 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Zondag Me too. 🔥👹🔥
@davidelliott5843 Жыл бұрын
The Yes Minister description of Europe fits the bill perfectly.
@nickshields10113 жыл бұрын
Scottish name. Plays in a Glaswegian band. Genius. Saw him in Edinburgh. Nails us, every, single, time!
@TheRomanBond0074 жыл бұрын
This makes me realize Scottish televangelists would be the most fucking terrifying thing on the planet.
@jrd332 жыл бұрын
... while you are on LSD.
@tiprunner4 жыл бұрын
Man hes good!
@timno26393 жыл бұрын
Al describing hell in 2020 is like comparing a kids roalercoaster vs a big boys roalercoaster
@prodigalespace72994 жыл бұрын
FUCKING QUALITY, COMEDY GOLD!!!!
@margaretcooper7972 жыл бұрын
I am a Scot and this is so true brilliant!
@cherryblossom30463 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely brilliant😂👏
@davidsexton66044 жыл бұрын
You the greatest mate !
@philippepalmer29683 жыл бұрын
A french desciption of hell would have three versions,either as a film noir directed by François Truffaut or sung by Serge Gainsbourg or a fashion show designed by Jean Paul Gaultier
@petyrkowalski98874 жыл бұрын
Gotta luv the guv
@a95031284 жыл бұрын
Cuppa tea had me crying with laughter
@miks84 жыл бұрын
In Russian it would sound like they are intimidating you and then offering you a choice to get out of the whole thing for a friendly contribution.
@ResillyusXD Жыл бұрын
Counterpoint: Hell described in Gaelic.
@vanhetgoor3 жыл бұрын
A famous man once said: "Hell that is the other people!"
@stevesmith79974 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@timomarkson2 жыл бұрын
Going to hell better than I understand going to heaven, going to heaven you have to watch is to have a music on a loop