r/Niceguys | they ain’t nice

[@personwholovesailorm]

I have never been more grateful for my father, whose best piece of advice to me as a kid was this, "if he gets upset by the word 'no', run."

[@omgtatercat]

That's really good advice. If he won't respect "no", he won't respect you.

[@Matt-pb7ds]

But that generation really romanticized on persistence. How many grandparents are all nostalgic about when boys would keep showing up at their window at the middle of night playing guitar or keep being told no and then happily being married for 60 years?

[@AIHumanEquality]

What if he's literally royalty though?

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@Matt-pb7ds No one actually did that. That's all movie fantasy.

[@pizzamaster.]

im drinking soup :)

[@Ratswithnointentions]

Veronica was stabbing herself with Chad because death is a better fate than having to listen to that guy's bullshit.

[@EmyN]

😂

[@dummyemail8430]

I thought it was a Heathers reference lol

[@Purpleblueveins]

facts

[@veronicar2816]

And I'd do it again.

[@Purpleblueveins]

@@veronicar2816 you are so real for this

[@bachtruongson9408]

If a "nice guy" and a "nice girl" end up together, it'll probably create a black hole

[@eurasian23]

He was a nice guy, she was a nice girl, can I be any more obvious?

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

No, it's actually a horrible relationship looking from the outside and even worse on the inside. Some "nice" people learn from it and become better people. Most move on to the next toxic relationship and wonder why it goes so bad.

[@ChloeCommentss]

"You take cursed energy, which is negative by nature. Then multiply it by itself to create positive cursed energy, reversing it's effects! I grasped it on the verge of death, you incel!" - Satoru Gojo probably

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

@@ChloeCommentss I feel like "cursed" is the operative word in that statement.

[@nathangrey6236]

You mean pick me?

[@norbertodominguez1033]

"I earned you" "i get what i deserve" sounds like a rape threat...

[@ladyalicent705]

It almost certainly is, especially “I take what’s mine”

[@Im_here_lol]

They don’t see women as humans and it shows

[@Chonts]

Is it not?

[@Anar_tarot]

@@Chonts never said it was, they said it SOUNDED like one, and besides, even if it ain't a rape threat, that is still a massive red flag.

[@Chonts]

@Anar_tarot yeah ik I got that, now I kinda feel dumb cause ig no one could tell I was joking

[@trishapellis]

15:38 Dude if you don't know that your crush is lesbian, or in a relationship, you absolutely haven't talked to her enough to be *proposing*

[@eurasian23]

Omg I think my dude just got to proposing without even talking or dating

[@3moTeenagerRegret-3]

Exactly, like what.. 😦

[@Cc81727]

@@eurasian23nah he probably just doesn’t speak English well

[@sidkups]

​@@eurasian23 at least here in India, people use "proposing" in place of "asking out"

[@M_Alexander]

These guys are like "I'm a Nice Guy, I don't even want to beat you as long as you do what I want!"

[@realdragon]

Damn if standards are that low I might be a nice guy myself

[@realdragon]

@@itzMaryamshorts What gf? I don't want to be in any relationship, I want to be as far from humans as possible. Can you imagine living with other human your entire life?

[@Wolfy-rl1gm]

​@@realdragoni genuinely want to go to live in the woods off the grid I love the idea of just being there tknow?

[@heavenlyflight22]

@@Wolfy-rl1gm Ted Kaczynski core

[@Wolfy-rl1gm]

@@heavenlyflight22 real

[@Benwut]

Yeah, I got wingwomaned by my crush when I asked her out and found out she was a lesbian, and she introduced me to my now-fiancee that was a girl in her basketball team.

[@44foxyy]

That’s nice, I hope it goes well for you guys

[@thegaminggman5597]

based wingwoman holy

[@niarlatotepbasset]

Never heard about such relationship before 😒.

[@chickenanon]

As a lesbian i am always wingwomaning lmao. At the very least I'm teaching my guy friends how to talk to women like people, if not straight up pairing people off 😅

[@supermario7268]

You had a wingwoman and that gave you a fiance????? You lucky man you won the lotery🤑🤑🤑🤑

[@Gogoseit]

as a pretty introverted guy who doesnt know how to talk to women, I enjoy watching r/niceguys to learn what NOT to do (not like I would ever do this, but decent human respect and expecting s*x even if they dont want it, cannot co-exist. basic human respect would also entail respecting their decisions) Edit: to all those trying to give me advice on how to talk to women, I struggle with relationships mainly due to my own self esteem issues and trust issues stemming from previous abusive relationships.

[@Moho_braccatus_]

I feel like this sub is a crash course of what NOT to do. It makes me feel less bad about simply struggling to speak, as opposed to being an aggressive, pushy loser.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Talk to women like you'd talk to anyone else. We didn't fight for equality to be treated like we're a different species.

[@citronyman]

Treat them like people, and not like a slab of meat you just purchased to eat later. Accept that most of them will never be with you, and that it's OK, because you only really need one, and that one can be anyone you click with, and who clicks with you as well.

[@andreasmaurstad7227]

dw man i gotcha women communicate by morse code, so make sure to blink morse code with your eyes while looking at them

[@Gogoseit]

@@andreasmaurstad7227 "why are you blinking so much?"

[@iceandalmondhasfun]

Most of nice guys is just Boy meets girl Girl sets boundaries Boy gets mad Boy goes on a twitter rampage Girl blocks guy Rinse and repeat Edit the reason I say boy instead of man because r/niceguys documents boys not guys Guys understand boundaries

[@chukyuniqul]

Yeah, despite thinking like a nice guy for a good while, I always left boundaries alone (when I was told them...i was daft sometimes. Maybe. I wouldn't know) because I thought "this is either a rejection or she's playing hard to get, both of which disqualify her as gf material".

[@mar420.74]

yeah some guy said he was going to kill me because i just said he was being a little rude and i didn't want to talk anymore, try me little bitch i bring a knife to school but that was just the last time, then he got expelled the week of don't know why.. but that happens to me all the time, maybe have a nice personality if you want to talk to me. that's probably why ive only had one relationship, i so want it back. i can't find a single guy that was so amazing, he was the best. guys should take notes.

[@chukyuniqul]

@@mar420.74 it's not abnormal since you're still a kid. Sometimes you make choices with unexpected ramifications. The bf bit, not the getting threatened with a new ventilation hole bit. My advice, welcome or unwelcome though it may be, is to move on from said boyfriend, since I'm assuming it was a breakup and not something else. As-is, if you're stuck in the relationship you'll drive away the actually good guys.

[@bahmoudd]

it's the exact opposite for r/nicegirls lmfao.

[@stevemyopinion423]

true but i read some of these story and i feel bad for the guy becoue the girl does not set boundaries, she get mad at him for doing normal stuff like calling and asking about her life. and then just stop being freinds with them, and this is from the girl point of view.

[@bibinch5537]

13:29 Not nice guys forgetting that Hal is LITERALLY THE STEREOTYPICAL NICE GUY. That was the WHOLE POINT OF HIS CHARACTER!

[@crazyratlady3115]

They didn't realise we were laughing AT them, not WITH them.

[@sjmhadsock4586]

Yep

[@mrmisterman2874]

And that’s precisely why the nice guys look up to him. The only kind they respect is their own.

[@Chuck_EL]

​​@@crazyratlady3115 They view Ted Mosby the same way

[@aabracadabra_alakazam]

REAL

[@mytomanen_bre]

"Just because you weren't as graphic as you COULD have, does NOT mean you are being nice." FACTS 💯‼️

[@spidertheo3613]

"Let's give him a medal, the 'Not as much of a jerk as he could've been' award!" - Katara

[@trishapellis]

2:04 This one saw 'shy' and read 'submissive with no self-esteem'

[@수헌밖]

Fr

[@dcfan7838]

A quote that always sticks with me that I think very much applies here is this, "You're not in love with me, I'm not involved. In love *with* me? You're in love *at* me. And those are two very different things […] Oh, and even if you are in love, what am I supposed to do about it? Your feelings place no obligation on me. You do know that's not how it works right? You don't build up points doing favours for me until you win a prize."

[@bentarbbronze6048]

Is that from Don Quixote? I know that book has a scene where a woman makes a similar speech.

[@dcfan7838]

@@bentarbbronze6048 The original version of that quote is probably from Don Quixote, but I didn't get it from that. I got it from the Doctor Who Big Finish audio story "Somebody I once knew" from the Diary of River Song Series 4 boxset. River Song was saying it to Dante of the Discordia. Given Doctor Who's history of taking inspiration from classic literature it wouldn't surprise me if they took/reworded the quote from Don Quixote. Regardless of the origin though it's an amazing quote that I think of often especially when watching videos like this about 'nice guys'

[@Sarika38]

I was unfortunately married to a “nice guy “ for 23 years. Until I finally was able to accept myself for who I am. That’s why he’s an EX. No Woman “enjoys “ being controlled or treated like a stupid maid. “Opening doors “doesn’t mean that you’re nice…unless you’re 5. My ex was always whining about how “needy” I supposedly was. Oh no…sorry for wanting to be treated like a person.😜

[@thegaminggman5597]

23 years? gawd dam that must of not been fun

[@Sarika38]

@@thegaminggman5597 it was absolute HELL! Much better now!😁

[@thegaminggman5597]

@@Sarika38 thats good :P

[@Mygloriouskingcarti08]

What is they do

[@Sarika38]

@@Mygloriouskingcarti08 He always blamed me for everything that he didn’t want to take responsibility for. Demanded my paycheck to spend frivolously,and had this idea in his idiotic head that I was his sexual plaything. Always talked down to me and sh** talked about me to whoever he was around. He was a horrible partner,never saw me as an equal. Please avoid anyone like this,you always deserve to be treated respectfully!

[@GeanAmiraku]

As an ace and horrible at lying, and living in a rather anti-lgbtq+ country I usually struggle to respond to guys who are trying to flirt and "be nice" with me in a futile hope for a relationship. I was once stuck on a hike with a horrible chatter-box of a flirt, and he had absolutely zero boundaries (I knew what stds he had half way through the hike, as an examples). Finally I got fed up and didn't want to "lead him on" just by being silent (it was a difficult hike anyway, couldn't talk much), literally just told him that I'm not interested in any relationships of sexual kind and he was "oh wait, do you mean you're an ace?". I was a bit surprised as I had to explain to my friends what "asexual" means and I'm not sure they still understand. Meanwhile this guy was just "okay, nvm, got it, moving on". So this is how I accidentally came out to a stranger while not even my family knows, only those few friends whom I told that if I could have a family it'd be with another ace girl and adoption (impossible here anyway). He was and still is the most obnoxious person I know but he was in fact *nice* and never attempted to flirt with me again, so here's a happy end for you, random reader on the internet! :D I'm sure he's going to get a gorgeous girl for himself one day with his undying confidence and optimism.

[@axonice]

sorry for acting stupid, but, what does asexual means?

[@GeanAmiraku]

​@@axonice It means not being sexually attracted to anyone. I am attracted romantically to girls to a little degree but I don't want to have an intimate relationship with anyone, the thought actually disturbs me a bit. However, I'm just one example; there can be asexuals that enjoy the feeling that intercourse brings -- the important part is not being physically attracted to people. There can also be aromantic asexuals (aroace) that don't experience romantic love as well as physical attraction. Until I knew what "asexual" means I simply thought people were exaggerating the amount of "feelings" they felt when they said they were "horny" or "thirsty". I didn't know people would actually have some kind of physical reaction when just looking at another person. That's... about it, I think?

[@axonice]

@@GeanAmiraku oh, sound "fun"

[@GeanAmiraku]

@@axonice I mean... it is as it is? I just wish that my relatives ceased demanding a kid from me or that my colleagues would stop feeling sorry that I don't have a man in my life. We were once complaining about salaries and my colleague straight up told me that I just need to find a man and make a baby because it gave her motivation to take up additional work and earn more (???) Sorry for a rant :')

[@axonice]

@@GeanAmiraku it's pretty philosophical I think. from my viewpoint it's obviously bad, because love makes me feel good, but, since you've never experienced it... you don't know the feeling, and you never knew it, so you've not been deprived of it... it's strange, you know?

[@rasmusazu]

I cant help but think that, if a guy notices girls/women covering up while wearing a skirt whenever hes around (Despite a skirt being able to cover everything) probably means this dude is trying to look up their skirts..

[@Ragehunger]

But it would take too much brainpower to reflect on their own actions on the situation and likely crack their glass-frail ego in the process. They find it more convenient to make some mental gymnastics and find a way to turn it into being the women's fault that they have no self-control and justify their own responses.

[@mar35962]

ew... gross

[@chukyuniqul]

The one time I noticed this it was an old woman. I kinda zoned out and apparently it was in the direction of her cleavage. I only noticed when she moved to cover it. Welp, if she felt desired then good for her I guess?

[@ameliarekosh2836]

​@@chukyuniqul Bro I used to accidentally do something similar during lunch in elementary school. My mind would wander and I'd snap back to reality to realize I'd been staring at someone 😅

[@mar420.74]

​@@chukyuniqul ive had this happen to me alot it sketches me out and then i just get everyone to remember what the guy looked like and we leave somewhere else, she probably just took it as you making her uncomfortable because yeah, but ovi it was an accident because you just implied it was, i also stare into space for a while but too many awkward exchanges happened that kinda made me remember looking at the ground while spacing out, it feels so embarrassingg

[@thatguyintherain3168]

The censor giveth and the censor taketh away, RIP swearing Robin.

[@fluffybunnyz285]

Maybe the editor can censor using the sounds from the episode SpongeBob swears

[@fairliuzz]

@@fluffybunnyz285🐬🐬🐬 yes

[@rather_be_a_cat]

Unnecessarily swearing every other word is lame, but on this sub Reddit I can understand his anger so it's not so unnecessary.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

@@rather_be_a_cat I don't even like swears, just enjoy unrestrained robin

[@Achilleid]

The moment a guy references any scale system I would be OUTTIE. Those ppl aren't looking for an emotional/supportive relationships, they are looking for a transactional situationship.

[@Quitobito]

Hey, I'm Buzz Lightyear, looking for a spaceship.

[@adon732alex]

What if somebody broke out the "Pizza Toppings" rating system, where dating is based on whether or not you're a heathen who puts pineapple on pizza?

[@spookyjones6577]

Hate the rating system. I hate it with every fiber of my being. For some reason men can’t understand that women don’t want their entire worth summed up in a number.

[@smoqueed44]

Who cares what you would've done.

[@veiserexab1428]

I mean they did the same to their dudes, movies, games, parents, cars, places, and friends It's like a good or bad thing not just a scale

[@Jonas_H]

08:14 the "?What? What are you - Oh my god you've got more?!" killed me. He was hoping so bad it would end but then the realization hit

[@eurasian23]

The list LITERALLY says to be rude to your crush

[@_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_]

"her tattoos just say sl*t" my tattoo "R.I.P Milky Mushroom" (my ded cat)

[@thedingo6577]

FOUND THE SLUTTTT!!!! /s

[@norielgames4765]

All cats go to cat heaven 💜

[@mar420.74]

Awh i love your tattoo it's so sweet and thoughtful idk what to say but 💗

[@Shiverwar]

Apparently that makes you a slut, according to that r/niceguy logic. Just as a note, I don't believe that ideology one bit. I hope your cat is resting peacefully in wherever cats go when they're good little critters.

[@cubechan1938]

Was he milky and/or a mushroom

[@marshmellowserra]

I once had a "nice guy" try to talk me into a relationship with him. I tried to explain that not only did I not even know him, but I had no desire to have children of my own. Adoption always seemed a better fit for me. So, of course, he came to the conclusion that I must secretly be a lesbian. Like, no lesbian ever wanted to have her own child? No straight woman would ever decide against having children? I tried to follow the mental gymnastics, but I sprained my brain.

[@weedman20]

The last sentence... That's a great line. 👌

[@KaihighOG]

Petition to keep the menacing thumbnail Edit: We’ll get ‘em next time boys

[@leruetheday377]

100% I love it so much

[@marcelodias5625]

If they change the tumb: the thumbnail was robin standing in a menacing pose They changed it :(

[@CodedSpritesYT]

I sign the petitoon

[@TabbyCatq]

Petition fr ‼️‼️

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Yes

[@DieHardAnimeOtaku15]

Why does Chad Thunderc0ck sound like the worst D&D bard name?

[@AlaskaCoolKid1]

I think you mean the best

[@Zyskr..]

why u lying that's def the best

[@alvisyahrin2276]

I thought you said D&D weapon name

[@thepalerider9635]

No no hear me out “I Chad Thunderc0ck roll to seduce the dragon” dose sound pretty epic and oh the shenanigans if you roll a 1

[@thepalerider9635]

@@alvisyahrin2276 oh that’s even better “I see a huge group of enemies so i pull out my weapon Chad Thunderc0ck!”

[@Endy_245]

13:26 “There’s no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England”

[@jamesmcconnell4705]

That last one makes me sad 😢

[@citronyman]

Oh, he's a villain alright. Just not a super one!

[@aqwkingchampion13]

@@citronyman “What’s the difference?”

[@makaylaparris417]

@@aqwkingchampion13 PRESENTATION 🎉

[@damianjblack]

Yes there is, Camilla just isn't a Queen regnant.

[@tagere.]

I had something similar: the guy and I met through a gaming app, we started talking about gaming and anime’s, and not even a week passed and he wanted us to date, which at that time I wasn’t looking for anyone and he still obliged me to do it. He kept saying things like “I want us to be together by the end of the month.” And when I stopped talking to him he changed his bio and put “nice guys do finish last” 💀💀💀

[@meep.472]

ah yes, "the ultimatum", that's how you get girls 😂😂😂

[@veiserexab1428]

I guess he's now posting some sigma male edit lol

[@iiCounted-op5jx]

😂😂😂😂

[@jayhollows5729]

​@@veiserexab1428 probably posts those Walter white, Tommy Shelby, dude from American psycho edits

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

Breh I can't why are so many guys so impatient and desperate 😂

[@AIHumanEquality]

A lesbian doesn't "prefer women over men". We just like women. Full stop.

[@1jotun136]

Old gay, and we REALLY had to fight the word "preference". It implies that I just prefer men over women. "That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works " 🌈😊.

[@ArtypNk]

Think about it tho, he would hold the door for you, like, every day.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@ArtypNk So like almost everyone already does in my country lol.

[@skinskinner]

sames for gay men

[@TitaniaBird]

Even for those of us who are bi/pan and sapphic, it's less "we prefer women" and more "I like other women, and I feel more comfortable with women than I do with men who act like anyone in this video not named Robin."

[@sourhour3403]

JOI refers to someone giving someone else instructions on how and in what way to do the five-finger shuffle. It's an acronym.

[@JinxedPixie88]

NGL, 'five-finger shuffle' is a new one for me.

[@Lee.M.D]

The what shuffle?-

[@jordanhunter3375]

Waxing the flagpole Uncorking the wine Auditioning your hand pocket

[@AIHumanEquality]

Ngl saying that kind of stuff makes you sound like the boomer in the hello fellow kids meme.

[@shinymainespoon]

It's what South Park does in San Diego, but with a tutorial attached.

[@thelemonphoenix]

Honestly, the fact that these guys think blowing up a woman’s phone and doting on her 24/7 isn’t weird are perpetuating a huge problem. I once dated a guy who did exactly that, and he turned out to be extremely manipulative and narcissistic and is still attempting to slander me despite being broken up for over a year and me finding someone new and better. Show someone you care, but when you start obsessing over them and idolizing them, then it gets creepy and it can very quickly make someone feel uncomfortable. Gets even weirder when you realize that level of obsession can quickly turn into stalking, which can turn into r@p€/muřď€r even faster. Stop idealizing obsession and rebranding it as “caring” or “loving.”

[@Ayyylien51]

I've just gained new insight and will be blocking someone within the next few minutes.

[@MationsDam]

So then whats that difference between caring and "caring"?

[@335.isthetic]

Me: >Wakes up early >Sees new Emkay video >Uses it to fall back asleep Happiness

[@Rapid_the_SHITNO_fan]

Actually

[@AIHumanEquality]

You use nice guy comments to fall asleep?

[@Rapid_the_SHITNO_fan]

@@AIHumanEquality nah just any thing from them 💀🤫🧏‍♀️

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@Rapid_the_SHITNO_fan This is literally a nice guys video though.

[@Rapid_the_SHITNO_fan]

@@AIHumanEquality okay?

[@bigpoggers6507]

15:08 That "dumbass" was personal, you put your heart in delivering that "dumbass" with the most hidden anger I have ever heard

[@eurasian23]

The most unique "dumbass" quotation that had the most heartfelt anger in the making of.

[@DaDewd2112]

Being "nice" isn't enough. It's about the motivation behind it. If you do it because it just feels right, thats legitimate kindness.

[@lucaseeankylosaurus6254]

6:33 My mother has a tattoo dedicated to my late grandfather and another one for my late aunt. I'd like for this pitiful man to see this, but his lack of empathy clouds his mind.

[@sallak6483]

Yeah im soon getting a tattoo in memoriam of two babies i lost. What a sloooot, amiright?

[@lucaseeankylosaurus6254]

@sallak6483 I'm really sorry for your losses. You're really strong for braving through this. Frick that guy, tattoos are great.

[@UnreliableArsonist]

@@sallak6483 Sorry for your losses, keep going strong queen ❤

[@jostv.2726]

it is so funny to see how all those "nice guys" claiming to be a nice guy are everything but nice. Lovely... They are basically telling everybody how great they think they are. Shows that no one of them really thougt about reflecting themselves.

[@citronyman]

Pretty much sums up how I was not so long ago.

[@axonice]

they're either sociopaths (probably not) or narrcisists

[@countess1unarz]

@@citronymanit's nice to see you've realized how bad it was lol. good job :)

[@juniuws]

pretty much narcissists

[@ProfessorSpacecakes]

This subreddit makes me so glad I'm ace. I cannot imagine having to deal with bs like this

[@Windmelodie]

Unfortunately, neither sexual orientation or even relationship/marital status stops these guys. In that case, you'll get the "you just never had the right man (aka a guy like me honhonhon)" crap or "I'm way better than your bf/husband, you just gotta give a nice guy like me a chance!". Just hope you don't catch their attention or, if you do, have a strong block-button-mashing-thumb.

[@chukyuniqul]

​@@Windmelodiei'd compare them to rats, but rats are actually neat.

[@julianaragan7955]

They won't respect our sexuality, we're just better at avoiding accidentally ending up with them.

[@reithehunter]

If it happens to lesbians, it 100% happens to asexuals It might be even worse with asexuals bc people refuse to understand and acknowledge us.

[@heppelhopv2]

@@chukyuniqul underrated gamers

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

They're as nice as having 8 bots within 2 minutes

[@boxmanplayzyt]

7 likes in 3 minutes? you did NOT fall off

[@AIHumanEquality]

They're as nice as having bot accounts like your comments for attention.

[@SarahAbramova]

They're as nice as having your subscriptions randomly disappearing.

[@KaihighOG]

It's pretty easy to tell who has their bell on, nice to see you again funny inkling man

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

​@@KaihighOG likewise, Mr battery head

[@degenverse]

I love how they just throw in humble like they didn't just talk about how great they are

[@SarahAbramova]

Remember, nice is different from good.

[@PalisadePeryton]

Into the Woods?

[@AIHumanEquality]

Even evils can be nice.

[@andreasmaurstad7227]

@@AIHumanEquality Many evil people in history were precieved as nice in order to gain power, when in reality they were rotten to the core. This doesnt just go for famous people im sure, people still do this today

[@techno_otaku]

@@andreasmaurstad7227 Humanity really is complex when it comes to showing what they mean, no matter how much time passes

[@supermario7268]

Lol how they're like the same

[@UltraCenterHQ]

23:00 people like this would complain that women jump to conclusions but then they themselves create a whole fanfic and complain about that fanfic

[@countess1unarz]

their mindset is if they do lil favors and hold the door all of a sudden i'll love them

[@elaexplorer]

It's the whole starview valley mentality.

[@emilybarclay8831]

It’s because these men genuinely get most of their female interactions from dating sims and harem anime’s where it DOES work like that. But they fail to realise that fiction is fiction

[@jostv.2726]

11:58 The "once I leave i´m not coming back" is the equivalent to "PleAsE dOn´T leaVE mEe!!!!" It is such a shame, that there are still people promoting this way of treating others XD Wonder if they talk to their mother in the same way XD

[@TitaniaBird]

And in both cases, the appropriate answer is a sarcastic "oh no, how awful, how I will ever go on without you."

[@pietrosollevanti1553]

Plus ironically they're always the ones that keep spamming messages and coming back

[@Darth_Memus]

“You creepy, slimy, little gut busting baby” is such a good insult 😂 I’m gonna steal that and start using it

[@ChloeCommentss]

help, I read this as he said it, like exactly

[@Chiznit21]

15:09

[@Kruhee]

"Opened the door for you! I own you!" Riiiight...

[@eurasian23]

"own" is such a terrible word to use against people like people should not go to a woman and say "I own you because I did the simplest fucking physicalization human kindess and then asked for nudes 2 minutes later"

[@lilharm]

15:40 he’s in a love tale all right (he’s the antagonist of the story that tries to get in the way of the two protagonists)

[@eurasian23]

the villain arc of a pervert

[@Somespideronline]

​@@eurasian23 basically Hal from Megamind

[@AIHumanEquality]

I'm very curious who raised these people to think opening doors or holding them for people is some grand feat. Here in Canada we're taught to do that for everyone by like age 5. Seriously what the f?

[@Chocobo0Scribe]

I got taught to hold the door open for anyone who’s right behind me. It’s just…polite.

[@ps4111]

However, it IS an act of kindness tho right? as long as your not expecting anything back?

[@veiserexab1428]

Let me guess, they're raised by single mothers and aunts, never really talked to any women in their whole life or worse

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@ps4111 Yeah that's how kindness works. If you're expecting a reward it's not kindness.

[@ps4111]

@@AIHumanEquality fair that makes sense. Thx

[@thatunknownfella]

16:51 that’s literally one of the ideologies in Disco Elysium, down to the carousel analogy, I cannot believe such a reference to be a coincidence

[@furrybastard27]

Omg I just decided to take a break from playing and this is one of the first comments I see. That’s such a fun coincidence :>

[@eurasian23]

the nice guys are the mf perverts who want nude pics 2 mins later after holding the door for them. "Oh yeah I harassed a girl because she said no" its just fucked up and wretched.

[@jimmymondedo3324]

3:33 all I can think of is that one song that goes “VERONICA open the door please”

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

I don’t remember the name but I do know it’s from Heathers

[@chickennuggets6847]

It's called 'Meant To Be Yours'

[@eurasian23]

​@@chickennuggets6847bro its ironic that the nice guys say "meant to be" and ask them to open a door (give a chance) to them

[@UnreliableArsonist]

Jason Dean and Hal Stewart are truly the most “Nice Guy” Nice Guys of all time

[@TitaniaBird]

About a month or two ago, there was a guy on BlueSky who went to someone I follow who regularly posts photos of herself (in various states of undress) and started complimenting her DNA. She pointed out that such was creepy and that she wanted him to go away, and he persisted. Several of us who follow and support her also jumped in to rightfully suggest that he was on some weird eugenics shit and really needed to stop, and still he insisted that he was "just complimenting her". This little story is your reminder that even if a femme individual is showing herself or themself off in a sexual light, you have no right to be a creepy to them/her. You can appreciate her/their photos, sure, and make more typical compliments of their/her appearance, but the instant you start feeling entitled to their/her attention, and *especially* if you start spouting eugenics-coded shit, everyone, especially the affected individual, has the right to tell you to shut up and fuck off. And *you* no longer have the right to complain about it when they do.

[@Moho_braccatus_]

Oh god, the eugenics shit is so gross. For so many reasons.

[@AIHumanEquality]

I'm not defending his comment it's absolutely disgusting but if you're posting those kinds of pics of yourself, you're gonna attract creeps. I don't know if it's naivety or entitlement but you can't seriously expect to post what is basically bait and then be offended that it caught creeps attention. You're on the internet. The internet, much like the world, is not always a guaranteed safe space. Creeps and criminals and weirdos exist and you should still not be luring them in with raunchy shit and then be surprised they showed up.

[@jayhollows5729]

What do you expect from people who believe skull shape indicates IQ . Anyone who is deep into that nonsense is inherently creepy

[@wolfclaw254]

"you're welcome for my honesty" was my post... weird to people using it in their vides but it was so much worse when it actually happened. thanks for sharing my post EmKay

[@wubberson4450]

13:03 If I had to guess, “caspering” is when you act really friendly with someone then just ghost them.

[@MilolXd]

so that's why it's called ''casper''

[@thegamingjelly1719]

Pretty sure 'Caspered' means left on something like "Maybe we can try again in a while, but for now I need some space" and being left like that. Hence, 'friendly ghost'

[@megablue6290]

3:40 I THOUGHT JOKER WAS GRIDDYING I'M SO STUPID 😂

[@Theofania_]

MAN😂😂😂

[@eurasian23]

You're not the only one.

[@MilolXd]

Ok joe, right foot green

[@strangechimera9538]

Thank you for this comment, made me feel better

[@Shiverwar]

Oh my god, he's hitting the griddy. *max0r reference intensifies*

[@Hailed_the_casual]

something i learned from this, dont have expectations except your boundries, thats how you be a nice man, and not a "nice man™️"

[@majoras_swag2]

🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

[@melxnn]

its easy to pretend to be a nice guy, its hard to just be a good person.

[@jgrAnimations23]

Preach

[@cubechan1938]

And it's even easier to tear off that mask

[@fr0nk571]

Gotta love how they say "I'm a nice guy" and then proceed to insult the other person. Truly a nice thing to do, yes.

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

Imagine if r/MeanGuys if that exists is the opposite.

[@Nae_ex]

I imagine mean guys are the stereotype of the class bully's friend. Even if they are bullies on the outside, they're nice people on the inside.

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

@@Nae_ex Actually I see your point. It's very valid.

[@SeanMendicino-n3d]

That makes no sense

[@gummyneighborino7217]

May I instead suggest r/Rudeboys

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

@@gummyneighborino7217 your cool

[@UltraCenterHQ]

14:41 It's like the youtube short "edits" I see "WAAHHH ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME" and it's literally just a clip from a movie or a show

[@toyotawitha20mm35]

I actually support this because it means there's more of a chance bisexual men will chose us men over women, and that means more men for me :3

[@gummyneighborino7217]

​@@toyotawitha20mm35 cheers, I'll drink to that bro.

[@kobraking600]

11:15 “I don’t get a say in this?!?!?” Buddy what the actual hell are you thinking, that if someone wants to break up you can just force them not to?

[@eurasian23]

"yes, free will never existed" is the general tought of these pervs.

[@DarthKieduss]

Going through my facebook posts, the worst niceguy thing I ever did was in 2012, I asked a conservative girl to go on a date. When she said no, i told her "I hope Romney loses" and blocked her.

[@The_Top_Hat_2]

ya know thats pretty funny

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Robin's the Cool Guy here

[@Comeng_]

Another trainspotter?

[@KaihighOG]

Funny train man

[@heatseekergaming8215]

I like your funny words, train man

[@AIHumanEquality]

Eh. He's alright.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Choo Choo :)

[@MatchaTheVibeking]

"Chad The Dagger" is unironically a rad af nickname

[@TomoeGaKirai2]

As a person who's very into good people (romantically and friendship talking too), these people are SO FUCKING REPELENT DAMN IT specially with the transactionalization of that trait and chivalry for objectifying purposes....

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

Fun fact: anyone who describes themselves as "I am a nice guy/girl" usually aren't. If that comes up when meeting someone I treat it as a yellow flag.

[@Somespideronline]

Not a red flag??

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

@Somespideronline I like to give the benefit of the doubt. Most of the time, the first flag is yellow. 90% of the time, it's followed by a red flag.

[@yahhav345]

4:46 dear lady in the picture: this looks like the least safe way to cut ANYTHING. Please stop and go find a desk or something, you're giving us mere mortals anxiety over here

[@Chibi1ni2ri3na1ynot]

You heard it here first folks, my flower tattoo dedicated to my mental health recovery, tattoo commemorating my parents anniversary, and the tattoo in my mothers handwriting are all secret innuendos for my inherently slutty true self. I'm caught.

[@mztweety1374]

Guys like this are why my daughter and her friends carry weapons… And have crazy family members

[@Dude-xb3xh]

0:57 this is so important to show sexism towards men is still sexism

[@wubblebubbleball5433]

Yeah they literally have their own word for it. It’s called misandry

[@Dude-xb3xh]

@@wubblebubbleball5433 yeah i forgot what the word was thanks for telling me

[@Sol_Badguy_GG]

Neither of those exist. It's just people being little bitches.

[@thelunchlady8276]

5:06 I didn't see any kitties in that picture. Maybe it was behind that guy? This is just what EmKay does: gets me all excited to see a cute, furry animal and doesn't even have it! Not even a hamster. Thanks a lot!

[@Ooooooooooooopo]

First time I'm recommended a video that wasn't 5 years ago 💀

[@T.alba_the_Swift]

21:23 ah yes. Allow me to shed tears of sympathy to the “nIcE gUyS” who were just mistreated by those cruel, cruel “fEmAleS.” The very same guys who, in the same breath, will deem women who dare accumulate an ounce of baggage as “uSeD gOoDs.” (/s if it isn’t obvious enough) Honestly yes go to therapy. That’s it.

[@Moho_braccatus_]

What happens to people to make them think this way to begin with? I haven't the foggiest idea. I do worry that people who act like that might not have the self-awareness to go to therapy, which is kind of scary tbh.

[@T.alba_the_Swift]

@@Moho_braccatus_ I don’t know and unless they develop the self-awareness to go to therapy, I don’t care to know. Even if they do, I don’t think a lot of them realize that going to therapy doesn’t just mean “going to therapy.” Showing up is only part of it and I doubt a majority of the men (or really people in general) have the resolve or the patience to actually participate and apply what is taught. Remember, these are “nIcE gUyS” we are dealing with and plenty of posts from them and also incels have shown that they believe therapy is a waste of time. I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but some of the things that they say about why that is just makes it feel like they have nobody to blame but themselves.

[@manersbams9215]

@talba9264 You’re confused, therapy is for people who actually need it to move past a traumatic event not to change a persons whole personality that’s stupid, people grow through mistakes and the people around them. I honestly agree with some of the guys, specifically the guy who’s frustrated at the girl who’s apparently dating abusive people but leaving them on the sideline. Had experience with that, not a good feeling honestly and it’s much better to block and move on before those dark feelings start making you into a worse person. Regardless men are allowed to be frustrated with women and are under no obligation to feel any sympathy for their past relationships, especially when they have to watch the train wreck happen. Much better to just remove yourself from that shit show and laugh at the results, it is very cathartic. Not like they ever listen. I’ll never understand why women feel sympathy for these people when their just as bad most of the time.

[@T.alba_the_Swift]

@@manersbams9215 respectfully speaking, you are right that therapy doesn’t change a person’s personality. I never said as such. Therapy can help with trauma, but it’s also used to help people identify and process any troubling emotions and behaviors. Plenty of people experience those things but that doesn’t mean they’re traumatized. Not every bad thing that happens in life results in trauma. People do grow through mistakes if they choose to do so. Some people just refuse to do so. I’m not dismissing what you said, only pointing out that mistakes don’t automatically result with character development. Anyone can grow and change, but there are those who don’t want to for whatever reason. That’s their choice and their hang up to deal with, and it’s certainly no reason to take it out on other people. I do admit that there are times these men are legitimately being toyed with by the women and that’s not okay. If the guy on the sidelines isn’t getting what he wants, why doesn’t he just walk away? We’re really only in control of ourselves and our actions. If he’s sticking around hoping to be with that woman who is constantly not choosing him, that misery is on him. I get that it’s upsetting to not be chosen, but if the results are the same every time and not to your liking, then just walk away. And pardon me if I’m not reading your words correctly, but are you implying that it’s cathartic to watch other people suffer because you feel they rejected or wronged you? If that is truly what you meant, those are not good people and really not much better than those that are “apparently” abusive.

[@manersbams9215]

@@T.alba_the_Swift Basically what I was trying to say in a nut shell, thing is that people truly need therapy won’t get it until they fucked their life up so bad that it can’t be helped anymore, they ether have a groupies telling them how great they are and busting their self esteem so much they ignore what got them their or on the opposite spectrum for those that don’t have a lot of people they view it as a problem or are to stubborn to admit they have a problem. Then by the time they do get therapy it’s too late to fix anything and you’re life is in shambles, it’s the fucking worst cause they think therapy is a magic button for fixing all your probs. Then there are people who recommend therapy to every single guy that has a bit of a temper or shares a personal trauma that they handled in life but felt they need to shared to a trusted friend. Go to fucking therapy they say, bruh like I know I’m coming off as the later but I been to therapy and even the therapist acknowledged how dumb these people can be, therapy isn’t a solution it’s a process towards a solution. You don’t need therapy if you still have your life together and stay self aware. There’s nothing wrong at laughing at idiots, especially when they do you harm, catharsis exists for a reason. There are many darker emotions in the human psyche that makes people back track on themselves one of those is catharsis. Allowing yourself to feel happiness at the struggle of genuinely bad people, ESPECIALLY people who have caused you stress and turmoil is part of the process of healing and removing them from your life. Guys have attachment issues, this is because guys fall in love faster and sometimes harder then gals, ever heard those stories where a guy kills his spouse then himself because she cheated on him(assume the cheater is dead if he in the room) that’s the reason. If a guy isn’t careful they could very easily fall into that and then you’ll end up with a lot of dead women. I have a hard time sympathizing with women who are scared of being harmed by their spouse for this reason, a lot of them are cheater stories, the few that aren’t are genuine tragedies from an idiot who made himself fall in love. And before you say it one of the biggest reasons girls date someone who is clearly bad for them is because they do the exact same thing as guys who do that kind of thing, they fill their heads with ideas on how this guy is in their head and how it’s gonna go instead of actually getting to know the guy, guys are do more harm to others when they enter this mindset so they get the share of the blame and they definitely are to blame but everyone fucking does it.

[@clueingforbeggs]

15:54 I hope it wasn't a proposal, but I've heard a handful of stories recently where someone either proposed to their 'girlfriend' and got mad at being rejected (like this post) or got proposed to by a friend and now the friend is acting 'crazy' and refuses to accept that they weren't dating.

[@coralcat3474]

"Leave Pinkie Pie alone. She's not with him." you are so real for that.

[@Siilokiit]

5:40 reminds me of an ex that thought holding the door open meant he was allowed to touch me all the time lmao

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

I will never understand this mindset. It's like these Nice Guys think of being nice to women as a quest. Something to complete. Like, "If I do this this and this I'll get my reward." Except the world isn't like that. The fact that they see the being nice part as a task they have to do is already the problem. Nice people enjoy being nice to people, what comes after happens naturally. But enjoying someone's company is step 1, a step that they trip over and tumble down the stairs and wonder why someone didn't catch them.

[@ExistyAnimates]

7:06 BREAKING NEWS: Emkay has a new narrator, MICKEY MOUSE

[@PastaRoyalty]

9:10 damn I have a dog bite around my ankle guess that means Im not a virgin anymore!

[@rickwrites2612]

The only thing oppressing men is the same thing oppressing women - misogyny. You are constantly bombarded with the message that to have/do/be anything in any way similar to a girl, degrades you. This is all due to the misogynistic belief *that being female is inherently degrading*. Its the reason for homophobia too. And to be fair, while its often older males or peers who weaponize misogyny against other boys/men, some women also use misogyny to hurt men, in a compensatory if-i-have-to-be-limited-by-gender-then--so-do-you type of way. Because its an easy way to hit back, as a guy cant usually deflect misogyny by just owning it (though certain types of gay men have mastered this ability). And mothers do it to their sons often from infancy, maybe not aware theyre doing it, or they think they're preventing him from being a target of bullies. The whole "misandry" concept is a huge red herring. Misogyny is whats responsible for most sexism against men.

[@Friday1207]

Misandry is a reaction to Misogyny. Misandry stops when you turn off your phone, Misogyny will loom around forever. Misandry annoys while misogyny kills. Men complaining about society hating women or Misandry don’t realize they’re making it worse

[@Be_An_Esther]

* Misandry has entered the chat *

[@Somespideronline]

​​@@Be_An_Esther I actually came to a conclusion that, maybe misandry could also be a biproduct of misogyny. Kinda like, hate breeds hate, violence breets violence type of circumstance. But idk, I'm just basing on personal experience

[@star-miubin]

@@Somespideronline Something like that yes. From what I notice, a lot of misandry from women stems from the ways men have mistreated them and because of this grew into a distrust if not outright disdain for men.

[@rhiburgess5616]

So that guy work day and was magically a doctor? No one TAUGHT him at ANY stage of his life in order that he could become a doctor? Obviously was never taught common sense, humility or how to be a decent human being… must have missed those classes.

[@Aster_Master]

23:31 To be fair, I knew a Cowboy but that was his nickname, that might be the same sorta thing here

[@Kerosene.Dreams]

The censoring on this video was so dystopian. The words you could say and couldn't say were a roller coaster.

[@gozzythebat]

2:30 I laughed way too hard at this one 😂

[@arkitakama7]

"You are not the table" I believe is a reference to Metallica's song "The View". In the later part of the song, James Hetfield repeatedly asserts that he is, in fact, the table. What this means has been highly contested, but most believe it to simply be nonsense.

7:52 Trying to get a concrete answer is a losing battle, I am afraid. Especially if you will not settle for "It just is."

[@AIHumanEquality]

0:10 I do often make a dirty joke when a girl says she's gonna take a shower or bath while messaging me. If you're smooth about it, it actually does work. Whether or not you ask for hugs depends on your relationship. Some girls are down to hug all her friends, just remember your boundaries and if she says no, it means no. Do not spam messages. That's just gonna annoy someone and make them less likely to want to talk to you. Respect that people get busy with life between messaging like a mature rational person. Self depreciation is not generally an attractive trait to have. It will get irritating fast.

[@_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_]

I'm sorry if I misunderstood but typically when a "nice guy" asks for a hug it's because he's creepy and wants to be hugging a girl bc her chest would be against him

[@AIHumanEquality]

​@@_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_ If someone has creepy motives that's obviously bad but unless someone admits to or acts creepy I'm not gonna just assume they're a creep.

[@_-_-_Positive_Lover_-_-_]

@@AIHumanEquality I'm saying if it's said in the manner "nice guys" say it's typically creepy or if a "nice guy" says it it's typically creepy I'm not saying if someone you know or someone normal asking for a hug makes them creepy

[@elaexplorer]

It doesn't work, it's not a cheat code. If anyone responds to it it's either out of embarrassment or because they actually already were interested and decided that your cringe moments weren't enough to dissuade her.

[@airymems]

Honestly that list sounds more satire than anything in this video. Though it isn't far fetched to think it was written with honesty, hell maybe it was, but it is so greatly worded it looks like a joke

[@bot-gr1rn]

the pattern in these things is the "nice guy" always talk about sex, photos and then put the blame on the person for no reason

[@aritheeclown3661]

The one at 3:35 is giving Heather's to me and it's so funny

[@Microwave_Vincent]

I wonder if it is a Heather's reference 😭

[@Silverwing28]

Which would make it super ironic, since JD was definitely the Joker in that story and got the girl... you know up until some point.

[@DecoraRui]

Why are these men like this lmfao. This is giving preschool logic of "I'm nice to you so you gotta be my friend".

[@s-viper1462]

4:13 When you see a couple, you instantly rate the attractiveness of the man? You sure you like women?

[@saphire1sababy378]

I never really understand why people message then get mad and insult the person when it doesn’t go the way they want as if the other person is the one who started the conversation

[@TheIndigoRose]

Totally agree about docs and teachers. They should make as much as Doctors.

[@neonplural]

This thumbnail is so unhinged and it matches Robin's personality perfectly.

[@Nok0mo]

19:35 Oh boy, I think need to sit down after that rollercoaster.

[@maximusdavis]

12:59 I don't know if anyone has already commented this, but "Caspering" is a term used to describe when someone you have previously dated (but broken up with) texts you back, but has no intention of ever seeing you again.

[@ursosexmachina]

Whenever I feel like I'm down bad when I lack success with women, I just look up "niceguys" and realise I ain't so bad.

[@bunneechan_]

just came from vincey's nice guy videos and now emkay uploaded. awesome! 24:40 i just realized the guy answered her question with Golden Boy, if i recall, it was a hentai/ecchi anime.

[@dr4win9f00l]

It's been a While since I watched it, but iirc part of the conceit of Golden Boy was that it would take a total hairpin turn away from anything actually sexual and the dude would habitually nope out the second any women actually showed interest. It's actually pretty funny, but definitely very 90s. There's a lot of really great gags, and the dub is extremely solid.

[@bunneechan_]

@@dr4win9f00l that sounds awesome. i didn't know the dude nopes out of the situation i just know the women were into him eventually after meeting him and he gets into shenanigans.

[@Poiutrew_]

Robin in the thumbnail spook me

[@Vsevolodbochkov]

Urbanspook if it was good:

[@UnreliableArsonist]

@@Vsevolodbochkov Here is an archived image found in the Painters basement titled The Five Finger Fangler It is rumoured that he enters your house in the middle of the night with a Mountain Dew Baja Blast shirt and 80’s arcade pants to steal all of your cheese. If you don’t have any cheese, he will delete the laws of physics and you will immediately disintegrate.

[@Kentthe.]

9:42 new robin lore

[@GoetzeLP]

I am a real nice guy and I think these "nice" guys are giving us genuine thoughtful people a bad name. (Lets see how many people will comment with "you are not really a nice guy if you say something like that") 🤣😂

[@eurasian23]

Do you harass people and say you're a nice guy? If yes, you are a "nIcE" guy, if no you are generally a nice guy

[@toyotawitha20mm35]

Im really into nice guys Because they hate women so much... so that leaves them with another option... men, and that's just perfect for me.

[@CadDriftarus]

Had an alt right "friend" in highschool who basically attatched himself to me. Kept getting mad at me for being platonic.

[@genius3121]

Smh

[@Juvxii]

0:16 this is my first time hearing him swear with no censor

[@flashn00b]

Well. I think i found out why the anime plush market is as sexualized as it is. Mofos really do need to use small humanoid effigies to emulate intimacy.