ALL OF R/SH*TTYMOBILEGAMEADS

[@mistahmatrix]

Lately I've been experiencing ads that would *use the phone orientation* to hide the x button . Like the game I'm playing is forced in landscape orientation, and the ad rotates to portrait (to display the app store), shows the x button, then *locks back to landscape* ,effectively hiding the x button "above" my screen. So far they've all been ads about either Candy Crush or Raid Shadow Legends. I hate it so much.

[@xenoflame191]

At least Candy Crush is honest about its match-3 gameplay.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@xenoflame191it was the originator of the genre tho

[@Smilley85]

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Nah, that's Bejeweled, which preceded CCS by a decade. Candy Crush was just the first to monetize it to this degree.

[@DJET723]

I have an unbridled hatred for those puzzle ads. It’s not because they’re hard but because they’re advertised to be deliberately done wrong so that people download to fix the mistake

[@clashking6660]

I really hate ads that act like the level is impossible but the person playing is playing wrong on purpose

[@Tsunamicat108]

yeah they're so stupid it doesnt make you want to buy the game, it just makes you angry

[@coggy4045]

The bad part is that it implies that they think we have the IQ of a vegetable

[@UnknownWatcher630]

Yep

[@KugelWasHere]

theyre just bait to make you go "wow this person is stupid, im gonna play this to 1 up them"

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

I always just assume that the target audience and only people who will download it are complete and utter morons.

[@AZBIDABOI]

Pink color is the most said color in this for some reason

[@JackOfAllTradez_]

True

[@Navarein]

R u sure

[@Kelptonic]

There’s a reason there’s a reason why it’s a tag

[@Eden-um3yl]

Can you reach pink color at level 1.0000000000000000000000?? Only 99.9999999% of people can beat it

[@ProjectPsycho112]

I guess it's because that's usually level five in most games? If they even have levels.

[@JacobT.92]

That "I Got Pregnant with the Tyrant's Child" ad is for (pretty generic) romance manhwa not for game.

[@Arkios64]

Wait, after that synopsis it turns out to actually be generic? How?

[@katastrophic1327]

I didn't mind the read for the most part. Didn't get to finish it but got a decent way through.

[@Akari_mackenyu]

I came here to say thattt😂😂😂

[@thedreamscape6063]

@@Arkios64most manhwas (that I read tbh) are kinda like that- though I read Isikai’s usually they still tend to be just- kinda like that lol

[@Sch1sMx]

where are the good menhwa reccomendations i was looking for in this thread

[@heddja]

the saddest part is that you can't actually report ads anymore. It just comes up as emojis, which we all know isn't serious. And ofc turning off wifi doesn't work anymore bc you need internet to play most of these shit games. thankfully there are a still a few good ones and i hope they stay good.

[@Sarah.2.]

The Google player store has an option to report apps based on ads, but the option only shows up for certain apps? Its finicky.

[@heddja]

@@Sarah.2. only real apps and games seem to have a report button these days, at least what i’ve seen. These fake shit ones only has the emoji rate thing.

[@FB64_Fakebeta]

I swear ads nowadays are: 25% crappy anime 25% cropped hentai 19% “I can’t reach pink color 😭” 1% actually decent ads 30% AI scams

[@heddja]

@@FB64_Fakebeta the AI scams are up tp 30% but yeah. Or just game play from other games put into ads. Hate it so much and it makes me so angry that that's even allowed.

[@FB64_Fakebeta]

@@heddja fixed it so it’s more accurate.

[@DA-BIG-BEAN]

Hey, so the guy that’s been playing those TERRIBLE TERRIBLE mobile games that are linked in the ads, he’s called GrayStillPlays, for about 1-2 yrs he played literally the stupidest mobile game ads. So there’s the famous KZbinr for ya. He’s got 7 million subscribers but since those videos he’s lost a CONSIDERABLE amount of viewership. His vids get around 500k views after a few weeks. He’s been doing regular and underrated games now though….. but there’s the guy that went down the mobile ad rabbit hole

[@pastelbeats91]

His content is also genuinely hilarious for those who are wondering; We've been subscribed to him since he made The Sims 4 content and can definitely recommend him!

[@Lone_Wandering0]

Pretty sure KZbinr "Dangerously Funny" also does these mobile games as well. Dunno for sure tho haven't seen much of his content

[@ArethaAnimate]

​​@@Lone_Wandering0I also think there's someone is like dangerously funny is blitz but blitz is playing the better underrated game

[@Writer_Productions_Map]

ALCOHOLISM AND A FULL LIQUOR BAR

[@NotAPolarBearXD]

ive been watching ever since he played happy wheels, now I'm just disappointed

[@Azaryn]

Fun fact: The ad saying "Darmowe gry dla dzieci" is Polish for "Free games for kids". Polish is the only language to make people think it's a keyboard smash lmao

[@Azaryn]

@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 It's... Not german Use Google translate

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

@@Azaryn Damn it, I mussst’ve fallen for the made-up german wordsss that people make to troll othersss on the internet that actually look like keyboard sssmashesss… but fun fact “birth control pillsss” in german isss “antibabypillen” and I’m not making it up.

[@Shizuu_z]

@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 ssss

[@DragonAurora109]

45:21 There's a game that's literally called, and i quote "YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!" which you can buy on steam for like 7 bucks and it has all that mobile game ad stuff you see (like the "pull the pin" games and the "leveling battle towers". Just wanted to mention it.

[@Sarah.2.]

Game grumps played it!

[@AZBIDABOI]

Educational Games for kids always ends in nightmares for them if they are mobile games

[@VirtualizerExtreme]

5:42 JESSE DO NOT ABBTEVIATE CYBERPUNK

[@CommanderRyko]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK !

[@pomegfox]

i have 20 terabytes of cyberpunk on my computer

[@smortboi21]

Man I love CP

[@ForestTheBulbasaur]

​@@smortboi21 Like.. Cyberpunk, right?

[@smortboi21]

@@ForestTheBulbasaur no I meant control points from tf2

[@Vincent_Beers]

Voodoo SAS (French developer with billions of downloads) is responsible for most of these ads. The pink color or any other word salad ads that don't make sense are buzzword experiments testing what combination of words trick the most possible people into being curious enough to download something.

[@badatgaming9905]

I've seen those bloodline ads and they are like the most furry bait of furry bait to ever furry bait. It's all 1. Stolen characters made with ai like that lucario 2. Just regular ai furry characters 3. Free or stolen 3d models All three of which are as lewd as possible while still being allowed as an ad

[@jamieever4046]

Timestamps 0:00 Robin 21:25 Lexi 37:47 Robin Robin continues until the end of the video.

[@hollie_cewl]

It’s so cute that Lexi thought mukbang was a bad word 😭🥹

[@pedroisaquegamer4161]

Considering the most recent mukbang videos,it IS a bad word

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

it might as well be 😓

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

it does look like one ngl LOL

[@OvaLdn]

bro i tried but for some reason i just can't reach pink colour

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

Need any help? I already reached and beat pink, but I found a cheat code that letsss you ssskip pink and go to the Sssecret Mantisss Shrimp Coloursss.

[@ThatInsaneGamer-hp4gh]

Because it is just so hard like the last level in candy crush

[@OrangeFantaYummy]

Real

[@LaifaCanyonLurker]

I remember playing a low quality rabbit simulator (like them animal survival games) that i LOVED because of the ability to pick up food, it's gone now but it was a better experience than anything these ads could sell me

[@undefinedCat]

Fun fact: there is a game (paid) on Steam that has these fake mobile game ads playable. It's called "Yeah! You want "Those Games", right? So here you go so let's see you clear them!"

[@Others457]

I find it pretty ironic that it's on Steam, and it's not on phones.

[@Orbulon59]

I know

[@G-u-z-i-o]

16:33 This is Polish for "Free games for kids".

[@Roadent1241]

It's funny. Those move the bar things to get money or water or pet food NOW ARE A THING in Garden/HomeScapes so the ads technically aren't lying anymore. Except for the ones where Austin is running away from lava or whatever. Yes I redownloaded the game on my new iPad (the old one died) and they didn't have them like 5 years ago when the games were new. At least if you have the DS version of GardenScapes it's a completely different game. (Item finder instead of match 3, surprised they didn't port HomeScapes or any of their others over either.)

[@THE_crxqy]

i knew i wasn't the only one that knew

[@Roadent1241]

@@THE_crxqy I assume everybody gave up on them lol.

[@THE_crxqy]

@@Roadent1241 lol

[@GuessxWhox21]

14:40 ever heard of GrayStillPlays?

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

He’s hilarious

[@Lucas.pcport85]

Its been a while since i have seen pink color

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

Then check my PFP and look at my eye marking. Look into my eye and I will take you there. For I am Sssnek. And I have beaten pink colour level. And for doing ssso, I gained a pink ssstar marking on my right eye.

[@doubleking7070]

I think they can’t reach pink color. Maybe I’m reading too much into it…

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

Should we asssk if they need any help? I already beat pink and am currently on the coloursss that only the mantisss shrimp knowsss of.

[@HANAKINskywoker]

12:58 these are either patapons with mouths, chuchels or blackfaces

[@HANAKINskywoker]

In two of the cases its bad because its lazy while in the other one its bad because... Do i even have to explain it?

[@StarDaSceneKid]

I remember seeing an ad for a game called Brick's Ball Crusher.

[@craigjordan2250]

1:35 he turned into an alternate for a second

[@krazyman791]

26:33 An idle game is where you get currencies over time and you wait for them to get high enough so you spend them to get more resources. They tickle my brain and I am hurt (i know it's not that deep) that you don't know what they are...

[@frenchtoast.mp4]

11:13 they did this to jetpack joyride too. if you say no they give you an ad

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

I have a crossword puzzle app that regularly pops up reminders that I can pay to remove ads - it doesn't force me to watch one, it's just a popup reminder on the puzzle selection screen. But I don't know what they are talking about because I haven't seen a single ad for the past six years. Lol

[@MyNaymIsSnek1526]

I am an enlightened being, for I have reached and beaten pink colour. I am now on the coloursss that only the mantisss shrimp may sssee. Look into my right eye, the one with the pink ssstar marking. And you shall reach pink colour.

[@filipemartinho1753]

The "Donald Trump refuses to show tax return" gacha ad is actually hilarious, what's even being advertised 😭

[@chernobyl169]

EmKay binge video? EmKay binge video!

[@LeonDaChameleon]

16:33 That is "Free games for kids" in Polish by the way.

[@PixelDicaprio]

13:17: that feels like a screenshot from a GrayStillPlays video rather than an actual ad, idk

[@Ellish-iam]

2:24 They also mispelled "Relaxing"

[@rogytomaru586]

51:56 bro, im rolling on the floor for that sound

[@rogytomaru586]

btw, it's from Re:Zero Season 1 OST. That show the editor how cultured he/she is

[@NellaJade]

Lessons we learned from this video: 1. Pink level is somehow impossible to reach

[@WeebEditss]

"Can you reach pink color?" Literally no pink

[@Kattlarv]

On at least most android: You can tab out of the game, then click the game icon, (*Not* tab back in) the one on your homepage or whatever, that launches the game. And the add will implode. This doesn't work if you are watching adds for rewards. But, any forced add will be closed by this.

[@Chaos_dahdragon]

2:12 no way they use the homescapes people 😭

[@VeryEpicStrawberryNani]

NAH I JUST REALIZED- 😭

[@EdwardNavu]

These ads rouse so much wrath in me that I wrote an SCP two years ago, using the anger alone

[@anonymanonymus4706]

When people ask me why I pirate free mobile games: 11:04

[@CorbyKat]

I was feeling sad , this cheered me up thank you ❤❤

[@CrazyCrash546]

10:03 I would have said that instead of “throwing it back in a circle” SpongeBob can instead “Bring it around town” 😄

[@fireballfilms]

the one at 2:27 is actually really fun and relaxing it's one of those games you can just shut your brain off for only annoying part is it doesnt have any power-ups so if you loose you loose

[@OlixBroYT]

13:06 why does he look like the big cactus plush by heleworld lmao

[@FB64_Fakebeta]

5:42 WAIT CP MOBILE?! WHAT THE FU-

[@anonymanonymus4706]

2:51 One could say that you UNRAVELED the thread of lies this ad created.

[@retodera9593]

2:27 it doesn't say relaxing, it says realxing

[@THE_crxqy]

if you see that white old guy in a white shirt and has a red bow tie, the ads are not actually scams most of the times, the game is either gardenscapes or homescapes (i have both) and they do infact have every game they have mentioned in the ads that i have seen so far, the pin ones just pop up every now and then over the candy crush ones

[@ShadeATV]

I remember the episode ad😭😭😭😭 8 year old me spent WAY longer than necessary trying to find the Episode Bible game

[@Khronically-online-kat]

The worst ad o have probaily saw was gacha heat. For those who don't know. Gacha club/ life is a popular dress up game and "heat" is the characters doing inappropriate things

[@CrystalCaotixnotcontentcreator]

I personally am still somewhat in the gacha community and i'd just like to say that there are some talented creators. it is out of our community's control to really stop it anymore. due to the amount of light shed on that part of the community. it's basically just known from that. i've been in the community since late 2017 to early 2018. so i've had a lot of time in this community to know just how much talented people shine from the inside.

[@Khronically-online-kat]

@@CrystalCaotixnotcontentcreator i have definitely seen a lot of talented created makeing full on animated series . I find it amazing that this dress uo game became so popular. I know it comes with the teritpry but it dosent mean i like heat. Im not sure when i have joined the gacha comunity but i definitely have been here for a few years

[@CrystalCaotixnotcontentcreator]

@@Khronically-online-kat :) glad that you understand. i do feel like people are starting to accept it as a community instead of something bad.

[@Ulfric-yv3xk]

9:58 that's literally just an excel spreadsheet

[@ZaidenD]

7:36 not only could the creators of the ad not solve the puzzle they probably couldnt solve how many people on earth have solved it according to their information

[@AzaelRulz]

6:53 WHY IS THAT LITERALLY JUST SCOTT FROM TOTAL DRAMA?! 😭

[@novacat5037]

That tetris puzzle looking game is actually real, and fun, one ad between each board, it actually looks like that too

[@Player65-te6pc]

2:27 NOBODY NOTICED IT SAYS REALXING INSTEAD OF RELAXING

[@TheBrazillianSquirell]

10:06 I GOT THAT AD TOO MANY TIMES IN 2023

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

10:00 can we just acknowledge Hello Flesh real quick? That sounds like a very concerning subscription, in one way or another.

[@justanXboxOneSwithinternet]

Man I hate bad ads! >:(

[@andrewlanglois6362]

6:12 I wonder if whoever placed that up as an ad, wants to be sued by Plarium. Everybody that plays the game knows that the main protagonist icon is Galek

[@anielius5438]

6:26 im downloadin' this s**t right NOW

[@TuffMelon]

Most of the people who get sponsored by Raid don't actually get that much. Like, at all. The amount they get is almost entirely based on a tiered system of the number of people who use their code and play to a specific level. The first offer they'll give you will earn you like 30 bucks at best.

[@sndolli]

21:20 BFDI MOUTH ONCE AGAIN IN EMKAY!!!111!1!!11

[@zarryis3365]

Ok, I feel the need to defend this one at 17:09. The 'user ad' at the bottom right with the stylised 'R' places this on Royal Road, a web novel site. That means this ad sends you to an in-site book written by a user. I checked, though, and what was written was done as a submission to the in-site competition called the writathon (55,555 words in 5 weeks.) It was written over the course of ten days and is sitting at 65k words. It is also "undergoing rewrites," see also: /dead and bad./

[@zarryis3365]

This thing is the literature equivalent of "So ugly that not even its mother loves it."

[@sleevedwig]

5:43 "HANK, HANK, DONT SHORTEN CYBERPUNK, HAAAANK"

[@GmNdWtchr96]

Legends say, nobody has yet to reach pink color.

[@Cheese_smoking_rat]

Ironically enough, corn games is where you see no ads, like actually decent ones too… I’ll drop some names if anyone is interested.

[@bodemackie4237]

28:24 “mukbang” is when you film yourself (or others) eating food. Normally you eat in front of a camera and then give a review of the food, it’s pretty cringe

[@bluebunny2133]

Maybe but there’s some that make me really want to try the recipes they show! 😋

[@Fruad_jo]

@@bluebunny2133mukbang normally includes eating large amounts of food. At best you’d find microwaveable food that you can find in grocery stores 😊

[@Roadent1241]

So Ashens counts? Nowadays with Barry but...! At least they're entertaining and describe the food so we know if we want to try it barring allergies.

[@Prince-Devon-batpony]

49:44 DONT DISS ICE SCREAM ITS PRACTICALLY PART OF ME

[@psivampire13]

Worst part is, many of these games that are not scam/viruses…actually exist on the app store, always have ratings over 4.0 and have thousands of downloads. Sometimes they are even listed in the Top Games lists.

[@PeekasLukkala]

2:24 The point is, it's misspelled. I've gotten the same ad at some point.

[@Neo-peacekeeper]

And this is why I play games that don’t have ads or show somewhat normal ads

[@Molybdenum-OSC]

21:28 “STRAWBERRIES AND LONG HOT DOGS??!”

[@Hobay22376]

6:51 IS THAT JUST SCOTT FROM TOTAL DRAMA?!? WHAT THE HELL?!?

[@SprogCosmoGloria-mv8ru]

No way, Did we just get confirmation robin likes splatoon.

[@PolyDotAVI]

For the turning off your internet thing I've seen apps restrict certain needed items behind ads so you cant get them with no internet, ive seen built in ads for their other apps and i even had a game that DOWNLOADED ADS TO YOUR DEVICE AS VIDEOS AND PLAYED THEM WHEN IT WANTED TO SHOW AN AD

[@naturalselector888]

44:35 I KNOW THIS THING my little sister downloaded it because she thought the ad was "cool", but then it was just a virus that kept running random ads in her phone, then i had to uninstall it so it would stop.

[@Xbluv3810]

0:01 BRO I KEEP SEEING THESE KIND OF ADS EVERYWHERE 😭

[@AlePersoSuYT]

18:34 The fact that Shadow's like actually 50 years old doesn't help the situation

[@Odin-thedog]

We have to band together to reach pink color guys

[@Sassy_toothpick]

I still cant reach pink color!!1!

[@William_appl3ton]

17:16 rise of the shield hero reference nice

[@hundvd_7]

2:50 That is the _perfect_ way to censor

[@hqueso]

To be fair, "This game says no to Pay-to-Win" could mean that they say no to the "Win" part, but accept all the "Pay" you want to send them. That's Pay-to-not-Win. So it's true, in a way.

[@hannahaadyj4429]

16:35 POLAND MENTIONED WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@OlixBroYT]

16:33 translation: free games for kids

[@Archer_Starling]

41:48 fun fact: a while back Sconnect (the company that makes these videos) actually went to court because eOne (the former owners of Peppa Pig) had filed a lawsuit against them over intellectual property violations

[@noped8421]

This video is melting my brain

[@JSRphones]

I lack the ability to go to the part of the visible light spectrum that humans know as "pink"

[@thecamocampaindude5167]

I once saw a mobile ad with footage from mw 2019 campaign with mobile game buttons over the vid. I have a screen shot

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

10:29 Who’s gonna tell EmKay that the ad was for a Rehab Center?

[@gefun]

16:35 is actualy in polish and translates to free games for children

[@Jake_gd22]

5:42 NOOOOOOOO!!! DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK!!!!!

[@arsonzartz]

it means hes coming for you, run. 1:38

[@Astar1718]

32:56 damn wasn’t expecting a Genshin mha crossover today

[@Fizz_bang]

LMAOO I LITERALLY GOT A ROCKETMONEY AD IN THIS VIDEO

[@bowlingball2]

To reach pink color, you must ascend beyond comprehension and be the best gamer in the world. To beat the pink color, you must open your 3rd eye.

[@_letstartariot]

I Got Pregnant with the Tyrants Child is a manga, not a game. I know cos I saw how ridiculous the title was and looked it up. There is also How to Hide the Emperors Child and a million others who basically share the same plot.

[@EnderPlayerTV]

It's not even bad, just generic as most korean webnovels are. Especially the fantasy romance ones are especially generic and only some have truly good stories.

[@ziemnioczek3157]

16:34 it means "free games for kids" in polish

[@PatrickAmmons-n6m]

17:48 I live his Sagittarius just isn’t in this