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2 hours of the top posts from r/Whitepeopletwitter on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
Narrator ► / @itsboobin
Narrator ► / @jaymick
Narrator ► / @damienlee
00:00 - Jack
21:08 - Robin
38:18 - Jack
58:48 - Damien
01:08:27 - Jack
01:26:29 - Robin
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[@MiaaxXx]

Fun fact: Alan, Ken's "close friend" is a discontinued doll that is heavily hinted to be in love with Ken.

[@theworldmushroom2581]

Systemic Homophobia 😔😔

[@MinTea14]

Dang

[@Patchesn0x]

i remember having two ken dolls and whenever i had them both available ken 1 would cheat on barbie with ken 2

[@madsfiedler3884]

​@@Patchesn0x im js, the whole "girls should play with dolls" thing never quite worked the way they wanted it too hehe

[@Sleve-McDichael]

​@@Patchesn0xhow's that working out for you? 😂

[@kagechaos8899]

4:47 everyone always forgets about Allan. "He's Ken's best friend. He fits all Ken's cloths" 💅🏾💅🏾

[@thelemoncatwalk]

🤓👆erm actually its clothes

[@phillipbooth787]

so, fun fact about american healthcare... a massive chunk of the cost is to cover the doctor's malpractice insurance because americans are so damn sue-happy. (and private hospitals are for-profit businesses.)

[@ameliarose47]

Americans are "sue happy" because most of us can't afford shit because of the insane medical costs, if there's a way to not be in debt for the rest of our lives we're doing it. It's a vicious cycle.

[@madsfiedler3884]

​@@ameliarose47 this, and because suing them will have a better chance of making the doctor unable to practice than just reporting malpractice.

[@RevanReborn3950BBY]

The idea of Americans suing constantly is a lie spread by large corporations. For example, the infamous “hot coffee” lawsuit was completely justified, but McDonalds bribed news stations to falsely represent the case to the point that if you ask someone about it, they will most likely go on a rant about frivolous lawsuits.

[@spikeoramathon]

Jack saying he wonders how scary the internet is going to be when he's in his 50's is cute. I'm 56 and, uh, yeah.

[@madsfiedler3884]

i am 21 and i Fear the future of the ether-

[@FTFromTurkey]

This comment should probably be a bit more popular.

[@Mr.Boredome]

3:59 Oh, hey, Wendigoon!! (He makes really cool horror and iceberg content.)

[@pozooplays7265]

Agreed, I love Wendigoon and I feel sorry for him with the printer thing.

[@Jokoko2828]

@@pozooplays7265 I love everything turning into a subscription service, don't you?

[@gabrielatoro7267]

got surprised seeing him on an emkay video!!

[@Undergarmentinspectors]

Yes he does, i even have the hoodie!

[@andrewmathewson341]

Another reason I like him is that he's Christian, but true one (aka left-leaning).

[@enderboy1824]

I’m just happy that the compilations will be in Emkay light mode. I do like it more

[@zacharywindover9840]

15:50 I'm glad people are speaking up about it. That movie literally glossed over basically every terrible thing that occurred and tried to make the bombings seem more justified.

[@retrotimes4250]

19:31 there's no way you dont know ANY OTHER OLD ROCKSTAR PERSON THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS, IT WAS THE ABSOLUTE CRAZE AND NOT BECAUSE OF THE GENDER BENDING, OTHER COOL ROCKSTAR DUDES DRESSED LIKE THIS AS WELL!! (ex. david bowie?? i can't recall atm if he sometimes dressed as a woman but he wore a WHOLE ton of cool makeup)

[@madsfiedler3884]

actually !! it was bc of genderbending :D a large part of alternative cultures was and is subverting gender and sexuality stereotypes, it was also somewhat common for bandmates to kiss on stage as part of the show bc Fuck The Establishment :3

[@retrotimes4250]

@@madsfiedler3884 AH, THAT'S SO COOL!!

[@satibel]

On the topic of not a teenager chosen one, there's "grandpa is summoned" where the mc is a grandpa that gets isekaied. And it's very fun seeing the grandpa just bubble up the bandits and bring them to the prison while admonishing them.

[@satibel]

For the Tupperware that is tomato colored, rub butter or oil on it and after that soap. The tomato color is soluble in oil but not water.

[@stuckbiscuit3796]

Mitch McConnell always looks like a cartoon character getting caught doing somwthinf he shouldnt and being scolded like a dog Kinda like this ಥ/╭⁠╮⁠\ಥ But more m e l t y

[@3nd0fr3gss8]

21:21 yes but also don’t forget that one random mesothelioma commercial thrown in there every 3 hours or so

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

Funniest part about things like the subscription for heated seats.. that's just more money for mechanics that don't care about whats legal. Someone out there is probably removing the software block manually for a reasonable price.

[@xuanqili184]

Whoever tweeted the chosen one is always a teenager definitely has not played the Yakuza series before...

[@Efreeti]

Also, Everything Everywhere All At Once?

[@smokinggnu6584]

3:00 YES PLEASE! I'll help them pack.

[@erikarussell1142]

The way you unthaw butter is you heat a non leaded glass cup and microwave it for 1 minute to 1.30 minutes and then stand the butter stick in its little end, then cover the glass over the butter and let sit 2 minutes. It will then be thawed. This only works for unfrozen refrigerated butter. For frozen butter you microwave the butter for 30 seconds and let sit for 2 minutes.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

So if we don't own a glass cup always freeze and never refrigerate?

[@madsfiedler3884]

​@@youtubeuniversity3638if u only use butter for baking thats fine !!

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

1:26:55 The jelly on top of the peanut butter makes me uncomfortable. Lol.

[@sleepingkirby]

1:05:26 Hi editor. I'm 6'3 and 3/4th but my wife keeps telling me to stop being pedantic and just round up to 6'4"

[@AngharadMac]

I always just say 5'6'' even though I'm 5'5 3/4''

[@meric2]

16:03 Tony Zaret is a saint, have a little respect.

[@Patron_saint_of_prostitutes]

The costco post is so true, i dont know what kind of dark magic is going on there but i have NEVER, in my 15 YEARS of going to costco, spent less than 300$. It is fucking absurd.

[@Pixl259]

Ya know I would like to be a narrator for this channel… but the entire time I’ll be dancing to the music like an idiot

[@Ravioli-de4dr]

42:00 In quebec we litteraly had a prime minister (Maurice Duplessis) that we lovingly called "the little dictatorship" and because of him quebec was in "the great darkness" for most of the 50s. It also lead to a quiet recolution.

[@thegamemaker7663]

NEW EMKAY VID, THIS BOUTTA BE LIT!

[@YellowFaceINC]

5:13 Woody Woodpecker ahh laugh 💀💀

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

that "chosen one that isn't a teen" Dogma did that. she was a single female that was over 20, maybe over 30 ish? (can't remember) and was chosen to be the new mother of the son of gawd (god being Alanis Morissette) it was such a good flick

[@MediCowboy]

America's healthcare system being messed up is because of insurance companies. I am not joking and it sucks.

[@darthcalyx8986]

33:36 "or is it some kind of conspiracy to sell more purses" yes that's exactly why.

[@lilayanderson8296]

wow, the transition between the two editors was incredibly cool and seamless! (yes i read that)

[@derpsterYT]

The missouri hotline was fun. Me and my trans friends sat in a discord VC and spammed memes in the form.

[@closetgamer8315]

Literally folding my laundry while listening to this. 🤣

[@spazzydog100]

Twitter is honestly terrifying sometimes...

[@donnieericson1827]

Damien for president everyone 😂😂

[@thewhitewolf5332]

I just heard Donald Trump swore in court yesterday and my brain was just like: ‘so he said fuck in court? … oh wait nvm the post said more then just that.’

[@AngharadMac]

He'll just try to gaslight us into thinking that he didn't. I mean, Donald's propaganda has proof that it's worked. Everyone forgets about his 4th kid. Just the way he always wanted

[@VERYSTUPID2386]

54:57 A company that makes food for my local middle school is named "big daddy" such a good name that MIDDLE schoolers will not think is funny or weird in any way.

[@BobandSteve1]

their food is good tho

[@Hiroto_VA]

I have said "I need Big Daddy in my mouth NOW" so many times it's honestly crazy

[@VERYSTUPID2386]

@@BobandSteve1 yes

[@Ungreyful]

1:14:16 it’s also the clean your hair when you just had surgery and you can’t get into the tub bowl

[@too_online.3441]

31:15 realistically the money wouldn't go to charity, you know how much megacorporations like it

[@StardustXPoison]

23:16 *Robin deflates, stunning everyone in the restaurant into frozen and gaping-mouthed stares*

[@Roman_Adrian]

Charles Barkley "according to Google". Damn, I'm old 😂

[@simonv4274]

fun fact: one of the main reasons for fake pockets on girls pants are because the pocket leaves wrinkles and bumps that "totally ruin" ladies "sexy legs" question: why do little girls pants not have pockets???

[@leolen8029]

😬

[@HansBelphegor]

1:14:30 stu miley. A whole movie of fighting hypno would be nuts, and would make nightmare juice that makes scarecrows look like apple juice cannon. With donnie, he could get hit with the nightmare sauce and become a giant grim bunny and he shouts "hello darkness my old friend " and fucking wrecks the big bad guy with a 747 boeing crashing into the bad guy

[@wontoncos4042]

There is actually a show where the chosen one is a middle aged man named Gary it’s called ‘Gary and his Demons’ on Prime

[@AndyTheBoiz]

Wow that transition between the two editors was incredibly cool and seemless

[@Yes-ig1tu]

3:54 50k? That’s absurdly cheap! It’s minimum 50k for a bit of dead skin around your nails to be removed. Bandages are way more.

[@panzerwolf494]

No no, the Joker pays his taxes, we have actual canon, he's scared of the IRS

[@Juno-bug]

24:33 quite literally everything everywhere all at once

[@ElementRanger]

1:14:24 D&D Honor among Thieves

[@ShineHatfield]

1:20:30 I bet that was in Pacifica, CA lol it has a surprisingly beautiful view

[@TheBiggestTugglet]

First time I've seen a video that was made the same day

[@TristahnDaFunnyMan]

i am so glad that the obby but your on a bike badge was bugged cuz whenever i did world 1 with my flying bike (no i didnt buy it i randomly rolled it in the wheel) it just wouldnt register, thank fully you only have to complete world 4 for the badge and it was really easy to do with my flying bike why did i make this so long

[@QuickAttack283]

16:21 that is Tony zaret; a prominent satirist. Seems like someone missed the joke.

[@charalinedreemurr2953]

Fun fact. The government in Japan pay 70% of your hospital bills

[@panzerwolf494]

Ya know, after 2020 I fill never question a zombie flick again. I used to always bitch "This is stupid, there's no way a zombie plague would spread so far so fast. And it's like people never heard of zombies before in every one of these movies because it takes them forever to figure out how to kill them". Then 2020 came and people bitched they had to risk a plague because they had to get their hair cut and started downing horse drugs to cure it

[@bellablue5285]

21:51 okay but this is actually brilliant

[@michellerondinone9398]

49:00 most apt description of women's clothing sizes ive seen to date

[@mjsthetopshelf]

Yes 😂 just yes on the adds!

[@lordaragon901]

That one about the hospital forcing nurses to stay reminds me of my entire country during the height of Covid. Instead of paying our nurses actual wages they deserve (can’t even live properly off of their wages when living alone) my entire country decided to place a limit to the amount of nurses allowed to leave the country and work as a nurse in another country suffering from Covid that’s actually willing to pay them properly and treat them like human beings. Philippines, treating the citizens like less than dog poop since who knows how long.

[@robertnett9793]

1:32:00 The Solar Panel thing. Something feels off. The 1.6 kWh seems pretty low. I mean - a microwave runs somewhere around 1,0 kW - so the safed energy could run a microwave oven for 1.6 hours in total. So either it was 1.6 kWh / day or something else is going on...

[@hiimspee828]

I want Nick fury showing up to recruit Stuart Little as an artificer type character.

[@xxdeezy999]

38:24 im 3 and my lil bro used to call me bigfoot bc my feet were kinda weird and also size 13(us) lmfao

[@CrabMan2539]

I left twitter in april of 2023 (was only there about 2 years) because of just how painfully pessimistic and controversial every topic was. One of my biggest gripes was Elon who has a very twisted idea of what free speech is. His thought process is "I am a strong advocate for free speech. I am the embodiment of free speech of today's world. Therefore if you disagree with my opinions, you are against free speech" which is all bs. One of the biggest ideas of free speech is differing ideas. You are practicing free speech by being against elon. You are also practicing it by being for elon. Disagreeing with someone or not liking them doesn't mean you are against their values. It's like if I were to say (this isn't true, just using it as an example) "I'm a trans woman and if you disagree with my viewpoints on climate change, you're transphobic". Same thing as Elon sh!tting on "woke left media" for disagreeing with right wing ideas saying it's destroying free speech because he's right wing and a free speech absolutist (he's not) and therefore ideas that go against his are against free speech. They have nothing to do with each other. It's a fallacy. Twitter as a whole is basically examples of fallacies. I'm glad I left it. My life has gotten a lot better not worrying about what's happening there and I learned a valuble lesson on how to look for fallacies in writing.

[@FennecTECH]

Tiler makes a great steak. He should absolutely know this!

[@SaltyAFF]

Fun Fact: The poster of those tweets with the Username "ElonMusk" Isn't actually him since he now goes by X

[@dragonetafireball]

4:48 Maybe there dub was worse at hiding the subtext with Alan

[@juhanipolvi4729]

Regarding that Bruce Wayne/Wayne Bruce thing there was a guy called Giordano Bruno that was burned on stake by the church. And there is a guy called Bruno Giordano that is a footballer...

[@cropathfinder]

ah yes "failing war" you sure you don't wanna go back and change that LMFAO

[@RAPR-ie3jp]

About the whole Avengers Initiative thing, I feel like Stuart Little or Scarface would be hilarious

[@coriumfigs]

24:06 I caught it at my grandpa's memorial 💀

[@predeterminedmeat5024]

16:20 Tony Zaret is a satirical youtuber.

[@UnchargedBattery978]

for the funny characters to be recruited to the avengers: Rowley from Diary of a Whimpy Kid. He’s literally just a chilf

[@distalblunder]

Honestly I think we should have more “chosen ones” like Pops

[@joker232jb]

Wow that transition between the two editors was incredibly cool and seemless. (I thought it was spelt seamless)

[@DrachenGothik666]

It _is_ spelled seamless.

[@RhamanaChan]

55:50 the reverend is called Wayne Kerr, I think it may be a parody account haha (at least I hope it is)

[@pathogenofdecay]

Am I the only one who thought Jack was just Robin using a different voice? ;w;

[@marionette8739]

House Decomodification?! Yes!

[@AdiG1]

Peanut butter and _jelly_ sounds wrong as a sandwich because half of those fillers is a dessert item. What it really is is jam!

[@VictoriaEMeredith]

In the US, “jelly” means a type of fruit spread made from strained juice, sugar and pectin. Jam is a similar fruit spread, made from crushed fruit, sugar and pectin. So jelly has no fruit pieces or seeds, and jam has fruit pieces and possibly very small seeds (like those in strawberries, figs, raspberries, etc.)

[@KateCantDraw]

I support the mom who didn't want her kid watching PrargurU

[@b_onko]

16:02 yeahhhhhhhh tony zaret is a satirical channel that makes content like this. its honestly hilarious the stuff he makes.

[@Nefelifreya]

Never been this early woah Y'all's videos are cool

[@entomember]

At 24:30 for none teenage chosen one may I highly recommend the toby Daye series by seanan McGuire. Excellent urban fantasy series about a caffeine addicted, divorced private investigator, who is not speaking to her mother, trying to figure out how to talk to her teenager and also happens to be a half fairy princess. And she is so done with it!

[@flippflopp1209]

14:08 I don't get how Christians can see this and think they're in the right, like how do you see that quote and think "That's terrible! We can't let our children be exposed to THIS!!!"

[@erikarussell1142]

My dentist really does look like Danny DeVito. And he’s really creepy. Lmao

[@HTGUKUCKU014]

At 19:42, we see the album cover for stay hungry, by twisted sister, now, I wanna hear y’alls’ favourite hair metal band, so which is it? Mine has to be Mötley Crüe

[@AtreyuKillsit]

37:37 I wasn't looking at the screen, so I legit thought he said BOOMER FOOL.

[@Hearts_Entropy]

3:59 WENDIGOON SPOTTED!!!!

[@solitas5636]

to be fair i have trouble breathing in a mask, but i wear it anyways

[@Randommmmmmmmm]

48:29 well im a master of da baiting

[@SamuelMaybird]

the Samuel L Jackson meme: Home Alone

[@zeriousvolt1245]

With regards to your sound editing: you might take a listen to what Kenny Everett did on his radio shows. You are on the same ”frequency”.

[@isawgregoryinthesky6938]

1:16:12 $500????? that is so much money to spend in one go, whenever i go shopping for the week i spend $100, with a $2000 weekly wage $500 would be 1/4 of my wage in one go, that is just insane.

[@148Bawler]

16:26 DO. NOT. DISS. MY. GOAT...

[@fishboneinks481]

Very cute cat 1:25:22

[@TheDutie]

To be fair in previous years japan had the best health care system in the world I dont know the most recent statistics but they had that title for many years in a row

[@literal-tree]

yo shout out to the compilation editor 1:39:14

[@skinskinner]

yes

[@naomiseadragon2676]

15:59, honestly, I wanna see a movie about that. Let the truth be told!

[@Kanine80yt]

1:21:09 some of them do, I have one that I store pots and pans in.

[@trigger2648]

Went to University with the kid tracking Elon's jet, and yes, it is still up, just on a different twitter-like service.

[@Inferiis]

1:00:00 I'm not religious, but I don't remember the Bible mentioning not to play american football in any books

[@HansBelphegor]

38:30 im a number 3, take me to your leaders

[@satibel]

Movies that gets better with the main character being recruited into the avengers: The number 23 E.T. 1917 (I realized that's basically just captain america) Deadpool Home alone