Turret Voice Lines (Portal 2)

[@americanboot3204]

Portal is the only game series,(that I know of) that has the most adorable turrets ever

[@Codypro134]

Tf2 is a close second

[@Wertyhappy27]

@@Codypro134 HL2 sentries are cool looking, so 3rd?

[@altontomer711]

It was a line in the coop game

[@ericcampos9420]

Who wins in 1 v 1 v 1 battle. Aperture Turret vs Combine Turret vs TF2 Turret?

[@americanboot3204]

@@ericcampos9420 well the tf2 sentry gun, because its third form has rocket launchers

[@randomperson5512]

"i don't blame you. I don't hate you." Well now i feel bad

[@nekogamer2508]

Don't forget they have an empathy chip in them

[@JFF_VR_lol_idk]

⁠@@nekogamer2508ITS STILL EMPATHY

[@nekogamer2508]

@@JFF_VR_lol_idk and an empathy suppressor to make them shoot

[@JFF_VR_lol_idk]

@@nekogamer2508 oop-🫢

[@o3oq]

They’re too precious

[@caitlynmutatio6644]

Until they start shooting

[@JFF_VR_lol_idk]

@@caitlynmutatio6644yep

[@TygerHillis]

@@caitlynmutatio6644I forgive them

[@Elitediamond17]

0:00 Thank you 0:01 Get mad! 0:03 Don't make lemonade! 0:05 Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, he was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. 0:14 Remember that 0:16 That's all I can say 0:19 Don't forget 0:21 It won't be enough 0:23 The answer is beneath us 0:26 Her name is Caroline 0:28 Scared noises 0:29: Whyyyy? 0:31 I did everything you aasskked!! 0:34 I don't understaaaaaand! 0:36 I'm FIIINNNEEEE 0:38 Scream 0:39 Waaait! OH NO!! 0:41 Whyyy T-T 0:42 Hello 0:43 Target Acquired 0:45 Hello 😅 0:46 But I need to protect the humans! 0:49 Weee 0:51 Wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 0:53 I'm afraid of Heights! 0:55 Nooooooooo 0:57 See you soon 0:58 I'm scared.. 1:00 I'm scared! 1:01 Hooray! 1:02 Glorious Freedom! 1:05 I'm flying! 1:06 Goodbye! 1:07 Come closer ...

[@experimentalcyborg]

How soon? 👉👈 🥺

[@ForgottenPassword]

I'm still waiting

[@TheRealDanTheManYT]

@Terminal 00 Radio it ain't happen chief

[@ForgottenPassword]

@Terminal 00 Radio TODAY!!!!!

[@themyofmy]

@terminal00radio TODAY!!!

[@mr.hellofan374]

“But i need to protect the humans!” Oh my god now I feel guilt for throwing them

[@purroo3824]

"But I need to protect the humans" YEET!

[@swede4936]

you didn't feel bad in the first place?!!?

[@snooze2699]

If they they shoot anyone! throw em!

[@Weeddemoman653]

I hope that was some kind of joke into the multiverse pt 6

[@nullsmack]

I read this at the same time that part of the video was playing and that was an interesting experience.

[@Flauset]

"the answers are beneath us" "her name is Caroline" They knew more than us

[@CantBeJulius]

They knew more than Glados apparently because even she didnt know who caroline was until she started hearing cave johnsons audio tapes.

[@Joesephicus]

Don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!

[@JoshuaBeardsley-ub3cc]

​@CantBeJulius spoilers bro 😭

[@Flauset]

@@JoshuaBeardsley-ub3cc IT'S A 14 YWAR OLS GAME

[@JoshuaBeardsley-ub3cc]

@@Flauset It was a joke

[@MEnusTechTips]

0:00 Thank you. 0:01 Get mad! 0:03 Don't make lemonade! 0:05 Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. 0:14 Remember that. 0:16 That's all I can say. 0:19 Don't forget. 0:21 It won't be enough. 0:23 The answer is beneath us. 0:26 Her name is Caroline. 0:28 Ah! 0:29: Why!? 0:31 I did everything you asked!! 0:34 I don't understand! 0:36 I'm fine! 0:38 Aah! 0:39 Wait, oh NO! 0:41 Why? 0:42 Hello! 0:43 Target acquired. 0:45 Hello? 0:46 But I need to protect the humans! 0:49 Wee! 0:51 WWeeeeeeee! 0:53 I'm afraid of heights! 0:55 Nooooooooo 0:57 See you soon! 0:58 I'm scared. 1:00 I'm scared! 1:01 Hooray! 1:02 Glorious freedom! 1:05 I'm flying! 1:06 Goodbye! 1:07 Come closer. 1:09 Something's wrong. 1:10 What are you doing? 1:12 Failure. 1:13 Ow. 1:14 Oww! 1:15 Oowwwww! 1:17 It burns! 1:18 I'm on fire! 1:20 I'm on fire, owww! 1:22 Please stop. 1:23 You've made your point! 1:26 Okay, you win! 1:28 This is not good. 1:30 Ooooowwww... 1:32 Owowow! 1:34 can't. breathe... 1:36 Excuse me, you're squishing me. 1:38 Um, hello? 1:40 Help, being squished! 1:42 Hello..? 1:44 Hello? 1:45 Hello...? 1:46 Hello.? 1:47 Excuse me. 1:48 Excuse me! 1:50 Hello....? 1:51 Hello?? 1:53 I'm different... 1:54 Thanks anyway... 1:56 Take me with you... 1:58 Take me with you! 1:59 Good shot! 2:01 Well done! 2:02 I need backup! 2:04 You have excellent aim! 2:06 I never liked her. 2:08 These things happen. 2:09 That was nobody's fault. 2:11 She was provoking you. 2:13 Oh dear. 2:14 Oh my! 2:15 I blame myself. 2:16 She probably deserved it. 2:19 I saw it. 2:20 It was an accident. 2:21 She's probably okay. 2:23 Noted. 2:24 Hi? 2:27 Dispensing product. 2:30 Firing. 2:31 Hello... 2:33 Friend. 2:35 Gotcha. 2:36 There you are. 2:39 I see you. 2:41 Hello. 2:42 Searching. 2:45 Canvassing. 2:47 Sentry mode activated. 2:50 Is anyone there? 2:53 Would you come over here? 2:56 Coming through! 2:58 Excuse me...' 3:01 Sorry. 3:03 My falut. 3:04 Ow! 3:06 Hello??? 3:07 Deploying. 3:09 Preparing to dispense product. 3:12 Activated. 3:15 There you are... 3:16 Who's there? 3:18 Ahahahaha! 3:20 Critical error. 3:22 Sorry, we're closed. 3:25 Shutting down... 3:27 I don't blame you. 3:29 I don't hate you. 3:31 Whyyyy? 3:34 No hard feelings. 3:37 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 3:40 Hey! 3:41 Hey hey hey! 3:43 Put me down! 3:46 Wooaaaaaah! 3:48 Illegal operation. 3:51 Who are you? 3:54 Hey!!! 3:56 Please put me down. 3:58 Help! 4:00 Uh oh. 4:01 Goodbye. 4:03 Sleep mode activated. 4:05 Your business is appreciated. 4:09 Hibernating. 4:11 Good night. 4:13 Resting. 4:15 Naptime. 4:17 Are you still there? 4:19 Target lost. 4:21 Can I help you? 4:22 Searching. 4:24 Hey, it's me! 4:26 Don't shoot! 4:28 Stop shooting! 4:30 Ah!! 4:31 Self-test error. 4:33 Unknown error. 4:35 Malfunctioning. 4:38 Ooooowwww! 4:40 Owowowowowow!

[@the_wobbly_witch]

i feel bad for killing them now :c

[@mistycomet9760]

The Turrets are a mood and I refuse to elaborate.

[@VOLTRONDEFENDER4440]

0:39 turret said weeeeee! OH NO!

[@lostsol6757]

To this day, "There you are!", still sends chills up my spine.

[@Howlingburd19]

I can’t believe the voice actor of GLaDOS (Ellen McLain) also does the voices for the turrets! And this game is still a masterpiece in 2024 :)

[@corr4319]

she even voices the tf2 administrator

[@AdrensphrdGaming]

@@corr4319 and half life Overwatch

[@corr4319]

@@AdrensphrdGaming damn i did not know that lol

[@Curiosity_Core2]

And the computer in Pacific Rim

[@skeletonplayingatrumpet]

You edited the comment just to say 2024 instead of 2023 didnt you

[@steamylocomotive7477]

“Excuse me, you’re squishing me”😂😂😂😂

[@lelandshaw8694]

Sounds like vanellope from Ralph breaks the internet and wreck it ralph

[@jamiemair5810]

Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, he was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. Remember that.

[@joster09]

Refering to glados btw

[@JFF_VR_lol_idk]

Her name is Caroline

[@ObjectIsCool]

“I’m afraid of heights!” THEY PROGRAMMED FEAR INTO THESE? WHY COULDNT I HAVE SPARED THEM??? NOOOOO

[@Lumberjack_king]

They have a chip that gives them empathy but also chip that suppress it so they feel bad about killing you but can't stop it they made a gun that hates violence but makes it shoot anyway

[@andresdeleon2122]

They also programmed pain for them :(

[@IAmWhoAske]

The turrets are the most adorable enemies ever

[@aaronkelly1912]

Why are the turrets the most adorable murder machines ever created and why can’t I have one as a pet yet I’ll take really good care of it I promise

[@wolfiadarkangel]

I wanna hug them and squeeze them and love them 🥺😭

[@secretly8072]

this is creepy but... "get mad"

[@joster09]

thats a reference to cave johnson's "when life gives you lemons" voice line.

[@petterlarsson7257]

1:04 IS SO CUTE

[@blueredacted]

Turrets are one of my favorite parts of the Portal series, honestly. I’ve loved them since I played the first game as a child. Even though they get in my way and I’ve gotta kill them, I adore them so much

[@nukewizard]

1:00 Hooray!

[@xbxnsjsjsjsksksk]

О, ЙКраткий на аве!!! Уважаю.)))

[@lordsalad8349]

:)

[@sodiumfluoridel]

I love how polite they are. They remind me of marcelle the shell for some reason

[@captainvicky7171]

2:31 is the best 100%

[@gabrielgingras814]

This would be the perfect sentry mode warning for Tesla.

[@thrashfemur]

1:36 is my all time favorite, the poor little guy though, just trying hims best

[@Mechanicalmayhem-mg5hw]

Um hello

[@HRtheyoutuber]

His not hims

[@erickag289]

4:11 goodnight

[@casual_gamer58]

1:01 Love it

[@d0g3br34d]

this is why i put the turrets in the corner and only destroy the turrets when i have to

[@memor22]

You and i have the same idea

[@Kayro098]

They're so cute :(

[@dolphinsnape]

Omg, I didn't think about that!! I'll start to do that

[@theboy2721]

Same.

[@nerf_jade]

I kill every turret I can

[@robbitt4430]

Thanks so much for this bro, I’m trying. To make a turret soundboard and this soundtrack is perfect

[@jaggerbledsoe4026]

I was looking up these for a joke to send to a friend and it said "Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. Remember that." Then my earbuds died, so I think I've got a lot to think about.

[@MediaUniverse-om6zk]

01:01 Hooray!

[@katherinegeraldo2736]

Turret: hello 0:45 Me: ITS ME UR LOOKING FOR🎵🎶

[@WillMarkert]

🎶You can hear it in my voice, That I am the Music Core-🎶 Craig (Fact Core): Woah Hold up, hold up! Okay, I think we’re breaching some sort of copyright law here.

[@antxi4624]

1:04 IM FLYING

[@sadiesinkslover9951]

GRAB IT WITH YOUR GUNS

[@oghcuteanimationhq5121]

They also seem really calm about being on fire They say it as if they’re saying “oh that’s interesting *I’m on fire”*

[@Gnarpy_regretevator]

GET MAD >:( I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?!?!

[@defautluser0]

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

[@time.2834]

The hellos are unnecessary adorable and sad at the same time

[@wavarium]

The turrets are so polite, if it weren’t for the fact, that they’re trying to kill you 😢😂

[@Squidy-tl7tj]

0:30 is my favorite

[@Andrew-338]

Turret voice is actually cute 😍

[@josenotmarichan]

imagine if these things could walk

[@InventorZahran]

They have legs, so why don't they walk?

[@Kasane_Teto09088]

not many games have enemies that moves on 3 legs

[@venezuelanomori15]

I imagine they waddle around once they realize the can

[@OmniversalInsect]

​@@Kasane_Teto09088Half-life:

[@roman108]

@@InventorZahran The legs are there so they can stand, not walk. Though Wheatley did try to make them walk by horribly fusing them into cubes/boxes (Franken Turret).

[@paper177]

0:01 every player in combat warriors when they are dominating a player:

[@KaiDoesStuff-YT]

That “noooooo” was so sad :((

[@anamatos6589]

3:12 me when I wake up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason and lose all sleep and interest in sleeping:

[@Niko_do]

1:53 This line is so adorable

[@opteryx4309]

These are the most adorable things I've wanted to punt out a window

[@FKyoutubeSERIOUSLY]

Holy shit they're so fucking adorable

[@Jell_DoesStuff]

3:37 , 4:17 & 4:19 are the ones that I remember the most

[@Millieror64]

It’s crazy to think that the voice actor for the Administrator from TF2 also voices these small robots

[@mreeeee8426]

Cute little thing

[@pokocrow]

EXCUSE ME YOURE SQUISHING ME

[@hopemueller2658]

They sound like Pikmin if they were murderous. And could talk

[@Monke_bruh]

00:39 WEEE OH NO

[@FrikkLeoOG]

1:53 im different

[@BiggusWeeabus]

It's funny that fucking turrets sound so fucking adorable

[@samuelalicea5513]

4:40 Owowowowow! 3:25 Shutting down...

[@PaliwoSpalone]

Best turrets ever in games, sometimes i felt bad for them

[@miguel-gv5sh]

"take me with you" 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@DangoSnuffleAndVinnie]

Turrets are too adorable

[@VVito...]

When i play this game i always pick them up and turn them to the wall

[@emmanuelcalla4899]

I never destroy turrets. They're friends, they have so much personality! The express hurt and feelings, but don't feel.

[@Drag0nmaster]

I havent heard 80 percent of these

[@coolgray6497]

yeah, most of them are unused

[@zyolear151YT]

i love aaaa 0:38 weee 0:49 and 0:51 aeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae 3:37 and awoawoawo 4:40

[@officialmcdonaldsAR-s7e]

There's a rare secret line where the turret sings to you. In order to get this grab a turret, when its done talking if it didn't shoot set it down up right without it powering off, if you did it correct there's a 2% chance for it to sing. And its really cool

[@TheCerealMan]

3:09 Turret: Preparing to dispense product... Me: what is the product tho also me: 65% more bullet per bullet perhaps?

[@teiyusteki]

The way the Turrets enunciate their words is so cute lol

[@deoxysoverlord8710]

Turret: "But I need to protect the humans!" Chell: YEAH YOU'VE BEEN DOING A DAMN GOOD JOB AT THAT!!!"

[@Figuredoo100]

Turret Hibernating 4:09

[@Figuredoo100]

She's Sleeping

[@oghcuteanimationhq5121]

1:18 oh, *I’m burning alive.* that sure sucks doesn’t it? Anyway, how are you?

[@aeshideku]

I love how some of them are cute and some of them are creepy

[@codywilliams7943]

1:40 Help! Being Squished!

[@lunarkomet]

3:18 when you portal behind a turret and you start tickling it

[@thewariobrothers4539]

3:41 Fat Albert reference

[@InventorZahran]

1:53 Basic b****es trying to explain how they're not basic:

[@TheHarracane]

They have the same voice as the curiosity core the first game

[@berg5332]

3:04 so cute

[@marcelopantoja5375]

the 4:17 combo: Are you still there? Target lost. Can I help you? kinda sounds like ''remember me'' song from Viva movie

[@KingOfTheKones]

I ADORE THESE STUPID LITTLE ROBOTS SO MUCH!!!1!!!11!

[@paweszutowicz5732]

I wish they also kept the rocket turrets from portal 1

[@IAmTheEggman_366]

They are so cute!

[@M0nst4r]

1:10 sounds like Lisa from the Simpsons

[@ThatguywhoreallylikesCheez-Its]

Can’t breathe? Is this official they can feel pain? 1:33

[@ARandomKhy]

not gonna lie but "hooray" is my fav voiceline

[@Hank39]

I have no context for " I'm Flying! " and as much as i'd like to believe it's a wholesome moment i'm 99% sure they say it before being murdered

[@becklubime9105]

Yes, this is before they are burned to become melted iron 😔

[@VOLTRONDEFENDER4440]

The first few voice lines were from an oracle turret!

[@SMK12YT]

F the companion cube these things are adorable

[@Aviation_Boi_or_Thrust_SSC]

0:28 my fav

[@Abnormal_07]

Why Aperture made a gun act very cute Maybe to make the objetive dies happy

[@tobios89p13]

1:56 Take me with you :3

[@themainmansam5700]

some voice lines sound like peridot from steven universe

[@movagalbastomp]

1:15 saving this one for a sample hehehe

[@georgeman-rj8go]

Why do they have to make something so adorable deadly

[@Americanidiot685]

Excuse me you’re squishing me

[@releasehalflife3]

im gonna show you crazy (turret cover) someone needs to do this

[@wolfiadarkangel]

My babies 🥺

[@ghostthad9155]

No hard feelings... 💔

[@cozynosy]

they are so cute they are like caged animals

[@Lieutenant_Prawn]

I love that little gun.

[@Displac3r]

Sleep mode activated.

[@lukatolstov5598]

"I'M FLYING! :D"

[@Figuredoo100]

Turret Screaming 0:38

[@ch4vel]

1:53 my favorite

[@skylanderslybentleyautobot2932]

Don't shoot! 4:26

[@tobios89p13]

Dont shoot im with the science team

[@mrbruh2284]

2:32hello friend

[@cdobbs7685]

The turrets are the best part of the game

[@WOWinc.]

...dispensing product