The All Guardsmen Party: Nubby’s Girlfriend | Narrated D&D Story

[@gigabyteguru2452]

More all guardsmen party! PRAISE THE EMPEROR!

[@richardd3367]

"...foul-mouthed unhygenic kleptomaniacal puppy..." it hurts but I still can't stop laughing

[@leofrank6864]

Another Guardsmen story? To quote Cyborg "Boooyah"

[@kinosaga21]

story: "there she was our heads in a platter, and..." me: " and she starts monologuing?" story: "and she starts monologuing! I mean come on"

[@azazelblackfire816]

hah Frozone.

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

Damn, nubby really forgot one of the most important commandments: *Thou Shall Not Simp*

[@markusjoensen1608]

So did almost everyone else apparently

[@kinosaga21]

when it comes to a superior in the 40k, you either simp and die, or just die.

[@xaviermartin5322]

Guardsman life short, get laid when can

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

@@kinosaga21 that is ASTONISHINGLY depressing, even for the dark and violent world of Warhammer ._. Remind me why ppl play it again? ._.U

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

@@xaviermartin5322 Bruh, you CAN get laid without being a simp. In fact, those two concepts are usually opposites >>

[@oranos2276]

armored flier, big glass window, need for quick entry? this is the greatessttt plaaaaannnnnn.

[@R3GARnator]

That chat from Nubby at the end... was no doubt cruel and unusual torture from her perspective.

[@willparry530]

Probably why she kept asking to be killed, lol

[@jytte-hilden]

Horrors of the warp? B*tch, please...

[@Revan_7even]

Oh no, Nubby the clepto as quartermaster? What could possibly go wrong.

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

I’m not going to spoil anything but, the very least I can say about the quantity is- *SEVERAL* .

[@willparry530]

@@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto I would hope so--ehem, I mean bad Nubby!

[@stavarosthearcane]

Hahahahahahahahahaha....Oh wait you're serious... let me laugh even harder! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

[@tv_tim]

Gotta love a properly paranoid guardsman and his penchant for booby traps and high explosives.

[@scribblerstudios9895]

He earned that nickname “Twitch” dang it.

[@Sawtooth44]

always love listening to the all guards party i wonder if Oak will give them a minor rank or something like "Competent Team" to state to other inquisitors that this team is a good rock to lean on

[@samsadowitz1724]

That's probably why he wanted to promote Sarge to Inquisitor... he was more competent than many of the inquisitors he was assigned to

[@ruthlesace]

It's more likely Oak is just trying to figure out why they haven't died yet, he's been trying for ages to kill them after all

[@samsadowitz1724]

@@ruthlesace does Oak admit that towards the end of the saga? Or is that an observation based on the assignments?

[@lolbots686]

@@samsadowitz1724 debatable but tbh by 40k standards,oak is probably one of the best lord inquisitors out there since hes handling a very serious job while also making sure things dont go completely wrong Just goes to show how much good inquisitors can do when idiots dont write them as evil

[@williamfalls]

"We couldn't figure out why she wanted to kill us..." "... So we determined that she was just an utter bitch." Yes, that checks out.

[@manicnymphomaniac1609]

I love that in the description of nubby's gf, specifically that the close captions called her a minor psycho lmao

[@masonwheeler6536]

28:32: The part where we learn that the author is a Schlock Mercenary fan.

[@willparry530]

lol

[@derekdrake8706]

Never trust anybody.. but especially never trust anyone above a 6.

[@syncringe1885]

How do you make sure no one can use your own weapon against you. Make it a grenade.

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

He literally made it into a weapon straight out of “Judge Dread”.

[@robertlombardo8437]

​@@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto *"! ! INTRUDER! !"*

[@whatsagoodusername823]

This must have been one hell of an amazing campaign, holy shit this is good

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

I would have loved it if each of the characters had a VA saying the line but, that’s probably asking a lot. Still, love any entry of the AGP I can get.

[@calebbuchert3249]

The Guardsmen stories are awesome! Thank you. I hope these stories continue.

[@tysonking7596]

Even in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there's still Ducktape

[@shadowofthehitokiri5787]

I'm actually in love with these characters.

[@letsplaysvonaja1714]

I wouldn't run at the word genestealers I would run at the words "multiple cults"

[@laserlights9684]

GUARDMENS PARTY IS BACK BOIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[@shadowededge]

This is the most epic campaign of all time that I wish I was a part of I’m seriously considering doing a Star Wars campaign very similar to this

[@Zarnirox]

Whenever I try to picture Nubby in my head, I can't help but think of Gaetan 'The Mole from the Atlantis movie.

[@shoggyseldom5488]

If you'd like to look at the reference art we used, he's directly ripped off from Nobby Nobbs of Discworld.

[@ballisticm0use72]

The 7 dislikes are from the cultists who survived this

[@The_mekboy_you_deserve]

These stories are just incredible, I'd like to shake hands with the creator of such a campaign

[@nweasels]

Well it ain't like Shoggy's dead. Hit him up on twitter.

[@jeffisaperson4471]

@@nweasels MFW I don't have twitter

[@vortega472]

These guys deserve their own theme song, on par with Burning Bridges from "Kelly's Heroes" - the title should be Faith and Firepower (got that from the first vid).

[@shoggyseldom5488]

We went with "The A-Team Theme played by kazoos"

[@odettefahy4568]

(Me who knows most of the rest of the story) You have no idea how funny that is

[@oldomen3788]

Ok in order of left to right. Let me see if I can guess who is who. 1. Cutter 2. Doc. 3. Sarge. 4. Twitch 5. Nubby

[@samsadowitz1724]

I want to think it might be the other way around.... twitch ALWAYS has explosives of some sort on him.

[@oldomen3788]

@@samsadowitz1724 you think nubby and twitch should be switched?

[@samsadowitz1724]

@@oldomen3788 oh, that's the right order? Whoops

[@oldomen3788]

@@samsadowitz1724 what do you mean?

[@samsadowitz1724]

@@oldomen3788 I thought that the one on the far right was Twitch, and the one between him and Sarge was Nubby. I just saw the bandolier of grenades and instantly thought of Twitch and all his defensive traps and explosives.

[@patchlasses5649]

Far left, Cutter (has a chain sword) Mid-left, Doc (has needles on person) Middle, Sarge (seems commanding) Mid-right, Twitch (shrugging as if he was the reason for Sarge's annoyance) Far right, Nubby (short one with a only one arm)

[@jayfang19]

I love how long this one was

[@sboykiller2760]

Yo right here at the publish time can’t wait for more

[@radfarlander]

They assigned Nubby to the Quartermaster ranks?!?!? 😆

[@braydenkowalski8273]

(Cloak and dagger) is where you can find the original tale.

[@4ncientGu150]

I hope that after the guardsmen saga is done, he finishes up Old Man Henderson.

[@4ncientGu150]

Honestly, I thought she was a genestealer at first. I was surprised and this was pretty great!

[@gelacticcamper7942]

another ten guardsman rises to take the place of a fallen worrier but these dudes are just bad ass killers

[@lcttk2049]

damn really hoped for Sgt to become a Inquisitor, the one who doesnt want the post is the most capable

[@amitamaru]

I love these madmen.

[@karlgrimm3027]

Pretty sure Nubby is just Nobby Nobbs from discworld adapted to 40k

[@Executioner9000]

Yeah pretty much

[@lolbots686]

What basically happened. Oak:...so let me see if i have this straight In a purge of genestealers,your interogator was secretly a chaos worshiper,who through purges setup a 3 fold ritual. In a absolute mess of blood and fighting you stopped her and eventually here we are. Sarge:yeah. Oak: sigh...yeah i can put it together. In any case,i dont suppose you might want this? Sarge:is that a- Oak:yes. Sargeant your group is probably the most Utterly insufferable kind of people alive. You care about people,you all value the lives of civilians,and you actually do what needs to be done! Thats a very,very rare fucking trait in this god emperor forsaken organization. Sarge:i...look oak,im honored but...i think not nows the time. Oak:i-...you-...*sigh* allright,ill relent. Dismissed. The emporor protects.

[@360entertainment2]

These are always amazing, kudos to the author!

[@willparry530]

dayum, did not expect another Guardsmen vid...excellent!

[@richardd3367]

I already enjoy this whole channel, but the AGP is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard! Long live the AGP!!

[@SbaDefender]

Bro these stories are always so good

[@zacker1590]

Left to Right is Cutter, Doc, Sarge, Nubby and Twitch.

[@inskeeprulerable]

These are fantastic. I look forward to more All Guardsman stories.

[@grimreamer2512]

I just ran into this series and binged everything. What game snd/or system is this based off of? This sounds like it would be insanely fun to play with my buddies

[@normiesalvador1854]

The game is Warhammer 40K. And this is (probably) the "Only War" standalone.

[@grimreamer2512]

@@normiesalvador1854 40K is a tabletop game. This sounds like it was a DnD game modified somehow.

[@srdjanbulat3857]

@@grimreamer2512 Nah, Normie is right it is 40k. I guess it is a Dark Heresy TTRPG system, although I could be wrong.

[@grimreamer2512]

@@srdjanbulat3857 Praise the Emperor! I think that's it! Looks like Dark Heresy plays like DnD

[@shoggyseldom5488]

@@grimreamer2512 It was a heavily house-ruled mess of DH 1e and Only War.

[@DammedMan.]

It's a shame the guardsmen party writer isn't still writing.

[@Derinma]

Didn't the writer say in Twitter last month that he's continuing?

[@DammedMan.]

@@Derinma I don't use Twitter but good to know.

[@nweasels]

Shoggy is not dead, and he's in the process of doing work on the tail end of the AGP.

[@willparry530]

@@nweasels Oh damn, AGP is still ongoing? NICE!

[@fignalforest9985]

@@nweasels Yes!!!! Thanks!!

[@knighttemplaroftentacult7123]

Beautiful woman in command that is not afraid of using her charms and position to get what she want's from people? Yeah. That was asking for disaster.

[@walkermartin3973]

I love this Reddit and can actually find the hole thing on KZbin

[@sixtynine4009]

Not gonna lie Nubby genuinely pissed me off

[@shanejacobson5647]

I love these ID10T's. Looking forward to the next chapter.

[@P_Nut8421]

This guy here served in the military.

[@kylebroflovski5333]

Love these so much!!

[@Aerix]

Always love these!

[@jesternario]

Please tell me you're starting a playlist of guardsmen stories. Edit: Found it!

[@LegendStormcrow]

I heard the first story long ago, before it was here, but I love that story.

[@maxgeckos]

Not even sure what is going on in this story after a while.

[@demonkingsparda]

So no shit there we were. I missed this story

[@jonwooldridge3766]

These are the best stories

[@CandyFlossWizard1928]

Im gonna guess that the guy in the middle is sarge, the dude thats the same height as him is cutter, the man inbetween Them is doc, and then im not sure who is twitch and who is nubby.

[@scribblerstudios9895]

Twitch is the shortest, Nubby the most dirty. Twitch also is shouldering his Lasrifle

[@CandyFlossWizard1928]

@@scribblerstudios9895 thx

[@scribblerstudios9895]

@@CandyFlossWizard1928 absolutely

[@mugiwara8166]

I love long dnd story videos

[@tactishovel2247]

38:25 "This is the greatest plaaaaaaaaan!"

[@silentsurvivor2197]

This, this is good

[@Paddy-exaviour]

God these are great stories I want to hear more from the guardsmen haha

[@NoMuse13]

Love these! Keep it up!

[@fiendishlybilly]

Is this story on how Nubby earned his name? Or is that just a happy coinkydink?

[@scribblerstudios9895]

I think Nubby is Nubby cause he short. Even shorter now tho XD

[@ΞΛΞ-δ3ε]

I arrive early for a change, That's surprising.

[@joshuamorris1903]

That's what she said

[@40kthrawn30]

Plz keep these guardsmen going

[@jaycraw6978]

I lose my crap at every Bleep

[@SamIAm_The_Motorcycle_Man]

Laze gun I know they spell it the other way but it's a laze gun

[@jamescrawford8538]

These are very entertaining. Careful though GW might take legal action against your cause the petty like that

[@MarioMario-vn3fx]

For the Emperor.

[@andypreece1754]

My only complaint is how he says lasgun lol

[@jerrytuerke6950]

Woooooooooooooooooo. More!

[@tyotypic]

that was fucking amazing

[@daltonwright6514]

Love the new art but could you alternate styles the other is also good

[@psionicfiend]

What system is used for this?

[@prinnygoddood901]

All I can say is poor nubby !!!!!

[@violentinsanity4425]

ATT Always Trust Twitch.

[@samsadowitz1724]

Well, he was always right when it came to defenses....... and orcs being in the box.

[@violentinsanity4425]

@@samsadowitz1724 I've read/heard the other chapters of the story, this is not even the half way point of the Squad's adventures.

[@samsadowitz1724]

@@violentinsanity4425 I think I'll read the other "chapters" of the squad's (mis)adventures. I always get a good chuckle/laugh out of them every time

[@caninelupus8369]

@@violentinsanity4425 please tell me where I can find it, this is amazing.

[@violentinsanity4425]

@@caninelupus8369 Look for Neckbeardia TTS Archive for the All Guardsmen Party OR just that, 'The All Guardsmen Party' the archive is text to speech but it has all the episodes in order with a few extra bits.

[@marcusyallow1758]

Wish they would have let him get him promoted.

[@RustyhairedAlp9575]

Who's who (in the GIF)?

[@charlesnguyen9852]

From left to right: Cutter (chainsword at the back); Doc (syringes); Sarge; Twitch; Nubby

[@RustyhairedAlp9575]

@@charlesnguyen9852 thx

[@gustavoarzaga1679]

Mr. Conspiracy was right against

[@Vsm426]

More!

[@exileddoublep8929]

Breaths deep ……. Heresy.

[@ariesaggressiv7569]

Am I the only one who hates the new background designs? The old simplistic ones where so beautiful. The knew ones are way to distracting

[@MissouriReaper]

This os a far skip ahead of the story

[@chadbodine336]

2.1k??

[@nweasels]

So no shit, there I was downvoting another Allthings D&D video for once again failing to refer to shoggy by name and possibly not even securing permission to narrate the tale.

[@shoggyseldom5488]

Nah, I give free-reign since it's not like I intend to fight GW for rights to shit. And since I'm 2 years late on answering emails, chances are they did ask...

[@henrynguyen3405]

First

[@sirwinterofwinterland9901]

Yoooo twelve minutes ago!!!

[@gs8743]

Way to rip off other streamer. Must be so proud of yourself.

[@freakyvisser]

Hahaaaa nobby nobbs