Game of Thrones Abridged #51: Arya IV, AGOT

[@MidnaOfficial]

Stream starts at 9:00

[@josiethompson2420]

skipthony adtano

[@aquaticasmr184]

"she is really good at DDR with the sword" this is what makes alt schwift x the best

[@thelettereth1526]

From now on I'm calling him "bad for the plastic" because that's how good he is.

[@michal22011]

"training montage" bit is hilarious

[@SolidusGabriel]

Who would have guessed in 2023 I'd be watching a 2017 video about Game of Thrones that would be talking about Eggoraptor...

[@kiChiSaga]

I love tangents, drift wherever your mind takes you

[@calikal1968]

Sammie K and I ;) !

[@bingusmingus2937]

Call me Walder Frey cause I'm late to the damn stream

[@catathielemann3239]

Missed you, Ramsay :)

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Yaboi Ramsay we forgive you

[@Austrocylindropuntia]

Dammit, not Jurassic Bark. That was such a tear jerker.

[@joshuabgambrell]

Oh my god, "a little slight subverting of expectations" In an Arya chapter Oh my god

[@Sugarspoon18]

Ive been listening to almost all of them, but this one made me smile so much. love your word choices.

[@piplup0989]

a few years late to the party but just in case you didnt know and would like to, Egoraptor (Arin Hanson) can be found on the Gamegrumps lets play channel, still hilarious

[@maryann146]

Blokes in red cloaks should be a rock band

[@XenosSavior]

The second you said the saddest story and said dog I thought of that Futurama episode and then you hit that only a second later. That was so needlessly sad! I mean a great episode, but so uncalled for haha.

[@TehMasterSword]

Tonight marks the night that I caught up to your upload schedule. I don't know how I'll cope with having to wait for new episodes now

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Welcome to Hell, you have good company at least.

[@amitgorai4314]

Arya is my absolute favourite character. I love how adaptive and positive she is.

[@EllieEleanor656]

Was shocked to find an Arin Hanson shout out in this video, literally took my breath away. In episode 50 something, this tangent sent me

[@davidrich27]

I thought it was more of a Lion King moment than a breaking of the Fellowship. That’s why GRRM should’ve kept in the 5 Year Gap. It’s the Hakuna Marata moment.

[@asiab.8241]

The lameness I feel at choosing an extra minimum wage work shift over being home and waiting for the possibility of a livestream... Sigh... At least I still have his tangents.... #SchwiftyOverSchmoney

[@theraven268]

31:18 The assumption is that Meryn (being reasonably skilled) is close enough that bending over to pick uo a sword would literally be a death sentance. Once you are "in range" in a sword fight you need to keep your guard up, bending over exposes you like crazy.

[@CaydenBugg]

Arya 51--------------Area 51

[@louiscassis3426]

I think the idea of Syrio being able to truly see has to do with protecting the sea lord from faceless men. Maybe, in the future, Aria will protect someone from a faceless man?

[@chrismorse3862]

you better get paid for the ten or so ads I had to watch earlier trying to watch(unsuccessfully..) connection would drop then I would get the 'Connection failed touch to try again' in a loop until I restarted my phone and had to watch another ad..even task manager and connection cycling wasn't working. not sure where exactly my issue or combination of was

[@danielgruber8952]

Thanks, Scwifty. Just completed a 10k race listening to your sweet l, sonorous voice.

[@tracyranger]

I love this channel 😍

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Tracy Ranger this channel loves you too. See you soon

[@catathielemann3239]

I'm loving your surprise live streams, Alt dear. We missed you, Oyster, hope your BBQ was worth it. Have a nice weekend, #schwiftysquwad

[@CRob172]

Cata Thielemann u to cata u too

[@SammieKatGplus]

I missed live stream today I feel horrible... 😢 Have a super fun weekend Cata 💃

[@catathielemann3239]

Missed you, Sammie, but don't feel horrible. A hug and happy weekend to you.

[@smashedavo6949]

SAME I missed it Hope you all had fun though :)

[@SammieKatGplus]

Thanks Cata and tons of hugs back at ya 😍

[@nonastans]

Its been fun making my journey through these, where Schwifty reiterates how extremely abriged and to the point these vidoes are and wait why are we talking about Mega Man?

[@lordpowell3788]

I'm pretty sure all of the different incarnations of a dog waiting for its owner like in futurama and in one piece all of that is in reference to a real dog og in Japan like cause of the war or something like that it's a real story.

[@marktravor4082]

Schema was the perceptival word of interest I believe

[@danian5299]

"Pouched Tigers" Thylacines confirmed in GoT?

[@mejecam]

To and From, The Danian YES my first thought as well, too bad no one brought that up live

[@danian5299]

mejecam It was so frustrating Alt's Aussy how did it slip past!!!!

[@Austrocylindropuntia]

Totally.

[@MasterPhilbo]

Fear is the mind killer...

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Amazing sequelitis reference

[@DrewbyWan]

I'm so glad I made it to this! Here's to many more! #schwiftysquwad

[@DrewbyWan]

Also, let it be known that Arya=Syrio=Boromir=Eddard confirmed

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Drewby Wan #schwiftysquwad

[@rufescenteagle7299]

Why does my screen get dimmed and then turn off when I'm watching the video? Someone help

[@CRob172]

Wait this was a livestream!?! Gosh darn it missed it! Ig that what happens when ur two little cousins are staying with u for the weekend, but anyways hello my friends and fellow #shwiftysquwad members!

[@SammieKatGplus]

Hi Caleb! :)

[@CRob172]

Hi Sammie!

[@hairlessoyster3689]

i fucked the dog on this one too. is that an expression?

[@valentinaperezllosa6812]

Hi! This channel is awesome, I've followed you since the beginning but live in Europe so no livestream for me. I do have a question though, about Syrio: you make a good point in further discrediting the Syrio-Jaqn theory, but it still seems strange that the 'First Sword of Braavos' would end up giving private lessons for a snotty Westerosi kid, right? How do you reckon that came about?

[@davidtrainor960]

The daughter of the Hand of the King.

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

I'm not going to stop the wheel... I'm going to break the wheel!

[@DirtPerson]

I used to make butter but it's called a creamery. Worst job I ever had.

[@jairodominguez04]

I think Gex went off to Sothoryos with his bros.

[@SKYSHOTGAMING]

its the velociraptor

[@ruigerd]

The megaman x character is called Zero, Zerio Forel confirmed

[@elliotpoole9750]

A buttery was used to store beer, not butter.

[@jnfunvufb]

Was/is there any lord in free city of Braavos? I took that lord as metaphor of some gods or not.

[@Svalbaz]

The SeaLord, like an elected King in Braavos

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Summarize the Summary Re-Bridge the Abridged Fuckerize the Fuckery I totally banged the cat on this Live Stream ( active pissing joke). I can hear you, that wrong thumbnail almost gave me vertigo. Another lovely chapter, lets not get too efficient there Guy. Chat, Chat, Cata, Chat. Book work is so much cheaper to do then live action. What do we say? Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B,A, Start. Sword Hero. Don't you fuckin' stay on task. Do you Even Abridge Shit, Bro? Your finger oils can decimate guitar strings. #cleanhands . There is an 'R' in Arya. Schwifty abridges so damn well he even does it to proper names. Do we think Syrio Forel would grab a beer with a faceless man? I don't think he would. At All. In the TV show it bothers the shit out of me that Arya fucked up that Waif with a sword forged at Winterfell and a technique she learned in the Red Keep. Why even train for all those seasons just to use her original style? #plotholesyoucandriveawaynthrough. Its called a Tom Petty Bigfootacanus. that guy has some choppers on him. Sorry, I was hydrating and staring into your voice when i lost so much time i ended up in the same place. Syrio made those guys look like proper cunts. I cooked spicy chicken, baby veggies, and ground pork patties over a Apple/Hickory wood blend today. #nocarbs. Arya is a Syrio wannabe. If my fuckin' computer tries to tell me i want to Type Syria Florist one. More. Goddamn. Time!!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhh. Wait a damn minute. I never like the whole Syrio=Jaquen theory. Smells like low tide to me. On another note though i have banged my head against a wall trying to understand why Jaquen was in the Dungeons to begin with. But now, Thinking about Syrio having an off-camera death it would be cool if he faced his way into the dungeons to hide. Hmmmmmmmm. It can't be that simple can it? The thing that kills me is the whole Cat on the Lap story Syrio tells to Arya. I gathered he was named the First Sword because he could see through Glamours and low cunning Faceless tricks. CATA> +Cata thieleman. Cata. Cata is this Channels Spirit Animal . No food in The Ned 13 unless you count Robert's Death Bed. Oh Fuck, Bobby B does talk about eating that Boar so never mind. Sociopaths can feel empathy for animals, so thats pretty cool. Nobody is Dead until they are Wight and Risen. Doesn't Illyrio Mopatis look and sound like an Anagram? it sure as shit does to me. There is no level of depravity that Arya can commit that would shock me. Arya has #trustissues. trust issues, not truss tissues. NOT long steel nose blowers. Not that at all. Murdered a child? not even a little shocking. I love that the Stable Boy has no proper name, thats a beautiful little foreshadow (?) for things to Come for Eye-Ya. AN he is NOT described by name, don't forget. I like beef but i like Veal even more. You can Beef up a litter of Veal but you can't Re-Veal a side of Beef. #time #marches #on. Men Die in War, So what? Crossing the Yard unaccosted. That Song Fear on the Kendrick lamar Album is so fuckin' WildFyre. " I'll Beat your Ass if I Beat Your Ass Twice, And You Still Here........" HEY I'M LEFT - HANDED!!! What You Trying To Say THERE SCHWIFTY? #Snowflake #Blowsnake. And I WOn't Back Down, Tom Petty is Eye-Ya's spirit animal. Then Eye-Ya thought "I picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue" Great Chapter, The Friday Live Streams are a fuckin killer for me. It's a Q&A in the Way The Presidential Press Secretary "takes Questions" Be Well Everyone. I made sweet, sweet, love to the pooch on this one. Great friggin' Abridging. #SCHWIFTYSQUWAD Be, Well, Have FUN.

[@catathielemann3239]

Love the re-bridging (is that even a word?). We missed you on the chat, don't do that to us again. It's 5 am, just going to bed, and your BBQ food description made me hungry. Have a fantastic weekend, Oyster dear.

[@55bueller]

You made my fucking year dude, i was not expecting another live stream so thank you so very much my dude!!!

[@collinw9934]

Great vid

[@kasperbmathiassen]

Y U NO mention that the spookey-spookes that Rob and Jon pull in the cripts is foreshadowing Jon's iminent resurection? You could get like a good 2-4 minutes of just rambling on about that, and it would have been awesome! That being said, thanks for this great series and video I really injoy these long videos, especialy the livestreams :D I'll have to catch up quick so I can catch them fresh!

[@ortziri1225]

Maybe you should edit the 10 min of silence at the beginnig of your video^^

[@tabeeb99]

megaman all the way

[@ernesttokes527]

#schwiftysquwad

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Ernest Tokes earnets Takes, you missed it too?

[@ernesttokes527]

Hairless Oyster yes i did..

[@FringeSpectre]

Guitars are AXES, not swords. Silly alt schwift

[@Arensi]

I want a shoutout too m8 D:

[@adipsous]

Toga Viayra

[@smashedavo6949]

NOOOO I MISSED IT FUCK

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Arya escape W

[@ZubjectX]

Bad last words? How about getting your wife's name wrong? Black Company abridged once this has finished please

[@aquaticasmr184]

woah first

[@hairlessoyster3689]

Tyreeses Arm I beat you on Monday. Monday was a good day.

[@aquaticasmr184]

Hairless Oyster whattttttt and you got a shutout the other day. nice to meet you first comment rival

[@hairlessoyster3689]

I wish you good Fortune in the Wars to Come.