The Most Embarrassing StoryTime EVER!!

[@Once.A.Violet]

The visual of this in my mind was HILARIOUS

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😩

[@AmbersCloset]

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[@lightashland3715]

"Because I sound like I throw up a fucking demon" 😂😂omg I died laughing At that. ..way to hard.

[@diligentdiia3776]

Light Ashland that was my part too lmfao and the part about the alarm/(the frozen face) rotfl

[@td1574]

broo sameee

[@shanboody]

LOL Oh Amber!!!! And damn you looking strong!!

[@rebony11ify]

😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead I love how real, honest, and relatable you are. Although I haven't had this issue yet ... knock on wood I adore you anyway!

[@cookingwithsoul1498]

I would've shited in the toilet and threw up in the sink 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmbersCloset]

It was too far away from each other!!😩😩

[@cookingwithsoul1498]

Ambers Closet Poor baby you literally been through shit punt intended 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nati_dred.x]

Cooking With Soul same cuz my toilet and my sink are literally right next to each other so I'll just sit down turn to my left and throw up in the sink😂💀

[@MsMeg738]

Lord. Ppl in this restaurant looking at me as if i just lost my damn mind. Im laughing soooooooo hard Because this very thing happened to me. You dnt know what to do. But i would rather clean The vomit than The poop. Not even my own shit. Nope. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i hurt from all this laughing sorry Amber oh man. Thanks for sharing

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😂

[@alaejahmeeks570]

Bruh, at least you had a plan... I probably would've called for help, and made it worse...😂😂😊😊

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😭😩😂😭😩

[@td1574]

same though i wouldve told the ex

[@PlatinumD]

So, why didn't you utilize the shower lol

[@alleydaprince]

That's what I kept asking throughout the entire video haha

[@AmbersCloset]

lol I did...It was too far to throw up in it so I was scooping it n there and washing my clothes in there😂

[@PlatinumD]

Omg! That's hilarious

[@Lizzzzy2012]

Ambers Closet too funny 😂 what a night that was!!! So sorry for you!

[@Mellovesdeep25]

Omg this takes the cake. I thought i was the queen of embarrassing moments and i usually have people cringing but I feel SO bad you had to go through all that. Damnnnn

[@cassies.8407]

Girl I feel your pain! I had something similar happened to me years ago at my cousin's house SMH. I ate something that had went bad, woke up in the middle of the night having to rush to the bathroom. It really sucks when it's coming out both ends and you have to make a quick decision on which one is going to go into the toilet. I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a bucket beside them but was too busy to realize it😂 it got EVERYWHERE... on the floor, behind the toilet, on the door. My cousin was the one that cleaned up everything because I was so weak afterwards. She's a real one💪🏾🙌🏾

[@RadioRegiaCiti]

Dude amber that shit happened to a friend of mine, except when she went to get sick in the toilet she shit on the wall as she bent over. 😂😂

[@91biKay]

Hahahaha, this reminded me of the time I was woken up by my wife shitting herself!!! 😂😂😂 She had the stomach flu and was coming back to bed from throwing up in the bathroom and thought she had to fart only to shit her pants. She then ran into the bathroom and just got in the shower! When I asked her if she was okay, she just quietly said she shit herself! I turned around and just went back to bed only to have her come back to me dying laughing! I was crying I was laughing to hard. She asked me to share this!!! 😂😂😂

[@AmbersCloset]

😂😂

[@nancyb34]

That is THE MOST embarrassing story I've ever heard! You poor thing! The visual, oh boy. I think I'd have booked it home after all that 😂

[@Sabrina_Modz]

I feel like no matter what happens to me in life, it will never be as embarrassing as this 😫🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[@lexiaaforever437]

Buying Merch while Amber is talking 😍😂😂😂 Carry On 🙌🏽

[@AmbersCloset]

😂🙌🏽❤️

[@IndigoWhite]

honestly same

[@taylorharris7484]

Girl I Got Mad At Somebody For Tryna Talk Shit About You I Went In One Thing You Dont Do Is Down Folks I Hate Shit Like That

[@AmbersCloset]

Thank you!! And yea I hate that too....it's just so unnecessary! If you don't like someone, just move on...

[@taylorharris7484]

Ambers Closet Girl I Went In On Her Bitch Ass She Better Be Glad She Didnt Have A Pic Up Cause I Was Gone Whoop Her Ass Fr Excuse My Language Sweetie

[@bad_torres3333]

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[@veronicacassandra7431]

Lmaoo tore that place up , literally huh 😂😂 I'm weak ! aha i feel youuuuu . you ain't alone loll . especially when I'm drunk like i have to do bothhh mann 😂

[@xoxobee403]

Omg I'm hella weak. You are so fucking funny

[@ChokoRo92]

Suffer from this sorta thing on a regular due to health issues but you just made my year!!!!😂😂😂 this will cheer me up no end on those bad days!!!😂😂❤💛💚💙💜💖

[@mochalove5106]

WOW.....😂😂😂😂 I'm here at work laughing SO HARD my coworker is like whatis going with Amber?? You're AMAZING AMBER!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

Amber this is the best and funniest story time ever and I feel your pain

[@doneeshamccraneymccraney8042]

This is too funny. My stomach hurts from laughing. 😂😂😂😂 I have to watch it again!

[@brandyray4228]

This was beyond funny, my roommate was looking at me like I'm crazy cause I'm over here laughing my ass off!

[@NikkiFrediCombz76]

I respect you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much for sharing this with us

[@AmbersCloset]

Thank u😂😂...it wasn't easy lol

[@serenagulley938]

Damn this storytime was crazy I wouldn't wish that on an enemy 🤦‍♀️ You're so dope Amber I love how real you are ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@bluhummingbird2179]

OMG Amber! I'm so sorry about that. Great story telling and that really was an embarrassing moment. It's okay because there are people out there that deal with much worse situations. You're so confident and brave and I love you for sharing that. You've really grown a lot from it. xxoo😁😁💋💋👏👏💯💯

[@LeckerBienchen92]

Thank you so much for sharing this story with us😂😂😂❤ I will never ever feel embarrassed about anything that could happen at baes house omg I felt the struggle. Pure chaos.

[@wissben7097]

Oh my gosh ...while listening to ur stroy i couldnt stop being like "holy shiiiit" ... girl u ve been through a very embarassing shit ... glad u survived that moment

[@alleswatikkan]

girl you had me smiling thru the whole vid! Thanks so much for sharing your story even tho its embarassing! Girl you f-ing rock!

[@sunflowergarden9794]

Hahaha this made me feel better. Thanks Amber, you always improve my mood and ease my anxiety!!!!

[@MandaJ4Life]

This story only gets more horrifying as it goes on, but I was laughing so hard!! What a great story teller! Thanks for sharing 😆!

[@alexaaaaaaaa__]

Literally was in tears from laughing throughout the entire story. I kept imagining it was 1 of my friends telling me this story. If you were my friend in my house I woulda been like wtf but it woulda been HILARIOUS years later 😂😂😂

[@cutieepie8]

Damn that was a hella crazy story and what's worse it happened at your girlfriend family's house smh...... That type of sick u want to be in your own house.

[@pearlzadams1718]

This made me laugh so hard I cried and couldn't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐💀💀💀💀😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@KathRob1994]

Don’t even be embarrassed, this is epic and relatable af

[@savannadutton7342]

I was tryna eat watching this lol & that didn't happen 😂

[@AmbersCloset]

As soon as you saw "Shat" in the title, you shoulda gave up😂😩😂

[@abbyhalley101]

I love how you tell stories, so hilarious and real! You killed me with this one 😂 I love you Amber! ❤❤

[@hannahrickard2282]

I would have actually DIED if I was in that situation- idk how you do it Amber!!!

[@BryannACrystal]

You should've just sat on the toilet and threw up in the trash can from the start. This was like a scene from "Family Matters" I swear you made this way more difficult than it needed to be 😂

[@valentinatapiero8643]

This is HILARIOUS!! The best part is THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO not once but TWICE 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@AngelaMRoriz]

I fkn died🤣🙈 Amber, I literally would've freezed😂😂😂 And OMF THE SHIRT IS OUT! I was connected back in YouNow when you were talking about it and doing the polls😱😍🙌🏽

[@DiMagnolia]

This is so much worse than what happened to me when I was visiting my friend or the other time at my auntie’s 😂😭 I feel better about both of those. Also AMBER I just realized how old this video is and you look the same??? You are literally a timeless quing

[@richavishwakarma3320]

Ur situation gone far next level, I can understand ur pain as I have been throwing out yesterday. Lol but I enjoyed ur story time

[@IndigoWhite]

I was literally about to ask where to cop that tank right before you said it hahah yes I'm so stoked

[@diligentdiia3776]

I just DIIEEEEDDD omg and your facial expressions just set the tone even more ooooohhh mmmmyyyy goooddnnneessss 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@XPTwistedXP]

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who's had this happen. Seriously almost the exact same thing happened to me.

[@juwonaclark]

She gets me every time with the story times like for real rolling!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@ivymural9201]

😂😂😂😂 omg i feel bad i was laughing so hard 🙊

[@sascb99]

I feel your pain. Never experienced anything like that, but I can only imagine.

[@ChelseaNeKole93]

Oh lord Amber bless your heart! 🤦🏾‍♀️This reminded me of that scene from Family guy when they was throwing up in the living room & the scene from Bridesmaids where they all got sick 😂 all combined into one event!

[@curlyhairbutterfly1374]

OMG!! I literally have tears coming from my eyes right now and I felt sorry at the same damn time but I just couldn’t stop laughing and crying.....😂😔

[@chynnatown1199]

OH GOD..OH GOD..OH MY GAAAAWWWDD😭😭 it just keeps getting worse!!! I hate me for watching this right now 😩 then I hit the link to buy the shirt and it's still playing in the background...you're talking while I'm typing and OH MY GAWD YOU JUST FELL IN THE...OH MY GAWD WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYY LORD WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYY???? I'm LITERALLY CRRRRRRRIIIIEEEENNN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@AmbersCloset]

😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂👏🏽

[@lephrog4612]

BEST. DAMN. STORY. EEEEV.EEEEEEEEEER!!!!!! I a, actually deceased 💀 i mean.....i feel really bad...but this was the hardest ive laughed in a long time😂 thank you for blessing my night👏

[@carolineisaac6252]

Can't believe I watched this while I was eating but Amber you were ssooo entertaining that I literally felt like I was there and I paused this video many times cuz I couldn't stop laughing and saying 'dammmnnnn' 😂

[@mireynagaitan4619]

Amber I love u! So freaken funny!!!

[@daniecliffe2847]

I love ambers storytimes 😂 this was both hilarious but mortifying😂😂😂

[@jusdana1051]

Hilarious story whew.....I had a long day ...I truly needed this lol!!!! Sorry to laugh at your pain amber

[@tixa1ify]

this really was some crazy shit 😂😂😂 I lost it when you said I threw up even more cause all I saw was my number 2 💀💀💀I don't think anything can top this, so I won't feel bad anymore

[@marlonladd]

OMG, Amber! Your stories are so funny! You’ve given me inspiration for some new content on my channel. Lol! Love your channel and glad I found it.

[@jordantaylor8514]

Notification Squad!! ❤️❤️❤️ plus I was in a bad mood, but this story made me feel better about my whole life 😂😂😂❤️

[@raychv7761]

Just came home from town, loaded on vodka, have to get up for work in four hours, watched this WHILE EATING FOOD and near choked while pissing myself laughing at this. Absolute legend. Sending Irish love and vibes ❤️

[@hazelniva]

Lmaooooo this story time was hilarious, I was literally dying.

[@FreshAir79]

Omg I feel your pain bruh... I had a similar experience omg, my stomach hurts just thinking about it..lol... thanks for the reminder!!🤢😁

[@lesbian760ify]

OMG 😲 had me laughing the entire time but also feeling your pain as well lol I'm sorry you had to go through that amber I'm hoping you got better after all of that and I'm sure the breakfast was interesting that next morning 🤔. I love your videos you always make me laugh and bring my spirits up thanks 🙏🏼

[@sandraestrada940]

Omgggggggg this sh** had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 I’m glad KZbin recommended this ...... I needed a good laugh today

[@SkylarBrooke]

NOTIFICATION SQUUUAAADDDD ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@ciarralyons3212]

Skylar Brooke squad

[@beautifullyfree7899]

oooooh nooooooooo LMAOOOO I'm sorry Amber ....I laughed SOOOO hard...WTF LMAO like the exorcists was coming outta you lolol no pants, no underwear , slipped on floor OOOOMMMMMMGGGGGG this story is LIIIIT 😂

[@neuroqueerjester]

lmao i've had to do both at the same time too but luckily we have a bidet right next to the toilet so I was there in the weirdest position being disgusting but at least nothing went on the floor...i feel you 😣

[@kathrinlovatic1584]

Yoooo😂😂😂 happened to me 2 but urs was so extra with the alarm and stuff 😂😂😂

[@luckynava6619]

OMG I can't stop laughing. .my stomach hats already 😂😂😂😂.. but it was such a big shit.

[@elissa9677]

Between this and your "tooth story" I cant decide which one is funnier. Im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AmbersCloset]

Both terrible...but I think I'd rather go through this again than loose my tooth lol

[@lance3826]

Omg Amber don't feel bad this same thing happened to me a while back it's a funny after but not at the time I feel your pain 😂😂

[@cheralewhite8253]

Oh man, you are so much better than me. I had a slight similar experience, when I was a young kid, twice. Save for the fact I didn't mess my pants or land in the throw up. I just totally snuck out of the house altogether and left from school early, albeit the nurse thought I had just started my period. Oh how I wish that were the case.🙈 Lol.

[@tiramisubabe7055]

lmao, I did the exact same thing, but at my best friends house. I feel you Amber!!

[@susiesays5695]

I will never tire of your Storytimes, Amber! This one almost had me in tears, both through sympathy but also through laughing too much lol! I just wonder though, what happened the next time you saw your girlfriend? Or did you? 🤣

[@charleeschannel4841]

Oh my god!!! AMBER! Your life is sooo damn eventful! 😂😂😂😩😩😩

[@bysab5840]

I am French so my English is not perfect but I can say that I laughed SOOOO MUCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣from the begining to the end of this storytime. THANK YOU Amber😁

[@emochick7118]

Wow what a situation!!!! You definitely got me beat!!! Omg

[@carolynyoung5844]

Oh my damn!!! Thanks for the giggle. 😅

[@rolandasmalls8488]

OMG that happened to me as a kid too. hahaha i was scared for my life. shitting and throwing up at the same time is soooo painful

[@Marinochka959955]

Omg your arm musculs have grown so much! Good job babe! I had do comment about it!)))

[@ruth6128]

I'm dead😂😂😂😂I feel so bad for you even though that story was old.

[@pointeshoes09]

Oh my goodness! This reminded me when i was over my ex Aunts house for Christmas! My dad had the bug or virus as they call it and it was only him who caught it....... so i thought! Not too long after i got to his aunts house i started to not feel well. So they let me lay down in their daughters bed upstairs and he laid down next to me. I suddenly started to feel worse and immediately sat right up and began to head for the stairs cause now i have the overwhelming sensation to throw up! I only make it to the top of the stairs where for whatever reason i hesitate to continue to go down because the feeling stopped for a moment and i didnt have to throw up anymore......... so i thought! Still at the top of the stairs i get the feeling to throw up again and this time it showed no mercy! It just flowed all down the side of the steps and the wall! I dont remember what his aunt said but she wasnt mad or didnt show it because she was still concerned. It was horrible and i still wasnt finished so i was in the bathroom for a while after that.

[@BaileyBiggins]

😂😂😂😂😂 One of the best story times, you've ever done. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

[@SBElaine]

lmao the night before thanksgiving a great beginning to this horror story lol...

[@diashine8831]

😂😂😂I can't...breath😂😂😂. (deep voice) "it stank"

[@alineizaias2600]

Ambers Closet. I'm always whatching your videos since I've found you on Shan Boody's channel and I want to ask if would be weird if I "beg" you to make a video talking about the way you grew up in a interracial family on the other side of America (I'm brazilian) in terms of racial recognition (about yourself and about the recognition from the other people to you). I don't wanna to be rude, I'm just very interesting on the way you have "fitted" on the black communitay cause I study racial issues here on this side of America and it would be very enriching to me know more about the differences among us. I'm still learning english so I hope I can be understood, despite my errors. Anyway love your work, you're amazing girl, keep being this beautiful human being. Peace !

[@Dallasprincess101]

lol I've been almost the same situation but usually i would have sit on the toilet started to crap then grab a little trash can that most ppl put in the bathroom and have at it. so you can sit and crap while throwing up at the same time lol.😂😂😁 great story it kinda hit home with me

[@ShawnPlusOne]

Omg I was literally cracking up like an insane person. 😂 I know my neighbors heard me because my condo isn't that big and it's 12:43 am on Friday. That story was hilarious.

[@mosimamoremi2750]

i"ve never laughed so hard in my entire life LMAO

[@Theresagrowlive]

😂😂😂 Amber! Oh my God! This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard! 😂

[@elicetorsul1481]

😂😂😂this is the best funny story i've ever heard..thanks for sharing..

[@reginen4788]

I just have to say Amber, this video just made my day! Hilarious! Have you ever considered stand up comedy? I'm sorry to laugh at your pain 😂, but thank you for making me laugh. ☺☺ keep posting! Cheers

[@Ednabug]

Those people must've slept like the dead...😂😂

[@nati_dred.x]

I was fuckin screaming in disgust and laughter 😭😂💀

[@FitBabe]

I know this video is three years old but this was the most entertaining 11 minutes of my entire week lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Sorry for laughing at your pain, but the shit was funny... LITERALLY 🤣.

[@missyelcrotchets]

Kkkkk same here kkkk

[@dilbar09naz]

To think that you had the energy to do all that after literally throwing up and shitting your insides out! I salute you Amber!!!

[@raefrancis]

I wanna hit the like button over and over and over again... I'm legit dying of laughter

[@annpayton]

I TRULY understand your SHIGGITY situation!! Cruise Ship 2011, it wasn't NEVER pretty!! 💩