Amelia Dimoldenberg’s Closet Picks

[@TrueCrimeMorgue]

The last person I ever expected to be on the show 😂😂😂.

[@crappymcdick]

How about Adolf Hitler?

[@HBICTiff]

Ah yes, Mrs. Garfield

[@shonna_77]

they gonna snuggle up and watch some great women directed movies now

[@scottboswell6406]

Wasn't he here a week or so ago? No coincidences!

[@antoinepetrov]

She's the kind of person I didn't expect to be a fan of great cinema, but her taste is so impeccable. I'm delighted that my prejudices were proven wrong.

[@mmayer1558]

I mean, how could your taste not be impeccable if you're selecting from Criterion?

[@oskarcolumb]

“I love watching French movies because it makes me feel smart” girl same.

[@gabrielaegerter3451]

Coincidence that Andrew Garfield was on only 2 weeks ago? I think not.

[@isaacmartinez6904]

I don’t know who she is but this lady really has good taste in movies.

[@VanGoWanderlust]

She is amazing. Search KZbin for Chicken Shop Date.

[@grahamkristensen9301]

She's the host of Chicken Shop Date on KZbin.

[@MegaPedro1975]

She’s no one.

[@The_Reality_Filter]

@@grahamkristensen9301 she's a Westminster gal, her education cost more than your house!

[@donaldtrumpfan8393]

@@The_Reality_Filternobody gives a f

[@user-dc5kc4gl5p]

What??? Chicken girl!!

[@The_Reality_Filter]

Surely you mean Caviar darling, she's a Westminster gal, her education cost more than your house!

[@benlincoln7358]

😂😂 had the same reaction

[@MySecretSpyPlan]

0:15 - Fishtank 0:49 - Hard Days Night 1:31 - 12 Angry Men 1:56 - All That Jazz 2:24 - The Worst Person In The World 3:13 - Portrait Of A Lady On Fire 3:45 - Petite Maman 4:13 - Girlfriends

[@curbsideaudio]

With a shoutout to Frances Ha.

[@gabrielaegerter3451]

So many people crying in the comments that criterion gave an upload to someone not from the absolute depths of auteur cinema. She had good picks. Get over it.

[@gnalkhere]

Me after the Criterion flash sale: My money don't foldy foldy, it jiggles

[@Ralph_Roberts]

Can someone let me know if they can see this? Idk if it'll actually post. I don't have the option to make a comment other than as a reply. Idk how things appear if you've been banned by the uploader or what? Weird glitch or something?

[@SleepingHowl]

What great taste in movies. Another reason in a ever growing list of reasons to stan Amelia.

[@The_Reality_Filter]

How dare you! She's a Westminster gal, her education cost more than your house!

[@illuminatiCorgi]

I am pleasantly surprised to see Amelia here.

[@happysky108]

the dead-serious "it's not" after singing the "all that jazz" tune took me out. amelia's just naturally hilarious

[@brendanrogers9830]

Unexpected…but greatly appreciated.

[@DocSportello1970]

Bob Fosse keeps getting The Love from the closet visitors...nice!

[@scottboswell6406]

I like the "Hard Day's Night" and "Girlfriends" picks! I have crushed on Melanie Mayron since the 70's! I just noticed copies of "Exotica" on the end of the shelves. What a debut for Mia Kirshner!!

[@NoirFan84]

I don't think it's that they just saw Katie Jarvis at the train station, they saw her having a public row with her boyfriend there. It's her loud mouth that got her the part. It made her the perfect choice to play a Slater in Eastenders, too. 😂😂

[@angel4everable]

That monster of cinematic experience...SPICE WORLD. Kudos, though, for choosing GIRLFRIENDS and Claudia Weil.

[@snowymatrix]

I've just realised i can read the description and it tells me who the person i don't know is! 😁

[@davidfraser6950]

First person to SMELL the closet.

[@shreyaranjan6200]

One of these days I need Andrea Arnold in here

[@ulehlud9027]

"Smells like movies." Hahaha.

[@vivianamora7505]

Frances Ha is my favorite too. I gotta watch girlfriend now ❤

[@JimElford]

Hopefully they're region free or Amelia has a region free player.

[@hiramapontejr.1992]

the lady running scene in Worst Person In The World should have been the cover, not the artwork, sorry Criterion

[@postmodernrecycler]

Some of Criterion's cover art can be grape jelly packets from the Waffle House.

[@m1thun27]

Oh my my

[@AlexHolmes.]

Huh! I did not take her for a film fan- awesome

[@The_Reality_Filter]

She's a Westminster gal, her education cost more than your house!

[@AlexHolmes.]

@@The_Reality_Filternow that you say that.. that makes sense

[@StudioFrenzy]

Really embarrassing - not an actor or director. The closet is no longer a serious thing...

[@shitpostheavy]

L

[@Kelsey.K]

Okay Amelia!!!

[@zitapuskas2772]

Yessss!

[@Jon-bt4zv]

Logan Paul next please

[@cats-f4q]

sorry to be a pest but why haven't you had Andrew Scott in when you released All of Us Strangers on blu ray in your collection a few months ago? :(

[@PodyTheCirate]

A hard days night being compared to Spice World is so god damn funny how can you not love this woman. Also good lord Amelia!🍑

[@petideer]

Oh she came with receipts to show y'all she's a real deal cinephile

[@michealclarke22]

I love her

[@SalmiakAlert]

Nice to see Amelia on here. Interesting picks too.

[@howiespancakeshack]

She is wonderful.

[@alextromagnetic]

Excuse me?

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

Let me guess, the Kentucky Fried Movie?

[@user-dc5kc4gl5p]

@@Woozlewuzzleable and chicken run

[@robertcfedele]

💯👏

[@godfathababy]

YUPPP

[@joe.black-mortem.angelos]

She's not even an actress, Criterion WTF

[@h0lly_blue]

real chicken shop closet hours

[@AnthonyChobotdoespopcult-jz7jr]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sohanbiswas1463]

Since when criterion is inviting cringe influencers??

[@CECWeeklyNews]

omg OMG

[@rami617]

These Film selections are so Aquarius coded 😭😭😭

[@johnt84]

She's lovely and great choices 🔆

[@danieladamico5485]

i love Amelia

[@TopOfThePopsRedubbed]

I had to search who this was and I'm still none the wiser as to why she gets to go into the closet other than 'CELEB!'.

[@scottbarkley496]

Dimoldenberg ? Sounds like a name from GAME OF THRONES

[@The_Reality_Filter]

ask Ye

[@thomaswilke6312]

Do you think criterion would let me pick movies from the closet if I visit their office?

[@TheBogstaverne]

You don't have to be anywhere near the peripheral of movies or movie business to do it.

[@rudoludo]

They REALLY will let anyone in now. Really Criterion? jesus

[@h0lly_blue]

I get the feeling you don't like any human being on this planet

[@korrupt_]

just don't watch this episode then ?

[@joshgrobansdrymouth]

@@rudoludo oh booooo hoooo 😭😭😭😭

[@CarterVandeMoore]

OH MY GOD??

[@TheActualCathal]

I literally don't know her when she's not standing next to Andrew Garfield. I fully didn't even know that was her name.

[@michaelcrawley3338]

Oh dear, Criterion. Just why.

[@blakemeads9225]

Grow up.

[@anthonycarrasquillo6758]

Phenomenal taste, 12 angry men and Portrait of a lady on fire are perfect films. Now marry Andrew Garfield Dammit!

[@bobsbigboy_]

Shes cringe

[@rudoludo]

Can people stop with the "i'm watching a movie directed by a woman" pat on the head.

[@h0lly_blue]

"GUYS LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M BEING A CYNICAL CONTRARIAN, PAY ATTENTION TO ME" do you have HPD by any chance? because you might have it with how much you seem to be demanding headpats for being "against the grain" like the utter edgelord you're cosplaying as

[@jedidog3615]

We all know who was missing here...

[@annadewitt123]

It seems like even Criterion is after popularity. Why did you choose this woman, cause she can flirt with celebrities? Even the great director Nuri Bilge Ceylan is invited the closet yeeearrss later after he won Palm D'or.

[@danielcaldwell2019]

Wow you’re crying an awful lot in these comments 😂

[@ezgitatar6146]

👏👏👏

[@h0lly_blue]

I'm trying to decipher what you're attempting to say in this comment, Anna, and I'm struggling here

[@annadewitt123]

@@h0lly_blue Not everyone has the capacity to understand everything.

[@h0lly_blue]

@@annadewitt123 are you this vague and cryptic in real life or just on the internet

[@southwestkinema9149]

Essssh. Trump wins. Now this. What a horrible week.

[@Ack359]

Oh look, someone choosing All That Jazz again

[@mikesilva3868]

Great 😊

[@jsniff2112]

She went with Andrew Garfield didnt she 😍

[@The_Reality_Filter]

She's a Westminster gal, her education cost more than your house! Daddy is very very rich!

[@MatiPryjomko]

You seem very hung up on this, so much you've copy+pasted the same thing five times

[@h0lly_blue]

do you have any other jokes or not because it didn't land the first time

[@BrettTaezton]

Trump 2024 Vance 2028 2032 2036 2040 2044 etc

[@Bo_Lew]

Is this your whole personality, or . . . ?

[@h0lly_blue]

I'm sure you're a hit with all the ladies, Brett

[@snicker576]

She seems nice! Thought it was a little odd that she got excited because of the gender of a director of one of the movies though. Am I missing something, I don't get it

[@BrentFanan]

Very strange indeed!

[@DangerCrow]

It’s refreshing to see women explore themes of women rather than a male director’s take. Nothing wrong with men directing films about women, but it is different.

[@gabrielaegerter3451]

Yes you are missing something. About half a century of artistic discourse about the importance and necessity of women's work, and the relative dearth of its presence heretofore

[@snicker576]

@@DangerCrow Gotcha. I feel dumb now lol

[@kleins-v7v]

FIRST CRITERION CLOSET WITH GOAT TRUMP VINDICATED !!!!!!

[@joshgrobansdrymouth]

@@kleins-v7v don’t think you know what vindicated means

[@jon8004]

Even Mr. Criterion doesn't like you, bro.

[@h0lly_blue]

do you actually watch movies or are you just here to be a nonce

[@David-mi3il]

fs

[@TheBogstaverne]

WHO? AND WHY?

[@TheBogstaverne]

@@user-dc5kc4gl5p Explain

[@joshgrobansdrymouth]

Try this fancy new website called GOOGLE. All your questions could be answered in seconds.

[@joshgrobansdrymouth]

@@annadewitt123what a waste?As if there’s limited oxygen inside the closet and her being there is preventing someone else from being there lmao. What a donkey brain

[@joshgrobansdrymouth]

@@annadewitt123try this fancy new website called GOOGLE

[@botbot3698]

@@annadewitt123 why does anyone need to "deserve" to be here? wtf? we're just nerding out about movies bro, its not that deep.

[@BrettTaezton]

Get Vivek Ramaswamy on he’s a big movie fan

[@spanishbaldman]

Mostly crap.

[@h0lly_blue]

you're a very cynical man

[@albayrakcan]

bruh what the actual fuck? yea time to unf

[@joshgrobansdrymouth]

No one cares lol. You can’t even type out “unfollow” 😂

[@timy9197]

Lol

[@ezgitatar6146]

​@@joshgrobansdrymouthAre you in love with this lady😂

[@jon8004]

Yeah. Time to unf-tiss, unf-tiss, unf-tiss, unf-tiss, unf-tiss, unf-tiss, unf-tiss onto the dance floor.

[@joshgrobansdrymouth]

@@ezgitatar6146 do you know what a question mark is? 😂