American dad Fight Scene

[@irregulargamer1352]

the best "It's just a prank bro"

[@jackwilliams6272]

irregulargamer13 I

[@porobotboyxxx]

Pussy move on Bullock's side.

[@xtzyshuadog]

*He's lucky the promotion was all part of this episode plot, otherwise it would have been pointless like most modern Family Guy copout endings*

[@xtzyshuadog]

*Stand up and take a bow, Jeff!*

[@avishaibarrios5060]

Yeah I don’t think it was a prank

[@barbiquearea]

"Stand up and take a bow Jeff" ROFL

[@hitoshisawa8479]

barbiquearea you realy might believe he might have a spinal injury

[@c.galindo9639]

Dad, you’re not really buying all of this?

[@Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed]

oh boy Hailey a mere pawn

[@seijin4426]

He'll be fine 🤣

[@lel0uchvibritannia981]

I like how Stan took the time to write “Pain” on the menu.

[@Pandora234able]

That’s today’s special

[@tvrgriffithfan8682]

Stan is a much better father than Peter Griffin will ever be.

[@theshamegame2787]

Was.

[@keantedobosu3556]

Facts he beat the fuck outta him 😂😂😂😂

[@Kevinn679]

Stan learns about his mistakes and become better with time

[@acreativename2781]

Only in the early seasons. Just like Peter Griffin actually lol

[@vb_is_here9654]

Family guy > American Dad

[@mr_diddlz001]

Fun fact Jimmy Ng was actually a real people his real name was Trahn Ng but went by Jimmy. Trahn was a Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer who was killed in the line of duty by a street racer. He was a good friend of Seth MacFarlane. MacFarlane hearing of this news last minute switched the script and included Trahn into the show was Jimmy in order to honor his late friend

[@Andy_0L]

Wholesome

[@SpeedyWings2323]

1:22 Jimmy was a real person who was a member of the Royal Canadian Mountain Police that was killed by a drunk driver as he was driving to the set he was a close friend of Seth Macfarland

[@c.galindo9639]

How tragic

[@SpeedyWings2323]

C. Galindo yeah the drunk driver turned himself in the next day I believe

[@c.galindo9639]

SpeedyWings2323 hopefully he is still locked up

[@Iceblade269]

Do you think the joke made about him was in bad taste?

[@SpeedyWings2323]

@@Iceblade269 no I believe it was to remember him since he was just some everyday person like anyone and a small tribute would have been touching

[@jamiemcmillan6742]

"Silence Manhorse!"

[@pedanticwithsemantics1318]

THIS IS FOR NOT LETTING ME STOP AT THE CRICK FOR A DRINK

[@c.galindo9639]

Any last words, Deputy Director?

[@youngsoldier0114]

he took him by the nostrils and threw him

[@MrBrandonStar]

youngsoldier0114 yup

[@ivygirl9119]

Lol

[@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp]

Because Jeff sucks at everything he does.

[@dewolf123]

@@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp That's not it

[@reedschneider6587]

I wanna learn that move

[@supercoollink1228]

today's special *PAIN*

[@asurashun9695]

you copied the above joke,very original,said with sarcasm

[@walterclements3433]

Hmmm sounds delicious

[@justinhillenburg9286]

With a side helping of "I just whupped your fucking ass!!"

[@c.galindo9639]

Lmao. I love that he took the time to do that before bashing the sign over his head

[@conntoons_4848]

@@c.galindo9639 right? Lmao

[@ladiekiler16]

I'm surprised Patrick Stewart didn't bust a gut when when he said "Silence, Man Horse." He's certainly a professional.

[@c_n_b]

You should see him in Extras.

[@12DAMDO]

people don't understand the beauty of early American Dad

[@ksoundkaiju9256]

It’s aged better than family guy imo

[@Soremwar]

I prefer the character dynamics of the following seasons but I can't argue they were locked in with the plot in seasons 1-3

[@KKingTy03]

​​@@ksoundkaiju9256As someone that was an infant and small child in the Bush administration, I do gotta say that the politics definitely age the show.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I love how painfully realistic-looking Bullock's stumble is at 1:51

[@nashooo5903]

The fluid, realistic faint followed by the instant, rigid faceplant with a stock punch sound is the best slapstick gag yet lmao

[@ttmuh]

According to the actual DVD commentary, the joke that Klaus talked over went like this: Stan: Kirk was a much better captain! Bullock: What? Stan: Nothing.

[@dboy_johnny528]

Wait that’s actually hilarious 😭😭

[@FriezaSucks]

I love them so much for doing this with their DVD releases. Always a nice extra joke we don't get with the red tape of televised releases.

[@TheGoldenConnorific]

Thank you I've wondered that for years lol

[@Trap_ton]

What😊

[@ImProphet710]

@@Trap_tonyou don’t get it ? Star Trek my boy

[@LeoHwzrChannel]

Wow, Stan wrecked Bullock worse than Uriel Septim the 7th at the hands of the Mythic Dawn assassins

[@Luissv72]

Leonardo Huizar what?

[@Josh-tg9uv]

Leonardo Huizar Nice Elder scrolls 4 Oblivion refrence.

[@alexsm3882]

Wow thats an old reference

[@ellamarkley8085]

LeoHwzr I know

[@justsomeponywithamustache8731]

*NERD!!*

[@DarkSeraph95]

This is why Stan is a better father then Peter. somebody talks shit about his daughter he beats them to whiten an inch of their life

[@SoulShadowXY]

Didn’t peter torture mega bullies when he was principal ?

[@galactusthedestroyer1111]

Peter nearly killed that Connie girl when she was bullying Meg though?

[@umadbroo123]

haha I remember

[@dontmindme5879]

And remember Stan let Bullock Fuck his daughter for a promotion soooooooooooooo I mean is that's how u like you father's. 🤔

[@averageguy1469]

He was acting out of character.

[@TheGrandRevo]

“This guy rode me like a animal for 3 hours you had any idea what that’s like?....aaand now I’m not hungry” literally just got that lol

[@nickclark18]

then you are slow.

[@TheGrandRevo]

I was 9 when the episode came out, dickweed

[@TimiO47]

yeah you are slow smh I got it wen I saw it first time in 2005 when I was 11

[@TheHigherUps.]

@@TimiO47then you were a dirty 11 year old

[@kingxd3ath]

It's so funny how she raised her eyebrows 😂😂😂

[@MonadoMan]

Stan kicks ASS.

[@revampedharpy09]

MrLinkDeity well... he IS CIA trained sooooo... yeah

[@CSquint]

And yet he couldn't fight against his Greek bully...

[@revampedharpy09]

iChinkySquint good point...

[@MonadoMan]

Revampedharpy09 Stan was fighting for Haley though, so I think that's what drove him to fight, it's a father's job to beat the shit out of whoever disrespects his daughter

[@AdaWongMistress]

if stan went all out, Stelio kontos would be 100¨% dead, lol

[@rosybirchwood6476]

*I started crying when he yeeted him by the nostrils* 😂

[@marckbrown97]

I couldn’t breathe for like 5minutes 😂😂😂

[@wgnLhxtoj]

This is a 3 year old comment and it makes me feel really old.

[@lol-np6to]

Damn

[@DirtyMike124x]

That was seriously so funny, I can't believe it took me being almost 30 years old to inadvertently see how awesome it was on a random KZbin bootleg I somehow got recommended one day . What a gem 💎

[@TimiO47]

did you just say YEET???

[@conntoons_4848]

1:35 Damn Stan is strong, he broke off that seat like it was nothing.

[@strechemall]

Probably that adrenaline

[@odinsama6932]

he messed around and found out though, wouldnt you do the same if your boss called your daughter that..??

[@supersizesenpai]

"SIlence! Man-horse." LMAOO

[@c.galindo9639]

Lmao that was a funny line

[@The_House_Always_Wins]

It’s incredibly satisfying when Stan isn’t nerfed in a fight

[@lastwill3557]

For real. The excuse of Stan being a "weapon expert not H2H" was always such bullshit and contradicted many times by other episodes. Stan consistently have straight up superhuman fighting capacity when he isn't nerfed by the plot.

[@Maurice.Vaalentín]

Stan vs Goku

[@BoundlessOneValin]

@@lastwill3557ion gaf, that means stan’s so much of a brick shit house they have to purposely wright bullshit reasons for him to lose

[@dangelofer5428]

Stan actually standing up for Haley was kinda Nice to see

[@marcushendriksen8415]

I still can't believe someone managed to talk Patrick Stewart into playing such an off-the-wall character, but nobody else would ever have been as good!

[@KunaTuna]

Wow he ripped a metal stool straight outta the floor, thats some rage!

[@seanspear6224]

This was this episode that honoured the memory of jimmy ng

[@xtzyshuadog]

Who isn't even a real person...

[@stonefree7973]

@@xtzyshuadog Yes he was a real person www.findagrave.com/memorial/79917549/trahn-_jimmy_-ng m.imdb.com/name/nm3552908/

[@c.galindo9639]

At least they honored him

[@thenextgeneration9030]

@@xtzyshuadog dumbass

[@GlenDeaton]

​@@xtzyshuadogwhat do you mean

[@adrian_veidt]

They nerfed Stan so hard in the later seasons.

[@varietyhub2948]

0:55 this is probably one of the most satisfying scence in the whole first season

[@SamPashmi]

Bullocks pain and desperation was so much that even I felt it. And the fact that he was forcing himself to stay conscious through sheer will power while somehow still formulating coherent sentences takes a LOT of strength

[@hectorcastillo4660]

"im assertive now" RIP lmao

[@AnotherJohnDoe]

1:30: "Kirk was the best captain."

[@thewandererslibrary9928]

I don’t get the joke

[@adroitmc7274]

Star Trek reference.

[@jurisfootrag]

The first Star Trek captain was James T. Kirk, played by William Shatner... The second was Jean-Luc Picard, played by Patrick Stewart who also plays Bullock on American Dad lol

[@thewandererslibrary9928]

Im poking the hornet's nest, asshole oh now I get it

[@xtzyshuadog]

*Kirk was a BETTER captain*

[@Unmedicated_Moments]

Lmao Jeffs twitching lololol

[@hitoshisawa8479]

3C-FD lol

[@thatoneshadowchao7748]

Stelio Kontos would destroy

[@royjonesrampage6684]

ThatOneShadowChao stelio stelio kantos!

[@410adelson]

And Luiz

[@CombatSportsNerd]

ThatOneShadowChao they nerfed Stan for the sake of plot tho

[@RaveSmoove]

Wrd

[@DietSugar0]

@@royjonesrampage6684 Stelio (and Louise) Selio Kontos

[@lionlyons]

FYI, the ”funniest joke in the episode” is: Stan: Kirk was a better captain! Bullock (stunned that Stan would dare say that): What?! It’s covered up with the commentary because it’s a “real world” joke rather than one based on events in the show.

[@Joru0906]

What did bullock say when he broke the bottle in his hand.

[@Nameless82284]

That wasn't funny. How is that the funniest joke in the episode? And yes I get the joke but it's not funny.

[@shotaroikaros7096]

Thank you, I’ve been wondering that for YEARS

[@metallicarchaea1820]

Sisko was a better Captain!

[@Jvm181]

​@@Nameless82284 They assumed we wouldn't know the real dialogue when they had Klaus say it was the funniest joke.

[@kilohzz3302]

2:43 “take a bow Jeff” lmao 😂

[@ManMonkey600]

The rode me like an animal line is still one of my all time favorites from this show.

[@mranonymous2285]

He was in on it...😄😄 take a bow Jeff... Bravo!!!!

[@michalbukvai7548]

This man rode me like an animal for three hours. Do you have ANY idea what that's like?

[@CommonCent]

+Michal Bukvai PAUSE

[@rasheedqe]

Bullock has amazing stamina for an old guy.

[@michaels5658]

+rasheedqe Do we know how old Bullock is?

[@rasheedqe]

Michael S He looks old.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

SILENCE MANHORSE!

[@granitegobbler95]

Today's specials: PAIN!!!!!

[@BrutalFoX.]

I miss this version of stan, bad ass and knows hand to hand combat, but new stan is a loser can't handle things and gets beaten up easily

[@NateS917]

Well he's older

[@Stonetothebone]

@@NateS917Ik it’s a cartoon but nothing shows that Steve is the same age when he starts and ends the show, stand just got turned into a punching bag

[@cadetwright6496]

​@@Stonetotheboneat least he no longer a virgin no more!! But yeah really gotta give him something than a get together with debbie

[@c.galindo9639]

I love the part where Stan is hungry then loses his appetite lol It’s hilarious

[@sebathadah1559]

I really like this scene. Especially the part where Stan writes "PAIN!!!" under today's special.

[@kingxd3ath]

This is one of the best fight scenes of the series. Avery trying his hardest to play it off makes it even better😂😂😂

[@AnonLemur]

R.I.P Jimmy Ung.

[@consoleediting5280]

Who?

[@redzarothesmoothguy5624]

Console Editing jimmy ng is a close friend to Seth Macfarlane that was supposed to play that Asian fry cook that Klaus was talking about when Stan and Bullock was fighting

[@c.galindo9639]

Yup. They showed the cook twice in this episode

[@christopherbolanos4529]

I thought it was a joke commentary damn that's sad rip

[@ecgameplayer]

Proud Mountie, killed by some punk with a fast car

[@Onigirli]

The sudden voice-over cracked me up, I forgot the original episode had that gimmick. "There is spirit within... there is spirit without..."

[@conntoons_4848]

The today’s special pain part always makes me laugh. It so unnecessary and hilarious

[@ninjafrog6966]

“for if you couldn’t stand up for your daughter, how could you stand up for your country? or something like that” 💀

[@REALdominogaminggrounds]

Dude legit passed out for a split second at 1:57🤣🤣

[@Grandmaster_Dragonborn]

1:10 Stan’s little run 🏃🏻😆

[@Tigerman1138]

00:24 ....explains why Stand is a little beaten down. "And now I'm not hungry." LOL!

[@Shadowkey392]

Ahh Patrick Stewart is awesome.

[@manbear4222]

+Shadowkey392 Yeah well your favorite character got rekted.

[@jamile1391]

+Cinnabon well they had to complete with family guy back then

[@Madiuss]

+jamile blackwood complete?

[@jamile1391]

Madiuss are you a professional troll by any chance

[@Madiuss]

no i was just wondering if you misspell compete.. dont take it personnal

[@JavierMartinez-oj3rg]

This is the first time I ever seen a father defend his daughters honor in fact it’s the best kind of fighting it makes me feel alive

[@juanchocorleone]

Man... Patrick Stewart is a good fighter.

[@tylersczublewski6166]

Juancho Corleone ya for a 70 year old man.

[@JamalMack]

Stan: “This guy rode me like an animal for 3 hours. Do you have any idea what’s that’s like?🥺 Haley:😑 Stan: “and now I’m not hungry” 😒

[@j.peters1222]

Best part of the whole episode imo LOL

[@syriaun]

Lmaoooo😂🤣

[@SethVivianBarker]

I didn't get that joke as a kid. Now I'm laughing my ass off

[@Roderickthegray]

Bullock is strong as shit taking Jeff by his nostrils like that.

[@imlylathemsmfansaveukraine6530]

The commentary cracks me the heck up! 😂😂😂

[@iJUSTON]

“Silence man-horse!” - Patrick Stewart

[@AmishParadise27]

According to the DVD commentary, the joke that Klaus talked over went like this Stan: "Kirk was a much better Captain" Bullock: "What?" Stan: "Nothing"

[@naheemlewis7616]

Respect to Stan for standing up for Hayley

[@platinumpatience5307]

Stan: "Sir, she is my daughter?" Bullock: "SILENCE MAN HORSE!"

[@NRF-zf7qt]

One of the best scenes in the entire show.

[@ruviktwoface9059]

Props would be wanting this back, Hilarious! XD

[@carljohnson4285]

Telling Jeff to stand and take a bow after turning that man's spine into a slinky is a new level of Batman

[@nickzilla20]

Love Klaus’s commentary during the fight.

[@stephengreen2564]

@ 1:34 the way he lands on his head 😂

[@oscarsanderson7622]

2:42 brilliant, you really believes he might have a severe spinal injury.

[@xXJMZJrXx]

This is still before stans first kill, he was ready to get it here no hesitation

[@yaboycoconuthead7012]

Jeff's leg twitch at 2:43 is hilarious 😂😂

[@Gustavo-xo7rm]

It took me 15 years to find this masterpiece 😂

[@vickperez65]

This is the first episode i ever watched 😂 the rest is history

[@splatter5218]

How did Stan get beaten by Stelio again?

[@CabbageSandwich]

+Connor Gregory Because stelio is a GOD my friend. He has his own theme song. That's how.

[@Tindreal]

+Connor Gregory Stan could beat Stelio without breaking a sweat, the only reason why Stelio can beat Stan is because of the mental scar Stan got when Stelio bullied him.

[@billdavis7577]

Cause it's a cartoon, it doesn't have to make any sense.

[@pepsi1182]

Tindreal that or the writters want stan to get beat up

[@paytonbusteed6457]

Splatter Because stelio is a 60 year old man

[@craigharvey-gurr337]

THIS IS FOR TREATING ME LIKE AN ERRAND BOY!!!!! THIS IS FOR DELAYING MY PROMOTION!!!!!! THIS IS FOR DISRESPECTING MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!! AND THIS IS FOR NOT STOPPING AT THE CREEK FOR A DRINK!!!!!!!!

[@jamestown8398]

Avery Bullock was pretty clever in this scene. He managed to talk his way out of certain death.

[@sherlock3134]

Today's Special: PAIN!!!

[@rubenscottfitness6919]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OMFG IM DYING, THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER

[@justbecuz5723]

This episode was dedicated to a special cast member Trahn “Jimmy” Ng. Klaus even mentions him in his commentary :) Rest In Peace Jimmy!

[@sixkicksfightertricks949]

Stan fought so much better in the old days. What if he fought Stelios like this? He'd stan' a chance at least.

[@blaster23456]

I think Stan was more shocked and afraid of the emotionless monster that's about to destroy him to think rationally.

[@azatecas]

3:18 Bullock had a gun the whole time he took that beating

[@theshamegame2787]

Doesn't seem like he wanted to kill Stan, just beat him into submission. Otherwise, he'd have killed him off-guard later on, or used his CIA connections to set him up. Him using the fork, and other weapons was likely to just inflict serious harm, rather than outright kill him.

[@LondonHaughton]

Yeah, I have a feeling. Jeff won’t be using his nose for a long time after that at 0:19

[@oshawott773]

a rare instance of stan being a good father

[@Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent]

0:44 stan's head: who u calling horse man!?

[@jashuacolbert6849]

I will never know how Haley fell for Jeff I mean come on homie looked you in the eyes and threw you like a football

[@Argos-xb8ek]

Cause he is kind to her.

[@hardchuck1900]

When ?

[@jashuacolbert6849]

Hard chuck when he grabbed his nose

[@RogerCook-dj4ye]

Stan’s spy instincts are insane. Only when he doesn’t have an ego it’s on

[@Probablyabox]

this is actually pretty good fight choreography

[@konigeurichderwestgoten4460]

Stan had the upper hand for most of the fight, but with how Avery held his own, you've got to wonder how dangerous he was in his youth.

[@juliocbp9389]

0:07 Me, to the spider in the bathroom that my girlfriend wants me to kill.

[@mcgriddlefor20dollar]

2:44 the spider

[@deanwilliamson1929]

1:38 Stan (Seth MacFarlane): Any last words, Deputy Director? Avery Bullock (Patrick Stewart):Um, Uh, just two: you pass.

[@michma121]

Stan, "Hey, I'm hungry! This guy rode me like an animal for three hours! Do you have any idea what that's like?" Hayley gives Stan a questioning look. Stan, "And now I'm not hungry."

[@noahsmith4877]

Classic Stan

[@davisbowe8668]

I miss in the early seasons when Stan was actually a badass. I feel like they made him too much of a punching bag in the later seasons. I mean, the guy is a CIA Agent, he shouldn't be taken out so easily in a fight.

[@ameerkhan1028]

R.i.p the voice actor of the Asian cook

[@ray-0249]

“And this is for not letting me stop by the creek for a drink”. I lost it.

[@leavemealone802]

0:24 that was Best joke of the episode

[@miion3242]

"It's okay I'll shut up now"😂😂

[@user-vi4yj5tx5p]

he had a gun during that whole fight

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

Luis Mandujano They both did.

[@ghghhbbhuh8883]

They’re real men, they handled shit with their fists man to man instead of shooting one another like Pussies.

[@sgtvirus6696]

Ghghh Bbhuh And also they probably didn't think of using their guns.

[@licktin1091]

Ghghh Bbhuh i dont think it was man to man when Bullock tried to stab Stan

[@marcelalcejuste257]

Only pussies reach for their gun in a one on one fight. Little basic bitch.

[@hosaepalvin9795]

bullock wasnt wrong about hayley. but seeing him back down at the end does put a smile on my face. "but... you're really hurt..." makes me laugh the most for some reason lol

[@jamilbenjamin220]

Bullock had that ass whooping coming many times over

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

God damn stan wrecked bullock I mean yea stans no unscathed but good Lord broke his arm his leg black eye probably broke bullocks nose too and I'm pretty sure a concussion

[@Jefffery]

The fact that everyone is just staring at them fight

[@DemonDethchase]

With the mention of the break away glass at the end reminds me of that match Kurt Angle and Shane McMahon had at King of the Ring and their glass spot incident

[@theirregulargamer13]

The best "its just a prank bro" get away.

[@odinsama6932]

"I'm assertive now" as he gets thrown by his nostrils.