Amityville Horror - Phelous

[@phelous]

"Why did you re-edit this?" To keep it on KZbin, the same reason almost all re-edits on KZbin happen.

[@iamthenightfly]

But why aren't you reviewing newer shitty horror movies :(?

[@DevilFan669]

When are you gonna do a review for Resident Evil 4 Remake? Phelan bro

[@TemmiePlays]

@@iamthenightfly considering the alarming nu,ber of re-edits to only horror, and the fact he casts a small net with horror means - likely not gona happen.

[@MentalLiberation]

​@@iamthenightfly wait, there are newer bad horror movies? All I keep hearing about are the good ones....

[@faenethlorhalien]

Wow you look young there. I mean, you were.

[@Usagi393]

“This movie was based on a book that was definitely, truly written”

[@cam4636]

My favorite part about the "true" Amityville Horror is that the DeFeo investigation basically went like this: Butch DeFeo: My sister killed the whole family and then herself! The Cops: Nope. Butch DeFeo: Uh...it was my uncle, he killed my family! The Cops: Uh-uh. Butch DeFeo: Uh, uh...the mafia killed my family! The Cops: No. Butch DeFeo: Uh, well, uh...it was demons! The Cops: ...Demons, you say? The Warrens: Demons, you say? Hollywood: Demons? You don't say! Cue 50 years of "is the Amityville house possessed by DEMONS?!?! Find out in our (loosely based on a) TRUE STORY tell all feature length film series!!!"

[@SalusFuturistics]

The Epic Prequel to "The Lamp did it!"

[@GIANLUCANABBO]

that "thank you for that", so many memories ...

[@bryanbutchmartin9260]

Physical media should never stop being produced because there's no guarantee that your favorite shows and movies will be supported on a streaming service forever. Whereas as long as you have the working hardware, you cann guarantee yourself the viewing of your media.

[@plasmaguy92]

Happy this one got re-uploaded. I remember laughing my ass off at the Shut Up part and being confused at the Baby Ghost reference. Wouldn’t be a Phelous review without masterfully hilarious editing and a reference that goes over people’s heads

[@gracekim1998]

True that😂 at least we all get to learn some cool trivia by accident through said references

[@culwin]

That house was HYPER REALISTIC.

[@mtfmichael.talks.fashion3613]

Ryan screaming shut up Is the best part of the film

[@SpeedyEric1]

I also love the use of audio clips from Treehouse of Horror V when Homer was going all Jack Torrance.

[@rogue7723]

I also kinda liked the camera quality looking like the ‘70’s when the killings and haunting took place.

[@reptile1677]

Ryan:SHUT UP Son:😢

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

SHUT UP!!

[@SpeedyEric1]

I love the additions in this re-edit, like The Amityville Comedy, David Arquette, and the dog fro Silent Hill.

[@MrDarksol]

To this day I still find it funny that Ryan Reynolds the guy who in the far future would basically become The Green Lantern in one movie then becomes deadpool from now on and then proceeds to become pikachu at 1 point was also a guy early in life who basically told his family to shut up in a horror movie lol. Oh oh and he now owns his own business that I keep finding ads on KZbin a lot so yeah Ryan is living good.

[@Crystal_Dylan]

I know right it’s like how Paul Rudd made it big with Ant Man and a couple other movies and people forget one of his earliest movies is the worst Halloween film.. at least of the original continuity not sure about the reboots and remakes

[@jackharpring5849]

Jokes on Phelous, he eventually reviews Garfield.

[@gracekim1998]

FORESHADOWING! 4.2.22

[@andreasnickmann370]

​@@gracekim1998to quote "Dingo's" "Beauty and the Beast:" "your foreshadowing is sooooooooooooooo stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid"

[@ashtree80]

Actually, that garfield-ghostbuster thing BLEW MY MIND! Love these reviews : )

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

I always knew, since Lorenzo Music had that weird stoned bored way of talking that was just so weird in Ghostbusters... you'd think a con-man like Peter would sound more interested.

[@randalgraves6979]

If only they got Dave Coulier to do a Caddyshack Bill Murray impression, that would be better …………..,. Oh wait, no it wouldn’t 😐

[@catisyellen9877]

Phelan has always been so chaotic and I love it. 😂

[@0lAllan]

I miss the older music. I like Sad Panda rocking out with that grainy, crunchy, grunge guitar. It gave these episodes an energetic and memorable outro that sticks with you.

[@PapaTaurean]

And then George Lutz left his family to start the Deadpool movie franchise.

[@wstine79]

Old Man Priest: "The house is leaking blood. It's completely useless now!"

[@DarkseidJoshua]

Thanks for the re-edit so the video can stay up on the channel. I really enjoy your videos, so thank you for the hard work that goes towards making them and keeping them up.

[@Fibah]

Didn't know you could re-release a video in this way. It popped up in my subscriptions but still has comments from years ago O_O. Anyways, a blast from the past regardless, classic Phelous! Much love, from Iceland ~

[@phelous]

When I have to do some of these re-edits I keep them unlisted for a while because I want to try and spread out re-edits going public.

[@Zice033]

Honestly....The Addition of the Dog Ending bit makes this the superior cut of this video.

[@rogue7723]

Honestly, the scariest parts in this movie are Ryan snapping and descending into madness, so at last this remake got _that_ right.

[@davidhouston6475]

One of the many trials and tribulations Deadpool had to go through to get where he's at now.

[@GloryHulle]

I actually love it when you upload re-edited videos; it's always nice to revisit some of your older content. Plus we get to see a rare glimpse of you without your facial hair, lol! Your horror movie reviews are some of my absolute favorite content on KZbin, and I very much enjoyed looking back at your fantastic take on this unintentionally hilarious mess of a film. Thank you so much! ♥

[@mathieuleader8601]

I always imagined the boar spirit introducing itself *THEY CALL ME MR. PIG!*

[@mathieuleader8601]

seeing Chip the Green Lantern makes me want to see Wabuu as a Green Lantern

[@gracekim1998]

I second that😂

[@charlottecorday8494]

I miss these kind of horror reviews from you SO MUCH!

[@slenders1ckn3ss]

Clean-shaven Phelous always throws me for a loop. WHO IS THAT BABY FACED MAN

[@BugsyFoga]

Deadpool’s wacky haunted house adventures.

[@TevyaSmolka]

I remember this review on blip and it was really funny back in the day and still funny till this day.

[@chriswilson3126]

Another thing with the dog is, it helps pull George out of the bloody pit near the end of the original as well! He was a goodest of bois!

[@edisonlima4647]

The only thing I remembered about this movie were the long shots with Ryan Reynolds bearded, super buff and shirtless, cutting logs, dripping wet with the rain and sweat. That's the sole reason I've ever seen anyone recommend the remake, tbh.

[@TheAngryLibrarian]

This movie uses a lot of horror tropes that almost never fail to spook me because I'm a full-on wimp, but I still laughed so much every time you showed one of those clips with your silly narration. xD I appreciate stuff like this because it helps me sleep at night pff.

[@Amesang]

_"The Amityville Toaster. Make breakfast spooky! Spooky talking toaster. Spooky eat-me toast! Yum yum yum! Human hand."_

[@03bgood]

The "Shut up!" part looks like something from a Disney Channel show!

[@RedDragonM1]

Ryan seems like the guy of guy who would apologize for scaring the kids, or yelling at them.

[@davidhouston6475]

Oh yeah the house that has windows that remind you of creepy All-Seeing eyes.

[@greeeeenery]

The editing around 8:30 is perfection

[@Tareltonlives]

This is the funniest thing Baby Ghost was ever featured

[@samyelts8498]

Thank you 🙏 😂❤ for the re upload

[@JumpNShootSH]

this was one of those videos where I loved your use of laughtracks

[@felipechalreo]

Phelous created a multiverse before multiverses were cool 😎

[@culwin]

The PCU

[@gracekim1998]

@@culwin I love it 😊

[@masterseal0418]

This was before Ryan Reynolds became Deadpool, so yay. Everything portrayed in the Amityville Horror remake never happened in the real case, but the references in this(Baby Ghost, Green Lantern 2011, The Simpsons), and the opening with Garfield/Ghostbusters was enjoyable! There's a likely chance this review originally uploaded in 2013 or 2014 before it got deleted, among others with the re-edit cut.

[@alexlents4689]

Fun fact: The house still exists, but the quarter-moon windows on the third floor were replaced in 1990, and 112 Ocean Avenue isn’t even the address anymore, all to discourage visitors. The residents of Amityville, NY are unhappy with the international attention this hoax has given their fairly small town of not even 10,000 people. I think that should be respected.

[@gingaddict]

I love the Simpsons jokes!

[@yungmahon715]

Long time fan of the channel Got busy with life so I never had time to watch Hit a new low so now I do... glad to be back though, this was always a safe place when I was a kid

[@ShadeMeadows]

*IT'S BACK.*

[@Purgamentum]

Sucks you're getting all these copyrights now, love the minor edits and new gags you put in though!

[@dragondaveltd1992]

12:45 Urge to kill Rising... *Bonk, Bong* 13:06 Urge to kill... Fading... Fading... *RISING!!* Fading...

[@Hayamaneko]

The lack of possesed lamp is what really.nroight this movie down

[@TheCosmicFireStar]

Remembered one of his reviews for the Short film Boogeyman based on the Stephen King story, it’s now adapted into a full feature film in June.

[@androidmk5987]

I can understand suing a movie over depicting a character based heavily off you killing a dog.

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Oh, they messed up the punchline with all those flies. Instead of "get out", they should have said, "buzz off!"

[@gracekim1998]

Only just now realised it was re-edited. Hello again 👋 might as well acknowledge it😊 Ryan before the Deadpool days. Also i STILL adore the foreshadowing at the start of the video 😂 Saw 4.2.22

[@MrOrcshaman]

Weird to think how Ryan would go onto being the face of the guy who wants to keep the integrity of the film he's in with Deadpool and wolverine

[@neogotham2k39]

I still enjoy this review, those were great times!

[@rodrolliv]

1:08 As I've commented in a recent Mathew Buck video, "Inspired by absolute bollocks" would also be more fitting

[@MentalLiberation]

Ryan Reynolds and Chris Evans: talk about turnarounds! By the way, I saw this in theaters. Thankfully it wasn't full price. 😅

[@gracekim1998]

I will always love your self aware humour😎 Oh my gosh ‘evil Clone’ at the start🤣 And then by 2021 the evil clone got his wish🤣🥳 FORESHADOWING!!!!😜 4.2.22

[@randalgraves6979]

Da da daaa Garfield-Ian. 🧐

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Alright! Another Re-edit! It's time to play Spot the Difference!

[@DevilFan669]

at 10:45 lol 28 Days Later since it was on the Day 28 and I'm surprised that you didn't do a review for those 2 movies Phelan bro

[@shanghigh20]

Yeah I'm from Long Island and people talk about that house it's not even there anymore

[@sageparra4956]

Aahh, 1:53 scared the crap out of me.

[@canedust]

No final battle between Green Lantern and the Evil Lamp? Zero stars, movie

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, KILL ME, FUUUUUUUUUCK !!!!! ...and other adventures of Garfield and friends.

[@sanzibal4167]

Frankly speaking I also would sue if movie told that I killed my pet.

[@scottylewis8124]

Ryan's performance reminds me of Steven Weber in The Shining miniseries.

[@mtfmichael.talks.fashion3613]

you know through the movie Ryan is thinking about big mettle balls

[@lilg8017]

Phelous's nextdoor neighbor is in this movie

[@SeanMelendez-df3zg]

Ryan Reynolds went on to be Deadpool shortly after this and also at one point murdered the entire Marvel Universe. So take as you will...lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

Before Deadpool, Ryan really couldn't ditch that Green Lantern stink!

[@gracekim1998]

Well it was 2011😅 it was pretty fresh back then

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Chloe Grace Mortez was so cute in this movie.

[@captainautobots]

"But really, _why_ was this review re-edi--" *"SHYUT UP!!!"*

[@EpicJasonX9000]

This video was actually re-edited by a lamp! XD

[@MentalLiberation]

10:17 Wait, Forest Whitaker is opening a boat house? You should leave. He's definitely the killer

[@decepticonleaderstarscream6551]

Ah, so this was the review before the Nightmare on Elm Street Remake review

[@matthewpaul6904]

Where has Homer dubbed over homicidal Ryan Reynolds been all my life?

[@wstine79]

It's cool that Ryan Reynolds is portraying same character that Josh Brolin's dad, James, make famous

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Surprised you did not do a Baxter Stockman voice parody with the "You get the FUCK out of here!" rude flies.

[@michaelthomas5433]

Man, Casper was a dick when he hung around Green Lantern.

[@norbertovalle7928]

Omg Phelous you shaved!!! You look good buddy! Lookin good lol

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

I laughed my ass off at 11:33

[@Feasco]

ah, lil bebby phelous

[@StarshineGoomba]

I remember really only enjoying shirtless Ryan Reynolds in this... and the extended lore about John Ketchem. Not that I believe it, but it's a lot more interesting than the original version.

[@awesomeperson531]

You can tell this review was made in 2011 because of the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern joke

[@gracekim1998]

😂yes

[@RichardWatt]

James Brolin looks a lot like George Eastman in that photo in the original movie.

[@gracekim1998]

And then Santa house killed them😜

[@nibirumul8754]

I live right near Amityville, and that stupid movie and urban legends has ruined the town's reputation. That house isn't haunted at all. (The DeFeo family were real people, though, and they really were killed by their psycho oldest son.)

[@rickpgriffin]

Wait a second... this video is unlisted, so how is it still in the Phelous and the Movies playlist?

[@gracekim1998]

Um I guess he added it to the list

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

He can still add his own videos to playlists.

[@famijher]

So, when will Phelous do a review on the latest Amityville Direct to DVD Movie, Amityville in Space? 100% related to the original story, honest. Just like all the other 30 or so movies with Amityville in the Title, since the name of the town is Public Domain, after all.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

But does it relate to Amityville 4 AKA The Lamp Escapes ?

[@renamon5658]

Nice

[@elinfini]

9:52 That's a good point: _when_ are you gonna review "Island of the Dead"?

[@nexusgiga]

Phelous horror review gang we eating

[@renamon5658]

There are over 14 amityville movies.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Pity you have to re-edit it, but hey, I still have the original yay! LOL when she starts to go in and just smash that other lady with a hammer, what the hell is with that? :D Ah yeah, that was the same actress in Triangle-triiiaangle-triiiangle-try-angle... And Ryan Reynolds, in a horror? He is way too funny for this. The house having eyes is so silly. I expected this to end like Monster House.

[@ASRGRetro]

the acual house the DeFeo's died in is actually down the street from the one they use in these movies, they just chose that one cause it looked creepier

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

LOL that is some irony.

[@Uncle-Jay]

I dunno, I actually enjoyed this film. I probably watch it at least once a year. I mean if you had to choose any Amityville Horror film to watch, you could really go with a worse film. Unless you got access to LSD, then the second one is actually pretty good.

[@benjaminmorgan425]

Where have the last 12 years gone?

[@covcova]

I’ve read the book and watched the original movie. I didn’t see the remake, but based on this review, I don’t think I’d like it. While the story almost certainly isn’t real, it’s still fun to think that it COULD be, and this moves it too far from reality.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Ryan Reynolds owns a football team now

[@dawwe8869]

Eyy