An Actual Review of No Man's Sky

[@MrDrProfessor4]

The auto-generated captions: Are we capable of doing anything that matters? Is there a point? Cause if you stop to think about it, what really is the point of doing anything aside from getting PIZZA?

[@Furigou]

"This town is full of monsters! How can you just sit there and eat PIZZA!?"

[@senza4591]

@@Furigou genius

[@damg5080]

aw it changed

[@DainnGreywall]

sadly the auto gen captions have gotten better and now it's just [_] (Aka bad word) so it recognizes what he's saying now lol

[@silicalnz]

Its odd how many good channels I've discovered due to KZbin recommending their reviews on a game I have never played (No Man's Sky).

[@silicalnz]

Also 10:15 that's a genius anecdote

[@theashennamedjerry3203]

SilicalNZ joseph anderson is the shit

[@niaschim]

It's not a game it's a toy #mindblow Get it? It has no goal, it has optional goals (right?)

[@wslaxmiddy]

Same shit, this guy and Joseph Anderson are both great and found them both from No mans sky Actually I watched Joe's fallout analysis then forgot about him until no mans sky

[@sunbleachedangel]

I have discovered two already. This and Joseph Anderson

[@MarcAlcatraz]

i love no mans sky! the best interactive screen saver I've ever had!

[@omaisho]

lol

[@corbin1157]

Nah, I prefer "Mountain".

[@elenaphisher244]

Marc Alcatraz The most expensive dynamic theme ever!

[@prestongarvey5474]

You evil person it is hell and you should not say this

[@owenhale8936]

I wouldn't say interactive....

[@FoxtrotYouniform]

Still occasionally watching 5 years later just because everything about these videos are so damn good

[@HypernovaBolts11]

Glad it's not just me!

[@shammytv]

OMG I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD

[@yunghoooligan]

Dont worry, im alive.

[@ricardoe43010]

At least the soundtrack is dope af

[@jessegartung294]

You just copying Yahzee style maybe I should also put you as a videogame villain.

[@Cupit29]

Yahzee doesn't have a monoploy on wit.

[@TheZabbiemaster]

Shammy hey what music was on the background here? also really like the humor!

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

"Heh! Whatdya think this is, some sort of video james...?" That line. I lost it at that line.

[@ademyener740]

i came back to this video just for that line

[@jeefberky9101]

The owl images are simplistic of course but god do I love them

[@adwans1491]

Those are selfies

[@NuSpirit_]

With all that head smashing I am surprised you even managed to finish this :P

[@White_Tiger93]

that head smashing, its true of all of us that would expect it could be what it should be in final product, hence the head smashing. ohh Shammy, you make me laugh so hard.

[@warlynx5644]

NuSpirit 4:04 has his eyes going full derp

[@prestongarvey5474]

NuSpirit it is the worst game on earth

[@voidembracedwitch]

Preston Garvey No it's not. Go through the new releases list on Steam for a while or alternatively watch Jim Sterling's "direct to video" videos and you'll see some horrendous shit that's far worse than NMS could ever be.

[@imacrazyllama572]

That's it, I'm subscribing.

[@Reddline198X]

Don't let the existential dread set in, Shammy. DON'T LET IT SET IN.

[@shammytv]

It's too late for me. Save yourself. Subscribe to HowToBasic.

[@Reddline198X]

Instructions unclear, now my kitchen is covered in eggs

[@callmetired2294]

@@shammytv I'm from the future. Don't review apex

[@SirZulu]

I've been told i'm the No Man's Sky of people, what should i do with myself?

[@TaintedEmoHeart]

Refuse refunds

[@deseancelestine5157]

Sir Zulu whatever it is. it isn't good

[@wendigo8153]

die? not really sure

[@bradleysprague4510]

try to be funny, cause this game is a fucking joke

[@CloudedPeach]

Lie a whole lot about what Being No Man's Sky is like

[@GoldphishAnimation]

j-jesus shammy how long did that minecraft cutaway take you

[@android19willpwn]

however long it took, it was worth it.

[@shammytv]

Hey if you want to chat I'm streaming right now twitch.tv/ShammyYT/ Get in here or don't it's up to you I guess.

[@danielhamster7989]

Shammy 0 fks given

[@ReaperGamings]

Shammy LOL two months later.

[@TheWigglesMan2000]

Shammy wait are you still streaming

[@CowboySkeetbop]

Shammy no you're not :(

[@iagoofdraiggwyn98]

I seriously watch this everynight as a bedtime story. 20/10 voice and humor

[@b.b.927]

If I'm going to be honest that minecraft scene with dicks and calculator made me laugh harder than I have at any joke in any other youtube video I've ever watched

[@Ramsey276one]

5:25

[@spinningninja2]

No Man's Sky is: What happens when game devs don't control their ideas. I've been learning alot about game development lately and one of the ideas that has really been sticking is that you have to keep a tight focus. This game screams to me that the people who made it had a LOT of ideas for it, but simply not enough time/ manpower to implement it all properly

[@cjcathead2468]

spinningninja2 I mean its very well possible and likely considering a lot of things that was mentioned weren't in the game.

[@nathanclark2424]

Kinda like STALKER SOC in how GSC had to be forced into finishing the game within this millennium.

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

well they certainly didn't have enough manpower. they literally had a 6-man team

[@ShadowofaMermaid]

I suddenly feel the urge to write a novel titled "The Game Developer and the Goblin Living in His Head" XDDD

[@orangypteco8858]

Bia T do it

[@powersincorporated7961]

This video is 4 years old at the time of me commenting, and I just wanna say that I come back every once in a while just for the joke at the end lmao

[@babyplaze]

"you have to know the language to learn the language, you fucking giraffes" hahaha! too funny but so true.

[@dandilus8024]

It's like when the Alien speaks to you they are using Google Translate, Also I subbed

[@killroyjenkins7073]

released on the 9th for playstation and on the 12th for adults. you got me bro, take my like! xD

[@mihirtalati9960]

The answer to that guys question finally came later that year: titanfall 2

[@aWolffromElsewhere]

Your scrips are fucking gold.

[@shammytv]

thanks br0

[@TheMissing8]

No Man's sky is a life simulator in the way that there is no fucken point.

[@RealGairos]

TheMissing8 But life can actually be fun! And if it's not, just kill someone. I bet you can't do that in no man's sky :P

[@SephonDK]

This is hilarious. Close to Yahtzee in style, but longer and very well edited. You should have more subs.

[@ralphlauren1998]

He’s got 750k

[@drdre4397]

ever since angry joe has cut his review uploads by more then half ive been looking for high quality funny reviews. Found it. Nice work keep it up.

[@justinburdett3684]

Your videos are hilarious and your intelligent metaphors and anecdotes reward the viewer for knowing things about the world in a way I've never really seen before. Can't wait to see what you review next!

[@Wiiman13545]

Yah know I love how you're consistent with the specific species of Owl. Good old Great Horned.

[@haseobodom8071]

I've really grown to love your reviews. Like I really hang on the fact that you might release a new one. That tortoise joke killed me. Keep up the great work!

[@shammytv]

F

[@mrswan7745]

Holy fuck. You went from 5 thousand subs 4 months ago to over 15 times that now. Nice job!

[@theaffablestranger3672]

Three things I absolutely love about this video: 1) The thumbnail makes Shammy look like he's wearing a silly hat 2) The way he tears apart this game with razor sharp wit and torturous metaphor 3) The outro song, this version of which i can't find anywhere.

[@skyflier8955]

My goodness that dental records joke. I lost it.

[@christopherweeden2255]

dude, please do a video on destiny. you crack me up and i bet it would be perfect.

[@shammytv]

Might do it for Destiny 2, but I barely even played the first one

[@VelexiaOmbra]

You didn't miss much, there wasn't much to play.

[@ofkfdjdjfk7574]

Shammy If there's enough to talk about this time

[@MrBurtbackerack]

You deserve alot more subs for stuff like this. Better than most of the other reviews/rants about this game and actually made me guffaw.

[@crippledcrusader1321]

0:04 the subtle burn, flaming hot.

[@twinfacedspecter]

i love how the owl face plants onto the desk

[@ArtianSetS]

My god that Asian joke was enough for me to like, favorite, subscribe, and make you my new waifu. Keep up the good work, you handsome owl fuck.

[@chasetoyama8184]

As an Asian… can confirm that joke is pretty accurate lol

[@Xarxes_]

I think what's sad is that this game is still 60 bucks on PSN

[@Skel_fgc]

Holy fuck you youtube, I saw this at the top of my recommended, and having not recognizing the thumbnail, thought Shammy ACTUALLY UPLOADED!

[@deadliteplus9188]

For those wondering the end song I believe it's called "Heart Stopping Lies" by Kara Square. Can't seem to find this version of it though. Hope this helps someone else find it.

[@spanishnameisjesus]

I love your sense of humor and your editing skills. Also, your owl is cute, make more angry reviews because angry owls are cute.

[@JonOutRaging]

Glad you're still alive. There's few other KZbinrs with the talent you have, especially in gaming reviews. Easily the best review of No Man's Sky.

[@goblico]

No way a new shammy video!

[@noisykestrel]

Am I the only one who's reminded of Yahtzee Croshaw by Shammy's writing style?

[@Northstar_Studios]

Bro that ending, my fucking sides. This is why I love you Shammy

[@blindey]

This is the first video I've seen of yours and I gotta say It's really great. I love your seemingly-off-the-cuff style, and the owl.

[@dereach2084]

This was great! I love your 2 Actual Reviews so far and the editing in amazing. Also, I don't mind that you upload inconsistently because I get these things take time to make and you just upload whenever.

[@shammytv]

Gonna start putting out more content in between while I work on them though, I'd love to make a career of this someday and the irregular schedule is really fucking my channel's growth lol. Thanks for watching though!

[@dereach2084]

No problem, I enjoy it! Also glad that you're gonna upload more

[@jedyzichterman358]

Hilarious. The first paragraph in 7:23 sums up what everyone thought about this game after 4 hours

[@canadianguy7291]

I think No Man's Sky should have been a indie game where they built the game up based on Community recommendations not a fucking $60 AAA GAME

[@Maggerama]

I binge your channel backwards and I'm glad to see that you metaphors didn't get worse with time, they were always bad. Still, you're among the best discoveries I ever made on this site.

[@justaphatwog7143]

How the hell are u already at 70+ thousand subs when u popped up in my recomended section with tbe no mans sky re review u were at 20k. good job man keep up the content and humor gotta love it

[@Pantalaymo]

Whenever I come to rewatch this review I pause for every single head-table-hit to admire the details!

[@jeremiahm3765]

I keep rewatching Shammy videos because the writing is just so damn good.

[@allenhill2622]

Great editing and you're legitimately funny, I really don't know why you only have 5k subs. Keep up the great content!

[@MoonKid_90]

Yoo i just listened to the swedish podcast you had a feature on and i gotta say it's refreshing to listen to you out of the owl persona! Keep up the good work my guy!

[@SovereignRulerDoomward]

Until a couple days till release i didn't even know what NMS was

[@tag9364]

Shammy. Your videos are great. If you start making them for the latest content and game releases you should see a huge influx of viewership. And it only takes one really good video at a lucky time to make a channel launch hard.

[@Maepull]

"I mean let's be real you're not a model or anything, but you're definitely not Steve Buscemi-level as far as physical appear goes" Thanks Shammy, that means a lot

[@MrGrenful]

Wow, such a highly entertaining review. I was never a part of the NMS hype train myself, but boy am I glad that this game exists only because videos like this are made and appreciated by many. Great work, you beauty of an owl.

[@Poochi]

i loved the editing for this video, shammy is very skilled, even little things like the scrolling text on the train made me laugh at the effort he puts in subbed

[@jessepollock7869]

Honestly, this should be the most watched review. Hilarious, on point (like the rest), but just more hilarious. IMO.

[@anthonyjones4292]

Really entertaining, informative and concise video man, really enjoyed it, hope you get a bigger audience

[@bd86]

Damn. You need more subs. You should be waaaaay more popular. Best NMS review I've seen and hilarious.

[@zeraora2607]

Give us an ACTUAL review of no man's sky now. Please!!!

[@Loadalama]

I find this review more entertaining than angry joes NMS Review, you deserve more subscribers! Do more Game reviews, I like your style of humor, its been a long time since i laughed so hard :D

[@ALLIX79]

You deserve more exposure. Very clever and entertaining. Nice work.

[@phillyjoe4798]

4:29 I died when a saw the owl at the bottom

[@Chlorate299]

My experience with No Man's Sky began with me saying fuck you mysterious red ball, I'm going to explore for myself....and then discovering that unless you say yes to the red ball there's nothing to do at all and it's nearly impossible to follow the red ball path again.

[@alphacore4332]

that face change at 0:29 was really funny

[@crudenightmare]

My mother and I both almost feel bad for laughing as much as we did at the analogy around 10:12.

[@AnimeFanFTW25]

This might be the most perfect review and overall summary of No Man's Sky I think I've ever seen.

[@sainguin3887]

I was eating a cheeseburger while watching this review. So your bit about the inventory came up and I laughed so hard that I inhaled a chunk of burger and started to fucking choke. You nearly killed me. Subbed.

[@jcudejko]

Must be my 50th rewatch, and I just noticed 4:29 yo! there's an owl bro! You like owls?

[@XLyncasterX]

I remember when you had >5000 subs, look at you now man :') awesome to see talent recognized

[@BlueDragon1504]

Dante McAfee They grow up so fast don't they ;(

[@TheDenoginator]

I like how you used an image of a train from my home town of Perth, Western Australia. And considering the quality of the transportation your analogy was extra spicy....

[@Ursmoov]

just found your channel while skilling on runescape and i must say i am amused. SUBED

[@TaintedEmoHeart]

Oh my flapping god Shammy.. I get too happy when I see you uploaded a video.

[@aarongrubbs8699]

Hilarious, man. Fantastic video. I have been playing this game almost daily since it came out and I have NO IDEA WHY. Maybe it's because 13 years ago I was an addict and there's something meditative about this pointless grind that is a little different than SWTOR which has been reverse nerfed to be so simple that you could probably go from 1-60 with a single attack button. This made me laugh a lot and seriously questioning why I am still playing this game. I didn't know I needed all 10 Atlas stones, so I sold 2 at the beginning, managed to buy one, and was then informed that I was at the last interface, which was also erased when I went to go try to find another one. That had to be the most seriously messed up thing that has ever happened to me in a game that has been developed AT ALL. So, what did I do? I just started over. And now I am seriously considering going back to the absurd learning curve that is Fallout. Whatever happened to the concept of games being just hard enough to be challenging and still be fun? It seems like every game I play now is either so easy a toddler could do it, or so difficult that I have to invest as much time into it as I do with things that are actually important in my life.

[@cheeze5875]

that.... that end was....deep maaaaan

[@0neChubbyBunny]

I think giraffe is my new favorite insult.

[@WobblesandBean]

WHY can't I find this version of 'heart Stopping Lies" anywhere? The only one I can find is a newer, more upbeat one. This one is more lounge-y, I like it.

[@magggoguma9048]

Yep, I've been looking for this version every where and cannot find it either.

[@RollingTheOC]

I love how you did the background in the train car

[@SyntaxInflux]

These are AMAZING!!! The head slamming on the table completely cracked me up. More of this ^_^

[@powersincorporated7961]

6 years and I still come back just for the joke at the end lmao

[@byronarachnicus6596]

I'm surprised you don't make more videos. This was really good.

[@shammytv]

Well this video was a massive undertaking to make, from scripting to recording to editing I put a *lot* of time into it. I'm getting on a weekly upload schedule now with more diversified content to help grow my channel, so a new video is going to be posted tomorrow :)

[@byronarachnicus6596]

Keep up the good work.

[@commentscomplaints7799]

Wow, this was actually really fun to watch. Hope for more content like this.

[@lr6474]

You are more entertaining to watch reviewing than to actually play said game :() just subed keep it up.

[@acewolfgang276]

82,505 subs, on 1-31-17. I am the 82,504 sub.

[@shammytv]

This made me chuckle, thanks for that

[@acewolfgang276]

It wasn't supposed to be a joke, when I subscribe to youtubers I like to mark video to a list, that way when it blows up (metaphorical I hope I like this channel) I remember what # I was. :)

[@sickerpuppies]

282K as of today: 19th March, 2018

[@3y3ba11z]

That was on point! Truth has been spoken. Thanks for pointing out the major flaws in the gameplay aspects in NMS besides the controversial lies and performance issues! (Even if those lies and issues weren't at start, yet alone because of the bland gameplay it's not nearly worth the price and is getting outperformed by much cheaper titles)

[@MrVictimoDomino]

This was great and editing is awesome :D I hope one day your channel will be famous! I am subscribing

[@Pheonix19581]

6:30 might be one of the funniest things i've ever heard in any review ever

[@vali_bg5234]

6:53 That's how I learned English.

[@lovethegames97]

"eye up that razor" fuck dude xD i almost died

[@luckysarig]

I'm assuming you're still not at the point where you can make a lot of videos and live off them but I will be waiting Sham. Very funny shit you're making here good sir, keep at it.

[@exm8000]

Wow. That is a really awesome game review video. Thanks for that and here's to hoping to see more in the future.

[@jesse4264]

These vids are super well made, keep it up.

[@jakertop]

great channel man, deserves way more subs

[@saunshilu]

i miss him every day...

[@itcouldbelupus2842]

Who?

[@eldergamer8896]

I just now found your, love your humor and presentation. subbed :)

[@SimonZellox]

Another great owl KZbinr (Warowl)? Definetly subbing! The 12th for Adults line was hilarious btw :D