An Actual Review of No Man's Sky

[@MrDrProfessor4]

The auto-generated captions: Are we capable of doing anything that matters? Is there a point? Cause if you stop to think about it, what really is the point of doing anything aside from getting PIZZA?

[@Furigou]

"This town is full of monsters! How can you just sit there and eat PIZZA!?"

[@senza4591]

@@Furigou genius

[@damg5080]

aw it changed

[@DainnGreywall]

sadly the auto gen captions have gotten better and now it's just [_] (Aka bad word) so it recognizes what he's saying now lol

[@shammytv]

OMG I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD

[@yunghoooligan]

Dont worry, im alive.

[@ricardoe43010]

At least the soundtrack is dope af

[@jessegartung294]

You just copying Yahzee style maybe I should also put you as a videogame villain.

[@Cupit29]

Yahzee doesn't have a monoploy on wit.

[@TheZabbiemaster]

Shammy hey what music was on the background here? also really like the humor!

[@silicalnz]

Its odd how many good channels I've discovered due to KZbin recommending their reviews on a game I have never played (No Man's Sky).

[@silicalnz]

Also 10:15 that's a genius anecdote

[@theashennamedjerry3203]

SilicalNZ joseph anderson is the shit

[@niaschim]

It's not a game it's a toy #mindblow Get it? It has no goal, it has optional goals (right?)

[@wslaxmiddy]

Same shit, this guy and Joseph Anderson are both great and found them both from No mans sky Actually I watched Joe's fallout analysis then forgot about him until no mans sky

[@SunbleachedAngel]

I have discovered two already. This and Joseph Anderson

[@MarcAlcatraz]

i love no mans sky! the best interactive screen saver I've ever had!

[@omaisho]

lol

[@corbin1157]

Nah, I prefer "Mountain".

[@elenaphisher244]

Marc Alcatraz The most expensive dynamic theme ever!

[@prestongarvey5474]

You evil person it is hell and you should not say this

[@owenhale8936]

I wouldn't say interactive....

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

"Heh! Whatdya think this is, some sort of video james...?" That line. I lost it at that line.

[@ademyener740]

i came back to this video just for that line

[@FoxtrotYouniform]

Still occasionally watching 5 years later just because everything about these videos are so damn good

[@HypernovaBolts11]

Glad it's not just me!

[@NuSpirit_]

With all that head smashing I am surprised you even managed to finish this :P

[@White_Tiger93]

that head smashing, its true of all of us that would expect it could be what it should be in final product, hence the head smashing. ohh Shammy, you make me laugh so hard.

[@warlynx5644]

NuSpirit 4:04 has his eyes going full derp

[@prestongarvey5474]

NuSpirit it is the worst game on earth

[@voidembracedwitch]

Preston Garvey No it's not. Go through the new releases list on Steam for a while or alternatively watch Jim Sterling's "direct to video" videos and you'll see some horrendous shit that's far worse than NMS could ever be.

[@b.b.927]

If I'm going to be honest that minecraft scene with dicks and calculator made me laugh harder than I have at any joke in any other youtube video I've ever watched

[@Ramsey276one]

5:25

[@jeefberky9101]

The owl images are simplistic of course but god do I love them

[@adwans1491]

Those are selfies

[@Reddline198X]

Don't let the existential dread set in, Shammy. DON'T LET IT SET IN.

[@shammytv]

It's too late for me. Save yourself. Subscribe to HowToBasic.

[@Reddline198X]

Instructions unclear, now my kitchen is covered in eggs

[@callmetired2294]

@@shammytv I'm from the future. Don't review apex

[@imacrazyllama572]

That's it, I'm subscribing.

[@powersincorporated7961]

This video is 4 years old at the time of me commenting, and I just wanna say that I come back every once in a while just for the joke at the end lmao

[@ShadowofaMermaid]

I suddenly feel the urge to write a novel titled "The Game Developer and the Goblin Living in His Head" XDDD

[@orangypteco8858]

Bia T do it

[@SirZulu]

I've been told i'm the No Man's Sky of people, what should i do with myself?

[@TaintedEmoHeart]

Refuse refunds

[@deseancelestine5157]

Sir Zulu whatever it is. it isn't good

[@wendigo8153]

die? not really sure

[@bradleysprague4510]

try to be funny, cause this game is a fucking joke

[@CloudedPeach]

Lie a whole lot about what Being No Man's Sky is like

[@GoldphishAnimation]

j-jesus shammy how long did that minecraft cutaway take you

[@android19willpwn]

however long it took, it was worth it.

[@babyplaze]

"you have to know the language to learn the language, you fucking giraffes" hahaha! too funny but so true.

[@iagoofdraiggwyn98]

I seriously watch this everynight as a bedtime story. 20/10 voice and humor

[@TheMissing8]

No Man's sky is a life simulator in the way that there is no fucken point.

[@RealGairos]

TheMissing8 But life can actually be fun! And if it's not, just kill someone. I bet you can't do that in no man's sky :P

[@spinningninja2]

No Man's Sky is: What happens when game devs don't control their ideas. I've been learning alot about game development lately and one of the ideas that has really been sticking is that you have to keep a tight focus. This game screams to me that the people who made it had a LOT of ideas for it, but simply not enough time/ manpower to implement it all properly

[@cjcathead2468]

spinningninja2 I mean its very well possible and likely considering a lot of things that was mentioned weren't in the game.

[@nathanclark2424]

Kinda like STALKER SOC in how GSC had to be forced into finishing the game within this millennium.

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

well they certainly didn't have enough manpower. they literally had a 6-man team

[@dandilus8024]

It's like when the Alien speaks to you they are using Google Translate, Also I subbed

[@killroyjenkins7073]

released on the 9th for playstation and on the 12th for adults. you got me bro, take my like! xD

[@aWolffromElsewhere]

Your scrips are fucking gold.

[@shammytv]

thanks br0

[@mihirtalati9960]

The answer to that guys question finally came later that year: titanfall 2

[@justinburdett3684]

Your videos are hilarious and your intelligent metaphors and anecdotes reward the viewer for knowing things about the world in a way I've never really seen before. Can't wait to see what you review next!

[@ArtianSetS]

My god that Asian joke was enough for me to like, favorite, subscribe, and make you my new waifu. Keep up the good work, you handsome owl fuck.

[@chasetoyama8184]

As an Asian… can confirm that joke is pretty accurate lol

[@haseobodom8071]

I've really grown to love your reviews. Like I really hang on the fact that you might release a new one. That tortoise joke killed me. Keep up the great work!

[@shammytv]

F

[@drdre4397]

ever since angry joe has cut his review uploads by more then half ive been looking for high quality funny reviews. Found it. Nice work keep it up.

[@Wiiman13545]

Yah know I love how you're consistent with the specific species of Owl. Good old Great Horned.

[@skyflier8955]

My goodness that dental records joke. I lost it.

[@MrBurtbackerack]

You deserve alot more subs for stuff like this. Better than most of the other reviews/rants about this game and actually made me guffaw.

[@twinfacedspecter]

i love how the owl face plants onto the desk

[@shammytv]

Hey if you want to chat I'm streaming right now twitch.tv/ShammyYT/ Get in here or don't it's up to you I guess.

[@danielhamster7989]

Shammy 0 fks given

[@ReaperGamings]

Shammy LOL two months later.

[@TheWigglesMan2000]

Shammy wait are you still streaming

[@CowboySkeetbop]

Shammy no you're not :(

[@Skel_fgc]

Holy fuck you youtube, I saw this at the top of my recommended, and having not recognizing the thumbnail, thought Shammy ACTUALLY UPLOADED!

[@mrswan7745]

Holy fuck. You went from 5 thousand subs 4 months ago to over 15 times that now. Nice job!

[@SephonDK]

This is hilarious. Close to Yahtzee in style, but longer and very well edited. You should have more subs.

[@ralphlauren1998]

He’s got 750k

[@theaffablestranger3672]

Three things I absolutely love about this video: 1) The thumbnail makes Shammy look like he's wearing a silly hat 2) The way he tears apart this game with razor sharp wit and torturous metaphor 3) The outro song, this version of which i can't find anywhere.

[@goblico]

No way a new shammy video!

[@allenhill2622]

Great editing and you're legitimately funny, I really don't know why you only have 5k subs. Keep up the great content!

[@blindey]

This is the first video I've seen of yours and I gotta say It's really great. I love your seemingly-off-the-cuff style, and the owl.

[@crippledcrusader1321]

0:04 the subtle burn, flaming hot.

[@powersincorporated7961]

6 years and I still come back just for the joke at the end lmao

[@anthonyjones4292]

Really entertaining, informative and concise video man, really enjoyed it, hope you get a bigger audience

[@dereach2084]

This was great! I love your 2 Actual Reviews so far and the editing in amazing. Also, I don't mind that you upload inconsistently because I get these things take time to make and you just upload whenever.

[@shammytv]

Gonna start putting out more content in between while I work on them though, I'd love to make a career of this someday and the irregular schedule is really fucking my channel's growth lol. Thanks for watching though!

[@dereach2084]

No problem, I enjoy it! Also glad that you're gonna upload more

[@JonOutRaging]

Glad you're still alive. There's few other KZbinrs with the talent you have, especially in gaming reviews. Easily the best review of No Man's Sky.

[@jcudejko]

Must be my 50th rewatch, and I just noticed 4:29 yo! there's an owl bro! You like owls?

[@Poochi]

i loved the editing for this video, shammy is very skilled, even little things like the scrolling text on the train made me laugh at the effort he puts in subbed

[@justaphatwog7143]

How the hell are u already at 70+ thousand subs when u popped up in my recomended section with tbe no mans sky re review u were at 20k. good job man keep up the content and humor gotta love it

[@christopherweeden2255]

dude, please do a video on destiny. you crack me up and i bet it would be perfect.

[@shammytv]

Might do it for Destiny 2, but I barely even played the first one

[@VelexiaOmbra]

You didn't miss much, there wasn't much to play.

[@ofkfdjdjfk7574]

Shammy If there's enough to talk about this time

[@jedyzichterman358]

Hilarious. The first paragraph in 7:23 sums up what everyone thought about this game after 4 hours

[@spanishnameisjesus]

I love your sense of humor and your editing skills. Also, your owl is cute, make more angry reviews because angry owls are cute.

[@Maggerama]

I binge your channel backwards and I'm glad to see that you metaphors didn't get worse with time, they were always bad. Still, you're among the best discoveries I ever made on this site.

[@Pantalaymo]

Whenever I come to rewatch this review I pause for every single head-table-hit to admire the details!

[@SovereignRulerDoomward]

Until a couple days till release i didn't even know what NMS was

[@phillyjoe4798]

4:29 I died when a saw the owl at the bottom

[@Xarxes_]

I think what's sad is that this game is still 60 bucks on PSN

[@ALLIX79]

You deserve more exposure. Very clever and entertaining. Nice work.

[@MemeabooDesu]

Bro that ending, my fucking sides. This is why I love you Shammy

[@MoonKid_90]

Yoo i just listened to the swedish podcast you had a feature on and i gotta say it's refreshing to listen to you out of the owl persona! Keep up the good work my guy!

[@canadianguy7291]

I think No Man's Sky should have been a indie game where they built the game up based on Community recommendations not a fucking $60 AAA GAME

[@Ramsey276one]

3:05 3:55 Hope you acquired a couple more HP there... XD

[@Ramsey276one]

6:50 that's a CRITICAL...

[@bd86]

Damn. You need more subs. You should be waaaaay more popular. Best NMS review I've seen and hilarious.

[@alphacore4332]

that face change at 0:29 was really funny

[@TaintedEmoHeart]

Oh my flapping god Shammy.. I get too happy when I see you uploaded a video.

[@Maepull]

"I mean let's be real you're not a model or anything, but you're definitely not Steve Buscemi-level as far as physical appear goes" Thanks Shammy, that means a lot

[@acewolfgang276]

82,505 subs, on 1-31-17. I am the 82,504 sub.

[@shammytv]

This made me chuckle, thanks for that

[@acewolfgang276]

It wasn't supposed to be a joke, when I subscribe to youtubers I like to mark video to a list, that way when it blows up (metaphorical I hope I like this channel) I remember what # I was. :)

[@sickerpuppies]

282K as of today: 19th March, 2018

[@jesse4264]

These vids are super well made, keep it up.

[@zeraora2607]

Give us an ACTUAL review of no man's sky now. Please!!!

[@vali_bg5234]

6:53 That's how I learned English.

[@Ursmoov]

just found your channel while skilling on runescape and i must say i am amused. SUBED

[@MrGrenful]

Wow, such a highly entertaining review. I was never a part of the NMS hype train myself, but boy am I glad that this game exists only because videos like this are made and appreciated by many. Great work, you beauty of an owl.

[@Loadalama]

I find this review more entertaining than angry joes NMS Review, you deserve more subscribers! Do more Game reviews, I like your style of humor, its been a long time since i laughed so hard :D

[@jeremiahm3765]

I keep rewatching Shammy videos because the writing is just so damn good.

[@SyntaxInflux]

These are AMAZING!!! The head slamming on the table completely cracked me up. More of this ^_^

[@commentscomplaints7799]

Wow, this was actually really fun to watch. Hope for more content like this.

[@franklinturtleton6525]

"The game's moving at the breakneck pace of a tortoise and a slightly more dead tortoise" I honestly think I needed resuscitated after I passed out from laughing so hard.

[@MrVictimoDomino]

This was great and editing is awesome :D I hope one day your channel will be famous! I am subscribing

[@exm8000]

Wow. That is a really awesome game review video. Thanks for that and here's to hoping to see more in the future.

[@sainguin3887]

I was eating a cheeseburger while watching this review. So your bit about the inventory came up and I laughed so hard that I inhaled a chunk of burger and started to fucking choke. You nearly killed me. Subbed.

[@crudenightmare]

My mother and I both almost feel bad for laughing as much as we did at the analogy around 10:12.

[@jakertop]

great channel man, deserves way more subs

[@byronarachnicus6596]

I'm surprised you don't make more videos. This was really good.

[@shammytv]

Well this video was a massive undertaking to make, from scripting to recording to editing I put a *lot* of time into it. I'm getting on a weekly upload schedule now with more diversified content to help grow my channel, so a new video is going to be posted tomorrow :)

[@byronarachnicus6596]

Keep up the good work.

[@CashMayo]

5:39 Smitty werbenjagermanjensen. He was _number _*_one_*

[@danteholdup]

I remember when you had >5000 subs, look at you now man :') awesome to see talent recognized

[@BlueDragon1504]

Dante McAfee They grow up so fast don't they ;(

[@AnimeFanFTW25]

This might be the most perfect review and overall summary of No Man's Sky I think I've ever seen.

[@tag9364]

Shammy. Your videos are great. If you start making them for the latest content and game releases you should see a huge influx of viewership. And it only takes one really good video at a lucky time to make a channel launch hard.

[@deadliteplus9188]

For those wondering the end song I believe it's called "Heart Stopping Lies" by Kara Square. Can't seem to find this version of it though. Hope this helps someone else find it.

[@lr6474]

You are more entertaining to watch reviewing than to actually play said game :() just subed keep it up.

[@barnabybrown4554]

Watched this video like 50 times now absolutely love it and now subbed

[@andremartins7150]

watched this video three times already. good job mate

[@aisonrec]

Just watched a bunch of your videos, love the writing.

[@cheeze5875]

that.... that end was....deep maaaaan

[@RollingTheOC]

I love how you did the background in the train car

[@jessepollock7869]

Honestly, this should be the most watched review. Hilarious, on point (like the rest), but just more hilarious. IMO.

[@Pheonix19581]

6:30 might be one of the funniest things i've ever heard in any review ever

[@LittleVolii]

ive watched this video like 20 times and im still finding things that make me laugh. love it

[@0neChubbyBunny]

I think giraffe is my new favorite insult.

[@B0RBlSAN]

You Shammy deserve so many more subscribers

[@eldergamer8896]

I just now found your, love your humor and presentation. subbed :)

[@jelenadjokic9843]

Every time you hit the desk I burst out laughing XDD Love the review! +sub

[@teamozOFFICIAL]

Best review for No Mans Sky Ive seen so far.