An Actual Review of ReCore

[@4RealNumbersRreal]

Just when I thought Yahtzee was the only snarky game reviewer for me I find a vastly underrated talent with an affinity for owls. Subbed

[@pkre707]

Yeah, but Yahtzee still exists.

[@Saddam_Husaiyan]

Parklawnz how has that have anything to do with what he said

[@pkre707]

Crentist Crentist I’m saying in that Theifbuddy found and subbed to a KZbinr that doesn’t make content anymore as opposed to Yahtzee. It’s a comment made in hindsight to say that his comment is not true anymore as Shammy has not existed as far as content goes for over a year.

[@Saddam_Husaiyan]

Parklawnz that is true but he made this comment 3 years ago. What you think that as soon a Shammy disappeared he should’ve remembered this comment out of the blue and go back and change it?

[@pkre707]

Crentist relax, it was a joke. I don’t expect anyone to do anything

[@franticconcept21]

I loved lara croft dies horribly, but I couldn't really get into lara croft dies horribly but in the snow this time.

[@crypto3125]

Me too, actually. Come to think of it

[@themindset4164]

Ya I kinda felt like she died to slowly

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

dont get me started on lara dies horribly in south america

[@Venomx-nb1jr]

U jim I actually liked that game.

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

@@Venomx-nb1jr ok

[@hernehaugen6878]

"Kind of like attending classes at Columbine Preschool" *Doom Eternal ad interrupts* "You are the only thing they fear."

[@liambrewerpowerlifting]

Now that’s epic.

[@C0RVIKNIGHT]

I read up on those diamond prices and man that's really fucked up.

[@buster7797]

gordo3ful can you give me a link or explain in the comments?

[@C0RVIKNIGHT]

buster779 basically all the diamond mines are owned by a select few who withhold diamonds to artificially increase their value. which is pretty scummy to begin with but this artificial inflation results in diamonds being so valueable that in impoverished countries people die trying to get diamond for resale, whether that be in unsafe mines or just killing one another.

[@buster7797]

gordo3ful that's really fucked up

[@MotherSoren]

+MrAlekhien If you were artificially inflating diamonds, would you want your building to be eye popping out famalam

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

Unfortunately, anything that the government _has_ (health care, different services etc ) to buy often ends up being way overpriced, since the government can't just not pay for it.

[@AthenaAGT]

The “he would be interesting if he had an infinite amount of time and was someone else” joke is legit the best joke I’ve ever heard. Like, for real, it’s just so good I laugh every time and sometimes actively seek out this video just to hear it again. It’s great.

[@J_Squatch]

Looked up the De Beers diamond -monopoly- -cartel- company, and I have to agree with the talking owl png. It's messed up.

[@martinconway8174]

Zero Punctuation with Footage... i can dig it

[@The_Noticer.]

And funny. And not a pretentious bellend.

[@Nersius]

Don't forget that it is actually a review rather than a character comedy bit.

[@MrMetalforever5]

Shammy and Yahtzee are pretty similar in that they actually have some wit about them and criticize games instead of just insulting them before giving the game an arbitrary score.

[@andrewnorman8398]

They don't always appear too regularly but these reviews are always class, properly funny stuff, keep it up man

[@Dovaz921]

I like inserting my giant orbs into robots.

[@shammytv]

Your innuendos get more vague and confusing with every upload.

[@liambrewerpowerlifting]

I love me some giant orbs

[@Dovaz921]

Shammy cum back to KZbin.

[@Dovaz921]

@Keith Marshall x doubt

[@gilgamesh7055]

*knot*

[@MrAdamthegrim]

"Lara croft dies horribly but in the snow this time" Holy shit my sides

[@apocalypsesquid3037]

The unskippable 30 second horror movie ad at 1:00 in the morning was not appreciated

[@shammytv]

Wait what? I have unskippable ads disabled, that shouldn't be happening

[@apocalypsesquid3037]

***** It may just be on my end, I've been having a lot of KZbin glitches recently

[@apocalypsesquid3037]

Shammy Wait never mind, I rewatched this video and it happened again. Same ad and everything.

[@shammytv]

Idk what to say, I went through and checked and they're disabled :/

[@makexxwar]

Sounds to me like some spyware has hijacked your browser. Typically the software will inject ads into pages and block legitimate ads in order to redirect the revenue streams to themselves. Have you noticed weird ads appearing everywhere and just general slows your computer down when browsing?

[@benone16449]

The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise tactical strike by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States' naval base at Pearl Harbor

[@MasterHaloOne]

The united states' knew it was going to happen and let it

[@micahbrookshire7117]

your comment is now 4 years old but that’s not going to stop me from saying this. your profile picture made me happy as i did not think i would find another mgła fan ever. anyways that’s all, have a good day

[@My20GUNS]

I love that when you said "Sam Worthington" you put a picture of Jai Courtney. because they're both generic, interchangable blocks of wood.

[@97Multiphantom]

Except San Worthington can actually act.

[@jakers141]

god the cutaways to your own backstory were so tasteful and well-placed, you keep decrying things and then making them cool to me im going to kneecap you if you keep ending with blasting music im trying to watch your whole body of work at 2 AM

[@YOUTY209]

11:10 Hey anyone remember the days when Shammy uploaded bi-annually? Ahh, good times, good times...

[@Heliocentrix124]

Once every what, 18 months now?

[@1EpicCarlDude]

Shammy, I really enjoy your channel. When I feel like I don't need to breath air, I go to watch your vids. They always make me laugh xD

[@shammytv]

Thanks, my end goal is to commit mass homicide by way of laugh asphyxiation. Good to know I'm making headway.

[@otterlystrange2963]

Shammy does the genocide.

[@yungmista9317]

Holy shit it's a shammy video

[@shammytv]

Nope nothing to see here Move along.

[@johngough6084]

pooper scooper wow what are you 12 years old? This isn't call of duty buddy 😂 I'm done with comments this is just too good lol

[@gunrights1014]

Thats racist.

[@buytitanfall8886]

@@shammytv hmmm

[@shammytv]

HEY So a bunch of shit really quick: First off, if you liked the outro, the animation was done by the absurdly talented Rom Sav, who can be found at healtheill.deviantart.com/ for more dope ass art and animation. Also, speaking of the outro, I wanted to say thanks to The Whalers for being awesome and letting me use their song as the outro to this video, please please PLEASE check them out, they are crazy good and super underrated. whalersband.com/ Okay, so on to me. I’m in a really good place to work on and upload videos again, and I will be for a while, so there ACTUALLY shouldn’t be any more stupidly long insane breaks between videos. I’m not going to promise a super-high-quality video every week (since writing them takes a lot of time), but you can be sure that there will be at least something uploaded every week from here on out. Additionally: I’m going to start streaming more often on twitch (twitch.tv/ShammyYT) so if you want to chill/chat/whatever follow me on there. Current plan is to do streams on Wednesdays and Fridays starting next week, could do more in the future if I’m really enjoying it. I will also probably make a second channel for stream highlights, if I do I’ll make an announcement of some kind on here. If you ever want to hit me up or hear my dumb thoughts there's also my twitter (twitter.com/ShammyTV/). Alright, I'm done pimping my shit now. ALSO apologies for some of the audio in this video, getting used to new microphone + transitioning from Audacity to Audition, so it's a bit wonky at times. Should be fixed in later videos. EDIT: Also, I've been thinking of starting a podcast with some of my friends from the Alt + F10/Alt + F11 videos, if you'd be interested in that sort of thing please let me know so I can get on it :) WOO lots of words that no one cares about reading. I’ve been awake for 28 hours finishing this video, so apologies if I’m not insanely coherent right now.

[@JonOutRaging]

Shammy glad you're back...ffs

[@jiancosta9042]

Shammy i cared to read everything

[@nomadicviper76]

Shammy you fucking scare me man don't be such a stranger.

[@yunghoooligan]

Shammy i appreciate u. Also the podcast sounds entertaining

[@shammytv]

Thanks chimp, already talking to the person who drew my icon about making a logo for it so it should be starting pretty soon :)

[@unlaboredreason9864]

Holy crap your editing must take forever...

[@christophbeck1305]

I from now on will return to this Video from time to time just to hear the joke about your fears as a kid vs as an adult. Great stuff man

[@markrodriguez7124]

So, I'm in my university's library reading when my brain goes, "Oh yeah, Recore was a thing." I plugged my headphones into my phone and searched for a review on it. Not wanting a needlessly short or pandering review I ended up on yours. Dude, I truly laughed out loud. You got yourself a new sub.

[@Airtroops83]

6:00 "cute boy" *shows picture of Mythymoo* This guy gets it.

[@joekelly7108]

Holy shit your videos are polished, and include great music, and fantastically quick humour. I honestly have to pause every few minutes to digest a quick flurry of jokes, to make sure they don't pass me by. Kudos to you, youtuber deserving of more subscribers.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

And after watching each and every one of your Actual Reviews, I'm now subbed. This stuff is HILARIOUS!

[@oizikosandras7249]

8:47 I used to work for a jewelry store and honestly the amount of money people will spend on GLASS is insane, let alone the inflated prices on diamonds... Not even mentioning Luxembourg diamonds specifically tbh

[@lucyarisato6850]

I still, even after 5 years, repeatedly come back to the ‘fear of giant squid’ and ‘could be a more interesting character’ jokes as some of my favorite you‘ve ever made.

[@stephenbakasa2310]

💀 Lawd. That heart disease thing that starts at 3:47 had me liiiiiiike. I've been rolling through your videos but subscribes specifically because of that one moment. Props.

[@zyrxom]

"Columbine preschool" holy shit you sir have just won the internet

[@ريّان-ذ4ت]

HOLY SHIT THAT BATTLEFILED 2142 JOKE ALMOST FUCKING TRACKS

[@azrazelhananto]

HHAHAHA literally trying to find a comment talking about this joke, god I hope he comes back to do a review on it while making a callback to this vid.

[@SashaMinkh]

mk, couple things. Shammy, I do not give a FUCK that it's been a month since your last video, you make such quality videos its a goddamn delight to watch anything you put out. You are funny, incredibly sarcastic and witty, and (ive said it before) but its a shame more people don't watch you. Also I would delight in a podcast, I've half fallen in love with your voice already I really just need more of that in my life. So you said "I'm in a really good place to work on and upload videos again..." and I don't know if you mean a mental/emotional head space, or like an actual location that is good for creating. If it's the mental one great, I'm happy to hear you're doing well. If it's location also great, can't wait for more of you.

[@shammytv]

Gah damn this is such a nice comment, thanks so much man!

[@TGDfan321]

good review! Your style is like like zero punctuation with actual substance.

[@shammytv]

Thanks a ton man!

[@Leap623]

I don't know why or how this video ended up in my recommended but I'm glad it did. Sarcastic, witty, lots of editing, and fast-talking, just my thing. Subbed.

[@StonedCrookOriginal]

I'm new here, but this channel is sure a diamond in the rough. Can't wait for it blow up

[@shammytv]

Means a lot man, thanks so much for the kind words :)

[@StonedCrookOriginal]

You're welcome man, you deserve it. And wow that was a quick response

[@shammytv]

+Stoned Crook I read all my comments fam :)

[@ethab57]

Hope it fails From david gang

[@hotlinechernobyl5157]

@Hatwox it can be...

[@AccursedKlaus]

I'm a PS4 player and have never owned an Xbox or PC and will probably never play this game. But, every so often I come back and rewatch this one review of a subpar Action-Adventure game because of how well done it is. This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite reviews of anything on KZbin. No matter how many times I watch this. The same jokes and punchlines get me every time. Lol I really wish you uploaded more often, but I get that life can get in the way. Hope to see something new soon!

[@muscularclassrepresentativ5663]

The "cute boy" is MythyMoo XD hahaha

[@tytotheowl2994]

I found him just a few days ago, funny this references him, I enjoy both of their script styles. I suppose it's the attachment of them being their avatars...

[@amosshubeli5338]

Tom Danner den/den

[@zachanikwano]

3:37 What about Aang from Avatar the Last Airbender? He's basically the Messiah of his world. Granted he was written like a real person and not like -Korra- a Mary Sue.

[@DKindenssFilms]

researched the De Beers about the diamond thing wtf

[@benone16449]

more interesting than the entirety of recore probably

[@DuertonDart]

Your content is great, most refreshing set of reviews I've seen in a long time. Had some laughs, thank you!

[@johnmorrison8753]

The dictionary visual gag is one of my favorites of all time.

[@andreasottohansen7338]

It's nice to come back for some Shammy from time to time.

[@XboxAlexRose]

I like you Shammy, you're knowledge is awesome, I liked how you kept referencing the diamond cartel. Keep up the good work!

[@No_Fun_Allowed]

How trippy would it have been if he ads said battlefield 2042 instead of battlefield 2142

[@Westpw]

Wow. Your reviews are genuinely funny and creative. I would not be surprised to see you grow quickly in the coming year.

[@shammytv]

Thanks a bunch br0ski!

[@codeyfox622]

Yo dude, I love your sense of humor and the way you do reviews. I also love the owl persona and I think it adds a lot to the videos.

[@Gastoly]

Been subbed to you since your CoD review video. I just gotta say you deserve way WAY more subs. keep up the awesome work

[@thatguyinthebackground2510]

InMyOpinionGaming big fan of you man, been watching your Paragon vids for a long time:D

[@bonkmaykr]

"It's a bit like attending classes at Columbine preschool" (mid-roll ad interrupts) What

[@literaltrash8652]

10:04 - 10:19 i can't stop laughing *HELP ME*

[@krashzordon5480]

Your reviews are amazing. Take as long as you need to keep them that way.

[@wesleyeberly228]

I love coming back to watch this one because of the whole optional objectives requirement at the end and pile of dictionaries

[@fast-yi9js]

came back after 4 years, still a well done and entertaining review

[@simonjacob3103]

I am actually baffled how this channel gets so few views. I've been around for awhile now and the level of effort put into the script and editing is absolutely mind blowing relative to the amount of views your getting for making these videos. I really think that you could become a huge channel if even a fraction of the people who visit youtube daily saw your channel. You are one the best at what you do and i'm sure that if you keep making regular vids you'll hit it big eventually. good luck and don't ever stop (unless you gotta)

[@shammytv]

Thank you so much man! All anyone can really do right this second about low view counts is to spread the word and show people my channel, since that's where so much growth comes from when you're building up an audience, but I always feel weird asking people to share/like/whatever, it feels weird and desperate to me :/ Thank you so much for the kind words though, I pour my heart into these reviews and I'm really glad it seems to show :D

[@alterednexus9302]

hearts on the black market are about 120,000$ so if my girlfriend complains about my BBQ being cheap I'll show her the cost

[@owenobrien904]

Every 4 months or so i’ll just binge all of shammy’s videos for no reason

[@nathaniel386]

The funny this is I come back to the recore review, why would I go back to a mafia 3 review?

[@cherryistrash4080]

the very beginning had me weak. I'm so glad I'm binging your videos

[@Morfeucomvoce]

omfg i cried while laughing at the 'Intuitive' with the Yao Guai picture joke. Excellent, dude, excellent.

[@dylanbennett6987]

I never remember subscribing to you but maybe I did it while I was drunk. Oh well, drunk me was onto something because I love your content, please keep up the outstanding work!

[@deans.wright6632]

God I love Shammy's presentation of these.

[@atamisirli3620]

Battlefield 2142...wait... This is from 2016....what the fuck?

[@wheelz7790]

This is the first video I've seen of yours and you're fucking amazing, you had me laughing my ass off the whole time. So please, don't stop making vids, they're god damn beautiful.

[@vimesr7395]

Man i fucking love whenever you update! Also I'd give the podcast a listen.

[@shammytv]

Awesome! I'll keep on workshopping some ideas for a podcast then :)

[@BRamz_121]

hey Shammy I love the content and I wish everyone was smart enough to read those titles and I think you should keep doing them ;) context - (0:24)

[@McDouggalLOL]

10:13 I have never seen someone threatened with a dictionary before.

[@chelonianegghead274]

Well, there was an episode of Arby n the Chief where Chief is filming his own James Bond movie, or Jams Jams Bonks as the moron puts it lol, and Arbiter is the evil Bond villain of course and his evil plot is literally to publish a dictionary which he refers to as all Chief's pain. The joke if you're not familiar is that ch33fs gr4mm4r & spe11ing r s0 bad.

[@0ctothorp]

Everything you said about installing this game up to about 1:30 into the review is pretty much exactly the experience I had trying to play the original Bulletstorm on Steam going through GFWL. I clocked it, it took TWO HOURS after starting the game up to be able to play it because of GFWL. It's nice to have confirmation that Microsoft hasn't changed with PC games in over a decade.

[@demodan5441]

So...I only discovered you recently and I must say: What an awesome way to review a game! Consider me subbed.

[@switch8372]

You're the first KZbinr that I've subscribed to before hitting the 2-minute mark on the first video I watched. That's some good shit.

[@willwym]

your videos are literal art, ive watched them so many time. dont rush out any of your shit

[@Bushyturnip]

you earned a sub shammy. keep up with the delicious editing 😂

[@BigBoyDuckie]

4:55 that joke is exactly how yahtzee would make it, I love it

[@ryanbeatty8470]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Loving your channel!

[@shammytv]

Thanks man! I'm really glad you're enjoying it :D

[@NapalmKid]

Hey just noticed this channel and subbed today. Apparently, you are pretty hard on yourself for your release schedule. That's good, but you aren't being hard enough. Mach schnell! Real Talk: These are all very funny and well done. Expecting these to also be expedient is perhaps excessive. Keep up the good work. The owl animations and metaphor/simile/grammar things are all on point.

[@irish14sean]

6:22 Why is this bit so funny??? I actually can't control my laughter because of sudden Cartel's being fucked up.

[@TheJigsaw1591]

I don't think anyone noticed this: Pause it a 3:46. On the cover it says "The Beloved Masterpiece Comes To Life December 9th" While info about the estimated Gross and the budget said it released December 10th.

[@yakovhadash]

Ok listen this is the funniest video game review channel I have ever seen. I usually put KZbin on in the background while doing housework but when I am doubled over laughing this becomes difficult. Please spend more time with options menus and pogs so I can get more work done. Thank you

[@CVPRCR]

Oh SHIT! HE CALLED OUT 'BATTLEFIELD 2142', JUST MISSING THE 0 IN 2042 IS SHAMMY A GOD?

[@Edmundostudios]

I do really want to like this game but it's so buggy and unpolished the textures look like a ps2 game sometimes

[@nathantheissen6570]

Edmundo studios I can agree that the textures do look dated for an Xbox one game, but thankfully the bugs have been mostly fixed in my experience. The game is still fast and fun as hell though even though the story leaves much to be desired.

[@Edmundostudios]

Nathan Theissen I tried playing it a couple weeks ago I may still finish the game. I had at least 5 times the game just bugged out and stopped me from progressing. For example doors just don't open or I fall through the floor requiring a game reboot. The UI is really inconsistent as well, sometimes it shows me where I need to go and other times I just have to either remember or spend ages retracing my steps for any marker to come up. I think it would have been a fantastic game if it had a lot more time to be worked on before release. The art direction is there and the world is interesting. The writing and story really have no excuse for being poor, Joe Staten built the universes that Halo and Destiny consist in. I think I will still complete it though as I'm almost there.

[@Noscrubjections]

dude thats a really artistic review format.

[@HumanTurnip]

Your content is super well put together man, you deserve a sub

[@JACKELincorporated]

I remember this game getting hyped up a bit and then when it came out so many people just completely forgot about it, not that it looks all that memorable.

[@TheOnlyGimmeturben]

diamond joke was top notch dude, you deserve a huge sub number and your time will come

[@magicjewel96]

Came for the review, stayed for the owl whose facial expressions and thought process mimic my own!

[@sand_sand7304]

3:33 that’s her father saying that

[@skywaver5821]

Great video! keep up the good work Shammy!

[@tytotheowl2994]

Haha I found Mythymoo's channel just under a week ago, and this one just today. Funny that you reference him. I love both of you video styles and obviously subbed to both.

[@lpj2216]

0:30 is this another version of mandalore gaming?

[@DratchGarou]

Hadn't even heard of this game before I saw your review pop up in my sub box. Glad I didn't. Great Review, humour is spot on as always Shammy.

[@darkhedgehog45678]

The jar jokes fucking got me for no good reason at all. Subbed.

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

"Its a bit like attending classes in Columbine pre school" Doom eternal ad plays

[@tetukabuto]

Probably the best video from you yet.

[@shammytv]

d0pe, that means I'm still improving :)

[@markderuijter2346]

started watching cuz of the recore review, stayed watching because of your humor, subbed 52 seconds in cuz of your diamond heart lmao

[@specialky903]

The joke at about the 30 second mark aged like fine wine

[@toastycrunchvevo]

Shammy, why is there a picture of a cantaloupe at 11:26?

[@dreamer72]

11:45 Wait what box... oh fuck right KZbin got rid of another useful feature, what else is new

[@PartOfTheGame]

Oof...that Battlefield 2142 reference though...well, who knows, maybe he'll come back and review that dumpster fire.

[@scaler26]

9:06 Darth Vader's waking nightmare? True that, he doesn't like sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere.

[@kexsz25]

Instantly subscribed after you mentioned Your miserable soul's deep connection to the ratchet and clank series. I feel you

[@ursoanonimo8398]

3:06 God dammit. As soon as I heard “prismatic core” I got Void Ray flashbacks from Starcraft 2.

[@aerowindwalker]

lol I love your script so much. You must be a great writer.

[@thoom44]

Great video, you should get a lot more views! Never knew recore is a game, still love to watch the review!

[@shammytv]

Thanks a ton man! Comments like this always make my day

[@joejudge6484]

Your responses to comments are golden