An Apology.

From Phase Connect, We're sorry.

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

If you or a loved one watched Dizzy Dokuro's Debut Stream, you may be entitled to compensation.

[@Dosko]

I done went and got the mesothelioma. Where's my moneh?

[@azaleaxt]

We accept your apology Dizzy.

[@SagittariusAyy]

I knew the South Park reference was coming…And yet I still chuckled a bit internally.

[@The_Foolish_Fool]

it's a reference of a reference of a shitty apology by a huge oil company. Pretty great.

[@supiriorcommander]

Dizzy is a real treasure

[@Cynical_Nurgling]

This goes to such deep meme places, I love it. At least you didn't spill the oil, eh?

[@tonymata8070]

Dizzy is quite the cultured one for making this reference. 😆

[@RauschenPauli]

this got recommended to me by youtube. and i love it. thanks youtube for doing something good for once!

[@SkullfriedScallions]

Thank you Dizzy. We must all do our part to work for a brighter GLOBAL future in which such gruesome and evil and hateful and evil acts no longer occur. 🐛

[@DelgonidoDargo]

One of the top ten KZbinr apologizes of all time

[@TheKindofTiredSleepCantFix]

I'm now terminally effected by a giant parasite wrapped around my aortic ventrical and all you can say is sorry? Well you know what.... I wouldnt have it any other way

[@b0b10]

Truly a severe and continuous laps of judgement moment😢

[@flashtirade]

Well if she says she's sorry, then we have no choice but to take her act of contrition at face value and blindly trust that this won't happen again in the future.

[@rcane6842]

What happened? I touched grass, now I'm out of loop

[@mjangelvortex]

​@@rcane6842 I think they're making a joke.

[@liasIias]

@@mjangelvortex A verily dark joke btw.

[@Bucaneiro_]

It's okay, Dizzy-chan. It didn't leave any (noticeable) scars in my soul. It totally didn't screw my mind either. I'm... probably okay.

[@billybased64]

Oh hells yeah. I love the reference Dizzy lmaoooo

[@pippupaladin]

This cheered me up a lot, thanks.

[@JarenceThatShowerGuy]

No need to be sorry when we've all been THOROUGHLY entertained. xD

[@Dorian_Scott]

I was recommended this clip and I don't regret clicking it.

[@OneTime836]

Yep, You have officially become my favorite VTuber. Much love Dizzy! 🎉❤

[@naraiah994]

You got me on the first half there

[@mancatto_44]

Guys, I think she's sorry.

[@MagoPaddo]

Apology accepted 🫡

[@Bob.Roberts]

This is a meme that will forever be timeless.

[@PureFlakes]

I love this bit so much

[@Kaato_Ch]

Sorry/10 apology video

[@UsadaPek0ra]

apology accepted always accepted🙂🙂

[@karenstarr]

I’m already affected mentally. Your debut stream didn’t add anymore crazy than there already was.

[@lemo2015]

I didn't catch it when she did this bit before, but now I'm certain that Dizzy is just chatGPT the vtuber

[@Val_Blanc]

Reminds me of that one South Park episode Debut was fun, keep up good work

[@thegreatchrispy]

All I can think about during debuts anymore is "This is gonna be some good cringe when they rewatch their debut for 6 month anniversary stream"

[@squishy_7]

10/10 would forgive again

[@Poke-ladd]

I’m staring respectfully 👀

[@dantecorvin2435]

I always love a good South Park reference.

[@SpinozillaSaurian]

I can't believe you made a severe and continuous lapse in your judgement

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

Dammit I laugh more than I should. Perfect meme reference.

[@Nomimonyo]

Dizzy: exists Also Dizzy: so sorry...

[@Daosguard]

Damn girl's hittin 10 year old South park references, and plays Age of Wonders. What a champ!

[@MisterYura]

classic reference, the true hagtuber has arrived

[@FireFlanker1]

I feel impacted... i need compensation... my mesothelioma is acting up again

[@DakkaBert]

You can't possibly be as sorry as we are JK

[@kitydaprincess]

i forgive.🧍🏽‍♀️

[@thatoneguy745]

that last one got me laughing

[@Charles_Drakkan]

I feel i had a fever dream like this once

[@Mostly_Safe]

I wonder how many people get the reference. Shame there wasn't a bear rug scene though

[@27jayway-yc9nl]

South Park nailed the fake apology years ago, thanks for the vid!

[@josueveguilla9069]

No worries.

[@PreshaOrion]

Dizzy, where tf have you been this whole time? If you could get a little more into the algorithm I think these short vods you do would take off. Well, idk about zoomers, but with those of us who are older than 20 and remember these commercials this is hidden treasure.

[@RamArt9091]

Putting the sad in Sad Girl company.

[@Sixshotsavior]

Guys I might go out on a limb here but, I think she might be sorry.

[@N3K0xx]

At least you didn't accidently release cthulhu... yet.

[@Demonboy007]

I just met Dizzy, and she had me at DRIP.

[@aaronboy1246]

I swear she was gonna pull a watame

[@Argondo]

peak content !

[@fryman58]

this is more sincere than Pippa's.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Awww...Dizzy. 😥😢😰😭

[@squid.3044]

Thank you

[@manfIesh]

MY PRECIOUS GOO

[@unluckygenius3463]

Dizzy really likes this joke, which is cool cuz I do too

[@Wankshaft]

I forgive you British Patroleum!!!

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

HAI KYOU NO PANTSU NANI IRO?? 😤

[@herodereee]

I like it when women admit they're wrong

[@thebestbadness420k6]

Same, bro.

[@ryokophreak]

Insert the I understand that reference meme here. lol

[@YaBoiSneedMan]

dizzy made a severe and continuous lapse in her judgment

[@----x-----]

Based hag knows her 2010 South Park references, all us forgiven 🙏

[@KingslayerSnowkindred]

So sorry ;(

[@dustycadet1589]

Nice south park reference.

[@Coplmun]

Not the north face jacket...

[@malcolmliang]

You forgot to pet the dog 😂

[@unluckyrican]

You forgot to pet the seals >:(

[@KeiosKod]

I accept your concession.

[@kero2422]

Accepted

[@r3dgoliath]

I still haven't seen my family since your debut I don't know were I am but I am scared and confused please god help me she is in my lower intestine and crawling up to my heart I can feel it squirming oh god please end me make it stop... Can't wait for the next stream Dizzy your my favorite vtuber I sure do love phase goo 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛

[@TheSchoolyD]

South park reference detected, apology accepted.

[@jinxed5357]

don't let her drill again!

[@BioMatic2]

man she REALY likes that gag from south park.

[@Nark101]

I knew you wanted to make this

[@depthofvortex1345]

We accept your apology, for now.

[@Tonbizzle]

*Headpats* It's okay, you did well. Now get back in the tractor, them fields and threshin' themselves.

[@kab6754]

Apologies accepted. Now can you stop eating all the food; I look like I belong in an ASDFmovie

[@andres-vb7js]

This is the most canadian video I've seen

[@raimyonlinewarrior236]

I love how you sound dead inside. Keep it up.

[@superironbob]

This girl is apologizing in front of a raging fire, but all I can think, is how do I get her some more matches?

[@tylwythteg]

Apology accepted opinion respected

[@revolver6452]

It's missing the white background though

[@Urist_Mythrilforged]

At least she apologized.

[@chavita8009]

Those are bondage ropes..?

[@ckmishn3664]

You left out the "naked on a bear rug" sorry.

[@grimreaper9121]

Compensation?

[@the0therch0ice]

you could have won if you did the carpet scene

[@redshipley]

Apology accepted Your punishment: 100 years streaming

[@Monado6]

Suddenly want to touch grass

[@bradonbyrd8061]

Oh interesting I’m here for you

[@BerserkedRage]

But is Dizzy sorry?

[@Vel_Vivi]

Feelsbadman

[@MickSturluson]

Big South Park fan

[@HoezellCadarn]

It wasn't on purpose (right? RIGHT???) so I'll think about it...

[@taian670]

you dont need to apologize dizzy, it was fate bringing you to debut at the sad girl company...

[@luxTenebris1]

i want my compensation, where is my Mon..... I mean i want more streams (the ones you already planed) or else a certain Fish will have to be served as food

[@kimberlyvuong6396]

Don't aplogy daizy

[@tntkaboomsky7427]

We forgive ya dizzy sall good