An Open Letter to Swiss Miss

First world problems amirite
Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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[@mekafinchi]

I can no longer see Swiss Miss without thinking of *_Swiss Miss Instant Piss_*

[@prestonang8216]

Mechafinch Personal Swiss Piss

[@user-ek8dr1je5h]

_swiss piss_

[@Jackal-xc9sw]

I N S T A N T P I S S

[@ayeshasharmin3449]

Swiss criss

[@ayeshasharmin3449]

Swiss Miss Piss Triss Kiss yiss miss fiss

[@The_Horizon]

because of this everyone calls it swiss miss instant piss but I mean its not wrong

[@waterbucketeer6975]

Thats what im saying

[@TheCreeperTrack1]

Why are you everywhere?

[@TheSpiralProgression]

I initially read your name as “Tim Hortons” and thought the Competition was taking Pot Shots 🤣

[@danielmcmurray3106]

I’m a huge fan!

[@freevbucks8019]

Why does this nigga appear on every video I rewatch

[@wartornllama1855]

You can tell that he had an incident like 5 minutes before recording this.

[@jthegamer360]

well yea he said this has absolutely ruined my day

[@maga6403]

Whom s ligma

[@probablynotviolet]

@@maga6403 ligma balls also your name is what Biden is doing

[@mrmarshmellow2278]

“an incident”

[@oddjobplayzps4314]

@@probablynotviolet kanye should have been present only he could sort out that shithole of a country

[@ashie5166]

6 years later and "Swiss Miss instant piss" still fucking sends me

[@maddiemaccheese8170]

It's still to this day all I can think of when I see Swiss Miss

[@danielodukomaiya279]

Ive been laughing at it for a solid 11 minutes 💀💀

[@newfacenoface5550]

ywnbaw

[@cooperbrooks1401]

I thought that the comments section would be dead but wow, also I have my own brand of piss, its called Miss, kiss my piss

[@Gemmycobson]

@@newfacenoface5550 based

[@andrew_cunningham]

I legitimately put off watching this video since I didn't know what Swiss Miss was, but I got a box the other day, opened it, and immediately tore a hole in both packs. Now I'm qualified to share in your impotent rage.

[@Preinstallable]

Andrew Cunningham F

[@stupidityincarnate9356]

Finally, a comment I can relate with. Let's hang *Swiss miss instant piss* from the highest tree

[@azathoththe3rd]

@@stupidityincarnate9356 don't, you'll get chocolate dust everywhere

[@xxbobo_monkeyxx3472]

Tesla

[@coolthefool1]

Ernest Ankrom then the piss starts leaking out

[@pupco5613]

When you get the teacher to talk about their personal life to avoid school work

[@fubbypeets7058]

This comment is severely underrated.

[@bruh-zn8ju]

wheezing rn.

[@mintyfresh3783]

Ye

[@mintyfresh3783]

Ye

[@Covid--xs3yk]

Plot twist: he was actually teaching you math all along

[@GipGap]

God, I'm just imagining a room full of executives trying not to laugh at this video they HAVE to watch because it's a complaint with millions of views

[@morningradio3116]

But it's so true too

[@ytcorporate9237]

@Comrade Sky Yeah, but it isn't exactly positive, haha.

[@avi8aviate]

@@JM-tj5qm EA doesn't seem to understand. But what does EA have to do with Swiss Miss?

[@notmocka]

@Comrade Sky they literally changed it

[@thenumberfour6455]

@Comrade Sky It could've played a role in it, but I can only hope that OP is right about why they changed it

[@bonebrokebuddy5248]

I go to college near the only Swiss Miss manufacturing plant in the US. I dmed the big monopoly company that owns Swiss Miss on Twitter asking if I could have the floorplan to the factory so I could run a D&D campaign where players infiltrate the Swiss Miss factory to find the “secret Swiss Miss formula.” They thanked me for asking and said that due to security concerns, I could not have the floor plans. Which was honestly the response I expected to get. … I’m still going to do that campaign & put at least a hundred hours of research into the probable floor plans of the Swiss Miss factory.

[@DarTTSouth]

You could probably go to the city zoning department and ask for the blueprints for the building, watch a few factory tours, and bam. You've got the floorplan for the most part. How Its Made might actually help with this. On the other hand, you might get arrested by Swiss Piss Police. Either way, best of luck.

[@alisonwilliams7218]

My friend works there, there’s a back door near the college parking lot, and 2 floors

[@realchiknuggets]

lmao

[@realchiknuggets]

@@alisonwilliams7218 pog

[@bonebrokebuddy5248]

@@alisonwilliams7218 while I thank you for the information & will put the exit on my map, actually infiltrating the Swiss Miss factory prolly ain’t my best option as im not the most stealthy guy. But if your friend by chance is willing to take pics of the floor evacuation plan/map that has a plain floor plan on it, I go by this username on most social media platforms would be very willing to receive them to make the map as accurate as possible.

[@tonyfandango8182]

Sam: this guy ate a baby lol Also Sam: I AM OUTRAGED BY THIS MONSTROSITY OF HOT CHOCOLATE PACKAGING

[@TrueRetroflection]

Not even our boi Tararre would like 1 pack of Swiss Miss in a 12oz mug

[@soapm8119]

Hey man, priorities

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

Why is that weird?

[@vicentelao3626]

@@TrueRetroflection he'd probs eat the mug instead of the swiss miss

[@jiraffe9600]

Teddy Fandango Well we are sure that he ate the baby. But we know that Swiss miss is instant piss.

[@jcmartinez7527]

They split them in 2 so they can call it a "10 pack" instead of a 5 pack

[@desktopfan8870]

Marketing! Yay

[@thestudentofficial5483]

The Capitalist Manifesto

[@JohnnyTyrant]

This isn’t capitalism, its just plain assholery.

[@musAKulture]

@@JohnnyTyrant how's that different from capitalism?

[@juliusmatijosius2219]

@@musAKulture You got me there

[@JJMcCullough]

Did they ever respond?

[@MarcTelang]

i dont know

[@braydoncoate9583]

@@MarcTelang important information you have just shared

[@benberkson4481]

Braydon Coate bruh 😂

[@viswap.8567]

Yea. I made a full comment on it

[@ba3ty]

i remember i saw it being sold in a store and it said "NEW! larger serving size" or something like that but im not sure

[@cor289]

6 years later i still wake up in the middle of the night in cold sweat with the sound of ‘SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS” reverberating in my mind

[@magencrisis1682]

I want to be in a real life situation where it would be acceptable to quote *"Swiss Miss instant Piss"*

[@iforgor6673]

Alright this is you how do it, get a bunch of friends together on Christmas. (Only one if you don't want them to think it isn't funny; I do.) Then when one of them makes Swiss Miss and inevitably rips the package you deploy the militia, punch the shark, verb conjunction noun, *THE SWISS MISS GODDAMN PISS IS ESCAPING.* They laugh. Or not, idk your friends

[@ehsaanyousef2273]

I did, me and my homies were talking environmental politics (and how most factories make chocolate was unsustainable and bad and it took advantage of child labor in africa) and then we started talking about how much swish-miss sucks and thats how I quoted it.

[@jennifercorbett8640]

Swiss Miss Swift Piss

[@rejectedhumanity5239]

Everyday.

[@tableboi84]

I just say it in my head when i see Swiss Miss

[@somethingsomewhere2062]

_“Swiss Miss instant piss.”_ -Sam O’Nella

[@roccimo]

It became a mini-meme

[@funkkyno8058]

Swiss miss, *_INSTANT DRIED PISS_*

[@w4vy_n4t38]

Ya it rhymes perfectly

[@KudosK42]

We could make a product out of that

[@potatus6542]

This made me laugh delusionally

[@scratchedcds]

s w i s s m i s s i n s t a n t p i s s .

[@LocalGoober10]

A Switzerland citizen lacking marital status of the female gender instantaneous beverage containing mainly urine.

[@papajohn5279]

I imagine you had to re-edit that like 5 times because of KZbin's off comment lay-out.

[@gabmalagonpersonal]

swiss piss

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

I love your Gerard Way pfp

[@nickyjay4046]

I got the gigglies for 5 minutes after reading this.

[@theodorecyngiser3994]

Flash forward six years, I am most of the way through my first semester of college when I suddenly have a craving for sugar at 1 am. I reach down to my shelf, pull out the unopened box of swiss-miss instant chocolate milk, open the box, and suddenly I feel the burden of rage passed on.

[@NoNameAtAll2]

> swiss miss instant piss

[@The_Dapper_Cat]

Fun fact: they actually changed the design, and I like to think that this video was the reason

[@professionaltaxevader2699]

It was

[@Legowiebe]

Yeah they changed the design to 8 ounces. Which is worse! For a typical 12 once mug, you now need to use one and a half packets and leave the remaining half open... Not to mention trying to figure out where the halfway point is.

[@coyotetrickster5758]

@@Legowiebe Oh great...it turned into the hotdog and buns dilemma.

[@Sybil_Detard]

@@coyotetrickster5758 Why?? WHY ??? WHY CAN'T THEY FIGURE THIS OUT??? It's a conspiracy.

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@coyotetrickster5758 hotdog and buns dilemma? Is that the thing where packages of hotdogs contain four wieners and hotdog bread packages contain five buns?

[@akshajraman5764]

It's confirmed. He has been kidnapped by Swiss Miss and is being forced to record an apology video. :'(

[@spaghetticatto8063]

😔

[@somemagellanic]

he made a reddit post a month ago about returning edit: replies with links get automatically deleted

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

@Doxx Box Returns he’s trying to escape but he keeps getting tazed by the guards

[@corsojames]

@@sirlambchops. bro what

[@Insert-thing-here-Fan]

@@somemagellanic GOD HAS AWAYKEN

[@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713]

Love the implication that the cat is more aware of the contents of the swiss miss instructions than Sam

[@STRAWBERRYGUTZ777]

XD

[@SELF_TlTLED]

The cat is the Ceo of Swiss miss

[@STRAWBERRYGUTZ777]

@@SELF_TlTLED I mean, yeah probably

[@specificocean8378]

Bruh

[@gusablor]

if egypt is to go by cats are all knowing

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

When you said "instant piss," my brain decided to come up with an idea for essentially powdered beer titled Instant Piss. Greatest idea ever? Probably not.

[@Mommy-kima]

Well there is period beer

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

@@Mommy-kima I forgot that existed. Get me off of this mass of stone and metal.

[@wooy1701]

can't really powder the alcohol so its gonna be powdered non alcoholic beer unless you prepare it with water and half a shot of vodka

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

@@wooy1701 That could work.

[@TheCrabReal]

theyre probably seperated so swiss miss can say its a ”10 pack” when its actually 5 servings

[@doggfite]

You're basically right, they do it to keep calorie count low. It's something like 150 calories per packet, and so if they were honest and made packets for 12oz of fluid they would have to list them as 300 calories which would inevitably turn people away. It's like this with a lot of things, the reason that sugar packets are so small is so that they can be listed as 0 calories, since they are able to round down at low single digit numbers.

[@lindastewart7250]

@@doggfite NO BODY CARES NERD

[@bigmoniesponge]

@@lindastewart7250 I care.

[@Wowwowpow13]

@@lindastewart7250 nobody cares not nerd

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

@@lindastewart7250 And your parents don’t care about you, Linda, but we don’t scream at you about it.

[@ogutumbeke6041]

This should be taught in schools for generations

[@lexo632]

How not to fail like Swiss Miss. The perfect lesson.

[@swissmiss4009]

@@lexo632 eyy fuck of

[@Penguin-zp6yt]

It's taught in the Sam O'nella academy

[@rj.ortiz31]

swiss miss your packaging is bullshit

[@lexo632]

@@swissmiss4009 You aren't the brand.

[@XD-hu5ij]

This is the angriest I've ever seen him. I am genuinely scared.

[@starlightfox8982]

Are you his cat by any chance

[@holly452]

I guess you haven't seen him talk about Amelia Bedelia yet 😂

[@therat8537]

Holly Wat video is that 💀

[@holly452]

@@therat8537 Dead Body Hijinks part 1

[@dystopiandownfall9188]

@@holly452 oh god. That was just pure anger.

[@Helliox]

No wonder they have the word "miss" in the name. Because you miss every chance of making a decent drink out of it.

[@violetsfromanothertime3512]

it has been 5 WHOLE YEARS, and I still laugh at the wrinkles in sam’s face when he says “swiss miss, instant piss”

[@seraflmao]

SAME LMAO IT JUST LOOKS SO WEIRD IMO

[@jimmehbob6576]

SAME

[@godlike737]

I laugh at the cat shitting itself lol

[@querkey8073]

Frfr

[@barracudalake1607]

true

[@absolute_unit_tm]

you could say this is a swiss diss

[@nejibob3701]

That missed

[@thecakeman624]

Ryan Peacock your comment is underrated.

[@sonicboom5452]

*GET OUT*

[@SnotLover-ur8ts]

Get out

[@lamelane2762]

Lol

[@specificocean8378]

When he says “hey kids” but he’s not smiling 😨

[@usernametaken017]

𝑂 𝐻 𝑁 𝑂

[@davidkovac7955]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIuYdZqhpLGofas

[@nuclearoven9792]

The cat knows what’s coming

[@ballpointpen7728]

@@davidkovac7955 uh oh _uh oh_ _U H O H_

[@stormanroman]

@@davidkovac7955 I thought that was a rick roll but I still clicked it

[@FreeFalling-m6r]

Ah youtube recommending this to me 8 years later. These were the good times

[@UPGAX]

Pretty sure there's a resurgence of this video, check the newest tab, there's a bunch of new comments on this old video

[@Camphost]

Swiss Miss finally got back at him. They have him.

[@larenzo_moralez8350]

They made it worse, a packet of Swiss Miss is now 8 fluid ounces, so now you need to use 1 and a half, so now you have half a packet leftover

[@Superbug-tf8zy]

@@larenzo_moralez8350 WHAT THE PUREST OF FUCKS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. this is why i don't use swiss miss

[@CullnG]

@@larenzo_moralez8350 they also took out the bridges

[@aroobism]

He actually is just in collage

[@Polaris5664]

@@larenzo_moralez8350 just use 2 and have extra strong hot chocolate.

[@gunnykido7213]

Im genuinely pretty sure they listened to this, A box I have says "New and improved flavor!" And "Now makes a bigger cup!" ,All of the hot chocolate drinkers thank you

[@irinayukor]

ahaha 69 likes

[@aisparrow9734]

Ирина Ручко nice

[@JR-me7yk]

I thought I saw something like this where they now have the big single packets with the red lettering.

[@LainVics]

Sam's a folk hero now

[@fimbulvetr721]

lol and the got rid of the paper bridges

[@jaredbaker7230]

We're seven years on, and I'd love to see Sam's take on the worst cases of planned obsolescence in history.

[@doggo7209]

Swiss Miss must have gotten your letter, as they aren’t attached anymore (and some of them are attached, but they’re super easy to rip now.) They still kept the original box dimensions, and one envelope now contains 39 g of hot cocoa. Sam should get an award for changing hot chocolatekind.

[@schwachsinn561]

the question is why would you buy cacoa that you mix with water

[@Kallixede]

@@schwachsinn561 Some people are lack toes intolerance

[@bunnyben5607]

@@osteelgen8225 I have an electric kettle which makes it super easy to boil water, but you should never use other liquids in it, especially not milk. So making hot cocao with water is so much more convenient than with milk for me personally.

[@IGhostRatI]

@@osteelgen8225 just microwave it

[@fhanum9716]

@@Kallixede bone apple tit

[@wizardshark1127]

When you ask the stranger at the bus stop how their day went:

[@JoseSilva-ht8es]

that's what you get for bothering them

[@john.d.rockefeller2538]

@@JoseSilva-ht8es let me guess; you are some sort of lazy introvert.

[@stoitsz]

@@john.d.rockefeller2538 not everybody wants to socialise with some rando on a train station. so you're saying if theyre an extrovert they will socialise to every single person on the train station? thats just not how it works pal.

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

@@john.d.rockefeller2538 we're just socially awkward, that's all

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

You kidding? If someone is in a bad mood and doesn't want to talk they'll say so.

[@gassay3014]

3:08 He definitely recorded the outro on a different day when he wasn’t fuming.

[@SUBM4CH1N3]

Absolutely

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

Uh UH UHH CRISPS WALKERS FUMING

[@farhanrahmaddani3218]

i think he use that outro since this channel first uploaded

[@wallabra]

And his cat wasn't shitting itself out the window.

[@MarcTelang]

I think the split happened here 3:01

[@venusthebenus]

This is literally one of my favorite of Sam’s videos. I quote “Swiss Miss instant piss” at least once a day, more in the winter when I’m actually drinking Swiss miss instant piss.

[@gouverneur2001]

When you gather an audience large enough that you can effectively utilize them to fight your grievances with a hot choco company. I wish I had a fraction of this man's power.

[@bekindtoanimals2189]

I wish I had a fraction of his intellect, and or humor.

[@gouverneur2001]

@moham He won't.

[@retematic2351]

Maybe this was the plan all along

[@Dr170]

And you can achieve said fraction on this very day by denouncing anime

[@sreckocuvalo8110]

This guy holds more political power than some Balkan Countries.

[@drillbitt4426]

ok fr tho, the line "SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS" is an internet classic

[@noahstevens4894]

I quote this video way too often than is socially acceptable

[@schalker2901]

He is pissed (ba dum tss)

[@ej-jz5rc]

@@schalker2901 ba dum piss*

[@Jumpathy]

1:51

[@roguerayquaza2547]

@@Jumpathy No, it's 1:50

[@ng1n369]

"And it tastes like PISS!" " *SWISS MISS* * face intensifies * *INSTANT PISS!* "

[@olonowak663]

I already knew what was coming when he said the first line

[@diamondbeater8121]

Swiss miss instant piss and it doesn't give you bliss

[@georgy2596]

*Instant Miss!*

[@apolget]

Borderlands yyy 5yi

[@apolget]

Tyt5tg

[@rocipoki2322]

You can just tell that bro is speaking from experience

[@ungabunga7879]

Wait hold up, they are only 6 oz?!?! I always thought Swiss miss just tasted like relatively chocolatey flavoring water

[@Litch_Bih]

EAT PANT CONAR

[@bonda_racing3579]

Who the hell uses water ??

[@cattycatqueen7643]

It tastes better if you use it ask hot chocolate milk

[@shadowandholly]

@Kat Troni I'm lactose intolerant and i still use milk. They make milk for ppl who are lactose intolerant. It's like rlly cheap at Walmart too so that's no excuse to use water 🤢🤮

[@l1z4rdbr34th90]

I enjoy hot chocolate made with milk but my dad says it's bad to heat milk in the microwave in a ceramic mug or whatever it's made of. Hmmm... now I know to use two packets instead of one.

[@Qfungi]

Could you imagine the intern or new hire who had the balls to pull this up at their first Swiss Miss board meeting.

[@appa609]

I imagine there are no young people making any decisions in that company

[@tamarlambert6121]

You mean the one ball

[@realbland]

@@tamarlambert6121 the ball that he jizzez with

[@Bacony_Cakes]

@@realbland The one that's upside down, right?

[@sammatthews1953]

"So guy I was looking up on the internet and I found this guy who just despises our products...."

[@k133______6]

This got recommended to me and I just remembered he hasn’t posted in almost a year

[@supernova644]

i wonder how hes doing tbh like he used to upload all the time

[@CanyonALynn]

He's currently in college. I'm pretty sure he'll start back up again when he's done.

[@LastBastion]

@@supernova644 probably busy with his thesis

[@LordMuffinToken]

swiss miss got him

[@MiSambra]

@@LastBastion If I were him I would just present the content on this channel and call it a day.

[@LucasKeesee-vm8yp]

Let us not lose sight of the real villain here. Legally, if that box in your video says "10" packets, but you need "2" for "1" real cup, the box is just "5" servings. But as long as someone at the FDA says "6oz a serving", you are paying double what you should be. And we could NOT be if the packaging issues stated got changed.

[@blakerrandom6869]

I like how he compared Siamese twins to testicles

[@blakerrandom6869]

Killer Pigs the hell?

[@popip5os]

@@Prubbs what the fuck

[@Luckrye]

Eat your cereal or else you'll be compared to testicles too

[@JimmehRulez]

@@Prubbs the shit?

[@McBasketball4]

yea is a great pain and is bad for the gold kind of the vegetable and the body oil tanker in a fight with the meat and the chicken suit the water in which

[@gromblereal]

“Swiss miss instant PISS” combined with the face it shows killed me

[@lilbill1937]

I fucking lost it when i saw that part

[@Jessica-eo5hg]

If he was using MILK like a normal person then maybe he wouldn’t have that problem

[@cupoflean8697]

@@Jessica-eo5hg shut up anyone can use water or milk

[@Jessica-eo5hg]

@@cupoflean8697 No, psychos use water, sane people use milk

[@at7072]

I use water but ok

[@Galantium]

Things are heating up in the Hot Chocolate fandom

[@GamingNinja132]

Hot cocoa* Not technically hot chocolate as hot chocolate is synonymous with drinking chocolate and that's made of cocoa nibs melted into hot milk, and is infinitely better than hot cocoa.

[@arianitdemaj2531]

Hot chocolate with milk is better

[@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg]

If its a fandom,Hot Chocolate x Hot Coco?

[@cosmiicpeach121]

Sam o'nella tsundere x Swiss Miss?!

[@Vicky-nc1cg]

@@GamingNinja132 found the party animal

[@thegreenmintyeeen3889]

nestle is sadistic. This is what I learned .

[@tommaso159]

But swiss miss isn't owned by nestle

[@Meeminator]

1:50 Here’s your replay button

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

*_SWISS MISS,INSTANT PISS_*

[@PolyU.]

thalk

[@dr.phantom866]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171 NICE

[@andrew_azure]

Swoos moose oonstoont poos

[@kickmydonkey]

YOU RELEASE A PRIMAL SREAM OF ANGER YOU CAT POOPS WHILE IT JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW

[@richardwong5616]

It's worse when there's marshmallows, they're so small that when you put in hot water they melt instantly.

[@dystopiandownfall9188]

Yes.

[@ezraoberheim1081]

Thats the point tho, theure supposed to make a layer of shitty marshmallow foam

[@ha2kon539]

Why would you put marshmallows in hot water?

[@richardwong5616]

@@ha2kon539 hot coco

[@richardwong5616]

@NUR HISYAM nah, my uncle from Singapore got me some when he went to Switzerland for business and gave them to me during Chinese New Year

[@Twatical]

Lmao imagine putting water instead of milk

[@wesleygilbert2523]

I once did that and regretted it immediately

[@skippygirl959]

I do that everytime?

[@Sturmgewehr.88]

who the fuck puts water instead of milk lmao

[@SchwarzAA]

i put water instead of milk why ?

[@melonheadthecherrybomb5886]

@@Sturmgewehr.88 I do. Can't say there's a taste difference

[@Us3r_M8]

I will forever cherish the line “Swiss Miss, instant piss”

[@rkhasentered]

this reminds me of 7th grade engineering class when the teacher would go on rants about capitalism and communism instead of teaching us how to build a toy car as expected

[@ScamallDorcha]

Lol, was he pro capitalism or pro communism?

[@nightmarechameleon7502]

King

[@rkhasentered]

@@ScamallDorcha His general philosophy was that every economic/political system will inevitably become corrupted by human greed so there is no way for humanity to ever truly live in peace, so he was just kinda anti-government I guess. I mean 13 year old me preferred it to working with saws n shit so

[@finn_7153]

Rachel T lol

[@TheNinja94a]

Rachel T Eh, he needed some good ol' theory.

[@shulgy3705]

I have never tried (or even seen) a swiss miss product, but I say "Swiss miss instant piss" at least once a week

[@pumkin610]

I used to enjoy it as a lil feller

[@beepboopbobop]

@Matija Dorđević how was ur instant piss

[@daychild_]

Lmao same

[@jillianaire01]

I know it has been a year, but I have to know: what context do you say it in? Are you just randomly saying it to make yourself chuckle, or you use it as an exclamatory (*stubs toe* “Ah, Swiss miss instant piss!”)? Or as an interrogative (“What is the Swiss miss instant piss is this?”)? Or some other way? Lol

[@satgurs]

I know it has been a year, but I have to know: what context do you say it in? Are you just randomly saying it to make yourself chuckle, or you use it as an exclamatory (*stubs toe* “Ah, Swiss miss instant piss!”)? Or as an interrogative (“What is the Swiss miss instant piss is this?”)? Or some other way? Lol

[@notagbacks_]

You know he swiss miss instant pissed when he doesn’t start the lesson smiling

[@emmisaryofgilameir1946]

Or when you pour water in coco mix weirdos

[@An-yzammy]

@@neckromancer2313 I’m lactose intolerant 😭

[@13vatra]

I don't know if I'd call this one a lesson per se. More of an angry tirade. I didn't learn anything except that Sam is apparently rather passionate about his hot chocolate.

[@STRAWBERRYGUTZ777]

Oh well ig, it was fun while it lasted-

[@oscarjrvelasquez8520]

@@emmisaryofgilameir1946 actually america is one of the only countries that uses milk with coco mix the rest of the world uses water because it tastes better

[@ADSadachbia]

I'm glad someone finally used actual science on their rants

[@TerribleTonyShow]

Imagine knowing how much liquid a mug can hold.

[@tsczar0]

can’t relate smh

[@shermanlofterson860]

Whoa

[@orangetree..]

Well now you do too (•ิ_•ิ)

[@giovannicouture]

It's just a cup. One cup.

[@giovannicouture]

Hello my friend @Rectal Discourse Please clarify your comment I do not follow.

[@ktoce7843]

Don’t mind me just watching this masterpiece for the third time

[@water9892]

5th time

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

Psh im here for the tenth time

[@krims0n605]

you guys are such nerds......13th

[@birbtail6814]

IM WATCHING IT FOR A 12TH TIME

[@fadjan9998]

I've lost count

[@cryo311old]

How does he say “Swiss Miss Instant Piss,” with a straight face

[@unique4u221]

With anger

[@FlashDrive356]

I don't know, every time I read this I begin uncontrollably laughing.

[@andresaofelipe]

Because his face isn't gay

[@thedayididntlike508]

What

[@Eralen00]

probably bc he is made in ms paint ...

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

For better taste, ADD FIDEL CASTRO'S FAVORITE DRINK

[@tayeb7031]

Ha! Inside joke

[@junichiroyamashita]

What beast of Satan adds water to make hot chocolate

[@hamster6356]

Now that is very much adequate.😌 -Olive

[@Insert-thing-here-Fan]

THATS ILLEGAL, U CANT SAY THE C WORD

[@alohasnackbar4598]

I agree, milk makes it infinitely better

[@ikennaokonkwo8252]

ˢʷᶦˢˢ ᵐᶦˢˢ, ᶦⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗ ᵖᶦˢˢ

[@wigglyfruit4708]

Swiss miss tiny piss

[@mauricedavis8261]

Classic rant!!!🙏🤣🤣🤣☕ swiss piss😂😂😂

[@stuffnstuff8844]

@@mauricedavis8261 piss miss

[@pumkin610]

Mister pip

[@BigMT9022]

1:47

[@zach3021]

“So finally the dam breaks, you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out of the window” I haven’t laughed this hard in a WHILE

[@monkeybirthdaycake0627]

That's kinda sad....

[@Kenoboi_42]

That’s kinda sad....

[@monkeybirthdaycake0627]

@@Kenoboi_42 T-T

[@thegren1190]

swiss miss instant piss

[@ruthmesa406]

Lol

[@Unserioussam328]

after seven years, i come back, and the most horrifying realization. would.. would one large testicle be more efficient than two?

[@fatguyonasoapbox1553]

Their diet version, that is half the calories, is literally just half of the amount of powder for the same price.

[@GreenMonkeyToaster]

Lmao reminds me of the little britain weight watchers skit: "if you cut the cake in half, it's half the calories. Then you can have twice as much!"

[@chewnip86]

if you’re on a diet, don’t eat hot chocolate, on that note, don’t go on a diet, life is too short to not enjoy hot chocolate

[@danielnunez1587]

@@chewnip86 life is too short to be unhealthy the entire time being healthy makes the time you have much more enjoyable

[@pirilon78]

@@danielnunez1587 imagine "being healthy" and "having a life" pffff ok boomer 🙄🙄

[@Drip_Wooper]

I'm gonna die anyways eating healthy or not, so might as well just be happy and have a small life spam (btw kids this is a fckn joke, seriously don't live life like that, it's not worthy it)

[@amazalt3684]

1:50 S W I S S M I S S I N S T A N T P I S S

[@wyom2838]

Sounds like everything nowadays

[@christophergamez4203]

That shit killed me 😭

[@destructor1012]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

[@Tom-ol1ik]

Legendary.

[@alt._.f488]

i tried not laughing so hard since everyone at my house is asleep by now

[@seanyproductions]

I love how this is the only thumbnail where Sam isn’t smiling edit: yes the unicycle one has him not smiling, but he’s just trying to look cool in that one. I probably should’ve said this is the only one where he’s angry.

[@venix2256]

Unicycle

[@lordskeletor4558]

@@venix2256 u r gay

[@nmyster3201]

@@lordskeletor4558 venix is not wrong lol

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

@@nmyster3201 bomber is not wrong

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

@WhenVegansFightIsItStillBeef? you are not wrong

[@bambuwuzled]

"8 years ago" "Why in 2016...." 2016 WAS THAT LONG AGO?!

[@sasg28]

“swoose moose choco drank” -Sam O’Nella

[@penguinsrockrgr8yt216]

SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS

[@juniperyates83]

S W O O S E M O O S E C H O C O D R A N K

[@dinus574]

Correction: -Sam O'Nella's hand

[@sagarroy8679]

I come back to watch this masterpiece every couple of months.

[@azathoththe3rd]

With how recent a lot of these comments are I think your not the only one.

[@JHaven-lg7lj]

It never gets old :D

[@sagarroy8679]

Am revisiting this once again

[@shronkler1994]

same

[@NiltonGMJunior]

This is golden

[@finleystrine7339]

bruh just man up and eat the whole packet its the only way....

[@brandonturner4113]

Packaging and all

[@thatoneretard498]

jillians_ ok_tho Why stop at the hands when you can eat the entire arm.

[@lukailic6874]

@@cooldudekillsyou8254 Nah just the dick

[@burpostockings]

i cook it up in a dirty spoon and shoot it into my toes. pussies.

[@rosesgarden8622]

KINGSOFBALKAN _just the tip_

[@ileiad]

It's been 8 years. Did they listen at all?

[@heroicsplendid]

Huh, this is a weird episode of “You Know What’s Bullshit?”

[@SrSander]

holy shit this video IS like a YKWBS episode reminds me of the printer one

[@gfmhd1280]

@@SrSander Or the Too Much Cream Cheese episode.

[@modus8256]

Kinda reminds me of the cd packaging one

[@tgnm9615]

Christmas is the most bs holiday

[@jovianguyen]

Yup 👍

[@buzzfeedlgbtq3194]

They listened the packages aren’t attached anymore

[@AfroOcto27]

That's good

[@michaelbread5906]

Lies and slander. I've had some boxes where they're not attached and some where they are. I literally tore both packets a week ago and it pissed me off, which is why I'm rewatching this video now lol.

[@SKATE87410]

Had some last night, can confirm they are still attached

[@josukehigashikata8889]

ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ yes

[@notsosaltygaming4561]

“Fear will keep them in line”

[@TheBasedNinja]

Jesus, why hasn't this video blown up. it's fucking hilarious

[@WeepingWillow6497]

Shinatako I think we're all wary after the GradeA bamboozle.

[@TheBasedNinja]

Philip who?

[@WeepingWillow6497]

GradeAUnderA. He started making these overblown rants about petty annoyances in a similar low quality illustrated style. But then he switched to trying to fix youtube and everything like that, and soon he went downhill.

[@Strav9]

because he uses inches, oz, and fl oz...

[@seiichiv1694]

The whole channel should be blowing up by now. Damn.

[@graydoncharlton5491]

MILK! PUT MILK IN IT AND MICROWAVE IT! ITS SO MUCH BETTER WHY DO PEOPLE USE WATER?!?!

[@diegogabriel9148]

Might be an american thing idk

[@graydoncharlton5491]

@@diegogabriel9148 IM AMERICAN

[@minaashido518]

The rare case of a smart american

[@graydoncharlton5491]

@@minaashido518 I’m offended and flattered at the same time…

[@vierzehn575]

I mean I agree milk is amazing but it SHOULD taste good with water too, since thats what they recommend (it's not, but it should be)

[@gabrielgerhard9122]

I'm Swiss and we don't even have Swiss Miss, I think I found the reason why...

[@JohnBBolt]

No Swiss Miss in Switzerland. Because Swiss is exotic in the US. Just not the same if the name were " New York Nestle" or " Georgia Go Juice" or "Savannah Sweet Dreams" .

[@JohnBBolt]

@@varuna6089 Me too.

[@kenaylebarbare883]

I guess if you drink your hot chocolate with "water" you can expect it to taste like piss though

[@SgtKrell]

@@kenaylebarbare883 See it makes sense but I'd never heard of using milk as the base for hot cocoa until I saw the comments of this video.

[@wendylippert8880]

@@SgtKrell ah because i didn't know about water hot chocolate until i'd already have 8 years of hot cocoa with milk so every time i've had water choccy milk it tasted like piss

[@claytons4789]

Who actually uses water? Milk is so much better

[@spectralburst5258]

I agree. Water and chocolate don’t go together.

[@hoodybox477]

i think it has milk powder so using milk doesnt really make any dofferencw

[@claytons4789]

@@hoodybox477 real milk is better than milk powder

[@orangetree..]

I'm too lazy to care lmao

[@benjaminmcintosh857]

@@claytons4789 yeah but using milk when it's already got milk powder is not a nice taste

[@FiSH-iSH]

Moral of the story: just don’t buy swiss miss instant -piss- hot chocolate

[@ayeshasharmin3449]

Dont buy swiss miss because it makes ypu instant piss

[@catzbestfriend]

Cat the Destoryer - I get a cheaper brand that tastes better. But I mean he could always get the scoop-able kind. You get more then anyway.

[@thenumberfour6455]

@@catzbestfriend Yup, buying the large tins of the instant piss is the far superior choice.

[@thanos2215]

@@catzbestfriend what is the brand?

[@SnowblindWizard]

@@thanos2215 and does the brand have the teeny tienie marshmallows?

[@VIXXQUE]

i will not be the one to believe that this was SEVEN YEARS AGO

[@maybeeatyourveggies4081]

Sam deserves to comeback not only as a savior of hot chocolate kind (since swiss miss has changed their way-) but AS THE CURE OF BOREDOM DURING QUARANTINE

[@videltookthekids2946]

A nice solution: binge watch everything. Just got done? R e w a t c h I t

[@amgprod.55]

I'm glad that I discovered his channel in this past year.

[@maybeeatyourveggies4081]

@Unity i understand still everybody on the internet is longing for some of the awful puns he makes

[@DNDpaintmichigan]

Relatable

[@theleetworldbest]

They actually made it worse lmao

[@thomaschevalier489]

I'm watching a guy I don't know diss something I didn't even knew existed and that I will probably never use, and, just for that, I love Internet.

[@ahleenah]

I was searching for this comment and I found it. Thank you for commenting my thoughts lol

[@sharicola8870]

You didn't know Swiss Miss existed? Bruh. You guys must not be Murricans

[@mennograafmans1595]

@@sharicola8870 Indeed. But even when I was in the US, I never saw swiss miss. But listening to this, I'm glad I didn't see it then. I don't even know how much an ounce is. It's the only imperial measurement I can never get quite right.

[@sharicola8870]

@@mennograafmans1595 An ounce is 30 ml. Which is weird, because Americans totally speak in liters/milliliters. But as for Swiss Miss, you're not missing out on anything. It's really not great and typically only children enjoy it. It's basically like chocolate flavored water. A warm YooHoo, if you will(or is YooHoo only in the US too?)

[@mennograafmans1595]

@@sharicola8870 I don't know Yoohoo. I looked it up and it was once owned by a french company, so it's probably available outside of the US as well. However, I don't recall seeing it in dutch supermarkets. But I can certainly imagine how watery, low quality chocolatemilk tastes like, sadly.

[@hunterolivetree7692]

This isn't anger this is much *much more* this is deep rooted hatred sprouted from the *worst* Swiss miss experience ever to behold a human being and I feel bad for this man having to deal with that

[@TheAppeater]

your problem is making hot chocolate with water instead of milk my dude

[@ragingpotato-y-]

Just want to say swiss miss actually listened to sam and added those line thingies

[@georgeptolemy7260]

More successful than occupy wallstreet

[@ClassicaI]

Nosferatu Zodd Now that’s what I call edgy

[@caticv]

They also made the servings bigger

[@ragedgrunt]

@Nosferatu Zodd Why did it turn into a "You americans and your big portions?"

[@Weldedhodag]

@@ragedgrunt he's probably a commie

[@MrJostur]

Therapist: "So what seems to problem, Sam?" "Well, you see..."

[@LaGzerdotcom]

Swiss Miss

[@LaGzerdotcom]

Makes Piss instead of chocolate

[@prismus6520]

_intro plays_

[@taylorowens3721]

What if Sam makes these to express his anger?

[@kaja3932]

@@LaGzerdotcom Instant Piss

[@mr.pickle4847]

“Pour in the hot water” *jazz music stops*

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Wait you don't use water?

[@a3ronautical]

@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen milk is way better dude.

[@quincy9908]

I want *hot* chocolate though. How do y'all heat y'all milk?

[@fuzzyapplepie6940]

@@quincy9908 microwaves, son!

[@GandalfGreyhame]

@@hanzchristiancastillo8887 Are you living in Venezuela? You can get a microwave for 50 bucks where I live

[@Spranneagainsttheworld]

Your content is hilarious, well done, educational, and overall amazing. That being said, this is the best thing you’ve ever made.😂

[@nihilisticmonkeydancing9806]

Swiss Miss... completly unknown in Switzerland. Prob. got expelled for making bad choclate.

[@Rufusdos]

So true.

[@dystopiandownfall9188]

The Belgian people would probably just straight up kill someone over bad chocolate. They are known for good chocolate from what I can tell with my below basic understanding.

[@kawaiielephant7772]

It's made in Wisconsin.

[@ezraoberheim1081]

They have real good chocolate pudding tho

[@jasisonee]

Only Caotina could attempt to compete with the godlike status of Ovomaltine.

[@tybushnell9819]

Just buy it bulk in a can.

[@ethandagamer255]

William Smith Really? Like Ovaltine?

[@tybushnell9819]

EthanDaGamer25 Yea you can it comes in 58 oz I think.

[@declannewton2556]

That is what I do, I always buy the can now.

[@TroopurHQ]

Yep. Bought my can last year during Black Friday and... welp. Look at that. It's been over a year since I had to buy hot chocolate. Neat.

[@JEDiGamer007]

Saltzy Boy U mad bro?

[@oceanman1124]

Detaching swiss miss is doing surgery on siamise twins

[@theminipetabyte4610]

Ethan Leaves My Swiss Miss don't attach to each other.

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

*conjoined twin

[@mithra1950]

its the exact same

[@HungerGamesFan88]

In that both individual units have an incredibly high chance of ending up fucked?

[@asbestoz1123]

OceanMan then running for president

[@Sltresss]

I got sick with covid and my mom bought Swiss miss and all i could think about was "SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS" 😭

[@thebrodcast1875]

He's gone. But I bought Swiss miss today and it was improved in the ways he mentioned. He gave us such a gift

[@SpartanKurt051]

And now he returns

[@aa-tx7th]

you better keep flying straight swiss miss he back and good lawd he comin'!

[@livingzombie4280]

Come back The Brodcast, he’s returned

[@lukasgerasymenko7608]

Why the fuck cant you just buy little box full of 250g of pure deffated cocoa powder for 5 bucks and then mix it on your own with warm milk and sugar you sick American capitalist shit eating stupidos like normal European person?!?!?

[@itzfinnlee1286]

Im from the futureeeeee Im here to say that last winter we bought a box of swiss miss and it came in packets that weren't attached and that made 12-18 oz servings

[@fitzgamer9992]

I guess they read his letter

[@nolangray3772]

I got a box almost a year later and the sh*t he complains about still happens.

[@internalscreamingvaultboy9806]

"Swissmiss instant piss" ~ Sam O'nella 2016

[@Jack-bj6qf]

1:48

[@internalscreamingvaultboy9806]

@@Jack-bj6qf shut

[@esqx0878]

@@internalscreamingvaultboy9806 ?? He just linked the time to the quote idiot

[@internalscreamingvaultboy9806]

@@esqx0878 I know but it was un needed

[@esqx0878]

@@internalscreamingvaultboy9806 why not? Its usefull to know where is the quote

[@choco2077]

2016 was 7 years ago??????

[@pouyopouyo9817]

Actually eight

[@choco2077]

@@pouyopouyo9817 insane 😔

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

I think there is only one scenario where he has been angrier out of the blue, and that is Amelia Bedalia

[@zahiraibrahim2944]

Yes

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

@@zahiraibrahim2944 I remember reading only one of those books, and as a kid who already struggled enough with metaphors and phrasing, that book gave me a headache.

[@zahiraibrahim2944]

@@unnamedvisitor1649 i read one and never read another one again

[@JohnDoe-ox6ed]

Which video was that?

[@SharpestLiVES13]

@@JohnDoe-ox6ed Dead Body Hijinks part 1, if I'm not mistaken.

[@amfvideos6810]

Each level has the cat becoming exponentially more terrified.

[@pairot01]

Don't use words like "exponentially" if you don't understand their meaning, it makes you look dumb

[@amfvideos6810]

@@pairot01 Exponentially is something increasing and the speed of the increasing is accelerating. And the cats level of terror is increasing exponentially. Just because you think somebody is stupid doesn't mean they are.

[@pairot01]

@@amfvideos6810 wrong. Exponential growth means it follows a particular acceleration, to be precise that it double every fixed amount of time, this happens because the growth velocity is proportional to the population size. E.g.: a bacterial colony, let's say its mitosis takes exactly 1 day. Start with 1 bacterium, next day you have 2, another day passes you have 4, and so on.

[@amfvideos6810]

I disliked my own comment because I felt like it. I also disliked all of my replies.

[@gavinrualo4730]

Joaquin Pirotto exponential isn't always double, it could be triple, quadruple, or everything in between.

[@ishitpost2404]

*S W I S S M I S S I N S T A N T P I S S*

[@AlexYorim]

Sauce God *S W I S S P I S S*

[@felixkjellberg9038]

I N S T A N T M I S S

[@crypticpoptart]

"Swiss Miss, instant piss" Sam 2016 (1:47)

[@dall7020]

I love this

[@jonathanmatthew1110]

Chroma Core ce

[@oaktre3]

1:50

[@Neon-hx3jw]

That face tho

[@saltypotato8183]

Chroma Core I saw this comment at 1:47

[@GuukanKitsune]

The reason the packets were designed that way seems to be that while the average coffee mug is 12 Oz, the average COCOA mug is 18, so the packets are in increments of 6, that way you can easily measure out the right amount of cocoa powder whether you are using a cocoa mug or coffee mug. 3 for a cocoa mug, 2 for a coffee mug, or even just 1 if you're using a coffee cup (which is a slightly bigger teacup, on average, about 6 oz, this is a very common thing across Europe and at fancy dinners worldwide, meant to serve after-dinner coffee, to which cocoa is a common alternative.) There is no excuse for the lack of perforation or box, though.

[@britishgaming6]

i agree with the last sentance since unless you're using a coffee mug you will need to use a single seperate packet meaning you would have to seperate it and without perforation its impossible

[@fabrizeantonio4425]

Also feels kinda scummy since they're basically baiting you by selling an entire box that in reality only provides 2-3 servings

[@turbochargedfilms]

"oz" stop making up stuff

[@GuukanKitsune]

@turbochargedfilms Thanks to Wizard of Oz autocorrect likes to pretend ounces don't exist.

[@Gamer3427]

Honestly, the lack of perforation is probably just because it'd be too expensive to change their machines up to include it, and it wouldn't make them any more money, so they just don't care. As for the box, that is probably because it's a marketing tactic a lot of products use, where they make the box/container bigger than it needs to be so people get the illusion of getting more for their money.

[@CheepChirp]

hold on, your using hot water?and not milk?

[@alexsch2514]

My exact thought

[@robertmorrison4457]

Instant hot chocolate is supposed to use water

[@pillowprincess3673]

@@robertmorrison4457 I always knew Americans were degenerates. But this takes it too far

[@robertmorrison4457]

@@pillowprincess3673 instant hot chocolate is often had when camping, do you know what no logical person would bring camping? Exactly, milk

[@pillowprincess3673]

@@robertmorrison4457 see? I knew it! Using a cooler box is deemed illogical amongst you brutes!