Andrew Tate's Music Should Be Illegal | Sad Boyz

[@NarcissaDeville]

Andrew Tate is like if AI wrote "rap lyrics" and were sang by a "person"

[@footballn930]

Thought you meant Al at first as in the guy who make the weird shorts with insane twists

[@-user_redacted-]

Andrew Tate: Technically A Person

[@mariya_tortilla]

@Display Name they said, "Andrew Tate is like if AI wrote 'rap lyrics' and were sang by a 'person' ." Is that helpful?

[@ecliiipsssse]

@@-user_redacted- legally a person

[@arsein3342]

@@Casper-sr1rw yes

[@lagoongames]

Are we just gonna ignore how Tate used the same flashy camera effect that Danny Gonzales uses as a joke? Like that is peak comedy

[@weaponisedautism07theSecond]

Not really I’m not saying that because I know he’s a human trafficker and all but no not at all.

[@cozycasasmr4510]

I agree lmao

[@Kalaloo]

It's all I could think of as soon as I saw that transition, lol

[@UseMoreLensFlare]

Yeah

[@deadlykitten3004]

@@weaponisedautism07theSecond what

[@getspaded]

cant believe jarvis cut off jordans amazing "do or die? i think suicide is only die" joke. justice for jordan

[@Getout634]

I noticed that too 😭💔

[@kindal5671]

​@@Getout634 i like your pfp🤭🤭🤭

[@Getout634]

@@kindal5671 ty but can we talk about yours???😭😭

[@kindal5671]

@@Getout634 GAHAHSHS

[@redundantmartyr]

genuinely criminal 😭

[@roguestowl2280]

I wish he had just kept listing different boats. “Might buy myself a boat- or a yacht. Or a canoe. Or a ferry.” For the whole rest of the song.

[@JvS1711]

He could've rhymed coracle with oracle.

[@daalimbe]

​@@JvS1711 bionicle

[@MFSeaMen]

Or a Schooner, or a Kayak, or a Catamaran, or a Pontoon, or a trawler, or a cutter, or a pirate ship, or a submarine, or a skiff, or a barge, or a runabout, or a pedlo, or a…

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

Just like I wish the whole of Jay Z's verse on Monster consisted of him listing monsters like he does in the beginning.

[@MFSeaMen]

@@chuckmcluckin6082 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGaVpGytbrZla7M

[@alexiad431]

Fun fact: Until this year, my husband didn't think storks were real birds that actually exist--he thought they were just made up for the whole "storks deliver babies" thing

[@kindal5671]

THEYRE REAL???

[@piepersm]

My dad didn't know that reindeer were real until like the age of 60. He thought they were just deer with reins on.

[@brumhelldah917]

@@piepersmcaribou

[@3starsburningbright]

Oh theyre real. Oh

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

Dude. That’s amazing. He would think Florida is CRAZY. Mfers just be everywhere. Big ass herons and shit in your yard.

[@sybill123ful]

tates song honestly could be a really good comedy song lmfao, it kills me everytime i hear he clip of him saying “i could buy a boat …..or a yacht” 😭

[@HerOwnKnife]

I feel like this would be a lyric in one of Danny's comedy songs

[@arsein3342]

O-or a yacht

[@Terminallyposessed]

@@HerOwnKnife fr everything about it reminds me of Danny's songs, the only difference being that Danny's are good 🤣 He even used that flashing edit thing that Danny and Kurtis use ironically lmao

[@thyred3167]

that's the thing, as a comedic character he'd be consistently funny, as sincere, or more likely grift, it's insane

[@fionacurrin]

kurt cobain would hate andrew tate so much...he was always very outspoken against sexism

[@jacquelyn_jacqueline]

That’s what I’m saying

[@edgarcardiff7874]

Andrew Tate simps missing the point of [insert Nirvana song here]

[@wendyheatherwood]

@@edgarcardiff7874 Are you saying he just likes to sing along even though he knows not what it means?

[@edgarcardiff7874]

@@wendyheatherwood I guess, yeah

[@dagbebo1299]

@@wendyheatherwood Tates the one who likes all their pretty songs and he likes to sing along

[@lola_waterton]

Danny Gonzalez's song "Hop Out The Whip" is a much better song about not knowing how to use car doors

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

More entertaining at least

[@AceWhenThey]

Tate has hidden talent!! He should keep it hidden.

[@leoklechao]

Well said 😂

[@Candy_Flower]

This comment made my day😂💀👌

[@frankensteinlives]

"Powerful 15 second missionary followed by handshake at best" "dude gets weird and knees me in the chest" incredible both of you

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

😂 I know fucked me up ⬆️ 🆙

[@hunter5w6]

the suicide song sounds like something an edgy elementary schooler would write after his mom told him not to say the word. like it genuinely sounds like the man doesn’t know what “suicide” even means except that it makes people upset

[@1WEareBUFO1]

25 minute time out "I'm goin suicide!!"

[@Juanhernandez-zx7kt]

He rapped about suicide more than a shitty emo SoundCloud rapper.

[@S.M.9]

Something about the hard cut from “shout out to Rebecca Black” to Jarvis sitting killed me 19:02

[@firstnamelastname6016]

It’s because Jarvis is Rebecca Black

[@bibsp3556]

Genuinely though, her appearance on h3 to talk about things makes me say, shout out Rebecca Black; a reasonable young creator.

[@Sifonofor]

Your takes on relationships are always emotionally mature, honest and doesn't go into quick fixes. I love that.

[@hexlart8481]

This has big "I'm the hip-hop-opotomus / my lyrics are bottomless / ... / ..." vibes

[@outlikeabitch]

FOTC were catchier, more lyrically deft and less visually objectionable

[@hexlart8481]

@@outlikeabitch They were better in every way, and are a perfect parody of this.

[@Outset43]

Happy girls

[@adriannahowell2359]

Ambivalent enbys

[@coleharischristopoulou3398]

Joyful men

[@LiaBossaNova]

Abundantly angry agenders

[@frank4446]

Chicken girls

[@shirin9452]

Why is this so impactful

[@bec7080]

If a 20 year old with no money made these videos and cadence to try to start out rapping I would be like "that's not great but good for them". If you have this much money at least pay someone to write the lyrics for you.

[@shirin9452]

I’d be like perhaps consider another dream while you have time, energy and youth on your side. Because this is not it my child 😂 I really don’t know what tate’s excuse is supposed to be

[@sigh824]

The fact that he thinks he can rap at all, makes me think his ego would never let him pay

[@mocapcow2933]

Nah, if a 20 year old tried this, they would get clowned on. Has happened several times before, would be the same for Tate.

[@ecliiipsssse]

If it was a new artist trying to get into the industry, I'd compliment it, yknow, it's a good start Andrew Taint is not that, though

[@yurinoworry]

Doors suicide Kurt Cobain

[@ManderSchmidty]

I’ve watched/listened to the “might buy myself a boat.. or a yacht” too many times. I react like Jordan every time omg

[@katiebex1898]

Absolutely living for this sad boyz renaissance

[@AceWolfify]

As a fellow “Am I the asshole” connoisseur, you can still find a post that has been deleted. A bot on the subreddit automatically copy and pasted the original post in a comment. Usually in case the person edits it to make it seem like they’re not the asshole, or if it gets deleted for some reason

[@natrosenquist]

Which genre is that? Human traffic-core?

[@scarletkittyeyes]

this comment really got me 🤣🤣

[@cherryj1425]

It's post-modern copecore

[@haydena.oleary7046]

Hahaha it's like he realized "buy a boat" just sounded random so he had to class it up to "yacht." Might buy myself a canoe... MADE OF DIAMONDS

[@byrondw1456]

"It's worse than nothing" is just such a visceral and great insult damn

[@saturnbyrning621]

Am I listening to this episode for a second time immediately after the first because KZbin said "next video" and made me lose my timestamp comment? Perhaps. Anyways, who's excited that Sad Boyz is back? 🙃😂 Timestamps: 0:12 Shepard whistling and closing distance in boxing 1:20 What's up with your seed, man? (aka genetics and sports) 3:00 Welcome to Sad Boyz 🥳 3:15 New set-up 4:23 Growth since the beginning 6:41 America has successfully downloaded the Jordan Adika DLC 8:36 The Very Special Secret Spot and Steven Yeun 10:33 Listened to an episode of Sad Boyz (2018 predictions) 12:28 Kanye made sure Jordan and Jarvis knew it's NOT okay to like Kanye 🤣 13:00 Logan Paul's villainry to redemption arc to villain arc 2.0 14:50 A proud African American businessman that the left is trying to shut down (aka Elon Musk) 17:20 Andrew Tate and his illustrious music career 19:10 Reacting to Mr. Plenty (an Andrew Tate original; TW - MENTIONS SUICIDE) 30:39 Reacting to Broke Boys (another Andrew Tate original) 45:10 Pen Palz 45:14 Jingle submission (shout out to Anya!!!) 47:15 Audio samples to use in the jingle 47:43 An email from the Very Real And Official Netflix 50:24 From Sam, AITA for catching feelings again for the girl that I broke up with? 58:42 Fantastic reddit title AITA... 1:00:12 Wrapping it up with a neat little bow 🎀 (clicked cancel in time, don't have to go for a third draft of this comment 😄)

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

Thank you for your service (twice), I hope you have a great day

[@bethswiftie]

Thank you for your service!!!

[@freeindeed7]

Thank you, excellent timestamps!

[@gamagoori]

the immediate cry laughing at "OR A YACHT" is so funny im 😭😭

[@ruki4929]

As a white south African, the fact that Elon musk is the biggest representation we have is upsetting, but the term 'white African american' is really funny to me. I petition that since one of the main languages white South Africans speak is Afrikaans (that's where the accent is from), you can call him 'Afrikaans American.'

[@mildlyinvested2992]

I still can't get over the "choke boys" lyric.

[@sushiRawlls]

imagine "flexin' on the broke boys" but can't hire someone to do decent lyrics, music video even

[@Guineapigsreadingbooks]

He Probably could, but just refuses to because he is like a dragon hoarding money, and paying anyone to help him would mean having to give them money.

[@evvme]

say what you want about tate, but it’s refreshing to see someone truly passionate about the highway code.

[@frickusernames]

I will never get over how wholesome Jarvis and Jordan are together

[@gabiinprogress]

The T A T to the E part and your subsequent jokes remind of Donald Glover’s standup bit about old school rap lmao I WENT TO THE HAT STORE TODAY AND I BOUGHT MYSELF A HAT HAHA HA HA

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

Bruh really hasn’t heard a rap song since 1989 lol

[@gretajane666]

Jordan holding that mic very fancily

[@amysaysbye]

a very distinguished young man

[@lime7642]

sad boyz is back and theyre in the same room? this is the best day of my life

[@LostInTheRush]

Jordan going "the fuck?!" at Tate's line about choking boys at 32:36 had me fucking howling, holy shit

[@zacmirza6498]

Tate literally admits to preying on minors for his webcam business but his fans still defend him

[@s0nnasauras630]

Yea because they are teens and young adult men who are looking for a father figure

[@deadlymelody27]

I was today years old when I learnt that Ludacris's name is Chris 🙃 it just never occured to me. Honestly i never even noticed that it was spelt differently to ludicrous 🤣 i guess i never gave much thought to him at all other than in popular culture when i was younger but its blowing my mind

[@astraynaught9343]

This podcast is literally like, a seasonal series instead of a constant show. Always love coming back to it!

[@mothmansleftwing]

i think the worst thing my ADHD has ever done to me is have “suicide” on repeat in my head since i heard it

[@Terminallyposessed]

For me it's the sugar daddy one and it's terrible 🤣

[@capobucciarati8324]

Can't wait to see how the podcast evolves!! A decked out Sad Boyz corner would be so fun, this format is already great :]

[@lilmissemi]

He's gotta censor all the naughty words for his 12 year old audience

[@ecliiipsssse]

Makes sense to me

[@doormatt7540]

I love how Jordan can be in a normal position and then he looks like he’s trying to break his legs off

[@bibsp3556]

The way you talked about Tyson moving as a 56 year old man, built like that, is spot on. That man is an inspiration.

[@eskykitty]

i’ve only ever watched jarvis but this came up in my recommended and i love it so much! y’all are so funny and have amazing chemistry, it’s super rare to find that in multi-person podcasts

[@natalie__jade]

No way is that song under 3 minutes, it felt longer than the commentary

[@Steepled]

Or a yacht fucking made me belly laugh so fucking hard. The delivery. LMAO

[@natebrown2805]

I think the "doors suicide" is a reference to suicide doors, but I'm also pretty sure that a McLaren 720 does not, in fact, have suicide doors they're named for the fact that they're attached at the back and open at the front- if you drive with suicide doors open, they get pushed open by the air, and I'm pretty sure people have died leaning out to open them

[@MxDae]

I love it when Jarvis wears his hair in his hat like that. He's so cute! 🥰

[@UseMoreLensFlare]

I remember in a stream he said he didn't like when people commented on his body

[@JasminMiettunen]

@@UseMoreLensFlare a hat isn’t really a part of his body?

[@UseMoreLensFlare]

@@JasminMiettunen I know a hat isn't part of his body, lmao

[@stephenjones4397]

Re: Jordan's take on whiskey and cigars as a status symbol THANK YOU! What a boring requirement for high status masculinity.

[@noam3561]

I used to get really jumpy just hearing the word suicide and it was really fun to just be able to have a little laugh about it in this episode

[@kw9568]

I just figured out who the guy in the blue looks like.... FREDDY MERCURY!!! It's the mustache! Lol 😅🤣

[@CeeCeeiiNDiiG0]

In your Beyoncé x Renaissance era 🥺😌 the Boyz are [back] in motion!

[@AngieeShipps]

Your That's so Raven reference is perfect!

[@CeeCeeiiNDiiG0]

@@AngieeShipps thank you!! It was the first thing that popped into my head when they said "the boys are back" 😂

[@lowtech42]

THE BOYZ ARE BACK IN TOWN!!!

[@scottcuyler8231]

Well, one boy never left

[@cheerio4000]

their tate impressions are so good 😭

[@leilaniv2000]

the bit in the beginning where the boys were waving into all the cameras was so cute lmao

[@micahfoley9572]

amusing note, cars with suicide doors are typically designed to be speed limited when the doors are open to like 3-5 mph.

[@jamieevans3458]

Mr Plenty sounds like a household bleach brand

[@stereokuuji]

🤣🤣

[@Letmebool]

Yess guys I love the multiple camera angles

[@insertlaughter]

Im gonna put it out there. jarvis and jordan improve my downtime, and thus improve my life. Found yall during the pandemic and im in the process of binging all of yalls channels. Its nice to see such good friends just getting on. Thanks for your content.

[@sentientdonut]

The chanting in the background of the first song makes it sound like it's from splatoon

[@tobinrogers41]

Lmao he even ripped off the “I don’t make love I just have sex” thing from 50 Cent I believe

[@reindeerage]

The edit of their heads on the Jandarmeria policeman outfits in the thumbnail made my brain rotate inside my skull

[@lunarotimas]

So I've never been able to do the fancy whistle and then Jordan said the unhelpful description and I was like that doesn't even make sense and tried to do what he said and it was so loud my ear is still ringing and its the middle of the night so I hope I didn't wake up anyone in the house I wasn't expecting it to work. Thanks for teaching a new skill Jordan! Sorry it doesn't work for you :/ The blowing harder part really did it. It felt like the weak whistle I was expecting but I pushed past that. Once there was SOME noise I just committed and blew really hard and it worked This sounds like a joke but is not. Gonna try it outside tomorrow

[@Manigeitora]

"I made money trynna choke boys" makes no fucking sense because choking is a TOTALLY ILLEGAL MOVE IN KICKBOXING

[@WhatAmIDoingHere12]

The way tate says “throwin shade” DOES HE NOT KNOW THATS GAY SLANG

[@Maria_745]

"did it dirty, no soap" sent me omfg

[@HollyO4555]

Jarvis nailed the Tate impression!!! 😂

[@nikalive1]

THE BOYZ IN MOTION

[@xiaoaishiteru]

Mental breakdown cancelled let's goooooo

[@DayseBa]

This video should come with a trigger warning, 2 secs watching Tate's master composition, I do want to throw myself off a Golden Gate Bridge. My neurons committed suicide!

[@NumaGuy]

oh man i need to say I could NEVER do the two finger whistle. Then Jordan jokingly explained how to do it, and hot damn my man! I did it!!

[@austinbrooks2982]

Oh my goodness they’re in the same room together

[@moomoocow73]

I was genuinely so confused when Andrew Tate was saying "I turned 100 grand into three" (or whatever the line was; I don't feel like going back to check) because I thought he meant 'I lost 97,000 of the currency that he is referencing in the videos.' I was very confused at why he would be bragging losing so much money, but I just figured that it was AndrewTateThings (trademarked) until someone said that he meant 300,000 and not just 3,000 or 3.00

[@dancelover2396]

Wake up babe new Sad Boyz

[@haeleepues6267]

I love you guys sitting so casually and hanging out! This feels right

[@haeleepues6267]

Also Jordan’s knee looks like an orca and I can’t stop seeing it!!!

[@Letmebool]

Yesss sadboyz are back!!!

[@ormendahl]

Jarvis’s face journey at like 32:00 … same lmao

[@punchingcockroaches]

Tate mentioning Kurt Cobain so much in his damn song is so funny to me because I’m pretty sure Cobain would think he was a fuckin clown. I mean, we’re talking about a guy who wore dresses on stage, outwardly supported the gay and trans community, and said he wished he was gay so that he could piss off homophobes even more. Doesnt really sound like Andrew Tates crowd. Then again, he is talking about an amazing musician EXCLUSIVELY in relation to him killing himself, so I doubt Tates that worried about acknowledging him as a person.

[@jellynugget1]

“Big Daddy T A T to the E” reminds me too much of the Black. White. rap “vo-ca-bu-la-ry“

[@mahbluebird]

Hey Jarvis I think your t-shirt is misspelt... It spells "blonded" but I believe it should say "blinded" as in "I am blinded by how handsome and glowing you both are in this episode of Sad Boyz"

[@TheKateconner]

YESSSSSSS IM SO READY BEST FRIDAY

[@UseMoreLensFlare]

Drewy Taint looks like a Zora NPC in Majora's Mask in the thumbnail, lol

[@montymints]

Hey, you guys (+editors) probably can’t hear this on account of being 25+ but the last quarter-ish of the video has a super high pitched ringing! I’m sure there’s no point in changing it now, and it’s not super loud but it’s pretty distracting 😩I thought I just had tinnitus until I paused it momentarily

[@bonkingcat]

gives off the parody raps danny makes except i know this is not satire 😭😭

[@souless-sneaks3381]

23:55 lmfao jordans faceee 😭

[@SOSO_80085]

Jarvis‘ impression of Tate is the best ever

[@mayhemilyy]

this is gonna be such a great era im so hyped!!

[@fennelsbian]

“… or a yacht.” sent me

[@alastairblevins3992]

I’m happy y’all brought up 2017 sad boys cuz that’s when I started listening lmao

[@rabbirt]

3:19 love how they were in sync

[@jonah9517]

Glad to see the boyz back

[@grandmasgopnik9642]

Bro I always forget how Tate looks. He literally looks like a divorced assistant manager at a Olive Garden. When you’re here, you’re failed Vin Diesel clone.

[@kianaolive]

THE BOYZ ARE BACK

[@scarletkittyeyes]

haha pretty sure Mr. Plenty is a character from those kids books titled Mr. and/or Ms. and then like an emotion or verb

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Jarvis' Tate impression will never cease to amuse me. It's so off the wall yet somehow almost entirely accurate

[@annasutton4029]

PLEASE do a full parody of an Andrew Tate music video!

[@grayskindablue]

“Did it dirty, no soap,” has me in actual tears

[@riftlee]

Imagine rhyming sxx with t-rex. Out loud.

[@SandTheMan761]

The line did it dirty no soap and might buy myself a boat or a yacht would genuinely be hilarious in a danny comedy song

[@icanpotatetothat]

NEW EPISODE OF SAD BOYZ WHAAAAAT?!?!?!?! 😭😭💕💕💕

[@abigaillabar8877]

13:36 frustration personified by the ripped blackout paper

[@alexiswoodberry9119]

Oh the bass is just so painful