This Old Crack House Part 5 - "Nail me"

[@motomuto3313]

When you pull the nails sell them with a certificate of authenticity and make a little more money.

[@AngryCops]

holy shit. thats an incredible idea.

[@jedbergman6490]

@@AngryCops CAPITALISM!

[@motomuto3313]

@@AngryCops When you remove that plaster and lath you will have a butt tun of nails.

[@kolbys.3798]

Sell some slats from the lath and plaster too.

[@POGtastic2024]

@@AngryCops you know that Scott muto deserves a minimal cut for that thought. Photocopy basement Jesus and drop a couple of appropriately placed nails into each pic. "Golden package." Sign the pic first... "Platinum package." Make that 💰

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

"Turn this Crack House into a Crack Home." Everybody strives for that in life.

[@workinprogress5936]

Should be decorated with pulled out wire from the walls

[@peris_arts_film9699]

It’s absolutely hilarious. I go to read this comment and angry cops is saying the words as I read. It happens more often than you think

[@MrPablojack]

That just like my crack house, without crack

[@reptiles3244]

Brickleberry just kidding ik its paradise p.d

[@beauy_lad4410]

Time to decorate with stained mattresses with used needles on them and spread out empty bottles of crap beer

[@darklightimages]

Basement Jesus was a joke in the begining however it's starting seem more like basement Jesus keeps AC some what sane when dealing with this crack house lol

[@LoneGuman]

Kinda like Wilson and Tom hanks

[@MrPablojack]

I'm your 100 like. how 'bout that. Basement Jesus smiled at you

[@darklightimages]

Basement Jesus truly does bless.

[@Tarik360]

The one miracle angry cops needed all this time lol.

[@timmholl9238]

My wife is screaming at you, over my shoulder: "DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!" I'm like, "I don't think he hears you."

[@Juror63]

I think he did. 🤔🤣

[@ahtilah1194]

@@Juror63 He said he wouldn't touch it, that it was fine.

[@stephaniepotter625]

Lmao I said the same and yelled it too

[@marksevastipol1946]

I heard a squidbilly reference slightly 😂😂

[@Legendairy_Angel94]

Early kyler would approve

[@kilppa]

This needs to be pitched to Netflix. "Retired police officer travels the country, turning crack houses into crack HOMES and meets interesting characters on the way! 'This Old Crack House' this fall only on Netflix."

[@MrPablojack]

I would totally watch that. Maybe buy the house too

[@hattani6747]

100% would watch it

[@Lemon_da_cat]

That would be amazeballs. My kids would watch it with me 🤣🤣🤣 They already try to sneak watching my phone over my shoulder whenever they hear him.

[@hattani6747]

@@Lemon_da_cat I know right! Nothing like a patriot with a genuine sense of humor to replace one of those generic home remodeling shows.

[@2345tomson]

I would assume at some point this idea would result if different Basement Deitys Like Basement Buddha. I also do not think the AC would agree to this idea in a million years after just what he shows us on here.

[@robashley8216]

"Thousands of nails in the floor" ah the ol crackhead punji pit trap. classic

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

It's to mark their territory and ward off other crackheads from invading. 🦵💉

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

Gorilla glue warfare

[@kilppa]

@@anythingbutmyrealname I can imagine John Mayer singing that.

[@Warriorbob-im5py]

Learned a thing of two from Charlie don’t ya know, you better stay away from crackhouse road 🎶

[@Badger_325]

Imagine AC trying to get some Privates to help him, all i can think that he would say would be “Hey wanna help destroy a bathroom with sledge hammers and help rip out some old ass nails? If you help i’ll yell at you a little less next week.”

[@tjfrye11]

Sounds like a trap

[@saintpoli6800]

You’d have to toss in some crayon boxes

[@codybyers7167]

Which turns out to be a most ingenious sham.. Privates get yelled at all day, as is prescribed by basement jesus... And then the whole company can hear how shitty the privates who "helped" were 😂

[@moonstoneblaze5222]

@@saintpoli6800 thats the marines fam

[@Th3og0ny]

"THE BASEMENT IS CLEAN!" Basement Jesus is pleased.

[@stephengalindo6340]

I'll be your 100th like

[@_Crimon]

AC has 666k subs,basement jesus is not pleased

[@Th3og0ny]

@@_Crimon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@someguy95981]

Unfortunately basement Jesus only rules over the basement, anything above his is considered heaven.

[@steelcitytbirds]

"It took... all of Corona, but I got 'em." Classic.

[@ericchung3177]

Get this man a goddamn reality show. He deserves it more than almost all of them.

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

YES COMRADE

[@noahLittle-smith]

Property cops

[@igs_]

@@noahLittle-smith im sold on that name alone

[@prestonmermis8425]

Angry Cops to Basement Jesus: "The sub floor has more nails in it than you did..." That was great.

[@AWEL-uw7xs]

They're not nails, they're tetnis legos

[@donoimdono4868]

Alden & Conkey - to both of you 👍👏👏

[@iowafarmboy]

Oft. Could you imagine tripping on the nails and falling onto that foor 😳 .... meatgrinder.

[@rexman971]

@@iowafarmboy LOL

[@berryreading4809]

That floor hasn't been nailed by nearly as many un skilled labourers as my ex-girlfriend has been.

[@jameslawrence3698]

Praise basement Jesus! AC keep soldiering. Be all you can be.

[@Scriptedviolince]

@Jonathan Spier He's probably gonna have to if he doesn't get professional help. The wiring, if it was ever up to code, probably isn't anymore.

[@RandomLombax37]

Sounds like summer

[@bobcougar77]

I would try a serrated roofing shovel to remove those nails. They pull a lot of nails quickly. I might not work if the nails are too stubborn.

[@DontF0rgetThat]

That's exactly what I was thinking. It's great at removing nails on a roof, why not a floor, but if it's more than plywood there will be issues

[@Seargentmyself]

He's gonna get this pile finished just in time for Brandon to show up with his brand new killdozer

[@izzyplusplusplus1004]

I really want to see a new KD.

[@peris_arts_film9699]

Oof

[@squidtactular7413]

The Patriotic Greaser mm yes, the REX. The well known video game revolver.

[@lyndonmoore6286]

The Patriotic Greaser or he can finish the ak50..........

[@atthebrink74]

This series is prefect! It like having a really cool, funny, ex-drill sergeant friend doing a renovation and he never asks you to waste your weekend to help!

[@TexasRain104]

You said “What am I going to do with the trim” and all I could think was “Open Flame?!” Of course my thought process could apply to all of the questions.

[@DjGambit1]

Praise Basement Jesus! Give thanks to the guy who takes those radiators, and All Hail AC! Keeper of the crack house, Provider of laughs, and all around angry person.

[@aidenfisher2399]

Amen

[@Apocalypsse]

This place looks like a knock down and rebuild. 100% they've left surprises in the wall cavities.

[@josephpayne113]

At what point does it just become better to just knock it down and rebuild it?

[@jerrell1169]

@@josephpayne113 When the value of the house+property is eclipsed by the amount it costs to repair the house.

[@josephpayne113]

@@jerrell1169 Sounds about right.

[@izzyplusplusplus1004]

Hey AC, cast iron breaks when smacked with a sledgehammer. Cutting not required with destructive sledge force.

[@aluminumsalmongames6277]

This is true. And with as old and janky as they are, they're probably extra brittle.

[@PervasiveFire]

And some safety glasses so you don't lose your eyes

[@Deeldoh-buhtcheeks]

Yeah I use a wedge for cutting wood and a baby Sledge

[@SherlockHolmes000]

You can buy a $50 dolly from Home Depot and strap the radiators to it using a ratchet strap, alternatively if they are too heavy for that (which I doubt, I've moved radiators before), use an appliance dolly. You can then use that dolly for anything else you may need in the future, they are very helpful to have around.

[@Doomgel]

Just make sure the dolly has solid wheels. I can't tell you how many times I've cursed the inflated tires of the old dolly at work.

[@larrythecucumber4359]

Can you make a shrine for basement Jesus he’s seen so much he deserve better

[@Spollekop]

Well, some candles would be a great start.

[@TheRoamingWookie]

@@Spollekop lol with his luck, it would burn the house down.

[@bettertelevision968]

@@TheRoamingWookiehahah

[@larrythecucumber4359]

Willem van der Pol most definitely

[@larrythecucumber4359]

0Z0NE14 that’s a good idea

[@georgekensington7256]

Anyone else get really sad when they saw basement Jesus because that meant the video was over?

[@LimpDixkit]

Basement Jesus works in strange and mysterious ways. I've been super depressed this week due to losing my job on Monday. Stayed up until 5AM this morning watching KZbin looked right at TOCH series and wished there was a new video. Woke up this morning to 2 phone calls for interviews and a new TOCH video. Life is getting better! 👍

[@alwayscurious3357]

Nice. Best of luck dude

[@LimpDixkit]

Thanks buddy

[@StoneColdFox17]

Good to hear things looking up for you! This year has been rough on everyone in different ways- but basement Jesus has done it again! Amen! 😇

[@LimpDixkit]

@@StoneColdFox17 yes it has. Thank you. Update #1 phone interview went great was scheduled for my 2nd interview next week. Bonus points for better pay and benefits than my last job. Hoping basement Jesus pulls through and keeps me from having to collect unemployment.

[@donoimdono4868]

TNT - always pray. it works. and when it works, remember to give thanks. that's how it works.

[@wileytomlinson7928]

Form living in Tennessee it is very interesting listening to him talk.

[@lucas_810]

Just call out demolition ranch, say he’s too weak to gut a house as fast as you; there’s your help

[@aluminumsalmongames6277]

@Munt Conkey You say that as if it's a bad thing

[@McBlah1976]

I can see it now: "Today on Demolition Ranch we find out how many radiators it takes to stop a .50 cal. Then we see how many crackheads Angry Cops can stuff into the golden minivan. Don't tell Mere."

[@noahspurlock3780]

@@McBlah1976 sadly good ol' Goldy has been retired, she will be remembered

[@robertwalker8910]

*Points out all the nails on the floor* / *Kneels on it over and over, like a legend*

[@Jag683]

“The floor has more nails in it than you did” that’s not hard to beat

[@918Mitchell]

Had to pause the video and collect myself when he said that lol

[@khaoticpenguin3945]

Lol thats what i was thinking, that isn't a lot of nails.

[@dj11o9er]

Even tho Jesus had like only three nails or whatever

[@somefool4625]

This quality of craftmanship makes me cry.

[@Shadowdncer]

Episode 6: "I drove a soil compactor through the house, nails are not a problem any more."

[@avlawns3037]

This actually works.

[@oxide9679]

I could see AC doing this.

[@skymaster33870]

Having used one of those this was way funnier than it should have been.🤣

[@thetizzleforshizzle]

Lol if you can manage to crash the slowest moving piece of equipment that exists, you should never touch a piece of iron for the rest of your life

[@najeekgreen2543]

“BasementJesus in you’re name we pray.” Great ending should make that a nice shirt too (hint hint)

[@billhennen978]

"I just got a text message" Praise basement Jesus he has come through again!

[@grimm4649]

Gorsh this still reminds me of my job... Cleaning out a house, pull out the damaged ceilings with the floor and carpet filled with shit stains, and get rid of the dirt showing off the wall. Than after all of that just replacing electric, damage pipes, and the AC as the south humid sucks. Keep the good work Sarg!!!

[@F0Led]

wow thats some hard work there, i cant beleive you ever bought the crack house in the first place! God bless, basement jesus has your back

[@mightymikethebear]

He has everyone's back if you let him.

[@issan9795]

Can't wait to see an update on this place. This is entertaining as hell. Bob Vila would be proud

[@KitchenKnifeRescue]

it's friday, and we get a basement Jesus update, what could be better?

[@blakedavis2447]

The return of Mia Khalifa

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Mandatory Fun Day with enlisted vs officer contact football. 🔫😎👍🇺🇸🧨💥🦅🍗

[@NGMonocrom]

What could be better?.... Not buying a crack house. 😀

[@jackdeathawsome]

"they had more nails in them than you did" Milk almost went everywhere

[@joecarlson7107]

May be faster to cut the tuff nails flush with a cutting wheel. Thats what we did when replacing our deck.

[@BrownieGrunt]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@Gutslinger]

@@eurofox994 Wouldn't the hardwood go over that wood based floor though?

[@LashUpGaming]

"Turning this crackhouse into a crackhome" 🤣

[@projectmayhem6898]

Good Guy Hy: Buys small camera. Still films in landscape. To you is conveyed the PoB with Oak Clusters

[@ogre8647]

Now this is some funny shite!!!👆

[@someguy95981]

PoB with Oak Clusters seems like a weird thing. It would be more like PoB with Hand Shake

[@projectmayhem6898]

@@someguy95981 just my sense of humor, petty humor third class

[@markwoten6679]

I had the same type walls. I gutted the entire home room by room. It took me @ 2 years total while working 40 hours per week. Done!!! New plumbing, electrical, insulation and everything in between. Lot of hard work.

[@Resjek]

I love this series more than anything in 2020. We need AC to get his own Podcast

[@oxide9679]

That would be awesome, but he is way too busy

[@ReformedSooner24]

3:54 I love how he just used “corona” as a time period lmao

[@urielgrey]

Thank you! I am so sorry about the nails and the lathe and plaster :(

[@mightymikethebear]

Find a strong angry teenager to take down the lathe and plaster - they enjoy the destruction.

[@Quonzer]

AC should start a crowdfunding campaign to renovate this house.

[@donoimdono4868]

Altrunchen - he says he will accept donations but prefers the American way he's selling merch. buy a t-shirt, they're great

[@Quonzer]

@@donoimdono4868 Wait...wasn't crowdfunding invented by Joseph Pulitzer? It's totally an American way of raising money dude.

[@knndyskful]

I think he’s doing patreon

[@ghostfox3560]

"Rowdy" friends... Yeah. That is about right for having the energy to deal with Lathe and Plaster walls.

[@patkane5018]

Basement Jesus comes through again just when things were looking down, there he is!! Good job BJ...😀😀

[@Itsbuckjames]

I’ve watched enough of your videos now that your intro plays in my head and motivates me to get up in the morning and get my ass to work when I don’t want to. Hard work..hard work!!

[@benf8487]

“The subfloor has more nails in them then you did Basement Jesus!!!” Lmao I love this series. I helped my friend fix up a house that we lovingly named “the trap home”, during college. The landlord let us live there for a year rent free! Good luck I think you’ve got diseases other than the COOFTA to worry about in there!

[@globalwarfighter]

They have more nails than you did, we're gonna work on that 😂😂 6:53

[@Selectingknight]

Please make “This Crack House is a Crack Home” into a t shirt lol

[@lonelytent2833]

Hell he could probably sell welcome mats with that on it

[@forfoxsake3302]

Basement Jesus poster or I rage

[@MrPablojack]

I would buy 2

[@thesupportingcast6972]

I feel ya on the nails! Omg tedious work! We had the same issue in our home. Hours of pulling NAILS out of the floor!

[@youtubedislikebutton6031]

This old crack house of mine I’m gonna make it shine, this old crack house of mine I’m gonna make it shine, make it shine, make it shine, make it shine Thank you and bless basement Jesus

[@lllPlatinumlll]

Inspirational. I'm glad to see you sorted out the foundations first because the wisdom even though used sarcastically is still wisdom, you built on the rock and not the shifting sands.

[@anthonyaldridge]

You just have to find someone having a bad day "really want to punch something" and they'd gladly take out their anger on your bathroom etc. It's great anger management just don't ask them to clean it up...

[@kevincass9917]

That's a really good idea. Help an anger management patient by giving them a job demo-ing some shitty rooms in a house. It's cathartic, therapeutic, and even productive! I like that a lot!

[@deadpoollee9497]

Make some money for basement Jesus. 5 bucks to come in an smash stuff

[@TheKPCoyote]

I can’t wait to see how the bathroom demo goes. Thank you for continuous laughs. Best of luck with the house.

[@Eagle44]

Thanks angry!!! 😁

[@AngryCops]

Yes

[@TheDutchVander]

Angry Cops “12 hours ago” lmao how

[@ashleydiamond155]

I finally get to watch it lol

[@thebenforever]

Make a grid over the floor with chalk line or something. That way, when pulling up the nails, you can clear the area a grid at a time, reducing missed nails due to eye fatigue, take a break, go work on something else, and come back to it.

[@connorlhamon]

Get a roof rake, that’ll help pull all the nails without leanin down

[@skeletalobserver406]

Awwh... Awh, so happy. He's so happy getting to the basement and proclaiming it clean.

[@qwerty_artist]

This seems like a great opportunity to command a group of children- I mean new recruits, to practice hammer nail pulling skills

[@zachh1220]

You may have already started on the lath and plaster. I'm doing a remodel job in my hometown where we have to cut a bunch out and we found out that Diablo pruning blades for the sawzall will cut through the plaster and the lath, and we could actually take it out in like 16x16-in squares by just running the blade along with the studs. It made cleanup and tear down so much easier

[@americanpatriot6918]

I'm a Master Plumber so I've been on jobs in Mansions. Also been been on jobs in total shitholes. Your place at least is cleaned out and has potential! All you need is new bathroom and kitchen. New floors carpets, repairs to anything needed. Then just pick a nice carpet, tiles, and paint. And that place will be mint before you know it! If I were you I'd put a bar and man room slash family room in the basement. All finished with a thick rug, and a good ventilation and heating and air conditioning system. Ment to do the whole house. If you're in a neighborhood that's worth investing in. Then definitely hook that place up! If not I'd probably only do what you have to. So you can make it look as new as possible. Either way good luck brother! I love your channel and your videos are funny as fuck! I found you a couple months ago. I laugh at all your shit! Thank you for your service! God bless you and God bless America!!🤜🤛🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Doomgel]

I can second this.

[@americanpatriot6918]

@@Doomgel Amen brother!!🤜🤛🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@davidplatter7671]

If you add a layer over the sub-floor, the new layer is called the substrate. Keep up the great content!

[@comando1911]

Come to find out, once he opened those walls Angry Cop found a few missing 1st Lutendants lost durring land nav ...when he was in basic..

[@Skankhunter420]

A few missing what? Lol

[@Scriptedviolince]

@@Skankhunter420 1st lieutenants. It's a joke that Lieutenants are basically useless, though in the US there's a bit of nuance. 2nd Lieutenants are fresh out of boot and are not experienced enough to lead a platoon. 1st Lieutenants are 2nd Lieutenants who have seen some shit and are actually quite valuable.

[@Skankhunter420]

@@Scriptedviolince I got you lol 😆

[@TackshooterOG]

this is actually my favorite home reno series

[@acesky1457]

“This crack house is slowly turning into a crack home.” Haha

[@noahmarquez6485]

Man I love this show

[@Thang_MD]

Just a guy with a camera talking in his basement to a picture frame.

[@jonathanellis5811]

I'm a construction student, and I'm headed up to the northeast for the next six weeks! I'm rowdy, young, and I have a strange proclivity for demolishing crack house bathrooms with sledgehammers... just sayin 😏

[@kaotick3062]

im happy that this house is being saved a lot of older homes just get demoed so AC thank you for saving this crack house and Basement Jesus

[@anaveragemarsocraider5841]

This series just keeps getting better and better

[@eltorito6931]

My dad would have a lot of sympathy for AC because he brought a damn hoarder house luckily the we had at least one undamaged area which was the bathroom.

[@agent00doodlebug21]

Get in the zone, have patience and the nail pulling won't take too long. I had to spend 6 hours pulling and cutting nails out of wood/trim we were going to reuse on a job. Good work on the house.

[@hangnail316]

God damn it’s like a 2020 remake of “ The money pit”.

[@Eltheria]

omg you are so right!! hahaha

[@puzzodr]

LOL

[@Leroys_Stuff]

😂😂

[@beardedfatguy1]

Is that the one where Tom Hanks falls through the stairs?

[@colecole3352]

Lol snot nose kids. "I don't get it"

[@9usuck0]

I do hardwood floors for a living. This is actually one of my favorite parts or tearout. Because sanding and finishing floors needs breakout.

[@bansheemania1692]

Little lady from Poltergeist. "THIS Basement Is Clean"

[@aprilsmith3683]

The "nails" theme running throughout both the house and the commentary is hysterical... 🇿🇦

[@babushkakyd5618]

Something he wasn't LAUGHIN about that LATH N' PLASTER.

[@knndyskful]

I honestly thought it was called laughin plaster and I’m like what the hell is that?

[@babushkakyd5618]

@@knndyskful I understand, It sounds like that.

[@handimanjay6642]

Lineman pliers and a small thick piece of sheet metal to protect the floor while using pliers sideways to pull the nails. Use a garden sprayer to dampen that plaster to reduce dust on removal.

[@KorbinX]

"This house is clean" was thinking you'd reference The Boondock Saints on that one ^-^ Edit: I get so many people that like my "This old crack house" t-shirt ^-^

[@janosaudron42us]

“More nails in them than you did” hearty chuckle from deep within my cockles.

[@lithiumgaming2527]

I'd vote to put him on HGTV

[@PKO1211]

I’m a scrapper in Chicago some radiators have rods going through them you cut with a sawzall and wedge the sections apart or just straight bust them up with a sledge hammer makes them easy to move.

[@daichishimmura9886]

its weird seeing angry cops with normal voice an congrats on 666k sub

[@Onerouss]

Those radiators only have 2-6 long bolts running through them to hold them together, a quick zip with a sawzall (they are mild steel) and you can pry them apart into sections as small as you need to make the weight manageable.

[@soup8962]

"this crack house is becoming a crack home" has got to be on your next shirt

[@ravageawakened]

Re the trim: pull it off and sand them down. (Practice on scrap wood first.) Carve designs into the trim. (A router helps a bunch) When you place it back on the wall you can also put it ~ 1" off the floor and or the ceiling with led under glow lights.

[@calebdehart6651]

Man, I'd honestly love to do some demo with Angry Cops

[@abigailhart8192]

The house looks amazing! You’ve done so much work!

[@timbogdanovic6430]

Mom i want to listen to Halo theme song... Mom: we have Halo theme song at home... Halo theme song at home: 5.34

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Praise Basement Jesus.

[@ItsLazMax]

I love this series so much, can’t wait to see more progress!

[@christopherabbott3484]

"The floors got more nails in it than you did." Had me cracking up. 😂

[@oskarkiesewalter2866]

That sounds painful.

[@Timothy-NH]

How have I missed this series from you? I will have to check out the other 4 parts!

[@Spartan114a80]

Idea: meet and greet at the crack house and everyone chips in with some manual labor.

[@stealthsniper.4636]

Yo you Got the breaking bad Basement.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VSO_Gun_Channel]

More crack house !!!

[@Busterboo99game]

The camera is so much better. Light adjustment is present so I can actually see you and what you are talking about. Keep up the great work this is one of the most entertaining series I have watched on KZbin

[@PavelKahun]

I still don't understand why did he buy the house. Was it really cheap in the auction??

[@knndyskful]

That and it was sight unseen so he didn’t know what he was walking into before hand

[@PavelKahun]

@@knndyskful Isn´t that a reason not to buy something?? :D I mean, we have a saying "Don´t buy a rabbit in a sack", because you cannot see the rabbit,so you cannot decide well. :D

[@knndyskful]

Pavel sometimes price beats common sense